#polar bears a fucking Scary

[queerundercover]

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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

[bzdsentai]

Nightcrawler almost has a heart attack and dies.

[badninken]

Scary Warlord of the Sea - Trafalgar Law

I want to talk about Law's introduction on Punk Hazard, and the fight that follows. Starting with this moment:

It's been an eternity since Law's last appearance in the story when this takes place, and it's the first time he shows up after the time skip. Last time he was seen he was a sleepy-faced dude with a polar bear friend who saved Luffy's life. A bit weird but not very intimidating. This Law though, is first seen skulking in the shadows, offering to help the local villain take care of a notoriously "insane, cruel, and merciless" bunch of marines that's come knocking.

Is Trafalgar Law a villain now? Is he in charge of this very evil-seeming science facility??

Well, he sure looks shady enough to be a villain, and the notoriously merciless marines seem scared out of their fucking minds to see him.

This scene is shorter in the manga but I love the way the anime drags it out by having Tashigi name-drop other Warlords to put his new title and status into perspective. The marines are literally screaming, crying, throwing up over how scary he is, retelling the story of his 100 hearts delivery, all while Law just stands there, smiling.

And that's the thing I wanna talk about. The standing and smiling and how he acts throughout this whole encounter. The way he's leaning against that wall just like he's leaning on his own reputation to do all the work for him. His job in this situation is to scare these people away without letting them know what's going on behind those doors.

If it weren't for Smoker standing his ground, the marines might have simply turned to flee at the sight of him, without Law even having to lift a finger to encourage them. Smoker seems to be having a hard time getting around Law's arguments too. They're both working under the government here and Law doesn't offer any outright hostility or threat for him to act on. Because Law is smart.

Law is handling this navy problem non-violently with minimal effort and it seems to be going according to plan.

But then the Straw hats happen!

And also giant abducted children used for science experiments he had no knowledge of what so ever because he's been minding his own fucking business.

And now he has to deal with taking the blame for horrifying child abuse AND looking like he blatantly lied about the Straw hats and also looking like he's incompetent enough to let all those dirty secrets pop out right behind him in a rain of fucking confetti at the worst possible moment.

(does not deny this)

He looks like he just aged ten years out of pure 'what the actual fuck'-stress. Like, where does he even begin with this situation? He's not responsible for any of that shit. He's just there to destroy some other evils, as discreetly as possible, but now he has to silence an entire unit of marines, just so the mess other people made won't ruin his own plans. Plans that's he's worked on for 13 years. Sounds like a typical Trafalgar Law day.

So he apologizes for saying something that wasn't true and then he handles the problem by causing massive property damage.

While not causing any lasting harm or even pain on a single one of his opponents.

The thing I think is so interesting with looking at Law's behavior in these interactions, is how he plays a role the entire time. He is not a villain, but he deliberately lets people believe that he is capable of great evil and cruel acts for his own gain, because that's his defense. It's a deterrent and a warning. His yellow black patterned coat fits that strategy perfectly, like the message of a wasp or poison dart frog. I can kill you, stay clear.

He keeps the cold, creepy act up the entire battle and makes it known that he could kill everyone there. Easily. He's never even close to trying though, and when he takes Smoker's heart he keeps it safe.

Law has no problem letting people believe horrible things about him if it can get him where he needs to go, but he's famously got a bunch of problems with people thinking he's a good person. I think that plays heavily into why he falls to being Doflamingo-cruel verbally to Tashigi when she goads him to kill her, but there are too many layers and things to say about that particular exchange so I'll save it for another time.

At the end of the day, it's all about this I think:

Law hearing people call him a creepy freak madman vs hearing Luffy say he's lucky to have met him.

[archangeldyke-all]

ANGELBEARRRR!!! IM GLAD YOU’RE FEELING BETTER MY BABY 🤎🤎🤎 i’ve had this thought floating around in my head for months but i can’t be arsed to write it so it’s yours now 🤭

imagine sleeping over at sevika’s place (probably before you move in together) and it’s getting late so she’s like “alright… well… lemme go get my jammies on…” and she comes back wearing FULL bear pjs, like she has a sleep shirt with a bear on it, bear pants, a bear ears headband to keep her hair out of her face, those ugly bear slippers, and she’s holding a teddy bear or two… and you just take a second to realize that THIS is the scary lady of zaun….

