#pou died

[willowssplatposting]

[bebegi]

𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡!𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬

genre: modern setting - gn!reader

warnings: swearing, old men vs texting.

others: kars & santana / wamū & eisidisi

requested: no

requests here 🌱

notes: if it feels kind of rushed then you'd be right :] also imagine if no one died and they're all friends :] also this is kinda cringe :[ also i tried to make them speak more.....""anciently"" but my limited knowledge of english betrayed me a little bit, anyways xoxo

notes²: you can tell that i LOVE to blame almost everything on joseph

images credit: kars icon — santana icon — santana and pou

© bebegi 2024. do not crop the tag or claim it as yours in any way please, do not repost in other sites without asking for permission + credit, thanks !! reblogs are highly appreciated <3

[blanketstown]

danny “pou”di

[1ovede1uxe]

what designer scents would the jojos wear?

about a year ago now I posted one of my first headcanons, which was the bath and body works scents of the animated jojos. i now give you, the classy, upscale, version of whatever was running through my head then

jonathan joestar - gentleman (1974) by givenchy

top notes: honey, cinnamon, rose, tarragon, bergamot, and lemon

middle notes: patchouli, cedar, orris root, and jasmine

base notes: patchouli, leather, civet, oakmoss, vetiver, musk, amber and vanilla

this scent has an air of elegance to it, while still having a warm and rich feeling. it's a timeless scent that never goes out of style. the recent reformulation has it drying down stronger honey-wise, but that's alright, because like jonathan, its got that sweet side. the leather also gives it the "manly" vibe too. overall, it's cozy, elegant, and the scent of a true gentleman like jonathan.

young joseph joestar - dior sauvage

top notes: calabrian bergamot, pepper

middle notes: sichuan pepper, lavender, pink pepper, vetevier, patchouli, germanium, elemi

base notes: ambroxan, cedar, labdanum

if you know anything about this fragrance, you'll know why it's fitting. to me, it really smells like a muskier axe body spray, but a lot of people really like it and claim it's overhated, and here i am giving it to my favorite joestar. he definitely thinks it makes him smell rich and suave and maybe even elegant (because its dior), but he really smells like most of the other guys his age at the club. caesar absolutely clowns him for it, but he doesn't care. this scent comes on strong, some people dig it, some don't, just like joseph.

old joseph joestar - maison martin margiela "replica" jazz club

top notes: pink pepper, neroli, lemon

middle notes: rum, java vetiver oil, clary sage

base notes: tobacco leaf, vanilla bean, styrax

after many years of sauvage, holly came along and got a nose full of it when joseph picked her up, she called out how strong it was and made her nose itchy, and he needed to switch it up because anything to make his little girl happy! this scent is a bit different, leaning more towards his grandfather's choices in the warm and sweetness, but it still has that bite of pink pepper right at that front, you know it's still the same joseph you know and love. a more mature perfume for a more mature man, but still has an air of fun to it.

jotaro kujo - armani acqua di gio

top notes: lemon, lime, bergamot, jasmine, orange, mandarin orange, neroli

middle notes: "sea notes," calone, jasmine, rosemary, peach, freesia, hyacinth, cyclamen, violet, coriander, rose, nutmeg, mignonette

base notes: musk, cedar, oak moss, patchouli, amber

this applies to all parts y'all! his mommy got it for him as a stocking stuffer for christmas and not once has he ever changed it out. it smells fresh and clean without the overbearing spices, and the warmth of musk and amber balances out the citrus and florals, creating a timeless scent. it's quite popular among men, but jotaro doesn't really care, he likes it. the sea notes also fit well with the marine biology. when he's young, he uses it only for important events, but as he ages (and has more money) he finds himself reaching for it more and more often.

josuke higashikata - terre d'hermès

top notes: orange, grapefruit

middle notes: pepper, pelargonium, flint

base notes: vetiver, cedar, patchouli, benzoin

he's gotta spend that lotto money on something! or dad's money! like his father once did, he wants a scent that makes him seem rich and suave and awesome, however, josuke has a little more fun with it as that initial bite is not with pepper, but a bitter citrus. the spices still just tickle the nose, delivering a balanced, smooth, blend. he may have even taken notes from jotaro's citrus scent as well, who's to say? its got a vintage flair, but it still feels modern, its just an overall unique scent, you're not gonna find anyone else wearing something like this.

giorno giovanna - versace pour homme

top notes: lemon, bergamot, neroli, rose de mai

middle notes: hyacinth, cedar, clary sage, geranium

bottom notes: tonka bean, musk, amber

this versatile and underrated scent i feel gives the perfect scent profile for giorno. it may not be overly extravagant, but understated elegance is precisely what makes it so endlessly enjoyable. it can be worn day or night, dressed up or down, and its versatility makes it great for whatever he may do. i had said in my bath and body works post a while ago he'd reserve designer cologne for occasions, but thinking about it now, this is something he'd wear on the daily.

