#present them as perfect like he does with elf loves

[metalandmagi]

A list of underrated Christmas movies for everyone who is getting tired of watching the same things every year:

This year, I wanted to make a list of a few Christmas movies that I feel are a bit underrated and under-appreciated, because I’m tired of seeing the same things all the time. If anyone has any suggestions for their own lesser known holiday movies, please feel free to include them!

Arthur Christmas: An animated movie that should be a classic, but it was unfortunately lost to time because it had a horrible marketing campaign that made it look like complete shit. Well, I’m here to tell you that it’s not complete shit. It’s actually fucking amazing.

Arthur, the clumsy son of the current Santa Claus is known for being a lovable idiot who tends to ruin everything he touches, but when a little girl’s present is accidentally left behind one Christmas, Arthur, an elf named Bryony, and his grandfather (a previous Santa…so grandsanta) embark on a chaotic mission around the world to deliver the missing present. Every character in this movie is so fucking funny and empathetic at the same time. Arthur embodies the true meaning of Christmas in everything he does. Bryony is just…on another level entirely. Arthur’s brother Steve (a strategic genius who wants to use his new technology to ensure his place as the next Santa) is a perfect antagonist that the audience still feels sympathy for. They all just have such a fun dynamic, and it’s a crime that more people haven’t seen this.

Spirited: A fairly new addition to the Christmas movie ranks, since it came out in 2022 (but it was on AppleTV+ so no one watched it). Spirited is a modern, musical version of A Christmas Carol like you’ve never seen before (starring Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds, who are an amazing combination in anything). If you’re tired of seeing endless retellings of Dickens' story, just watch this. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and it brings a whole new perspective to the story in a way that I’m not going to spoil. And the songs go so hard it’s insane.

Happiest Season: A rom-com in which a woman named Abby desperately wants to propose to her girlfriend Harper over the holidays during Harper’s family Christmas party…only to realize that Harper’s extremely rich and conservative family doesn’t know she’s gay. Fun rom-com shenanigans ensue. Did I mention Abby is played by Kristen Stewart, and Harper is played by Mackenzie Davis? Also Aubrey Plaza, Alison Brie, and that guy from Schitt’s Creek everyone loves are in it.

This could easily have been a completely different movie if the cast wasn't so funny and didn’t have such good chemistry. It starts out as a standard holiday rom-com, but I was tearing up by the end of this the first time I watched it. If you’ve ever felt like you’ve been hiding your true self from your family or if you’ve felt like you’ve never been good enough for them, I think you’ll see a lot to relate to in this. 

Violent Night: Another new addition to the ever-expanding list of Christmas movies, this aptly named action thriller also came out in 2022, and I feel like no one has spoken about it since, which is a crime because IT WAS SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!

When a grizzled, down on the world Santa (played by David Harbour) gets stuck in a rich family’s house while it’s being overrun by mercenaries, he has to Die Hard his way out and save the hostages (or at least the ones who are worth saving) before it’s too late. This was such a fun surprise, because violent action thrillers are so hit and miss for me personally. David Harbour is great. It’s just under 2 hours of watching shitty people get their comeuppance in unique ways. I’m so offended that it only has a 6.7/10 on IMDB, because this is a great movie to watch with a group of friends and some age appropriate beverages. Yeah, it’s not a masterpiece, and maybe my standards are low, but I had a great time with this.

Tokyo Godfathers: An anime Christmas classic directed by Satoshi Kon in which 3 homeless people (a former drag queen, a runaway teen, and a grumpy alcoholic) find a baby in a dumpster and try to reunite it with its family. This was the movie that tricked me into thinking Satoshi Kon’s other works would be just as comedic and wholesome as this one. It’s got humor. It’s got heart. It’s got twists and turns that will keep you guessing in the classic Satoshi Kon fashion. And the English dub is just as good as the sub, so you can’t go wrong either way.

Neo Yokio- Pink Christmas: Speaking of anime…I’ve talked about this one before, but I have to mention it again because it’s a staple for me every year. Pink Christmas is the Christmas special for the…anime (and I use that word in the loosest way possible) Neo Yokio…aka the one starring (and possibly made by?) Jaden Smith.

For anyone who’s never heard of it, Neo Yokio is a series on Netflix that is the closest thing to a professionally made Abridged Series we’ll ever have. The “plot” of the series revolves around Kaz, a pink haired guy who fights demons and does increasingly absurd rich people things with his robot mecha butler named Charles. The Christmas special involves Charles telling Kaz a Christmas story about the city’s Secret Santa competition for all the ultra rich people.

Look, there’s no good way to describe this one, but trust me when I say you don’t have to watch Neo Yokio to understand it, since even people who do watch Neo Yokio don’t understand it. In fact, I think it will be even funnier if you don’t watch Neo Yokio at all before watching Pink Christmas (but I encourage everyone to watch the series too, just because it’s more of the same insanity.)

Every line in it is pure comedic gold, not because it’s truly funny, but because it’s absurd and ridiculous in a way only Jaden Smith can be. I quote it incessantly while eating a Toblerone every year. 

Cabin Pressure at Christmas: Molokai: Okay, it’s not a movie or even a TV special, but I love Cabin Pressure so much that I had to include this too. Cabin Pressure is a comedy radio show (not a podcast, an actual radio show) that aired on BBC Radio 4 in the early 2000s about an airline crew for the world’s shittiest airplane. 

For anyone who watched season 2 of Good Omens, you might recognize the name John Finnemore as one of the writers. Well, Cabin Pressure is made by (and stars) the same person. The Christmas episode is one of my favorites of the series, and you 100% don’t need to listen to the entire series to enjoy it. It captures the humor and despair of being stuck with your co-workers on Christmas eve, but it keeps up the spirit regardless. This is another one I quote incessantly, and the whole show has become hardwired into my personality. PLEASE FIND A WAY TO LISTEN TO CABIN PRESSURE! I’m pretty sure the whole series is available on iTunes as an audiobook.

As honorable mentions, I want to include Rise of the Guardians and Klaus, because even though they have a fair amount of popularity, I still feel like people could appreciate them more. And sure, Rise of the Guardians might be more of an Easter movie, but it still includes Santa as a character, and he’s amazing. 

That's all for now. Sorry these are all specifically Christmas themed, but if anyone has movie suggestions for other winter holidays, please throw them in!

[thekingofwinterblog]

You know what the most annoying thing about the Twists regarding the Elves in Inquisition was?

That all the twists, if taken on their own, would make for a really good story.

The reveals about Solas backstory and how him and his fellow God Kings rose, became decadent, warred with each other and fell, setting the stage for their transformation into the Old Gods is frankly speaking, some of the best lore that Dragon Age ever had, and lines up really well with how the world is structured while explaining how the Old Gods came to be, how the elves fell, and so on.

That the tevinter imperium when it conquered the nation of Arlathan was not the great imperial state lead by mighty mages their descendants liked to think they were, but instead a bunch of weaklings that needed years and years to take on one, measly city-state that had utterly obliterated itself in civil war.

There is so much great stuff here.

So where did it all go wrong?

The answer, is of course execution.

Inquisition overall is a great game... But man did it drop the ball so hard with the Elves that it's pretty much hard to believe that they will be able to tell a nuanced story about them in Dread Wolf.

Everything from the companions, to the world itself as the game presents , to retcons regarding mages that's there, not to tell a story about the elves, but to try and make the Templar vs mage conflict grey.

Starting with the companions, we have a great example of coming so, so close to greatness... and then falling right on it's face.

The game has two Elf companions, solas and Sera... and the contrast between them really illustrates the big picture with how incapable Inquisition is with trying to tell a nuanced picture with the elves.

Solas as a character is perfect. Love him or hate him, he is a fully fleshed out character with very clear, defined, understandable motives that makes sense to him.

And most importantly of all, his way of viewing the world is WRONG. The game acknowledges that he is wrong.

The entire story of where dragon age 4 is heading, is all about how the Dread wolf, for all his knowledge and intelligence and genuine virtues, is at the end of the day, a monster, who is willing to see the world burn to restore the Elves magic and immortality.

He is a racist, he is bigoted, and ultimately misguided. Despite all his development with the inquisitor, he does not manage to grow enough as a person that he manages to abandon his genocidal goals. And the game does not pretend othervise.

That is what makes the story of Solas rise to become the big villain of the sequel great.

There is no disconnect between the story, the characters, or the way the game wants us to view solas.

Solas is far, far more bigoted and close-minded than any of the dalish he so despises, and the game ultimately does not pretend othervise.

Which brings us to the opposite end of the elf spectrum with Sera.

Sera is a very disliked character by a lot of people, but by dalish and elf players/fans more than most.

Just like Solas, she is bigoted, racist, and ultimately misguided in her hatred of her fellow elves, whether they be city elves, or Dalish, or ancient elves.

And that frankly, would not be a problem if the game acknowledged that fact. If her character arc was about it, and either how she could not overcome her own issues, or actually managed to grow beyond them, she could have been a great character.

The problem is the fact that the game is not willing to handle this fact head on. Its not willing to come out and portray Sera as just as bigoted against her own kind as Solas is, and to treat this as a flaw.

Instead the game treats her as if her biggest flaw is that she's annoying, and not the fact that in a game that is in many ways about setting up the rise of the dread wolf, she is just as bad as Solas, just from a different origin point.

Sera should have been a mirror to Solas, both from a story point, as well as a thematic one, but unfortunately she is not.

Hell, she doesn't really overcome her racism either. The closest she comes to doing so, is basically burning out on hating the dalish and other elves in trespasser, not admitting she was actually wrong to hate them so much in the first place.

The game does not treat Sera's disdain for other elves and their culture as a problem, and it does not give a dalish inquisitor the option to tell her to go fuck herself on the topic that you are given with Solas if you really desire to do so.

You are given the option of kicking her out of the inquisition, but not actually stand up for the dalish or even city elves the way the player could against Morrigan's flemeth raised cruelty in origins, anders and Fenris obsessions with, and hatred for templars/mages in da2, or solas ideals in inquisition.

And thats a problem that really illustrates the bigger issue with the way Inquisition took what could have been a great story about the Elves and the reveals about their anceators, and frankly ruined it.

The dalish and city elvea were very thouroughly fleshed in both Origins, Awakening and DA2.

However, city elves largely managed to avoid being utterly destroyed by the narrative the way the Dalish were, for the simple reason that outside briala, we don't get much if any interaction with them at all, making them essentially a non show foe the game for the most part. They don't get a city elf inquisitor, and so we have no point of view to look at them from a pc perspective.

They got off much better than the dalish though.

Starting off with the arguably single worst thing in all of DAI is the retcon that Dalish clans, if there is more than two mages in a clan, sends off the third one alone in the wilderness to fend for themselves. This goes against absolutely everything that has ever been established about the Dalish, and worst of all, wasn't even an addition meant to demonize the dalish, instead being an addition to handwave away the obvious fact that the Dalish had a much better system than the human circles when it came to magic... Which in turn was made irrelevant by the fact the Avvar was later shown to have a much better and more effective solution to the possession question anyway.

