#polyamory problems

[catboynutsack]

My therapist has started referring to my partners and I as a Threesome during our sessions I'm gonna lose it

[tangenkanashrine]

How they got married [Crack version]

*At a cute restaurant*

Tanjiro: Guys.... I need to ask you something. *gets down on the ground on one knee*

Kanao: Hm?

Genya: *Was just about to finish his food* Yeah Tanjiro?

Tanjiro: *Pulls out ring box with two rings* Will you both marry me? :<

*Awkward silence, everyone is now watching them*

Genya: *puts his food down* I can't, I'm sorry...

Tanjiro: Oh I understand- I'm sorry for-

Genya: Because I need you two... to marry me. *gets down on one knee and pulls out with two rings*

*Everyone gasps in shock, waiting for the girl's answer. Tanjiro is shocked, Kanao is even more shocked.*

Kanao: No I can't... I'm guys but....

Kanao: *Gets down on one knee and holds up a box with two rings inside*

*Everyone in the restaurant is flipping and screaming.*

[gornwen]

Polyamory Problems: Holiday Edition

And then, all of a sudden, you have five office holiday parties to attend over ten days.

[kimchicuddles]

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[dinosaursgowoof]

Being polyamorous but too introverted to do anything about it kills me inside sometimes

[pommedepersephone]

I have zero regrets for the glorious results of a misspent youth. I had FUN being a cocky little bitch and sidling up to people at bars and saying shit like "So, we can share a drink and talk philosophy or you can come on the floor and show me why I should take you home." I learned a lot about myself, and I learned about what I wanted in a relationship, and I learned how to be IN a relationship.

But now... I have kids. And a primary partner. My time is precious and my actions have repercussions for others. Besides, I don't WANT to be picking up randos and I don't have the tolerance for bad sex that came with my wild ways. Dating apps make it easier in some ways, but the point is that building connections worth having takes TIME and patience is NOT one of my virtues.

I just need to whine pitifully into the void.

[acelessthan3]

My east coast boyfriend JUST NOW told me about his semi-secret femmeboi selfie alt insta and I'm like big mad I didn't know about this months ago.

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

A swing and a miss for Dear Abby today.

She assumes an open marriage will "Soon be over" and she was "pressured into it."

Bless...

[pommedepersephone]

Wanting to fuck God is actually just the bi poly norm.

All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience

[peopleareaproblem]

Colourblind Fiyero

I'm sure I'm not the first person to have this idea but I thought of this literally half-asleep at 1 AM and bolted up to note it down.

Anyway what if movie!Fiyero is red/green colourblind and when he and Feldspar almost run over Elphaba, he doesn't see the Elphaba on the left, but the one on the right? reblog if u think the girl on the left is j-

And the reason he looks like this when he sees her face:

... is not because he is realising it's too late to stop himself from saying the words "blended in with the foliage" to the green girl, but because he has two eyes and a heart and just saw Cynthia Erivo in the woods. (And Feldspar sure as shit doesn't notice anything either because horses cannot see red and he is used to people looking kinda green.)

Fiyero arrives at Shiz well after everyone sings a song about how green and annyoing Elphaba is, and the day after he arrives Galinda has taken her under her wing and made her popular, causing people to stop talking shit. So, what if Fiyero just does not find out Elphaba is green until like 2/3rds through the movie? He just straight up misses it, does not know she is an outcast, and just thinks she isn't into him for some bizarre reason. And only when he finds out she has green skin does he realise that he said the foliage thing, which she would definitely have taken as a jab, and actually he was incredibly rude to her. ... Oh no.

LOOK. Obviously I love that Fiyero just is not Fantasy Racist™ and doesn't think there's anything wrong with Elphaba being green. HOWEVER, wouldn't it be funny if-

[polyamorousmood]

The 3am search history of a polyam in denial

How to tell romantic from platonic love

Romantic vs platonic love differences between

Am I in love with my friend

Can you be in love with two people at once

Advice in love with friend

Advice in love with friend reddit

Advice in love with friend reddit already have a girlfriend

In love with two people how to choose

in love with two people what is wrong with me

how to stop falling in love

how to be content in a relationship

How to delete search history

[sporesgalaxy]

listen man the deadpool movies have this annoying running theme that he is allowed to act gay and shit for laughs and a few heartfelt storybeats but the gay attraction is always secondary in serious narrative weight to his girl love interest Vanessa (problem because this is a narrative and choices like that send a message that gay shit is just a joke or temporary and only het romance can be really serious or "real"). And if that wasnt annoying enough, the storybeats about Wade and Vanessa's relationship mostly focus on Wade's side of things and Vanessa is usually largely absent due to being kidnapped or dead or some shit! Plus, to add insult to injury the whole "het pairing prioritization" thing irt story weight of the romantic commitment, literally doesn't even have to be a problem. Its completely in character and never explicitly disproven that Wade and Vanessa are in an open relationship to some degree. You could just make it a fucking polycule!! and no movie ending has been more conducive to a Wade/Vanessa/Wade's buddy he flirts with polycule than the end of DP&W. But the movie didn't have the balls to do that. and Im not really INTO the fan stuff so maybe I missed it but during the time I looked at fanworks for that movie with any frequency, all the postcanon Wade and Logan content I saw acted like Vanessa didn't exist. Like whatever man . WHATEVER!!!! Im just saying the throuple dynamic would be fun too. if you even care.

[acelessthan3]

Rando haters will call my polyamorous ass greedy for having multiple partners when they're single as if I'm totally unwilling to share like hello

[embervoices]

I mean, it is and it's not? If anything, polyamory seems to defuse the situation, because it's not like we're taking those other names as signs our sweeties are secretly sleeping with other people, eh?

I have literally never had that problem in bed regardless, but also, I just have never been offended by being mistakenly called by a metamour or ex's name, even when I was monogamous (which at least made it more memorable!)

Reciprocally, my sweeties aren't generally upset when I've accidentally called them by another's name, except maybe when the name swapped is for the wrong gender or generation as well as the wrong person, and even then, if it's a funny swap, that's usually an override.

My own name was repeatedly swapped for my lover's cat, and I couldn't even blame them; "Ember" and "Cinder" are, after all, synonyms!

One particularly amusing incident of name swapping involved me calling out to my boyfriend:

"David I mean, DAVID!"

We both laughed because he immediately knew what had happened: The first "David" referred to my younger brother. My brain caught that it was the wrong person before it caught that it was the right name! 😂

Maintaining a perfect "not deadnaming people" record because I genuinely cannot remember what you were called before.

[fuckterfs-deactivated20221212]

some possible arguments:

yes, because the cishetpatriarchal society we're in is obsessed with the nuclear family model and while anyone not straight or cis deviates from that and challenges its validity, anyone with more than one romantic/sexual partner does as well

yes, because just as gay people couldn't marry in the past and still can't marry in many places, pretty much any place that allows marriages doesn't allow you to be married more than once at a time

yes, because having more than one partner at a time is as (or sometimes even more) taboo in non-queer circles as being trans or gay or ace in some way

depends on who one has multiple relationships with, if all of them are straight then no, otherwise yes

no, the amount of romantic or sexual relationships you may choose to have at a time doesn't change their nature enough to be considered queer

no, someone can be cishet and polyamorous, and in that case their polyamory would be the only queer thing and cishets can't be queer

no, they're not actively discriminated against enough to be considered queer

[unhinged-as-hell]

"Hayffie or Haydove-"

Bestie I would make them a throuple if I could.