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Heard noises behind me and was greeted with this when I turned around
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it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...
#the picture of dorian gray#lit#this is a pointless text post#guess what i read for the first time in the year of our lord 2023#and yes this is a real review on storygraph that i took a screenshot of. you people are so stupid god bless#girl he literally censored it himself did your edition have 0 introduction or background at all#greatest (s)hits#book discourse
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Bruce: We didn’t even have a proper wedding, we just went to the courthouse on a Tuesday.
Talia: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole :)
Bruce: You begged me to marry you.
Talia: It’s true, I did
#she needs to be the Gomez Addams or it’s pointless#bruce wayne#talia al ghul#brutalia#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#text post#batman#dc
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VARGASTOBER - day 9 : empty
" when have you cried , edgar ? when have you ever wanted to kill ? wanted to rip someone apart ? when have you curled into a ball and shivered ? you've never done those things . not that you can recall . you're an empty shell of a man , edgar . you feel nothing . you even felt nothing in the face of your impending death , and the entire purpose of life is to avoid dying . "
#vargas#edgar vargas#vargas zarla#vargastober#vargastober2024#vargastober 2024#sunny's art#me looking at this like : ts . . . is so ass . . .#pointless and LAME but if you squint just a bit it looks good#i actually wasn't going to post this ? but eeeeeehhh it's not sssooo bad ?????????????#making gifs is always fun . even if the tv effect is like . NOT NECESSARY still looks cool#even if it's barely noticeable#idc about the quality anymore lolz the blurrier the better#text is from chapter 8 ! talking about how edgar can't feel a thing#with all of the effects you can barely read it lolz#i dunno if i'll work on today's prompt . i'll see !
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Yellowjackets text posts 221-230 (Yeah we hit the two hundreds)
#HEAVY on JackieShauna this time#yellowjackets text posts#text posts#Yellowjackets#Jackie Taylor#Shauna Shipman#JackieShauna#Misty Quigley#Lottie Matthews#MistyLot#LoSty?#Randy Yellowjackets#fitting cause he kinda looks like one#Laura Lee Yellowjackets#fShould I tag the rest of them?#Feels kind of pointless
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today my father found out that the silly little guy i'm constantly watching in my shows who tortures comedians for fun and profit to the delight of many viewers is the son of former secretary of labor under the clinton administration robert reich
and i think that's beautiful
#he texted a post from threads to me bc i refuse to get threads#but it was robert reich doing the wenis next to sam#glad he found out that way. it works#dropout#dropout.tv#sam reich#robert reich#personal#pointless posting
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Randomly thinking about how the Getter team is obviously human, they are *not* normal but they are still humans who can die, and we see in most series at least one cast member is always killed off-
But sometimes in my mind I deny that they can actually die. Like, the amount of shit Ryoma and Hayato have survived is fucking insane, especially when you consider the only canon they die is the manga timeline which even THEN saids a lot.
Ryoma was absorbed into the Getter which is still a death but also because of how emperor is he’s most DEFINITELY been cloned by now even if we don’t see him, and Hayato only really got confirmed dead in arc anime, but who’s to say now that he’s been absorbed into the Getter too now technically the same wouldn’t happen to him? And this also doesn’t even count it happened for Musashi even if it’s the most fucked up.
But putting aside the insanity of the manga timeline for a second, most of Ryomas fate don’t even end up with him dead even if you could argue hes in purgatory in a sense, the arma ending is more vague but he likely lived but new? As painful as it is he is still ALIVE and kicking ass even if we only see it for a frame.
At this point the Getter Team is immortal but not in the traditional sense, just immortal in “the narrative will keep me alive in various different ways and my god even if I suffer I’ll make use out of it” way.
#meg text#getter robo#ryoma nagare#hayato jin#i don’t know what came over me to say this instead of the other shit in my head#but I’m glad this is a getter tumblr post to exist now#but seriously like ryoma and hayato really are two different spectrums of being alive by the narrative#ryoma is “I’m too angry to die because of the narrative and I’m gonna fucking fight it even if it’s pointless”#and hayato is “the narrative won’t let me fucking die I’m sad”#and musashi just- haunts the narrative#the other characters really don’t get to this level cause go team only real fucked up fate is the manga#Toei arma and neo are good endings for them but that could never happen to OG trio ever#arc team ending up in the air and who knows if will ever get a au version of them ever but at least all the team is there#The only good ending the OG boys get is like- toei and Neo but even still musashi fucking dies😭#the rule of thumb is either one of them has to die all but hayato has to die Ryoma sacrifices himself to keep everyone alive#or arma ending where they go out together which ig you could count that as a bittersweet end (but musashi is still DEAD)
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y'all saying that Taash is the dragon from Trespasser or that there is a connection between the two... don't your arms hurt from all that reaching? XD
#blah blah text post#dragon age babbling#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age speculation#veilguard speculation#you don't have to free that dragon in the first place#ataashi is their word for dragons in general so going of off that. pointless.#Taash spits fire that dragon was spitting venom so like. that already doesn't make sense.#also BEING a dragon/turning into one has a very specific connotations in the lore so i honestly HIGHLY doubt it.#them falling into a cauldron full of dragon blood as a child & developing dragon-like abilities as a result is more likely tbh xd#if you get that reference btw you get it & you are the real one#veilguard spoilers#da4 spoilers#just in case.
