#potions teacher

[soraya-snape]

Did the wizarding world patronus test again today and got a bat. Was a bit confused (still am) but then I was like “I did think about Sev when they told me to think about my happiest memory.” so I guess I just got my little dungeon bat protecting me from the evil in this world, which is really cute. (I also read a bit about what this Patronus could mean, and at least some things do kinda fit, especially with how my life is currently going).

[iamnmbr3]

we don't talk about this parallel enough

[lilithofpenandbook]

Literally how do you even respond to that?

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

little dude knows things i think

[the-ipre]

as i am watching mismag2, the thing that i keep coming back to as a supplementary material is the magicians (tv show, as i have not read the books but i am Sure that there would be interesting conversations there). taking a children's story (narnia, hp) and pulling it apart to explore the actual consequences of that sort of world! magic isn't easy and it can't solve all your problems but it is magic and that has to count for something! you grow up and the goofs and surreal worldbuilding will actually be given the weight and skepticism and astonishment it deserves!

thinking about magic 'breaking' and trying to find a new source of magic, thinking about evan's wrench wanting to fix things and quentin's minor mendings, just! i am putting these works in conversation with each other

[100jewels-between-teeth]

First time meeting Professor Sharp

[sneverussape]

“it’s just a ruddy snake, minerva, stop shrieking.”

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(it’s a giant ashwinder actually)

[severus-snaps]

i just sent two (2) scary emails. PRAISE ME

[idreamofdraco]

I have a job interview on Friday, so here's a collection of all my coworker or job/work-related Draco/Ginny fics. :)

[missuntitledblog]

I once read a post before, wondering what it would be like Snape teaching Luna potions

midjourney ai generated

[prcttyinpcnk]

"Witchlings! To me please!"

Phiona's ears twitch at the sound of her governess calling for her and her friends. It seems like there is never a dull moment around here. However, compared to everything else that happened recently, She's sure it won't be too serious. She stands, closes the book she's reading, and heads over to the school tent to see what the commotion is all about.

She greets her friends in the tent, before turning to Lady Loveheart.

"First things first, I would like to say that I am proud of all of your efforts to protect Port Obello from the recent threat that plagued it. You've all earned a good rest, so lessons will be picking up a bit after Halloween for a few weeks and then you'll have the rest of Winter off."

Oof. There was some news she needed to hear. Lessons for a few weeks, then take the rest of winter off? Yes, please. She'll gladly take that.

"Speaking of which! Phiona Quinceañera is in 3 days! A big mile stone and the first step to your journey into womanhood, Phiona! I do hope you're excited!"

Phiona giggles, her cheeks turning a bit red.

"I am, Lady Loveheart. Mostly though, I'm just looking forward to a fun day with my friends."

So modest, as always.

"Finally, I think I've come to terms with this. I need help teaching! You're all getting bigger and while it was easier when you were younger, I'm getting older so it would suit me well to have a helping hand around the tent! Which is why I would like to introduce you to your new Professor!"

The Rose Witches turn behind them to see a slender figure in the doorway. Wait... Phiona swears she's seen them somewhere before...

"Hola, Witchlings. It's nice to finally meet all of you. I'm Professor Phillips. I look forward to teaching you all today."

[randum-famdoms]

JK Rowling’s books are a building. And she stopped after creating shitty, waterlogged, deeply structurally unsound blueprints and half the scaffolding. Then left it to the elements (aka her Twitter), damaging it nearly beyond repair.

And the fandom looked at this, and put on hard hats. And they tore down that scaffolding, and took those blueprints and changed it into something that would work, and they built the most beautiful building you’ve ever seen.

The building JK Rowling designed was deeply flawed, it would never pass inspection, it would collapse under its own weight and lack of structural integrity within seconds of being built. The aesthetic design was tragic and hideous and offensive. But the fans looked at all of that, and said to themselves, “this building is fucked up, it will never be good if left like this, and everything about it is terrible and makes zero sense. But goddamnit, I have trauma and I can fix it because it must be done and no one else will.”

JK Rowling may have designed that original building. She may have had the initial idea. She may have built that unfinished scaffolding. She may have drawn those blueprints.

But this building is no longer JK Rowling’s.

[fairydust-stuff]

I’m not denying Snape is a grade A jerk but I’m revisiting Chamber of Secrets and I’m reminded that Snape shot a look that suggested anyone who asked how to teach them how to make Love Potions would be force fed poisen after Lock heart tried to press him to do this. 

I’m just gonna say Snape gave the right reaction to students asking him to teach them how to make magical roofies to drug and possibly assault their fellow classmates . 

Also Lock heart not being fired for this on the spot just speaks volumes about how Messed up the Wizarding world is. 

[mintaikk]

My hatred for English class disappearing after we got to talk about Shakespear and his rampant bisexuality

[eynnwwyjth]

Divus Crewel aesthetic

Fashion diva to the bone, and smarter than we know. Listen well pups.

[burynr08]

Blood Ties and Betrayal, Book Four

Chapter 13: Resurrection

(Severus Snape x OC)

The unnatural lights of an insomniac city allowed an easy journey for the Dark Lord's daughter on the streets of St. Petersburg. The brightly colored buildings were familiar to her now, having visited the Hermitage many times. Yet as she pushed through clusters of Muggles enjoying the cloudless night, she couldn't still the rapid beating of her heart.

She had no idea how many Saints were captured or dead. Khristina hadn't made this sound like a suicide mission, yet Romily was in danger. She would never forgive herself if something happened to her friend while fighting someone else's war.

Her worries were interrupted by flashes of a blonde witch and black-haired wizard entangled on her loveseat. As fast as the fresh images entered her infuriated mind she banished them. She could not afford such a distraction, not now.

The Auror that granted her entry into the Duma's innards was perplexed by her presence. Nonetheless, he escorted her to the minister's office with little argument. His suspicious side glances caused Boros to hiss in a warning.

*Link to continue reading*