#polroy au

[bridgemino]

i will be secretive >:3 id love to hear your polroy hcs about them.. i dont see them a lot on that side..

Hmmmmmmhmmhkumhkyhi

Oki! :D

• Poli is the more dominant one in the relationship….mostly because Roy is too soft lol

• They’re always together in some way, and know almost everything about one another

• Roy insists on buying Poli gifts, but doesn’t like it when Poli gives him gifts in return

• Started dating around when they first started working as rescue team members. They kept it a secret for a while but eventually told the rest of the team.

• In my au they’re married 🫶

• They’ve always been interested in adopting a kid, but are too busy to take care of one. That, and they don’t want the townsfolk figuring out that they’re together.

• Both them are hella depressed in some way so they’re constantly trying to make the other happy

• Poli loves bugging Roy with terrible dad jokes. Especially when it’s some random point in the night and they both happen to be awake. (Very random too)

• Poli used to have common night terrors, but they now often share a room together, so Roy always is able to comfort Poli.

• Roy often takes Poli out to go stargazing. They usually end up falling asleep together though <3

• Poli is the only one who knows about Roy’s relationship with his family, and why they cut contacts. (I can give lore later if anyone wants to hear abt it)

• They love to cuddle. As much as they hate to admit it, they totally love it.

• In my au, due to past physical trauma, Poli has minor epilepsy and Roy is always there to comfort him. Usually his seizures are rare (and usually short/harmless), there are exceptions, which usually stresses Poli out. Roy is always determined to help Poli >w<

• Poli always begs Roy to teach him to cook whenever Roy is making something for dinner. Poli has always admired his cooking skills and Roy enjoys teaching him!

• Roy is always adding to Poli’s squishmallow collection. A solid 70% of them are from him, and Poli absolutely loves them all.

• Poli likes to take Roy on surprise dates. Whether they’re at the movies, a fancy restaurant, or just playing together outside, it’s always simple and fun. They both end up enjoying it at lot.

There you go! Hope you like them <3

I do have more mature hcs of them, but I wouldn’t post them here 👍🏼

[rhunsui]

a meme, but the meme should have Poli and Roy in it

They're silly goof balls lol

It was all I could think of

effort: 14%

original:

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Guys, I'm dyig rn

Pick what type of funky crossover the rescue team can be in, and I'll sketch the designs (+Lore?!)

*=Design + How they will fit within the 'verse

**=Only taking liberties inspired by the 'verse

^=Has my AU

^^=Has my AU + Crack Ship!

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Uhhhhhh

*looks at my list of AUs*

Uhhhhhh we'll be here for days if I shared them all, so pick a crossover (choose Roblox Regretevator or Murder Drones), an AU that changes/spices the plot (only got one AU ready for this) or an AU with a different setting (A Sunny Day In Broomstown (Amanda the Adventurer & The Stanley Parable inspo), AI-sistant's Realization (AI!Poli), or Immorally Inverted (The BRT but their principles are inverted, meaning Poli is an evil cop for instance))

Only one of them pls 😭

*suddenly appeared* Hello everyone! I don't know how happy you are to see me here, but I'm already here :) While coming up with an AU with my friend, I involuntarily thought about what's going on in others' AUs? And that's why I want to know the key points, facts, or ideas from YOUR AUs! And to make sure everything is fair, I'll tell you a couple of my facts :)

•Despite the huge garden behind the headquarters, Amber also grows plants in her room, and one of them is Sarracenia. But at the same time, she has a favorite flower, which is: Rhododendron.

•In addition to the fact that Helly works as a lifeguard in Broomtown, he is also studying online at college to become a professional photographer, because this is his dream.

•Roy can play three instruments: guitar, drums, and piano. He also has a good voice, and at 17 he was a soloist in a little-known band.

•Jean has a lot of scars on her fingers from instruments. And most often her right hand suffers.

•Initially, Poli wanted to study to be a fashion designer, but due to personal reasons he went to become a policeman (nobody knows the reason for such a change).

•Dampu has a daughter, and he is divorced.

Write your facts, and I will respond to each one! :D

[lunar-rcp]

Shipping thingy, go ig? (Also kinda ranting about my ships)

(Romantic and idk of sexual can be applied here (points to my aspec headcanons)

Now I may or may not be the one behind the term "poliamroy", now known to show Poli, Roy and Amber in a polyamorous relationshio, but I just adore these gals.

