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Of course, the burkini ban is messed up on grounds of religious freedom and racial discrimination. But also
Under any other circumstances, people would be HORRIFIED at a government mandate that women have to show a certain amount of skin. Like. That’s fucking dystopian, and the absolute opposite of feminism. If a government tried to pass a law that all women had to wear tube tops and miniskirts to go outside, people would rightfully be up in arms demanding blood
But because it’s targeting a marginalized religious group, many folks are lauding the blatant forced sexualization of women. Appalling
(apparently the ban also outlaws things like sun – protecting bathing suits if they cover too much skin. Which like. Yes, let’s give everyone skin cancer just so we can spite a religion we’ve decided to hate. Sounds like a good plan </s>)
#mini rant#Religious discrimination#misogyny#feminism#sexualizing women#islamophobia#I was just thinking about this in terms of the “women fought not to have to dress like this#that I’ve heard once or twice in reference to my own historically – inspired wardrobe#and how much I would absolutely hate it if someone tried to force me to show more skin in public#for me it’s an annoying comment here or there. For Muslim women in France it’s actual legal discrimination#I swear we’ve gone from people measuring flappers’ swimsuits on the beach#to make sure they covered enough. to police forcing women to strip#because they’re covering too much. We just can’t fucking win#especially women from marginalized racial or religious groups
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am i seeing things or am i going crazy
#i swear i see sum …#sorz for the blurry second pic#but ummmmmmm#he rlly does love to hang loose#n i am not mad at all#i <3 dick#the way they addressed the sexualizing edits lmfkskdkd they do not give a fuck#y’all protect them too much i fear#not y’all but the sturn police#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#sturniolo triplets
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sometimes I see vids of US highschools find their way to twitter and Europeans are like "you dress like this in public/to school??🤢 have some pride" and look there's a lot of things u can shame the US for but kids dressing comfy is not one of them lmao. because its giving jealous. how are you not jealous. I think you're jealous. "uniforms should be mandatory" it's socially acceptable to show up to school in sweatpants and slides and bonnets and you want us to change that to fuckin. mandatory khakis??? and you think that'd make kids happier??? whatever you say pal....
#senior year I dressed exclusively in sweatshirts tees and my baggy pants and I swear to GOD if I had#the extra burden of a fucking UNIFORM on top of everything it'd be the last straw...#I could also get into how ableist and classist and racist and transphobic the implementation of uniforms can#be but thats not as funny as dunking on random kids on twitter so I wont#to be clear: oh I hate defending the US online. fuck the US. but also take that enormous police baton out of your puckered up assholes plea
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Oh what a wicked little devil I could be
More of this! Yes! I SWEAR I’ll do a post to actually explain this au later, I pinky promise
#myart#illustration#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#freelance husbands#freelance wives#digital art#so strange to draw their eyes in more my usual style#I’m literally oc-ifying them at this point I swear
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I see a lot in fanon of Jason being Tim’s fav robin - and I’m guilty of enjoying it and posting content in that same vein - but honestly we need to sit down and think critically for a second… Tim’s favorite robin is definitely Dick - after all he did sorta bring start everything for Tim as he is a pillar in his orgin story. But like we all write the Jason and Tim brother relationship all sweet and reconciliation (which, in current canon is sorta true, if apprehensive) when in reality Tim actively makes fun of Jason during titans tower when he’s getting his shit handed to him, would call him a flop to his face, and probably barely tolerated his Robin in comparison to Dick’s out of respect for the name. And Jason is just the definition of Cain instinct mixed in with imposter syndrome, and really doesn’t gaf all too much about Tim besides baseline animosity shown in the beginning of their relationship (as it seems that we’ve all collectively decided to stop recognizing any comic after 2010 apparently- which… is fair to be honest 😭) - BUT ANYWAY I just thought it was very silly haha to find that we’ve all somehow interpreted their relationship one way when it’s really written a completely different way, I just love the extravagant game of telephone we all play when making fandom content/spaces.
