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After spending a few weeks making this id like to have a sit with whoever designed the Mystery Shack. Main question being “WHY???”
Anyways this is for a graded college assignment, used manila folders, hot glue, acrylic paint, and fake moss, more pics under the cut
Ignore the mess in the wip photos im in the process of moving
#we cool beans art show#gravity falls#mystery shack#i have sustained many a injuries making this#im so proud of this but also OUGH#after studdying many pictures of the mystery shack I want to yell#there was a lot of artistic liberties i had to make#i want to yell about how the shack is slanted and how signs keep changing colors and what that stupid back porch is suposed to look like#but seriously. i love you creators of gravity falls. thank you for making such a wonderful show
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#cat#sign#funny#lol#humor#pets#cats#black cat#animals#porch#cute#photography#meme#memes#hilarious#haha#beauty-funny-trippy#black cats
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I just got so excited abt cycling holiday exchange. like its so cute and fun..............................guys are we a community....................Like for real.....................
#Even tho the stress willlll have me tearing ym hair out im sure#I actually envision cycleblr as a neighborhood and i know where everyone's house is. and i can walk there#and like some people are obviously neighbors and we're all sitting on our porches playing.laptop#biking out of the matjechristoph freak cul de sac to visit the is-mathieu-enriched cafe.#Yard signs with who you supported for wc. etc
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they tried delivering the second of my two peter hammill tour posters today but for some fucking reason it requires a signature. a poster. a piece of paper rolled up in a tube for which i paid less than $100. please just give me the poster. please. i am so tired
#i can only imagine its because its coming from greece but like. whyyyy..#the other one was from england and they just left it on the front porch. like everything else i get......#anywya im making my mom go get it from the post office while im at work bc the office closes before i get off#and she has to take the physical notice they gave me with my signature on it she cant even sign on my behalf#i would just ask them to deliver it again tomorrow and ask to call me so i can get it but i dont trust them to actually call me lol#(i work in another building behind my house and idk if anyone will be near the front door or home at all when they knock)#(so the delivery guy would HAVE to call me or else i wont know theyre there. like today!!)#and i will actually start throwing things if they send it back to athens. so im not risking it#'good story twig' THANKS!!!!!#a beast that can talk#babble burble banter
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february 13, 2009
#flickr#2009#building#porch#house#sign#foreclosure#found photography#old web#webcore#search term: gave up
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When you're self-employed, everyone is your boss
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big al is literally that “i’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me” meme and i think that’s what every geriatric mercenary needs to aspire to
#oc txt.#c: alberta#i mean SHE IS A BAD BITCH#88 in show timeline and she’s still out here like i wish i bitch would 🤨#doesn’t give a damn!#her only weakness is her granddaughter 🥰 bc she loves her more than she’s loved anything or anyone#homegirl has been killing for caps since she was 25 and showed no signs of stopping until bethany got stuck in the middle#of some retaliation against her when she was 15#after that she was like I GUESS it’s time to hang it all up 😔✌️ … lol kidding 😝 i’ll break your legs#she doesn’t trust a single mf but they’ve done well in gecko springs and live just on the outskirts#run a little gecko farm#for the last fifteen or so years#she sits on the porch with er rifle all day and listens to her wind chimes while threatening to snipe jonas from ALL THE WAY back there#and she probably could tbh!#bethany is still like traumatized tho so she keeps to herself and tends to her geckos#keeps trying to domesticate them but it’s only worked once 💀#named him sugar bomb and he’s her best friend 💕🦎#big al forces het to go be an adult in town tho#get outta the house and live bith#not everyone has 400 lives like that old hag
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The Jehovah’s Witnesses looking at my No Trespassing/Soliciting sign yesterday
#like sirs we put Santa hats on our Halloween porch decorations do we really seem like your type#maybe i need to add a ‘NO proselytizing’ sign#ugh#annoying#jehovas witnesses#huh i wonder who that’s for#garfield#meme#leave us alone#leave us the fuck alone#garfield meme#sign#jw#jehovah’s witnesses#jehovah’s witness
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Credit: Tim Mossholder
#wood#wood wall#welcome#outdoors#hand lettering#metal sign#antique#rustic#rural#building#porch#dwelling#cottage#cabin#cottagecore#nature#countryside#farm#ranch#barn
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#Photography#Oct. 2018#Outdoors#Close-Up#Distance#Sailboat#Wind Chimes#Arts & Crafts#Chipped Paint#Artwork#Rust#Railings#Rope#String#Front Porch#Front Yard#Houses#Street Signs#Telephone Wires#Decorations#Decor#Clouds#Sky#Sidewalk#Roads#Grass#Sunlight#Trees#Branches#Shadows
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Why do people pound on the door so aggressively 😭 like you owe them money
And then you open it and it's like a girl scout aggsgsgdgdgd
#marquilla#i think it was someone doing political canvasing since voting is tomorrow bc i know they did that in 2018 or 2020 idr which but they were#clearly prepared to have to convince me and theyre like asking voting shit and im like yup :) yup :) to everything both so theyd leave but#bc it was true and the guy was like okay! great! :D#or it was someone trying to get us to switch electric or gas companies and theyre such pricks ab it here too like they will not leave#and if you just straight up say youre not interested they get so aggressive ab it#one lady said she told them to go away and the guy literally sat on her porch saying he would'nt be leaving until she signed and she had to#call the cops or threaten to for him to leave. like it wasnt just someone being like okay fine well im gonna sit and rest a minute he was#being really creepy ab it 😬 our neighborhood has horror stories ab them bc they're so unhinged#ANYWAY they didnt knock again but it was so loud it scared the piss out of me#our neighbor when she gets our mail by mistake will pound on the fucking windows and she always goes for mine 😭😭😭#like bitch i cant open that one and also you KNOW which one mom opens to grab the mail anyways so stooop
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it's only been a week and nicknames for my puppy luna now include babygirl (when she runs into doors), landshark (when my hands become chew toys), and lunar eclipse (when her white coat has gone charcoal from digging in the dirt).
#help i already love her#moon sign in house of fluff#she was snoozing under my chair earlier while i was finishing up homework outside on the porch#i wanted to cry with codependent joy#hound barks
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i think one of my favorite things my family owns is a traffic cone me and my sibling took from a parking lot in broad daylight. idk it’s special <3
#camera talks#rural New England is just kinda like that sometimes#(we also stole a road work sign that had been blown off the road and sitting there for weeks-#we gave that to their friend as a birthday gift lmao)#oh also we did a photo shoot with the traffic cone once we got home akdhakala#it sits on our front porch now <3#anyways my sibling is at the house today and we were talking about it so I was thinking about it
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2235.
in the midst of all these summer homes in winter crowded together kissing close one empty lot and then another like missing stairs like this should feel like some kind of a relief and it just doesn't and I can't tell you why
#365#poetry#also i didn't take a picture because it felt weird#but there's a house that's presumably being redone#got the sign up advertising who's doing it#and the trim of the porch has these hand-painted flowers#and this is original right this is chipped and faded and it's the old house#that's about to go away forever#and it's so fucking depressing#it's the mcminimalism thing that gets me#not quite mcmansions because those aren't as trendy now so it's these clean white and gray rectangles#still oversized crowding the lot super close to one another but 'minimalist' in that trendy way#and that's what's going to happen that's what we get we lose that painted trim#and we'll lose those vacant lots#and it'll all be mcminimalist#that's my tag rant enjoy your evening
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