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i-drop-art-in-your-asks · 1 year ago
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Manager had me put a sign up over the dish sink at work.
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I decided to add a little bit of funny to it
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Don't feed the Drain Ogre...
He's trying to build an indoor swamp...
If you want soggy swamp sandwiches, go down the road a little... This is Jimmy John's, not Swampy Sam's
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pickledbutt · 1 year ago
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Deadass just finished Baki and the only thing on my mind is "why was the fight between Baki and Yujiro so sexually charged" . Am I the only one thinking that? Am I the only one who wants to see both Baki and Yujiro as Sub? Is my brain just rotting?
I NEED ANSWERS!!
Also I get that everything in Baki has sexual undertones, or rather the way they talk makes it somewhat sexual but still!!
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squishysoftmonsters · 1 year ago
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Imagine types
[NSFW] Meaning Naughty
[Fluff] Simply sweet wholesome vibes
[Fluff?] Kinda questionable but still cute
Imagines [FULL!🥵]
Tongue/Tentacle
You mean Everything [Fluff]
Tongue Summon [NSFW]
Failed Spell [NSFW]
Tentacle Girlfriend [NSFW]
Tentacle Husband [NSFW]
Tentacle Husband 1 [NSFW]
Good Samaritan [NSFW]
Otherworldly Rock [NSFW]
Carrier [NSFW]
Kid Kraken [NSFW]
The Tentacle Song [Fluff?]
Let Me Love You [NSFW]
Good Morning Stretch [NSFW]
Did You Cook? [NSFW]
Ghost
Ghost House [NSFW]
Ghost Top [NSFW]
Paranormal Orgy [NSFW]
Tentacle Ghost GF [NSFW]
To Catch a Ghost [NSFW]
One on One [NSFW]
No Chores Please [NSFW]
Werewolf
Sub Wolf [NSFW]
Furry Booty Slap [Fluff?]
Tired Hubby [Fluff?]
Magic Pregnancies [Fluff?]
Muzzled Partner [NSFW]
Desperate Human [NSFW]
Prized Human [NSFW]
You Don't Smell Like Me! [NSFW]
Dedicated Husband [NSFW]
Hide and Seek [NSFW]
Chill Wolf [Fluff]
Cuddly Sexy Boy [Fluff?]
Slime
Symbiote Slime Tentacle [NSFW]
Egg Beast [NSFW]
Breeding Frenzy [NSFW]
Radioactive Seed [NSFW]
Slime Birth Boyfriend [NSFW]
Slime Performer [NSFW]
Seductive Slime [NSFW]
Moth
Dom Moth [NSFW]
First Child [NSFW]
Moth Praise [Fluff?]
Abduction [NSFW]
Bearer [NSFW]
Vampire
First Date [NSFW]
Cooking [NSFW]
Helping The Count [NSFW]
Booba [Fluff?]
Drained but Loved [Fluff?]
Ogre
Breakfast [NSFW]
Mermen/Naga/Snake
The Heat [NSFW]
Dom Serpent Merman [NSFW]
Lucky Catch [NSFW]
Naga Lovin' [NSFW]
Merfolk Lust [NSFW]
WTF is wrong with you? [NSFW]
Mermeat [NSFW]
Singer [NSFW]
Sacrificial Offering [NSFW]
Seduced and Used [NSFW]
Alien
Alien Boyfriend [NSFW]
Overstimulation [NSFW]
Twisted Disneyland Guide [NSFW]
Loving you FOR you [Fluff]
Alien Husband [NSFW]
Alien Mother [NSFW]
Alien Girlfriend [NSFW]
Secret Admirer [NSFW]
Alien Girlfriend 1 [NSFW]
Alien Wife Shenanigans [NSFW]
Carpenter For Hire [Fluff?]
Werebear
Forest Meeting [NSFW]
Succubi/Angel/Demon
First Lick [NSFW]
Warfare [NSFW]
Slave to Lover [NSFW]
Unholy Coupling [NSFW]
Water
Bubbly Love [NSFW]
Harpy
Human Kidnapping [NSFW]
No love Today [Fluff?]
Body Worship [Fluff]
Stretched and Bred [NSFW]
Dragon
How to Train your Dragon [NSFW]
How to Tame your Human [NSFW]
To be a Queen for a Dragon [NSFW]
Plant
I REALLY like you! [NSFW]
A lick from Me to You [Fluff]
What it's like to be a Botanist [NSFW]
Demanding Plant [NSFW]
Orc
Hairy Hugs[Fluff]
Minotaur
Face Seat [Fluff?]
Taking it Easy [Fluff]
Gryphon
Just Wingin' It [NSFW]
Uncategorized
Keepin' it Warm [NSFW]
Therapy Monsters [Fluff]
Tender Nabbing [Fluff]
Party Hard [Fluff?]
No,You Can't come! [Fluff?]
Trying to Summon a Boyfriend [NSFW]
Kobold Pet [NSFW]
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chuckeroo777 · 6 months ago
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Laios got Eaten AU Chapters 53-85
Chapters 1-52 <- Be sure to read part 1. Falin being alive does cause some ripple effects which will continue in this part.
Welcome back! Today we continue where the anime cut off. We'll be going all the way to right before the final confrontation. (Mainly because I haven't figured out how to resolve that yet. I might do two versions, a good end, and a bad end.)
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Let's get going! Massive spoiler warning for canon, if it wasn't obvious.
Chapter 53-54:
Same as canon.
Chapter 55:
Everything is mostly the same except Laios shows up instead of Falin. When escaping, Laios is much less gentle with Thistle.
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Falin gets turned into a gnome by the giant changling. She is quite smitten by ogre Marcille, though she tries to hide it.
While Seshi and Chilchuck prepare the burgers, Falin assists with the ointment. With her healing expertise, it turns out even better, and she prevents Senshi from using it to cook.
Chapter 56:
Chilchuck has been noticeably grumpier than usual. Not only has Marcille been bugging him about his wife, but the tension between Marcille and Falin is really getting on his nerves. As before, he claims to have cheated to shut her up.
They spot the bicorn and Falin looks it up in the guide. They come up with the plan to be sinful.
When doing envy, Marcille can't help but be annoyed how Chilchuck has been giving her and Falin such judgemental looks, but then he goes and flirts with Senshi.
Without Laios, greed is a little tricky. Falin yoinks Ambrosia, and plays keep-away for a bit. She's giggling so much, she nearly forgets about the bicorn.
Then Lust gets brought up. Chilchuck and Izutsumi stare at Falin and Marcille, but before they can defend themselves, Senshi points out that it isn't lust when it's between two people who respect each other. Marcille then tentatively suggests that maybe Chilchuck's infidelity counts.
After Chilchuck gets attacked, Falin and Senshi rush into action. Falin can't body check it, but a mace to the face has the same effect. They manage to restrain it, then Senshi beheads it.
Falin is very impressed by Marcille's romantic acumen. Chilchuck is mostly left wondering why the romance expert is having such trouble admitting her feelings.
Chapter 57:
The dullahan is a type of ghost, so Falin has no trouble warding it off.
Much to Marcille's chagrin, Senshi decides to start with the head, since those parts don't preserve as well as the muscle.
Chapter 58-59:
When Senshi is discovered, it's Chilchuck who fills the party in about succubi. Unlike Laios, Falin doesn't rush off to grab milk, but she does start sweating profusely.
Thanks to there being three of them conscious in the room, they last a bit longer against the succubi, but when a succubus appears targeting Falin, things quickly break down.
Falin's succubus... is Marcille. But not merely Marcille. Due to a rather lonely childhood, Falin has a few fetishes she had been repressing. The succubus reflecting them for all to see. If she hadn't had her life force drained, she would probably have fainted from the shame and embarrassment.
Izutsumi saves the day, and everyone slowly recovers.
Marcille and Falin are mortified, and can barely even look at each other. Chilchuck finally reaches his breaking point and demands that the two of them talk about their feelings instead of continuing to bottle them up.
They end up having a heartwarming conversation where they confess their feelings. Marcille confesses that she always felt caring and protective of Falin, but the strangely fluctuating age gap made her way too uncomfortable to admit she was developing romantic feelings. But now that they are both adults, she wants to give this a try. Falin confesses that she always admired Marcille and wanted to get closer, but Marcille kept (unintentionally) rejecting her advances, so she just assumed she wasn't into her, which is why she stopped trying. Falin is so glad she was wrong. The two share a loving hug.
Chilchuck is happy for them to finally have these feelings out in the open, and they don't seem to be the sort that used to cause issues in his old groups. However, as the resident dad, he puts his foot down and insists that until this adventure is over, no sleeping together.
Speaking of sleeping together, that reminds Marcille of the dream she had while unconscious.
Chapter 60:
Marcille's dream with the Lion is similar to Laios', but with a few key differences.
Instead of appealing to Laios' care for the monsters and environment, the lion talks about how it IS the power of the dungeon. The power that the ancients discovered and misused. The very power that Marcille has desperately been looking for.
This is all very tempting for her, but she's still uncertain about becoming queen of the golden country, so the lion creates the hypothetical dream.
Marcille 'wakes' to find herself in bed with Falin. After changing out of their pajamas, they explore with the lion. Marcille's kingdom is a place where all the races are treated equally, with magic prolonging their lives to match hers.
She has also incorporated her ideas about a 'safe dungeon', expanding on the golden country's monster domestication to allow the harvesting of all sorts of useful things. Laios is in charge of this program.
Overall, it's all very nice and reasonable. As the audience, we know the lion will actually convince her to try and envelop the world, but for now the scope is realistic.
Marcille doesn't remember most of the dream, but relates that the lion is watching them through Falin's pearlipede. She talks a little about the 'safe dungeon' stuff, but keeps the whole age equalization thing close to her chest. And of course, beware the canaries.
Chapter 61:
Mostly the same, though Kabru's reaction to having to eat monsters is a little less severe. He hates it, but Falin and her group seemed sane enough. He isn't worried about going insane like Laios, he's just severely repulsed by it.
Kabru's nightmare is about the Laigon, stalking and hunting him down before eating him whole. Somehow, despite the massive changes, Kabru still manages to be disgusted yet intrigued about Laios.
Chapter 62:
The first half is identical, with Mithrun's story.
But when they start talking about Falin, that's when they get a bit confused. Despite Kabu's skill, he couldn't get a good read on Falin's desires. She is friendly and kind and thinks monsters are neat, but he's really unsure what would happen if she became lord of the dungeon. The only strong desire Kabru could identify was her unyielding determination to save her brother.
Mithrun begins to suspect that Falin isn't the one the demon is targeting, but unfortunately, Kabru doesn't know enough about the rest of the party to deduce who it could be.
Once the bell goes off, Kabru isn't worried about Falin, but with the demon involved, and so many unknown variables, he decides to go after them.
Chapter 63:
Falin's pearlipede leads them to Thistle's house, and they cautiously make their way in after shooting the bird.
The phoenix proves difficult, but Falin's flame wards buy them enough time to realize it's keeping its distance from the table with the bodies. They manage to weaponize Yaad and defeat and eat the bird.
Chapter 64-65:
Marcille wrenches open the book and they meet the lion. They begin thinking of a way to take down the Laigon.
Falin points out that if the Laigon is hanging out with Thistle, then it hasn't been sleeping or hunting, so her brother is probably really hungry. Senshi points out that flight is very energetically demanding too, and his mouth is real small.
They quickly get to work. The rest of this chapter and chapter 65 are skipped, since they still have plenty of bicorn meat. Notably, due to the Laigon being able to fly, they will arrive quicker, but the gang doesn't need to hunt, so it works out.
Chapter 66:
Between his panicking and self-harm, Thistle takes a bit longer to figure out what to do, since the Laigon doesn't comfort him like the Faligon did.
Chapter 67:
As they watch Thistle and the Laigon arrive, Falin is having second thoughts. Seeing him again is making her think about the plan to eat the dragon parts later. After all, isn't this exactly what Laios always wanted? But can he even survive on the surface like that? What if they save and restore him... and he's furious with her for ruining his dream.
The Laigon takes the bait and excitedly (and messily) devours the bicorn curry and rice. He then curls up and goes to sleep.
Unlike Laios, Falin doesn't consider that the chimera might have more than one brain. Tears in her eyes, she carefully approaches, and swings her mace-staff with all her might.
Falin breaks down crying. Marcille sees the results, and heals Laios' fractured head without reviving him. Now he's just sleeping. After a group hug to comfort her, Falin redoubles her determination, and they go to confront Thistle.
Chapter 68:
Identical, other than some slight name-drop changes.
Chapter 69:
Marcille has long term plans for being dungeon lord, but for now they plan to just use it to help Laios.
Falin isn't surprised to hear that Marcille is a half-elf. She suspected for a while. However, Thistle's callous taunting quickly pisses her off, and when he mentions the sterility, he nearly falls over as a stone spike erupts through the table and nearly impales him.
Infuriated, Thistle warps the room and unleashes the dragons.
The rest of the chapter plays out the same, with everyone getting separated. Falin escapes to the shelf, but everyone else gets got.
Chapter 70:
As the dragons begin fighting each other, Falin hides behind some bowls and starts chanting something while keeping an eye on Thistle.
Once he is distracted shouting orders at the dragons, she takes careful aim with her staff, and unleashes her spell, teleporting right behind Thistle, and disarming him. She may not be as burly as Laios, but Falin is a tough girl, and is easily able to overpower the elf twink.
Chapter 71:
She ties him up to her back and starts retrieving everyone's bodies.
Thistle cries fraud, and Falin explains that teleportation is actually a fairly recent invention. No wonder Thistle was terrified of Mithrun. This is the sort of magic not even the ancients were aware of.
Falin is still furious at Thistle, but decides to make a deal with him. He may choose. Either she kills him, and the party does as they please, or he may dispel the dragons and restore the room, and remain as their prisoner. If he does this, he has her word that they will do nothing to harm the people of the golden country.
Chapter 72:
Thistle, terrified what they may do to his people (An empty implied threat, but Thistle doesn't know that), reluctantly agrees. She lets him have his book just long enough to dispel his magic (Under threat that she'll teleport a rock into his head if he doesn't return it right away. Another empty threat), then she ties him up again, using proper rope, so he can't even move.
Falin revives the rest of the party. Marcille is very distraught that she died, and hugs Falin tightly. They are all very impressed that Falin managed to pull it off.
The lion is miffed that it can't feed on Thistle's desires while its current marks are watching. To make matters worse, Marcille is in no hurry to unseal the book, slamming it shut so she can rest after being revived.
Marcille and Falin talk about half-elves while Isutsumi and Chilchuck go grab drinks. Thistle continues to seethe.
Senshi prepares the tiny green dragon. He doesn't have the plant nectar, but it still turns out great. They feed some to the tied up Thistle. He reluctantly admits it's pretty good.
The gang take shifts over the night to watch the prisoner. As a curse of immortality person, Thistle doesn't need to sleep.
Chapter 73-74:
Marcille wakes up with a massive hangover. For a moment, she conflates a dream she had with last night, and panics that her first 'time' with Falin wasn't in her right mind.
Kabru arrives with the canaries. No one knows about Marcille's black magic, and Falin is pretty reasonable, so Kabru is optimistic about this meeting between them and the canaries.
Izutsumi and Marcille hide upstairs, Senshi prepares tea stuff, and Thistle sits in the corner, still seething.
Negotiations... go shockingly well! The canaries are impressed they were able to capture Thistle alive, and after a little questioning, it's clear Falin hasn't fallen under the dungeon's spell. They are a little grossed out by the bavarois, but most adventurers are a little weird.
When Falin mentions the lion, Kabru asks for permission to explain the danger. After all, the reason demon discussion is banned is to hide the existence of wish granting, and they already know about that part.
With Chilchuck and Kabru's help, Falin ends up coming to a very satisfactory deal with the elves. They will hand over Thistle and the books, on the condition that the canaries' forces provide all the assistance they can in preserving, transporting, and eating Laios. Falin is even able to cite the phoenix as evidence that this plan is viable.
Falin and Pattadol shake on it, and everyone is excited that the danger has passed.
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Unfortunately, this premature happy ending is disrupted by something everyone forgot about.
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Falin's pearlipede is privy to this entire conversation. And so is the lion. It manages to pop out of the unsealed half, and warns Marcille about the canaries, fueling her fear, and when Mithrun breaks into her room as the negotiations are being finalized, Marcille panics and unseals the lion.
Chapter 75:
Chaos erupts in the house as no one is quite sure what is going on. The canaries rush upstairs to help Mithrun, but they fail to stop Marcille before she declares her lordship.
The canaries are attacked by giant spiders while Marcille absconds. She vanishes before Falin or the others can see her. Falin's party heads upstairs to find Marcille, but only find dead spiders and wrapped up elves.
Chapter 76:
They help Lycion and Kabru carry everyone outside, including Thistle. Lycion fills Falin in on what happened upstairs and she is mortified. They leave Thistle with them, and head out into the remixed dungeon to try and find Marcille and talk her down.
Chapter 77-78:
Everyone receives word that Falin has taken down the lord of the dungeon.
When the chaos starts to unfold, Flamela receives an update from Lycion. Negotiations had been going well with Falin, but a member of her party went rogue, and is now the lord.
With Falin's party confirmed to be working to stop Marcille, the canaries do not attack them, instead focusing on finding Marcille.
Worried that the elves will kill Marcille, Namari, Toshiro, and the Orcs head out to try and find Marcille or Falin first.
Chapter 79-80:
Marcille has approximately 25% less longing in her eyes as she stares at Laios frozen in ice.
Not being in quite the same rush as canon, they don't accidentally fall in the water, instead running down the stairs.
They find the mushrooms and retrieve their stuff. The familiars are disconcerting, but at least they are ostensibly on their side.
They attempt to head in the direction the mushrooms were heading, but don't get far before hitting a dead end. As they try to figure out what to do, a massive flying snake pounces and gobbles them up.
The party panics as the long thin chamber begins to slowly fill with fluid. With the mouth clamped shut, they decide to run as far back as they can. Falin is pretty sure intestines don't have acid, right?
After a harrowing few minutes, they are pooped out in Marcille's front yard.
After reuniting and bathing, Falin tells Marcille about their deal with the canaries, and implores Marcille to reconsider.
Marcille refuses and reveals her dream. Falin doesn't laugh at her, but is concerned. She remembers how miserable the people of the golden country were. Surely the dungeon's power can only extend lives through that same curse.
Notably, due to not eating Thistle, the lion is still in its quadrupedal form. The lion does its best to convince Falin and the others, but after what Kabru told them about the demon, it rings pretty hollow.
Falin refuses to help the demon, not wanting Marcille to become another Thistle.
Marcille is upset, and decides she can make her dream come true by herself. She has the gang confined to the kitchen. She'll do it herself, and they'll see how lovely her dream is later.
Chapter 81:
Falin has no idea what kind of monster Donato is.
Operation Hometown Cuisine proceeds as normal, though Falin doesn't have the realization about Marcille's fears, since she didn't pry into her nightmare.
After failing her persuasion roll on Marcille, Falin gets fed up and grabs Donato's hand, then teleports the doppelganger out of the tree.
Chapter 82:
Identical.
Chapter 83:
Mostly the same. Kabru isn't a prisoner. While the canaries prepare to fight the monster army, they have Kabru escort Thistle to the entrance. Thistle is mostly just resigned at this point. He spots the golden country as part of the new patchwork dungeon, and notices it is off in the corner away from the action. At least Marcille isn't putting them in danger.
Kabru meets up with Toshiro, Namari, and the orcs.
Chapter 84:
Ofc Falin also comes up with the mushroom disguises. Toshiro isn't sure how to feel seeing Falin dressed as a big dumb shroom.
Falin frantically explains how she's pretty sure the lion had been grooming Marcille to be the lord the whole time. That's why she's so out of control.
Lycion explains that when things get this bad, the only solution is to kill the dungeon lord. Thistle calls bullshit. He lost the position without being killed. Lycion clarifies that as long as the demon supports them, there is no other solution.
So Falin proposes they deal with the demon itself.
Lycion shoots that down too. As everyone heads out to fight the monsters, Falin is left despondent.
At Marcille's behest, the lion possesses the pearlipede, engulfing her arm, and speaks to Falin. It tries to convince her to join Marcille. After all, don't they love each other? Chilchuck retorts that if you really love someone, both sides have to be willing to compromise.
The lion tries another tactic. It asks about their favorite foods. Falin's favorite food is ice cream, particularly a swirl of orange sherbet and vanilla ice cream. (If she had been given the chance, she would have discovered exorcism sorbet to be her favorite.)
Unlike Laios, who realizes the lion's weakness in this fight, Falin is just left feeling even more hopeless. But ultimately, she decides to head for Marcille, not knowing what else to do.
Chapter 85:
Falin is quite delighted to see Laios, and is sure it means Marcille isn't too far gone.
Things proceed mostly the same, except Falin again poofs the doppelgangers away. As the party keeps climbing towards Marcille, Falin throws out the armor piercing questions. If Marcille is so callous to create fake versions of her parents, why not just create fake versions of her friends that agree with her dream.
Because a fake isn't the real thing. And what Falin wants is Marcille. The real Marcille.
Marcille starts to break down, admitting that the whole reason she's doing this is because she can't stand the thought of losing Falin and the rest of her friends.
Falin gently embraces Marcille, and explains. If Marcille spends all her time worrying about when their time together will end, then they won't get to enjoy the time they do have together. As they look deep into each other's eyes, Marcille's eyes swimming with tears, she leans forward and-
Senshi ruins the moment by explaining that they already know how to live longer healthier lives. A BALANCED DIET! A HEALTHY CIRCADIAN RHYTHM! AND MODERATE EXERCISE.
The moment is ruined, but it's okay. Marcille clings to Falin as she can't help but laugh as she sobs. Falin smiles and gently rubs Marcille's back. Everything finally feels like it's going to be okay.
Right?
Chapter 86-Finale
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theprincessboi · 9 days ago
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The Princess is a Vampire!
No one's ever seen her in person, so the rumors are numerous. Her siblings are always in the public eye, mostly to distract from her missing presence, but the gossip persists. No one can decide on why she's hidden away in her room, to where most of the servants have never even seen her. Perhaps she's a hideous ogre and a great shame upon the royal family, or maybe she's too beautiful to be shared with the peasantry.
In truth, she bore a curse: one that left her sickly and weak, ghostly pale, and unable to walk in the sun.
And above all, a hunger for blood.
Of all the sordid secrets of the royal family, this is their most closely guarded. The king and queen love their daughter dearly, but if anyone were to discover her condition, then she would surely be hunted and slain. So only her closest guardians are to know, the head maid and her daughters, and her personal guard. They protect this secret, they protect their princess, and perhaps most importantly, sate her hunger.
The head maid sees the princess as one of her own children, caring for her, supporting her, bathing her, and caring for any of her needs. This does include rolling up her sleeve on occasion, sliding a blade along her arm, and allowing the poor girl to drink. Of course, such an intimate experience also leads to certain... feelings in the young girl... So most times during a feeding, the maid will notice a tent forming in the princess's gown, and take it up on herself to relieve the poor needy thing~
This often results in the princess seeking out the older woman's breast and suckling as her girlcock is stroked, and though her breast may be barren, a vampire has ways of finding drink~
As for the guard...
Most say the princess spends all day and night locked in her chambers, but some whisper about shadows drifting across the castle grounds when most should be asleep.
Everyone needs fresh air, so, long after most have fallen asleep, the princess is free to wander the grounds as long as she brings her escort.
Her guard was once a valiant soldier leading the charge in many wars long past. Her body is scarred and her skin is rough, and her face seems trapped in a perpetual grimace. At least, to most who know her.
But her days of war are long gone, and now her purpose is not to kill, but to protect the girl before her, ghostly skin sparkling like diamonds under the moonlight.
Eventually the girl wears herself out and the two cuddle under a bench, quietly gazing up at the stars together. She might wonder what the sun is like, but at least here, it's quiet.
But their cuddling never remains innocent, especially not when the princess is straddling her knight and pawing at her armor, and it's not long before the older woman's body is exposed for wide, searching eyes.
And now the girl is on her knees, hungrily devouring the pussy of her protector, her heroine. And her knight struggles to hold herself together, glad the light is dim, or else her flustered and blushing face would be noticed by her charge. The humiliation of so easily being conquered by the crawling and feral beast too much to bear.
But it's over the moment she feels two sharp pricks in her thigh. The princess's hunger must be fulfilled in every way, and the knight can't help but let out a guttural moan as she's drained, the moon the only other witness as the girl's face is splashed by her juices.
The princess has long wished for the world beyond those stone walls, but she will always find a way to enjoy herself~
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blazeball · 22 days ago
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TOP 10 BUG EMOJIS THAT WILL BE ADDED IN 2025:
10) scale insect
9) snake mantis
8) spiny orb weaver
7) banana slug
6) wheel bug
5) spricket
4) owlfly
3) drain fly
2) firebrat
AND NUMBER 1: THE HUMBLE OGRE FACED SPIDER
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unsoundedcomic · 3 months ago
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What more can you tell us about the mountain ogre caverns? How well mapped out are they? Do most people even know that they exist? Are all of them equally dangerous, or are some regions relatively safe? I was just thinking about these today, and I need to know.
Oh, sure, the ogre caverns are a fact of the world. So much so that people don't generally call them "ogre caverns"; they're just caverns :) All the continent was formed when the mountain ogres collapsed and settled into a massive ol' corpse pile. They broke down, crumbled, and the spaces their bodies created became the cave system of Kasslyne. The top was weathered over long centuries, cut through by rivers, eroded by the oceans, sprouted greenery and trees. Looks just like our own landscape. But get underground where the original shapes are preserved, and you can walk miles of stony intestines, excavate massive hearts, pry encrusted jewel formations from ancient, quiet brains.
The deeper you go, the colder it gets, and the more the forms break down. Eventually you'll find vast seas of fine sand where all the ogres' blood has drained. This is what humans use to craft First Glass. Beneath the sandsea, supposedly, lies the path to the Coldlands. No one is entirely sure if this really exists, it's only spoken of by certain senet beasts, but many have disappeared in search of it and never returned.
Like our own caves and caverns, you can get lost in them, or a collapse can happen, so any spelunking carries risk. There are creatures like varpies and redcaps, that we saw in chapter 14, and even senet beasts who are down there hiding from people, and don't take kindly to visits. And of course, there are inak. And humans have not made them their friends either.
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y-rhywbeth2 · 1 year ago
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Put it down as a coincidence (and it's just game limitations, but hush) but the party has no reactions when:
Astarion drains you dry and leaves the (obviously a victim of a vampire) corpse out in the open where everyone in camp can see it.
Durge starts eating dwarf flesh in front of them
Any comment made about cannibalism in dialogue
You agree to pay the ogres by letting them eat your enemies.
You have a conversation with Astarion in the middle of camp, where everyone can hear you, about the possibility of eating the rest of the party. Bonus points for Durge, again, who'd rather eat their flesh than simply drink their blood.