hehehehe i love youuuuuu

ENNABEAR I PASSED OUT FROM CUTENESS OVERLOAD OH MY GOD also this reminds me of some fantastic @dykesevika fanart that i will reblog so u guys can soak up the bear sevika vision. ooh ooh also shoutout to @fyeahnix as always for creating the adorable, perfect nickname for sev: sevi-bear. EEEEK

men and minors dni

you and sevika have been dating for about half a year now. you've spent the night at both your places, but those have always been sleepovers after sex, rushed and unplanned.

tonight, for the first time, you're having a sleepover. sure, you might end up having sex at some point, but that's not the point of tonight. the point of tonight is for you and sevika to just spend the evening together, giggling and gossiping and watching movies.

sevika ordered pizza, you built a nice little nest on her couch, and you've been each other's arms since then.

"where're you going?" you pout as your girlfriend tries to escape your arms. she chuckles.

"i wanna get my jammies on before the food gets here. you look so cozy in yours." she whines. you chuckle and shoo her away.

"fine, but hurry. i'm cold without you.

sevika grins and darts to her bedroom. you're curious to know what her jammies are-- she's only slept in boxers and socks beside you.

you're expecting her to wear a t-shirt and flannel bottoms, or something simple like that.

you certainly aren't expecting the full-body bear onsie, with a hoodie included, two little brown ears popping up on her head. her feet have little cloth claws embroidered into them. you almost pass out.

"oh. my. god."

"what?" sevika asks, frowning and crossing her arms over her chest, grumpily.

"sevika. did you buy that for me?" you ask.

sevika huffs and rolls her eyes. "no, these are my winter jammies."

you finally let out the squeal that's been bubbling up inside you, falling onto your back to kick your legs. sevika glares at you the entire time. you pull a pillow to your face to muffle your squeal.

eventually, sevika storms over and pulls the pillow away from your mouth. "don't suffocate yourself, jackass."

"sevika, this is the cutest fucking thing i've ever seen in my entire fucking life! you coo, pulling her down to rest on top of you. sevika grunts. you just giggle.

"they're... cozy." she tries to defend. you cackle.

"i'm sure they are, sevi-bear."

sevika groans at her new nickname. you pull her hood back so you can plant a wet smooch on her forehead.

"bears are my favorite animal, y'know." she pouts. you nod, your excited smile not fading in the slightest at the new information.

"any specific species?" you ask.

it's the right question. sevika perks up in your arms, and her embarrassment melts as a sparkle glimmers in her eye. "y'know there's only eight species of bear in the world?" she asks with wonder. you raise an eyebrow at her.

"no way, there's gotta be more."

"no! polar bear, brown bear, american black bear, asian black bear, sun bear, panda bear, and andean bear. that's it."

"what about koala?" you ask. sevika snorts and bites your neck. you cackle. "so, which one is your favorite?" you ask, nudging her butt with your heel. your heart does a somersault when you feel a plush little tail sewn on the back of her jammies.

"brown bear. obviously." she huffs, gesturing at herself.

"obviously." you giggle, kissing her. "and which one am i?" you ask.

sevika studies you for a second before speaking with a mischevious smirk. "panda."

you giggle. "why panda?"

"'cause they're useless on their own in the wild."

you gasp and kick her harder. sevika bursts into giggles. "i'm not useless!"

"well, you're not exactly brown-bear-ferocious."

"oh please. brown bears hibernate through winter and eat honey and salmon in the summer. deep down you just wanna be spoiled."

sevika sputters and glares at you, but before she can argue further, the doorbell rings with your pizza.

you giggle as you watch her shoulders fly up to her ears. "will you get it?" she asks meekly-- not wanting to be seen by a stranger in her cute pajamas.

you giggle and kiss her nose. "'course i will, sevi-bear."

you roll your eyes as you turn to answer the door. ferocious brown bear my ass. she's more like a teddy bear.

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[supercap2319]

"I'm a level 4 naughty lister? Are you fucking kidding me?" Jack O'Malley asked. He was kidnapped by this crazy Chinese lady and her team of scary guys with guns. But that wasn't the fucked up thing that Jack had seen. It was this little elf who wasn't so little. And a fucking talking polar bear.

Charlie Frost, younger brother of Grýla, the evil witch, joined the Special ops to keep the mythical world hidden away from the mortal one, but now that Santa Claus had been kidnapped, they needed all the information from Jack.

"Yes, you are. You were such a good boy up until high school, Jack. What happened?" Charlie asked.

