#predictably

[muckyschmuck]

oops! all voerman sisters

[the-way-astray]

gonna go out on a limb and say i think some people don't understand the difference between a toxic relationship (WAHOO!!!!) and a toxic person in a relationship (boooooo)

[breaded-boi]

Al............

[smokeys-house]

Since the dawn of formalized armed combat there's been dudes selling their own brand of bullshit martial arts and marketing it as hidden or superior, like dueling treatises that involve the use and technique of various non weapons/uncommon "weapons," or like 80s VHS combat tutorials for divorced men with pent up aggression, it's not a new thing per se. But.

There's this guy I'm aware of who advertises "flexible tools" as superior EDC self defense. What does he mean by this? Well, to put it simply, a bit of rope with a metal bit at the end. Usually it's a round knob but lately he's been selling his little grappling hook doodads that are small enough to fit in your hand, and boy howdy some of the shit he claims they're good for truly boggles the mind.

Now, I'm no expert in the field of armed combat, but I am generally experienced and well versed in a variety of armed and unarmed combat. I know that sounds like tooting my own horn but really I'm just autistic about historical combat. Anyway there's a LOT of very good reasons why flexible weapons were never popular outside of a few small or strange examples, most of which are not... very clear on the use case scenario of such and are more given as a "wouldn't that be cool" type of example for displays of martial prowess.

Regardless, it does not take an expert to know that swinging a little metal C shape on the end of some paracord at an attacker is going to do little to nothing. Even if you confirm the hit, it's not buying you any distance or stopping power or giving you mechanical advantage over your opponent, and pain compliance is entirely reliant on whether or not you manage to somehow grappling hook a rib or something.

ALSO, consider that accessing or drawing a hook on a string from wherever you're keeping it is going to be near impossible to do in a combat scenario. Good luck and hope it doesn't get tangled lol also have fun unspooling it. He also shows off a few slashes with the lil hook before he's unspooled it to buy time but. Brother that is not how this works. That's getting you no where and maybe even getting u killed for escalating the situation with a weapon.

BEHOLD, THE ONLY ENEMY SUITABLE FOR FELLING USING A HOOK ON A STRING:

🐟 🐠 🎣 🐡

Do your research and training if you plan on carrying a weapon of any kind, don't trust social media self defense gurus.

[pigeonxp]

once it has more songs im gonna drop my buddie playlist it is just hard to articulate why i think the songs are buddie coded they just ARE TO ME

[nejackdaw]

Book of Bill/Gravity Falls revival got me like this as an angst enjoyer

I am eating SO WELL

[dragonsdendoodles]

First sketch of the new year :)

[chronivore]

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

….. You would rather your young children be irreverent, foul mouthed, violent, dehumanizing, and low key misogynistic…. But you draw the line at… gay?

[fuzzy-set]

He has no business to be this cute though

[chipthekeeper]

Someday I need to talk about how different Cinta’s voice is when she says “I’ll be fine” versus literally every other time she talks but I don’t think I’m strong enough tonight

[vosquitransitis]

you guys will never guess my top artist on Spotify wrapped this year

[angelbitezzz]

What color toothbrushes do you guys use? (very important!!1)

"It's russian roulette, dude!"

"whoops. sorry, it's hard to keep your human terms straight."

"If that's considered human roulette to you, the hell is monster roulette??"

"normal, non lethal game of chance?"

"Pffft--"

[mellotronmkll]

I need weird al so bad

[crehador]

knb x gintama in namjatown