You all need to be less okay with eating people.
Meanwhile, they can accept cannibalism but they draw the line at licking dead spiders...
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hermitcraftheadcanons · 10 months ago
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Skizzekai Au Masterpost
Teaser Intro Post
Intro, Rules, and Premise
Clarification on Skizz and Joel
Character and Group Summary
Second Masterpost with later headcanons because we hit the link limit
A compilation of all asks from the Skizzekai Community AU. Asks below the cut.
AU END DATE: JUNE 1ST
More discussion available on the discord!
Canon Asks:
Tango fire magic
Undead ruler Cleo and half-ghost Joe
Formerly-evil demon Impulse
Drowned Gem
Joe used to be human
Death's apprentice Zedaph
Bard Wels
Ice kingdom Iskall
Fae Queen Stress and bodyguard Iskall
Travelling merchants Cub, Scar, and False
Helpful miner TFC
Vampire (?) Mumbo
Cub and Scar are fae
Not-short plant magic Bdubs
Moth fae Pearl
Skizz got his Name taken
Pearl as a former corrupt queen
Skizz might not stay human
Pre-isekai Skizz characterization
Ogre Joel
Former king of Undead Republic, Ren
Formerly human Gem puts a bounty out on Skizz
Pirate False
Grian is weird
Skizz is a magic sponge
Jungle guardian Bdubs
Scar took Skizz's name, Familiar Jellie
7 foot tall Etho, same species as Bdubs
Skizz's magic necklace
Selkie pirate Wels
Construct Etho
Elaboration on Etho and Bdubs
Xisuma and bones
Joel's multiple transformations
Skizz connecting to the world
Xisuma was formerly a puddle of nothing
God of the night Mumbo
Skizz grows wings
Skizz has dragonfly wings
Joe Hills from Nashville, Tennessee
Joel's kingdom
Tango magic cards
NHO jungle guardians
Skizz necklace mechanics
Kaiju size Doc
Cleo's kingdom has underground tunnels
Unicorn Keralis
Impulse's change of sides
Skizz's sleeveless suit
xB is not the lake princess
Grian is like a bug
Nobody knows how Skizz is meant to save the world
Cleo's kingdom has sculk
Skizz keeps a journal
False is hunting Skizz because of Gem's bounty
Changeling-deal Hypno with an artifact to stay human
More Unicorn Keralis details
we have enough humans already!
Skizz embraces his change
Magic system details
Slime guy Jevin
Doc constantly changes
Etho and Bdubs auras
Xisuma shares his bones
Evil in the Ice Kingdom, and Iskall as an energy source
Grian is REALLY weird
The great evil is draining magic
How magic Feels
Details on Hypno's anti-magic artifact
Skizz is fine with being summoned
Skizz wing details
Scar keeps letting Skizz go
Gem backstory and motivations
More Gem details
Gem used to have wings
Skizz's life before summoning
Jevin is made out of magic
Hypno backstory
War of the Watchers book came with Skizz
Alternates:
Goddess Pearl
Juppet
Powerless fae Jellie
Tango was Skizz's best friend in the other world
Hermits have versions in both worlds
Zookeeper Scar
Skizz as an experiment
Joe is the only remaining hero of many
Skizz's summoner is a bone guy
A clearer prophecy
Wels stole False's reflection
xB actually IS the lake princess (joke)
Explosive Etho
Merchant Mumbo
Pearl and Skizz pen pals
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rivetgoth · 6 months ago
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I have definitely talked about this song before on here but I've been having a bit of a Greater Wrong of the Right moment. Oldschool Charheads know that this is one of my all-time favorite albums and has been for the better part of a decade, but I genuinely feel like Goneja is like, one of the top 10, maybe even top 5, Skuppy tracks ever, which I think (?) is a pretty esoteric opinion, since the post-Doomsday stuff doesn't tend to get nearly as much love.
Buuut it's just so good man. It's like, for lack of a better word I'd call it the thesis of the album. This might be a kinda scattered "analysis" but I think GWOTR is an album that reflects a lot of growth and maturity from Ogre (and cEv, but I'm talking lyrically right now so sorry lol)--That isn't to say that the pre-Doomsday stuff is "immature," but I think there's a kind of normal timeline of human experience and psychology present in the evolution of Ogre's lyrics and demeanor over time, with the early Skuppy stuff being much more proactive and angry, and later Skuppy stuff being much more reflective. Like, lyrics that go from "This thing sucks" to "What can be done about this thing, how do we react to it, what does this say about the world."
Anyway, I think GWOTR spends a lot of time reflecting on this change as lyrics span across a bunch of the songs about sitting there, literally sitting, and sort of acknowledging or not acknowledging the horrors of the world: "Sit and feel absolutely zero suffering / A condition worth denying," "In the place of safety I am fortunate to be alive." A lot of this is (and the album title evokes this too, and the stage show) implicitly about the state of international affairs in the US at the time, post 9/11, the Bush Administration, and the horrors taking place overseas by hand and dollar of the US militia. Reflecting on the helplessness of being within the country of origin, far away from the actual traumas taking place. To return to what I said above about that "proactive and angry" vs "reflective" statement, consider the lyrics of songs like VX Gas Attack or Second Tooth versus lyrics like Use Less or DaddyuWarbash, where we shift from talking about the war itself to talking about being a citizen of the country propagating it: "Doesn't concern me / Under a flag free / Are we all completely useless?," "We remove ourselves from the war / Looking from a distance, sanitized / Wash your hands and feel it / The dirt is down the drain."
I also don't think it's coincidence that this album and all that it represents and speaks on was the first Skinny Puppy album since both Ogre and cEvin got clean from harder drugs and got more into weed. I think this album sonically has this sort of long, winding, whirring sound I'd associate specifically with a weed high, and obviously Goneja by name is a play on ganja (though as a SoCal resident I used to try to read it as go-neigh-ha until I realized, LMAO), so it's asking you to be aware of the presence of marijuana within the song and the album as a whole. So I think Goneja kind of is a coalescence of the impact weed has on the album and the larger themes of the lyrics of the album, and serves as probably the most personal, or introspective track on the album, with this kind of dreamlike, erratic sound, simultaneously slow and mellow but with scattered, jumbled, almost-nonsense lyrics that shift into one another as the song progresses. I always felt the song was representational of getting way too high and way too stuck in your own head, and the way your thoughts start to warp, and you start thinking about all of these terrible things, and all of these dark moments in your own life, and these dark moments in history, and become wrapped up in how weird and fucked up the world is. "I wish I wouldn't live in newspapers" is one of the final statements of the song and I think THAT is kind of the thesis of the album right there. That feeling trapped by the world, the news, the information being fed to you, all of the horrors, how much bigger it is than you, how helpless and oppressive it feels. For Ogre, he'd spent, what, 20 years at this point making a career of speaking on all of those horrors? And to what end? Has anything changed for the better? Is there a point to this at all? Are we all completely useless?
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giggly-squiggily · 11 months ago
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Weekly Basis (Fire Force)
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Heyo! :D I missed my boys, and now here they are kjejakrkjearjkeaj I was fangirling with Nym (@intheticklecloset) recently over these two and Fire Force as a whole- one thing led to another and boom! This fic was born! I hope y'all like it! :D
Summary: Arthur and Shinra have weekly tickle fights. That's it- that's the fic
It was Arthur’s fault, naturally. He usually was the one to start these fights.
“Begone devil, or I’ll be forced to cut you down.” The blonde fumed, grabbing the hilt of his plasma blade. “I’m not one to bluff.”
“Gee, forget how to say ‘excuse me’?” Said devil rolled his eyes as he turned back to the counter, pouring cream into his coffee. He could move, but Shinra was feeling petty now. The self proclaimed knight king could wait. “Since you're standing there, hand me the sugar? I think Maki burned the pot.”
“Assisting a devil? And a stubborn one at that- you are truly bold to ask a Knight King for assistance after refusing my orders.” Arthur puffed up, the hand on his hilt tightening knuckle white. Still, he turned and grabbed the sugar off the nearby table.
Only to put it on the top of the fridge, just out of Shinra’s reach.
“Oh you son of a-” Shinra growled as he twisted towards him, reaching for the bowl. “You’re a real pain in the ass, you know that?”
“Had you yielded, you’d have your sugar- hey, back you!!” Arthur pushed at his shoulders as Shinra leaned into him, using the blonde as leverage. “Begone I said!”
“Shut up, you started it!” Shinra stretched his arm long, fingers just grazing his target. Arthur scrunched his nose up at the smell. “Hold still!”
He did not. Instead, Arthur shoved his hand into his armpits for a better shove, curling his fingers.
The reaction was near instantaneous.
“GAH!” Shinra yelped, all but falling on his ass as he spasmed backwards. Arthur reached out to grab him, a hand to Shinra’s t-shirt the only thing preventing him from hitting his head on the way down. There was a brief moment of stunned silence, then…
“Geahhaha! Doohohohn’t you dahhahahre!” Shinra cried out when Arthur let him go, following him down with two hands in his armpits. “Stahhahahap, sthahhap yooohohohu jehheheerk!”
“Oo, what’s wrong? Is the devil himself ticklish?” The blonde cooed, grinning from ear to ear as Shinra thrashed and squealed beneath him, curling up like a cockroach. “If I’ve known this sooner, I’d have defeated you already! Now I shall take my chance!”
“Yehahahhaha rihhihiihght! Gehahahhaha, yohohohou’re a mohohohorohohohon iihihif yohohohu thihiihnk thihihs will kihihihll mehehehehe!” Shinra quickly reached out, grabbing onto Arthur’s knee and squeezing. Almost immediately, Arthur spasmed, falling back and giving Shinra the opening he needed to run.
“Dehevil! Get back here!” Arthur cried out, but Shinra was already far too gone, laughing the entire way.
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Arthur was exhausted.
It was the beginning of the week, and the dreaded paperwork day. Normally such an event wouldn’t come around until later, but due to a few incidents over the weekend with infernals, the torture was moved sooner. The ogre pri-Maki; his head still hurt- insisted it wasn’t all that bad; just a small pile for each of them.
For her or the lieutenant, this was breezy. For the Knight King himself; it felt like decades.
“Oi, sit up- that’s how you fall asleep.” Shinra elbowed him gently, snapping him out of his sleepy trance. “Speaking of, did you sleep at all last night? I swear I heard you snoring for the most of it.”
“A Knight King gets plenty of stamina. This however- it’s poison. It drains my life force.” Arthur looked down miserably at the half finished paper, feeling his eyes start to droop just after reading the first few lines. “I’ve sat here for eons. Any longer and I won’t be able to go on…”
“It’s been five minutes. Most of them you spent asleep.” Shinra elbowed him again when Arthur started to droop, shaking him awake once more. “Do you want some coffee? An energy drink- water?”
“Coffee would be nice..” Arthur nodded through a yawn, watching Shinra get up to make it. “Make haste, devil- before this poison spreads to my he-aaaaart..”
“Sure, sure, whatever.” Shinra rolled his eyes as Arthur yawned again, stretching his arms out overhead. “Don’t be asleep when I get back or else.”
Arthur knew Shinra likely meant it. He leaned into his hand as he stared at the paper, the world growing blurrier and blurrier until…
“Eheh!” Something sharp and ticklish jabbed his sides. His vision was blind- when did that happen? Oh no- the poison spread to his eyes! “I can’t see-”
The paper he was working on fluttered off his face. Arthur stared. Oh.
Then the tickles came back and he didn’t have any time to feel silly.
“I told you to stay awake, didn’t I?” Shinra growled in his ear as he squeezed the life out of Arthur’s sides, making the blonde squeal and squirm in his clutches. “I told you, and you fell asleep anyway! This is what you get!”
“Aehahhhahahha! Rehehahahaleahahase me, dehheheehevil! Hohohow dahahahare yohohohu- gehahahhahahahhah!” The Knight King tried and failed to grab his hands, still groggy with sleep as Shinra danced his fingers up and down his torso. “Begohohohohone, dehhehehevil-HEhhehehehehehhahah!”
“You know- you’re awfully bold to ask for coffee from me and then tell me to ‘begone’. Actually- didn’t you say the same thing yesterday too?” Shinra’s efforts were doubled as Arthur snorted like a pig, trying and failing to guard his stomach from the devil’s prodding fingers. “Well too bad for you! I’m here with an antidote for your ‘poison’, and I’m not going anywhere until it’s in full effect!”
The coffee had grown cold by the time they were done, but Arthur wasn’t sleepy anymore.
A win is a win?
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“You’ve got to be kidding.”
“Shut up! It’s not like you’ve never been stuck before!” Shinra argued at the Knight King- his stance weakened significantly as he swayed to and from. “Get me down!”
“Usually I’d leave devils like yourself like this, but as a Knight King, I suppose I have to help you.” A puff of laughter escaped the blonde’s lips, momentarily breaking his monologue. Seeing Shinra hanging upside down in a tree with his leg caught within the branches was quite the sight! Part of him wanted to take a few pictures.
Well…
“Oi, put your phone away and help me!” Shinra cried, swiping at Arthur as the other snapped a few shots, ducking and weaving out of the brunette’s reach. “Arthur!”
“Pfft, okay okay.” Tossing his phone aside, he reached up and grabbed Shinra by the waist- or ribs. He was never good at devil anatomy. “I’m gonna pull you down- try not to squirm.”
“Hurry u-eehheahhaha, stahhahap!” Shinra cried, shivering all over at the feeling of tickles. “Don’t tihihickle me!”
“I’m not trying too- damn, how’d you get so stuck?” Arthur gave another tug, squeezing Shinra more and more as he pulled. The entire time, the brunette was giggling and curling up, punching at the air and holding his face as he tried and failed to escape. “I told you to stop squirming!”
“Ahahahand I tohohold yoohohou tohoho stahhap tihihihckli-EHEHE!” Hands to his hips did him in. He arched so harshly he went backwards into Arthur, his leg deciding that was the time to come loose. The two boys went flailing into the dirt below- groaning in mutual pain as leaves scattered around them.
“Ugh..Devil, are you hurt?” Arthur asked, feeling Shinra shake his head. “Good. You can carry me back.”
“Oh shit- did you get hurt?” Shinra shot up, staring down at Arthur’s torso.
“No, but I’m far too tired. It’s the least you can do for knocking the air out of me.”
Shira swore, digging into the blonde’s sides and making him jump and cackle.
He did end up carrying Arthur home though.
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Ghgggggggggggghhh.
Shinra felt his eye twitch. He pressed them closed tighter, practically squinting.
Ghgggggg-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhch.
He pulled the pillow tighter around his ears, trying to block out the sound.
Khggggggh-ghhhghgh-zhhhhhhhhhhgh
Now that last one sounded personal. Shinra twisted in his bed to glare down at the blonde sleeping away. Arthur wasn’t usually the type to snore; most nights the most you’d hear out of him is sleep talking through a dream-made acceptance speech. It was only when he got sick he snored.
And good lord he could snore!
“Oi, Knight King!” Shinra whispered sharply down at him, waving to get his attention. Usually he’d be more sympathetic for his roommate in times like this, but Arthur was on the very last leg of his cold. After what felt like decades listening to him snore, he finally had enough. “Wake up!”
“Zzh-heh?” Snorting awake, Arthur blinked blurrily up at him, wiping at his face with a tired hand. “What? The princess wishes me to marry her? I’m flattered, but I am far too committed to my duties.”
“No, dumbass! Wake up! You’re snoring like crazy!” Shinra growled, climbing down the latter of their bunk before heading to the bathroom. “Hang on, let me get the decongestants.”
“I don’t need your potions, Devil. I’m fine. Besides its-” Arthur looked at the clock, wincing. “Good lord- 1 am?- I can survive the night.”
“Well, I can’t.” Shinra came back with a glass of water and two pills, offering them to the blonde. “Take them. That’ll clear your up.”
Arthur stared. Then he scrunched up his nose in distaste, shaking his head. “Those are poison.”
“They’re medicine!”
“They taste horrible.”
“You sound like ass- take the freaking pills!” Too tired for patience, Shinra put down the water and climbed onto Arthur’s bed, grabbing at his sides as he brought the pills to his mouth. “Come on- come on, Knight King- the princess wants you to take them!”
“The priiihihncess is a dehehhevil! A dehihihvil in dihhihisguiihihse!” Arthur giggled out, one hand slapped over his mouth as the other shoved at Shinra, trying and failing to keep it down. “Stahhahap, it tihihihickles!”
“Take. The. Meds. Now!” Shinra growled, worming his fingers higher up as Arthur fell back into the bed, squeaking and giggling all the way. He was about to shove a hand into the blonde’s gut to really get him going when the door suddenly opened. “L-Lieutenant!”
Hinawa looked beyond exhausted, hair slightly messy and glasses missing. He also looked really, really pissed. He walked over, taking in the sight as his eyes landed on the pills in Shinra’s hand.
Without any words, he held out his hand for them. Shinra gave them without question. Hinawa turned to Arthur.
“These will make you into a grand knight king. Take them or you’ll die to the witch's poison.” He spoke so seriously even Shinra believed him. Arthur blanched before snatching the pills, gulping them down with every last drop of water.
“Good. Bed. Now.” Hinawa gave Shinra a look that sent chills up his spine. Quickly, the brunette did so, watching the older man leave. Before the door shut, he heard a soft “Goodnight boys.”
“Scary…” Shinra moaned. Below him, Arthur was fast asleep already.
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“That’s it! This charade has gone on LONG ENOUGH!” Shinra declared one afternoon- tossing down his coat and pointing at the blonde before him. “You and me- outside; right now!”
“Bring it on, Devil. I’ve been waiting for this day.” Arthur nodded, following the brunette out the door. Tamaki- who had been sitting by watching the entire fiasco- turned to the others with wide eyes.
“Should we stop them?” She asked- still new to Company 8’s dynamics.
“They’ll be fine. They do this at least once a week.” Maki reassured her, sorting through the remains of her paperwork. “If you want, why don’t you go out and see for yourself? I can take care of things here.”
Tamaki nodded, standing up and heading towards the door. With a small huff, she pushed it open to find…
“COME HERE!” Shinra yelled out, diving into Arthur’s middle as the blonde grabbed onto his shirt. Sparks flew and flames ignited as Shinra took flight, soaring him and Arthur through the air. Despite such a move, they only skimmed the rooftop, no different than a fly buzzing around a sugar cube.
“Think you’ve one? Ha! Take this!” Arthur wasn't deterred. The second they reached the center of the roof once more he brought the hilt of his sword into Shinra’s back, making him stumble to his feet. Tamaki sucked in a small hiss- that couldn’t have felt good.
Neither did the suplex Shinra performed on Arthur. With the blonde on his back, Shirna was quick to sit on his hips, one hand grabbing at his wrists while the other…
“AH! Shihihihihihihit!” Arthur yelped, arching when Shinra’s fingers attacked his stomach, sending waves of ticklishness up his core. “Dehehehhevil!”
“Whahaht?” Shinra mimicked, giggling like a goon as he carried on gently tickling the other. He was smiling that devilish grin of his- the kind that never failed to make Tamaki’s heart do little flutters whenever it came around. “Come on- fight back, Knight King? What is it- too much for you to handle?”
“Yohohoohu shuhuhuhut yoooohur fahahhahce! Gehahhaha, I’m juhuhust gehehhehetting stahahhahartred!” With a burst of strength, Arthur broke free from Shinra’s grip, attacking the other’s ribs with full force. The brunette yelped as he doubled over, giggling like a child almost immediately. “Tahhahahke thahahahaht!”
“Wow- and here I thought they’d spar more before getting into the tickles.” Maki’s amused tone make Tamaki jump out her skin, finding the older girl watching alongside her. “Last week it took them a few more attacks before they got going.”
“They’ve been on edge all week. This is their stress relief.” Hinawa added, making Maki nod in agreement.
“Latom.” Iris added, tenting hands. Tamaki copied her almost automatically.
“Ehehehehheheh! Dohoohohohn’t juhuhuhuuhst stahhahahnd thehehehere- hehehehelp meheheh!” Shinra called out to them, half fighting off Arthur’s attacks and half digging into the nearest soft spot he could find. “Geheheheht his neehheheck-EHEHEHEH!”
“Dohohohon’t goohohoho gihihihving awahhahy my sehehehecrets! Hihihis feheheht! Gehehhet his feheheheh-EHEEHEHK!” Arthur yelped just as loudly when Shinra dug into his highest ribs, the hands in Shinra’s armpits starting to weaken. “GEHEHEHT OOHOHOHUT!”
“DIHIHIIHIHITTOOHOHOHOHO!”
“They’ll work it out eventually.” Hinawa returned to his desk, Maki following not too long after. Iris stayed with Tamaki, giggling in her hand as she watched the boys play.
“They’re always like this- you don’t have to worry.” She reassured her, squeezing Tamaki’s hand. “Come- lets go get some tea before they realize we’re still here.”
Away they went, leaving the boys screaming and cackling on the rooftop in their tickle fight. Soon the noise died down, the boys returning to the office disheveled and giggly.
“Iihihll..I’ll win nehehext time!” Shinra called out, pointing at a sleepy Arthur as the blonde sank into his seat.
“Suhuhure, shuuhhure..dehhehevil.” Arthur rolled his eyes, head hitting the desk as he began to snore. Only Maki shaking him kept him from completely passing out.
“I didn’t know you were ticklish.” Tamaki mused as she passed him a mug, watching his ears go red. “Who knew the hero had such a weakness?”
There was a brief pause in his eyes, something she couldn’t quite read passing over them before he began to laugh, taking the mug with that trademark smile of his. “Well- all the best heroes have one. Sometimes two.”
“What’s the other one?” She asked automatically, tilting her head when he only smiled around his mug.
“That’s a secret”
Thanks for reading!
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elisajdb · 8 months ago
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Life With You: Part XL
Revival
Floating on her crystal ball, Fortuneteller Baba viewed the lines of spirits waiting to see King Yemma. She shook her head saddened by the numerous deaths from Earth. It’s already begun. However, these spirits, once people, weren’t killed by Majin Boo but by Majin Vegeta. This wasn’t in her visions.  
She didn’t anticipate Vegeta’s death this soon. That's why when she viewed his death, Baba recovered Vegeta’s spirit and escorted him to King Yemma. Baba floated into the palace of the Lord of the Afterlife as he was rendering sentence. The spirit was very vocal, angrily yelling at King Yemma that they should not be sent to Hell. King Yemma ignored the yelling, opened the floor under the spirit and watched it be sucked into Hell.
“That was an angry spirit,” Baba murmured.
“Very.” King Yemma beckoned the next spirit forward for judgment. “Goodbye, Mrs. Niver.” As he read the spirit’s life, King Yemma frowned, “Another one was killed at the Tenkaichi Budokai by Vegeta. He has been quiet for years.”
“I’ve come to warn you Vegeta has also died. I want you to allow Vegeta to keep his body.”
“Why? Do you know what’s happening on Earth?” King Yemma noticed a spirit floating next to Baba. “Is that Vegeta? Did you jump him ahead of the line?”
“Trust me on this, King Yemma,” Baba pleaded. “Don’t send Vegeta to Hell. Wait until the trouble on Earth has passed.”
“But Goku is on Earth.”
Vegeta’s spirit spoke angry gibberish.
“Baba….” King Yemma had a strong suspicion Baba was hiding something. “Is this why you thought Goku should return to Earth?”
Baba twiddled her thumbs nervously. “I had a vision.”
“Baba, I warned you about your visions and interfering with the natural order of things.”
“If I didn’t interfere, the natural order of things would be the end of Earth! I thought sending Goku would change Earth’s fate but things aren’t going as I hoped. Vegeta fell under Bobbidi’s power. He died too early! He helped with Cell and died trying to save Earth against Majin Boo.”
King Yemma knew from his first death, there were pages of horrible deeds committed by Vegeta. Two good deeds weren’t enough for Vegeta to retain his body. However, King Yemma trusted Baba and what he saw coming from Earth was a warning. “I’ll return his body. Take him to the Viewing Room, Baba. He can stay there until I need him.”
As King Yemma signaled the next spirit forward, Vegeta’s spirit morphed into his body. The Saiyan Prince looked at his hands and body amazed. He felt his forehead. He didn’t feel Bobbidi’s emblem.
I’m free from his possession.
“Come, Vegeta.” Baba urged Vegeta to follow her. “You can stay in Earth’s Viewing Room.”
Vegeta followed Baba down a long hallway. They passed doors with the names of planets on the front. Appreciative that he retained his body, Vegeta wanted answers from Baba. “You knew about Bobbidi and Dabura and you didn’t warn us? You brought Kakarrot back so he can play hero?!”
“Earth needs Goku, Vegeta. You, Gohan and everyone else weren’t enough to defeat Dabura and Majin Boo.”
How insulting! “I am not second fiddle to Kakarrot!”
“You had more warnings about the dangers to come than in my vision and yet, you died before my vision predicted. Bringing Goku into the fold, hastened your death because of your pride!”
Vegeta snarled but he couldn’t dispute Baba’s words. His pride did cost Gohan’s life. If Majin Boo isn’t stopped, it will cost Bulma and Trunks’ lives, too. “So,” he spoke calmer, “in your visions, Boo’s shell still cracked. What happened?”
“At the Tenkaichi Budokai, you and Gohan fought in the final round. Bobbidi’s minions attacked both of you and drained your powers. The Supreme Kai refrained the others from getting involved.”
“Jackass.” Vegeta wasn’t surprised. “In both realities, the Kai is an incompetent fool.”
“It was a grave miscalculation.” They entered Earth’s Viewing Room. There were many ogres watching monitors of different areas on Earth. “Your strength was restored and you went with the Supreme Kai. Krillin was killed instead of Kibito. No one was spat on.”
“So, Gohan, Piccolo and I fought Bobbidi’s minions. Did Gohan fight Dabura?”
“No. You did. You defeated Dabura but before you could kill him, he spat on you.”
“I was turned into stone?!”
“It didn’t last long. Piccolo and Gohan killed Dabura and brought you back but it was the tipping point to unlocking Majin Boo’s shell. It was chaos after that.” Baba took Vegeta to a monitor where Goku lay unconscious. Seeing Goku, reminded Vegeta of Gohan.
“Did Gohan travel to the planet of warriors?” Before judgment is passed on him, Vegeta wanted to apologize to Gohan.
“He would be there now if he was dead.”
“If?!” This news stunned Vegeta. “Gohan’s alive?”
The back of Goku’s head throbbed as his eyes opened to the rocky desert. He spat out the grainy ground that rubbed against his lips. Goku slowly stood as he recalled what happened. He and Vegeta made a truce to stop fighting and help Gohan with Majin Boo.
That was the plan but Vegeta tricked and knocked him out. Goku picked up the empty bag of senzu beans. Dammit, Vegeta. He tried to find Gohan and Vegeta’s ki. They were strong together but Goku knew they couldn’t defeat Majin Boo alone.
Where’s Gohan? Where’s Vegeta?