"Puberty? Hormones? My dick? Boobs? Balls?" Jack jokes.

[veggie-miilk]

Hey bitches happy 2025 srry I was dead for a month, have sonichu/chaotic combo instead

I luv you rosy you deserve the fairy type 🧚‍♀️ ✨️

Chill surfer girl, bit of a bimbo but we love her for that. Made her an a azumarill cuz I like them more that marills srry

oKAY NGL I MADE THEM WAY TO CUNTY FOR THEIR OWN GOOD LIKE WTF?? also I can't be the only one that magi-chan just scream enby vibes. right?

Dude just can't sit the fuck down and relax, like

Oh lawd he a big boy (god bless you Courtney/SNT for doing a banger punchy redesign) I tried to make him less like a knuckles clone so I changed his body type and also his face. (Fun fact his based off of bark the polar bear)

Punchy looks scary but he's actually a big teddy bear and loves to crack jokes

K so like, I changed Blake (changed his name to Mimichu) isn't just a sonichu DNA clone, but is now (kinda) the same way shadow is made. Like imagine if one of the scientists the angle island super sonic mural and thought "Holy shit, Giovanni wanted something like this right? Now i dont have to do any extra work" Mimic was lowkey a fucked up experiment. Notably he doesn't have cheek pouches, so he can't harness electricity. And has to use wrist guards to harness electricity. I also changed Blake into a closeted trans girl but that's for later so sssSSSHHH

A plucky lil archer boy who can't be trusted by himslef (funny weed joke here) he's the shortest and youngest of the chaotic combo

Same kinda lore and backstory (ig) but now she's a lesbian. She looks like she got her shit together but shes crumbling inside. ITS OKAY GIRL, BE REBELLIOUS IT WONT HURT YOU 😭

She got this sick ass battle axe now (placeholder srry)

Think of the most chaotic dnd group imaginable and thas the chaotic combo. They mean well and save the day countless times, but good god do they cause massive property damage

Extra under cut

Sonichu concept

Magi but naky

[shyravenns]

Okay but, is the pow that Price is guarding a shapeshifter, or does he just have a very scary fanged smirk? Could you imagine the first time Price sees him in polar bear form? He really doesn't stand a chance. 🤍

Oh, I'm particularly obsessed with the idea that Nikolai is a shapeshifter/cryptid who just loves to fuck with people.

He might be part of some sort of Russian folklore that's been passed down by generations, but he's definitely not human and he probably has a history of picking up pretty man and woman who catch his eye every century or two.

He'll show Price's supervisors a regular non fanged grin, but then let the mask slip just for Price and Price alone 🤭

Price really doesn't stand a chance whether or not he truley understands what's going on, and Nik is more than happy to play this little game with him.

[wishing-stones]

how would everybody (or just the boys if you feel like it) react if they managed to, just. like. somehow meet or interact with 8 year old Dream and Nightmare? like, back before the incident

Ouch.

Killer hardly believes what he's seeing. He's heard about Nightmare looking a lot like Dream before the curse happened, but seeing them together is a wildly different beast. He thinks it's cute how Nightmare tries to defend Dream by pushing his twin behind him, but... Killer is shockingly okay with kids sometimes, so he'd talk them both down. Chances are he wouldn't get out of that without a flower crown.

Dust kind of.... absorbs the situation and sits down to talk with the two of them. He's quiet and gentle. Nightmare is pretty quick to get closer because he can sense the latent negativity Dust has. He tries to play tiny therapist, and it doesn't really go his way... but Dust will indulge them and make daisy chains. He also might go threaten the villagers within an inch of their lives to leave the twins the fuck alone.

Axe is... let's face it, pretty scary. He'd come bearing treats, though, and once it's apparent that he just looks scary, they're both a lot more trusting of him. Dream's attempts at trying to fix the hole in his skull are cute, but Axe has to physically pick him up and set him down to keep him away from it. He teaches them about some simple edible plants and how to make stuff from them without the need for a proper kitchen.

Cross sees the opportunity and takes it. If he can't fix what went wrong in his AU... the least he can do is help someone else try to fix theirs. He appoints himself their guard, so they don't have to worry about anything because he will take care of it. He winds up with a lot of flower jewelry, and before too long, his hood trim is mostly flowers. He absolutely steers people away from the tree and sometimes follows Dream into town. Still... he can only delay the inevitable.