It was, in essence, a pointless retcon, that overall only made the dalish look bad, and has now opened the door for the idea that most dalish clans acts like this, and will be portrayed so in future games.

Its bad, but unfortunately it was only the start.

The game goes out of its way to portray absolutely every single person who critices the dalish as having a point, that they brought on their own downfalls, even as they are being the most imperialistic, racist assholes imaginable, while the dalish inquisitor can only offer a token of defence for his people, a far cry from way origins allowed you to handle the same situation wheter your main ethnicity was ferelden, mage, city elf, dalish, casteless or dwarven noble.

But nowhere is it worse than the way the game handles the fall of the dales.

Now the actual lore you learn about it, is not bad. At all. I know some complain that the reveals that ameridan(and presumably other elves) worshipped both the creators and the maker, as well as the fact that the dalish unfortunately did have a bad relationahip with the rest of the world, in particular orlais, is bad storytelling, but i firmly disagree.

No the problem is the execution.

Ameridan is not wrong when he says that The Dales should not have distanced itself from the rest of the world, especially not in the face of a blight... But the Dales of his era were in turn not wrong when they argued that the Orlesians were little better than the imperium, and they would be completely right.

This is not a grey issue, its a grey and black issue.

Orlais was, and still is an evil, expansionist empire with 99% of its population living as serfs, that can be raped and beaten at will, little better than slaves.

The dales were the morally right side of the exalted march on the dales. No amount of new lore we learned in inquisition has changed that fact. We simply get the details fleshed out a bit more to add context.

Orlais was going to invade and enslave the elves anyway, as they proved through their actions against all their other, very much fellow Adrastian neighbors.

The problem is that you are not allowed to express this kind of point of view and stick to it like steel.

The characters you meet having the bigoted opinion that the dales ultimately brought on their own fate is NOT a bad thing in and out of itself... the problem is that you are not allowed to challenge that opinion the way you could challenge Lelliana's view of the dalish in origins, or the way you could tell both Anders and fenris to go fuck themselves on their extremist opinions all through da2, and ending that fuck you by killing them in the endgame.

And thats a real shame, because just looking at characters like cassandra's character development through Inquisition, you could easily have made a really compelling narrative put of a dalish inquisitor who stuck by his or her principles, and actually challenged the people they met's racist views on the dalish the way you could in origins, just with a more fleshed out and(unfortunately something way too many people just cannot emote to a character withouth) an actual voice to raise those arguments with.

I do genuinely like Inquisition, and i think it's overall a much better game than DA2... but man did they drop the ball with the elves so hard.

I feel so sorry for anyone who really got invested in the elves as their favorites factions, and i honestly don't think the elves will be handled particularly well in Dread wolf, especially as the only Dalish we are likely to see fleshed out will be the villains fighting for Solas.

[myfairkatiecat]

NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE, BUT i HATE KEEFE SO SO MUCH AND IM WONDERING (GENUINELY) WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT HIM BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE THE APPEAL

ALSO YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THIS IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE OR BUGS YOU SORRY IF IT DOES EITHER/BOTH

Hey anon! Those are some strong feelings you've got there!

This is a tricky question to answer since a lot of the things that make me like Keefe's character make some people dislike his character, so you might be about to get a list of all the things you despise about him by asking me what I like about him. I like him because I think he's a good character, and way better written than people give him (or Shannon) credit for. I don't always love Wattpad Fanon Keefe (perfect boyfriend, super sweet, always says the right thing) because it erases so much of his character. I like canon Keefe. He's a raw character with a lot going on and a whole slew of well-developed character traits.

Before I jump into this post, however, I want to say one thing: I think a lot of people who dislike Keefe are mostly frustrated with Shannon's portrayal of his character flaws, and I don't think they give Shannon enough credit for the way she's intentionally written Sophie as an unreliable narrator. It's rather clear during different parts of the series that Sophie isn't the most reliable narrator, and Shannon also explicitly writes in the margins of her annotated KOTLC book that she used a certain scene as an example of when Keefe takes his jokes too far. Sophie forgives him without even an outright apology in that scene, but Shannon makes it clear in her annotations that she, the author, isn't writing it off. I don't own the annotated so I can't remember the exact quote, but it's my biggest case for why I think Shannon has intentionally written Keefe with these character flaws, as character flaws, and yes, Shannon sees them as character flaws and has said so, so for the purposes of this ask response here, let's assume Shannon Messenger is aware she's writing a flawed character, because I do think it's rather unfair to her how often the people of the fandom accuse her of brushing by Keefe's actions when in reality she's just writing Sophie Foster as true to her character as she can.

With that, let's jump into this little essay about Why Keefe Is An Awesome Character And I Love Him that I've writtten for you!

My AP English teacher always used to say, "characters are more human than humans." I believe the purpose of this quote was that well-written characters exemplify what makes us human—our love, our experiences, our regret, our strengths and flaws—in ways that connect strongly to the audience. Part of the reason so many people like Keefe's character, I believe, is because they are able to connect strongly to him. This is because he is written as "more human than humans," as my AP English teacher would say—even though technically, he's not a human, but an elf.

One major strong point of Keefe Sencen's character is that his strengths and weaknesses are often wrapped up in the same character traits. This is something that is true for many people. For example, my politeness in real life social situations makes me a lot of friends, but too often can turn to people-pleasing. A good character, in my opinion, should have both strengths and flaws stemming from all of their major character traits. Here are a few of Keefe's:

His humor

One major aspect of Keefe's character is his humor. Whether you personally find it funny or not (I think I found it a little funnier when I was eleven... I'm sorta growing out of some of it, though his wittier comments in the latest books are more my style, which might be a sign of both me and the character maturing) it's an enormous part of his character. As a major character trait, it presents both strengths and flaws.

Often, he brings levity to heavy situations that the other characters appreciate. One instance I remember is in Flashback. They were preparing for a confrontation, and I don't remember what it was that Keefe said, but Sophie narrates that she appreciated the moment of comedic relief, because it eased some of her anxiety. Keefe is able to take intense moments and settle them with quick-witted (or hilariously not funny) comments. This is likely a skill he adopted in order to handle the crushing pressure of being in his own home as a kid. (Fitz, contrastingly, adapted the skill of just holding lots and lots of weight, bending and bending and bending until he finally breaks. Not to make my Keefe essay about Fitz, of course, but I know someone is going to point out that Fitz also dealt with a lot of pressure at home, and wanted to point out that he developed somewhat unhealthy coping mechanisms as well, they're just different from Keefe's.)

However, sometimes his jokes are unwanted or go too far. Shannon comments on this specifically at the end of the first book, where Keefe makes a joke about how he helped save her when she almost died, and then sorta trailed of when he realized he was talking about her almost-death. Shannon commented in the margins that this was a moment of Keefe experiencing awareness that his joking has gone a little too far. She hasn't released annotated editions of any later books, but I'm confident that at least a few other scenes are examples of this as well. Sometimes I run across them during a read through and I'm like "huh, it's interesting to have a good idea as to what Shannon was thinking writing this." Sometimes, his constant making light of serious situations really isn't funny to anyone, and it keeps him from accepting the gravity of what they're doing, likely contributing to his reckless behavior.

2. His intuitive communication

Something to notice about Keefe is that even though he's often socially unaware, either in ways that indicate his childhood trauma or just his emotionally immaturity as a teenager, he's very good at knowing exactly what to say for his intended goal. That intended goal isn't always necessarily something he should want, mind you—we just talked about how his need to lighten the mood sometimes causes problems, and he knows enough about some of his friends (cough Fitz cough) to know exactly what words will hurt them the most in an argument as well.

This can be a strength for him, especially when he's comforting Sophie. Since he can feel her emotions instinctively, he often knows exactly what she needs to hear. He's actually incredibly sweet at times, especially in Legacy (I mean... there are other issues there, which I'll get into another time). For example, when he's telling her the reasons Bronte isn't the worst possible father for her to have. There's nothing inherently great about the specific way he comforted her, but it did ease some of Sophie's queasiness, because he knew what she needed to hear. Also, there are the scenes in Legacy where he's telling her that Sophie Foster is all she needs to be, or the scene in Everblaze where he reminds her that no matter who her parents are, she's still going to be exactly the same person she is, and they can't change her. Keefe is really good at knowing the right thing to say. (This might have stemmed from walking on eggshells his entire life aroud his parents!)

However, this also makes it really easy for Keefe to be manipulative, or lie, or say the completely wrong thing on purpose. The best example of the first two was when he somehow convinced everyone in just a few sentences that he totally wasn't going to go to Loamnore with them. Somehow, the guy famous for not doing what he's told convinced everyone he was going to do what he was told, and the thing is, it wasn't even unrealistic. He gave really good reasons that it made sense for him to stay back, and even made jokes about it, about how he and the others not going were "too cool for Loamnore." He had everyone convinced he really wasn't going to be reckless this time, when he totally knew his plan the whole time. The famous Unlocked healing center scene is a great example of the last one, because Keefe got upset with Fitz and knew exactly what to say to make him the most upset and embarassed in that situation. He only even took back the words when Sophie became upset as well. He and Fitz are in... not an awesome place in the latest books, and his POV reflects that.

3. His courage

Let's be honest. Is Keefe a runner? Yes. But when he runs, is he running from a fight? Nope. Never. One of the major instances of this guy running away actually put himself in a ton of danger. He doesn't run for cover, or safety. He runs usually out of fear of himself, his relationships, or that he isn't able to help in any other way. If we really look at his character, Keefe is incredibly brave. All of the KOTLC main cast is. They've got guts. But a lot of the others have a more guarded sort of courage, while Keefe's is... well. Not guarded.

Keefe doesn't think things through, and sometimes, there isn't time for that. Sometimes, immediate action is necessary, and Keefe is great with that. Quick, in-the-moment plans are his specialty. He's not afraid to stand up to people who want to hurt him (*cough* Dimitar scene *cough*).

But he's also extremely reckless (*cough* Dimitar scene *cough*). Because his courage is less guarded than his friends (such as Sophie's or Biana's) he may be more inclined to carry out his plans quickly, but he's also more likely to not think things through fully and end up putting his own life at risk, and sometimes even his friends' lives, even when he's trying to help.