Goku picked up Krillin and Piccolo’s ki. Maybe they can tell me what’s going on. Goku disappeared and reappeared on Kami’s Temple. There, he got the grim news about Gohan.
Gohan’s too powerful to be killed by Majin Boo.
But he remembered Gohan’s battle with Dabura. Vegeta was right. Gohan has slacked in his training but Goku couldn’t believe he was dead.  
Not the son who gazed at him with the most curious eyes. Not the son who followed him around the house crawling with his bottle wrapped around his tail. Not the son who had strength Goku never imagined; who made him proud with his kind heart and intelligent mind. Not the son who cared for his wife and second child in his absence. He couldn’t be gone.
I helped you with Cell. I wanted to help you with Majin Boo.
But Vegeta blindsided him and it cost Gohan’s life. Gohan can be brought back with the dragon balls but until then, ChiChi has to know. I don’t know how I can tell her.
Goku knew he had to be the one to do it but he had another pressing issue. Majin Boo. “He took down Gohan and Vegeta. He won’t be easy to defeat.”
Piccolo agreed. “At this rate, every living being on Earth and in the universe will be killed.”
“But we have you, Goku,” Krillin wasn’t worried. To him, the battle was over. “You’re the only one who can beat him. You have one full day. You still have time.”
Some things never change. Goku remembered during his heart virus coma, his friends talked of him dealing with the Artificial Humans and Cell. I’m dead and they want me to fight again. “Krillin, I can’t do it.”
“You have to. You’re the only one who can beat Majin Boo.”
Goku thought his absence would mean he’s not the hero anymore. Gohan took his place and Goku thought his friends would keep training and be teachers to the younger ones. That wasn’t happening. Krillin and Yamcha retired. Gohan wasn’t as strong. Goten and Trunks were on the rise but not ready.
I could try as Super Saiyan Three but I lost hours fighting Vegeta.
King Kai warned him against using Super Saiyan Three. It would eat up his time on Earth and if he lost all his time before he returned to the afterlife, he wouldn’t exist anywhere.
It’s also not my place. He was dead and this battle was in the realm of the living. He interfered in aiding Majin Boo’s release. Interfering anymore may cause catastrophic damage. At least that’s what King Kai warned him. Be it a warning or a false narrative, Goku saw the effects of returning to the living world. 
He lost his eldest son and Vegeta was dead.
But if he explained all of that, Goku knew Krillin wouldn’t understand. Instead, he told him,  “Vegeta is just as strong as me and he’s gone.”
“Oh….” Krillin slumped at the grim truth. “Guess you’re right.”
Even though he couldn’t interfere, Goku wanted to help. ChiChi and Goten were still here. He didn’t want them to die. Goku thought the only way for anyone to beat Majin Boo was a Fusion. “If Gohan and Vegeta were still alive, we’d have a chance.” I could’ve taught them Fusion.
“This is similar to Cell, Son. It doesn’t matter how many of us are here. Without strong powerhouses like you, Gohan and Vegeta, we’re done for.”
“I know.” Even you, Piccolo? “They could’ve fused or I could’ve fused with them.”
Goku explained the Fusion technique. “I could never try it since no one is close to my power. I did learn the technique with another warrior so I know what to do. I thought I’d have time to try it with Gohan after the tournament but……”
“We still have a chance!” Krillin saw hope in their dilemma. “When you go back to the afterlife, Gohan and Vegeta will be there. You can fuse with one of them!”
“And what good would that do us?” Krillin’s constant speaking without thinking annoyed Piccolo. “Son cannot return to this realm when he goes back. Vegeta will not keep his body and if Son fuses with Gohan, he can’t return to this realm when we wish Gohan back.”
“Don’t scold me as if my ideas are stupid! I’m trying to come up with something while you haven’t suggested a thing!”
“Contemplating is better than speaking without thinking, Krillin.”
Before an argument could break out between the two, Mr. Popo suggested Goten and Trunks could fuse since they have a similar size and power. Goku thought it was a long shot but it was the best idea they had. “I’ll train Goten and Trunks until I leave. Piccolo, you’ll have to take over for me.”
“Good idea, Goku!” Krillin cheered as his hope rose again. “Those two are gonna do it! I know it!”
“Possibly,” Piccolo conceded it was their best option, but he still worried. “It will take time for Goten and Trunks to learn the technique. Millions will die in the meantime. The entire planet could be wiped out before they’re ready. This is a terrible gamble, Son.”
“Maybe,” Goku understood Piccolo’s concerns, “but we have the dragon balls. We can wish everyone back.”
“In the meantime, I’ll get the others,” Krillin offered. “Our families will be safe.”
The skies above them suddenly darkened. Goku knew what was happening and he didn’t like it. “Shenron. Why is he being summoned now?”
“Bulma,” Krillin guessed. “She collected the dragon balls to wish everyone back Vegeta killed.”
For a brief moment, Goku worried. Does this mean Mrs. Niver will come back?
“This is bad,” Dende worried. “If all three wishes are used now, the dragon balls will be inert for a year.”
“I’ll stop her,” Goku put his fingers to his forehead but among the billions of lives on the planet, Bulma’s ki was too hard to pinpoint. Goku had a hunch his wife was with her. Focusing on ChiChi, Goku quickly found her. He was right. ChiChi and Bulma were together.
Goku arrived after one wish was used. He sent Shenron away promising to request the other two wishes later. As the dragon dispersed into seven separate balls, ChiChi ran into Goku’s arms.
“You’re back!” ChiChi snuggled against his chest. “You’re safe.”
“Worried about me?” Goku teased. “I’m dead, ChiChi. What else could happen to me?”
“Don’t talk like that,” ChiChi gently chided him. “After everything that has happened today, I have a right to be worried.” She looked around expecting her sons to be with Goku. “Where are Gohan and Goten? Videl said Goten and Trunks were flying to you and Gohan.” When Goku didn’t answer immediately, ChiChi worried, “Did something happen to our sons?”
“Stop worrying,” Goku brushed off ChiChi’s concerns. “Everyone’s on Kami’s Temple. We all have to go there to be safe.” He addressed the group around them. “I need everyone to line up and hold on to each other. I’m gonna transfer us to Kami’s Temple. We’ll be safe from Majin Boo there.”
“Who is Majin Boo?” Yamcha asked. “What’s happening?”
“I’ll explain when we are at the temple.”
“I hope Vegeta has an explanation for what he did.” Bulma joined the line with Yamcha. 
18 held Marron as she stepped to Goku. “Is Krillin with you?”
“He’s fine. He can’t wait to see you two.”
“Good.” 18 took her place next to Gyu-Mao. No one else saw it but ChiChi noticed the worry leave her friend. She’ll feel that relief when she sees her sons.
As Goku checked to see everyone lined up, Goku noticed ChiChi touching his shoulder and not his hand. “I thought you were gonna hold my hand.”
“I'd rather hold you.”
Goku blushed at ChiChi’s bedroom eyes. “Don’t look at me like that,” he whispered.
When they were transported to Kami’s Temple, ChiChi was disappointed to see Piccolo, Krillin and Dende. She was happy 18 reunited with Krillin but where were her sons? Goku said everyone was here but as the seconds ticked without a sight of her sons, ChiChi’s worry increased.
“Goku,” ChiChi asked again, “where are Gohan and Goten?”
ChiChi’s question sparked Bulma to ask about Vegeta and Trunks. Behind Goku, ChiChi saw Krillin panic. Her eyes went to Goku who suddenly bore a serious face. Oh, no. Gohan. Goten. Not them. Please don’t tell me something happened to them.
“This isn’t easy for me to say,” Goku began gravely. “Goten and Trunks are safe but Gohan and Vegeta are dead. Majin Boo killed them.”
No! It was the last news ChiChi wanted to hear and what she feared the most. I lost my husband. I can’t lose Gohan, too. Not him.
Not the boy who gave her the sweetest smile; the shy toddler who clutched at her skirts as she cooked his favorite meals; the boy who had grown so much since being away for a year and became a shoulder for her to lean on during one of the darkest periods of her life. Not her baby boy who was growing into a bright young man with so much waiting for him.
Gohan.
She felt lightheaded and hot suddenly. She stood still but everything around her spun into a blur. She couldn’t see Goku or her father. Her weakening legs buckled under pressure as she collapsed and blacked out before her head hit the pavement.
“ChiChi, please wake up." Gyu-Mao hovered over ChiChi. He looked helpless at Goku as he rushed over. “Goku. Help her.” This is my fault. Goku picked up ChiChi. "I'll take her to my old room." Leaving, Goku could hear Bulma wailing for Vegeta. Hearing her grief reminded Goku of who he lost. Gohan’s nervous smile flashed in his mind. It was the last he saw of Gohan before he left with the Supreme Kai. Get it together, Goku. Gohan and Vegeta were dead. Majin Boo had to be stopped. Everyone was depending on him. But I can't do it. Everything is on Goten and Trunks. He spoke confidently of the boys but knew it was a big risk putting everything on their small shoulders.
ChiChi stirred in his arms awakening. “Goku?” She was so woozy. She touched his face to be sure he was there. “I’m here. You fainted. I’m taking you to my old room.” “I can make it,” she gently pushed at him forcing Goku to place her on feet. "I need you to tell me Gohan’s not dead. You made a mistake.” Goku remained firm but ChiChi's tears almost broke him. "Sorry, ChiChi, but he's gone. I can't feel his Ki." "No! You’re wrong!” Goku didn’t waver. “Please be wrong,” ChiChi begged her husband. “Please," she sobbed. "My baby can't be gone. Tell me you’re lying, Goku. Please tell me you’re lying!" Goku held ChiChi against him. It was all he could do to comfort her. Gohan’s last smile flashed in his mind as ChiChi’s sobs got louder. I wanted to help you, Gohan.  “I'm sorry.” "You were gonna protect him," ChiChi sobbed against his shirt. "You said you'll never let anything happen to Gohan. You told me to trust you. I did and our son is dead!" Her voice raised. It wasn’t in anger but heartbreak. Goku never saw ChiChi cry like this except when Gohan told her he died and wasn’t coming back. "Gohan!” she wailed his name. “Not our baby! Not him!" Goku wished ChiChi screamed at him. He wished she was angry and blamed him for their son's death. He could handle that. He couldn’t handle this ChiChi who wailed with a broken heart; who believed he would protect their son. He couldn’t handle he let her down. This is my fault. I should’ve defeated Vegeta as a Super Saiyan Three. Gohan would be alive if I did that. Gohan appeared in Goku’s mind again but as a baby looking in awe of him. This faded to a giggling baby Gohan crawling to him. This transferred to Gohan on one of the worst days of Goku’s life: Gohan taken by Raditz. That horrible vision whirled to Goku finding Gohan with a broken neck on Namek. When Gohan needed him, Goku was there.
Except today. I'm sorry, Gohan. I didn't protect you. I shouldn't have come back. "Goku?" Goku turned his head to see Bulma. He didn't notice her encroaching. "Bulma, what is it?" Bulma always kept herself looking good. Her hair was never out of place and her makeup was perfect but now her eyes were red, her face was slightly puffy and her lipstick was smeared. "Why did you let him die?" He didn't need this. He didn’t want anyone else to make him feel guilty about Gohan’s death. "I didn't let Gohan die." "I'm not talking about Gohan. I'm talking about Vegeta. How could you let him die?" "Bulma, I didn't let Vegeta die. I didn't know." "What do you mean you didn't know? You were with him, weren't you?!" "I....." Goku wanted to be careful with his words. "I wasn't with him." "What?" Bulma choked on her tears. "Did you let Vegeta fight Majin Boo by himself? Why weren't you with him?! You're supposed to fight Majin Boo! You're the one who beat the bad guys! It's what you've always done! Why didn't you do it this time?!"
“Bulma….”
“Why did you come back? Vegeta turned into a psychotic killer because of you! Gohan is dead! Bad things happen when you’re around!”
“Stop it!” ChiChi snapped back. She lost her son. She understood Bulma’s pain of losing a lover but she wouldn’t allow Bulma to take it out on Goku. “I know you’re hurting, Bulma, but you’re not the only one. Goku and I lost our son!”
ChiChi’s words forced Bulma to collect herself. ChiChi was right but so was she about Vegeta. He wouldn’t be dead if Goku had done what he had always done. “I want to know what happened to Vegeta. Goku knows and he won’t say. Don’t you find it strange he survived while they died? Don’t you want to know what happened to your son and why Goku wasn’t there when Gohan needed his father?”
Bulma’s words felt like a slap. Closing his eyes, he saw Gohan again. I’m sorry, Gohan. As he thought of his son, Goku felt ChiChi’s eyes on him. He didn’t need a rift with ChiChi but he knew Bulma’s words created a fissure in their mutual mourning. “Bulma….” Goku didn’t want to say it. “Don’t,” he warned her. “Please.”
“Tell me!” Bulma screamed. “I’m your oldest friend. I deserve to know the truth! What happened to my Vegeta?! Why didn’t you save your son?!”
“He knocked me out!” Goku hadn’t meant to yell but Bulma’s probing while he mourned his loss pushed Goku to his limit. “I felt Majin Boo’s power. I told Vegeta we should stop fighting and help Gohan and the Supreme Kai. Vegeta agreed but when I turned my back on him, he knocked me out.” Goku hated admitting that. He let his guard down to people he trusted. It was the first time he lowered his guard around Vegeta and cost Gohan’s life. “When I woke up, Vegeta and Gohan were dead.”
The truth rendered Bulma speechless. She stood as a statue while swallowing the news of Vegeta causing his and Gohan’s death. She wanted to yell at Goku. She wanted to accuse him of lying but she knew her oldest friend. He could hide the truth but he didn’t lie. “Why?” Bulma whispered. “Why would Vegeta do that?”
“Bulma, I would’ve saved Gohan and Vegeta if I could.” He heard ChiChi crying softly against him. He took that as his cue to leave. ChiChi needed him. “Sorry.” He walked away with ChiChi. They were silent the rest of the way to his old room. When they entered, he walked ChiChi to his bed. “You should lie down, ChiChi.”
ChiChi waved off that suggestion. “Lying down won’t bring me our son back, Goku.” She stepped away from him. She felt embarrassed for fainting. She hadn’t done that in years. “Goten.” She thought of her only living child. Her sweet baby boy adored Gohan. “How can I tell him Gohan’s….. Gohan….” she began crying again.
Goku embraced ChiChi. He hated this day. His family was broken and he blamed himself. “I’ll tell him.” He consoled her. “I’ll tell him, ChiChi, but I gotta tell ya,” he warned. “I can’t stop Majin Boo. I need Goten and Trunks.” ChiChi immediately stiffened in his arms. She pulled away. “They’re strong, ChiChi.”
“You want them to fight that monster?” No. Not another son. “He killed Vegeta and Gohan.”
“I know, but to be in this realm, I was given enough energy for twenty-four hours. I lost some of it fighting Vegeta. The more energy I use, the quicker my time goes.”
ChiChi thought of Vegeta and how menacing he was. He wouldn’t go down easily. “How much time do you have left, Goku?”
Goku shrugged. “I probably have sixteen or seventeen hours. I don’t have enough left to stop Majin Boo. The best I can do is train Goten and Trunks and leave the rest to Piccolo.” ChiChi turned away from him. He knew she didn’t like that but this was the only way. “I know you didn’t like it when I took Gohan to train----”
“No,” ChiChi cut him off. “That’s not it.” Seven years ago, she would’ve been against this but ChiChi learned from her mistakes. “Goten and Trunks are strong but they’re not Gohan. They are boys who grew up in peace. They never dealt with the consequences of not winning. They have the strength. They have the skills but not the mindset for what you want them to do.”
“So, they’re spoiled.” Goku saw that in Trunks. He didn’t act like the Trunks he met seven years ago. This one was the pure embodiment of his parents’ strong personalities. Goten was shy and playful. He wasn’t far behind Trunks so Goku knew if they focus, they will defeat Majin Boo. “I’ll get them ready and Piccolo will take over when I’m gone.”
He was determined and ChiChi knew she couldn’t stop Goku when he had his mind set on something. “Then make the same promise you made with me over Gohan.” She lightly jabbed his face. “You make Goten and Trunks as strong as possible. You train them to make Majin Boo pay for killing our Gohan.”
ChiChi’s approval was everything to Goku. She’d get angry and not agree with his decisions but ChiChi always had his back. “Promise.”
“Good.” She had his word. That was all she needed. ChiChi gave Goku a quick kiss. “Then go. You don’t have a lot of time.”
Goku pulled away from ChiChi but when he reached the door, he hesitated. He needed what only ChiChi could give him. A kiss. It was long, slow and melted ChiChi like wax to a flame. She gripped his shirt with one hand while the other nestled his hair so she wouldn’t pool to the floor. Goku’s kisses were a silent language. In it, ChiChi could feel his anger, frustration and sorrow. She took that from him and sent her love and hope while conveying her understanding and forgiveness.
Goku broke the breathless kiss with a vow. “I’m making a promise to you, ChiChi. If I face Majin Boo before I leave, I’ll make him pay for what he did to Gohan.”
Goku left ChiChi and returned to the group waiting for him. He wanted to fight strong opponents for fun and eat to his heart’s content but when the need called for one to take command and delegate, leader was a role Goku shifted into naturally.
Goku was going to voice it was time to wake up Goten and Trunks when Bobbidi and Majin Boo appeared in their minds. Bobbidi spoke to the entire world about what he wanted. Piccolo, Goten and Trunks. He threatened to destroy cities if they didn’t come to him.
“I will go,” Piccolo volunteered. “My death will spare lives.”
“They’ll kill you and destroy Earth anyway.” Experiences with Freeza and Cell taught Goku some beings couldn’t be trusted on their word. “You must train Goten and Trunks when I go. We can bring everyone back with the dragon balls. Let’s go.”
Goku, Piccolo and Mr. Popo were halfway to Goten and Trunks' room, when they saw ChiChi coming to them. “ChiChi?” She was angry and wearing the same look on her face when she ran down the stadium steps to aid Gohan against Spopovich. “You heard the broadcast.”
“Those monsters want to kill our Goten! I’ll fight that weaselly maggot and his fat sidekick before that happens!”
“You can’t.” The last thing Goku needed was ChiChi going off half-cocked and getting herself killed. “Goten and Trunks have to fight them but I gotta prepare them first.”
“I can’t stand here and do nothing, Goku. I did too much of that when Gohan was a child.” ChiChi knew Goku wouldn’t let her fight so she offered an alternative. “I want to watch you train Goten.”
Behind him, Piccolo waved his arms and shook his head mouthing ‘No.’
Piccolo will take over when he’s gone. However, Goku hadn’t forgotten how tough Piccolo was with Gohan and how that had stunted some of his fighting. A softer guidance would erode Piccolo’s toughness.
“All right.”
“Thank you,” ChiChi embraced Goku while Piccolo threw his hands up disgusted.
ChiChi went with Goku, Piccolo and Mr. Popo to the room Goten and Trunks slept in. Goten sprawled on the bed with his covers kicked off while Trunks slept on his side covered. ChiChi and Goku went to Goten’s bedside while Piccolo went to Trunks. “Goten,” ChiChi gently shook Goten awake. “Goten, it’s time to wake up.”
“Hey!” Piccolo yanked the covers off Trunks. “Wake up!”
Goten opened his eyes. He looked around confused this wasn’t the desert with Trunks and his Dad. He forgot that when he saw his mother. “Momma!” Goten jumped up and hugged ChiChi. “It was so bad, Momma!” he wailed for his mother’s comfort after his terrible ordeal. “Me and Trunks wanted to see a genie and we found statues of Mr. Piccolo and Mr. Krillin. Trunks broke the Mr. Piccolo statue but he regurgitated his body back after the fat genie turned another guy into a cookie and ate him!”
“Oh,” Goku slyly grinned at Piccolo, “So that’s how you got your body back.”
“More or less,” Piccolo grumbled, “but I didn’t regurgitate. I regenerated.”
“Then Mr. Vegeta showed up and fought the fat genie. He was so awesome but he got beat up really badly. Me and Trunks tried to help him but Mr. Vegeta got weird and told Trunks to take care of his Mom. Mr. Vegeta hugged Trunks, Momma!” Goten gasped still astonished. “Mr. Vegeta never hugged Trunks but it was a trick to knock him out.” He rubbed his stomach where Vegeta punched him. “He hit me, too. We wanted to help but Mr. Vegeta was a meanie!”
“Why are we here? Where’s my Dad?” Trunks saw Piccolo. “Did you leave him?”
“Come on.” Goku gently pulled Goten from ChiChi’s arms. “Get your shoes on, Goten. We have to take you and Trunks to a room.”
“Is my Dad there?” Trunks got out of bed and put on his shoes. “Is that where you are taking us?”
“Everything will be explained.”
Trunks didn’t like Goku’s cryptic words but he accepted he had to do as told….for now.
“Is Big Brother there, too, Momma?” Goten grabbed ChiChi’s hand while following Goku out of the room. “I wanna tell him about my day.”
ChiChi gently squeezed Goten’s hand as her lower lip quivered. She told herself to not cry and worry Goten but it was so hard to hold the truth from her little one. “Do as your father says.”
“Okay.” Goten agreed. “Where are we?” he looked around at the wide hallways and tall columns. “It’s so big here.”
“This is a place where your Daddy lived for a few years.”
“Oh,” Goten looked at the man a couple feet ahead of him still in awe he was his father. “He’s so big, Momma,” Goten whispered.
“I know.”
Goten looked at his father shyly before whispering to ChiChi. “I like him.”
ChiChi whispered back. “I’m glad.”  
Goten and Trunks were ushered into a training room Goku used. Goten looked around eager and curious while Trunks was suspicious. “All right. We’re here. Where is my Dad?”
“No more stalling, Son.” Piccolo didn’t want to waste any more time. “Tell them or I will.”
“Tell us what?” Trunks lost his patience. “Where is my Dad? Tell me!”
“Momma?” From Trunks’ burst of anger, Goten picked up the shift in the air. Mr. Vegeta wasn’t here and neither was his Big Brother. Why was everyone so quiet? “Momma, where’s Big Brother?”
It hurt ChiChi to remain quiet but Goku wanted to tell Goten. She braced her heart on how crushed her son will be when he learns his Big Brother is dead.
“Gohan and Vegeta are dead. Majin Boo killed them.”
ChiChi winced at Goku’s bluntness. She could hear the news like that but it needed to be softened for Goten and Trunks.
Both boys were silent as the news settled in. ChiChi wasn’t sure if they understood what Goku said but tears began to trickle from the boys’ eyes. Their little bodies trembled. Goten snapped from the shock first bursting into tears and wailing. “Big Brother!!!!”
“No!!!” Trunks denied the news. “It can’t be! My Dad didn’t die to that monster!”
“Big Brother is dead!!!”
ChiChi stepped forward to scoop Goten into her arms but Goku’s arm blocked her. He silently warned her to not get involved.
“But, Goku….” ChiChi protested.
“You told me you will let me handle this.”
Goku was rarely stern with her. In the past, she relented but after being on her own for seven years, ChiChi found herself struggling to be a submissive wife. Goku turned away unaware of ChiChi’s internal struggle. He didn’t like being rude to ChiChi but his time was waning on Earth and he needed Goten and Trunks to learn Fusion. 
“If you don’t like it, then hurry up and learn this technique and avenge them! Got it?!”
No. ChiChi didn’t approve of how Goku was handling this. This isn’t the way, Goku.
“I know it’s harsh,” Goku softened his tone as if realizing he was being too hard, “but it’s the only way. Bobbidi may find this place soon. We need to start training immediately.”
Goku began explaining what Fusion was. He thought the boys were listening but when he asked them to turn into Super Saiyans, he noticed Goten and Trunks glaring at him. “What’s wrong? Am I going too fast?”
Trunks sneered at Goku. “What were you doing when Dad and Gohan got killed?”
Oof. Goku hoped the boys wouldn’t think to ask that. He didn’t have time to make up an excuse so he told the truth. “I was knocked out.”
“Knocked out? At a time like that?! Trunks was disgusted. “I thought you were strong!”
Trunks wasn’t the only one angry and disgusted with Goku’s answer. Goten was, too. “What can we learn from you?!”
“How dare you?!” Piccolo was patient as Goku broke the news but from how Goku and ChiChi woke Goten and spoke to him, it was shameful to see they were still coddling parents. Piccolo knew Goku was holding back the truth. He heard the conversation between Goku, ChiChi and Bulma and it pissed him off Trunks and Goten would dare talk so rudely to Goku as if he was a coward. “You are speaking to Goku!!”
“It’s okay, Piccolo.” Goku let the insult roll off him. “I am weak. I could never beat Majin Boo. I can teach you this trick. If you want to get back at Majin Boo for what he did to Gohan and Vegeta, this is the way.”
“If you can’t beat Majin Boo, why should we believe you know a way to defeat him?!”
“Yeah!” Goten agreed with Trunks. “You’re big but you’re not strong like Big Brother or you wouldn’t have let him die!”
“Goten.” ChiChi couldn’t allow her son to disrespect his father. “That’s enough. Apologize to your father.”
“No!” Goten refused. “You and Big Brother told me Daddy is a great man and very strong! How can he be so great if he was knocked out and he let Big Brother and Trunks’ Daddy die?! He’s weak! I can’t learn anything from him!”
When Gohan yelled at her in the hospital, ChiChi was hurt. Everyone agreed with him. The pain she felt then ChiChi could see in Goku’s eyes now. Gohan was calmer after that outburst. She suspected Goku talked to him. Now it was her turn to talk to Goten for Goku. “That’s enough, Goten.” ChiChi didn’t scream but her voice did rise, warning him.
“It’s okay, ChiChi.” Goku knew what ChiChi was doing but she didn’t need to. “I can’t be great if I let Gohan die.”
“And my Dad!” Trunks jumped in. “Dad talked about you like you should be respected, but why should we respect a dead guy? If you are so great, you wouldn’t be dead or you would’ve died instead Dad and Gohan like you did seven years ago!”
“Why you little….!” Piccolo had enough of the brats. “A good smack across your face would do you good.”
ChiChi blocked Piccolo from striking the boys. She knelt to Goten. “I know you are upset and sad about Big Brother. I am, too, but you don’t take it out on Daddy.”
“But he…..”
“He’s not responsible for Big Brother or Vegeta dying. Remember when we talked about Daddy? Remember when you asked how Daddy died?” Goten nodded. “What did I say?”
Goten kept his head down and his eyes on his small hands wrapped in his mother’s. “Daddy died to protect us. He died so we can live in peace.”
“That’s right,” ChiChi was proud Goten remembered. “He stayed away to protect us. He was gifted a chance to see us again. Do you think a man like that, your Daddy, would let your Big Brother die?”
Goten raised his head to Goku. He was a mystery for years. He saw his photos; and heard many stories about him from his mother and Big Brother. The stories made Goten want to know this man. It made Goten love him when he didn’t know him. Momma and Big Brother can’t be wrong. “No.” Tears rolled down his cheeks. He felt bad for yelling at his Daddy. “I’m sorry, Daddy.”
