#polyamory humor

[gornwen]

Polyamory Problems: Holiday Edition

And then, all of a sudden, you have five office holiday parties to attend over ten days.

[flavoracle]

I definitely want to get one of these swords someday.

Pretty sure @zoyogrl also wants to get what’s in this video, but she doesn’t care so much about the sword 😘🤣

[polyamzeal]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[retrogamingblog2]

[queerism1969]

[crimeronan]

this is the funniest cutest and stupidest polyamory sketch of all time i am Obsessed. cant believe they made a video of every extended polycule i've ever shipped.

then when it's over i scroll down to the comments and it's just:

like yeah. yeah i know. i'm the polyamory faq who loves this dumbass video

[hitoshi-yuuto]

You know what is my favorite Rare ship haikyuu? It's haikyuu polycule.

I have no shame.

Because it's way too much fun not to love it.

If you don't like the idea, move on, if you're weird, please keep going

Everyone is dating everyone, some platonically others romantically and certain sexually.

It obviously starts with karasuno, the third years and the second years are not official but it's shady, and finally the first years arrive and they are the first to date, so the others realize that it is possible and start to go out by year, until Asahi and Noya and there the limits are broken.

The next team is obviously Nekoma by Kenma/Hinata, Kuroo/Tsuki, Kuroo/Daichi, Yaku/Noya, Yaku/Suga and others

Fukurodani follows with obviously Kuroo/Bokuto and Akaashi/Kenma

Dateko with Aone/Asahi and I can see Futakuchi/Tsukishima

(I specify that it's not because I only say some names that they are the only ones to join the polyculus)

So the next ones are Goshiki, Kogane, With Hinata and Tsukishima from the camp

And we probably gain so guys of Nohebi and Mika from Kuroo/Daishou

In the national we can get Atsumu, Hoshiumi and Hirugami, and thanks to Atsumu, we can get inarizaki too (Atsumu and Osamu obviously don't go out with each other 🤢 but the two of them go out with Suna or Aran or Kita or Akaashi anyway you understand)

For the third year of the second year we can have Shirabu and Kawanishi from Goshiki, and Yahaba an Kyoutani, because Shirabu and Yahaba totally had sexual tension between them in their third year (learning from their senpai)

Finally we can have Semi and Yamagata

And for the rest of them probably have to wait for the time skip

Ushijima and Tendou from Kageyama and Hoshiumi

Komori from Suna

Sakusa obviously come from Atsumu and Bokuto (He and Komori do not date 🙂)

Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Makki and Matsun were dating and got here from Hinata (cough Brazil cough)

Andi finally Kunimi and Kindachi from Kageyama when they reconcile

Now just imagine the chaos about no one saying who they're dating and the world is losing their minds trying to figure out who's dating whom.

They have a big gc call Volleyball polycule

I wrote that at 4:47

Sorry for the mistakes English is not my first language

[agrebel18]

just realized I have some alterous feelings for 3 of my irl friends currently, and I just remembered that one of them is non binary, another is a girl, and the other is a boy, and I AM SO NOT beating the polyamorous bisexual stereotypes, for fucks sake 😭

[alpaca-clouds]

Demonic Dating 101 [Spite/Rook/Lucanis Fluff]

I promised to try this, and so I am trying. A story from Spite's POV. Fluff and humor. A lot of people said they wanted to read this. So... Uhm, have fun.

Demonic Dating 101

Fandom: Dragon Age - The Veilguard Shipping: Spite/Rook/Lucanis Genre: Fluff & Humor

Lucanis lost a bet. Now Spite gets to have a date with Rook. Because Spite likes Rook, too.

[sakumon16]

A rather sweet and quite amusing collection of oneshots involving Marinette dealing with the many teens who have the hots for her. Notable for being the only nice Lila (and one of only three nice Chloe) stories I’ve ever seen.

And as usual, I don’t own this. All credit goes to the creators.

If anyone wants to see something, just name a fandom and I’ll do my best to find a good story.

[polyamzeal]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[retrogamingblog2]

[spicychickenfingerings]

[kingoftheu]

Alright Amphibia nation, what issue has Sashannarcy like this.