jolyne kujo - gucci flora gorgeous gardenia

top notes: pear blossom, red berries, italian mandarin

middle notes: gardenia, jasmine, frangipani

bottom notes: brown sugar, patchouli

i had a couple ideas for jolyne, but i ended up picking gucci because i thought of the jojo x gucci collab and felt it was perfect. this scent doesn't overpower, but is still captivating in its own unique way. the sweetness of the top notes combined with the white florals offers a fresh scent always is going to turn heads. jolyne is a creative and smart character and does things in her own way, and quite honestly, i feel like this blend reflects that. not much else to it.

i hope you all enjoyed :D i'm thinking about posting a version of this for the jobros too

masterlist <3

[pumpkinsy0]

The Shepards opened the first "americanized" Hatian restaurant. Curly does all "the bitch work" like, mop the floors, kick out JDs (he'll do deals with them still but in the back alley) dish washing, stocking (NOT inventory--that's Tim's job. Curly sucks at basic math) and most of all take out the fucking trash. He HATES that so much! and he always works the night shift cause his ass won't be awake before 11 am on a good day.

The Curtis run their mother's Bakery across the street. Ponyboy is a decorator just like their mama was and also works the register. Darry gets annoyed when Curly comes over to flirt and Tim gets in a fit or rage knowing Curly does it on the clock.

They have dinner together, cause that's when Ponyboy gets off work and Curly is on his "lunch" break. Ponyboy brings reject baked goods or extras. Curly likes the Kolashes and Ponyboy always brings him a snickerdoodle or something chocolate and peanut butter. Curly about died when Ponyboy "invented the chocolate peanut butter cupcake with caramel drizzle. Curly will bring fried pork and rice or Fried Turkey with Plantains.

They leave Tulsa and open their own restaurant with baked goods. Have a couple of rugrats, a dog and a few cats and despite all the hardships of owning a business, getting married & raising a family Curly is still the one who has to take out the fucking trash.

HAITIAN SHEPARDS AND PAPERCUT IN MY INBOX YAYAYAYAYAYAY YAHOOOOOO YIPPIEEEE

SOTE POU KÈ KONTAN YAHOOOOOO

tim and angela are taking care of making the foods/desserts since lord knows curly cant be trusted near making food so he HAS to pull his weight and do the other domestic work

sometimes he’d just catch pony staring at him from his shop window while he does and curly would wink and smirk and that absolutely snowballed

they had their first date at each others place they just brought food and just ate it together u cant take this from me

when they opened their restaurant they just made it their own, made their own dishes from dishes theyve known their whole lives and its successful and their known as ‘THAT’ couple in their neighborhood, sometimes curly comes home smelling like ass bc he was dealing w the garbage but as long as curlys still alive n kicking everything will run just fine

and back home the old restaurants r still doin peachy

[cod-dump]

141 + friends - best to worst spice tolerance, GO!

It goes worst to best

(Annie is the name I gave Laswell's wife)

___

Roach has the worst spice tolerance out of them all. Dies when there's too much pepper on the food he had stolen. Does that stop him from stealing people's food? No. Does he ever learn not to steal certain people's food because of previous run ins with spice? No. But he does know if there's a container that says 'gumbo' on it that it would certainly kill him. If it's in Spanish he steers clear (he was almost sent to the hospital after grabbing one of Alejandro's lunches).

Alex is a little better at handling spice than Roach but not by that much. He is getting better, or trying to, for the sake of wanting to be able to eat good food without dying. He insists on trying whatever Farah brings to eat even after she tells him he won't like it. He's sipping on a milkshake afterwards, tears in his eyes. He will keep trying until he can eat whatever Farah has without throwing up. Rudy's cooking scares him.

Graves likes certain levels of heat. He's not the king of spice but he's not afraid of a pepper or by the name of the food on the menu. He will try just about anything and regret it later. He carries around a tiny bottle of Tabasco, the first time he pulled it out in front of Soap caused the man to burst out into laughter.

Ghost actually has a good tolerance, mostly due to his habit of eating anything and everything available. He is not a picky eater so if he's hungry and the only thing available has 'hot' in the name he's not afraid. He desperately wants to be able to eat Annie's gumbo without his tongue going numb (she's offered to make him a not as potent batch and he was insulted). Always wants to try whatever Rudy is cooking despite the man telling him it would probably kill him.