Goku gently rubbed Goten’s hair. “All is forgiven.”
“But Big Brother, Momma. It hurts he’s gone.”
ChiChi embraced Goten as he cried. “I know, Goten. It hurts for me, too, but the best way to deal with it is to fight back and make that bad Majin Boo pay for what he did.”
“I will, Momma,” Goten promised. “Daddy, teach me how to beat Majin Boo.”
“I’m ready, too.” What ChiChi said made sense to Trunks. His father spoke highly of Goku. He wouldn’t respect him if he thought Son Goku was weak. 
ChiChi allowed Goku to resume training but Bobbidi interrupted addressing Piccolo, Goten and Trunks again. He gave them more incentive to fight when Majin Boo destroyed another city. ChiChi and Piccolo tried to shun Goten and Trunks from closing their eyes and seeing the horror of Majin Boo but Goku was glad they saw the violence. They needed to see what was at stake if they didn’t win.  
Their lessons were interrupted half an hour later when Bobbidi announced he knew Trunks’ address and was heading to West City. This brought a panic Bulma into the room.
“Goku, they are heading to West City. They are going to kill my parents.”
“We can bring them back with the dragon balls.”
“He’ll destroy the city, Goku! And if he does that, he’ll destroy the dragon ball radar I left there. There are special parts I can’t replicate except in my lab.”
“Whaaa!” Goku screamed. “Why did you leave it there?! Okay. Change of plans. Trunks, I need you to fly home and get that radar. I’ll stall Majin Boo and Bobbidi.”
“Are you sure about that?” Trunks accepted Goku wasn’t to blame for his Dad and Gohan’s death but he didn’t think Goku could handle Majin Boo alone. He doesn’t look tough enough. “Won’t he flatten you?”
“I’ll manage. Now hurry before they get there.”
“All right,” Trunks ran out of the room. He leapt off Kami’s Temple and flew towards West City as fast as he could. “I don’t think Goten’s Dad can handle Majin Boo. He killed my Dad and he’s stronger. What can Goten’s Dad do?”
“Don’t go alone,” ChiChi pleaded with Goku. “Take Piccolo with you.”
“You’re doubting I can stall Majin Boo?” That wasn’t the ChiChi he knew. “Have I lost my touch with you?” He winked at her. “You used to think I could do anything.”
She slapped his arm. This wasn’t the time to flirt. “I don’t want anything to happen to you.”
Piccolo walked out of the room disgusted. He knew what was going to happen. “Seven years and it’s still disgusting to see.”
Bulma stepped out of the room to give Goku and ChiChi a moment alone but Goten stayed curious. Were they going to hug? His young eyes grew when he saw his parents press their lips together. Goten knew Mommies and Daddy's kiss but it was strange to see his parents do that. It was strange to see a man close to his Momma. No man did that except one.  
Mr. Kenji touched Momma’s cheeks with his lips but he never touched her lips like Daddy is doing. When his Daddy pulled away, Goten noticed his mother’s face was red. Did Daddy make Momma sick kissing her? Why is Daddy smiling like that? Goten continued to stare at his Daddy as he put two fingers to his forehead and disappeared. Daddy’s magical.
“Momma? Can Daddy stall Majin Boo?”
ChiChi had a hand over her heart. It was pounding so fast. Goku’s swagger. His confidence. His kiss. It was everything. “Goten… your Daddy can do anything.”
ChiChi believed that with all her heart. She knew Goku spent his time away training. She knew he was stronger but even she was stunned at the transformation that took over Goku.
Super Saiyan Three.
The entire planet shook. ChiChi knew Goku held a lot of power but seeing it cause the entire planet to shake was mind-blowing. It was one long terrifying earthquake creating avalanches and tidal waves. Some poorly structured homes were destroyed. Bridges wobbled while some collapsed and only settled after Goku’s transformation. His blonde hair sprouted to his hips. He glowed as electricity crackled around him. The energy pulsing from Goku was enormous. Everyone around ChiChi was awed by Goku’s power. The wife of Son Goku, however, had one question.
Goku, what happened to your eyebrows?!
He was still attractive. ChiChi felt nothing could squelch that feeling but the lack of eyebrows was unnerving. He’s still handsome but not as handsome as he always is.
THIS IS SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL THREE. SORRY IT TOOK A WHILE. I’M NOT USED TO IT YET.
Oh…..
Goku’s voice rocked her core. That familiar tingle nearly caused her knees to buckle. I guess his voice makes up for his missing eyebrows. Ooo! It was mesmerizing watching Goku fight. She mentally cheered for every punch Goku smashed against Majin Boo’s face. That’s for Gohan! ChiChi was proud of how Goku handled himself against Majin Boo. He’s so much stronger. This new transformation will take a while to get used to but I bet Goku was so happy when he reached it.  
Yes! ChiChi whooped and hollered at Goku grabbing Majin Boo by his antennae and punching his face like a boxer pounding his punching bag. Get em, Goku! Make him pay for taking our son!
He’s so handsome. ChiChi admired Goku’s chiseled face. Clothes hid his body but thinking of what the training in the afterlife did to Goku’s body made ChiChi want to touch him with her hands and mouth.
I wish we had time for one more. If only I could feel him against me. What a send-off I would give Goku. Piccolo suddenly turned to her. His scrutinizing eyes caused her to blush. Is he reading my mind? She saw his purple cheeks. He is! Stop reading my mind!!
Sorry! Piccolo hastily grunted and turned away from ChiChi.
The people of Earth weren’t alone in watching the battle between Goku and Majin Boo. In the observation room for Earth, King Yemma’s staff were glued to the monitors. One who wasn’t a servant but a special guest viewed the battle with malice.
Vegeta.
Minutes earlier, the Saiyan Prince was cautious for Goku. Having battled Majin Boo and lost, Vegeta knew Goku had a tough fight ahead of him.
“Be on your guard, Kakarrot. Majin Boo is extremely powerful.”
“I hope he doesn’t die again like you,” a well-dressed ogre observed. “If Son Goku is killed on Earth, he can’t return to this plane. He’ll cease to exist.”
“Kakarrot has twenty-fours on Earth. He won’t fight Majin Boo for that long.”
“Son Goku returned to Earth with energy to sustain him for twenty-four hours. If he doesn’t return to replenish when his time is up, he’ll cease to exist.” The ogre added, “He lost six hours fighting you.”
The ogre didn’t know it but he helped Vegeta understand Goku’s cryptic words during their fight.
“Do you know what I gave up to give you this fight?!”
You sacrificed your time to fight me, Kakarrot. You knew what you were doing was costing you.
Free from the negative energy of Bobbidi, Vegeta felt guilt. This day wasn’t for him to settle the score of their one-sided rivalry. It was for ChiChi to reunite with her husband. It was for Gohan to see his Dad again. It was for Goten to meet his father. Today is all they had and I sold my soul to take that from them. I didn’t win the fight. It was all for nothing. 
“I wanted to teach you about Super Saiyans so it’s easier to understand.”
Vegeta brushed aside his thoughts and focused on Goku speaking to Majin Boo. “Is he giving Majin Boo lessons on being a Super Saiyan? Kakarrot, what the hell are you doing?”
Goku turned into a Super Saiyan. Then he upgraded to Super Saiyan Two. “I wonder how long it took him to break that wall.”
“And then….” Goku smirked. “THIS….IS THE NEXT LEVEL UP!”
Gasps and murmurs spread through the room as an explosive amount of energy expelled from Goku. They weren’t shaking like Earth but Vegeta could feel Goku’s power reach King Yemma’s palace. This was beyond anything he felt before. How can Kakarrot have this power? How can I feel it here? “Kakarrot……” his power kept growing. What was he doing? What was he turning into? “What….. the… fuck!!”
Vegeta was enraged at the power pouring from Goku’s new transformation but also at the shocking revelation Goku had this power and kept it from him. Did he….?
THIS IS SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL THREE. SORRY IT TOOK A WHILE. I’M NOT USED TO IT YET.
That son of a dick!!!
“He made a fool out of me!!!” Their battle flashed in his mind. Goku’s grunts and pains thrilled him. It felt so good. They were finally at the same level again. “I thought Kakarrot was giving me everything but that bastard was holding back his real power! That son of dick toyed with me as if I were a child!!”
Rage bubbled in Vegeta as Goku punched Majin Boo’s face like a punching bag. Even with the djinn’s power, he couldn’t attack Majin Boo like that. “He mocks me handling Majin Boo better than me.” Majin Boo retaliated with a huge blast of his power. It was a direct hit on Goku. A hit like that left Vegeta’s face scarred and bloodied. Goku’s face wasn’t blemished. “He’s not scared.” Vegeta thought of when Majin Boo used a piece of flabby flesh from his stomach and wrapped Vegeta in it to be his punching bag. “He’s not humiliated like me.”
Vegeta’s clenched fists shook. “Why? Why is it always me?!” Recoome manhandled him and Goku defeated him with one blow. Freeza beat the hell out of him before killing him. Goku’s fight with Freeza pushed him to be a Super Saiyan. “That damn virus spared Kakarrot from facing the Artificial Humans while I was humiliated again!” Even his first match with Perfect Cell destroyed him. “Kakarrot lost that fight but he died with dignity.” It wasn’t fair. “Everything Kakarrot does is better than me. Everything comes easier while I bust my ass and I still fail!”
“Oh, get over yourself!!”
While the staff stepped away from Vegeta during his angry tirade, Baba remained and listened to his ranting. “It wasn’t easy for Goku. He worked hard to get all he achieved while you had everything served to you because you are a prince!”
Vegeta glared at the old woman. Who was she to talk to him this way? “What do you know?!”
“This ball I’m floating on isn’t an accessory. I’ve viewed both of your lives. You’ve had hardships but so has Goku.” Baba’s globe illuminated to reveal Goku as a child standing over Gohan Sr.’s crushed body. As Baba spoke, images of Goku’s childhood were revealed to Vegeta. He saw Goku burying Gohan Sr., his solitary training, his fights against the Red Ribbon Army; his matches at the Tenkaichi Budokai; his anger at Krillin’s sudden death; his battle against King Piccolo; his marriage to ChiChi and care for baby Gohan.
“Goku’s fought for everything in his life. Goku didn’t whine when defeated. It motivated him to get stronger. It motivated him to learn all forms of fighting practices to better himself.” A happy image of Goku with his wife and baby melted to Vegeta and his past fighting battles as a child, losing matches to a teenage Zarbon and his mentorship under Nappa. “You lose. You sulk. You get angry. You’re told you’re a prince and thus you’re entitled to be better and stronger because of your royal blood. How many times did Nappa say you are entitled to things because you are a Saiyan Prince? How many times did Nappa say you are the strongest Saiyan because of your royal blood? Did he ever say you are the best fighter and strongest because of your skills?”
The image in Baba’s crystal ball revealed Goku and Vegeta’s first match. That battle triggered Vegeta to this day. That was the first time Vegeta questioned his teachings. Nappa told him he was the strongest Saiyan and the best fighter because of his royal Saiyan blood.
For years, he wrestled with the reality that what he was taught was wrong. Vegeta thought he needed to train to be proven right. He thought he finally got the upper hand after his time in the Room of Spirit and Time only to have his ego blown at Goku and Gohan managing Super Saiyan as if it was their base form. His bruised ego took a beating at Gohan defeating Cell. Goku battling Majin Boo as Super Saiyan Three was another slap.
“It’s not easy to undo what one has been taught.”
“It may come to many universes needing you to do that,” Baba gravely reminded him. “Is your ego more important than that?”
Baba floated off then. Goku was using a lot of energy in his Super Saiyan Three form. She will have to return him to the afterlife very soon. On Earth, the battle continued between Goku and Majin Boo until Goku suddenly ended the fight and returned to his base form. He told Majin Boo to stop killing and that in two days he will have the fight he wants. He parted disappearing in front of Majin Boo and reappearing on Kami’s Temple.
“Daddy!” Goten embraced him. “Daddy, you’re so strong!”
Goku patted Goten’s head chuckling. “I impress ya, huh?”
“Goku!” Goku nearly fell over when ChiChi plowed him with a hug. “You were wonderful but, Honey,” she touched his face. “You’re sweating badly.” She opened her scarf around her neck and wiped his face. More sweat popped on his skin. “It’s not stopping and your skin is so warm. Come inside. I’ll get you some water and fix you something to eat.”
“I’m okay.” Goku gently broke off her excessive sweat cleaning. “Don’t worry about it.”
“You must be in bad condition if you are refusing my offer to fix you something.”
If only ChiChi knew how right she was. He was exhausted. King Kai was right to warn him against turning into Super Saiyan Three. He could feel his energy fading. He needed to return to the afterlife to replenish himself. I probably have an hour left.
“Maybe,” he smiled to alleviate her concerns, “some of your yummy cooking can get my energy back.”
“I can do that. I’ll go into the kitchen and fix you something right now.”
Piccolo knew that wasn’t going to help Goku but he assisted in his deception. “Mr. Popo will take you to the kitchen.”
While ChiChi hurried to her task, Piccolo worried about Goku’s state. It was abnormal. Something was bothering Goku but he decided to not pry. Instead, they viewed Earth below and witnessed Bobbidi’s sudden death by Majin Boo.
“That monster’s gonna kill everyone on the planet.”
“Maybe,” Goku breathed very hard. “He’ll hold off. I told him someone stronger will be ready in a couple of days. Everyone here will be safe until then.”
“Goten and Trunks need to perfect it by then. The good news is they have plenty of hours to learn from you before I take over.”
“I have less than an hour left, Piccolo.” Goku explained how Super Saiyan Three ate up his time. Baba arrived to tell Goku he had half an hour left.
As they waited for Trunks, Piccolo had to know. “Could you have beaten Majin Boo as Super Saiyan Three?”
“Majin Boo’s very strong. He processes fighting faster than me. I could’ve tried but it’s not my place.” Piccolo questioned what that meant so he explained. “I’m dead. I’m not suppose to be here, Piccolo. My fight with Vegeta quickened Majin Boo’s release. It still would have happened but it’s up to the living to fight. Dead warriors can’t keep saving the world.”
Piccolo thought the explanation was too eloquent for Goku. “That sounds like King Kai. Not you, Goku.”
“Some of it is, but I agree. Master Roshi was a world savior. Then I became the hero. Gohan and the next generation of fighters are suppose to take over. I’ll help Goten and Trunks but this is their fight.”
“I never thought we’d be in a situation where again the fate of the world is on children.” Piccolo thought of Gohan and the Cell Game. It worked out then. Piccolo wasn’t sure of this time. “A pity about Gohan but when you go back, check to see if King Yemma is holding him or maybe the Supreme Kai.”
“Why do you say that?”
Piccolo didn’t want to get Goku’s hopes up but he needed to know what he learned. “Vegeta said Gohan’s dead. He might not be.”
“Vegeta wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t true.”
“I asked Yamcha about the wish. I thought the wish brought back everyone Vegeta killed but Yamcha wished everyone who died today back to life.”
Goku caught on. “Gohan never died before. He should’ve came back with everyone else.”
“Yamcha thought that, too, but thought you interrupted Shenron before he finished reviving everyone.”
“Is that possible?”  
“No. Roughly 150,000 people die a day. Shenron can revive that many people in a minute.”
“And it did take me a while to track Bulma’s ki. I had to use ChiChi’s Ki to find her.”
“Gohan could have been wounded so badly Vegeta couldn’t detect his Ki.”
Goku rubbed his chin as he considered that. “That’s possible. When I woke up, I couldn’t pick up Gohan or Vegeta’s Ki but I found yours and Krillin’s. I thought you could tell me what was going on.”
“And if I hadn’t told you Gohan’s dead, you would’ve tried searching for Gohan’s Ki.” They both would’ve.
If they had time, Goku would search for Gohan’s body but he was too weak and had less than half an hour on Earth. “Wouldn’t this mean Gohan’s here and is badly wounded?”
“I thought about that but Kibito was killed. You told me Gohan left with the Supreme Kai. They were together when everything went down with Majin Boo. If Shenron revived Kibito, the first person he will check on is the Supreme Kai.”
Goku snapped his fingers. “Kibito healed Gohan at the tournament. If the Supreme Kai is with Gohan, then maybe Kibito found Gohan and healed him but….” They were missing something. “That wouldn’t explain why we can’t feel Gohan now.”
“My knowledge is limited but there is a planet for the Supreme Kai. Gohan might be there.” But there was a problem with that theory. “I don’t understand why they would take Gohan there and not return here.”
Goku didn’t know either but he was going to find out when he returned to the afterlife. “Thanks, Kamicollo!” This was the best news! Gohan might be alive! “Sometimes I forget you’re in there.”
Piccolo glowered at Goku. He hated that name! “Don’t call me that!”
“Sorry.” Goku was too giddy to be truly sorry. Gohan could be alive!!! He wanted to tell ChiChi and Goten but they didn’t have proof. “Let’s keep this between us. I don’t wanna get ChiChi and Goten’s hopes up.”
Trunks returned and Goku resumed training. ChiChi busied herself in the kitchen. In thirty minutes, she had a stew cooking on a stove, steak marinating and ten sandwiches on a plate. She was in the process of making another plate of sandwiches when her father rushed into the kitchen.
“ChiChi, Goku is leaving! You must say goodbye.”
ChiChi dropped her loaf of bread. “Goku can’t be leaving now,” she said but remembered Goku told her he lost time fighting Vegeta. She smacked her father against the doorframe as she rushed out to Goku.
“Goku!” ChiChi threw herself into Goku’s arms. She cried against his comforting chest and soaked in the warmth she’ll never feel again. Take me with you. ChiChi briefly thought. I wanna be where you are. It was a selfish thing to say but she didn’t want Goku to go.
“We talked about this, ChiChi. I must go,” Goku was tender as he gently pushed her off him. He held her hand and gently brushed his thumb against her skin. “ChiChi, don’t be sad. You still have Goten.”
For how long ChiChi wondered. “What if Majin Boo takes him, too?”
“Don’t worry. If the boys learn Fusion, they can’t lose.” He put his other hand over hers and gently squeezed signaling they have to let go. “I’ll say hello to Gohan for you when I see him.”
“Okay.” ChiChi released Goku’s hand. She pressed her hand to her chest and willed herself to remember his touch. She heard Videl say she thinks Gohan is still alive. ChiChi wanted that to be true but knew Goku wouldn’t tell her Gohan is dead if he was not.
Baba urged Goku it’s time to leave but Goten’s soft voice held him back. “Um… umm.”
“What is it, Goten?”
Perhaps it was being a mother or someone who loves Goku so much but ChiChi knew what her little boy wanted. “You want Daddy to give you a hug.” Her little one’s pink face confirmed she was right.
“Why didn’t you say so?” Goku picked up Goten and gave him a final hug. “Goten,” Goku whispered, “take care of Mom for me.” Goku placed Goten next to ChiChi, tenderly rubbed his head and with a final goodbye, jumped in the air with Baba.
“Bye, everybody!” Goku cheerily waved. “See ya again when you die!”
ChiChi smiled despite her tears. Goku’s tone-deaf bluntness strikes again. Typical, Goku.
Goten wasn’t smiling. He was sad. He only had a Daddy for a few hours and now it was over. He liked him a lot. He was stronger than Big Brother and Mr. Vegeta and cooler than Mr. Kenji. “Momma,” Goten’s teary face spoke to his Momma. She knelt, held her arms open and welcomed him in. “I know,” his Momma’s soothing voice comforted him. “I miss Daddy already, too.”
ChiChi stood in the doorway watching Goten and Trunks sleep. They worked with Piccolo until after eleven. The boys were barely standing before Piccolo called it a night and let them rest. The fighter in ChiChi held back the mother in her from scolding Piccolo for working the boys so hard.
At least he didn’t hit them but will they be ready in time?
ChiChi was wary. The boys have the power but not the experience. ChiChi remembered how determined Gohan was to train for the Artificial Humans. He had experiences with the Saiyan invasion and Namek to toughen him for battle. Goten and Trunks never had that kind of reality to deal with. They were experiencing loss losing Gohan and Vegeta but ChiChi wasn’t sure if that was enough to motivate the boys.
ChiChi continued down the hall. This palace was eerily quiet. Her home in the mountains wasn’t this quiet. My home. Is it still standing?
From yesterday’s broadcast, ChiChi knew Majin Boo was destroying cities, towns and communities. Nothing was going to be spared.
Is Papa’s village still standing? ChiChi thought of Aki and his family and Kaifun. They went home before Goku returned. Aki probably has his family in the bunker but that won’t protect them from Majin Boo. Are they still alive? Is anyone on Earth still alive?
There wasn’t a TV here so she couldn’t be updated on what was going on.
Are we the only ones left?
As ChiChi stepped onto the tiled courtyard, she saw Bulma standing on the edge. I doubt she slept. Though Bulma experienced and survived dangerous situations, this was different. She wasn’t directly affected with the previous events as she is now. Her relationship with Yamcha at the time of his death was different from her relationship with Vegeta at his death. This was the first time she lost a lover and had a child involved in the danger.
“Bulma?” Bulma wiped her face. “I can come back.”
“Don’t.” Bulma stopped ChiChi from leaving. “You can stay. I need you to stay.”
“Did you sleep?”
Bulma snorted a soft laugh. “Does two hours count?”
“I couldn’t sleep the night Goku and Gohan didn’t return home, and when I knew what happened, I don’t think I slept an hour that night.” She hated that dark time. Next to Goku’s death at the Cell Game, it was the worst moment of her life. “I think it was a week before I could sleep the whole night.”
“How many hours did you sleep last night, ChiChi?”
“Probably six.”
Bulma wished she got half of that. She walked along the curved border of Kami’s Temple. Her human eyes did not grant her the sight of the destruction bestowing the planet but she knew many were gone. “Is this how it felt for you? Did you feel empty? Angry?”
“Helpless I couldn’t stop it. Frustrated I didn’t know anything. It’s the not knowing that drives you crazy.” ChiChi walked in step with Bulma. “But you have us to help you through this.”
ChiChi said it to comfort her but it made Bulma feel guilty. “But you didn’t have anyone.”
“I had my father.”
“I’m sure he was some comfort but it wasn’t us. It wasn’t me. I…..” Bulma tried to find her words. “I didn’t realize I was selfish. I was…..” Bulma prided herself on being right. She didn’t want to admit to being wrong but in this case…. “I’m sorry, ChiChi.”
ChiChi never expected an apology from Bulma. She made her peace with things done to her years ago. She knew the source of the apology and wished this was not the way for Bulma to admit her faults. “You don’t have to, Bulma.”
“I should. I was part of why you were the way you were then. I was used to Goku always fighting. He wasn’t my husband. He wasn’t the father of my child. He… he wasn’t my lover. When Goku died, I was sad but ….  losing Vegeta …. contending with Trunks….” Her emotions were everywhere. She couldn’t handle it. How did ChiChi...? Is this what she felt? “I don’t want him to, ChiChi! I don’t want to lose Trunks like I lost Vegeta! He’s eight years old! He shouldn’t be fighting a monster like Majin Boo! He should be play fighting with his Dad! He should be goofing off with Goten! He should…..”
“Be living the life of a child.” ChiChi finished. “I know.”
“I didn’t.” The guilt was pouring out of Bulma. She thought of Gohan fighting Saiyans; Gohan going to Namek and flying off with Krillin to fight Freeza and his gang. It was acceptable. Gohan was Goku’s son. He should be fighting monsters and aliens like his father. He should be going into space.
Now Bulma knew she was wrong to think that.
“No wonder you were so pissed with us.” Bulma thought ChiChi overreacted. She thought ChiChi was overemotional with Gohan going to Namek and cold to Goku. How did Goku put up with her for five years? How could ChiChi leap over her husband? What a bitch. Bulma was ashamed of how she thought of ChiChi. She felt disgusted with herself. “You’re probably not shocked but I didn’t think fondly of you then.”
“Who did?” ChiChi was amused Bulma didn’t think she noticed. “All of you hated me.”
“We did.” Bulma remembered Master Roshi and Krillin complaining about ChiChi. She remembered her complaints. “We were so awful to you.” I kept what was happening on Namek from her. I never visited her when Goku was dead and Gohan was kidnapped. “I was such a bitch to you. You should’ve slapped me.”
ChiChi wanted to slap them all. Multiple times. It took years for that pain to mend and for her to finally have a laugh at it. “If I did that, you wouldn’t be standing here now.”
A genuine laugh broke from Bulma then. How true that was. “It’s amazing how far we’ve come. We went from having nothing in common to both taking Saiyans as lovers and now this. Widows. I guess we should change our club from the Saiyan Women Club to the Saiyan Widow Club.”
“The monograms stay the same,” ChiChi joked.
“Yeah.” Bulma looked up at the morning sky thinking of Vegeta. She leaned her head against ChiChi’s shoulder as she, too, looked up thinking of Goku.
“I couldn’t have made it without my Dad. Your parents will help you, Bulma.”
“Maybe when this is over but not now. West City is gone, ChiChi.” She revealed the shocking news as if talking about the weather. “I talked to Dad last night. I told him I will call today. He’s not answering.”
“How can you…..?” They were out of range of any cell phone tower.
“Satellite phone. I knew I needed one after I came here years ago.” Bulma pulled out her phone. “The robots would have answered. I haven’t gotten anyone in an hour. We don’t have Goku, Gohan or Vegeta. I hope our boys can do it, ChiChi. Because we don’t have anyone else.”
The last twenty-four hours were a chaotic blur for Mark. He was declared the world champion again but he couldn’t celebrate his victory with the attack in the stadium by Contestant Vegeta dominating the news. He was wanted by the police until news spread that people killed at the stadium were alive again. The news was still sketchy since everyone hadn’t been accounted for.
On top of that, a monster calling himself Majin Boo was randomly blowing up cities. West City was a target since someone reported Trunks Briefs live there. He was one of the three people wanted by Majin Boo, but hours passed and West City still flourish until an hour after dawn, news came West City was destroyed.
Satan City was still around and many people were flocking there to be safe since it was the home of the man who killed Cell.
Mark never returned home after the tournament. He was transported to a deep underground facility where the King of Earth and many high-ranking officials retreated to when Majin Boo’s destruction began. He stalled going after Majin Boo saying he needed to recover from the tournament. This delay bought him time to come up with a scheme he hoped would pay off.
“Why the hell do I have to go?” Mark placed his camera in his bag. He’ll need that to show proof he killed Majin Boo. “Those people who killed Cell should be the ones to go. Why can’t they kill Majin Boo and let me take credit for it? Eighty percent of the world is dead. What are they waiting for?”
Mark grabbed his box of chocolates and placed it carefully over the TNT he packed.  He laced the sweet chocolate with the deadliest poisons on Earth. “Maybe they can’t kill Majin Boo because they are dead, too.”
And that scared the hell out of Mark. If that was true, then he was Earth’s only hope. “Why do I have the bad luck?”
