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Apparently there was a small window of time where they were fixing the node mechanic stuff of Neon Network and that’s what I was playing during. But I also had the most chaotic Caustic match of my life, so that was fun.

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yippieeeeee

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sorely overdue part 4(?) of silly apex things w @timothylawrence and @katagawajr ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

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Commission-

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Discord, respectfully, not chopping this clip up OR paying for Nitro.

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Hey gang! Are you looking into getting an Oculus headset? Want money to buy your first games?

You’re in luck! Oculus offers this thing where you can refer your friends to get Oculus, and we BOTH get $30 in store credit! Now, I don’t have any friends—at least none with a headset?—so I figured I’d throw the link out to anyone interested <3

(yes my username is after Wainwright Jakobs and yes my profile pic is Ingo/Emmet)

Anyway! To make this post more useful I will also give some recommendations:

Kingspray Graffiti/Vermillion. I have both, and if you find my review on Oculus you can follow a link for 25% off. They’re both painting games, one being of a more Bob Ross-style and the other being—illegal irl, I think?

Apex Construct! It’s a game where you shoot robots. I got it on sale and was pleasantly surprised to find Kellen Goff voicing one of the characters. Check it out!

Speaking of Kellen Goff: FNaF Help Wanted. Kind of what I want the $30 for, ngl. Self-explanatory, since it’s FNaF; it’s kind of all the games in one, but you’re actually there. (Highly recommend Markiplier’s playthrough if you want to check it out!)

Job Simulator, it’s fun and silly. You get to play through simulations of “jobs” from the understanding of robots who haven’t seen humans in a while. Also Vacation Simulator, which has handtracking. (Markiplier has also played this one.)

Resident Evil! This game is why I got my headset in the first place, and since then I just haven’t spent $40 on it. It’s a remake of the fourth game and Leon is still hot. (Callmekevin introduced me to it!)

BEAT SABER. It’s one of those VR games everyone knows about—and surprisingly, a great workout! But, if you don’t want to spent $30 (winkwink) just yet, try Moon Rider in the browser. (Jacksepticeye has played Beat Saber!)

Vader Immortal; another one I got on sale, my only complaint is it’s kind of short, but it made me feel important and it was crazy fun! There’s also Tales From the Galaxy’s Edge, but you don’t really get to play with lightsabers and it’s more of a Disney-ride kind of feel than a Star Wars movie. (Callmekevin has played Tales; IAmCrusty has played Vader Immortal!)

There are probably more, but that’s what I can think of now! Have fun <3

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im sleepy so here's raihan taking a nap

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the more people i meet, the more the new ones remind me of the old. yours is a familiar, kind face.

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So I’ve just lost a friend of many years (they decided to cut ties) and it’s hard to get over it as someone who has little friends and a lot of social anxiety. This friend and I had a hobby of roleplaying together, and it isn’t one I want to die with our friendship. With my attention and motivation difficulties, I find roleplay to be a much easier way of being creative with my own characters and fandoms I love, given that another person is essentially actively helping you to write a story.

So, angsty backstory out of the way: I’m looking for partners to roleplay with! 18+, NOT because I want to do anything sexual but because I am an adult and I am not comfortable with roleplaying with minors. Or talking with them, really. Teenagers scare me. *cue MCR song*

You’ll have to be patient with me due to the aforementioned social anxiety and the fact that I haven’t roleplayed over text for a very long time. Aforementioned friend would take hours to respond to a text, so we usually did our stuff over call, with the added benefit of practicing character voices. But if you’ve read this far and you’re still interested, here’s some fandoms I can work with, including things with our OCs:

Dead by Daylight (though I’m not up-to-date on the new survivors/killers)

Borderlands (any of them, but mostly 3)

Pokémon!!! — NOT Scarlet/Violet God save my soul I am avoiding spoilers

^ (Mostly interested in Galar/Hisui, maybe Alola? 👀)

Skyrim (Erandur my beloved)

Fallout (Porter Gage my beloved)

Apex Legends!! (obviously sjdksjs)

Dragon Age (any of them, but mostly DA:I)

Stardew Valley!! (Harvey my beloved)

Animal Crossing? 👀

That’s all I can think of right now 😅 If you’re interested message me, I would prefer roleplaying over Discord!

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The amount of brands joining Tumblr is truly scary (check out @brand-directory to see a list and block them all) so we'll need to do more than just post cringe. We need to get the least brand-friendly possible. Everyone post your freakiest most NSFW cringe shit. It's time for cock is one of my favorite tastes it's time for pussy in the scarmophogus. Keep fucking shooting they need to all leave here screaming (and remember, don't engage with brands, not even to make fun of them)

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A collection of the Animal Crossing AU sketches I posted on twitter + the only possible animal they would be if they were an AC NPC.

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this is about the new apex legends character btw

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"I am Emmet, I wish for Ingo and I to be a two-car train once more"

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MINI INGO DOODLE DUMP!

I just had way too much fun drawing expressions on this man it was interesting to see if I kept him consistent in my style XD

ALSO SURPRISE AKARI, I LEGIT ONLY EVER POSTED HER LIKE TWICE SINCE LEGENDS RELEASED

Getting these finished and posted is a good birthday present to myself, hope y'all enjoy a ragged tired man!

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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it