Although I do like Polroy, whatever ship name will Mark × Bucky have, and Sandber, although Sanber is so far the only one not canon in most of my AUs so far (maybe in (In)Security? And yes, that parenthesis is important)

My crack ships, however, are Carry/Keaton, Truck X/C4L4M17Y (aka a psychopatic and monstrous vehicle...thing...she'll be seen soon on WTPB/P.O.L.I.), and Poli/Amnesia (WTPB/P.O.L.I. is not the only AU of mine that have that ship...shhhh)

For kiddos (mostly Daily Life, but I'm comin' to get the ones shown in the main show like Annie and Jessie...I'm coming to yeet angst and lore at Mach 88 at those who I find >:) /j) I got something going on for the Modfall versions. But so far, the only thing I can tell you is Jenny/Mary because it's both obvious in my designs of them and any interaction I'll show about the AU. Don't worry, none of the ships are sexual, just crushes that can work it out, and the Modfall kids are also teens.

(Platonic)

Now don't get me started on this one, especially for Helly. Bro will get all the bitches because of his personality but instead of starting a harem, he just starts a breakfast club that may or may not be plotting the end of the world. /hj

Mostly, it's just gotta be Jin&that gas station girl (using the & and / system of AO3 identifying ships, &=familial/platonic and /=romantic/sexual), the rest of the Rescue Teams unmentioned, also Helly & anyone from outside of RCP, most of the Daily Life kids, and I haven't got into this part well yet.

(Familial)

Oh boy, this is where the lore fuck-ups happen. Depending on AU, it varies A FUCKING LOT, but what is consistent are 1) Helly treating the older RTs as his parents, 2) Poli getting uncle status on any young RT member, 3) and Roy always vibing with any Jin AU's mother.

For WTPB/P.O.L.I., there are a lot of adoptions, and even there will be a future plot point surrounding it. This one is highly confidential, but as I can say here...Jin knows Poli more than Poli knows himself, Helly still have connections to someone in the military he calls bro, and Roy is adopted by a WW2 veteran when he was a juvenile.

For (In)Security, Amber is Helly's foster mother, Helly's bro is...dead, Poli/Price's parents are fucking homophobic cray-cray, and Roy/Rhode got a bad relationship with his father. Jin has a similar role to Tessa, but her parent is still Steve Harrison (also WTPB!Jin's dad).

As for Modfall...shh......

And for that new AU, "Poli"/Mr. Robinson is Harley/Helly's godfather.

That is all...Dave away from this bullshit!

*screams in ace*

woah, thats a LOT of relationship hcs you have there!

youre so creative!! to think you can make so many relationships and write so much amazes me, love your aus! they're great

rooting for your aus honestly!!

[stargirlie-sharon]

robocar poli masterlist ☆

request rules! what i can and can't write for

Ships I'm most fond of! - Sandy x Amber, Poli x Amber x Roy (Poliamroy), Poli x Roy (Polroy)

Oneshots

Puns and Fun! A Poliamroy Oneshot

Stormy Night(mare) - Sandy x Amber Oneshot (coming soon!)

Headcanons

Poli, Roy and Amber being flustered headcanons

Sandy's childhood (TW: Mentioned abuse!)

Random Jin headcanon (crack lol)

Polyamorous Poliamroy Headcanons (extra: 2, 3)

Royber Headcanons

Shitposts

Is something burning? Sandy x Amber

Art

Coming soon!

AU Series

Experimental Origins

A false, yet happy fantasy. (COMING SOON!)

[bulgariandeficit]

Idk who else to send this to, but...

Would you rather see Royber (Helly is insane), or Polroy (Helly is still insane) for an au for Murder Drones?

Just juggling with some ideas. Also, Doomed or keep both alive?

=)

Those are some pretty sad ideas…

I would prefer Royber, but for the general appeal it would be Polroy, and please keep them alive (or atleast one of them)

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👁️👄👁️

Ummm...

*Starts burning my Polroy stash (since that has the most uhh...stuff) and started to delete my c.ai RPs of certain AUs*

Oh Poli~

Whooh, it's my fifth try, if it doesn't work I'll reblog or something. The internet doesn't cooperate with at all but anyway. Here are the pictures. I'll drop the info later.

Please enjoy the happy before the sad.

Hey.. I look. Happy. That's.. really nice. Our team looks pretty happy as well.

That's cute, actually. I'm glad you didn't throw us into some dooming never-ending pain, at least. Thank you.

