#pokemon swsh textpost

[gooberdotnet]

[plants-and-swords]

Everyone in SWSH is a fucking idiot, and honestly we stan!

[infizero]

[craseycazy]

had a dream that the Pikachu that knew the move surf had a Gigantimax form and i shit you not it was just a slightly wet Pikachu splatted onto a wall like a sticky hand

[its-dark-girl]

What're your opinions on transmasc!hop?

[personally-peculiar]

SONIA WITH HER HAIR DOWN SONIA WITH HER HAIR DOWN SONIA WITH HER HAIR DOWN SONIA WITH HE-

[a-list-of-moods]

Just started the post game on Pokémon sword and the twin suit “royal” bastards think they can beat me; bold words coming from Squidward Dick-Hair and Shithead I-use-too-much-hair-gel (that’s the best I could do for shielbert; his whole...aura isn’t as terribly laughable as swordward’s). Anyway I beat the shit out of them with my rabbit.

[halftiredobsessions]

chewtle is just a worse squirtle

[candycrypt1d]

A few things about my trainersona Ace if anyone’s interested!

Ace is a trainer from the sleepy town of Postwick, having grown up there with their best friend Hop. Ace was a timid child, and a lot of things were scary to them, but with Hop by their side they slowly gained a little more courage. Ace always loved Pokemon and dreamed of becoming a Professor, since they looked up to so many icons such as Magnolia, Oak, Rowan, etc. Ace was a common visitor to Magnolia and Sonia’s place. He was like a second grandchild to Magnolia, always happy to learn more about the Dynamax phenomenon and Pokemon. They were a fountain of information and would spout out random facts to anyone who would listen...this made people think they were annoying and a know it all, but not Hop. Hop wanted to be a trainer, so he was happy to learn anything he could from Ace. Ace appreciated that a lot.

They were given their first Pokemon, an Egg at the time, by Magnolia as sort of a test for Ace’s knowledge...and an excuse to give them their own Pokemon. Ace spent almost all of their time with the egg, studying it but also taking care of it. They’re interested in Pokemon breeding and how Eggs actually come into existence.

The egg hatched into a little Vulpix. Ace was overjoyed at their new Pokemon, affectionately naming her Queenie.

Around the same time, Hop caught his Wooloo(without Leon’s permission but Leon was too proud of his bro so he didn’t care).

Ace added a second Pokemon to their team, Sobble, a gift from Leon. Magnolia ended up being the one to endorse Ace for the Gym Challenge. She decided it would be best for Ace to take it on alongside Hop. Ace was unsure at first, saying they wanted to be a Professor, but Magnolia pointed out taking on the gym challenge would give Ace a lot more experience by seeing other Pokemon, how trainers raise them, and perhaps giving them a chance to decide what they should research, since they hadn’t decided yet.

Hop was very happy to have his own rival as well.

Ace’s final team consists of Ninetales, Inteleon, Morpeko, Umbreon, Alcremie, and Appletun. They also made friends with Zamazenta(since I played Shield)

[mrsjadecurtiss]

Things i miss/QOL from later games that i think is good:

- exp share working on the entire party; makes me enjoy adding new pokemon just to fill out my dex and add some variety to my party much more, cause they will passively gain levels and evolve... without it i can only work up the nerve to train pokemon that i know i truly want to keep

- fairy type cause it adds some good extra coverage to psychic types (they can usually learn some fairy moves)

- high walking speed being the norm

- being able to avoid wild/trainer battles in arceus (i can understand story-relevant and rival battles surprising you, but casual encounters i prefer being optional/plannable)

- no more HMs so you can actually plan your team however you want instead of keeping some donkey on you at all times

- its not a must per se but the insta teleporting in arceus is very nifty

Started a new pokemon white save file and i sure am dearly missing the QOL updates from later generations...

[gooberdotnet]

[plants-and-swords]

My horrible swsh posts: the sequel

[gooberdotnet]

releasing the other Bede textposts I made woohoo

as well as the og on @ballonleastadiumofficial

I got the textposts from @crazy-queen-winx check them out if you like winx, they make good stuff.

[enabledarmy]

Update: I caught 5 more (in a row, so all in a few minutes) while looking for an Eevee

What is happening

They just ran straight into me and no I guess I didn't have to catch them all but those little buggers know I can't see their squishy cheeks without taking them home so I guess it's 5 more for curry

I may be chronically ill and in constant pain and exhaustion but I caught 3 Pikachus within 24 hrs with each at a 1% catch rate so who's the real winner here

[plants-and-swords]

-sips my Aquafina- fuck you

[candycrypt1d]

some stuff about my leadersona

they came to galar to battle against dynamax pokemon with their mega gallade

they met piers in the wild area - he was passing through and they were lost

then they wanted to fight him and he was just “oh god”

piers didn’t believe they had actual psychic powers until they floated their pokeball out fhdhsh

their team didn’t have hattrem at that point!! so they were looking for a sixth member and then a lil hatenna waddled up to them when they were relaxing and they just, “oh my god??? baby??? mine”

they love all of galar’s gym leaders!! they showed up for one of leon’s exhibition matches as a guest and got along with everyone- battling against dynamax pokemon with their mega gallade was v fun

they became fast friends with raihan, nessa, and melony (and piers later on)

they love marnie and hop they’re like a cool older sibling to those two

they plan to stay in galar for awhile! in their words it’s “way more exciting than kalos”