Soap loves food and refuses to let spice be the reason he can't enjoy something. He loves eating food from different cultures, learning to cook those foods. Man is a foodie and he refuses to let spice get between him and a delicious meal. Has begged Annie for her gumbo recipe. Literally has gotten on his knees and begged. She still hasn't given it to him. He literally cried when Annie gave the recipe to Rudy (he's never felt so betrayed and jealous in his life).

Price has years of eating whatever is given to him to thank for his tolerance towards spice. Just loves Annie's gumbo and she makes it hot. He likes to joke she never makes it spicy enough for him (which leads to her next batch almost killing him and he gladly accepts death by gumbo). Price will eat whatever Rudy gives him but he definitely has to prepare himself just in case the man gave him something to his own liking.

Farah loves spicy foods. Her favorite dish growing up was her mother's matbucha and she swears that she could never recreate it, even if she sold her soul. Price has taken to try to help make a batch of matbucha that compares to her mother's recipe but it never works out, Farah still appreciates him for trying. Farah loves Rudy's cooking, literally will fight anyone who tries take take a bite off of her plate. She once sobbed because Annie and Rudy made a meal together (Soap has pictures for proof).

Alejandro prides himself in his ability to out eat Soap in spice. He gets joy out of watching the man give up. There's something about putting his cocky friend in his place that makes his day. Despite eating Rudy's cooking longer than anyone else, Gaz and Laswell seem to handle his husband's more intense dishes better than him. He loves Annie's cooking but he swears that woman is trying to kill him sometimes.

Gaz adores food with spice. He also loves Annie's gumbo but he knows better than to tease her about the spice level. Gaz loves going to different restaurants and doing spicy challenges with Alejandro until they're both too sick from the spice to move. They're always miserable the next day but that never stops them from going out the next week to do it again. Pouts whenever Laswell gets to taste whatever Rudy is cooking before him.

Laswell is pretty damn good at handling spice. Her wife's gumbo is one of her comfort meals. When she is unable to eat her wife's cooking, she turns to Rudy for his food. They have bonded over food and Laswell is now the first person to get a taste whenever Rudy needs a taste tester.

Rudy not only is the king of spice (dubbed that by pretty much everyone who's seen the things he can eat), he makes a killer chiles en nogada. Has a salsa recipe that literally brings tears to Farah's eyes when she smells it. Price thinks about his life's choices before he takes a bite. Rudy isn't cruel, he makes very mild foods for his friends who can't handle the spice well. Laswell is his favorite to give samples to (she always has the best compliments and advice to how to make it perfect). He has Annie's number on speed dial. They have made a ragout that even Laswell had to pace herself on.

[34saveme34]

SMG4 sim review + Idk things funny

this is gonna be. unorganised. witness !

he sleeps with starving pou good for him

dumb hobo knockoff.......... where have I heard that before...........

interesting he's getting called a knockoff though!

some violence today I see!

he barely just woke up and is already going right in to Meme

I mean, I. respect the grind but. damn

one could say.... it's going to be perfect? Huh SMG4?

Hey that's. pretty early! Uhm. wow

he's REALLY going for the grind huh?

Also I posted before the "plan out shit vs make up shit" and man I love it for him honestly, he really does feel like someone who likes to go with the flow

and I'll say his video was pretty charming! Although it is once again Hamburger. saying once again because of his phone apparently like, having a hamburger folder full of hamburger pictures. I don't remember which episode it was at this point

very intensive meme making btw. puts his whole memeussy into it or whatever. sorry I said that, I won't delete it though. you have to read it

HE IS SO INSECURE "it should be funny" BRO, YOU'RE THE MEME MACHINE THE FUCK YOU MEAN SHOULD

CMON

me for real. me when I post something stupid and wonder if people will like it. I'm so SMG4 in this moment

his number 1 hater...... even after all this time..... what is this if not true love?

okay but genuinely so interesting. He was working hard on a video and it got disliked and 3 also called it shit

Idk I'm just, whenever 4's insecurity in his videos come up, I get reminded of his little "nobody loves me unless I am meming good" episode

especially with 3 being involved here

I bet he actually chuckled once but decided to say that anyways because he doesn't want to feed 4's non existent ego

anyways the fact, the FACT that after 3 tells him his video sucks he dies?? I know that they probably weren't going for it but it really does feel like he really REALLY cares about what 3 thinks of his stuff

it's almost like he wantst to prove himself to 3 that he can make stuff beyond 3's imagination, which is, kind of gay

can.... can this be counted as him using his guardian powers? I mean, it IS meme related even if for his video