4. His caution and fight or flight instinct

To everyone who ever said Keefe's character is flat and his strengths and flaws never develop or change, what version of KOTLC are you even reading?! Like I mentioned above, Keefe's recklessness is a huge part of his character since book one, but now I'm here about to talk about his caution/obsessive worrying/the famous running away, specifically the second time. This is a relatively new character trait for him. It develops slightly after Lodestar/the first half of Nightfall. Keefe truly did learn a lot from leaving for the Neverseen and lying to Sophie before going to Ravagog. We're given an extremely limited window into this process, since Sophie had other things going on and Keefe's short story focused a lot on his crush on her, but Keefe noticeably steps back and stops trying to turn things into a "Keefe show" (as Sophie puts it in Nightfall) and attempts to work more as a team, which is definitely character development again. However, where he really learned his lesson was Loamnore. He showed up, again going behind Sophie's back and coming up with a plan of his own, and it ended with Sophie tied up on the ground and him being forced to undergo a transformation that gave him powers he's terrified of. While his recklessness didn't entirely vanish after this (his response in the end was to run away to the literal Forbidden Cities) but is definitely flavored with siginificantly more caution and an attempt to be genuinely responsible.

In Unlocked, Keefe noticeably asks for people to be kept away from him, including Sophie, so that he can keep from accidentally controlling anybody. He also stops using his voice entirely. These are actually incredibly selfless things for him to do. He loves to be with his friends (particularly Sophie for reasons) and he loves to talk! And neither of those things are bad! But he isn't willing to put them in danger. In fact, he actually sort of overdoes it in Unlocked, even asking for Dex to make him an ability restrictor. (While he's well-intentioned here, I think Keefe brushes past the idea that making one of those again might be something of a traumatic experience for Dex.) In the end, he's so worried about it that he runs away, but he does it with considerably more of a plan than he did when he joined the Neverseen. He knew he'd know the languages, he arranged a way to get his hands on human currency, and while Unraveled isn't out yet, the state in which they found Keefe along with some of the things Keefe described about his experience make it clear that Keefe purposefully learned a lot about human cultures and successfully blended in and made his life work.

His newfound carefulness paired with his classic instinct to run really encapsulate a lot of his character strengths and flaws. In the later books, it's actually a sign that he's developing as a character and moving away from some of his past character flaws, but like all well-written major character traits, it comes with its own drawbacks.

Another important aspect of Keefe's character is the way he is noticeably shaped by his own experiences. I mentioned the whole "being more human than human" thing earlier, and while yes, he's still not human, I think this is part of what makes so many people connect to his character. He's realistic. He has even more strengths and flaws than the ones I've mentioned above, and all of them obviously come from somewhere specific in his past.

Why is he so chronically unserious? Because he couldn't be serious enough for his family. Before he met Fitz and started spending time with the Vackers, he didn't even really have friends. He had a suffocated home and impossible expectations, and when he tried to live up to them, he just wasn't good enough. So he adapted to break the tension. He adapted to just... not try ("those who don't try never look foolish" -Fiyero in "Dancing Through Life," from Wicked. I think Fiyero is... very Keefe coded) and started skipping classes, breaking the rules, playing pranks and doing anything to cut through the tension. He dealt with pressure by tossing it off his shoulders and just deciding to not deal with it. Obviously, deciding to Just Not Deal With Things eventually began to hurt him, and he slowly and painfully begins to learn to have difficult conversations (but hey, at least he's getting there? I think Neverseen is where his development in that particular area becomes apparent, with the way he opens up more and even admits where he's really beginning to feel guilty).

Why is he such a master of knowing what to say? Because he grew up walking on eggshells around his parents. And when he decided to stop caring about his parents, he weaseled his way out of trouble whenever possible, and learned to use other people's emotions to learn things from them and get his way. "But Katie," you say, "reading other people's emotions without permission and using them to get his way is a very not good thing to do!" You're very correct! And it's an enormous indication of how skewed his view of normal is. What's the one Empath he grew up observing? His father. Look, he knows his parents suck, but because his parents suck, he has no way of knowing what is and isn't normal. Is his father doing this particular thing because he's a horrible person or because that's a normal thing to do? How on Earth is Keefe supposed to know?! Well, there are rules about telepathy, and there aren't any rules about empathy, so the external indications seem to tell him that this particular thing is normal. This is yet another example of Keefe's life experiences having a huge impact on his character.

Why is he so reckless? Because he doesn't care. Even his his most noble moments of bravery stem from the same place of not caring what happens to his life. It's the same reason his deep care for his friends' lives turns to quickly into self-sacrificial tendencies (which show themselves in canon on numerous occasions and usually don't even help). He has this "better me than any of them" mindset that's deeply rooted in his childhood trauma. Even though he's fought tooth and nail against everything his parents have ever said about him, he still has this ingrained sense of worthlessness. The way he says he "doesn't care about permanent damage" and tells Sophie that he's going to make sure he's always the one who ends up wrapped up in bandages and also has that moment in Unlocked where he wants to retreat into the darkness and never wake up? Look, we all know he needs therapy, but maybe reread that last sentence. ...Keep reading it until you get it.

And finally, what makes him finally learn to be cautious? Because he sees firsthand how his reckless plans are impacting the lives of other people around him, and if there's any negative trait that Keefe is NOT, it's selfish. Keefe may be occasionally selfish—you know, case by case basis, like most people—but it isn't a character trait of his by any means. He struggles significantly more with not caring about himself than he struggles with not caring about others. So when he realizes it isn't only his own life he's putting on the line, and sees the way it's hurting his friends, he takes an enormous step back, and even runs away for a time. Now, it would be great if he would start caring about himself too, because this poor guy needs therapy and his level of self-deprecation at this point is way out of control. But it is the case that he cares about his friends a lot (if someone quotes this part and brings up Fitz, I'm going to point out that their friendship has fallen way out due to actions and reactions on both sides of that relationship) and ultimately it ends up adjusting the balance in his character traits and their related strengths and flaws.

In short, Keefe is a lot of things. He's good things, he's bad things, he's consistent things. He reads like a real person—someone who frequently makes the same style of mistakes but does learn and grow over the course of his life. Every character trait of him stems from some aspect of his past. Shannon didn't write him with a slew of random personality traits—each and every one of them ties down to who he is and how he's shaped by his experiences. He can be a truly amazing friend. He can be a really horrible friend. He can be sweet and amazing and say the perfect thing. He can say the wrong-est possible thing with the intention of cutting the other person deep. He's a slow learner, but he learns nonetheless. His character development isn't a smooth arc in which he has trait A, event B happens and at the end he has trait C. That's common in storytelling, but not real life. Keefe learns, grows, then makes the same mistake again, then learns stronger. His character development sees both growth and setbacks, and the changes are subtle. He's still the same person even when he changes.

He's good things, he's bad things, he's consistent things, and I think it is out of an awareness of our own humanity that so many people relate to him and therefore enjoy his character.

I hope you enjoyed this essay, anon. Believe it or not, I actually have plenty more to say about any of these topics, and some other topics that I didn't even bring up, so if you want to see even more, just direct me towards what you want to hear and I assure you I'll have thoughts. Have a wonderful day!

[ghulah]

The Papas, DND and VTM

As some of you know, I am an avid TTRPG liker, watcher, player, etc. The idea of the Papas (and the Ghouls) playing a campaign has always been very fun to me, so I consulted with the council (my wives @bonesy-doodles and @parabunny).

And so, I present to you, the Papas and their set ups for Dungeons and Dragons and Vampire: the Masquerade!

Primo

So, Primo is overall very much the traditional Dracula of the bunch. He's all dark and mysterious and probably actually evil (by some metric), despite the garden tending and the (poisonous) plants he takes care of. He for sure is a roleplay guy but will kick ass in combat.

In DND, he would definitely attempt to play a Dhampir Warlock or Artificer. Artificer especially would allow for alchemy and a lot more fucking around with spellcasting - therefore making it both challenging and engaging and for Primo to pull some insane shit during session. He could also just multiclass Warlock/Artificer, definitely pact of Fiend, Undead, or the Great Old One. The Dhampirism is for vibes, okay. It just fits.

As for VTM, he would be Malkavian or Nosferatu, but the oracle aspect of Malkavian makes it all the more ominous. There is also Hecata and Tzimisce! Either way, he's one of the more ancient, traditional vampires. Primo would play VTM and say, "I am Cain." (bones said this) Much to the chagrin of the Master of Ceremonies.

Primo is also a dice hoarder, he has so many sets and he has a specialized dice bag for it too. It's embroidered.

Secondo

Secondo is very - how you say - wild? He would bring chaos to the table I fear, but he does it in character rather than like being a frustrating player. While he does read the rules well, he does it to get around them I feel.

In DND, he'd play a fighter class, probably just straight up Fighter or Barbarian. And he'd play bigger species like Dragonborn and Orcs! So basically the tank and also main hitter. But for a little bit of religious aspects, an Oathbreaker Paladin would be perfect for him. It has those angsty, turned back on my god vibes as well as the tankiness of melee classes. a Barbarian Paladin multiclass would hit hard methinks.

VTM wise, he'd definitely be Ravnos. I considered Toreador and Gangrel, but I think Ravnos fits the best. He loves (un)living on the edge and rather than the high art vibes that Toreador embody, it's a lot more, well, wild! And also cool. Very rogue-ish and plays by his own rules.

I think he likes fun dice that are like, metal specifically. Some of them are more dark, gothic designs and then some of them are just super fun.

Terzo

Alright, this guy for sure is a roleplay-heavy player. Yeah combat is fun and all but only to get shit done. He loves taking his time curating his character's aesthetics and their motivations and all. He will stick to the bit, do not try him.

That being said, of course he's playing a Bard in DND. He would play either a Tiefling or something of the Elf variety. College of Eloquence would be what I'd assign to him. The bardiest bard to bard, you know? However!! He could also play a Warforged, specifically one with Art Deco elements and that could also reference Frankenstein. It always comes back to Frankenstein with him.

To riff off of the artistry of bards - Terzo would be a Toreador. They're known for being artisans. They're beautiful and charming, seductive...all of which fits the bill for the type of character Terzo likes to play. On the other hand, he could very well play a Brujah. They're known as rebels, warrior-scholars. Terzo would play a vampire that's very Vampire Chronicle-esque.

He's also pretty superstitious about his dice, like if one of them rolls badly he will retire it.

Copia

I think Copia also enjoys the roleplay aspect of TTRPG's a little more than the combat but he gets super giddy whenever he hits a critical hit or takes someone down.

For DND, he would play a Tiefling Cleric. He's got that vibe that he enjoys both the aesthetics and the idea of Tieflings conceptually! Personally I think he always has a Tiefling PC on hand at all times, like it's just his thing. Other than Cleric, he might also take Druid for Wildshape, so he could turn into a little rat. Otherwise, he might also enjoy Sorcerer (magic nepotism /hj). Who has time to learn spells? Not him!

VTM though, it'd be funny if he played a Lasombra. Definitely hilarious considering their whole social-climbing thing and the administrative aspect! Tangentially, the Ministry Clan would also be kinda ironic. I just think he plays that sort of vampire that is less Ancient but more like What We Do In The Shadows vampire.

He likes having dice for each of his characters, he might reuse some, but he prefers having one set for one PC.

Extra

They all play an Oops! All Tiefling Bard Game, at some point. It is so stupidly fun.

There have been fights over in-game choices. Many of them. It's okay, they get through it.