Baggs is very confused, but puts two and two together quite fast. He's very gentle with children, and treats their injuries and scrapes better than they can. He also is adamant about their communication, and facilitates them talking to each other about their problems and frustrations. Just because they're children doesn't mean they get a free pass from therapy. He is also delighted to turn people away from the tree, and... for some reason, they don't really come back unless they really need help.

Ink sticks around for a little bit, does some fun things with them, but he absolutely will not get involved in altering the timeline. He can't. No matter how much it sucks, he can't intervene in canon events. It's in the script, and he can't alter that. He'd make himself scarce before it happened, though. No need to have that resentment follow him.

Blue is the polar opposite and would do everything in his power to protect the mini version of one of his best friends and his twin brother. Blue with a reason to guard something that fiercely is a dangerous prospect, and he's not afraid to put the smackdown on someone for being a jackass to little Nightmare. However, like Cross.... he can only delay the inevitable, not prevent it.

[cornerofhell]

What kind of centaurs would the slashers be, you should draw ittttt

I have been VERY busy over the holidays so it will be a bit before I draw anything..... BUT I WILL PUT MY THOUGHTS

Honestly this will probably just be slashers as animals but with tropes from Centaurworld

Charles Lee Ray - Crocodile-taur. Probably a saltwater. - Crocs are known as some of the most dangerous creatures and have purposefully hunted humans before, with very brutal techniques. And it'd fit Chucky to a T. - Probably short back legs for a centaur body, but anyone ever makes fun, he'll just bite the shit out of them

Santa Claus - POLAR BEARTAUR 100% - Polar Bears are scary fucking creatures with their strength, and ofc with the north pole being in such a cold climate, it absolutely fits - Would probably ignore the coldtaurs unless he wanted to torment/eat them

Jack Frost - Leopard Seal-taur. - Jack's kills are brutal. Have you seen what a Leopard Seal will do to a penguin? Not to mention the stare. - Stays both in the sea, and by the coldtaurs (Mostly by Santa). Probably would try to make Gendale worse.

Gregory Tudor - Flying Fox-taur - Likes to eat sweet things (fruit) and... other things (insects) that sometimes creeps people out - Has crashed several times into trees of the forest, but still manages to catch plenty of bugs. As for Lubdan, I have no idea, something between realms maybe?

[eroguron0nsense]

Looking for confirmation of this weirdly widespread belief that Law was originally intended to be a villain?

I hear a lot of people who make One Piece content arguing that Law was probably originally meant to be an antagonist and that Oda only changed this because of how popular he was, and it's... baffling? I know that Oda introduced them kind of on a whim on Sabaody and didn't expect to integrate them into the series anywhere near as much as they did, but the substantiation for this theory seems to be that "Law spends a lot of time smirking in Sabaody and has a scary epithet" which I understand but I personally think seems pretty lacking since, well,

Law isn't the Supernova in Sabaody who actually gets the most villainous foreshadowing, with much more emphasis being placed on Kidd's willingness to murder civilians, and even though he gets a kind of freaky ability he also frees Jean-Bart from bondage and has fucking adorable polar bear friend who he has a funny rapport with and it instantly makes him and his crew seem more appealing? I get that the Dr Heart Stealer theme and his general pre-Marineford/Postwar demeanour *might* lend to that interpretation but the vibe I got from Law was less "genuinely sadistic" and more "this is a shit-eating stoner pirate in his early 20s". He's definitely very different from post timeskip Law and even Marineford/PostWar Law, and has a few mildly menacing lines/loosely implied Doflamingo connection, but I hesitate to say that he was originally conceived of as a villainous character based off extremely limited information and I think that interpretation requires you to ignore certain aspects of Law's character in the arc he's introduced in that might conflict with it. Again, I absolutely think Oda realized that he could make Law a more popular or thematically/interesting character or that he liked the new conception of Law and started writing him differently, but I doubt Oda hard-pivoted from Villain Law to making him a kinda morally ambiguous cool guy character halfway through Sabaody/right after we met him just because of some initial positive fan reception. Edit: I also feel like this stems from how he's described based on secondhand descriptions in newspapers who are very clearly framing him as a criminal? And people just forget that the World Government's descriptions of their enemies (e.g. Devil Child, Surgeon of Death) are not and never have been meant to be taken as 100% reliable or reflective of their characters

[sanjisprincesswifey]

2,3, and 23 for the ask game with zoro and torao? 💖

2. favorite canon thing about this character?

i got about a million answers for law tbh, but i love that he is, canonically, a LOSER. i love loser men lol. also i love that he has a weakness for things that are cute, like he’s so bad at pretending he’s scary when he rants about his comic books and can’t resist a big, fluffy polar bear. 

for zoro, i enjoy how he always treats girls with a softness that men don’t receive. we see it countless times when he helps nami or robin or hiyori in wano and i looove that. like, yassss my gentle himbo !!!!!