I wonder what else can he do. I also wish we could see more moves and stuff where both of them are needed. like sure, we got the wotfi 23 fusion move but other stuff we really only saw them working by themselves

forced to hold hands doesn't count because they didn't really. use their powers there so

so disrespectful to his boyfriend..... come on man. you know he is worth millions. and his kisses for you billions

also find it really interesting that he seems to be the brightest here, like lighting wise

I wonder if he got in there because he actually LOVES being involved in 4's videos. Like, nobody else did, all the other stuff were memes

it was only 3 who wasn't, which I think especially justifies his weirdly coloured outline

I wonder, maybe, he was counted as negative points because he's not a meme

or maybe it's a bit of a throwback at the idea that he can't be funny

I just love this shot. this is so me core, I'm so like this, I'm saying this all the time

this looks so cursed

also kinda funny the ice cream seems to replenish him more than a watermelon

I mean- at least his eating isn't complete wack?

into the deep pocket you go, child

Now, let me say something controversial. I think, if 4 got over himself, he would like some fanfics. like ASMRs already like, especially this type of thing he's listening to hold a cringe factor

a cringe factor outsider people also associate with fanfiction. I'm just saying, I think he would read angst fanfics. He would read them and feel really sad but would be too ashamed to tell anyone about it

This is also supported by the fact that he likes dating sims. I don't know what his exact type is in all of this but he definitely enjoys sappy, romantic stuff. All of it. If he wasn't scared of people judging him, he would be so so SO indulgent. I think this is one of the reasons he likes hanging around Boopkins. I think he might even envy his ease of showing his interests in even the most indulgent stuff without caring what others think

you should've comforted him. Anyways why are you here, there's no way that much time passed. you're here at like 7 AM. Do you just live here 3? You also said in wotfi 23 prep stream that you have your credit card linked to 4's pc!!! you're not beating the living together allegatins, 3!!!!!!!!

although really interesting he gets his stuff together over 3's comment

he lost it at 3's words, he collected his shit together over 3's words

again, what is this if not true love in plain sight?

Really loved the fnaf bit, though Mario smashing his PC was kinda Eh

especially cuz he got punished for it

can't even be attention seeking around 4 because he's just gonna freak out and call you a distraction

and he like memes all the time which means you could become a distraction to him VERY often

lowkey makes me think 3 doesn't like to bother with some stuff because of that, like i just KNOW he wants to hang out more

like CMON

hey that's his silly little music player from last episode!

the bootleg 3 plushie in his inventory!!

a little gay I'll say

what ya lookin so crazy for!!!!!!

maybe the only fans option wouldn't have failed you like the sponsorship did

I mean at least the merch worked

which uh.....

not to be like that but my mind went catboy 3

ME !!! ME FOR REAL

by the way this once again shows how fluid and stupid fame is in the SMG4 videos

or this is like a sly sign at 4 falling off again and trying to hide his insecurity!!! I don't want that

I hope that this is just a bit that doesn't get brought up again, we don't need It's gotta perfect 2 I think

anyways that's it for the episode! Overall fun honestly

would be interesting to see videos like this with other characters as well, considering it shows an insight into the character's brain

for example here, I could tell that 4 has problems and is also still quite insecure, though that's not something that can just change so easily soooo

yeah

overall real fun though I'm left desiring a normal episode

[diurnostarfizz]

Iba a decir feliz lunes pero me di cuenta de que es miercoles mierda (foreshadowing)

mi ordenador se estropeo asi que no pude dibujar por estos dias, mi padre le a puesto un clip porque los de la tienda estan de vacaciones y demomento funciona (se le salia una parte del marco ese alrededor de la pantalla), asi que si desaparezco por dias, es mi ordenador.

medio spoiler para lunes pero weno, llevo intentando escribir el primer episodio desde antes de publicar el primero mas o menos, pero escribir no es lo mio asi que me tardo cuatro años y nada me gusta, y recientemente tuve la idea de hacer un par de cambios porque habia weas que no me gustaban (cough cough personaje que me gusta era de los principales pero lo converti en secundario porque sentia que no pegaba) y mas wea. GOOOOOOOOOOEEEEYYY, bleeeeh

aqui una version con dibujitos extras

este es mi artwork favorito de gooey, se me muy estupido me encanta

se ve muy pou

esperen no....