As he zipped his bag, Mark thought of his daughter. Videl was so angry with him. Baby Girl. He never thought she would find out the truth.
“I know you didn’t defeat Cell.”
“We’re rich because you lied and took credit for something you didn’t do!”
“I wanted to be as strong as you. I thought I was invincible because I thought you defeated Cell.”
“I almost died today because I didn’t give up against Spopovich because I’m your daughter!!”
“I don’t wanna look at you anymore, Dad.”
Mark called Videl several times but she never answered her phone. Mark didn’t know if Videl had it turned off or if she was dead.
Videl, I hope you are still alive.
Someone entered the room. Mark expected it to be a soldier coming to escort him to the helicopter that will fly him to Majin Boo’s home. He was surprised to see the King of Earth. They had a bad parting several years ago when King Furry discovered he didn’t defeat Cell. He hadn’t spoken to him since or participated in any events celebrating Mark.
“I know you don’t like me but thanks for letting me stay here.”
“I didn’t want you here but my Generals insisted. They thought the world savior should be here to recoup after the Tenkaichi Budokai.”
Over the years, Mark tried to make amends but King Furry refused all of his gestures. “I understand why you’re mad at me, King, but I’m not a bad person, and if you think I deserve karma for what I did, I got it yesterday. My daughter knows and hates me. I don’t know where she is or if she’s still alive.”
Mark thought that would garner sympathy but King Furry kept silent.
“I did it for Videl. I wanted her to have a better life. Does it mean anything it probably cost me her?” King Furry’s continued silence angered Mark. He was finally admitting his wrongs and all he got was silence. Couldn’t he get a little empathy? “Eighty percent of the world is gone. I’m probably gonna die on this suicide mission. The entire human race may be gone today. Are you gonna die holding this grudge against me?!”
“In a day, generations have been wiped out. Family lines have been purged. You’re not the only one suffering, Mark, but unlike other families, you have been remarkably lucky. Share your luck with the rest of the world.”
Mark sighed. He didn’t need a lecture in riddles before he died. “Could you spell it out?”
“Use your good luck and save the world but also do right and end this charade. Do right by Son Goku and his family.”
Son Goku again. King Chappa, his daughter and King Furry praised him. Why was Son Goku special? There was nothing special about Son Goku in his eyes. Nothing was told of him since the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai. No endorsements. No cameos in movies or TV shows. No talk show appearances. Sounds like a punk who got lucky and quit martial arts before he was found out to be a fraud. “Why do you care so much about Son Goku and his family? He was the previous world champion but he didn’t do anything since. He didn’t keep the Tenkaichi Budokai alive. I did that. He didn’t capitalize on his fame. I did. If he’s a pauper, that’s his fault and I owe him nothing!”
A soldier entered the room. “Mr. Satan, we’re ready to board.”
Checking his appearance in the mirror, Mark disappeared and Mr. Satan came alive. His belt shined, his cape was clean and wrinkle free and his hair was perfect. He was good to go. “Majin Boo, you’re going down! You’ll beg for mercy when I’m done with you!”
Mr. Satan strutted down the hall with his chest puffed out and head held high. Soldiers saluted him while the staff in the facility applauded. When he stepped outside, he tossed his hands up and received thunderous applause and cheers. So many believed in him. So many held hope he will save the world again.
But as his helicopter flew to Majin Boo’s home, Mr. Satan chatted victory with the General and had one thought.
I’m so fucked.
The more Goten and Trunks trained, the more worried Piccolo became of them and victory against Majin Boo. Training for Goten and Trunks continued after breakfast until the first fusion commenced. It was a disaster where Goten and Trunks morphed into a chubby blob. The second fusion morphed the boys into a frail old man. The third fusion worked and the fused boys called themselves Gotenks.
Gotenks was powerful as Goku predicted but his ego was out of control. Gotenks flew off cockily predicting victory. He returned five later minutes with a bloodied, bruised body. Once the boys unfused, they were promptly disciplined by their mothers. The boys were humbled and spent the rest of the day training.
They were in sync again but their ego grew even more. Krillin said it best. “Better body but same stupid attitude.”
Gotenks wasted his time flying around the Earth, cockily thinking he only needed a minute to fight Majin Boo but when he finally used that minute, the boys unfused and ran away. Now they were having lunch and will have a nap; something forced on by both mothers.
Piccolo thought he could handle ChiChi but contending with ChiChi and Bulma was too much. He gave in and while the boys ate and rest, Piccolo checked up on Majin Boo. He guessed that 80% of the world’s population was gone. Tien was still around but all the major cities including Earth’s capital and West City were gone. So was Gyu-Mao’s village.
The biggest surprise was Majin Boo and how Mr. Satan hadn’t gotten himself killed. Mr. Satan praised the monster, gave massages, cooked and read bedtime stories to him. Without fighting and being kind, Mr. Satan convinced Majin Boo to stop killing. The nightmare would’ve been over if not for two foolish humans who attacked them. Mr. Satan was heroic in fighting off the criminals but they retaliated by shooting Mr. Satan. Majin Boo revived him but this act of violence caused a dark evil to purge from Majin Boo.
“This isn’t good,” Piccolo observed the fat Majin Boo and the tall Evil Boo battle each other. Fat Boo lost when the Evil Boo turned Fat Boo into a cookie and ate him. 
“What’s gonna happen now?” Dende saw everything unfold with Piccolo. “Where is he going? There’s not many people left to kill.”
“Shit!” Piccolo cursed when he noticed Evil Boo flying towards Korin’s Tower. “He’s found us! He’s coming here!”
There was no place to run or hide when Evil Boo arrived on Kami’s Temple. Evil Boo wanted Goten and Trunks. Piccolo stalled using Videl as leverage and sacrificing the remaining people on Earth. His deal gave everyone on Kami’s Temple an hour before Evil Boo vow to kill again.
ChiChi approached Piccolo while Krillin left to wake up Goten and Trunks and take them to the Room of Spirit of Time. ChiChi knew minutes in that room will give the boys days but she wondered if that was enough. ChiChi hated the beast who killed her son. She wanted to slap that beast and demand her son’s return. It was illogical. She knew that but she wanted to inflict some pain on the monster.
“Piccolo, can Trunks and Goten defeat him?”
“You saw them, ChiChi. They’re invincible fused.”
“Invincible but incompetent.” ChiChi wasn’t as skilled as Piccolo but she knew martial arts. She knew Goten’s style and witnessed the Fusion failures. “They have the power but they don’t know how to use it. Trunks is too arrogant and Goten is too playful. It’s a bad combination. I warned Goku this when he told me his plan.”
“He didn’t have a choice.” Piccolo knew Goku’s idealistic plan had more flaws than merit but without Gohan and Vegeta, they were the only option. “There’s no one else, ChiChi. The best we can do is stall for time. Evil Boo will give us an hour. It’ll be over then.”
Whatever that end was, ChiChi didn’t have hope it was a victory. “They had two days, Piccolo. We both know they need more than Fusion.”
“Yeah,” he agreed, “but we don’t have anything else.”
“There’s one thing…..” ChiChi knew what could do it. “One thing that could give them motivation to win. At least I hope so.”
Piccolo looked away from Evil Boo to ChiChi. Why was she suddenly scared? “What are you thinking?”
“Krillin’s death pushed Goku to be a Super Saiyan. Goku’s death help Gohan beat Cell. Maybe my…..”
“No.” Piccolo knew what ChiChi wanted to do. “Don’t do it.”
“Those boys need to be pushed and Fusion isn’t enough. If I have to choose being turned into chocolate and eaten by that monster, standing around gawking while he shoots me dead or die fighting, I choose the latter. I won’t stand around and wait to be killed.”
If given a choice, Piccolo would go down fighting, too. “I understand, but the boys know about Vegeta and Gohan.”
“That hasn’t done what Goku hoped it would. Maybe seeing my death can help, and if it works, you can bring me back with the dragon balls.”
And if it doesn’t work and I meet Son in the afterlife, he’ll kick my ass.
“Okay then.” ChiChi made her decision and wasn’t changing her mind. “I’ll go now.”
Piccolo tried one more time to reason with ChiChi. “ChiChi, you don’t stand a chance. He’ll kill you in a second.”
“I can give more than a second.” ChiChi knew she would die but she wasn’t going down that quickly. “It may give the boys a chance and save everyone else.”
“ChiChi….” Piccolo tried again but ChiChi leapt from the balcony and marched to Evil Boo. Goten and Trunks were awake and coming to him. They stopped when they saw ChiChi walking to Evil Boo. Don’t let your mother’s sacrifice be in vain. Let it motivate you. Piccolo winced at ChiChi’s slap against Evil Boo. He had been on the receiving in of ChiChi’s infamous slaps. It stung him but it had no impact on Evil Boo. I can’t believe she attacked him with a slap.
ChiChi was right she could last more than a second against Evil Boo, but it wasn’t much longer after that. Evil Boo turned ChiChi into an egg and crushed her.
At least she wasn’t eaten. She probably didn’t feel it.
Goten reacted as ChiChi expected.
Maybe her sacrifice will be worth it.
Goten got the motivation he needed but Piccolo worried about Trunks. She wasn’t his mother.
Will he keep his arrogance in check to focus in the Room of Spirit and Time?
“Um, excuse me. Piccolo, is it?” Videl wanted to speak to him. “Boo knows my father. Do you know why?”
“Your father became Majin’s Boo’s friend.”
Videl didn’t conceal her disgust. “My father became friends with that monster? He killed everyone on Earth.”
“And that was the smartest thing to do. Your father had his ulterior motives but making friends with Boo, the innocent side before the evil side took over, was the best strategy. He got Boo to give up killing.”
“My Dad?”
“We wouldn’t be in this situation we are in now if not for some stupid humans but your Dad tried. For once in his life, he deserve the title, ‘World Champion.’”
After learning the truth, Videl didn’t think her father had a heroic bone in his body. “I know it was Gohan and his Dad who saved us. I was so angry at my Dad for what he did. I can’t believe he did something good.”
“I didn’t think he was anything more than a blowhard but spending time with others can change perceptions.” 
Videl agreed. I thought Gohan’s mother was rude and irritable but…. Videl thought of how ChiChi fixed her hair after she wrecked it. She was kind to me even after discovering who my Dad is. She raised two kids alone while my Dad took the money she should have had. “You sound as if you’re speaking from experience.”
Piccolo smiled at the teen. “I couldn’t stand Gohan’s mother. She hated me and I wanted to kill Gohan’s father. I consider them family now.”
“I see.” Videl rubbed her cell phone in her pocket. She hadn’t spoken to her father since she lashed out at him. Before she was transported to Kami’s Temple, Videl received a call from her father but ignored it. She tried calling Erasa and Sharpner but there was a dead signal every time. She didn’t have a satellite phone and seeing what was done earlier, knew her friends were dead. She never called her father. She was too angry but seeing ChiChi die and learning what her father accomplished against Majin Boo, she wanted to talk to him.
“NO MORE WAITING!!!” Evil Boo cried out as he destroyed the hourglass.
Videl trembled. She saw what this monster did to Earth. She saw what he did to ChiChi. I don’t wanna die. I wanna talk to my Dad.
Time was running out. Piccolo led Evil Boo away and Videl saw this as her chance to talk to her father. The signal on her phone was dead and the battery was low but maybe, just maybe her father will get her message. “Dad… it’s Videl. I don’t know if you will hear this but I might die and I have to say this to you before I go…..”
“He rubbed me to see if I were a male.”
ChiChi threw her head back laughing with her companions. “That sounds like Goku.”
Death came so fast for ChiChi that she couldn’t comprehend it. After she slapped him, Evil Boo said, ‘You’re an egg.’ ChiChi thought Evil Boo would fight her but he aimed his antennae at her. ChiChi felt something tingling her body and poof! Nothing.
After that, she stood before a large man behind a giant desk talking to Baba.  
I’m dead. She looked at her hands amazed she still had them. I still have my body.
Goku told her people are turned into spirits while very few keep their bodies. She suspected based on Baba and King Yemma’s conversation, Evil Boo was the reason she kept her body. There were so many deaths coming in from Earth, that it created a massive overload and overwork of all the ogres. They couldn’t keep up with all the deaths and since these deaths might be temporary, King Yemma allowed the last casualties from Earth to keep their bodies.
ChiChi used this stroke of good luck to ask about Goku and Gohan. She wanted to be with her family. She received the shocking news Gohan is still alive. He wasn’t on Earth but in another realm and Goku went to look for him. ChiChi wasn’t allowed to follow so she settled for the next best thing.
A trip to the Grand Kai’s planet. She will see where Goku lived his seven years and meet people he became friends with. ChiChi wasn’t alone. There were several fighters from across the universe on the plane. ChiChi sat with a group from Earth. There were two Earthlings who knew Goku.
Nam and King Chappa.
Right now, ChiChi laughed at Nam’s story of his adventure with Goku after the 22nd Tenkaichi Budokai. “I always knew Goku would grow into a fine man, and speaking to you, I know he had a happy life with you.”
“Thank you, Nam. We were very happy. It ended too soon but I’m very happy with our sons.”
“The world needs to know the truth.” King Chappa shared his encounter with Mr. Satan upon learning who ChiChi was. “I wanted to expose Mr. Satan but he cheated my students out of competing.”
“It is a shame Mr. Satan prefers to perform fraudulent acts but in death, he will receive his karma.” Nam doubted Mr. Satan’s heroics but he wasn’t as bothered as King Chappa. “We have been granted to visit a world with the universe's best fighters. This is an achievement Mr. Satan will never receive.”
The plane landed on a runway near the Grand Kai’s palace. Everyone departed and was met with a group of fighters. ChiChi noticed the fighters waiting paired up with the ones who departed the plane. King Chappa and Nam were picked up leaving ChiChi alone until a tall, beautiful woman approached her.
“Hello, I’m Kimani. Welcome to the Grand Kai’s planet. A few of us volunteer to welcome the newest dead fighters and show them around. Think of me as your guide until you get acquainted here.”
“Thank you. I’m Son ChiChi,” she bowed. “It’s nice to meet you.”
“There’s no need for formalities with me. I know who you are, wife of Son Goku.”
“You know me?” ChiChi gave the woman a quick look over. You know my husband?”
Kimani smiled as she thought of ChiChi as her best friend. “All the fighters do. Goku is very popular here. He’s a big kid always wanting to fight with the strongest. Although,” Kimani made a disgusted face, “he needs to work on his manners. He’s very uncouth. It’s unattractive and not appealing at all. Oh,” Kimani caught herself as if she said something bad. “I don’t mean to offend. Of course you found Goku attractive and appealing. He didn’t do anything for me.”
“I see.” She was different from other women. ChiChi noticed when out with Goku, other women would look and some would be bold enough to make advances. Kimani didn’t appear interested. “That’s my Goku but how do you know me?”
“Goku talked so much about you and Gohan. I left behind someone when I came here, too,” she lied. “Goku and I connected on that. Goku shared so many stories, I think of you as a sister.”
“That’s very kind of you.”
“Goku was so excited to see you and Gohan but I don’t understand why you are here and he’s not.” She carefully inquired, “Do you know why?”
“That’s a long story.”
“Oh, we have time,” Kimani wrapped her arm around ChiChi’s. “You can tell me and I’ll tell you all about Goku’s life here.”
While ChiChi and Kimani got acquainted, Goku was billions of miles away on the Supreme Kai’s planet. He focused on Earth and Evil Boo’s energy until it suddenly disappeared. The Old Kai created a globe for him to see what was happening on Earth. It activated in time for Goku to helplessly see Evil Boo escape the Room of Spirit and Time, turn everyone into chocolate and eat.
King Kai was right he should let the living fight their battles but being around his family and friends again; saying goodbye to his wife and youngest son and watching his closest friends die revealed to Goku he wanted to live again.
"The dragon balls….." Goku kept saying the dragon balls will revive everyone. He didn't worry about the deaths because of the dragon balls. It was easy to say when those deaths didn't have the faces of people he knew. He couldn’t be so detached seeing friends he’d known most of his life turn into chocolate and be eaten by Evil Boo. Wait. Where's ChiChi? He didn't see her turn into chocolate but everyone was gone except for Piccolo and Gotenks. "Where is she?" "Who?" Supreme Kai asked. "ChiChi. I didn’t see her turn into chocolate." Kibito asked, "Who is ChiChi?" "My wife. I don't see her." "Boo killed her before," the Old Kai casually informed Goku as he turned a page of his manga. “She was turned into an egg and crushed.” Killed? If Goku’s heart was beating, it would have stopped. He killed my ChiChi. “When did this happen?” He killed ChiChi. He killed ChiChi!
“Goku?” the Supreme Kai noticed a craze look glaze over Goku. His Ki kept rising as the ground around them trembled.
He killed ChiChi. He killed ChiChi.
Gohan and the Old Kai noticed the ground trembling. “Dad? Who died?”
Gohan’s voice saved Goku from exploding. As angry as he was, he couldn’t tip Gohan off to the news about ChiChi. He calmed down but his curious son needed an answer. “He killed Bulma.”
“Oh.” That was sad but Gohan didn’t expect his Dad to react that way with Bulma’s death. He pimped her off to the Old Kai. “Good thing it wasn’t Mom. We might not be standing here if she was killed.”
“Busy day,” Kimani mused as another plane landed on the Grand Kai’s planet. Kimani left ChiChi with King Chappa and Nam to welcome the new arrivals. She enjoyed talking with ChiChi. She was naïve and open to share many things about Goku. Many things, Kimani thought she could use to win Goku over when he returned.
Only two passengers departed the plane this time. A tall man and a short man. At least the tall man is cute. “I’m Kimani. Where are you from?”
Krillin noticed Yamcha staring at Kimani. She was a beautiful woman. Krillin would drool, too, if he didn’t have 18 and they weren’t on a mission to find ChiChi. Baba told them she came here when they asked of her. “We’re from Earth.”
“Earth?” Kimani’s eyes lit up. “The last fighter we received from Earth would’ve greeted you but he left to return on a one-day visit. I am greeting people from the North Quadrant in his place. He is Son Goku. Did you know him?”
“We’re his friends.” Yamcha quickly found his voice with the beautiful fighter. “I’m Yamcha!”
“I’m friends with Goku, too,” Kimani bragged. “We’ve gotten very close.”
“Close?” Krillin wondered how close as he looked over Kimani’s fit and beautiful frame. “Are you sparring partners?”
Kimani’s sly smile and flirtatious eyes hinted at more. “You can say that. We spar and practiced Fusion together. We even swam and flew naked. Goku has a beautiful body.”
“Naked?” Yamcha blushed. “You two? But Goku’s married.”
“Marriage is dissolved by death. You’re not tied to bonds in the living world here.” Kimani didn’t have Goku yet and saw no wrong in flirting with his friend until then. He could give her insight into winning Goku over. “Are you married, Yamcha?”
“No,” Yamcha flushed. Kimani’s eyes on him made him nervous and excited. “Krillin is but his family is on another planet.”
“I’m only here to look for ChiChi,” Krillin wanted it clear he wasn’t here for any conjugal activities.
“We’re here for eternity. You can’t spend it bonded to one person.” Kimani trailed her finger over Yamcha’s face like a painter with his brush. “Here you’re free to do and be with who you want.” Yamcha blushed as Kimani pulled his face close to hers. Yamcha’s lips parted as if expecting a kiss but Kimani pulled away laughing and walked off. “I’m looking forward to Goku’s return so we can resume our relationship. His wife is here, too, if you want to meet her.”
“Wife?” She met ChiChi?! She’s still around after that? “I can't believe it.” Yamcha couldn’t take his eyes off Kimani’s retreating hips. “Goku has a girlfriend. Do you think ChiChi knows?” Krillin shook his head. “No. Kimani doesn’t look as if her ass has been kicked. Goku doesn’t have a reason to tell ChiChi about Kimani. He went back to Earth for a day. ChiChi didn’t have to know.”
“Yeah,” Yamcha agreed. “But I still can't believe Goku. I didn't think he'd be like that.” “Goku is dead so he's not cheating on ChiChi, and when you die, marriage bonds are broken.”
Krillin said it so casually as if it was natural but Yamcha couldn’t wrap his head to Goku thinking that way. “I never thought Goku would be interested in other women. He seemed happy with ChiChi.” “Goku discovered women with ChiChi. Here, he found someone compatible. Look at Kimani. She’s more than beautiful. She’s a fighter and if she sparred with Goku, she must be very strong. Goku can’t pass that up.”
“ChiChi is a fighter, too,” Yamcha defended her. “They were compatible when they got married.”
“Then.” When they were teenagers, Goku and ChiChi were very compatible. Krillin thought ChiChi was beautiful and he was jealous Goku landed a beauty like that without trying. “Goku’s gotten so much stronger since and there were issues between them before Goku died.”
“Issues?”
“Goku’s obsession with fighting and not being around the family. ChiChi told 18 Goku promised to work after the Cell Game. Goku chose to say dead. You put it together.”
Yamcha picked up Krillin’s hint. “You’re not saying Goku stayed dead to be free?”
“Who knows what goes on in Goku’s head but it makes sense. He said it on Kami’s Temple he wasn’t being a martyr staying dead and look where Goku has been. Seven years on a planet of fighters and he meets a woman like Kimani.”
Yamcha hoped Krillin was wrong. “I hope that’s not it. If it is, ChiChi blew it not moving on with Kenji.”
ChiChi was right about Goten and Trunks. They’re not ready.
The boys had the strength but not the discipline. Even after knowing Majin Boo killed everyone on Earth, they were playful and didn’t take the fight seriously. When he trained Goten and Trunks, Goku noticed Goten was listening but Trunks trailed off a few times. The boy was like his father. He didn’t want to listen to him. Gotenks’ latest arrogance caused the Fusion to end and left Goten and Trunks vulnerable to Evil Boo.  
Luckily, Gohan finished his training with the Old Kai and was on his way to Earth. Gohan’s power was phenomenal. Goku wanted a spar to test his son’s powers but he let his son leave to be the hero he knew his son can be again.
That’s my boy!
Gohan was incredible! His blows had an impact on Evil Boo every time. He bled. He got frustrated. Evil Boo couldn’t stop Gohan or land a strike on him. And then the worst thing happened again.
Gohan’s cockiness returned.
Instead of finishing off Evil Boo, Gohan allowed Evil Boo to create a diversion and escape. That cursed Saiyan trait came out of Gohan during the Cell Game. It happened to Goku against Freeza but that experience taught him to finish an opponent. Goku thought Gohan learned from Cell but he made the same mistake again. He got careless in his arrogance and let Evil Boo escape. He was hiding and Goku worried was planning a plot against Gohan he won’t be ready for.
There was a good thing about this reprieve. Gohan found Dende and Mr. Satan. “He must be the luckiest guy on Earth.” Goku mused. “How did he survive?”
The reunion of Earth’s only survivors ended when Evil Boo returned and requested Goten and Trunks to fuse again. “I can’t believe they’re doing it,” the Old Kai shook his head at the boys fusing. “Boo is up to something. Don’t they see that?” The Old Kai’s suspicions were proven right when Evil Boo absorbed Gotenks as Super Saiyan Three and Piccolo. “See?”
Goku screamed into the globe. “Gohan! Kill him now!” It was Gohan’s best chance to defeat Evil Boo by killing him before he completely absorb Piccolo and Gotenks, but Gohan didn’t react in time.   
The Old Kai was impressed with Evil Boo’s sneakiness as he revealed his plan to Gohan like a cartoon TV villain. “He sensed me giving Gohan his power-up. Gohan was walking into a trap the moment Evil Boo went into hiding.”
“But Gohan’s still superior, right?” The younger Supreme Kai hoped so. “Gohan can still win.”
“It won’t be easy.” Goku knew Gohan had an uphill battle. “Evil Boo absorbed Piccolo. He knows Gohan’s strengths and weaknesses.”
Goku was right. The battle reversed in Evil Boo’s favor. He outmatched Gohan in speed, strength and fighting prowess. It was worse than Gohan’s fight against Dabura as he was completely outmatched, bled and beaten so cruelly that he laid on the ground helpless and unable to stop Evil Boo’s attacks.
“Dammit!” Goku slammed a fist into the grass. It couldn’t end like this. He could not watch his son die. I need to get to Gohan. I can’t let Evil Boo kill him and Goten. “There has to be a way to help Gohan!” Goku didn’t care if he ceased to exist. He will save his son!
“I did not foresee this happening with Gohan.” The Old Kai knew it was over for Gohan but there was one more player who could enter the game. “There’s only one choice left. Goku, you have to go back.”
The Old Kai wasn’t the only one who realized it was time for a dead warrior to return to Earth. At King Yemma’s palace, Vegeta was also summoned. Vegeta knew he didn’t have a chance against Evil Boo but he wanted another fight against the monster.
Vegeta didn’t expect Goku to be on Earth again. If he had time, he’d kick Goku’s ass for what he did to him. The younger Saiyan mocked him and let Vegeta think he had a chance against him when he hid his Super Saiyan Three form. He was so furious he didn’t care to hear the younger Saiyan babble about putting on an earring to fuse and beat Evil Boo.
Combine with Kakarrot? I rather die again and cease to exist.
That was Vegeta’s expectation. He’ll die fighting Evil Boo and cease to exist. Evil Boo would continue his rampage killing Goku and destroying Earth. Let Evil Boo destroy Earth and any planet he wanted. Vegeta didn’t care anymore except he did and Goku knew how to reach him.
Bulma.
She was his weakness as ChiChi was Goku’s weakness. Goku made a passionate plea of how Evil Boo killed everyone. Their family and friends were gone because of this monster. Bulma was turned into chocolate and eaten by Boo. Trunks was absorbed and inside Evil Boo. Goku offered a chance for them to rescue their sons and bring everyone they love back to life.
Vegeta was still angry with Goku but he pushed that aside to bring back his family.
It’s the least I can do. It was my pride that freed Boo.
Vegeta agreed to put on the earring and as he clipped it to his ear, Goku revealed the price of their union. 
“I should warn you. Once we combine we can’t split apart.”
Ah, fuck! I’m gonna be stuck with this fool for the rest of our lives? At least his wife is a good cook.
“Vegito’s handling himself well against Boo.”
“As long as they keep their Saiyan pride in check, they’ll win.” The Old Kai knew a lot about Saiyans and viewing Vegeta and Goku arguing before they fused didn’t leave the Old Kai optimistic about the fight. “Their personalities are like those little boys performing that silly Fusion dance. They’re arrogant and are taunting Boo like them.”
Vegito’s fight frustrated the Kais as they seemed to fall into the same traps as Gotenks. When they were absorbed, the Supreme Kai thought it was the end of them all but the Old Kai noticed Evil Boo didn’t change as he did when he absorb Gotenks, Gohan and Piccolo. This left the Old Kai thinking Vegito had a plan and deliberately got himself absorbed.