The Ghouls do play as well! I have not figured out their own preferences yet, but trust, they get to have their TTRPG time.

OC tidbits

My OC, Sibling Nephtys would run games like Monsterhearts (college ver) and Monster of the Week.

Bones's OC, Sibling Rigorian, would run Dungeons and Dragons.

Para's OC, Bunny, would run Vampire: The Masquerade.

[dragon-chica]

Wednesday Holiday Preference

Fandom: Wednesday

To everyone who does or does not celebrate, may you have a gentle holiday. And happy Yule ;)

Wednesday Addams: She fondly regales childhood christmases of pouring water on relentless carolers and stoking the fireplace with Pugsley to surely burn 'Old Saint Nick.', Wednesday also enjoys Old World christmas tales, specifically Krampus but tells you about many of the 'lesser known' stories and beings. Her family keeps up with the Victorian tradition of ghost stories for the holiday too.

Enid Sinclair: Super excited! She loves how pretty everything looks and all the beautiful lights! The winter months and all the cute dates to go on, such aesthetic cozy hot chocolate cafe dates watching the snow fall, ice skating, walking by the frozen lake, decorating and festive candles! So many 'cute' "ugly sweaters". She loves all of it and her instagram shows. It's also the best weather for cuddling up with you to stay warm and watch the snow fall.

Ajax Petropolus: He got you a gift months in advance when he was out with you and found the perfect thing, brags to Xavier for weeks how good he is at gift giving. You're gonna love it. 3 days before it occurs to him that he had no gift for you. PANICS texting Xavier that he forgot and is fully bundled about to trek to Jericho on foot in the snow before Xav (a real bro) walks into his closet and brings out the gift,

Xavier Thorpe: Holiday break has always been extra depressing for Xavier, a big empty house and not even an apology in the text that his father wont make it. The thought of being able to spend a time that everyone says is so filled with warmth and joy with you, has him giddier than he knows what to do with.

He really likes going for walks and is captivating staring at you in light snow. Pull him into the snow and get him to make snow angels, he hasn't done that since he was small and is in a fit of joy. Stick a snowball down his jacket After you've both been chilled to the bone go inside to watch some christmas movies, any you want (like Krampus or Elf) and snuggle under a blanket with some hot chocolate. You like baking sugar cookies and having him The Artist decorate them all.

Kent the Siren: Snowball fights! As soon as the first snow starts to cover the ground, Kent has dug out his winter gear and shows up at your dorm with and extra scarf and hat ready to drag you outside. He will not hold back either, but if you act hurt or sad he will come to apologize for the snowball and you ambush him. Never sees it coming. Also snowmen!

Bianca Barclay: She is one of those people that goes berserk buying presents, will have a list of what to get everyone in advance, "You don't even really like Wednesday though?" Bianca, checking her list: "So?" She will weather the worst holiday shopping rush and come out on top (will Siren Song someone into dropping the item she wants or throw hands if needed), somehow she never loses you in the stores even when you're lost, and you go out to a warm cafe afterwards like she didn't have a military scale gift operation before.

Tyler Galpin: Between his job and his dad's tight leash, he doesn't have much free time for cute winter dates, but after work he likes to look at the decorations and shop displays while he walks you home. (If something catches your eye he comes back to buy it as soon as he can.) Weathervane doesn't have a lot of Holiday Specials but he gives you 'complimentary' ones to try and experiments trying to make you little festive drinks when it's slow.

[snowfolly]

✨ Kinky NSFW Alphabet ✨

I was tagged by @vixstarria — thanks so much for the tag! This was fun!

For Tali and Astarion:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sometimes they lie around and laugh at silly things, sometimes they snuggle up (especially when it’s cold outside) and sometimes Tali sings to Astarion as he plays with his hair (or Astarion plays with T’s hair)

They almost always share a long bath where they soak, a toasty elf-soup of comfortable silence.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tali’s hands are his own favorite part (aside from his whole entire face), and he also enjoys Astarion’s elegant hands. (And his ass, let’s be real… he’s playfully smacking that thing often)

C = Cum (where does your muse prefer to cum/have someone cum)

As long as it’s with Star isn’t doesn’t matter where (and like Vix said, clean it up and avoid the eyes (and hair))— Tali’s happy

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Tali is pretty open about everything — but I guess as far as dirty little secrets go, ever since Tali met Astarion they thought about him (when masturbating) almost exclusively

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Yes and no — it’s ah… complicated

When Tali met Astarion they hadn’t had sex in around 15 years. In a nutshell, T had a major issue with not wanting to get attached to anyone again (see my fic if you are interested to learn more hehehe) and refused any more than heavy petting in that time.

Before that Tali had a few partners (one for 28 years) so they were experienced — at least without their ring on (totally inexperienced when using their male bits tho lol)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Being a true romantic, literally any way that they can be face to face — stare into each others eyes, whisper sweet nothings… and kiss and kiss and kiss

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Both! It just depends on their collective mood — sometimes it’s serious, all love and intense feeling — but theres always time for being playful and laughing in the bedroom if the situation presents

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Tali’s fastidiously clean in the hygiene department, and as an elf they are completely hairless aside from their eyebrows and mane

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Sappy as fuck, they will tell Astarion the sweetest things, tell him how perfect he is in every way, tell him that there’s no thing in any realm or world that could be more cherished than him etc. etc. ;>

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Before Astarion this was the only way that Tali got off for a very long time — after their relationship was established it’s very rare, though. They are typically pretty horny for each other but when Astarion’s not feeling it Tali really isn’t either. If it goes long enough they will turn to their hand, though

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise kink! He loves to praise and loves to be praised. He also enjoys playing (pursue the bard), being chased and chasing until the winner takes all

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Tali prefers the woods (bc elf shit) or anywhere in their house (conjured abode or much later on their actual house) — but semi-public sex isn’t out of the question (T just doesn’t prefer getting caught — it’s just an interruption and annoyance lol) and typical PDA is perfectly acceptable.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Good lord, a lot of things. Something as simple as a little touch or kiss — (it’s not hard to get them hard) Astarion whispering what he wants to do to Tali, when Astarion pins them against their desk and relentlessly uses his hand on Tali (teasing)… breath upon his neck…etc etc. (reading smut — that’ll do it too lol)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Actually they wouldn’t do a lot of things. Tali is relatively vanilla and if Astarion hadn’t been a vampire they’d certainly never be into the biting/bloodletting (but that became a huge turn on only bc of Astarion)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Both — Tali is in love with pleasing and being pleased. (And they’re quite good at doing the pleasing as well.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It all depends on T and Astarion’s mood — usually it’ll start slow and sensual and speed up as they chase their pleasure

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yes yes yes

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

T and Astation have a LONG time to experiment with each other and have discovered a few things that neither of them thought they’d like (but they do uwu) (body swapping is not something they do often but they’ve quite enjoyed those little forays when they’ve had the chance)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Depends on the body, but usually several rounds if they’re really in the mood — Tali’s stamina was awful when they first met Star — it became superb over time ;>

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

They have a few that they use on themselves and a few with each other ;> (ribbons and feathers and glass butt plugs… oh my!)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Tali — is just a slight tease (enjoys being teased but is bratty about it ) which is good bc Astarion teases him excessively

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Tali sings like the songbird that they are in the sheets — they feel so much and let it be known with pretty whimpers and needy sighs and desperate moans and shouting curses… as well as praising Astarion’s name ;>

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Nothing out of the ordinary, well toned and lean — and as for bits, well, they’re just a typical snack-sized elf in either body

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high after they meet Astarion (they kept it at bay for a good while before, though)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends on the time of day, if it’s just before daybreak (or day — after a long night on the road etc) Tali is certain to crash in the bath or just after — and they more often sleep than trance. (& Luckily for both of them Tali isn’t a day person uwu)

Read more about my gremlins (so far only covering in game events) here!

(I’m late to this so there will probably be duplicates — I’m sorry!) but no-pressure tagging: @ollysoxisfree @potatowitch @astarioffsimpmain @pursuitseternal @charlenestrawart @explosivecoffee @mj-bites @sillyliterature and anyone who wants to do the thing!

[shaywrites-ifs]

Can we get more info on MC and the dynamic with their family members before everything ? Is MCs mom still alive ?

Thank you for your interest in the story! Honestly, as I love family feels, I've absolutely thought too much about MC's family.

Duchess Mavar died when the Marked was the equivalent of a toddler. It was a difficult time for the entire family. As stated here, she did not grow up as a noble or within the courts. She grew up with parents that were present to parent her and her siblings, and while she knew that wasn't completely reasonable as the Duchess, she still tried as best she could to do that for her children. The twins do end up retaining some vague, fond memories of her, and the trauma of losing a parent as somebody so young.

Fabian, as a father, is not always the best. He can be emotional distant. He's not the type of father to hug his children, give kisses, and read bed time stories to them. He is the type of father to have high expectations of his children- which this is one of the sore points for MC. As they get older, they very much notice the difference between them and their siblings and it becomes one of their driving points. Still, he does care for his children. They are protected and have all the support to reach the goals he puts in front of them. Plus- he's the one that demanded MC live, and he stopped at nothing to make sure his baby made it.

The twins have an elder sibling. Think something like the twins being 7-10 years younger than him, but elf years. He transitions while the twins are kids (choosing the magical rite versus the surgical method, seeing as he had the privilege to have easy access to such). He is considered the Perfect Golden Child. He meets every goal set for him by Fabian, and exceeds in many. Still, he adores and dotes on the twins when he can- he ends up eventually being away quite a lot. He has an easier time dealing with Fabian, especially being older and growing up with Vanille as the mediator for him and Fabian, so he attempts to do the same for the twins. To subtly play the intermediary to ease tension in the house. He adores his siblings, but MC can have complicated feelings about him (which, as they get older, he'd have less patience for). Resentment and jealousy can be a heady brew. Best friends with the Empire's Heir, which maybe doesn't help those complications.

There is also the Marked's uncle. He is Fabian's younger brother. Jolly, in comparison, and much more unassuming. He took up position within the Temple, and rose ranks there. People tend to underestimate him, especially compared to Fabian, but he is just as ambitious as the rest of the Mavar's, and can be very manipulative. He ends up taking the Marked under his wing, as MC finds that they are limited in Court, but there is a path for their ambitions through the Temple (helps if MC is also religious, but that's up to the player). He is a good mentor, and cares for MC, but perhaps also enjoys that MC's success are his (until shit hits the fan).

World Information:

Theoretically, the Temple shouldn't be related to the politics. However, the Commandment, the head of the Temple and the Voice for the Neptunizal and His Spirits, is actually the one figure to actually have similar power as the Emperor. And while priests, bishops, and maidens, and the like are supposed to put their loyalty to the Temple first, many come from influential families and the lines have gotten very muddy. If push comes to shove, they have to choose the option of whatever puts the Temple first, but good players of the court know how to not get put in that position.