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any headcanons about

uhh

poli in "a sunny day in broomstown" bcuz it seems interesting, and I need motivation to finish my pending drafts 😞)

ASDIB!Poli aka Mr. Robinson headcanons! (Mix of Funcanons™, Lorecanons™, and THEFUCKcanons™)

•Most (if not all) of my Human Poli's had been retired as a legitimate police officer, and were mostly deputies of their respective towns (if they have a concept of deputy).

Robinson, however, has the shortest span of duty, being just 4 years! This is due to a raid incident where one thing went wrong and...well...

Bodies scatter outside of an exploded building.

•Robinson once liked mysteries and ghosts and had once formed a Scooby Doo-esque team and fucked around with abandoned houses and forests. In that sweet sliver of puberty, he found the tapes of a cancelled 70s show called "A Sunny Day In Broomstown" and took it with him. He quickly lost interest at watching it until years later.

•Has a MASSIVE collection of newspaper, and for some odd reason, it's newspapers from the 70s to the 90s...

•Still afraid of bugs, and always have a bug swatter under his matresses. He even bought an electric one some time ago, although he was unable to utilize it anymore since him getting trapped happened a few weeks after.

And speaking of fears, he is oddly afraid of fires and getting burned, so much so that he owns 3 pairs of mittens he always wore like layers.

•Even when he was stuck inside the tapes, Robinson/"Poli" (like some AUs that is not his real name) still has back pain and nearsightedness :)

The Narrator has no idea how to 'fix' it, and last time he tried doing so, it just made Robinson further hate him.

Speaking of him, Robinson loathes the intangible voice narrating the tapes containing the show (of the same name as the AU). By far, this AU has the worst Polroy variation to ever exist, since those two hate each other, despite Narrator trapping Robinson because he is lonely, and Robinson just being blunt in general.

•Robinson had basically adopted ASDIB!Helly/Harley Robinson when the latter's parents died mysteriously, which includes Robinson's half-sister. Robinson and Harley have been extremely close nowadays...especially as they are the only one left with each other.

•Robinson plays the guitar and had played it to comfort Harley. And the Narrator giving him a guitar is the only thing Robinson had genuinely liked about him so far....but he can't tell him that he is constantly listening to the oddly nostalgic songs and his voice

•Has quick intuition but poor sense of awareness regarding the state of reality. Not in the way he was ignorant of worldwide issues, but rather he isn't aware when people are not acting like they usually/should be. This has been weaponized against him by Writer so that he won't notice that EVERYONE ELSE IN BROOMSTOWN FELT LIKE PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR SOULS.

•Is in constant denial of his homosexual feelings

•Sometimes have weird dreams of being with someone male and everything about that type of dream feels blurry and then extremely painful like WHYAMIBURNINGWHYAMIBURNING—

•Has the "Most Depressed Poli Award" out of all Poli's and is basically Canon Poli if given depression and emotional issues

•Will ALWAYS win an argument, even with an intangible voice that is likely omniscient in just his own field.

And just so you know: everything ever mentioned have meaning or will soon gain it. Nothing listed points to dead ends, as there is no such thing as dead ends in ASDIB: just further clues of clues.

"Have a sunny day! God, this is annoying...."

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If you guys didn't know, ASDIBAU ("ASDIB" will be referred to the in-universe cartoon, ala-70's to 80's, and the one with "AU" refers to this universe) is an RCP AU where a few details are present:

All of Broomstown besides the Rescue Team (specifically the RTs' counterparts) are part of a cartoon show with some sort of plot beats like Mr. Roger's Neighborhood or smth, but is overall a mix of Amanda the Adventurer (missing people and someone in the shows' tapes; also involves the outside world), The Stanley Parable (Narrator shenanigans in ASDIB and things being derailed when the wrong actions are taken), and a bit of TADC (forgetting names and trapping thingy) and likely Welcome Home? But mostly ATA and TSP. Might add Andy's Apple Farm elements but ehh—

If this ever becomes a fic, it will be ASDIBAU!Helly's POV, aka Harley Robinson. Follow him as he tries to get his uncle (Mr. Robinson) out of the tapes the former shouldn't had tried opening, resulting in the ASDIB's Narrator finding someone fit to play the role of the host, "Poli". However, everybody plays by improv to finish the ending of the last episode and it "()never goes right!()"

However, newspapers detailing cases of incidents about ASDIB's production's working conditions, Narrator's treatment towards Mr. Robinson—now having to take on the alias of the role he was forced in—once you view it under his controlling attitude, the unusual codes around the attic and the ones flashing on the antique TVs, the details behind Harley's blocked memories of his parents' deaths, and what his mother's last words are.

