#posting dumb shit

[i-drop-art-in-your-asks]

It's coming...

HAPPY HALL-THANKS-CHRIST-NEW-TINE'S SEASON EVERYBODY!!

[i-drop-art-in-your-asks]

Saw this two posts down from where I was on my dash when I saw this meme

[i-drop-art-in-your-asks]

Just a thing I stole and edited

Don't remember the original post bc it's been a while but it was the "they don't know I've been following them for 3 days" "that's *nameguy* he's been following us for 3 days" meme and had most of this shit...

All I did was change "following" to "creeping on", added some (un)necessary captions such as "srry wot" and "*horny elf sounds*"

I also redrew the bodies of Gandalf and Frodo(is that the name of this guy? IDR), and made slight alterations to gollum (changed his cup to a phone with camera flash on, changed hand position)

[i-drop-art-in-your-asks]

[jellyjamheadobb]

[itsfunny-bcitstrue]

🧎🏽🧎🏽

[wolgerrswraith]

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

[ahahnopenope]

here's the picture i couldn't get out of my head

[iwillwringyourneck]

[raineyy]

Rb for daily health and prosperity

[i-drop-art-in-your-asks]

I thought they stuffed you in a sarcophagus and stole your skin

they have less guts than zombies do, so maybe they just dissect you steal your organs and then mummify you and leave you in their place

I've given myself a mental image of a mummy stealing my brain using that hook thing that ancient Egyptians used to shove up the noses of their dead 💀

[runningwithscizzorz]

So how about that live stream? We all freaking out over Narinder's picture framed on the Lamb's desk?🤣 💥Slightly suggestive drawing below because it was five in the morning and I hadn't slept at all💥

[i-drop-art-in-your-asks]

Manager had me put a sign up over the dish sink at work.

I decided to add a little bit of funny to it

Don't feed the Drain Ogre...

He's trying to build an indoor swamp...

If you want soggy swamp sandwiches, go down the road a little... This is Jimmy John's, not Swampy Sam's

[vilochkaaa]

hell yeah😼🔥

[jellyjamheadobb]

Good job citizen. Now go drink some water and sit outside with a book.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.