[copias-sewer-rat]

happy holidays! ❄️ tis I, here to request a new ask for the season!

could you write each of the paps with their s/o during the holidays? (making cookies, seeing holiday lights, watching movies etc.) ❤️ thank you! Hope you’re doing well!

Hi, love! Thank you so much for the ask! I am currently working on the last chapter of my Secondo fic so this might be a bit short. I hope it is fluffy enough to warm you during the holidays!

Happy Holidays to everyone btw! Hope you have the most wonderful time, and if you don't, hope these can help <3

Also on Ao3

I. Primo

He is the embodiment of the feeling you get during the season.

Everything needs to feel cozy, warm and smell delicious.

His favourite thing during the season is to plan all the presents and get them ready.

He has been subtly asking and writing down what everyone would want, being specially picky with you.

Primo has gotten you an assortment of your favourite things.

They are all neatly wrapped and ready to show you.

He doesn’t like to receive gifts himself but will love if you give him anything handcrafted, a scarf, a mug, a drawing, whatever you might want, he will absolutely adore it and pamper your face with kisses after he opens his present.

II. Secondo

He leans more towards the practical gift.

So you have to pay very close attention to what he might need so you can gift it to him. A watch, a new bathrobe, some cologne…

Even if you think that it is not enough, he really loves that you notice the little details. It is what he loves the most about you.

He also loves to cook with you.

The Christmas feast is a joined operation, and if you are not very good at cooking, he will take the lead. However, he does appreciate the good company and conversation while he is at it.

He puts you in charge of decorating the dinning room. He trusts your taste.

At the end of the family dinner you will end up drunk and holding each other, babbling how much you love the other.

III. Terzo

This man loves decorating, he wants everything to be perfect.

He spends a lot of money each year to find new decorations and lights.

If he could he would make a light spectacle around the abbey.

Instead, he prepares a show for everyone in the Abbey, a special Christmas ritual.

He will sing, dance, do some theater with the ghouls and children, everyone is invited to join.

You help him, of course. He could not do it without you.

He loves that you are by his side supporting his holiday mission.

To make it up to you he will take a long vacation afterwards, taking you wherever you might like. Maybe a little cabin in the woods, maybe to a vibrant city full of Christmas spirit. He doesn’t really care, he just wants to be by your side.

IV. Copia

This man has a heart of gold.

Each and every year he will dress up as Santa, going around the Abbey, talking to the little kids who are expecting his arrival with presents.

You are dressed up as his most trusted elf, gathering all the letters that the kids might give him.

When some kids give him cookies in appreciation he turns to you with teary eyes, trying to convey: ‘Dear… The gave me cookies?! *sobs*’

In a more domestic setting, Copia loves to just be the two of you doing some activity together. Playing games, reading, dancing around your rooms, cooking, making puzzles, the list is endless.

You are truly his greatest present, so he wants to be by your side as much as he can.

[anghraine]

I decided to watch Rings of Power and I still like it! General thoughts on the first episode:

This episode does a lot of heavy lifting to introduce everything in a somewhat rough and often disconnected, but engaging enough way.

The voice-over exposition at the beginning is obviously echoing the PJ FOTR one, but it's more awkward and sort of generically high fantasy. I still like it better because a) no Númenóreans were harmed in the making of this voice-over, b) retaining the Finrod-Galadriel age gap while simultaneously leaning into their sibling bond is really cute, c) Finrod using a heavy-handed metaphor in which the greatness of SHIPS figures largely seems entirely in character and also very Telerin (Eärwen's son!!!), and d) the overall story of how Valinorean Elves ended up in Middle-earth is so highly editorialized that it feels like the self-serving Noldor version of the story, which amuses me.

I enjoyed the introduction of present-day Galadriel. She's clearly the most impressive and competent person in the company she's leading while also being kind of unhinged, which I appreciate in a female protagonist. Good for her.

And I like that she's clearly this ancient being and her fixation on FIGHTING EVIL FOREVER is, in part, a product of being old and immortal and stuck in a singular mode of being. However, she's also right and the comparatively young people around her are being condescending assholes (like Gil-galad, but especially that one guy who semi-mutinied against her and is prodding her on the ship).

(Oh, and she has great hair. I actually don't care if the entire wig budget went to her specifically.)

The only one who seems to really feel bad about their dismissive treatment of her is Elrond, which tracks. The hints that he isn't seen as quite an equal ("Elf-lords only") feels silly, but it's not a huge deal for me. And I like that he and Galadriel are bros alongside the tension in her relationships with basically everyone. S2 Celebrían plssss

I still think the complaints about costuming/hair, and incessant comparisons to costuming in PJ!LOTR/WOT/whatever are largely pretty absurd. I particularly liked Arondir's armor and how dissimilar it is from the aesthetic of the Lindon Elves, everything Galadriel wears, and the weirdness of the ritualistic armor removal as they approach Valinor. The Elves spontaneously bursting into unsettling song was odd but extremely on-brand for Tolkien, so it was fun to see it actually done onscreen.

I also think the show is quite beautiful in general and a pleasure to simply look at (no, not only because of the budget).

I don't like how heavily and visibly made-up the main female characters are, however, especially Bronwyn (who also has my least favorite costuming of any of the mains tbh). It reminds me a bit of how Padmé Amidala's heavy and perfect make-up in her death scene in Revenge of the Sith always distracts me from the pathos of the scene. God forbid she wasn't hot as she died, you know? I don't care about middle-aged and older men being cast as Elves, but I'd like to see more older actresses, too!

The Harfoot stuff has an interesting mixture of cuteness and underlying menace. It doesn't interest me as much as what's going on with Galadriel, Elrond, and Arondir/Bronwyn, but I like Nori quite a bit and the whole aesthetic they have going, so I don't mind spending time with them, even though it's kind of detached from what's going on everywhere else.

Speaking of Arondir, the Southlands stuff is interesting because there's so little to work with in terms of canon (even if they had rights to everything) and the canon that does exist wrt them is super racist. So having the textual racism towards Southrons actually be brought up in-story, and rejected by an Elf protagonist who is being played by a Black man, is like ... there's a lot going on there and other people are probably better equipped to talk about it.

Personally, I would have liked to see Arondir fall in love with Bronwyn rather than being presented with it as an established thing, especially with the conversation about how this almost never happens etc. His actor does a great job with what he's given, though, and I laughed at the other Elf who is like "do you know how rarely romances between Men and Elves ever happen? do you know they always END TRAGICALLY?!"

Arondir: mmhmm

Other Elf: THEY DIED, ARONDIR

Arondir gives off big "distracted by drawing hearts around Bronwyn's name in his Trapper Keeper" vibes in that conversation and, idk, it was just really entertaining to me.

Bronwyn herself is all right thus far. I did really like the moment when she's talking about how she's from the allegedly creepy village and the people there are her relatives and friends. By and large she seems the most normal person in the cast, honestly.

I also enjoyed how deeply ominous the "approaching Valinor" music was, lmao. A bit overkill by the end, but I rather like the idea of Valinor being scary if you're not supposed to be there.

ETA: cutting between the different plots via the Middle-earth map is a bit silly as well, but functional enough. Interesting to see Calenardhon on the map before Gondor even exists!

[haladriel]

Do Sauron and Galadriel already have their own theme?

Alright my fellow Rings of Power soundtrack nerds, this one's for you. I noticed there's a beautiful, tragic motif that appears twice in the music behind two of Galadriel and Halbrand's major scenes, in suspiciously similar places in the narrative:

Firstly in the cells in Númenor, when Galadriel first encourages Halbrand to take up his crown, looking something like this in F minor*:

(soundtrack for Episode 3: Adar, Both Our Bloodlines, 00:36-00:52)

And secondly (you'll never guess where), during the log scene after the battle, developed further in Bb minor:

(soundtrack for Episode Six: Udûn, Transformed By Darkness, 05:34-06:09)

Knowing how fastidious Bear McCreary is with this score, which is filled to the brim with masterful uses of leitmotifs, and the immense care he took developing those melodies, I have a very strong (and hopeful) suspicion this is another. But what does this theme signify? Is it Galadriel and Halbrand/Sauron's present/future love theme? Does it refer to the tragedy of their partnership, in whatever form that partnership takes? Or is it Sauron's theme alone, colouring the tragedy of a fallen Maia trying desperately to seek peace and redeem himself?

In favour of being their theme in some way, there is:

Shape of the melody: the leaping 6th intervals closely resemble, or at least echo, Bronwyn and Arondir's wistful and moving love theme, with its longing and impossibility (for them, Human and Elf relationships; for Galadriel and Sauron...)

Timing: the first instance of this motif lands perfectly behind Galadriel's words 'for you are him' (a double entendre), followed by Halbrand's 'That's an odd thing to say to a man in a cage'. The second instance is even more strongly linked to their relationship, coming directly after the dialogue: 'If I could just hold onto that feeling, keep it with me always, bind it to my very being, then I...' 'I felt it too.' Or, only the most romantic (or cosmic) moment between them in the series.

What do you think? What might these moments and this theme symbolise narratively? Is there anywhere else in the score you can hear it? (And Bear McCreary, if you happen to read my humble theorising and are at liberty to confirm either way, or to offer enlightening words of wisdom, please do. If not, keep it up. We love your work.) ________________________________________________ *I've done my best at transcribing the harmonies but do not claim perfection, and similarly the rhythms are indicative sketches only. Hopefully I'm right and Bear will give us the official version in a blog post some day. All copyright lies with the composer. I also may update this with more meta or thoughts later.

[freesidexjunkie]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Spread the self-love ❤️

ahhhhhhh but your fics are the lovely and perfect ones!! 🥺💕

okay okay top 5, which i did have to stretch a little bit bc my real number 5 is still in drafts...

5. Nuts & Bolts, a Fallout 4 crack fic that has no right to exist. This is my legacy among my friends. The lines in here still live in my brain rent free nearly a decade after writing them. My Immortal had a very brain-chemistry-changing effect on me in high school. I'm so sorry.

4. to have someone kiss the skin that crawls from you, a durgetash piece that was my first attempt at writing actual smut and part of my effort to break thru my years long writers block and get going again

3. First Light, Rolan x tav fic that took me nearly 6 months struggling thru angst and pain and imposter syndrome to get out. i felt like i would never be able to get this first chapter out or halfway presentable but in the end, im really very proud of it and glad i stuck it out!

2. tell me you're mine, durgetash smut that im really proud of for both the actual smut part and the intense opening scene (which im gonna paste below because. this is my fridge and i choose the magnets)

1. Din'an All Elgara, my solavellan fic that has my heart and soul and has to take the number one spot ❤️💕

“And what about the bhaalspawn?”

Gortash knew he shouldn't be listening. He had better things to do than listen to every bit of gossip that passed between these cultists. Nevertheless, at the mention of his co-conspirator, he found himself rooted to the spot, skulking behind the half-opened door frame like a common thug.