POU GOOEY ES REALLLLLLL

(diurno volviendose loco en directo)

pero no esperen cap 2 pronto porque soy un procrastinador de mierda y tengo que repensar todos los capitulos que tenia planeados tengo demasiadas ideas ayuda escribir series no es lo mio, lo que se me da bien es oneshots en ingles ughhh

no les pasa que crean un au, pero luego, crean un au del au? eso me esta pasando ahora mismo, odio lo domingo esta cerca de ser una realidad y eso me asusta ayuda

nada que ver pero mientras mi ordenador estaba estropeado y me daba miedo empeorarlo, me puse a ver netflix porque mi hermana hice que nuestro padre comprara una subscripcion...y weno....

me vi los 24 episodios de dungeon meshi/ delicious in dungeon del tiron y no puedo esperar para la segunda temporada y no se si leer el manga mientras espero, pero ta weno, le hare fanart algun dia, no quiero hacer spoiler pero veanselo si pueden, tambien me empeze a ver jojo's y tengo pensado ver sonic prime. aunque no termine el primer episodio de jojo's porque mi madre usa la tele todo el tiempo y no quiero que me vea cuando hay una escena rara (ya paso con dunmeshi), aunque me molesta porque siempre me dice que salga de la habitacion, pero cuando le dije que iba a usar la tele (porque se estaba lavando y no sabia que casi terminaba) se puso a gritarme weon, tenemos dos teles, entiendo el calor pero tenes una tele enfrente de tu cama y me dices que salga todo el rato, si me gritas a la minima claro que me pongo nervioso y casi ni te ablo (DIRNO VENT REAL?!?!?!?!?!?? 3:·33 AM EL MUNDO ESXPLOTA (el humor es mi forma de cope gente))

uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hasta el proximo eclipse adieu

ignoren el parrafo final

[chainofhyrule]

Incomparable

If there was only to be one thing in the universe which the deity could wish for, it would be for the gods to strip him of his immortality.

A life in which he is forced to only be able to remember moments like this, never to hold you in his arms again, never to hear your laughter again, or watch as joy creeps into your eyes at the simplest of things again, sounded like torture.

How could the hand of fate be so cruel as to only make you mortal?

He would be lying to himself if he said he tried not to think about your mortality—the constant force of fleeting life which would never release you until you someday died. He’d be lying if he said it didn’t bring his heart to tears at night, when he knew no one would be up.

Oh, how you held him around your finger so easily…so completely. He would face hell if it meant he could fall into your arms afterwards. The sun itself could hold no torch to your radiance, he thinks. Nor could the very essence of the sky itself, or even the stars. If he could, he’d gift them to you. Every star, he thinks, holds a reason why he has fallen so deeply in love with you. Countless dots of lights in the sky to hold his reasons, end yet, even then…there could never be enough stars in the sky for every reason.

He counted them often, on long nights where he relieved his former host of overnight watch shifts. Every last star held a reason. He relayed the rest of his reasons to the moon.

It was never enough.

On nights like tonight, where there was no moon but many stars, he sought out the constellations. Each one held a story.

He was much more fascinated in your stories, though.

He will be the first to admit, he was completely, entirely, devoted to you. No matter what the world may say to try and convince him that his time would be better spent elsewhere…he would return to you. Every single time.

Wind through his hair snapped him from his thoughts, and he found himself looking down at you. You seemed so comfortable here, in his lap, back to his chest as you slept. Your eyelids fluttered to the beat of your dreams. Every so often you let out a soft sound of sleep; each bringing a slight upturn of a smile to his face.

It was early in the night when you’d fallen asleep, having previously been telling the deity of the time you once managed to startle his former host—‘Time,’ he was called now—into a shriek. The soft vibrations of your voice against his chest made him feel warm inside, in ways he was entirely unfamiliar with until he met you. You were quite expressive with your hands, as well. They waved around, making small visual movements as you retold your stories to him, your smile audible in your voice. It was quite cute, he thought.

The blanket you hugged around yourself in slumber had shifted, and, with one arm still around your waist to rub small circles onto your stomach with his thumb, he stretched the other to fix it. He felt eyes on him, but did not mind.

“Is there something I can do for you, young one?”

He did not turn his head towards the group, all of which sat nearby, around the fire. His eyes remained down on you, and he rubbed his hand along your stomach in slow motions. He was rewarded by a soft hum of satisfaction.

“Are they okay?”

The one called ‘Wind’ sounded worried, though it was plain in his voice that he was fighting not to show it. The deity hummed, nodding.

“They will be alright. They are stronger than a simple stomach bug, after all.”

A short chorus of approving sounds found his ears, and the sounds of footsteps followed shortly after. Slow, and heavy.

The Captain.

“I wonder what they dream of when you’ve got them there like that,” he says slowly, gesturing to you. “That’s the most comfortable they’ve looked since this morning.”

The deity did not raise his gaze. Instead, he tilted his head ever so slightly to get a glimpse of your profile. Flushed cheeks, from your fever. Your hair falling into your face, as it had been left alone today due to your fatigue. The slightest pout to your bottom lip, from the discomfort in your belly. The deity felt for you. So, he held you.

That always seemed to lift your mood.

“Are you surprised?”