His theory was proven right when an hour after the absorption, Goku and Vegeta escaped Evil Boo with Gohan, Goten, Trunks and Piccolo. Evil Boo went through another transformation that turned him into a shorter version of himself. The Old Kai thought this Evil Boo was easier to defeat but the Supreme Kai turned white in fear exclaiming Evil Boo is in his original form.
The change prompted the Supreme Kai to tell the origins of Evil Boo and how he was a menace of pure evil. He killed the Supreme Kai of the North and West and absorbed the Supreme Kai of the South and the Supreme Kai over all of them. Their burly and chubby forms were reflected in the forms of the Evil Boo Gotenks and Gohan fought and the chubby form of Majin Boo who Vegeta and Goku originally battled. Without them, this shorter Evil Boo had no soul or remorse. It could not be controlled. All he wanted to do was destroy.
This was reflected when Evil Boo created a giant Ki with enough power to destroy the Earth. The Old Kai ordered the Supreme Kai to Earth to hand Goku and Vegeta his potara earrings so they can fuse and destroy Evil Boo. The Supreme Kai left but when he arrived on Earth, there wasn’t time to give pass on his earrings. There was only enough time to grab Goku and teleport him, Vegeta and their extra passengers back to the sacred planet of the Kai before Earth was destroyed.
The loss of Earth was a massive blow. The Old Kai knew if Evil Boo had the power to detect him drawing out Gohan’s power while he was on a killing spree on Earth, he survived blowing up with the planet and after he regenerate, will come here to finish them all. Until then, they could take the moment to regroup and create a plan for the final battle.
Son Goku, however, was caught up in the massive loss that came to him when they escaped Earth before her destruction.
Gohan. Goten. I’m sorry. Forgive me.
When Evil Boo created that massive ball, Goku knew he and Vegeta couldn’t stop it. It was too big and powerful. Escape was their only option. They flew away heading to the spot where they dropped off their sleeping sons and Piccolo. On the way, Goku saw Dende and Mr. Satan Making a split-second decision, Goku swooped down to Dende and Mr. Satan. He ignored Vegeta’s ‘What the fuck are you doing?!’ and picked up the Earth’s Guardian and Champion.
Goku rejoined Vegeta but as they raced to their sons, Goku felt the massive evil energy of Evil Boo edging closer to him. It was too fast and would consume them before he could reach his sons. Goku had another split-second decision to make: pick up his sons and die or escape to the Kai’s planet and regroup.
Maybe I can teleport down to the boys and grab them before escaping.
The plan had a very slim chance of working but Goku wouldn’t abandon his sons. He tried concentrating on the boys’ Ki while flying fast to get away from Evil Boo’s destructive Ki. It was impossible to do two things at once.
There ain’t enough time. I can only teleport once.
It was a cruel blessing for Goku he didn’t have to choose where he will teleport to. The Supreme Kai appeared and extended his hand. Goku grabbed it while Vegeta grabbed his shirt. As they vanished from Earth, Goku gave one last look to his sons, Piccolo and Trunks.
“Dammit!” Goku slammed his fist into the grass again. “We made it but the Earth. Gohan. Goten. Piccolo. Trunks. They’re gone.”
My boys. I let them down.
“You son of a dick!” Vegeta growled. He grabbed Goku by his shirt and screamed. “Why the hell did you save those two and a damn dog and not our sons?! Have you lost your fucking mind?!!”
Goku looked away. He understood Vegeta’s anger. He was angry with himself but he didn’t want to hear it. “Vegeta… not now.”
“Not now?! You don’t get to tell me what to do after what you did! You abandoned your sons for a damn buffoon, a dog and a weak-ass Guardian! I thought you learned from seven years ago but you haven’t changed. You abandon your family when they need you the most!”
Goku slowly turned his head back to Vegeta. He would say that to him after what he did? Goku slapped Vegeta’s arm away. He rose to his feet, glowering at the shorter Saiyan. Vegeta was an ass and Goku had a lot of patience with him but this was too far! “If you weren’t so obsessed with beating me, Majin Boo never would have been released! Our wives wouldn’t be dead! Our sons wouldn’t be dead! Earth wouldn’t be dead!”
“This isn’t all on me, Kakarrot! If you didn’t mock me and fought me as a Super Saiyan Three, it never would’ve come to this!”
“Maybe I would have if you weren’t sensitive over your pride! When will you get over that, Vegeta?! We have lost everything important to us because of it! I understand your anger, Vegeta, but don’t take it out on me you couldn’t save Trunks!”
“I was following you to our sons!”
“You know there was no way to reach them before Boo’s destructive blast got us! I saved Dende and Mr. Satan because they were closer. Even if I didn’t stop to get them, there’s no way I would’ve gotten to our boys in time. But you know that or you wouldn’t have grabbed onto my shirt instead of going for our sons!”
“If you’re done with your childish bickering,” the Old Kai steered the Saiyans to focus, “we need to develop a plan to defeat Evil Boo or we’re all done for.”
Dende came up with the plan to use the Namekian dragon balls to revive Earth and her people. The Old Kai protested against Namekians using the dragon balls to aid other planets but changed his mind when Goku offered to get him a picture of a pretty Earthling who died. Vegeta knew in his gut Goku was speaking of Bulma. It was an unfortunate logical choice for Goku to make. Vegeta knew of Bulma’s previous antics to get dragon balls. He knew of her flashing Master Roshi. Bulma wasn’t that way anymore but Vegeta was damned he was going to allow Goku to use his Bulma like that. He snapped at Goku demanding he use his wife instead. Vegeta knew Goku would reject that idea but he never expected Goku to lie about ChiChi and put down her looks as an excuse.
He’s lying about ChiChi being flat-chested. He was close to ChiChi several times. He danced with her at her investiture. He knew ChiChi wasn’t flat-chested but he loved the idea of telling ChiChi Goku said that just to see her murder him.
Goku and Vegeta refused to use Supreme Kai’s potara earrings. If they were going to win against Evil Boo, they will do it on their own. Neither thought as they prepared themselves for the final battle against Evil Boo, they will have the entire universe to aid them and Mark, Earth’s biggest con artist, prove he is Earth’s world champion.  
Mark thought of himself as a shrewd businessman and a confidence artist rather than a con artist. He proclaimed himself as Earth’s world champion when he knew his biggest fights were cleverly advertised and carefully arranged. He was a big showman who dazzled the crowd with wit and catchphrases. He knew he didn’t defeat Cell but the opportunity presented itself for him to take credit, receive the fame he always wanted and provide Videl with the life she deserved. He never saw anything wrong in his deception or felt guilt for what he did.
Videl’s reaction to what he did was the first chip in his guilt-free armor. When Videl confirmed it was Son Goku and Son Gohan who defeated Cell and Son Goku died leaving a widow and two kids, it bothered him.
“He, his Mom and little brother live in poverty while we live off the money they deserve!” 
Mark didn’t want anyone living in poverty for what he did. He knew about being poor and hated it and tried to ration his guilt. If Son Goku didn’t provide for his family, it’s not my fault, but if he’s dead and can’t provide for his family, then it is my fault for taking money from them.
Mark tried shaking off the guilt thinking Son Goku wasn’t a special man while he was. Why did King Furry and King Chappa think so highly of him? Why did Videl? She wasn’t born when Son Goku won the tournament. Mark didn’t understand until he, the last Earthling, saw the final battle of Evil Boo. Son Goku was amazing. The special effects he called Goku’s light techniques were real. The physical effect of Son Goku and Evil Boo on the Kai’s planet was real. Son Goku didn’t rely on catchphrases. He battled like a true warrior with physical strength and amazing skills. He saw how the battle exhausted Son Goku. Mark would have quit but Son Goku kept fightig. Mark admired that. He wanted to be that heroic. He wanted to be the hero he was seeing. Mark saw his chance to help by convincing the people of Earth to send their energy to Son Goku and  when he carried an exhausted Vegeta from ground zero before Son Goku launch his massive Spirit Bomb against Evil Boo.
Son Goku is a good man. He’s a real hero.
Son Goku put away the reign of terror of Evil Boo for good. The universe celebrated. Everyone in the afterlife celebrated. Mark celebrated with his new friends as the Kais, Dende and little Bee returned. While the Kais spoke to Goku and Vegeta, little Bee discovered chubby Boo. Seeing Dende heal Goku and Vegeta, Mark picked up Boo and brought him to the group. “He’s still alive. Please help him,” Mark begged. “Can you heal him with your magic?”
“Oh, sure. Of course,” Vegeta dripped with sarcasm. He raised his hand at Boo. “Move the fuck out of the way so I can finish him!”
Mark understood Vegeta’s mistrust but this Boo was his friend. He wasn’t a killer anymore. “Please don’t! He killed because the bad one made him. He’s gone now.”
Bobbidi was gone but Vegeta didn’t believe they can trust chubby Boo. “That doesn’t mean another one can’t come out, influence Boo and bring the end of the world again. Now step aside, Fool!”
“No, don’t!” Mark got on his knees. “He turned bad because a stupid human hurt me and killed his dog! Please don’t kill him. I’ll make sure he stays at our house.”
Goku wasn't sure about keeping Boo around, but hearing Mark’s plea, he changed his mind. “Vegeta, maybe we should believe him.”
Mark smiled. Yes. Yes! Son Goku was not only a real hero but he was an all-around good guy, too!
Vegeta wasn’t so easily persuaded. “You could never make the hard choices, Kakarrot. You spare people instead of killing them.”
“I was right to spare you,” Goku pointed out. “And Boo isn’t as bad. He fought Evil Boo and saved your life.”
Must he be reminded of that? Vegeta volunteered to fight Evil Boo and give Goku time to rev up his Ki and later to buy time for Goku to build up the Spirit Bomb. He got his ass kicked again and it was humiliating that when Goku was ready to launch the Spirit Bomb, he was too weak to move. He was slung over the shoulders of a con man like a piece of meat. Vegeta knew he wouldn’t be here if not for Mark and chubby Boo but, “Two good deeds aren’t enough to absolve all the evil unleashed, Kakarrot.”
“He only acted bad because he was around the wrong people,” Mark tried to persuade Vegeta to not kill his friend. “Around me, I will make sure he stays good.”
Vegeta kept his hand pointed at Boo but he sounded as if listening to Mark when he asked, “You think you can control him?”
“I got him to stop killing,” Mark was proud of that. “I’ll continue teaching him good from bad. We don’t have to worry about Boo being evil anymore.”
“You will keep him in line.” Vegeta chuckled. Saiyans have their pride but we are not as narcissistic as Earthlings. “Humans aren’t immortal. What happens when that dog dies of natural causes? What happens when you die? How do you expect to explain him to the delusional people of Earth? They won’t believe in aliens but they believe you saved them from Cell and now Boo. Kakarrot may be dumb enough to put the safety of his family and planet in your hands but I’m not foolish enough to take that risk.”
“Ah, come on, Vegeta. If it wasn’t for Mr. Satan, the people of Earth wouldn’t have given their energy.”
“Kakarrot, seven years ago, you put the fate of the world on your child. It cost your life. Do you expect me to put the fate of this planet on this bumbling fool’s shoulders? I’m not risking my family for your dumbass decision.”
“Funny you say that after what you did.”
“My mistake shows I know what the hell I’m talking about.” There was another reason Vegeta didn’t want Mark to take in Boo. He knew the con artist’s good intentions were paved with ulterior motives. He’ll use that fat one to continue the con he’s the champion. After years of seeing Mark on TV with one promotion after another and lie after lie about the Cell Game, Vegeta had enough. “It’s time he stops making a living off Saiyans.”
“Making a living?” Goku didn’t understand that but he noticed Mark shrinking behind Boo as if trying to hide. What did he do? “What are you talking about, Vegeta?”
“This jackass made himself rich off your and Gohan’s work from Cell. Cities and streets are named after him. Money that should’ve gone to your wife and sons, went to him and his kid. Every year on the anniversary of your death, they praise this fool. I have to hear from Bulma how this affects your wife. She demands no TV that day. She doesn’t want any of your friends visiting and she locks herself in her room to cry. I’m tired of this clown making money off Saiyans.” Vegeta saw his words affected Goku. That woman is his weakness. One more reveal will get the younger Saiyan to see things his way. “If your wife had some of the money, she wouldn’t be struggling as she is now. Maybe she wouldn’t have been tempted with the biggest mistake.”
Goku knew ChiChi was obsessed with him to win the prize money. Was that why? “But why doesn’t her Dad help her? He always has.”
“I’m sure he does but even I know it costs money to feed Saiyans and unless you have an abundance of money like Bulma, you're screwed.”
“Did ChiChi say that?”
“Your wife is proud, Kakarrot. She wouldn’t say it, but I’ve been by your house a few times. It’s getting worn down.”
“I see.” If things were that bad, Goku knew he had to do something about it. The answer was simple. “If you’ve made money off me and Gohan, Mr. Satan, then you owe us money.”
“I do?” First that hot 18 chick and now him. They’re gonna make me broke. “I’ll give you money if you let Boo live with me.”
“No deal.” Vegeta knew he was right about Mark. “Boo dies and you still give Kakarrot what he’s due.” His hand illuminated over Boo. “Or else.”
“If it can help,” Supreme Kai intervened, “we can take Boo. Evil Boo killed the Supreme Kai of the North and West. He absorbed the Supreme Kai of the South and the Kai that was over all of us.” The Supreme Kai looked down at the sleeping chubby Boo. “That is his form.”
“He is our responsibility,” the Old Kai agreed with the younger Kai. “It should have been us to stop him and not Saiyans. We’ll keep him here.” He patted Supreme Kai’s back. “And I’ll teach this one to be a proper Kai.”
“Can you make sure he won’t turn?” Mark was reluctant to agree to this deal. It was for the best Boo to be with his people but Mark worried about Boo turning again. “I got him to give up killing.”
“He’s not evil incarnate anymore.” Supreme Kai knew it was a big task but it had to be done. “It’s the least I can do for being the only Kai to survive. I was the youngest and weakest Kai. This is my chance to atone for my failures. I can do it with your help if you can convince Boo staying here is best.”
Vegeta didn’t like this. Death to Boo was the safest option. “I don’t think it’s a good idea to have him around.”
Goku liked the idea. He also saw this as an opportunity to get another fight out of Boo. “Boo and Mr. Satan helped us, Vegeta. We owe them. Let’s train and fight Boo if he loses control.”
Vegeta gave up. He never got his way but Goku always got what he wanted. While Dende healed Boo, Mark asked the Supreme Kai, “Can I visit Boo or will you bring him to Earth?”
“It won’t be a good idea if Boo visits Earth.”
Goku had a solution to that, too. “We can use the dragon balls to erase everyone’s memory of Boo.”
“Misusing the dragon balls again,” the Old Kai foresaw a dark future if they didn’t stop abusing the use of dragon balls. “You’re tempting fate for something disastrous to happen. We’ll host visitations.”
“Sounds good but in a few years, you can try having Boo visit Earth.” Goku’s suggestion wasn’t as farfetched as everyone thought. “Earthlings don’t have a good memory. Twenty years ago, King Piccolo and his minions killed a lot of people and tried to take over Earth but no one talks about it anymore. No one remembers Piccolo is the son of King Piccolo and we fought. Earth forgot about Vegeta and Nappa attacking. They’ll forget about Boo, too.”
Supreme Kai wasn't as confident as Goku but he was willing to try. “We’ll arrange for visits here and in a few years, we’ll return to Earth.”
When Dende finished healing Boo, Mark and Bee welcomed his return with hugs (from Mark) and licks (from Bee) “It’s over, Boo. We defeated the evil one.”
That made chubby Boo happy. “So we go back to playing now?”
That was Boo now he wasn’t a killer anymore. All he wanted to do is play, sleep and eat. “Another time. Boo, it’s time for me to go home. My home is on Earth and your home is here.”
“Here?” The planet was messy and beaten up. He could stay here but he wanted his friend with him. “You leaving?”
“Yeah. It’s time for me to go but Bee can stay with you.” Mark placed Bee in Boo’s arms. “I’ll come back to visit.” Mark gestured Boo to look at the Supreme and Old Kai. “These two are gonna take care of you. They’re good people and my friends.”
Boo didn’t know the Old Kai but he remembered the Supreme Kai. He was mean. He fought him. Boo didn’t like that. “But Boo wants you to care for me. Boo wants you to stay.”
“I know but these two are gonna take care of you. You’ll be happy here,” Mark promised. “You and Bee. There are no bad men here. Bee will be safe and you have a big planet to explore.”
Boo wasn’t convinced. He hadn’t forgotten how mean the Supreme Kai was. “He was bad to me. He hit me.”
“I apologize for that, Boo. I got the wrong impression of you but I’d like to be your friend if you let me.”
The Old Kai kicked the Supreme Kai’s left leg. He tumbled to the ground where the Old Kai kept him down with his booted foot. “A little humbling will help you achieve your goal.”
Boo liked the Old Kai. If the Supreme Kai was mean to him, the Old Kai would hit him. “You feed me?”
“Yes.”
“You read me stories?”
“Yes.”
“You give me baths and massages?”
Supreme Kai raised himself to argue but the Old Kai pressed harder to keep him down. “Of course.”
“Okay,” Boo accepted that. “I stay.”
Mark gave Boo a hug and spoke a few parting words. He patted Bee’s head, received a few licks and walked away from them. He was sad about their parting. He was scared of Boo but discovered he was an innocent soul and a true friend. That was something Mark hadn’t had in a long time.
I’ll see him again but I am gonna miss him.  
“I’m ready.”
The Supreme Kai rose. The universe was saved but at a humbling price for him. He was merged with Kibito forever. He will be chubby Boo’s caretaker and engage in acts not befitting a Kai but he also found a teacher in the Old Kai who will help him be the best Kai he can be. He also wouldn’t be alone anymore. The Old Kai and chubby Boo will keep him company for many centuries. It wasn’t a bad deal when he truly thought about it.
“Goku, shall we go now?”
“Go?” “Back to Earth,” the Supreme Kai reminded Goku. “I will return you, Vegeta and Mr. Satan.”
“After all we’ve been through, you don’t have to call me Mr. Satan. That’s my stage name. We’re friends now.” Mark put his arms around Goku and Vegeta’s shoulders. “You can call me Mark.” Vegeta growled and Mark instantly took his arm off Vegeta’s shoulder. “Or Mr. Satan. Whatever is good for you.” He still had his arm around Goku. He gave him a friendly squeeze. “I wanna get back to Videl. I know you wanna get home to your family.”
“Home?” Goku knew the Old Kai gave his life to him. He knew was alive but he was swept up in the adrenaline to aid Gohan and caught up in defeating Evil Boo. He didn’t have time to consider his return to life meant he will go home to his wife and sons. I can be with ChiChi and Gohan again. I can get to know Goten. I can go home. Home to his beloved Mount Paozu where the air is fresh and water so pure and clean. Home to a quiet community of animals peacefully living among the mountains. Home where he had his happiest memories growing up with his beloved Grandpa; where he formed happier memories with his wife and son and where he will create memories with his youngest child.
I’m going home.
Goku thought of his goodbye to ChiChi. They had their talk at the Tenkaichi Budokai but it wasn’t enough. Now, he had all the time to say what he wanted and make up for the pain he caused her. He thought of Goten and their goodbye. Only a few hours together and Goku loved him so much. The little time they had wasn’t enough but Goku accepted what he was given. He thought of his goodbye to Gohan. He sent Gohan off with a smile crushed that would be the last time they see each other until Gohan crossed over. 
Not anymore. 
ChiChi. Gohan. Goten. I’m coming home.
The reality hit Goku hard. He pulled away from Mark and walked off. He needed a moment to let this sink in. I’m alive. He thought of his family waiting for him. He thought of the excitement to tell them he is back for good. His eyes became watery. He quickly wiped his eyes against the back of his hand. This wasn’t the place to get like that. He wasn't around the one he could succumb his emotions, too.
“Kakarrot,” Vegeta put a hand on his shoulder. “It’s been seven years,” he spoke so only Goku could hear. “Haven’t you kept ChiChi waiting enough?”
ChiChi. If he was nearly brought to tears, Goku knew ChiChi would cry like a burst dam. He couldn’t wait to tell her. “Yeah, I have. Let’s go home.”
Goku noticed Vegeta smiling. It was rare to see that from him unless he was mocking someone or engaged in a good fight but ever since Vegeta gave Goku his praise while he fought Evil Boo, Goku felt things have forever changed between the two. The rivalry was over and a real friendship can finally begin. Goku looked forward to that but one thing had to be cleared first. “That wasn't nice, Vegeta." "I’m telling the truth, Kakarrot. You have kept your wife waiting long enough.”
“Not that. You used ChiChi in our fight. You tried to get in my head and make me think she was with someone when I was dead. That was dirty." Vegeta stopped walking. “I said that?” "When you were possessed by Bobbidi," Goku refreshed Vegeta’s memory. "That was really mean." Shit. Did I almost tell Kakarrot about Kenji? "I was willing to do anything to win, Kakarrot. Nothing was off limits." "Yeah, but that was really low, Vegeta. I wouldn’t do that with you and Bulma." "Oh fuck off!! At least you go home to a happy mate. I gotta deal with Bulma. She's probably pissed at what I did at the tournament." “Oh yeah.” Trunks would be happy to see him but Goku knew Vegeta was in for a rough reunion with Bulma. "You're dead for sure." Shit. If Kakarrot knows that, I am in trouble. Vegeta knew over the years he wasn’t the best mate. Despite his aloofness to her, Bulma always accepted Vegeta’s outburst and isolation with understanding. Sometimes she did get angry but most times, she let it go. She knew him enough to give him space when needed and welcome his desire for company. For the first time, Vegeta worried he pushed Bulma too far.
“So, what happens now?” Gohan wondered. Evil Boo was defeated but what of his Dad? “Dad defeated Boo. Why haven’t we heard from him?”
ChiChi wondered that, too. The battle was over and everyone remained on Kami’s Temple as if waiting for something to happen. Two hours have passed since Boo’s defeat and nothing was heard of Goku or Vegeta. I guess Goku got special treatment to fight Evil Boo. “We should go home, Gohan. It’s been a couple of days and I know you and Goten are hungry. We can eat the feast I made for your father.”
“But I thought Dad’s coming back,” Gohan remembered his Dad wanted to fuse with him. Gohan did not see a halo over his Dad’s head. He thought he was alive. “I could’ve sworn…”
“Thanks for the ride! Goodbye!”
ChiChi turned at Goku’s voice. How was Goku allowed back on Earth? Was Goku granted a do-over and given another day with us?
“Daddy!” Goten rushed ahead of ChiChi and Gohan to welcome Goku back. Goku scooped up Goten and raised him over his head. “You did it, Daddy!” Goten cheered. “You were awesome against Majin Boo!”
“Couldn’t have done it without you, Mommy, Gohan and everyone!” 
A crying Mark hugged Videl and embarrassed her with kisses. “Dad!” Videl complained. “I’m not five anymore. Stop!”
“Vegeta!” Bulma threw her arms around him and nearly knocked Vegeta over. He stared wide-eyed at Bulma kissing his cheek and hugging him again. This was not the reunion he expected.
After Gohan’s hug, ChiChi got her hug in. “You’re back. Were you granted another day with us?”
Another day? Goku laughed. Hadn’t ChiChi noticed his halo is gone?
“Daddy!” Goten pointed over Goku’s head. He noticed. “Your halo is gone.”
Goku grinned at his youngest son. “Ya noticed.” ChiChi was looking over his head now. Her wonderous eyes gazed at where the halo should be. “Goku?” She held the question she was too afraid to ask.
“There’s a lot to explain,” Goku said as everyone gathered around. “Thanks to everyone, the evil Boo is defeated. The chubby Boo is still around but he’s on the Supreme Kai’s planet.”
“Ah, hell,” Piccolo groaned.
“No. No. It’s a good thing,” Goku assured Piccolo. “He’s not bad anymore. He will be cared for by the Supreme and Old Kai. We’ll visit and see how he’s doing.”
“Count me out.” Piccolo had enough of Boo to last a lifetime.
“But that’s not all the good news.” Goku looked at his family and friends. All had smiles as if knowing the good news but were waiting for him to confirm. “Excuse me for being away for so long but the Old Kai granted me his life so I can live again.”
“You’re alive?” ChiChi hoped this wasn’t a dream. She couldn’t take it if it were. “You mean we can go home as a family of four to our little house?”
“Yeah, if you don’t mind putting up with me again. I can’t wait to get back to Mount Paozu and eat your home cookin’!”
I’ll put up with you forever. ChiChi embraced Goku. His chest was warm against her face but what triggered ChiChi’s tears was the sound of Goku’s heart beating against her ear. He’s really alive. Goku’s coming home.  Seven years of pain. Seven years of heartache and loneliness were finally over.
Gyu-Mao watched his daughter collapse in Goku’s arms. Throughout her marriage with Goku, Gyu-Mao witnessed ChiChi’s anger and frustration with Goku. He was there to see the happy times between the couple as they raised a child together. He witnessed her heartbreak at Goku dying twice. He was there to help ChiChi through her mourning. He even encouraged her to move on and date Kenji, but through it all, ChiChi’s heart always remained with Goku.
He is her only love.
It was a rare kind of love and one Gyu-Mao knew he wouldn’t see replicated if he lived ten lifetimes.
“I think we should let them have a moment alone.” Gyu-Mao ushered the others to disperse to give Goku and ChiChi privacy. Everyone spread out into different areas of the temple. Vegeta, Bulma and Trunks settled in a spot alone. Mark and Videl continued their family reunion on the steps of the palace. Krillin, 18 and Marron waited near the trees. Mr. Popo and Piccolo celebrated Dende’s return  together while Yamcha, Master Roshi, Oolong, Puar and Gyu-Mao huddled together watching all the happy families. Gohan and Goten were closest to their parents but far from them to have their moment.  
“This is a dream.” ChiChi held Goku’s hand against her face. “A happy dream.”
“It’s not a dream, ChiChi. I’m back.”
“I never allowed myself to hope you could come back to me. It was years before I finally accepted your death and you weren’t returning.” She kissed the palm of his hand. “It’ll take a while before I believe this is real.”
“Let me speed things up so you know I am here and this is real.” Goku brushed away her tears with the pad of his thumb before resting his hand on the back of her neck. He settled his mouth over hers and groaned at ChiChi’s familiar flavor filling his mouth as his tongue thrust inside. Sweet and spicy she always was as she left his body hungering for her. Over and over his tongue rolled over ChiChi’s drowning Goku in a taste and smell Goku could never get enough of. He pulled back to see color blooming on ChiChi’s cheeks. “How’s that?”
How’s that? He knew and ChiChi knew he could smell it. “I think I need a little more convincing.”
While Goku convince ChiChi he is back, 18 thought of her friend and how happy she must be having her husband back. “I have never seen ChiChi so happy.” 18 bounced her daughter on her thigh. “Goku’s not impressive but as long as ChiChi is happy.”
Krillin knew ChiChi would be happy as long as she never learned what he knew. When he and Yamcha found ChiChi, she was with Nam and King Chappa. She talked of meeting Kimani and how happy she was Goku made a friend.  She didn't know of Goku's real relationship with Kimani. “I hope Goku doesn’t let it slip he left his girlfriend behind.”
