#potions teacher

[soraya-snape]

Did the wizarding world patronus test again today and got a bat. Was a bit confused (still am) but then I was like “I did think about Sev when they told me to think about my happiest memory.” so I guess I just got my little dungeon bat protecting me from the evil in this world, which is really cute. (I also read a bit about what this Patronus could mean, and at least some things do kinda fit, especially with how my life is currently going).

[iamnmbr3]

we don't talk about this parallel enough

[severus-snaps]

Snape spoke in barely more than a whisper, but they caught every word. “I don’t expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses… I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death...”

Just a fun little drawing based on the rumours. I hadn't seen Paapa Essiedu in many things so I watched his episode of Black Mirror the other day, and I just kept thinking about Gaap's nails.

#iconic

[lilithofpenandbook]

Literally how do you even respond to that?

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

little dude knows things i think

[the-ipre]

as i am watching mismag2, the thing that i keep coming back to as a supplementary material is the magicians (tv show, as i have not read the books but i am Sure that there would be interesting conversations there). taking a children's story (narnia, hp) and pulling it apart to explore the actual consequences of that sort of world! magic isn't easy and it can't solve all your problems but it is magic and that has to count for something! you grow up and the goofs and surreal worldbuilding will actually be given the weight and skepticism and astonishment it deserves!

thinking about magic 'breaking' and trying to find a new source of magic, thinking about evan's wrench wanting to fix things and quentin's minor mendings, just! i am putting these works in conversation with each other

[rickm4ns-g1rl]

⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

𝓿✧⭒【 ⚠ 𝕿𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖝 𝕾𝖙𝖚𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖕, 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖞𝖕𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘

𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖑 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖕𝖆𝖞 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓.

⛧°。 ⋆༺♱༻⋆。 ° ⛧

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈𝕿𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖗'𝖘 𝖕𝖊𝖙 - 𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖟

↳✒ 〘 ‧ "𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝.. 𝙿𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚢, 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢, 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚙 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚖. ." 〙⭒

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↳ 🝮 𝙽𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕.. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚊𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝.

🝮 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠.. 𝙷𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛/𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙.

🝮 𝙷𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒�� 𝟽𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎�� 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍.. 𝙰𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝, 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜. 𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙻𝚒𝚕𝚢. 𝚈𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍, 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎.. 𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚐𝚊𝚣𝚎..

🝮 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎. 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎? 𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕.. 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚍𝚍..

🝮 𝙶𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚖.. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍.. 𝙷𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛.

🝮𝙷𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚑����𝚜, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗.. 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔.. 𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚠.

🝮 "𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢, 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 '𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚜.. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚢."

🝮 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚜.. 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎.. 𝙴𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛.

🝮 𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜, 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘. 𝙱𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜, 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕. 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕.

🝮 "𝚒𝚏 𝚒 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚎𝚜?"

🝮 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚠.. 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎.. 𝙾𝚛 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎..

🝮 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚝.

[100jewels-between-teeth]

First time meeting Professor Sharp

[sneverussape]

“it’s just a ruddy snake, minerva, stop shrieking.”

—

(it’s a giant ashwinder actually)

[idreamofdraco]

I have a job interview on Friday, so here's a collection of all my coworker or job/work-related Draco/Ginny fics. :)

[missuntitledblog]

I once read a post before, wondering what it would be like Snape teaching Luna potions

midjourney ai generated

[prcttyinpcnk]

"Witchlings! To me please!"

Phiona's ears twitch at the sound of her governess calling for her and her friends. It seems like there is never a dull moment around here. However, compared to everything else that happened recently, She's sure it won't be too serious. She stands, closes the book she's reading, and heads over to the school tent to see what the commotion is all about.

She greets her friends in the tent, before turning to Lady Loveheart.

"First things first, I would like to say that I am proud of all of your efforts to protect Port Obello from the recent threat that plagued it. You've all earned a good rest, so lessons will be picking up a bit after Halloween for a few weeks and then you'll have the rest of Winter off."

Oof. There was some news she needed to hear. Lessons for a few weeks, then take the rest of winter off? Yes, please. She'll gladly take that.

"Speaking of which! Phiona Quinceañera is in 3 days! A big mile stone and the first step to your journey into womanhood, Phiona! I do hope you're excited!"

Phiona giggles, her cheeks turning a bit red.

"I am, Lady Loveheart. Mostly though, I'm just looking forward to a fun day with my friends."

So modest, as always.

"Finally, I think I've come to terms with this. I need help teaching! You're all getting bigger and while it was easier when you were younger, I'm getting older so it would suit me well to have a helping hand around the tent! Which is why I would like to introduce you to your new Professor!"

The Rose Witches turn behind them to see a slender figure in the doorway. Wait... Phiona swears she's seen them somewhere before...

"Hola, Witchlings. It's nice to finally meet all of you. I'm Professor Phillips. I look forward to teaching you all today."

[randum-famdoms]

JK Rowling’s books are a building. And she stopped after creating shitty, waterlogged, deeply structurally unsound blueprints and half the scaffolding. Then left it to the elements (aka her Twitter), damaging it nearly beyond repair.

And the fandom looked at this, and put on hard hats. And they tore down that scaffolding, and took those blueprints and changed it into something that would work, and they built the most beautiful building you’ve ever seen.

The building JK Rowling designed was deeply flawed, it would never pass inspection, it would collapse under its own weight and lack of structural integrity within seconds of being built. The aesthetic design was tragic and hideous and offensive. But the fans looked at all of that, and said to themselves, “this building is fucked up, it will never be good if left like this, and everything about it is terrible and makes zero sense. But goddamnit, I have trauma and I can fix it because it must be done and no one else will.”

JK Rowling may have designed that original building. She may have had the initial idea. She may have built that unfinished scaffolding. She may have drawn those blueprints.

But this building is no longer JK Rowling’s.

[severus-snaps]

i just sent two (2) scary emails. PRAISE ME

[fairydust-stuff]

I’m not denying Snape is a grade A jerk but I’m revisiting Chamber of Secrets and I’m reminded that Snape shot a look that suggested anyone who asked how to teach them how to make Love Potions would be force fed poisen after Lock heart tried to press him to do this. 

I’m just gonna say Snape gave the right reaction to students asking him to teach them how to make magical roofies to drug and possibly assault their fellow classmates . 

Also Lock heart not being fired for this on the spot just speaks volumes about how Messed up the Wizarding world is. 

[mintaikk]

My hatred for English class disappearing after we got to talk about Shakespear and his rampant bisexuality