A beat of silence passed, where nothing was said. When words finally fell into the open space, they were not of the Captain’s, but of the one called ‘Sky.’ His tone was soft, per the usual, but always with the strength of a warrior just under the surface. He could command armies if he so wanted, though the deity doubted he did.

“They love you. It’s not surprising to know that they feel comfortable with you.”

Though it was a simple statement, the deity couldn’t help but revel in the warmth in his chest. Indeed, you did. You had told him this many times. That never stopped the words from making home in his heart.

“You love them, too.”

The voice of his former host startled the deity, though it didn’t show outwardly. His hands both rested over your aching belly, rubbing gently.

“That I do.”

Another long beat passed of silence. The deity didn’t mind, nor would he have minded conversation. All he really cared about was you. Were you too hot? Were you cold? In pain? Thirsty? Tired?

“I’m glad you’ve found happiness, Deity.”

Time’s voice was low, though not begrudging, or bitter. His words sounded and felt genuine in their intent.

“Thank you.”

His eyes flicked up, once, as he spoke. Every one of the boys was looking back at him, or at you. Watching his movements, however small, with interest. He didn’t blame them. There was no doubt his previous host had told them all about him. Perhaps referred to him as a weapon only to be used in the toughest of battles, or the most difficult hardships. He was a war deity, after all. Yet…

He was the only one you felt comfortable enough to sleep against. He was the one who held your heart in his hands, despite them being much bigger than yours. He was the one you coddled, and fawned over on the daily.

He was the one you trusted to rub your belly aches away.

You stirred in his arms, but did not wake. A soft groan spilled from you, and you hugged the blanket tighter around yourself.

So he kissed your head and went back to massaging your belly.

(Tap here to return to Masterlist)

[viscerax]

do you have any Jay headcannons?

Omg yes I do!!!!!

Jay is a midwest emo music lover til he DIES. Show him some Front Bottoms or McCafferty and he goes insane. I feel like during the hotel hopping arc, he tried to make Tim listen to his cd's, but Tim just dissed on them the entire time.

I think he knows like a little bit of guitar. Type of guy to sit down and play Wonderwall

Hated college parties with a passion. Would go and pet the owners dog. Typically Alex would drag him along to some and he would just like. Stand in the corner. He's just overall a very awkward dude.

Him and Alex used to have liveleak binge sessions. Started off as just an Alex thing but then Jay got curious and so they just started binging liveleak together.

Not rlly a headcanon but he reminds me of the webkinz milk plushie. Or like that Pou plushie with the big ass eyes

Has 1 secret stuffed animal that he slept with almost every night that no one knows about. It got burnt down in his apartment :(

Firm believer in using shampoo AND conditioner... none of that 3 in 1 shit. If someone tells him they use 3 in 1 he glares at them from the corner of his eyes... might buy you shampoo and conditioner as a sassy birthday gift

Autistic. Jay Merrick is autistic. No im not taking arguments on this it is CANON Troy wagner himself told me (/j)

Trans ftm Jay merrick!!!!! Sorry he just gives me trans vibes.... but also I feel like he could totally also be mtf. He's just so transgender that honestly either one would work.

Doesn't like small yapping dogs like chihuahuas and stuff like that, but loves big dogs. He prefers dogs that are chilled out and calm, ones that can sit on top of him and fall asleep like that when he needs it (autism strikes again)

But he also really likes cats. Any cats. He doesn't care if they're mean, loving, energetic, grumpy, he loves cats. He's allergic but he does not care, he thought it out.

Likes birdwatching. Can name almost any bird he sees off the top of his head. Alex liked to mess with him in college by pointing at random birds as they walked to their classes, and listening as Jay rambled about the species.

Stims by making bird calls.

Religiously washes his signature hat. Absolutely can not stand the thought that his hat is dirty, says it feels different. Will wash it in whatever available sink or body of water. He would rather have a wet hat them a dirty hat.

[b-0-ngripper]

American liberals are so unserious. Everyone in that room screaming "four more years" would be in support of slavery and own slaves themselves for sure. how tf do you scream "four more years" to drown out the voice of ppl demanding the end of the Palestinian genocide. Y'all would've called the Haitian revolution a white genocide. OU PA WONT KE WAP DI TOUT GRIMASS SA YÒ??? TÈT BOURIK'W SÒT TROP, INTATADE TROP POU KOU KA COMPRAN SA KAP PASÉ OU SA WAP FÈT!?!?