“Girlfriend?” 18 stopped bouncing Marron. “What are you talking about?”
His wife and ChiChi were close friends. ChiChi could learn through 18 what he knows so Krillin knew he shouldn’t tell 18 but he was dying to share this with someone. “Don’t tell ChiChi but when me and Yamcha went to the Grand Kai’s planet, we met Goku’s girlfriend. Kimani. She’s a beautiful fighter.”
18 waited for Krillin to laugh and say he’s kidding but he didn’t. “Goku had someone while ChiChi remained loyal to him? She gave up a good life with Kenji while Goku carried on with another woman?” 18 took Marron off her lap and stood. “I need to tell ChiChi.”
Krillin grabbed her hand. “No! Didn’t you hear me? ChiChi can’t know this. Do you know how devasted she would be if she learns this?”
“You expect me to be quiet while ChiChi lives with a sleazebag?”
“Goku’s not a sleazebag and they weren’t married anymore. Goku was free to pursue a relationship.”
“You didn’t feel that way when Kenji wanted ChiChi. You thought she was cheating and should be loyal to Goku.”
That was different. “Goku died saving the world.” 18 turned her back on him disgusted. “How can you move on when a guy does that?”
Krillin and 18’s bickering caught Bulma and Vegeta’s attention. Aside from the hug and kiss, Bulma spoke very little to Vegeta. She smiled and chatted about how they will go home and see her parents but Vegeta felt something was different with Bulma. He waited for Trunks to chat with Goten to address it to Bulma.
“Bulma, about what happened at the tournament….” How to explain you ruthlessly killed people just to goad Goku into a fight? “I wasn’t in my right mind.”
Bulma smiled as if not bothered by what he did. “Vegeta, it’s good you were given another chance and you helped defeat that monster.”
The smile was on her lips but not in her eyes or her voice. “But?”
“Vegeta, Trunks is happy you’re alive and we’re all alive again. This is a good day. Don’t ruin it talking about what you did.”
The anger simmered in her voice. “Trunks is happy I’m alive. Are you happy I’m alive?”
The smile fell away allowing her real emotions to surface. “Oh, so my feelings and what I think of you matter now? I didn't see that when you slaughtered hundreds of people!”
She was angry and Vegeta rather deal with Bulma angry instead of her pretending to be happy around him. “You’re right to be upset, Bulma.”
“You think that’s all I am feeling now? You don’t think I’m hurt. You don’t think I’m embarrassed? You don’t think I’m…..” she stopped. This wasn’t the time or place. “We’ll talk about this after we’re home.”
While Vegeta braced himself for an uncomfortable talk with Bulma, Gohan and Videl chatted about Boo and how their lives have changed forever.
“It’s gonna be awkward going back to school.” Gohan had a lot to face. He took a month off to prepare for the tournament. He exposed himself as Saiyaman and the Golden Warrior. His classmates and teachers will have a lot of questions. “So much for anonymity.”
“I’m sorry about that Gohan,” Videl apologized. “I pressured you into competing and threatened to expose your secret if you didn’t.” It was only a month ago but for Videl, it felt years have passed. Her feelings then and what she felt now were so different. She had a lot of respect and admiration for Gohan and was ready to acknowledge the feelings brewing in her for him. “I’m used to publicity. I’ll help you through it.”
“Really?” Gohan was glad she said that. He needed help and Videl was a natural at dealing with the press. “How can I thank you?”
A date would be nice. But Videl didn’t want to drop that on Gohan with her Dad watching them. “I took a month off to prepare for the tournament. If you can help me get caught up with school, we’re even.”
“Deal!”
As Gohan and Videl made plans to see each other, Goku and ChiChi emerged looking for their sons. Their appearance brought everyone together again. “ChiChi told me she has a feast waiting for me so I’m ready to go home. We’ll see you later.”
“Let’s not make it five years or three or seven,” Bulma quipped. Odd-number reunions always spelled a bad omen for them. “Let’s meet up in a few weeks for a reunion and welcome back party for you, Goku.”
“Sure. Sure,” Goku picked up ChiChi. The only reunion he wanted was with ChiChi’s cooking and her. “Bye!”
The journey from Kami's Temple to the Son Family home took over an hour. The reunited family spent the time sharing things that occurred over the seven years. Gohan spoke of his school life and balancing it with his heroics as Saiyaman. ChiChi shared some of the lives at Gyu-Mao’s village including people who have passed and those who might die from shock seeing him alive again. Nearing home, Goku noticed changes over the landscapes. Miles of forests were cut in half and replaced with roads, homes and towns. It was sad to see such development since Goku was a nature lover and loved the country. When he passed an isolated steep hill with a flat top, Goku’s heart beat excitedly. The familiar, tall butte always signaled to Goku he was almost home.
Entering Mount Paozu country, Goku saw more familiar signs of home. A family of dinosaurs flying together; acres of tall and lush trees he climbed as a child, lakes filled with fishes Goku hunted for his family and valleys of buttes Goku climbed and meditated on. Goku spotted a few homes spread out but none close to the home he longed to see.
“There it is, Goku.” ChiChi sounded as excited as he. “Our home.”
Goku felt a tightness in his chest as he descended on the dome home he left seven years ago.
 He felt himself land and release ChiChi. He heard her talking but didn’t understand her words. Gohan and Goten spoke, too, but Goku didn’t understand. All he saw was the home he never thought he’d see again.
I can’t believe I’m back here.
Gohan, Goten and ChiChi began walking to their house. Goten voiced he was hungry. Gohan spoke of the schoolwork he will have to catch up on while ChiChi worried about the state of her house. It was she who noticed Goku wasn’t with them. She turned to see him still standing in the spot where he landed.
“Goku, aren’t you coming inside?”
“I am.” But he wanted to stay here and look at his home. It’s still the same. That tall tree that provided shade under a hot day was still here. The stump of the tree he accidentally smashed ChiChi into was here. Goku chopped that tree and used the wood for fire. The ax was still wedged into the stump. “I….. I never thought I’d see this place again.” Memories he shut off seven years ago began flooding in Goku.  He remembered the early mornings he worked out in the front yard. He remembered showing Gohan real insects from the books he studied. He remembered helping ChiChi with her martial arts and stealing kisses from her as she hung laundry on the clothesline. He remembered the naps with ChiChi and baby Gohan under that big shady tree. For seven years, he didn’t dwell on the memories. It was painful to be reminded of the people he couldn’t be around anymore. Now they were rushing in Goku like a burst dam. “I……” a tear fell from his eyes. “I can’t believe I’m here.”
ChiChi returned to his side and wrapped her arms around him. Overwhelmed with memories and feeling ChiChi hold him, the dam broke and out came his tears. I’m home. I’m really home. More arms came around him as Gohan and Goten hugged him, too.  
Goku didn’t know how long he cried or how long he was held. He soaked it in knowing he needed this from his family. He was always the one to be strong for everyone. He always had to hold his feelings in and be the comforter. This time, he was comforted as his family let him know they will be strong for him.
Eventually, the family parted and walked inside their home together. Goku stopped at the door when he saw balloons decorating their living room with a banner hanging from the ceiling. ‘Welcome Home, Goku!’ “Wow. You did this for me?” Goku thought he’d get a good meal. Curious of the decorations, Goku explored the room. There was a new TV but the bookcases and furniture were still the same. He remembered what Vegeta said about his home being worn down. He looked for signs. The ceiling was fine but the walls looked weary as if it needed a coat of paint but the extra photos ChiChi hung up to include Goten distracted anyone from looking at the wall too hard. There was a photo album on the coffee table with a camera. ChiChi and her camera. He suspected she left that out to take pictures of him for his one-day visit. The color on the sofa was fading. Seven years ago, ChiChi talked of getting rid of it. It must be in worse shape now.
He was going to sit down when his nose twitched. There was an alluring smell coming from the kitchen. “Ah. I missed this!” ChiChi wasn’t kidding when she told him she prepared a feast for him. The table and counters were covered with food. Goku nearly drooled at the sight of so many dishes.  
ChiChi followed Goku with an inspecting eye over her busiest room. “The kitchen looks intact.”
“Why wouldn’t it be, Mom?” Gohan asked. “The dragon restored everything to what it was before.”
“Yes, but your father,” ChiChi lightly slapped Goku’s hand when he opened one of the food containers, “shook the world when he became a Super Saiyan Three. He might have knocked a few things over. You and Goten should check the house to make sure nothing is broken.”
While Gohan and Goten inspected the rest of the house, ChiChi opened a couple of container lids and inspected her food. The food wasn’t spoiled but it didn’t look as fresh as it did three days ago. ChiChi checked the rest of the kitchen for damages. Goku inspected the room, too, for signs of it being run down. The paint was peeling from the stove. One of the chairs from the kitchen table was loose. The wallpaper was peeling. It was slightly worn but not too bad. The refrigerator stood out as it was bigger than the one he remembered seeing.
“Is the refrigerator new?”
“Yeah,” ChiChi answered from the pantry. “I got it a few years ago. An old friend gifted it to me.” ChiChi came out of the pantry holding a large bag of rice. “A few boxes and cans were knocked over but nothing is broken.”
“I’ll take that.” Goku took the bag that was half ChiChi’s size. “Where do you want me to put it?”
“You can put it in the sink but it’s not heavy, Goku.”
“I know. I wanna help.”
“You do?” ChiChi touched his forehead. “You’re not running a fever.”
“Ah, come on,” he whined. “I wasn’t that bad.”
“No, but you usually help around the house when you’re feeling guilty about something.” ChiChi pulled out her colander and a large pot from the lower cabinet. “What is it, Goku?”
While she waited for him to answer, ChiChi carried on about her work, pouring rice in the colander and rinsing it under water. She dumped the rice in the pot and poured more in the colander.  
“Vegeta told me things haven’t been good while I was dead. I didn’t know you were having money problems.” ChiChi stopped rinsing the rice. “I didn’t know the house was getting run down.”
“I didn’t know he noticed but Vegeta has always been more observant than others.” ChiChi resumed rinsing the rice. “It’s not your fault, Goku.”
It felt like it. ChiChi always did her wife duties but Goku often shirk his husband duties. It wasn’t always like that. Before his first death, Goku did a lot. He earned an income with his freelance work and sometimes fixed things around the house. Aki helped him but Goku was there.
“Sorry, ChiChi.”
“Don’t apologize.” ChiChi added more rice to the pot. “You’re home. We’ll figure it out.” Things were bad but with Goku home, ChiChi wasn’t as worried. She already had a plan to resolve some of their problems. Goten’s prize money will help and 18 did promise to give her some money she will fleece from Mr. Satan. She had that plot of land that will be turned into a farm. With Goku’s muscles, they can grow ten times as many crops.
As she poured more rice in the colander, Goku turned her to face him. ChiChi saw his guilt. She was surprised he was so bothered. ChiChi opened her mouth to assure Goku it’s fine but Goku swooped in and swallowed her words. He claimed her lips like a starving man for water. His tongue thrust inside her surprised mouth familiarizing himself with her again so much that when her sweet taste coated his tongue and her alluring scent filled his nostrils, he groaned so deeply ChiChi felt it in her core as it sizzled awake after a long drought. The kiss was meant to be an apology but the potent scent wafting from ChiChi affected Goku’s reasoning. His tender kisses became fierce and heated as he pushed her against the sink and ground his lower body against hers.
Oh, this was not an apology. This was foreplay and it was happening in the middle of their kitchen. ChiChi gripped Goku’s shirt. She needed to push him away but that hardness, that need from him rubbing against her was so hard to say no to.
But she did… slowly.
ChiChi pulled her lips away while her lower body remained connected with Goku. She subdued her moan biting her lower lip as Goku hit that sweet spot between her legs. She gripped his shirt tighter. It felt so good but they had to stop. “Apology accepted, Goku.” He tried to kiss her again but she pressed fingers to his lips. “We gotta stop. The boys…” she mention their sons to bring Goku to his senses. Goku stopped and stepped back.
“Sorry,” he apologized. “I wanna show how sorry I am.”
“You’re forgiven.” ChiChi turned on the oven and stove. She grabbed a couple of glass containers and placed them inside the oven. “I have to finish with dinner.”
That also would’ve prevented Goku from acting on his lust but when ChiChi bent before him to place the food in the oven, Goku knew he needed one more taste.
He grabbed ChiChi’s arm and pulled her back to him. Her soft breasts crushed against his chest and his softening bulge hit the right spot between her legs. “I can wait for dinner. I want some dessert now.” Goku dipped his head and touched her lips again. Her mouth opened against his allowing his alluring tongue to sweep inside. His rough moan blended with her airy sigh as she succumbed to him.
How had she lived without this for seven years she wondered.
ChiChi clutched his shirt and kneaded his neck, silently demanding he hold nothing back. Seven years without, ChiChi wanted everything Goku could give her. He humbly responded by pushing her hips to the counter and trapping her between it and him. He angled his head and took her deeper with his tongue, going a little harder as a lance of pleasure travel from her breasts to between her legs. She moaned, unable to quiet herself as she felt that familiar length harden against her.
One more kiss and I’ll stop she told herself. Two more kisses she compromised. She was negotiating a third when her sons entered the kitchen.
“House is okay, Momma! Hey!” Goten cried out when Gohan covered his eyes. “Big Brother, I can’t see!”
“This isn’t something for children to see.”
ChiChi pushed Goku from her so hard he stumbled against the table. ChiChi turned her back on her family shielding her flushed face and heaving breasts from them. “Gohan…..” she took a deep breath. “Goten. You two were in a nasty fight with that Boo monster. You should take a shower before dinner.”
“Right, Mom,” Gohan agreed eager to leave the room with his brother protesting he still couldn’t see.
ChiChi didn’t look at Goku. They were so wired and needing of each other any look would have them in each other’s arms again. “I need to finish reheating the food and cook the rice.” ChiChi picked up her pot of rice but Goku took it from her and placed it on the stove.
Glad for the help, ChiChi grabbed another large pot from under the cabinet. ChiChi dumped a large portion of rice into her strainer and began rinsing it under water when Goku’s arms wrapped around her. “Goku, I have to finish preparing dinner.”
Goku accepted they couldn’t fool around. The boys will interrupt again and he was getting hungry. “I’ll hold you while you cook. I did that sometimes.”
He did and ChiChi loved it. Goku would hold her like a comfy pillow. Sometimes he would drop tender kisses on her cheek and neck and ask her what she’s cooking. ChiChi didn’t feel lust brewing from Goku then. It was wholesome intimacy ChiChi would’ve allowed if not for the sudden release of gas that expelled from Goku. “Ah, Goku!” ChiChi shoved him away. “That’s not romantic at all!”
“Sorry.” Goku hadn’t meant to release the foul gas. It suddenly came out. Another one came out stronger, louder and fouler. “Ooo!” Goku gripped the back of a chair as prickling needle-like pain stabbed his stomach. “ChiChi, I’m feeling weird.”
ChiChi waved her hand. “No, you stink!”
“No.” Goku rubbed his stomach. What was going on with him? “My tummy hurts.” He rubbed his butt as pain suddenly hit him here, too. “And here. It’s kind of tight here like I have to take a dump but it never felt this bad before.”
Seven years ago, ChiChi would scold Goku for being so crude but now Goku’s crude talk didn’t matter even if he was stinking up the kitchen. “Maybe you have to go to the toilet.” “I guess. I haven't used one since I died.”
ChiChi opened a window to air out the room. “But you told me you ate food at the Grand Kai’s palace.” “Yeah, but I never felt the need to go. Ooo,” he clutched his stomach as it felt like it was being twisted in knots. “It’s really hurting.” Maybe afterlife food is different from living food. “What happened with the food you ate the morning you died?” “I never released that.” In the afterlife, no one had a desire to eat or sleep. Bodily functions that were needed for the living ceased for the dead. Sleeping and eating were things done out of a desire but never a need.
ChiChi’s eyes grew as she understood what was happening. “Are you saying you have seven years of backup and it's ready to come out?” “I guess so.” Goku staggered out of the room as more gas expelled from him. “I better get it out.” ChiChi worried for the toilet and the awful smell that will linger. “Can our bathroom handle that?”
The toilet survived Goku’s unleashing but it did leave a foul stench in the bathroom. Goku opened the windows hopeful the natural air will kill the scent he left behind. That release left Goku feeling dirty. He removed his clothes and tossed them in the small trash can. They were so tattered from his fight against Evil Boo he knew ChiChi will want it in the trash.
He stepped in the shower and soaked under the hot water. Goku swam in lakes on the Grand Kai’s planet but it had been years since he truly cleaned himself. Natural body functions and strong scents didn’t exist in the afterlife. Alive Goku could smell his musk returning.
ChiChi really must be happy I’m back. She didn’t care I’m a bit stinky. He used most of ChiChi’s shampoo to clean his hair and her soap to clean his body. He got everywhere and used multiple towels to clean himself thoroughly.
Goku stepped out of the bathroom with a towel on his hair and one around his waist. He felt clean but also hungry. “I hope dinner is ready. I’m starving.”
As he dried off, Goku explored his bedroom. Aside from different sheets on the bed, the new curtains and the shrine ChiChi dedicated to him on top of the chest drawer, their bedroom looked the same as it did seven years ago.
Goku opened the top drawer expecting to find his boxers. He found ChiChi’s bras instead. “Oops.” Did he forget? He thought this side held his clothes. He pulled the drawer next to it and found ChiChi’s panties. That was strange. He was sure he had one side and ChiChi had the other. He pulled the drawers under it. One drawer was filled with yarn and the other had ChiChi’s clothes. He checked the remaining drawers and discovered all of them had ChiChi’s clothes. “Where did my clothes go?”
Goku opened the closet. The top shelf held blankets and extra bed sheets. The rack was filled with ChiChi’s clothes. “Hmm. Did she throw out my clothes?” Goku sifted through the clothes hoping to find at least one article of clothing. “I guess she made space when I died but what am I gonna wear?” On the closet floor were ChiChi’s shoes and two boxes. “Maybe it’s in there.”
He opened the box on the right first. It was filled with things Goku categorized as ChiChi’s: books and knitting supplies, a camera and a photo booklet with a letter attached. ChiChi took plenty of pictures of the family. When she got the film developed, she would immediately organize them in a photo album. It was strange ChiChi hadn’t done that with these photos.
Curious, Goku opened the booklet. The first photo was of ChiChi, Gohan and Goten. They were wearing baseball jerseys. Goten’s shirt nearly swallowed him and his giant foam finger was half his body size. He looked so small in this photo. Goku guessed Goten was three or four since Gohan at four was about that size. Gohan was nearly as tall as ChiChi in this photo. “Wow. He sprouted.”
In the next photo, a girl was in the picture with them. She posed next to Gohan and stood a few inches taller. “Who is she?” Goku went to the next photo. Yamcha was in this one smiling with his family. “Ah, I see. They went to Yamcha’s game.” Goku went through the photos. There were pictures of Gohan, Goten and the girl eating, watching the game and posing on the baseball field. A few times Goku noticed Gohan staring at the mysterious girl. In those photos, Goku could make out a blush on Gohan’s face.
“Is that Gohan’s girlfriend?” He missed so much! Girls were the furthest thing from Gohan’s mind seven years ago and if what Krillin said is true about Videl, Gohan then Gohan had two girlfriends. Or more. Who knows how many he dated over the years. “I can’t believe ChiChi let Gohan date that young.”
Goku sifted through the photos smiling at them all until he came to a photo of ChiChi and a man. “Hmm.” Goku didn’t recognize him. This photo wasn’t taken at a baseball game. They were at an amusement park. The man was tall and in shape judging from the arm muscles in his tank shirt. “Not as big as my arms,” Goku muttered as he studied the man. ChiChi took photos with other men. ChiChi took pictures with Aki but he or Gohan were in the picture. Gohan wasn’t in this one. Goten was and he sat on the man’s shoulder. That didn’t sit right with Goku. There was another photo of the man with ChiChi, Goten and Gohan. Gohan wasn’t smiling.
In another photo, the man stood with ChiChi in a kitchen. Goku didn’t recognize the place. It wasn’t his home or Master Roshi’s. The area looked big and fancy. Gohan was in the next photo with Goten. Both had books on a table and looked to be doing schoolwork. ChiChi was in the background cooking.
Did ChiChi cook for this guy?
The man appeared again on Master Roshi’s island with his friends. It was a group photo and everyone dressed up. Studying the white suit and white dress Krillin and 18 wore, Goku figured this was their wedding. ChiChi looked beautiful in her blue dress but why was this man here? There was another photo but it looked taken from upstairs. Vegeta was in the photo standing across from ChiChi and the man.
Him again. Who is this guy?
There were more photos of ChiChi, Gohan and Goten in a fancy hotel room. The guy appeared in a few of them. Each time Gohan appeared with the guy, he didn’t look happy. Goten and ChiChi did. There was nothing suggestive in the photos but there was something Goku didn’t like. The last photo in the booklet made Goku uncomfortable. It was of ChiChi wearing a sleeveless black dress. Goku knew that dress because ChiChi modeled the dress for him before he died. She told him she wanted to wear it when they resume date nights after the Cell Game. He died but…..
Did ChiChi wear this dress for that guy? !
There were no photos left but an envelope attached to the booklet with ChiChi’s name on it. Goku opened the envelope and found a letter inside.
Dear ChiChi,
I know you are not expecting this letter but please read this. I wanted to see you several times but I didn’t want to upset you. I’m sorry I upset you the last time we talked but I spoke out of anger and frustration. I didn’t mean it. You must believe me. I reacted the way I did because I love you.
Yes, I love you. I know you will find that hard to believe. You’ll say it’s too soon but I do. You’re an easy woman to fall in love with. I’m not Goku and I can’t replace him in your heart but I care for you deeply. I care for Gohan and Goten and I want to be a husband to you and a father to them.
I love baseball. I don’t know what I’d be doing if I didn’t play but spending time with you and your boys showed me what I’m missing and I want it. I love Goten so much. That sweet boy deserves a Daddy. I’m not Goku but I can be a Daddy to Goten. It’s too late to spare Gohan the pain of losing a parent but I’ll make sure Goten doesn’t grow up with the pain and loss you and Gohan have in your heart. I can be a husband for you , and if we’re lucky, we can have children together.
Gohan doesn’t like me but once he sees how much I love you and Goten, I know he’ll accept me. Maybe he’ll think of me as a second father. I want to help him with his first date and first love. I want to teach him how to shave and drive a car. I want to be with you as we watch him get married.
You know how much I adore Goten. I smile whenever I think of him. He’s such a good boy and I know why. He’s raised by a good Momma. Goten made me see how fun being a Daddy can be. I don’t know how to fish but I can learn for Goten. I’m not attracted to martial arts but I can hire the best teachers for Goten, and for his beautiful mother, I’ll give you everything.  
You are an amazing woman with a loving heart. You have a beautiful smile and if you don’t mind my saying, a sexy body. Your innocence is infectious and you’re a damn good cook. I want you to be mine. I want to wake up and fall asleep to you every night. I want to take you out of the mountains and show you the world. You deserve that. I know you don’t desire jewelry but you’ll look beautiful in them. I know you love flowers so I’ll bring them to you every day. I want to see you in our home with our child growing in you. I want to see you with more children and grandchildren. I want to give you the love you deserve. A strong woman like you needs to be cared for. You will have everything and you will never be alone.
Remember the fun times we had. Remember the long talks we had. Remember and think of what we can have. I hope you will respond and make me the happiest man in the world. If you don’t, I wish you a happy life, but if you need me, I’ll be there.
Love Kenji
“How could I have forgotten?” ChiChi chastised herself as she hurried to her bedroom. Dinner was ready. Gohan and Goten sat at the table waiting for Goku. ChiChi wondered what was taking him so long. He went to their bedroom an hour ago and hadn’t emerged. Gohan did check on him earlier and told her he was in the shower.
ChiChi wondered what could be keeping him until she remembered. “I hope he’s not mad.”
Entering her bedroom, ChiChi found Goku sitting on the edge of the bed. His elbows were on his knees. His fingers were laced over each other hiding half of his face. He sat there quietly brooding. ChiChi wondered why when she noticed the open chest drawers and open closet.
He knows.
ChiChi hadn’t thought about Goku finding this out. He was returning for a day. There wasn’t a need to tell him and she never thought Goku would learn of it. “I’m sorry, Goku.”
Sorry? Is that all she could say? This wasn’t ChiChi burning his gi with an iron or pricking him with a needle during a clothes fitting. She had another man. He was in their home; he met their boys; he might have been in their bed. “Why?” was all Goku could say. “Why did you do it?”
I waited for you. Why couldn’t you wait for me?
ChiChi was taken aback by Goku’s anger. That’s a bit over the top. “You were dead and you weren’t coming back this time. It wasn’t easy for me, Goku. I saw your clothes every day. It was a harsh reminder you weren’t coming back.”
ChiChi went to the closet and picked up the box on the left. She placed it on the bed. “I donated your regular clothes to secondhand stores but Gohan was upset when I wanted to donate your fighting gi to martial arts schools. We compromised to keep those.”  
ChiChi opened it and pulled out Goku’s gi. “There’s a box of your gi in your grandpa’s home. You can’t wear it now. It’s been there for years and needs airing and a good washing. I kept one here.”
Goku looked at the box and back at ChiChi confused. He was too distraught with the letter and photos to bother checking the other box. Clothes? She thinks that’s why I’m mad?
“Some days were harder than others.” ChiChi held his gi to her chest. “I needed to hold this to get through some days. Gohan will cremate this with me when I die.” She handed the gi to him. “But now that you’re here, you can wear it and in a few days, we can go shopping for clothes.”
Goku took the gi speechless. He didn’t know what to say.
“You’re not mad at me about that, are you?”
“No.” Goku shook his head. “I get why you did that.” He didn’t understand how ChiChi could betray him with another man.
“Good.” ChiChi pressed a kiss on his cheek. “Hurry up and get dressed. Dinner’s ready.”
ChiChi left the room happy. She didn’t see when she left, Goku wiped her kiss from his cheek.
Sitting with his family for the first time in seven years should have been a happy moment for Goku. He should be happy to eat ChiChi’s food again. He should be happy eating with his sons. He should be happy to look across the table at the woman he love but Goku didn’t feel happiness. He felt heartbreak at what ChiChi did and his afterlife friends’ warnings were justified.
Goku was angry with them. ChiChi wouldn’t do that. She’d wait like him. They didn’t know her like him but he was wrong. They did know her. He didn’t. Even his beloved Grandpa tried to warn him.
“So, when you go back, I want you to be happy for ChiChi. If she has remarried, I want you to thank her husband for taking care of ChiChi and Gohan.”
“I can’t do that,” Goku whispered. “I can’t.” He implored his grandpa. “Don’t make me, Grandpa. Don’t make me say that.”
