#poor Carter

[stevie-petey]

how about steve pov blurb after bug told him she never had her first kiss yet? DOES HE DAYDREAM ABOUT IT???? 🚨🚨🚨🚨

mans brain DEFINITELY broke because bug is so pretty and lovely who WOULDNT wanna kiss her ?? (looking at u jonathan)

enjoy <3

“carter, truth or dare.” steve asks his teammate, taking a swig from his beer. hes at a small get together with the basketball team. jason carvers dad is out of town so he told everyone to bring beer and come over.

its night and the june heat has turned into a cool breeze. nancy is at steves side, he had picked her up right after leaving bookstrordinary today.

“truth.” carter manages to slur out.

steve thinks for a moment. “alright. name the first girl you ever had a crush on.”

its a simple enough question. nothing mean or rude, and nancy leans in close against his side on the couch and takes a swig from steves beer.

hes happy. hes buzzed, nancy smells like lavender, he saw you today, and all is well.

“easy!” carter hiccups. “y/n henderson.”

steve freezes.

“y/n?” nancy finally says her first words tonight at the party.

“yeah, man. still kinda into her, but-but that guy… uh… joshua? jonah? i-i know it started with a j.” carter furrows his brows and concentrates really hard while in his drunken state. “anyways. that guy shes always with. cant talk to her. hes-hes weird.”

nancy chuckles. “his name is jonathan, but they arent together. steve says youre nice, maybe you should talk to her-"

“y/n doesnt like blondes.” steve interrupts, and then immediately wants to shove a foot in his mouth.

why the fuck would he say that?

carter hiccups again. “shes hot. id dye my hair for her.”

nancy pokes steves shoulder. “howd you know that?”

“we talk,” he takes another sip of his beer. “she likes guys who look like peter parker, sorry carter.”

the boy drunkenly waves him off and then stumbles towards the bathroom, leaving nancy and steve alone.

“does y/n really only like brunettes?” nancy asks, slight curiosity in her voice.

steve nods. “yeah, she mentioned it once or twice.”

hes lying.

youve never, ever told steve this.

what you have, however, told steve is that youve never been kissed.

in fact, you told him this today. steve kinda has been thinking about it nonstop.

and carter is nice, sure, but shouldnt your first kiss be with someone special? carters been hit in the head with more basketballs than steve can count. the guy is nice, but a complete idiot.

definitely not worthy enough to be your first kiss.

“interesting, hm.” nancy takes the beer from steves hand and then gets up from the couch. she extends her hand and when he accepts, she pulls him up. “c’mon, lets go dance.”

so they go and they dance and steve forgets about the fact that youve never been kissed. at least for a little while, at least.

and if carter the next day asks steve where you work, well. hes only being a nice guy when he tells his teammate that he doesnt know. you surely wouldnt want some dumb jock annoying you at work.

thats definitely why steve lies.

[da-millerrrrr]

oh my god Osvald’s chapter 4 is going to murder carter.

CARTER IS GONNA DIE

[whatever-dude]

They really never let carter have anything huh. 41.6 seconds left and they botched it

[annieslytherpuff21]

What Do You Do?

What do you do when the world stops turning?

What do you do when everything you know erupts into the biggest dumpster fire you’ve ever seen?

What do you do when the ground crumbles from underneath you?

What do you do when it feels like your heart has stopped beating?

What do you do when all you want to do is cry, but are so numb that there’s no tears to cry?

What do you do when you feel like your heart just flew out of the bottom of your feet?

What do you do when you can’t take in a breath?

What do you do when you need to stay something, but the words won’t come out?

What do you do when you have to tell your best friends, your first friends goodby?

What do you do when every one around you is acting like it’s ok?

What do you do when the best yet worst of times comes to an end and you’re the only one who ever thought the times held any good?

What do you do when you have to put the mask back on?

What do you do when you take another mask off with that same breath?

What do you do when the war is over, the debriefings stop, the celebrations cease and you’re left alone?

Alone.

2 going back to Germany, 1 to France, 1 staying in England, and you’re headed back to the middle of nowhere.

You could do something else, they all told you you could.

Should you?

You wouldn’t be alone.

No, it wouldn’t feel right.

There would be no way to recreate what they had had the last few years.

Why kid yourself Andrew?

It’s better this way.

And hey, maybe someday Andy, you won’t be alone anymore.

Someday.

[eggssketches]

Blonde elf twink😨😨

[weezardthewizard]

You start out thinking Shane is the zany cryptid and Ryan is the sane one. And then you learn more about Ryan.

And you realize they are the same level of insane in different directions.

So you think ah, it must be Steven then! He's the genius businessman who keeps the ghoul boys in line. He must be the sane one.

And then you learn more about Steven.

[captain-sassy-socks]

[ratatatastic]

cats: in bath robes

the nhl: well i guess we have to put provactive "lively" music over it

2024 nhl global series finland game 1 | 11.1.24 (x)

[critter-of-habit]

Okay tbh I've actually really enjoyed S2 for the most part but wow this musical segment really was a choice wasn't it??

Bringing Angie back just for a dream sequence song about Peggy's lame no-homo love triangle was just cruel. Even the lyrics seem to be mocking the cartinelli ship - it was all very intentional.

But, also intentional - the way Hayley was acting like Peggy wanted to eat choose Angie the entire time... Girl knew what was going on and did what she could.

[agent-tempest]

When Pekka says ''Then we are even" and Kaz replies "Not even close" Damn that mf really does not remember anything does he

He had the audacity to say, ThEn We ArE eVeN. No bitch we are not and never will be EvEn

[fircyca]

[soulscriptuniverses]

Carter, why are you going through the airport with a bird?

[cryoverlife]

I find it hilarious how much Carter does not want to be in charge.

Over the course of three books he gets asked like 50 times if he wants it be pharaoh and every single time he says no.

And yet somehow he still ends up the pharaoh and in charge of a bunch of people.

Summery of Carter character arc in the serpents shadow

Horus: you should be in charge (so I can be in charge)

Carter: absolutely not

Zia: we need you to be in charge

Carter: haha, no

Ra: it is your destiny to be in charge

Sadie: he’s right

Carter: … Do I have a choice?

Amos: you are in charge

Carter: temporarily

Ra again: you are in charge

Carter: uh

Everyone: our new leader, Carter Kane

Carter: excuse me, what?

[pernillecfcw]

The drinks were well and truly flowing🍾😂

[mollyolikeme]

Sometimes I think about Carter going away for university and I’m like, wtf.

Then I think about Ox going to visit him, meeting some random people, then them going to the club and I’m like, what the fuck.

Then I think about them sleeping in a tiny dorm bed together because Carter needs pack (they both do) and I’m like, WHAT THE FUCK.

And then Ox just, goes home. And Carter finishes school at some point?!

It's unhinged.

[captain-sassy-socks]