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[wikihowhowtoexist]

them

anyways hi!!! stares at you with BIG eyes like that sad pou plush do. do you have any. croistring hcs to share cuz... croistring ‼️

HELLO. YES YES.YES YES.MHM.YMHM.MHM.YES.MOST DEFIENTLY.YES.Ygets shot

anyways!!!

i think im gonna share like some. but not that much

string can never do his tie.hes too dumb. so croi does it for him always!!:3

(director)croi also built their prosthetic, and their gun. so if their gun was to ever break theyd throw An absolute tantrum

SO LIKE? ONE OF CROISSANTS SPRITES HAS A PHONE,,

hggjhghg,, i hc she calls string on that through smile detector:3

OKA SO ALSO BEFORE DIRECTOR DIED. STRING HAD FOUND SOME SORTA FLOWER.RHAT HED NEVER SEEN BEFORE, bevasue ike.,. you couldnt really find flowers in the fututre,, not muhc at least,, so then nhe rest the flower on director croissants desk for her. just kinda as a way to confess to her. but lo and behold she dIED AS SOON AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO SEE WHAT WAS ON HER DESk 🤯 sothen he saw that same flower in the present and then gave it to croi later:3

theyve known eachother since childhood!!! they were awesum frens:3 until mstring fell into a timepocket and she didnt see him for another like what 10 years

THEY HAVE MATCHING EARINGS,, AND MAYTCHING TATOOS,,,D JHSUAHSHUS,, theyre both cogs on their hands,, qands when they hold hands,, it makes one bii ig cog

whenever string and croi ar on lunch break, they always go to this one cafe place near the tbd, where string just listens to croissant ramble about whatever the hell shes hyperfixatingon currently

croi built string a pair of headpho nes too thathe uses when hes outside of the tbd:3

they ar,, roommates,, becasue i hc, rhe tbd has dorms

sorry these hcs are really shitty i COMPLETELYYY forget them as soon as i have to start talking abouut them /gen 😞

[shookethdev]

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NAKU 🫵

[pumpkinsy0]

please do NOT ever post a roach on my tl again😭 i hope one crawls in your ear for that

ou antre lakay mwen epi di m kijan pou m fè aranjman pou mèb mwen an????,,,,jis tann,,,

[aubreyathame]

Hi which of these put the L in lesbian the most feel free to rank

A. My phone died in the middle of my first draft of this causing me to lose all my progress

B. Fell for two straight women in the same show (blue eyed samurai)

C. Ranking this list alphabetically

E. Wearing the same shirt right now I've had since I was five it still fits and it's not even a crop top

F. Had a burrito today with the contents of cucumbers and french fries

G. Had my tumblr pfp as the same random woman drawing from a coloring app for over two years since my account creation, only just recently changing it to my favorite old man

H. Having a favorite old man

I. Joking about rambling about something for an hour, proceeding to rant about said thing over an hour,

J. Helping my friends with my awesome dementia autism

K. Went to a cat cafe and proceeded to pet none of the cats because I was afraid they didn't like me

L. Being lesbian

M. Cooked some delicious, delicious pancakes

N. Did a literature symbolism analysis on the movie ratatouille for a real letter grade

O. Ate all the oranges and told No one

P. Procrastinated all of my summer homework until the last week and now I'm hauling ass

Q. Replaced the nagito image in my wallet with Eichi Tenshounin Enstars

R. Made a new oc that's a cunty ghost

S. Considered lying on this list about frantically googling beetles for an hour because I had one (1) question about beetles pop into my brain (why do they not like light like other bugs) (I haven't googled it yet)

T. * It was roaches not beetles but it's funnier to make a separate bullet than perform easy edits

U. Went to the mall and saw a Pou plush and knockoff TADC merch that didn't finish painting pomni in the exact same store

V. Thought about women some more

[juleusse]

Il a précisé que les environs l'appelaient Green Eyes. C'est vrai que ses yeux étaient joliment verts, je ne l'aurais pas cru. Je ne regarde pas assez les yeux des êtres...

Ma tête allait dans plusieurs directions. Je ne voulais pas être de ceux qui rejettent les êtres survivant à l'extérieur, par peur ou par dégoût, ou par les deux, comme le critiquent des films mainstreams. Néanmoins, je ne voulais pas être de ces jeunes gens aisés et innocents qui se font tromper, justement parce qu'ils ne voulaient pas être de ceux qui rejettent les moins aisés et innocents sans raison.

Puis, les yeux verts de Green Eyes s'étaient attardés sur mes affaires lorsqu'il ouvra la conversation, et celle-ci était curieusement focalisée sur mon entourage sain et ma vie qui s'écoulait sans difficultés financières. Lorsqu'il s'écria que je pourrais filmer sa vie, suite à ma confession sur mon temps cinématographique, je perdis mon humanité et lui dis que j'aimais la tranquillité et la solitude.