3. least favorite canon thing about this character?

i hate that law is quite literally the most traumatized he could possibly be. like bro is fucked up and i hate seeing him suffer !!! 

i dislike how serious they made zoro post timeskip, like i understand why it happened, but i miss his laugh and smile pre timeskip 😫

23. favorite picture of this character?

any picture of law in the white tank and blue feathered coat !! he looks so fking goodddd & any picture of zoro from film z because that man looks so delish in glasses

send me a question and a character!

[notquitecharl1e]

Okay, why the actual fuck are they banning CHILDREN'S/YOUNG ADULT book in the US?

What fav books of mine are being banned and why + my little rants below the cut

The Scorch Trials by James Dashner- Violence & dark themes.

Seriously? It's a MADE-UP story WHY THE FUCK ARE U BANNING IT!!!!! IT'S NOT REALLLLLL

Twilight by Stephenie Meyer - Themes of violence, Supernatural elements

Again, it's a made-up story, about vampires, they can't hurt u bc they aren't real.

The Goosebumps series by R.L Stine - Horror Elements

they are kids books... for kids aged 8-12...also the characters in them ARE MADE UP!

Where the Wild Things are by Maurice Sendak - Themes of rebellion, dark imagery.

It's a kids book about monsters, it's not even that scary...

Where's Waldo? by Martin Handford - Alleged inappropriate illustrations.

Definition of 'Alleged' - "said, without proof, to have taken place"

Yertle The Turtle - Dr. Seuss - Seen as political allegory

it's a book about a turtle on a rock...

Actual summary of the book: "in which the eponymous Yertle, king of the pond, stands on his subjects in an attempt to reach higher than the Moon—until the bottom turtle burps and he falls into the mud, ending his rule."

Alice's Adventures In Wonderland by Lewis Carrol - Drug references and alleged animal abuse.

Definition of 'Alleged' - "said, without proof, to have taken place"

Again? Really?

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret by Judy Blume - Sexuality and religion

"She and her friends talk about periods, bras, and the boys in class that they like."

Seriously? THEY ARE BANNING A BOOK ABOUT PERIODS?

Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson - Death and religious content

They banned it because of DEATH? A natural thing? That happens to everyone?

It's Perfectly Normal & It's So Amazing! by Robie H. Harris - Sex Education content

So what they're saying is they don't want young adults/teens learning about safe sex?

James and The Giant Peach by Roald Dahl - ALLEGED drug references, language

Definition of 'Alleged' - "said, without proof, to have taken place"

A THIRD TIME REALLY?

The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket - Dark Themes, violence

They are banning it bc of a thing that actually happens to people?

(The locking in the cage scene)

The Golden Compass & His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman - Religious critique

I haven't read these for a really long time, but im pretty sure it's about a girl and her talking polar bear... plus they're acting like this doesn't happen IRL (the religious critique bit not the talking polar bear)

The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien - ???

I checked this on the list and the reason it was banned was blank so...?

Okay so this is a lil thing I thought I'd google

"Is Hitler's book banned in the U.S"

This was the result - "Mein Kampf" is not banned in the United States, though it has been banned in some other countries like Austria and the Netherlands

I think that sums up what's happening right now.

Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl - Graphic deceptions of wartime atrocities.

Yea, no shit she lived in a roof for 3 years during the war while the Nazis were trying to find people to kill for fun.

The Lorax by Dr. Seuss - Environmental themes, seen as anti-industry

It's a kids book about a short fluffy orange man trying to stop a man from destroying all his trees.

I know this was quite a long post, and not my usual style but I just wanted to send this type of message!!!!

PLEASE DNI FROM MY BLOG IF U ARE:

Pro-trump/pro-elon

pro-nazi

anti-lgbtq+

[makowo]

As a much longer follow up to this post, here's this... My Ideas for Two Minecraft Mods ^_^ this got really long so it's under the cut

Circle of Life: Rudimentary mod that adds a basic ecosystem, with as few mobs added as possible but enough to stand out as a bare bones animal mod.

