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do you have any Jay headcannons?

Omg yes I do!!!!!

Jay is a midwest emo music lover til he DIES. Show him some Front Bottoms or McCafferty and he goes insane. I feel like during the hotel hopping arc, he tried to make Tim listen to his cd's, but Tim just dissed on them the entire time.

I think he knows like a little bit of guitar. Type of guy to sit down and play Wonderwall

Hated college parties with a passion. Would go and pet the owners dog. Typically Alex would drag him along to some and he would just like. Stand in the corner. He's just overall a very awkward dude.

Him and Alex used to have liveleak binge sessions. Started off as just an Alex thing but then Jay got curious and so they just started binging liveleak together.

Not rlly a headcanon but he reminds me of the webkinz milk plushie. Or like that Pou plushie with the big ass eyes

Has 1 secret stuffed animal that he slept with almost every night that no one knows about. It got burnt down in his apartment :(

Firm believer in using shampoo AND conditioner... none of that 3 in 1 shit. If someone tells him they use 3 in 1 he glares at them from the corner of his eyes... might buy you shampoo and conditioner as a sassy birthday gift

Autistic. Jay Merrick is autistic. No im not taking arguments on this it is CANON Troy wagner himself told me (/j)

Trans ftm Jay merrick!!!!! Sorry he just gives me trans vibes.... but also I feel like he could totally also be mtf. He's just so transgender that honestly either one would work.

Doesn't like small yapping dogs like chihuahuas and stuff like that, but loves big dogs. He prefers dogs that are chilled out and calm, ones that can sit on top of him and fall asleep like that when he needs it (autism strikes again)

But he also really likes cats. Any cats. He doesn't care if they're mean, loving, energetic, grumpy, he loves cats. He's allergic but he does not care, he thought it out.

Likes birdwatching. Can name almost any bird he sees off the top of his head. Alex liked to mess with him in college by pointing at random birds as they walked to their classes, and listening as Jay rambled about the species.

Stims by making bird calls.

Religiously washes his signature hat. Absolutely can not stand the thought that his hat is dirty, says it feels different. Will wash it in whatever available sink or body of water. He would rather have a wet hat them a dirty hat.

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👀 I always love MH HCs. What's some you got for Tim? I love him hes my boy 💙

Tim is so ifheiieieie8r i love him 💗💗 i have a lot of thoughts abt him so uhh yeah

Tim doesn't like menthol cigarettes. He absolutely refuses any cigarettes with menthol in them, even if thats his only option. He's very stubborn and would rather go cold turkey then "submit to the menthol propaganda"

Huge insomniac. Like. Most nights he doesn't get to bed until around 3-4 am, and then wakes up around 8-9. During the hotel hopping arc with Jay, he'd try his best to stay awake, but would end up passing out in the passenger seat while Jay drove early mornings.

To help with insomnia, he started smoking weed, and is kind of dependent on it at that point.

First time he smoked, he had like a really bad trip but then he like basically passed out and was like 'that was the best sleep I've ever gotten'

He eats the pickles off of Jay's burgers.

Drinks just black coffee. Definitely the type of person to make (light) fun of someone who puts a bunch of creamer and stuff in their coffee (Jay). Even worse if you drink Frappuccinos.

'That is not coffee. That is a fucking milkshake.'

This man ALWAYS smells like cigarettes. He could take a million showers and he's pretty sure he'd still smell like cigarettes. Kinda what happens when you chainsmoke all day.

Secretly a cat lover. Will deny it up and down but he would describe his perfect evening as 'sitting on his couch and petting his cats whole watching shitty sitcoms'

"I don't 'love' cats. They're just better then you."

Doesn't really like to get sentimental or emotional because he thinks its too vulnerable. But sometimes if he gets really close with someone, he shows he cares through giving gifts. They're never big or extravagant, but it still shows he cares. Sometimes its just pictures he takes with a shitty camera, or sometimes it's a flower that he 'found' (will refuse to say he picked it)

"Hey Jay, look at this sick ass postcard I saw on the floor outside the gas station." (He bought it because it reminded him of Jay. It's just a picture of a bird sitting on a branch, but Tim thought it looked like something Jay would love)