Il cria alors à Beauty de s'approcher. Il fit les présentations. Elle allait comme moi à la Nouvelle Orléans. Elle pensait que je m'appelais Sugar. Son regard me fit sentir tel un joli petit éclair à la vanille. Quelle dégoûtante sensation. Un guest à l'auberge à Montréal me l'avait déjà offerte, mais il avait été plus doux dans son approche.

Je crus pertinent de répliquer que je m'appelais plutôt Salt. Elle n'eut pas l'air de comprendre. Green Eyes, n'en parlons pas. Soudain, une frayeur me traversa. Et si c'était un jeu d'équipe ? L'un détournerait ma conscience tandis que l'autre filerait avec mes choses. Ça m'était arrivé en France. L'on avait résisté ce jour-là.

Mon apparence se fit donc contrariée. Beauty partit, je ne sais même plus comment. Green Eyes admit alors qu'il manquait d'argent. 1$ contre le retour de la tranquillité était embêtant mais, d'un autre côté, il y avait du temps avant que le bus ne démarre, et il me semblait qu'il n'y avait pas qu'un seul Green Eyes dans les environs. J'espérais donc acquérir une tranquillité totale dans le quartier avec le dollar.

Je partis quand-même marcher. Green Eyes pourrait être insatisfait, ou passer le mot à d'autres Green Eyes. Il plut néanmoins. De plus, entrer dans l'établissement où je pensais qu'était entrée la passagère sympathique d'Allemagne m'intéressait. Le rejet et la vulnérabilité me bloquaient néanmoins. C'était d'ailleurs pour ça que je m'étais mis à marcher, et en partie pour ça que je m'étais initialement assis loin de tout le monde, à l'ombre et à proximité de Green Eyes.

J'entrai dans l'établissement. Pas d'Allemande. Pas de toilettes. Pas de WiFi. Pas de coca. Je m'apprêtais à rester mais la vendeuse m'épargna en évoquant les toilettes du restaurant japonnais à côté. Il y eut à nouveau plusieurs chemins dans ma tête. l'Allemande était sûrement à l'intérieur mais c'était un restaurant, qui plus est Japonnais, et je ne souhaitais acquérir rien de plus qu'un coca. 1 dollar contre la solitude ça faisait déjà beaucoup. Enfin, pour un être bousculé par la peur du rejet et de la vulnérabilité, la démarche complète commençait à être gênante.

Mais l'extérieur était mouillé, l'attente encore importante et les Green Eyes peut-être toujours ambitieux. Puis fuck it, pourquoi pas vaincre ses peurs.

Malgré le peu de lumière, et le bois et le plastique isolant chaque table, je compris que l'Allemande n'était pas là. Fuck. Les employés du lieu de restauration japonaise, qui semblaient être beaucoup de choses si ce n'est Japonais, eurent de la difficulté à gérer mon cas particulier. L'on me donna une table et mon coca, mais l'on vint régulièrement s'assurer que je ne voulais pas plus que le sombre liquide gazeux, que je ne voulais pas plutôt de la nourriture japonaise, et, tout aussi régulièrement, que j'étais sûr que j'étais alright. Je commençais à me le demander.

L'une des attaquants fut finalement amicale. Elle me demanda de quoi parlait le livre que je lisais. Je me perdis en anecdotes, pour finalement admettre que je ne savais pas trop, comme je n'étais qu'au début. Elle revint et, fuck, j'aurais juré qu'elle se montrait taquine. Je commençais à être un être humain comblé quand me vint la pensée qu'elle ambitionnait peut-être un pourboire coquin. Fuck, d'abord Green Eyes puis ça.

Je crois que ça m'était déjà arrivé en Grèce. Une serveuse s'était montrée amicale et, alors que je m'apprêtais à tomber amoureux, papa affirma qu'elle voulait de l'argent. De plus, concernant la serveuse du restaurant japonnais, j'eus l'impression qu'elle était déjà venue à bout du client précédent. Elle parut surprise du pourboire qu'il lui laissa.

Qu'à cela ne tienne, j'avais failli perdre la vie, donc un peu de chaleur humaine, même payante, était la bienvenue. Mentalement prêt à être généreux, je lui annonçai que j'étais prêt à payer. Elle me répondit que ce n'était pas la peine... La gratuité est une sensation confortable, elle allège le corps et déploie le sourire.

Beauty était bien dans le bus pour la Nouvelle Orléans. Green Eyes n'avait pas menti. Et la personne d'Allemagne avait un siège assigné à côté du mien. Elle aussi avait vécu très jeune dans une famille d'accueil étrangère pendant une année, au Texas la concernant. Presque pour la première fois de mon temps, presque 10 ans après Sydney, je pus en parler.