Rather than mobs just existing independently of each other with the player as the focal point, focus in on more instances of stuff like wolves hunting sheep. Foxes hunt rabbits + rabbits are more widespread, wild cats/ocelots should spawn more plentifully and have birds and wild mice to hunt, polar bears should have seals to hunt, etc.

These prey animals can have their own niches, like eating plants and spreading their seeds (making grass/ferns/crops grow naturally and make grass more lively), seals eat fish and may be difficult to kill on your own but with the help of a polar bear, but they can be easily killed and drop seal fat that acts as coal or dried into leather.

Bears and foxes should be tamable as alternatives to wolves and cats respectively. Bears are focused on combat, as they hit harder and have more health (could be mounted as well?), as well as have a faster swim speed. However, they aren't useful in smaller areas, and you can only have two at a time or they get territorial with each other. Foxes are similar to cats in that they don't do combat but maybe could help find buried items or something, tying themselves into archeology. -

Darker Days Ahead: A larger progression mod that adds the Deep Dark as a secondary endgame zone to follow up to the End, and not a glorified treasure zone with a scary guy in it. (I know there's already kinda one of these that adds a deep dark dimension but I hate that mod bcs it's very aimless and bare bones atm)

This mod would have new structures, new types of crops that only cultivate with the aid of sculk, new items for scaring mobs away from you with the call of a Warden Horn, a new set of armor with a focus on utility, and potentially a new dimension which the sculk infection originates from. Definitely more but that's what's off the top of my head

The Ancient City is larger and has more signs of having been a city rather than just a castle sorta area. I'm imagining tying it into villager lore, so there would be decrepit but more advanced forms of villager buildings scattered around or above deep dark biomes, with the Warden hinted at being the basis of the iron golems villagers make.

The main new crop could be a fucked up form of glow berries that spread darkness instead of light, and will give darkness/wither when eaten. They could also be crafted into a 2x2 grid and made into a bundle of berries that can be thrown and make mobs in a small area around the landing point unable to lock onto you and take wither damage for a short time. They only grow on walls made of sculk-infested stone/deepslate, which is made by crafting stone/deepslate in the center of a crafting table with a sculk vein on each space directly adjacent to it. They also spawn naturally in the deep dark villages, but crumble into nothing unless mined with silk touch.

The Warden Horn isn't obtained by killing the Warden, but is crafted with a goat horn, a sculk shrieker, and an item that's dropped randomly by Wardens randomly after taking damage, maybe a part of its flesh or one of the things in its chest. It has a very limited amount of uses (repaired with experience via natural mending) but can be used as a defensive tool to temporarily scare and de-aggro any hostile/neutral mobs in a radius around the player, making them run like skeletons with wolves or creepers with cats. Doesn't work on Nether mobs as they wouldn't know about the Warden naturally.

The armor set would be primarily focused on utility, to not compromise on netherite being the endgame armor. Each piece of armor has its own ability, similar to turtle helmets. The helmet allows the wearer to highlight mobs around them and through walls when they make noise, the chestplate provides temporary Resistance 1 and a small damage boost whenever you gain experience, leggings give Speed 2, Jump Boost 1, and small attack speed boost after taking damage, and boots make you walk without making noise. Wearing the entire armor set gives you Absorption 1 in areas under light level 0 and you can get closer to aggro mobs without them spotting you, with the Warden becoming entirely passive to you unless attacked. There could be tools as well, but I don't have ideas for them right now. I think this would have stats slightly lower than diamond to balance out its strengths, since you can mix it with stronger items for certain benefits.

The new dimension is kinda a point of contention for me because I'm not sure of what it could offer. Definitely a new boss, NOT a new faction for trading, but it could relate to enchantments/magic considering experience plays such a large role here and enchants have no present origin point.

That's all I have for now. one day I will make these ideas or commission them when i get money.