@"Find the tapes, end its fate

The only way, to stop his rage

Broken bonds, from his tomb

Dont let time, tick like a bomb

May I cast, the story's last...

...So her demise will suffice."@

(Implied Royber (past), Polroy (eventually, once they are done being mad at each other), Harley/Shenanigans, and Poli/Coffee)

:)

[bulgariandeficit]

Do you think I should do multiples of the similar ships at the same time (as in Sandber, Polroy, Polber, and Royber happening atthe same time) for a single AU? Trust me, this is totally not related to anything (doubt), other than that this would be barely achievable through something called timeline shenanigans :)

~✴️

I think... yes. But that's going to be complicated as hell. I suggest you do a relationship wheel thing to understand their dynamics.

[rhunsui]

What for rcp art would you like to draw in the future?

Not sure tbh, i guess whatever comes into mind? Possibly some joke roli/polroy art or some human au lore

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uhhh

Notes:

WTPB means "When The Past Bites", although its other names, POLI or "Price Of Lethal Information" and BR or "Broomstown Redux" fits more. POLI refers to the amnesia aspect of the AU, specifically Poli's amnesia he doesn't even know exists (of course), and BR refers to 100% more lore, citizens aren't that dumb but still are kinda, and lots of casual ✨homophobia and ex-friends drama✨

The DLSS blog will also feature the kids in the series (+ ones in the main) as highschoolers...and also ships. I mean, even if I don't get crushes, highschool crushes exist, and so does shippers.

The OC blog will be both a long-running RP taking place both at the past and present of WTPB, and she's (supposed to be yellow) not the only one here. Featuring closeted gays, people led astray, and a centipede on H4R way.

Modfall had the DLSS (+ main) human kids as highschoolers, so it will have the same notes as #2, although just a little bit...weird. After all, it was crossed with Homestuck, and casual violence exists. Features Homestuck terms modified a bit, implications of stuff (mostly a later thing), people dying for the plot and emotions, and constantly switching between Polroy and Royber, maybe even settle for both (how? Timeline fuckery)

Also, AMA :3

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PolRoy-PoliAmRoy-Royber multiship disaster (and Sandber (Sandy×Amber))

So much so that I have an AU where Polber exists at the same time as Polroy and Sandber, and boy the events that would lead to that IS NOT GOOD! /srs

This might be weird as hell as well, but I kinda randomly pair up some of those kids, albeit more on 'puppy love' and 'stupid highschool crush' level than usual ship ones (although there are two planned to be inevitable, and a few that's basically comical break-ups taken seriously by the plot)

At the same time...I made like half of said kids aspecs...

What are your favorite RCP ships?

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Ur THE SAME FUCKIN AGE AS ME?! I mean I do know of ur birthday art but

D A Y U M

We're all indeed minors fucking around 💀 (I'll still be keeping the fact I had purposely aborted some RCP ships, especially Polroy, in-universe of many AUs even if I'm older. The angst must go on)

How old is everyone?

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Because mixing the real world with the digital delusion never goes well, so of course everyone suffers :)

Just note that Polroy only took place during the events of ASDIBAU and not before, no polyamorous relationship formed, and that monologue at the end isn't a Wooly stand-in. In fact, "Poli" is le closest stand-in but is just a mix of Stanley's (from TSP) situation and Wooly's, more on the former where there is a focus character (or rather the 'host' of ASDIB ala-Wally Darling (but also not))

If you take note of the other inspiration for ASDIBAU, The Stanley Parable, you might be aware of a character in there named The Curator, theorized by many TSP fans to be more powerful and over the TSP Narrator's control over the Parable.

And just as you know, only Harley and Robinson are currently alive, and Amber (or what represents her) hasn't been formally introduced yet.

But about that Jin theory?

*takes notes on it*

;)

This AU is, surprisingly, will be done for fun. Same for WTPB/POLI/Broomstown Redux and His (In)Security. But if I felt like it, I'll will myself to be allergic to happiness and write angst...and horror.

hmm

how about harley aka helly

ASDIB!Helly/Harley Robinson headcanons! (TW: bullying)

(and also, ASDIBAU refers to the AU as a whole, and ASDIB refers to the in-universe show)

•A rare case of my AU Helly NOT having—to some extent—an ability to see things he shouldn't like the 4th wall. Works for me as it would make the narrative shenanigans of ASDIB even worse and more of a headache if he did (it already was one with Modfall, as the Narrator there is his own character). Also a rare case of a straight Helly, although his general awkwardness over his one-sided flirt schemes (one-sided as in he doesn't take reciprocation well) and gender expression shows.