“You have to, Goku, because, in the end, you weren’t there. You didn’t go home. You didn’t tell your wife if you die, you will stay dead. She was unprepared for all of that. You said your goodbyes to your sons and your friends but not to your wife. You broke her heart when you did that.”
“I didn’t mean to.”
“I know. I know you didn’t but you can’t go back angry and disgruntled ChiChi moved on. I didn’t raise you to be like that.”
“I know, Grandpa, but---"
“I know you meant well, Goku, but you can’t return all Super Saiyan angry ready to throttle this guy who did nothing except love your wife and son and make them happy. You will not do that. Promise me you won’t.”
As painful as it was, Goku vowed to keep that promise. During dinner, he did what he always did when hiding his feelings, he smiled. He laughed and acted innocent to hide the pain in his heart.
After dinner, Goku thought he could forget his pain temporarily by chatting with his sons. While ChiChi and Gohan cleaned up, Goten presented Goku with the photo album ChiChi kept up to date after he died.
Photos. That was the last thing he wanted to see.
But that was how he spent the remainder of the night; looking through photos and listening to stories. Goku couldn’t enjoy it because he only thought about ChiChi and Kenji. How long did they date? How many times were they intimate? Did ChiChi love him? Why did she do it?
After nine, it was time to put the boys to bed. Goku tuck Goten in. The little boy was a joy and the only one to make Goku truly smile tonight. After saying good night to their sons, Goku and ChiChi went to their bedroom. Goku settled in bed wearing his gi pants while ChiChi took a shower. While he waited for her, Goku was distraught and felt haunted.
Were they in this room together? Were they in this bed? Did they sleep on these sheets? He sniffed it. They were clean and newly washed. Goku couldn’t smell ChiChi’s scent. It didn’t mean she and Kenji didn’t take a tumble here.
It’s over. That letter meant they ended it.
Goku wanted that to mean he is the only one for ChiChi but he couldn’t see it that way. It didn’t matter if the relationship ended. Someone invaded his place and invaded his woman. His Saiyan blood demanded he confront but his Grandpa’s words refrained him from doing so.  
ChiChi emerged from the bathroom. Her hair was down and she wore a thin, red see-through nightgown that almost had him exploding into a Super Saiyan. Goku gripped the sheets to control himself. He was heartbroken but his body wanted her. Ah, how he wanted her. He could smell the exotic scent from between her legs. His mouth watered for a taste. It called for him to claim her but he couldn’t. Not after what she did.
She looks so pretty but did she wear this for Kenji?
“Do you like this?” ChiChi twirled for him. Her skirt flared showing her cute bottom and bare sex.
Goku gripped the sheets tighter. “Yeah,” his voice was tight as he willed his lower body to not react. “It’s nice.”
“I’m glad. I know I’m not young anymore but I’m happy you like it.” ChiChi climbed into bed. “I’m a little nervous.”
Because you were with another man?“ Why are you nervous?”
ChiChi blushed. Did Goku have to ask? “It’s been a while, Goku, and you’re so much stronger.” She climbed on Goku and straddled him so she was directly over his groin. “Let me start things off.” Goku pulled the sheets tighter. Don’t react he told his body. Don’t react. “Be gentle and patient with me.” ChiChi kissed his chest and slowly moved her way up his neck. It was torture! His body wanted to pin ChiChi underneath him. He wanted to bury his face between her legs but his mind wanted to shove her away.
When ChiChi moved in to kiss his lips, Goku turned away. “I can’t.” Goku closed his eyes. Remember Grandpa’s promise.
Goku’s rejection surprised ChiChi and his ‘I can’t’ felt cold. Maybe he’s having second thoughts now we’re not caught up in the moment. “I know I’m not young anymore but I thought in the kitchen when we…. and at the Budokai, we ….”
“That ain’t it.” She was beautiful and his body wanted her but his mind couldn’t stop thinking of ChiChi and Kenji. “My body is feeling weird, ChiChi.”
“Oh.” ChiChi slid off Goku. “Do you have to go to the toilet again?”
No, but he was feeling a little tired. As the day carried on, Goku felt his body adjusting to being alive again. “I do feel sleepy.” He wasn’t lying about that. He felt fatigue but not so much he couldn’t go one round with ChiChi. She didn’t need to know that. If he could fool her with sleepiness……
“Guess you’re getting used to a living body again.” ChiChi got out of bed. If they weren’t going to be intimate, there wasn’t a need for her sexy lingerie. She went to the chest drawer and pulled out a cotton nightgown. “I’m glad that’s it,” she laughed as she removed her see-through gown and returned it to the drawer. “Í thought you changed your mind because I am older.”
Goku pulled at the sheets again as he watch his naked wife put on the cotton nightgown. “Ya ain’t old. Ya look the same to me. Still pretty,” he admired her breasts before she covered them. Remember Grandpa’s promise. Goku smiled at ChiChi as she returned to bed. He hoped to throw her off but it wasn’t easy fooling ChiChi. She knew him better than anyone. She could read his smiles and emotions. It might take a day or two but she always knew when he was hiding something. “I’m tired and I wanna sleep. I didn’t do a lot of sleeping when I was dead.”
“I bet you trained for days without rest,” ChiChi joked. She was disappointed but ChiChi understood. They weren’t on limited time anymore. What’s another day or two? “We can talk about the seven years.”
That was the last thing Goku wanted. “I just wanna sleep, ChiChi. I’m really tired.”
“A lot of fighting and food does make you sleepy.” ChiChi remembered after Goku won the Tenkaichi Budokai, he ate a hearty meal at her father’s castle and slept ten hours. Sometimes after grueling training with Piccolo and Gohan, Goku slept a very long time. He must be exhausted fighting Boo and adjusting to a live body again. “We can catch up later. We have plenty of time.” ChiChi pressed her lips to Goku’s cheek. “Good night, Goku.”
ChiChi expected Goku to say good night but he turned his back on her without saying a word. “Goku?”
“Good night, ChiChi.” He said it but ChiChi wasn’t comforted by Goku’s words. It added to his strange behavior at dinner. Something was off with him. Goku acted happy but ChiChi felt he wasn’t. Maybe adjusting to the living world affected Goku mentally and physically and in a few days, he’ll be his normal, lovable self. ChiChi wanted to believe that was it but her feminine instincts twitched there was another reason for Goku’s behavior and it told her trouble was brewing when everything was finally going right for them.
Part Forty-One: Bonding: Goku and Goten
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queer-spectre · 2 months ago
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If Mercy's Abound
Rated T for canon typical violence, no other warnings apply.
Morrigan/F!Surana
Summary: The Warden isn't sure she can call herself a healer anymore.
"I won't pretend my season won't end. But I pray when it's done, when it's through, I'll have something left for you".
- the Crooked, the Cradle by the Crane Wives
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She doesn’t have time to reorient herself. She lurches to the side, rolling out of the way of a hurlock blade, kicking out at its ankles, taking it down with her. It struggles in the dirt, trying to get at her with blighted, grubby hands.
Morrigan’s exhausted, bleeding sluggishly. Her nails dig into the ground scrabble while she tries and fails to rise before the hurlock. Morrigan reaches for her magic as the hurlock lashes out, allowing her utter disgust to sharpen into spirit and blast out of her mind, pushing the hurlock back. She takes the moment to assess the situation: there’s a small swarm of darkspawn, and Morrigan can’t find her.
Where the fuck is the Warden?
The thought catches in her mind: Morrigan travels with two Grey Wardens. She knows it’s absurd to associate the title with only one of them, though Morrigan doubts Alistair would put up more than the obligatory argument against it. While her mind has cast Surana as the Warden unbidden, there’s something in Morrigan that recoils from it.
The circle mage was not supposed to suit this role: she should be pouring over tomes, writing papers, perhaps healing when absolutely necessary, as she had been trained. Morrigan wonders who she was, before she was conscripted. Was she all soft smiles and bright eyes? Was she a warm presence soothing the worries of the apprenticed mages approaching their own harrowing? Perhaps a sullen scholar, spirit awakened only by the thought of a new discovery?
Maybe Surana was a pretty, darling bird, caged by cruel templars?
Whoever Surana was, Morrigan will never meet her.
The hurlock slides across the uneven ground before abruptly halting. The darkspawn is unable to move. Its eyes darting frantically and its grimace frozen on its features as the blue glow of Surana’s magic constricts around the hurlock’s body.
“Eat.” Surara snarls, keen, dark eyes assessing Morrigan’s wounds, before throwing herself back into the fray as quickly as she had resurfaced.
Morrigan shakes her head with a half-hearted chuckle–Surana, a pretty bird, indeed–stumbles to her feet before casting, allowing the remaining life to drain from the held hurlock. The bleeding slows, then scabs, but the wound in her side still radiates pain. She launches a few arcane bolts from her staff, trying to help while she regains her breath. Her eyes search for the Warden. She can hear Surana and Alistair shouting back and forth–confirming their continued existence, requests for aid, and occasional warnings–but she can’t see either of them. Morrigan casts spells from a distance, keeping to the fringes of the caverns. She spots Alistair first, engaging with the ogre, and as the herd thins, she catches glimpses of Surana as well: a shimmer of frost, the bright crack of lightning here and there, and the faint smell of bergamot that chases Surana’s steps.
As her breathing evens out, she watches the Warden cast a charge of swirling, necrotic energy, letting it settle just for a moment, before tearing it back into herself, activating a walking bomb within the crowd of darkspawn. The blast showers Alistair in rotted blood and the excess necrotic energy hits the ogre.
It barrels forward with a roar, and Morrigan feels her skin ripple as she shifts before she can consciously process it, trying to get something between her Warden and the beast.
The ogre makes contact: mostly with Morrigan, goring her with a horn, but Surana’s still barreled over in the charge. Both mages go sprawling across the dirt, tumbling over darkspawn bodies, Morrigan’s shape changing forcibly again. Morrigan’s vision fades in and out, darkness edging in. She siphons the echoes of magic out of the dead darkspawn, and the Warden manages to stand gracelessly, one arm hanging limp at her side, as the ogre turns back for another go. Surana holds steady as it charges, and Morrigan feels a rush of cold wind across her face as she loses consciousnesss.
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Surana is a healer.
It was the first mastery she gained: Wynne was insufferably proud.
Magic often leaves sensory remnants, a warmth, a cool balm, a scent, prickle, or even pain. Surana’s were more distinctive than most, but her healing magic is the most fluid of her abilities. It seems to suit the injury. In the circle, its warmth soothed aching muscles from too many hours spent studying, cooling burns of a practice firebolt gone awry, or comforting bruises left by Templars. Surana loved the work: she felt useful, like her care for her friends and fellow mages could manifest in a way that was universally understood.
The Warden was a healer.
Today, the Warden has blood in her hair, blood in her ears, blood in her eyes, and Morrigan is a crumpled heap on the ground.
The Warden rends souls and magic from dead flesh. The Warden distills horror into the blood of her foes, leeching energy from them until it curdles, shredding them from the inside out.
Her mind is empty as she drains the life and magic out of the dead surrounding her. She stands, barely registering the approaching ogre. Frost crystals lattice her hands, and she casts out with steps to spare, the frozen ogre shattering as Alistair strikes.
The Warden falls next to the Morrigan, eyes quickly categorizing her injuries.
Healing magic doesn’t come naturally to her these days.
But where instinct fails, training takes over. Surana has always been a perfect student. She quickly casts healing spells, layers and layers of them, weaving the woman’s insides back together.
The magic feels shaky. At least to her own hands. It has been days, weeks, months of knitting together wrecked flesh, melted skin, and crushed limbs. Scars left behind out of necessity: she doesn’t often have the mana to spare on aesthetics. She cares for her companions: but when she pulls the pieces of them back into place so often, she can hardly feel a thing.
She doesn’t feel a thing, and she hopes Morrigan can’t feel anything right now either.
Her breathing evens out, and Alistair is able to gracelessly carry the witch back to camp.
“We’re not getting rid of her this easy,” Alistair tries to joke.
The Warden nods mutely.
They make it back easily enough: Wynne and Leliana take over care of Morrigan, who’s still unconscious.
Surana sits upright on her bedroll, eyes closed. No one in the group has been able to avoid these kinds of close calls, but Morrigan nearly went down trying to keep Surana safe. The Warden has to be better than this: she should have waited to activate her walking bomb at a greater distance. She should have–
“Florence,” Wynne says, sitting down next to her, “She’ll be fine.”
“I know.”
“Let me see this.” Wynne catches Surana’s bad arm, beginning a healing spell.
Surana jerks her shoulder away, “Save it.”
“I hardly had to do anything for Morrigan. Let me fix you up.” Wynne insists.
Surana reluctantly agrees, allowing Wynne’s warm magic to ease the pain as the woman moves her shoulder back into place.
“You did fine work on the abdominal wound.” Wynne says, making conversation as she heals the torn ligaments.
“The closure was jagged, it’ll scar.” Surana states. It was barely sufficient. She must look truly pathetic, if Wynne is going this easy on her.
“At least she’s alive to complain about it.” Wynne says primly.
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Morrigan fades in and out: pain lacing through every inch of her body. Breathing is difficult, shallow. Her skin feels cold.
But she smells something like bergamot. Not quite, of course. But near.
When Surana pulls magic from the fade, it lingers more than most.
It clings to her: Surana’s spirit-led magic like an over-ripe orange, the primal and entropic spells leave an almost peppery, burnt scent, and the necromancy leaves a hint of iron.
Healing brings the faintest of florals.
There’s a hand in her hair, untangling it gently.
Surana doesn’t say anything as Morrigan struggles to open her eyes, but her hand stills. Morrigan stares up into those beautiful, dark eyes. She looked so tired.
Morrigan tries to speak, her mouth dry and clumsy, “Lore.”
Surana’s lips quirk into a half smile at the nickname, fingers resuming her motion at Morrigan’s temple, “You never call me that.”
Yes, the mage is always “Surana” or “Warden”, never ‘Lore. Morrigan has forgotten herself in the pain, she supposes. They are not close, Morrigan has always tried to justify. Not like the rest of the camp: but especially not like Zevran and Leliana and Alistair.
Even Shale calls her by her given name on occasion.
We are not close, Morrigan wants to say, and the hand in her hair glows with comforting magic. The worst of the pain fades into the background, but the witch doesn’t feel any more clear headed. Surana’s healing always feels so steady, so sure. But the injury is severe, and recovery will take time.
Before her lot was thrown in with the Wardens, Morrigan’s wounds had only ever been treated by Flemeth, who firmly believed that Morrigan ought to feel every consequence of her actions. The memories of harsh, stinging spells that stitched up her cuts and scrapes was hardly comparable to the care that the Warden weaves into her spells.
Surana just sits cross legged next to the head of her bedroll, and returns to untangling the battle-nest of Morrigan’s hair.
We are not close, she tries again to say, you do not need to do this for me.
She knows the Warden would do this for any of the group: she has. Sit by their bed, heal their hurts: it would not matter who, she knows.
The traitorous part of her mind reminds her that she’s never seen Surana touch anyone this long. Not for something as trivial as this.
She knows it will amount to nothing.
The witch just lets it happen. Lets the Warden trouble herself, or maybe soothe herself, by worrying over her unconscious form.
Her eyes stay closed as she drifts, even when Surana occasionally speaks to her. Most of it she’s heard before: Surana berating the witch under her breath, telling her never to jump in front of ogres ever again, shapeshifting be damned. Morrigan’s head has started to ache again.
But she also tells Morrigan that she’s not a healer any more, and that the group must act accordingly. She can’t be relied upon for anything more than patching up worst-cases, Surana tries arguing with the semi-conscious witch.
Murmurs about her magic becoming warped, “It used to be alright, it used to be something beautiful. I am sorry this is all I have left for you.”
The healing spell moves over Morrigan’s temples. It’s just slightly too cold, like a breeze on an early spring day. She leans her head into the touch. She thinks she knows what the Warden is talking about: while the magic is sturdy yet light, as much healing magic is, there’s a twinge of something else at the edge of it, hardly noticeable. Something a bit citrusy, with a little bite of black pepper: Surana’s magic, without doubt. Entropy and necromancy bleed into the edges of all her spells, and primal magic streaks its way through. It’s nothing to be ashamed of: merely the standard complexity of a battle-mage’s magic. If anything is strange, it is the Warden’s mastery of healing.
Morrigan opens her eyes again, determined to explain.
She’s met with a resigned pair of brown eyes, “You’re awake.”
Surana draws her hand away, “I’ll get Wynne to help.”
“Lore,” Morrigan winces at her second slip, words stumbling to catch up with her mind, “Warden, wait.”
“Tis only you,” Morrigan says, “The spell.”
The Warden seems to withdraw further, her face carefully blank.
“I know. I…” Surana hesitates, “I know it’s unpleasant. I just wanted to give Wynne a chance to rest.”
Morrigan’s face twists in indignation, “What?”
Surana stands to leave, “She’s had a few hours rest, I should have let her take over sooner. ”
“Warden–” Morrigan starts, but practically chokes in a fit of coughing.
Surana kneels next to her, helping her sip some water.
“You misunderstand, as you often do.” Morrigan sighs.
Surana’s eyebrow twitches, features softening at the barb. This at least, is familiar territory. They push and pull as sure as the tides. Surana sometimes seems keen to misinterpret Morrigan, and for anyone else, the witch would let it lie. If someone she met in the Wilds assumed she thought badly of them–-they were likely right—it was hardly a concern of Morrigan’s either way.
“Your magic is–”
“Polluted,” Surana cuts in, “At first I thought it was because I’ve become a Warden, but it doesn’t sing like the blight–”
“You are utterly, fucking stupid.”
Surana says nothing, her eyes tired and searching, waiting for the witch to continue.
What could they possibly have been teaching her in that damned tower? The Warden could be exceptionally rigid when it comes to magical theory, even as she adapted well to life outside the circle. They’re silent for a beat, while Morrigan puzzles out how to convince the stubborn fool that she’s literally just a normal mage, with normal magic that changes as the mage does.
She eventually says as much.
“So, it is just me, then.” Surana lets out a barking, bitter laugh.
Morrigan cannot fathom how incredibly dense this woman is. The Chantry really did a number on her. She hesitates for just a moment, then lets her long fingers–Deep Road’s dirt still under her nails–encircle Surana’s wrist, pulling as gently as she dared. Surana sighs, allowing herself to be pulled, shifting herself so she can lie beside her, staring at the ceiling of the tent. Morrigan lets go, but lets their shoulders rest against each other.
“What do you think of me, then?” Morrigan challenges, “Everytime I shift into something beastly, do you think I am polluting myself?”
“Do you think you are somehow different? Is it only you who must bear the weight of necessary action?” Morrigan finishes with a bitter note.
The Warden takes in a shaky breath, “Of course not. But healing magic is particular, and I can feel how it’s changed. I reach for other magic more often, and I will never regret doing what I must.”
She pauses, like the next words have a weight Morrigan doesn’t understand, “Morrigan, I killed the darkspawn before I healed you.”
Obviously. Morrigan thinks. What use would there be in healing someone, just to be immediately killed by an ogre? Still, she thinks of the little mirror her mother smashed, and the gift Lore presented her, and realizes she might know what it feels like to become something she never thought she could be.
Surana continues, “And it feels jagged. Feels wrong, even when I heal myself. I can’t imagine what you all must feel.”
The witch is suddenly very, very tired. Tired enough to lean her head to the side, until her temple rests against the side of Lore’s head.
“That is what I was trying to say,” Morrigan says, “You do not feel wrong to me.”
“I do not know what shape your magic took before: I only know you as you are now. I–” She pauses, steeling herself, “Your magic, it is a comfort to me.”
“A comfort?” Surana shifts towards Morrigan. Her nose pressing into the side of Morrigan’s cheek for a moment, before the Warden remembers herself.
“Yes.” In for a penny, she supposes, lips pressed into a thin line.
Surana takes a shallow breath, brow furrowed as she pulls away, “You need rest. I’ll get Wynne.”
“Lore, please.”
Surana considers for a moment, before brushing some stray locks of hair aside, allowing healing magic to soothe Morrigan to sleep.
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It is many nights later, still miles below Orzammar. The camp is still, and Surana takes watch. Morrigan cannot bring herself to leave yet. There has been a lingering tension. Since that first night after her injury, Surana has not gifted Morrigan any more of her comforting touches. No fingers in her hair, no shoulders pressed together when they sit. The distance feels larger than it ever did before. Despite what Morrigan knows to be true, the secrets she still keeps, she cannot help but attempt to bridge this chasm.
“I simply wish to know where we stand.” the witch says, finally.
Surana does not answer for a long moment, staring into the dying fire, golden reflections dancing over her dark eyes.
“Morrigan, I have become selfish, as of late.” Surana says, “I am sorry. I know that I… must have become inconvenient to you. I will not trouble you again.”
“Oh? How fascinating, that you know my mind better than I do,” Morrigan snips.
Surana laughs disbelievingly, “You are right. I will speak plainly, and if you cannot tolerate it–”
“Then I will kill you, most certainly.” Morrigan smiles, heart lighter than it was, “What do you wish of me?”
“After this is done,” Surana begins, then abruptly ends, “I suppose that is my wish, in of itself: that we have an ‘after.’”
Oh, an audacious desire, indeed.
“I believe that is my wish as well.” Morrigan says, hand reaching for Surana. The quake in her fingers barely noticeable. Surana leans in towards her, welcoming the touch. Her own hands curl around Morrigan’s waist, tugging her closer.
Lore’s forehead presses against hers, the nose gently pressing into her cheek. They linger there for a moment, before Lore finally catches Morrigan’s lips. When they finally part, Lore speaks a promise as true as either of them can muster.
“Whatever is left of me, is yours.”
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prince--esque · 3 months ago
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Had another Destiny dream, hoo boy. This is a long one.
So it was my first time booting up the game and I got transported into the TV (great stuff). But I didn't start off in the cosmodrome. Instead, it stuck me in some sort of Braytech facility that had recently been abandoned. (It was broken down, but not due to age.) There also weren't any lights, but there were these reflective square on the floor that would shine whenever I looked at them.
My starting (and only) weapon was Compass Rose, but it was severely underleveled, so it didn't do anything against the enemies. I was also not wearing any proper gear except for what i think was the default(?) Warlock helmet and a weird fauld. Other than that, I was wearing regular clothes.
Also I didn't have a Ghost. Nothing killed them or anything, I just...didn't spawn with one. So no Light.
As for what I'm up against: some amalgamation of Scorn. But it's not normal Scorn. It's like...even more infected than they normally are. And crazy smart. And look like a cross between a Hive ogre and a Clicker from The Last of Us. And they're fast.
So I start wandering around in this labyrinth; can't use my gun cause it'll make noise and draw all of the Scorn to my location, and can't really defend myself at all because my gear is not optimal for this situation.
Get to this corner of the facility that is littered with these guys, and I have to get through an archway on the other side. So my natural reaction after being stuck in here for several (dream) days is to just gun it. I weave between the enemies, dodging their attacks and grabs, and make it!...but I forgot something. What? I have no idea. But I have to go back and get it.
Start running back through them again when I get conked in the head and put in a chokehold until I pass out. Thought I was dead. Nope.
I wake up in some kind of large machine that has a spinning mechanism along the floor and ceiling. Kinda like a dryer. Have to start running hamster-wheel technique to get the momentum to launch myself onto a ledge above me. Though, I am rudely interrupted by a Brig waltzing into the room like it owns the place. Which, it kinda did.
This was the Big guy. The Boss. A pitch black Brig that was restored using a mix of Braytech and Vex parts, being piloted by...something. Never got a proper look inside, but he was speaking English while mocking me, so. Hm.
Anyways, I get thrown back into the giant dryer, pass out again, then wake up hours later. I struggle to get on my feet for a minute, then stagger over to my gun. Broken. (Not like it did much in the first place.) But beside it is a...gauntlet? I'm not sure how to describe this thing. It was about the length of my forearm and was equally as wide, except the top piece of metal curved downwards. The Nine also had their logo on the top, so cool. Didn't really matter what it looked like at first though because I was more focused on the fact it was something.
Anyways Mr. Big Brig comes back, does the classic Evil Laugh and taunting. Starts the actual boss fight. I'm grasping at straws on what to do, but have some kind of divine instinct to shoot it. Shoot it? With wha—THE GAUNTLET IS A ROCKET LAUNCHER! Somehow!
I get a shot in directly into the guy's legs. But even with the sweet relief of not being completely helpless anymore, it only took him down to 9/10ths of his health. And I couldn't manually reload it, cause it didn't take any ammo! I had to wait until it magically gained another rocket every ten-ish minutes.
Start stumbling around the area, trying to get to an exit. The Brig follows me around in a way that it always ends up looming over me. I am sobbing at this point. I am hungry, drained, and stuck and i can feel my gut practically collapsing in on itself. My vision was blurry to the point I could hardly see. I am not having a fun time.
Eventually, I get the final shot it. It doesn't feel as good as it should. I clamber up the edges and roll myself up onto the ledge, walking over to a doorway while trying not to trip over my own two feet. I get through the arch.
Then I wake up.
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meo-htp · 11 months ago
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since i cant ask for all of Pyotr's lines... The one where he calls Kitten loverboy
pyotr: what ho? admiring the monster? kitten: no, not really pyotr: [laughs like a drain] you're a goddamn TEASE loverboy [telltale splatter of impalement]
he calls kitten that twice (once in ep 1 and once in ep 3), but i like this ep 1 version best because he sounds more pissed off lol.
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elwinsglasses · 10 months ago
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I’m spitballing but imagine a fic set 10 years later. Fitz after all the humiliation coming from the Vacker legacy and subsequent disappointment goes into self imposed exile in the human world. He’s been there for 10 years when Oralie suddenly finds him again. People are suffering from some kind of leftover mind break after all that’s happened with the ogres and trolls and the Neverseen. Sophie can fix them but she needs her cognate. Fitz hasn’t used his telepathy basically since he left. He’d been trying to forget, he’d opened a wildlife rescue and was just trying to make it through the days. He finally agrees, but when she meets Sophie she’s different. she’s a little angry with him because unlike him she couldn’t hide. She’s cold. Fitz thought she had Keefe but they’d broken up ages ago. Keefe couldn’t handle it either, and was growing more and more reckless. Hes off somewhere finding himself. Sophies abilities aren’t working the way they should either. Nobody should have five abilities and she’s drained and headachey all day. The black swan didn’t think of the after as much as they should have. She collapses one day and freaks him out really badly. Forkle and the black swan have been AWOL for ages. Nobody has seen them since, well since. Sophie wonders if maybe she should have stayed human after all. The problem is she remembers how bad it was. How the kids would bully her and the constant headaches similar to now. How helpless she was. How the happiest time in her life was when she was growing in her abilities instead of them growing out of her. How badly she wishes everything were the way they were back then and how guilty she feels. Not everybody who should have made it out. Tiergan for one. Nobody is there to train them now. Prentice cannot be bothered by any of them. Alden has also been in a self imposed exile, working with the gnomes now. Nobody else really understands.
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