[pennys-rose-garden]

unlimited shapeshifting shenanigans

turning into a mouse to sneak around

turning into an exact copy of someone to mock them

turning into someone’s dead relative in an argument (classic prank)

turning into a cheetah to race cars

turning into a hawk to pick up squirrels, not to eat them, but just to fling them around in the air like toys

turning into a lemur to climb trees

growing a giraffe’s head to reach high places

growing wings to fly

impersonating a public figure, potentially with tremendous consequences

turning into a tiger and scratching up walls and doors when you get pissed off

roaring just to hear your own voice as an animal

turning into a puppy to make people feel sorry for you

turning into a goat to climb

shapeshifting for cosplay reasons

turning into a magical being to fuck shit up

oh what’s that? you’re filming and the actor you need isn’t available? i gotchu fam

experimenting with gender

perching on top of buildings in the form of a dragon

you can hiss at people and they’ll actually know not to fuck with you

turning into a polar bear to scare the shit out of people

turning into a fennec fox to stay cool on a hot day

turning into an otter to swim more efficiently

turning into a seal to stay warm in the winter

speaking in someone else’s voice and freaking people out

tapetum lucidum to be Scary

seeing in the dark

sensing heat signatures

see someone with food you really want? turn into a seagull and divebomb them so you can swipe it

turning into a cat to pounce on small animals and then let them go

being able to recognize objects by scent

grazing as a horse or a cow whenever you get hungry (free food is always right there)

chasing friends in the form of a wolf

new people are like “yo why do i always see this wild boar walking around,” your friends are like “oh that’s xyz”

turning into someone’s crush to terrorize them

impersonating someone who can’t show up to class/a meeting/etc. and then updating them on everything they missed later

being able to write super accurate xenofiction

turning into a snake so you can chill around your homie’s neck

turning into a fly to listen in on important conversations

turning into an albatross to travel overseas

turning into a big scary dog so your friends feel safe walking at night

turning into a horse so you can give your friends rides around town and they don’t have to walk

turning into a mule so you can carry people’s bags for them

turning into celebrities so you can get into exclusive events

turning into a sea serpent to explore the ocean

turning into a local cryptid to be a menace

turning into a long-dead celebrity to fuel theories that they’re somehow still alive

hanging out at a zoo and seeing how long it takes anyone to notice that One Of These Things Just Doesn’t Belong

turning into a reptile or a bird every month so you can ride out your period

having no one “true form”

playing with your pet as one of their species

talking as an animal and watching people freak the fuck out

being able to do a spot-on impression of marge simpson

turning into a kangaroo to get somewhere faster

never having to worry about safety again

wagging or lashing your tail

turning into an alligator to absorb the sun

[lesbianhouseplant]

Heyo I’m hella late but does anyone remember the “man or bear” “woman or tiger” thing from a while back?

Well I’ve come up with a list in order of “would be fine with me it” to “just fucking kill me now”

1. Bear - generally harmless (save for polar bears, but if there’s a polar bear in the woods I have a much larger issue on my hands). They only really attack if desperately hungry, scared, or with cubs.

2. Woman - near as scary as a man, but generally speaking, has a higher likely hood to have a large lung capacit, meaning she’d be easier to outrun

3. Man - dangerous, high probably of having horrible things done to me both pre and post Mortem, I would rather not run into a man (or woman) in the woods, let alone a forest

4. Tiger - one of the few animals known to actively prey on humans and they don’t wait till you’re dead to start eating. I’d honestly rather have my corpse mutilated then simply have to wait for the tiger to kill me as it’s already eating me

[nemo-in-wonderland]

I don't give a flying fuck that warhammers are not avaible in DA:Inquisition.

Velahris will hold one, when she is not too busy wielding an axe.

My girl is like a freaking tank.

Because I need -I ABSOLUTELY NEED- for Blackwall to see her basically chasing away black bears from her camp in the Hinterlands, screaming and hollering like a freaking banshee, and go all heart eyes for her and already planning on how to ask her to share some mead with her.

Like.

He saw her wrestling bears for fun and was a goner.

I like also to imagine that while people might be a bit wary of Blackwall because of his grouchy appearance, with Velahris we have a case of "he is scary, but his wife is scarier" (sorry, I just live for this trope, I adore).

I NEED THIS.

THIS IS A NECESSITY AT THIS POINT.

also, fml I am living for Velahris and Ravenna (not her real name at this point) being like polar opposite sisters: Ravenna being all fashionable, liking the finest things in life, and having as favourite time that of reading harlequin-style romantic novel in front of the fireplace, with a glass of wine and a small box of chocolate...and then you have Velahris who basically lives in the wood like a freaking hermit, wrestles Bears and Wolves and only eat meat from animals that she has killed with her bare hands and that is only cooked over campfire.

Like.

I adore.