“You’d have to be mad to even try,” a drow woman said to the elf in front of her. “She’s likely to carve out your heart where you stand if you got too close.”

The elf snorted, puffing out his chest a bit. “I bet I could handle her,” he replied, insufferably cocky to Gortash’s ear. “She wouldn't be so scary once I was–”

Enver had heard enough, he decided. He threw open the door as he stormed into the room; a bit more dramatic than was likely necessary, but it certainly made his presence felt. The cultists’ eyes grew wide with shock as he leveled a fearsome glare at them.

“Y-your holiness!” The elf stammered out as the pair fell to their knees, eyes pointed downwards as his face colored.

“Such reverence,” he replied, the unnervingly calm in his voice not reaching his eyes. “Such respect . Tell me, do you only blaspheme against your God's Chosen in secret, then?”

“N-no, my lord!” The elf replied, head bowed low as he kneeled at Gortash’s feet. Sniveling little worm, he thought; all bravado, and no judgment. Useless.

“Oh, by all means!” He drawled, almost sweetly beneath the venom. The wicked snarl on his face was a challenge as he looked down on the man, wallowing pitifully into the dirt. “Do continue. Tell us how you would show due respect to your leaders. Enlighten us .”

“I… I–” The elf’s eyes darted around the room as he spluttered pathetically, desperately searching the faces of his compatriots for aid. But he found none; all averted their eyes from him, as if his doom might be catching.

Gortash could feel nothing but disgust for the man. He was clearly useless to their cause; he seemed to think himself above his betters, yet showed no spine when challenged on it. He could do nothing but weaken them. Gortash turned his sneer on the drow with him. “Does this man speak for you?”

“No, my lord,” she answered, her voice calm and her eyes cast down as she knelt.

He unsheathed his short sword and threw the blade at her feet, a snarl escaping his lips as he bid her, “prove it.”

The drow gave a curt nod as she lifted the blade. “Yes, my lord.” He watched as the elf’s eyes widened in terror as he looked to his former friend, a silent realization dawning on him. The sword was through his chest before he could make any plea for his worthless life; his only answer a little gasp as the blade was pulled from his chest as harshly as it had been thrust in. The room watched in silence as he collapsed to the floor, a few more pitiful gurgles before the elf quickly succumbed. The only pair of eyes not watching were the drow, still cast down reverentially as she presented Lord Gortash’s sword to him, her charge fulfilled.

He watched her, looking for any sign of weakness; but she showed none. He considered for a moment that he may punish her regardless for her complacency. But no – she showed promise, and he trusted that this would serve as a lesson for all who had watched. He took the sword back without a word, turning his back as he settled it back into the sheath. His gaze swept over the room, eyes still full of fury as he watched the onlookers busying themselves with their work, none of them eager to share the elf’s fate.

Gortash spared them one final displeased grunt as he left the room. “Clean up this mess. Give it to the gnolls, perhaps,” he called behind him as he left the room, letting the door slam behind him.

[daistea]

I've seen that you appreciate random OC lore bumps and felt like I had to dropp mine. (Because I have nobody else to ramble properly. None of my friends is a manga reader. 😭)

Soo... after finishing the manga I felt that canon does not give enough love to the broken elves, so I have to.

My OC a bit of a crazy half elf mage and also Thistle's actual grandniece (I hc that he was stollen from his family and they did not forgot him completly even if they give up on searching.) who arrived to the island with the goal of freeing him from his role as a dungeon lord, based on a pile of information she gathered from underground places.

Later they indeed get to meet and it gets a bit funny since Thistle stopped aging and is still a teen while my OC is in her mid 20's by human standards. She sticks around so is present around the time the demon breaks out and uses ancient magic to give back some desires to Thistle (She basically shares/gives up some of her own and ends up a bit similarly like Marchille.) to at least have him a bit more funcional than in canon.

The rest of the story goes at it is then post-ending she stayes to help out Thistle and also has a few run-ins with the now island-sitting Canaries. Mostly Mithrun and Pattadol who is "stuck to him for some godforshaken reason". She ask Mithrun a lot about how to get better from the sucked out state and they kinda grow close after a while.

In a strangers to close friends to lovers way. And it's really important about their relationship that it's much less physical and much more emotional. With a lot of sweet little, very mundane things being super important.

She is 100% that neither her partner nor her grunkle will be "normal" ever again and she doesn't want that. She just wants them to be as happy as possible the way they are.

I LOVE THAT! I think that's honestly perfect and lovely. Instead of despising their baggage, she simply helps them carry it <3 If you ever draw her, I'd love to see!

[stargazerley]

Remember It

I had a whole thing prepared and saved in drafts to continue after ep 5 but then I watched it and decided that particular post will have to wait. My thoughts on this episode are....well we'll get there. If you haven't watched it--Do that now because I'm not pulling any punches. Also this is very long so be warned.

As always I'm focusing on our Rogue and Remy moments. Those Jean/Maddy/Scott/Logan....that shit is not my concern. (Short answer it's messy as hell and I hate it.)

The episode starts with Rogue, Remy and Erik in the Blackbird heading to Genosha. Remy makes a comment about how long they are taking and Erik decides to remind Remy that the latter cannot fly. For what reason I don't really know, as if Rogue won't catch the Cajun. Rogue tells them to shut up and play nice. (good on her)

They arrive and Remy is unexpected again earning a comment from Erik. Soon after they are ambushed by Kurt (hell yes the fuzzy elf) who tells them that a lot has happened since they last saw him (though we are not granted the details). Kurt proceeds to show Remy and Rogue around Genosha. Here we get a glimpse of the mutant island. It's nice and everyone seems happy to which Rogue makes a comment about "him" being right. Obviously "him" is Erik.

We learn that apples apparently cost $10 to which Remy remarks on the price and Kurt brushes it off as a necessary evil (not his words). We then get more cameos of mutants (awesome btw) and eventually a long coveted Remy and Kurt scene wherein Kurt is everyone's favorite guy. He proves to be a "shipper on deck" telling Remy that Remy and Rogue belong together and they should cut the act and just get married. (Seriously I love Kurt. He rocks.)

Next up we have Rogue talking to Erik and learning that he wants her to rule Genosha with him (there's a whole scene with Moira, Emma Frost, Banshee, Sabastian Shaw, and Madylene). Rogue declines, offended that he seems to have set it up but Erik assures her that he didn't want this and that it was something Xavier would have wanted. He also proceeds to address Remy's feeling for Rogue as "you make broken men feel whole." She leaves to think about his offer.

She then goes to Remy and explains everything. She tells him of her past with Erik and how they had something special but it wasn't like Remy. Remy is understandably upset at the secrets, saying he was fine keeping things unofficial. She admits she loves Remy that he "lights up everything he touches" and that she "can't touch his heart." This leads Remy to tell her that "some things are deeper than skin."

She doesn't believe him and tells him she'll take Erik's offer despite not being in love with him anymore. Remy tells her that Erik will break her heart and that when he does, Remy will be there for her. Until then they shall remain as friends. (Seriously perfect this man.)

At the gala, where Erik is presented as the future of Genosha, Rogue makes an entrance as Remy watches. He leaves as Erik and Rogue dance, holding hands and being very physically intimate. He doesn't see that after a kiss, Rogue tells Erik that Remy was right- "Some things are deeper than skin." She leaves to find Remy.

All hell breaks loose as a massive Sentinel attacks. Rogue finds Kurt, injured and without her gloves she is unable to help her brother, Thankfully, Remy arrives and assures us Kurt is alive. Remy goes off to find the Morlocks and lead them to safety while Erik and Rogue help out where they are.

Remy and the Morlocks are attacked leading to a showdown where Erik is protecting the Morlocks and Rogue and Remy by keeping the latter two away from the fight. Erik fails and Rogue, grief-stricken, tries to attack the Sentinel, Remy stops her. The machine turns to a group of mutants, including Kurt and Remy charges in to save them.

He gets close but is impaled, at which point he says the title of the episode while charging the entire Sentinel- "The name is Gambit, mon ami. Remember it." Rogue finds him in a crater, dead- "I can't feel you."

Ok so more or less that ended up as a synopsis of the episode because the whole thing was basically about Romy. The Key notes we get are:

Kurt being a supportive brother and rooting for the relationship giving us a beautiful line "love is not without sin".

Rogue wanting to do what is best for mutant kind even if that means she cannot be with the one she loves.

Remy deciding that he can wait for her to be ready and will be her friend until that time comes.

Rogue deciding that Remy was right "some things are deeper than skin."

Erik accepting Rogue's decision and saving not only her, but Remy as well.

Remy proving that despite what he thinks of himself- he is a hero and a good man.

This episode broke my heart but handled the Erik/Rogue/Remy triangle very well. It is so mature in stark contrast to that of Scott/Jean/Maddy/Logan. Logan being the most mature person in that entire mess, knowing that Jean and Scott love each other and that he can be her friend. Cable (who was the orignial person in the series to say "My name is_. Remember it.) made an appearance confirming that he is Nathan and that he has already tried to stop the attack from occurring. We can only hope we get a chance to see him succeed and see Rogue tell Remy their love is deeper than skin.

Now if you don't mind me, I'm going to go find something to stop these tears. Until next time, "look to the stars for hope shines bright." (I know that's the wrong franchise but it works. Apparently the Watcher was visible in the sky at one point.)

[saywhatjessie]

Interlocking

Day two of the Advent calendar! Using this list. Day 2: Christmas Shopping. Fandom: Ted Lasso - Pairing: TedTrent .6k[Ao3]

“Oh, well he’s fit, isn’t he?” Keeley said, gesturing with her chin to a window ad featuring a man in a sexy Santa outfit. “Reckon you could probably talk Ted around to it, if you want. I’m sure he’s got some kind of gift giving fetish.”

Trent hummed, surveying the ad carefully. “If he did – and I’m not saying he does – I think Santa might steer into the wrong direction. Seeing as he mostly associates Father Christmas with our kids.”

Keeley laughed. “Fair, that. And that might be more a present for you, anyway.” She sighed. “I really didn’t think this would be that hard.”

Trent hummed again, forlorn.

Since last Christmas, when Ted had surprised Trent and Clara with gifts and then surprised him again by kissing him, Trent had been quietly dreading this moment. It hadn’t been expected of Trent to buy Ted a gift last Christmas, and for his birthday and Valentine’s Day, Trent had gotten by with flowers and a nice dinner.

But this was Christmas: their first one as an official couple. And Christmas meant presents. And Ted Lasso was an exceptionally impossible person to buy gifts for.

“Sure you can’t just give him a really fancy blowjob?”

Trent turned to her, raising an eyebrow.

“Well, I dunno!” Keeley threw up her hands, empty despite them having been at this for two hours. “I just sign my name on whatever Rebecca’s got him, usually. Which is usually something really expensive that sits in Ted’s closet untouched, now I think about it.” She blew out a breath. “Fucking Ted. Impossible to give presents to a giver.”