•I forgot to mention this but Mr. Robinson is in his late-30s at the 'main' events of ASDIBAU, while Harley is in his early teens. That means he lost his parents way too early in his life 🥲 (not the worst Helly backstory tho. The MD one had [REDACTED] his parents).

And said loss happened at the same time Robinson got the Trauma™.

But due to the connected and misfortunate series of events, Harley and Robinson got along like bread and butter, although not as stable without them.

•Local helicopter enthusiasist and loves the feeling of the wind going against his body! He's a natural adventurer and gets himself into trouble (nature or social). However, he is not yet used to patching himself up because he was used with his late parents doing it for little young him.

•His favorite cereal is Fruit Loops while he surprisingly likes a little bit of matcha. The matcha part comes from when his late mother lets him have a taste of "adult ice cream".

•Regular customer of the local toy store, always getting things from it and either tries to tinker with the toys he bought or just play with it as it is. Also the local sunshine boy and the light in Robinson's life (note the fact that Robinson is just Poli + Unsolved Depression, and it will get worse), making modified vehicles that can play songs.

•Doesn't go to school anymore because he is the one bullies always pick on. From his wardrobe choices, hair length, and even just his general personality, Harley ended up feeling despised amongst his peers, and is going thru an oddly optimistic 'emo' phase that goes "no one understands me and if they do meet me near the trees! :)"

In short, he has Trust Issues™, something surprisingly many Hellys lack.

•He doesn't like Narrator at first, especially as the later came off as controlling to his trapped uncle. But whenever he is both resting from collecting things around the attic and at the same time the tapes have its intermissions (which is night for Broomstown as the show takes place at daytime), Harley started to 'talk' (via poor Morse) to Narrator. Getting under the latter's persona was surprisingly an achievement, and due to the things Harley finds in the attic and what Narrator tells him about himself, Harley is a bit aware that:

Narrator lost someone thru unfair fates and tragedies, using the semi-digital microworld of ASDIB as an escape, the only thing he knew of the real world,

And...there is certainly a connection between his late mother's letters, Robinson's nightmares, and the way Narrator presents his semihuman form to Robinson.

"Were you just a living program, Narrator?"

"Of course, my little lily. I'm...part of a set of experiments my company did where instead of hiring a voice actor...they made me alive instead."

"That was oddly specific. But why are you so open about this, 'Narra—'"

". …- . -. / .. / …. .- …- . / -. --- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / -.-. .-.. ..- . / .-- …. .- - / .- -- / .. -.-.-- / … - --- .--. / .- … -.- .. -. --. -.-.--"

"😐 Alright..."

Harley sat down the creaking attic floorboard as he puts together a picture frame of the main voice cast of this old cartoon, and his eyebrows narrowed at the cast, especially with the crack line conveniently going between to men: likely the real voice actor for Poli, and another, unknown person.

Well, it's 'unknown' in the sense that this man doesn't seemed to be credited in any credits, but it made the brunette curious regarding that one redacted area in the credits where any sorts of a VA for the Narrator stood.

What's worse is that this...man...

Resembles his semi human form.

Meanwhile, another person deep inside Broomstown lifted up her pen. This might be too early for her to invoke him to be more open to not just the kid of the man he trapped inside, but if she is too slow with this...

Nobody will win this game.

Nobody will be saved, physically or emotionally.

The story must go on, even if it repeats over and over.

And over

And over

And over

And over.

()Will you sing in grief for a lost soul whom you loved and was unable to express such intricate emotions to, even after death?

I don't think so, at least I can't. I would rather wish this world to end already. I'm too tired, I'm too tired. I just want it to end already. I'm too tired seeing this echo of a show struggling to exist. Why can't I euthanize it with words of farewell and ending the end? Is there really a planned end for this show? Have I been running around in circles?

Am I a fool for thinking that my suffering is undeserving? I didn't want to be in this role, I never wanted to. But the power of actions overpower the power of words, and something is wrong about each and every action he takes, we take, everyone takes.

If only I let go all those years ago, then I wouldn't have to bear seeing the echo if his face again...but a part of me longed to be with him again...

One way or another.

And I won't let her get in the way again.

Maybe the boy in green has a point: I was running around in circles. But what I did has no reversal; it never have in the first place. I don't even understood what it was that I can do, and to think I have it all is quite pathetic of myself.

All I did was ending up making psyches rot inside this glitched little show!

So...

Can I sing a song of grief, for my love that have no one to feel?

No; I do not deserve affection.

I never did.()

<>Please...let go of me.<>