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oops! all voerman sisters
#mostly jeanette sorry i know she’s my second wife with heterochromia stay mad sue me#predictably#what#i draw human women sometimes#my art#blood#vtm bloodlines#vtmb#jeanette voerman#therese voerman#vtmb fanart#traditional art#furry art#anthro art#MY PEN DIED I GOT YHTA LIKE A TWO SEXONDS AGO UGH#you can tell…#my precious greys
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gonna go out on a limb and say i think some people don't understand the difference between a toxic relationship (WAHOO!!!!) and a toxic person in a relationship (boooooo)
#i may be torn apart by morning. welp#this is a post about sokeefe#predictably#kotlc#anti keefe sencen#anti sokeefe
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Since the dawn of formalized armed combat there's been dudes selling their own brand of bullshit martial arts and marketing it as hidden or superior, like dueling treatises that involve the use and technique of various non weapons/uncommon "weapons," or like 80s VHS combat tutorials for divorced men with pent up aggression, it's not a new thing per se. But.
There's this guy I'm aware of who advertises "flexible tools" as superior EDC self defense. What does he mean by this? Well, to put it simply, a bit of rope with a metal bit at the end. Usually it's a round knob but lately he's been selling his little grappling hook doodads that are small enough to fit in your hand, and boy howdy some of the shit he claims they're good for truly boggles the mind.
Now, I'm no expert in the field of armed combat, but I am generally experienced and well versed in a variety of armed and unarmed combat. I know that sounds like tooting my own horn but really I'm just autistic about historical combat. Anyway there's a LOT of very good reasons why flexible weapons were never popular outside of a few small or strange examples, most of which are not... very clear on the use case scenario of such and are more given as a "wouldn't that be cool" type of example for displays of martial prowess.
Regardless, it does not take an expert to know that swinging a little metal C shape on the end of some paracord at an attacker is going to do little to nothing. Even if you confirm the hit, it's not buying you any distance or stopping power or giving you mechanical advantage over your opponent, and pain compliance is entirely reliant on whether or not you manage to somehow grappling hook a rib or something.
ALSO, consider that accessing or drawing a hook on a string from wherever you're keeping it is going to be near impossible to do in a combat scenario. Good luck and hope it doesn't get tangled lol also have fun unspooling it. He also shows off a few slashes with the lil hook before he's unspooled it to buy time but. Brother that is not how this works. That's getting you no where and maybe even getting u killed for escalating the situation with a weapon.
BEHOLD, THE ONLY ENEMY SUITABLE FOR FELLING USING A HOOK ON A STRING:
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Do your research and training if you plan on carrying a weapon of any kind, don't trust social media self defense gurus.
#smokey talks#i have a lot more to say on this topic but its nothing i can form into coherent sentences that anyone wants to read lol#also im kind of hoping that guy gets in a fight with his little hook someday and#predictably#it gets wedged in someones back before they end up tackling him and restraining him lol
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once it has more songs im gonna drop my buddie playlist it is just hard to articulate why i think the songs are buddie coded they just ARE TO ME
#no hate to the swifties but it will be a swiftless playlist i fear#every buddie playlist has like 80% tswift songs and im just begging for yall to branch out i know u can do it#not that the songs dont fit! its just the same songs every time#regardless i will drop it at some point just pretend yall care#majority of it is los campesinos! oops#predictably#911 abc#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#spotify
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Book of Bill/Gravity Falls revival got me like this as an angst enjoyer
I am eating SO WELL
#s/o to all the angsty ass billford + fiddauthor art fr#ugh#they hit all my buttons#as the guy who keeps making possessed people gotta say. huge fan of the bill possession fuckeries#predictably
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First sketch of the new year :)
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….. You would rather your young children be irreverent, foul mouthed, violent, dehumanizing, and low key misogynistic…. But you draw the line at… gay?
#i know there is an entire history here#and i am trying to respect that#centuries of having your identity and sense of self stripped away from an entire class of people#predictably#doesnt end well#but also like#you would rather him be a a misogynist that sleeps around with lots of women#than gay#are#you#fucking#kidding#me
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He has no business to be this cute though
#rogue trader#pasqal haneumann#rogue trader spoilers#predictably#i am pining for the tech priest#it's love at first sight
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Someday I need to talk about how different Cinta’s voice is when she says “I’ll be fine” versus literally every other time she talks but I don’t think I’m strong enough tonight
#i’m just sitting here whining#predictably#sorry i can’t shut up tonight#cinta kaz#velcinta#andor#my posts
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you guys will never guess my top artist on Spotify wrapped this year
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What color toothbrushes do you guys use? (very important!!1)
"It's russian roulette, dude!"
"whoops. sorry, it's hard to keep your human terms straight."
"If that's considered human roulette to you, the hell is monster roulette??"
"normal, non lethal game of chance?"
"Pffft--"
#undertale#sans#ts underswap sans#ts underswap#sans undertale#ts underswap au#ts underswap self insert#undertale text box#ask game#thanks for the question!#Crossbones and Starstruck#my irl favorite colors are indeed pink blue and purple#predictably
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knb x gintama in namjatown
#official art#knb#gintama#HELLO??? THESE MATCHUPS ARE LITERALLY PERFECT#gintoki and kuroko ofc because mc and blue#KAGami and KAGura#because foreigners i guess lol#akashi and takasugi because evil(ish) fan favorites#with an eye issue#glasses and glasses because glasses#BUT MY FAVORITE IS#PREDICTABLY#MUKKUN AND SOUGO BECAUSE#NOT ONLY DO THEIR PERSONALITIES MATCH#THEY HAVE#THE SAME#VOICE ACTOR#aokise as toshi and katsura are also perfect because i love aokise and i love toshi and katsura god bless
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