“I thought Henry might at least be easier,” Trent contributed. “But I think maybe I missed out on not asking Jamie or another one of the team. Keeley, I love you, but you have been absolutely no help.”

Keeley crossed her arms, grumbling. “Not my fault I was never a twelve year old boy. I still think some pictures of tits could have worked.”

Trent rolled his eyes.

He’d enlisted Keeley at one of their weekly girl talks that he’d been recruited for at the beginning of the season. Ted was, apparently, absolutely terrible at them, but still wanted a way to contribute. So he’d outsourced to Trent. Trent who, at his core, was a gossipy bitch who loved drama and therefore excelled at girl talk. So them complaining with Rebecca about ‘How to buy gifts in a new relationship’ turned into ‘Why are both of our boyfriends so content with life, how dare they? How are we supposed to shop for them?’ turned into “Keeley you helped Ted last hear you’re helping me now.’

So here they were.

“Henry likes Legos,” Trent tried. “But he always does them with Ted so I’ve been worried about overstepping?”

“I think Legos is a perfect first present to give your boyfriend’s kid on your first Christmas.” Keeley told him. “You can just talk to Ted. Ask him what Henry might like. But that’s not too much.”

Trent sighed. “Would you think I was stupid if I said I was trying to do this without Ted’s help so he could see I was a really good dad and could provide well for him and Henry?”

Keely looked at him softly, putting a hand on his arm. “Yeah, Trent, that’s really fucking stupid.”

Trent dropped his chin to his chest. “Fuck.”

“He knows you’re a great dad because of Clara, doesn’t he? You don’t need to prove yourself.”

“Yeah, but he got Clara a present last year without any help at all! And again for her birthday.”

“It’s not a competition!”

“Yes, it is, and I refuse to lose.” Trent stood up straight, squaring his shoulders. “Fuck it: I’m buying them both fancy lego sets.” He paused. “And then once Henry goes to his mothers I’m giving Ted the fanciest blow job.”

Keeley laughed. “Man with a plan! You want we should see if they have that Santa outfit in your size?”

“Again, I think that would turn him off more than turn him on.” He squinted at the surrounding ads. “Maybe if they have an elf.”

[fvriva]

🐖 thrandy thrandles throckmorton

thrandington below the cut, my dear

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✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?

Technically this was Tony's doing I believe. He named Elthrandor Sessamine with the logic of "a name that fits his elven naming scheme", in a world where Ellie was raised by U'tlunt'a. If I recall correctly as well, this was where Thrandy came from in the first place!

🌼 - How old are they? (Or approximate age range)

Thrandy is the same age as Ellie, though minutes younger. She will tend to remain aloof about it and go "almost 14".

🌺- Do they have any love interest(s)?

In the campaign they got jokingly paired up with Log, a fankid of the two Animus Vitrum leads. Log's hardass personality simply meshed well with their prim and haughty tendencies.

In Exordium, their royal standing isn't as secure, so their personality isn't as pompous. Regardless they're set up currently to be dating Ida in the future, potentially.

🍕 - What is their favorite food?

Like Ellie, she needs to eat copius amounts of sugar because of her elf heritage. But she prefers spicy foods, especially savory types. She really likes her mom's shakshouka with some sweeter peppers and honey in the sauce.

💼 - What do they do for a living?

He's currently the crown prince of the kingdom of Musaphia, though it's kind of an honorary title because the place is in tatters on top of their present plight. So right now he's basically a wanderer. Isn't making much of a living.

🎹 - Do they have any hobbies?

She likes listening to music, podcasts, and collecting laemellograms. She isn't as cerebral as her siblings, but she still has a healthy appreciation for learning. She also enjoys keeping fit and practicing various fighting techniques. In Prophecy she also liked working on cars (specifically a fancy Night Court type of vehicle that was shaped like a bronze bug) and listening to jazz (covers of 90s music).

🎯 -What do they do best?

Of the triplets, she's the best at combat. She's been trained by the royal guards and by her mom, from whom she inherited a magical technique that lets her grow her fingers into long claws.

🥊 -What do they love to do? What do they hate to do?

Thrandy loves physical activities and adventure, stories and games, and seeking out all kinds of excitement. She gets bored really super easily and doesn't deal with it well. She does secretly like holding court, but only if there's going to be drama for this reason.

❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?

It was after a particularly rough training session with his mom. U'tlunt'a patched him up but then took him out to the market as a special treat, as she very rarely leaves the palace grounds with her station. There was a big to-do and the endorphins were definitely helping.

✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories?

Watching his mom sacrifice her life for him by trapping herself in a soul jar with a war machine. Then later watching Ida get herself cursed and being unable to help her.

🧊 - Is their current design the first one?

Nope! Their design has been a little all over the place. Their Exordium design has been a little but more stable but could also change in the future as I decide more of the world's aesthetic.

🍀 - What originally inspired the OC?

Originally, a silly roleswap au between Ellie and their girlfriend Nymra where Ellie was the suave royal-in-distress and Nymra was a goofy chuuni hero. Ellie in this au was an elf named Elthrandor, and the dm and I were in talks to try and canonically retcon them into being a half-fey changeling because we liked the idea so much. He surprised me with Elthrandor during the campaign.

Lately, it's been a lot of Olivier from Hello from the Hallowoods as well as Coco from Little Witch Atelier.

🌂 - What genre do they belong in?

I think high fantasy, but with a little more courtly intrigue such that the little extending claws are a more perfect spy type utility! Unfortunately this is an apocalypse story. Alas. They get to do this better in Skylands.

💚 - What is your OC’s gender identity and sexuality?

Thrandy is bi and genderfluid and uses she/he/they.

🙌 - How many sibling does your OC have?

He has two siblings but he doesn't know them, so he's very only-child about everything.

🍎 - What is the OC’s relationship w/their parents like?

She's very very close with her mom, Archmage U'tlunt'a Spearfinger. Her bio dad, Daeyim, is out of the picture due to Circumstances, but she's very resentful of him being absent.

🧠 - What do you like most about the OC?

I'm still feeling him out, which is the fun part. When I'm adapting an npc that exists for a specific goody niche for a serious character arc, the fun lies in finding where I can really make these characters squirm and suffer the most. I also like how much he works as a foil for his siblings, being an opposite in a lot of ways but a parallel in others.

✏️ - How often do you draw/write about the OC?

A bit less than the other two triplets but she does have the most written fic currently in Exordium.

💎 - Do you ever see yourself killing off the OC?

Not really. I just don't think I'd get much mileage from it currently.

💀 - Does your OC have any phobias?

They're a little squeamish when it comes to things like heights. And the dark, which is not great for the eternal night world.

🍩 - Who is your OC’s arch-nemesis or rival?

They butt heads with Lilibeth a lot but everyone does because she's got a difficult personality. They also are definitely going to be fighting both Ida's brother Goliath and Lili's mom, V'rylla.

🎓 - How long have you had the OC?

The au was created in late 2020. I don't remember exactly when they debuted in game but it wasn't too long after. This makes it about 3.5 years.

🍥 - What age were you when you created the OC?

I would've been 20!

[sugutoad]

Matchup Trade for @averagetoyakinnie ! 

REASONS:

ஓ๑ Sirius seems to cross almost all your checkboxes concerning your ideal type. He is absolutely a snarky individual who often goes far and beyond to tease his partner but he does have a sense of awareness of when to stop. Canonically book wise, Sirius is said to be extremely tall — which most of the fandom unfortunately ignores because they focus on the height of his actor rather than what was given in the books. This isn’t really a popular headcanon but I stand on my life that Sirius has soft and chubby cheeks / hands. Imagine looking at his sharp jaw, only for him to have the babiest soft cheeks. He absolutely loathes them tho. But you love them with all your heart. Always being there for you? Check that box for sure! Sirius supports you through thick and thin no matter what! And do not fret the slightest because while he is busy, Sirius still visits all your sports events and absolutely spoils you with ice cream if you win or even lose. After a game where luck wasn't on your side, he will take you home and sit with you to watch some of your shows. The whole concept of television doesn’t really come to him too well but he loves it. Normally I don’t look much or focus on ideal types, but when I chose him and then saw that you had included an idea type, I was even more excited to do this matchup!

ஓ๑ I understand that your mbti (ENTP) and Siruis’s mbti ( ESTP) don’t exactly go hand in hand with one another because of how similar they are but I think that is the perfect thing. You have a similar way of thinking and that allows you to know how the other person is. And while arguments do happen, they are nothing big. It mostly consists of you scolding him for doing something stupid or bickering like an old married couple about small things (like if pineapple belongs on pizza.). But the both of you are so charming and chaotic with one another that is actually scary to Mcgonagall. Besides the similarities between your mbtis, the N and S helps you to differentiate ideas when presented information. But I don’t think a couple MBTI should ever affect them much if they are truly in love. 

ஓ๑ It’s the difference between your traits and values that draw the both of together. While Sirius seeks thrill and adventure, you seek knowledge and passion. I want someone who is similar to you yet able to loosen you up a bit. But not to a great extent as Sirius might need a reminder or two once in a while. You watch out too much for others and give too much. I want someone to let you know that you are appreciated by them and they will give the world if you desire

ஓ๑  Sirius’s love languages are definitely physical touch and words of affirmation. Given that you are the dad of the group, I feel like you would give the best advice and encouragement to almost everyone. Sirius grew up with no words that assured he was enough but then came you, a bright light in his life. While normally I focus on what a character would provide for the person, you would give Sirius the love and adventure he never expected in his life. 

ஓ๑ You and Sirius exhibit traits such as confidence, independence and playfulness. This makes it easier to form a  strong connection based on mutual understanding and admiration. Despite sharing a few qualities, you both have complementary ones too. For example, whenever you tend to be more introverted initially, Sirius's outgoing nature could help bring you out of your shell once in a while. Conversely, yours intelligence and introspection could balance Sirius's impulsiveness at times.

MEETING:

How you met: YEAR 1

 It was getting too dark. Jaxrel shouldn’t even be up, searching through the magical halls of Hogwarts. But it was so… magical. He couldn’t exactly explain but with every turn, he would somehow find something new. The rules required all students in bed at this late time but this was when the halls were empty for him to explore. At most, he would bump into an elf or a ghost— but frankly, they had too much respect and fear for his family to say anything that could get him in trouble. The moon hung low in the sky, casting a soft, silver glow over everything in sight and the stars twinkled like diamonds adorning the black abyss when a painting caught his eye. 

 While most paintings that covered the ancient walls were enchanted and acted more like a video than a picture, this one was frozen in time. But it wasn’t even that factor but more so the man in the painting. His nose, face, and his eyes — beautiful hazel eyes with green and blue tints — almost everything about this enigmatic figure resembles Jaxrel. Cocking his head to the side, the young boy took a step forward to examine the painting more. There was no doubt at all that Jaxrel was related to that man, but who was he? Jaxrel added a mental note at the back of his head to borrow some books tomorrow morning to research more. 