#btw my tone may sound sarcastic at times in this post but I swear I’m not 😭#also I’m not policing you on what ways you can interpret canon! I’m a very big advocates of doing whatever you want#i just find it interesting how we’ve all collectively decided Jason would be Tim’s favorite robin and vice versa#dc#robin#red robin#tim drake#jason todd#red hood#batman#batfam#batbros
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Doodles I’ve made during my time out because my hiperfixation with Sam and max is getting worse ☕️
(also improving the way I do max, you can see the first compared to the doodle from devil’s playhouse another timeline)
I love that duo so much
#artist on tumblr#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#sam and max freelance husbands#sam and max fanart#my art#i swear im normal#digital artist
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dawg he didnt need to hit him like that
#i love this easter egg i swear to god#i laughed so hard the first time i saw it#and did it again in the remastered to show it to my qpr partner#best gag in the whole game#sam and max#sam & max#freelance police#freelance husbands#sam and max tdph#sam and max 304#tdp 304#tdph 304
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SHUT THE FUCK UP 💥 B O N K 💥
#Happy Spooky Month#I like when Sam's ears do that#sam and max#my art#sam & max#sam and max freelance police#sam and max fanart#samandmax#sam & max fanart#tw swearing#doodles
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the fruit of my notes app is always something
#sam & max#sam and max#freelance police#freelance husbands#sam and max fanart#i swear i use dark mode#apple just whitewashed the background when i saved the note to my photos#sheds a tear emoji#keme art
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#animated gif#animated gifs#gif#gifs#old advertisements#old ads#retro#neon#tokyo#olympics#police cars#advertisements#coke#I swear to god this isn't from blade runner#80s
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I think my favourite thing about Paige is, in season one, we know her as this passive office worker who just up and finds the courage to help the people who kidnapped her after she witnesses a very law-backed atrocity. And you think how brave and/or insane it is of her, to go from smiling along with a human sacrifice to impersonating a police officer!
And then you learn her dad's an accomplished and previously convicted con man. If anything she probably could've impersonated a cop better if she wasn't so rusty.
#the silt verses#paige duplass#beloved!!#probably not the first time she impersonated a police officer!#also i stand by the belief that her pitch with Esther would have gone by way better if Dennis wasn't listening in#paige duplass woman ever#to me the esther episode dialogue between paige and dennis in the car sounded like he'd given her these tips a thousand times hefore#the way she's so tired of it#but that's just a headcanon#i swear i remember a bit where she says 'sitting in a car for hours with you teaching me how to spot a mark' or something like that#but i can't find it in the transcripts
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To the surprise of probably no one, I've been playing Spy x Anya: operation memories!
It's super cute and sweet, very chill vibe and the minigames are fun.
One of the main feature of the game is to win points in the minigames to buy outfits and items and the characters can win more points depending what they wear.
This often results in my Forger family looking like the worst Fashion disasters known to mankind lol.
#spy x family#yor forger#loid forger#anya forger#bond forger#spy x anya#the fashion police would arrest them i swear lol#Twillight would probably have a stroke in canon.#at the same time you can make really funny scenes#like Thorn Princess can go to the beach in broad daylight why not#only con to the game there is no Franky I'm sad
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hate that people try SOOO hard to push the narrative that taking testosterone won't make someone angry or horny or whatever. I don't know how to explain how it feels like being misgendered to be held to the expectation of being a pure and quiet saint in my transition (ie societal expectations of women) but fuck that. testosterone made me loud and pissed off and I cranked it like 13 times a day and guess what that's fucking normal and it's still my choice and no one gets to take away my autonomy for it. yeah I got stinkier and hairier and more bold in my assertions, but that's not a default negative thing, and it's not something I should have to pretend doesn't happen for people to respect my right to transition. my autonomy has nothing to do with my purity. jesus
#sorry if it was a mutual that reblogged that i didnt check bc i was so mad#granted im not on t anymore bc we ended up homeless and its been a circus since but i felt the changes#like youre literally going thru puberty like every other 13yo boy#its messy and smelly and ugly and i deserve to have that experience. i deserve to have that experience like every other man.#im not going to make it pretty and palatable for you. after no kink at pride ur gunna start seeing no testosterone at pride i swear to god#stupid coldass takes. the lgbtq community will not be policed into silence. even by You.
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Late night in the office cracking a tough case
#myart#artists on tumblr#sam and max#freelance husbands#sam and max freelance police#illustration#fanart#I’m not sure how but I did this all in one night#you can tell I haven’t done a background in forever#was feeling very silly#these goobers got me in a chokehold I swear
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They're getting married (for the 70th time)
#sam and max#freelance police#sam and max freelance police#snm#freelance husbands#i have art block#im gonna post art today i swear#my baby cousin really likes my plushes#gotta teach them early/j#idk what else to tag
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