 A small sigh escaped Jaxrel, his eyes a bit more heavy than before. He should definitely head back to bed. But do you ever have that feeling when you know that someone is staring at you? Unfortunately for Jaxrel, that’s how he felt. But, he should be alone right now. Who would be out of bed.

 As Jaxrel turned around, expecting to see an elf or perhaps even a teacher (which God forbid happening), he was surprised to find a boy standing there instead. With untamed black hair, a lion on his red cloak and silver eyes that held a spark of mischief, the boy — who couldn’t be much older than Jaxrel at all — took a step forward to greet Jaxrel. 

"Hey," the boy said with a friendly grin, "You're out late."

Jaxrel blinked in surprise, feeling a rush of relief at the realisation that it wasn't a teacher. "Um well, I couldn't sleep," he smiled sheepishly. "I was just exploring the castle."

The other boy nodded, his grin widening. "Me too! Hogwarts is so huge, there's always something new to discover."

"I'm Jaxrel, by the way," he said, extending his hand, hoping to make a new friend. 

The boy shook it eagerly. "Sirius. Sirius Black," he replied, his eyes twinkling with amusement. 

Jaxrel's eyebrows shot up in surprise. "Black? Like the Black family?" 

Sirius shrugged nonchalantly, raising up his hands as if he had been caught in a crime. "Yeah, that's me. But don't you dare hold it against me," he added with a playful grin. "I'm not..,” He paused for a second, scrunching his nose in disgust with a lingering sadness. “Exactly the model for a Black heir."

Jaxrel smiled, a small chuckle almost escaping his lips, but he kept it in once noticing the faint sadness that lingered in Sirius’s voice. He had heard stories about the Black family's reputation for being strict and traditional, but Sirius seemed anything but.

"So, what were you doing out here?" Sirius asked, changing the route of the conversation. "Besides exploring, I mean."

Jaxrel hesitated for a moment, unsure why he really was out. He wanted to simply explore the castle, nothing more.

"I found this painting," Jaxrel said quickly, in an attempt to not appear boring, towards the frozen image on the wall. "It looks like me but I’m unsure of who it is"

Sirius's eyes lit up with interest. "Let me see," he said, stepping closer to examine the painting. Jaxrel could tell Sirius knew who was in the picture but didn’t blurt it out. Sirius almost seemed confused yet marvelled at the sight of Jaxrel’s look alike. He turned to Jaxrel and finally told him who the man was. Sirius may or may have not rambled a bit but to simply sum it up, that man is a model for all. 

He was the first man who had held a wand in his, magic sparking from the end of the stick. He brought magic into his blood and taught it to those who desired that ability. Jaxrel looked up, an idiotic smile stretched across his face as he turned to Sirius. 

“That’s… amazing!” He exclaimed. 

Sirius simply smiled at him. “Let me take you back to,” Sirius looked at the eagle on Jaxrel’s robes, “The Ravenclaw tower.”

On their way back, the two boys talked and laughed about everything their little minds could think of. But as all good things come to an end, they reach where they need to be. 

“Well… goodnight.” Sirius waved, smiling as brightly as his namesake star, blinding Jaxrel. Holding on to the doorframe, Jaxrel watched Sirius walking away from his reach. 

“Goodbye for now too.” He whispered to himself. Luckily, fate seemed to be on his side for once (which usually never happened).  

The next few days, Sirius appeared almost everywhere. Whether Jaxrel was in the library studying or walking with a friend, Sirius would be there at the corner of his eye, a smile stretched on his lips and he would wave to Jaxrel as if they were best friends. Secretly, the 11 year old wished they were.

After small encounters and interactions, the duo became inseparable by their 3rd year. This was also around the time when they learned Remus’s secret. Both Jaxrel and Sirius were determined to help Remus and be by his side, even willing to learn how to become Animagus. 

It was during their private library visits at night when the first spark ever happened. Before that, they were just friends who never even thought of romance. Jaxrel was trying really hard to find a potion spell somewhere, scavenging through dozens of books while Sirius slept in his chair. It was getting late, the moon hidden behind the clouds in the starless night. The lamp softly crackled. 

Sirius’s eyes fluttered open after an hour, his head foggy. Sitting up straight, Sirius looked in front of him and he caught his breath. Jaxrel’s head rested on the top of the book, his face buried in his arms and a small breath escaped his mouth. Black hair fell on his face, clearly irritating him even during his slumber.

He looked like an angel in the dark. The clouds slowly moved, revealing the moon as it illuminated the room in a soft silver glow. A second later, Sirius didn’t even know what he was doing. Slowly leaning over the table, his knuckles gently caressed Jaxrel’s skin, pushing away the strands of hair from his face.  

Soft hazel eyes slowly fluttered open after sensing the small gesture. Jaxrel looked up groggily, rubbing his eyes with a small blush on his lips. Sirius jumped back, hiding his hand underneath the table. For once, Sirius Black was at a loss of words. 

Quitely, Jaxrel opened the book to continue his research. Neither of them spoke about what happened for the rest of the night.

FEELINGS:

WHO FELL FIRST?

Things went smoothly for a while after the incidents. But neither of them could deny that something had happened in the library. But for their friendship to remain intact, they dug any feelings they had deep inside. 

Jaxrel easily went on about his day. Sirius, on the other hand, could not necessarily agree to that factor. For some strange reason — called love which Sirius isn’t quite aware of yet — something about Jaxrel was different.

Sirius couldn’t put his finger on it. When were the blue tints in his eyes so bright and the hazel in his eyes so warm? When was every strand that fell on Jaxrel’s face so noticeable? When was his smile and laugh — a warm hug to the soul — something that Sirius longed for?

Sirius was falling into a hole, into some deep shit. He couldn’t figure out a way to climb out or avoid it, no matter how hard he tried. The way Jaxrel’s skin felt under his touch and when their eyes locked, hazel and grey — a brilliant contrast — something was ignited inside him. 

And it took Sirius Black another year to truly realise he was in love.

CONFESSION:

James Potter being Sirius’s best friend knew about Sirius undying love for Jaxrel. In truth, it was so much fun for black mail! But it was embarrassing to see Sirius so love struck while Jaxrel was busy hiding his own feelings. 

Summer holidays were around the corner, the sun scorching and grass crunching their bare feet. Jaxrel and Sirius were trying to find a thestral as the sun slowly dipped into the horizon, orange hues painting the sky. 

Normally, James and Remus (even Lily at times) would accompany them, but for some reason they were so persistent in their studies. After a failed attempt, the duo sprawled in the grass, giggling between jokes. 

“What am I to you?” Sirius muttered quietly, his voice caught in his throat. All of a sudden, he wanted to fall inside the grass into the hole again and bury himself alive.

Getting up partially and putting his weight on the side closest to Sirius, Jaxrel cocked his head and leaned closer. Looking down, his hair fell at the side of his face and his eyes were glued on Sirius until he smiled softly.

“My best friend,” Jaxrel bit the inside of cheeks. He hated lying to his friends. To Sirius. 

Sirius smiled forcefully, his eyes shifting to one side before leaning up, propelling his body upward near Jaxrel. He let his hand move by itself, gently cupping Jaxrel's face as his lips lingered near one another. 

“What would I do if I wanted more?”

“And would that be?” Jaxrel prayed for a certain answer, his cheeks already red and lips sore. Sirius’s hot breath tickled his face.

“Merlin, you know what I want. I want you. I need you. I love you.” 

Sirius' mouth met Jaxrel’s, kissing him soft at first. Jaxrel’s mouth slightly opens, melting into Sirius’s touch. He tangled and knotted his fingers in Sirius’black hair, never wanting to let go. Sirius kissed him harder, knocking him on his back. They rolled in the grass, bodies wrapped around one another, still kissing. After what seemed like eternity yet only a mere second, Jaxrel pulled away and smiled up. 

“I love you.”

DATES:

So finally after 3 damn years of loving one another in secret, they became official. Sirius is rich and he knows it. His family may not love him but he does have his own inheritance. He absolutely spoils Jaxrel with almost everything, even when Jaxrel doesn’t ask for anything. Sirius just knows the way Jaxrel’s eyes shine when he glances at something he wants.

Dates often vary though, but they tend to be somewhere quiet and outdoors. Jaxrel would ask the elves for some food and take it with him wherever they are having a picnic. But on special days when they go to Hogsmeade, Sirius takes Jaxrel to a restaurant or some shop to buy some things to eat.

Literally the fluffiest couple to exist!

MARRIAGE:

ஓ๑ Sirius and Jaxrel married almost immediately after Hogwarts, a few months before James and Lily. 

ஓ๑ The wedding was absolutely beautiful. Jaxrel still remembers that day and will till his last breath. After all, it was the best day of both of their lives. 

ஓ๑ It wasn’t as big as you would have expected, only including a few of their close friends and Jaxrel’s family — Sirius’s family refused to see him marry a half-blood. Sirius was near tears when Jaxrel’s family called Sirius a part of their own family

ஓ๑ The colour themes were a soft pink and white! Though cliche, they decided on white and pink roses as the main central theme of their wedding. 

ஓ๑ I’m not necessarily good at describing weddings but here are some details!

Setting: I would imagine a forest themed wedding for some reason

James and Lily were best man and maid of honour

Sirius ended up taking your last name

Tears! Lots and lots of tears of joy

HEADCANONS:

ஓ๑ Whenever you say anything unhinged or out of context, everyone looks so confused, but Sirius bursts out laughing and somehow manages to say something even more ridiculous (Enter Lucius Malfoy: This joke is ‘Ridiculous’) Sorry not sorry

ஓ๑ Soft little brushes when your walking beside one another! He just wants to be somehow with you at all times. He would hold your hand and brush your knuckles 

ஓ๑ Tell me he doesn’t know how to play the piano? He is a rich kid who grew up in an esteemed noble family. Playing instruments together is a little thing between you two, no one else ever

ஓ๑ So he might not judge you for your weird or sexual jokes, but the second you accidentally use the long slang or mix up words while speaking, he raises an eyebrow at you with a smug smile. He should have — what do muggle call it again… — oh yes, he should have recorded that. For once, little mister perfect Jaxrel messed up something 

ஓ๑ THIS SHIP IS SO FORBIDDEN ROYAL AU CODED! He is the eldest son of a royal or noble family and you are a commoner or knight (anything way beyond his reach and way below his title) But somehow, the two of you fall in love and keep everything a secret until your caught and the two of you run away and his family kinda disowns him. 

ஓ๑ He is so boyfriend coded even in a modern au. He definitely plays every game with you and will annoy you till the end of your life when he wins. He buys you skin care products and wears all the clothes you make. Golden Boy x Delinquentஓ๑

ஓ๑ You are his study buddy and no one, absolutely no one, can change that fact and take you. Dating an intelligent Ravenclaw definitely has its perks but Sirius spends most of his ‘study’ time staring or flirting with you 

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