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#saw someone actually saying that because spn isn't a ~good show that all lit crit analysis is meaningless and we should all just stop#and then people wonder why we talk about media illiteracy and why it's a problem#and they shamed text posts for existing because idek people aren't supposed to discuss their feelings and analyze stories#spn sucks (according to them) and therefore everything is pointless and we all have to join in their nihilism#a show whose writing staff was well versed in literary device techniques and was telling a story with complex themes and characters#isn't 'worth metaing about' because they said so#the anti-intellectualism is ironically going hand-in-hand with media snobbery#that thinks a genre tv series on a shoestring budget can't say anything meaningful#so once again i'm pondering this entire sub-culture in Fandom generally that refuses to tolerate unironic enjoyment of spn#and feels this drive toward a false sense of intellectual superiority while at the same time anti-intellectualism shaming of lit crit#dot trolls fandom
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sorry I can't stand aus where wei wuxian grows up in another sect. I mean this so genuinely without the yunmeng siblings the story is Nothing
#like from a literal plot perspective. numerous major events hinge on their relationships with each other#and I say it often but. maybe if wei wuxian and jiang cheng just didn't loved each other so much none of it would have ended this way‼️#I'm not being hyperbolic I'm Right#and jiang yanli too!!!#idk it just feels pointless and silly to me#and sort of weird when he's adopted into the lan sect? I feel like that makes his relationship w lan wangji questionable At Best#anyway another day another post about me hating some shitty cql au#ghost posts#text#wwx#yunmeng siblings
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Sacabambaspis!!
Had to look at this janky fish in the Helsinki natural history museum
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genuinely i think it's important for adults, especially in the plague times, to play pretend in our day-to-day lives. when i rub my back down with tiger balm so i can sleep without pain, i imagine i am a valiant knight tending to an old injury i received from a dragon. when i go to the store to pick up eggs and milk, i am a lone cowboy riding into town on a mission. when i turn my collar up against the wind i am a femme fatale who's killed 4 husbands and is scoping out a 5th. when i stomp around in the snow i am a doomed polar explorer. if being a little bit silly about my walk to the pharmacy helps me remember that life can be full of joy and whimsy, then so be it.
#this is a pointless text post#my most embarrassing version of this is that whenever it was foggy at the lighthouse i imagined i was emily bronte#or that i was taking a walk in the fog with my good friend emily bronte :^)#so much of this is also tied into the fact that my body hurts all the goddamn time#i am trying to make my pain something i can live with#is this gonna be how i learn that normal people don't daydream about being In The Past#anyway do u guys imagine these sort of scenarios too or am i just a freak#greatest (s)hits
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CAN ANYONE WITH BRACES CONFIRM THE FEELING OF THE FIRST DAY WHEN U GET THEM TIGHTENED ITS LIKE YOUR TEETH?? ARE ITCHING?? AM I GOING INSANE
#HELP IM SUFFERING#I NEED TO KNOW IF YALL R SUFFERING TOO#braces#teeth#dental health#text post#ph(f)ires pointless proclamations.txt
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i loove characters who are passionate about technology i looove characters who are passionate about technology i looovvveeeee,,
#lem text#📸 gold and bones <3#🪙#🧯 cue-to-cue <3#<- <- THE!!!!!!!!!!!#READ MORE OF F.UUTA TECH CREW FIC. SO AUGHGFJHD!!!!!! <333#i love it so much because it **is** accurate to her canon character its just like. what if she found a supportive environment-#and a hobby that fulfilled her. this is how she would turn out. auauua i want her to be happy and not in the evil labyrinth . it’s good :’)#ITS LIKE….. THIS *IS* HOW SHE WOULD BE. IF SHE WAS NOT BESET WITH INSECURITY & MOB MENTALITY. AUAUGH.#she’s so cynical in thf actual series because she views so much as pointless ……#but what if he discovered something he viewed as genuinely worthwhile AAA. (<-artist who has lots of emotions about this particular thing)#the author just also obviously has so much enthusiasm for the topic it’s contagious. i love artists :’) <3#anyway i fully adopt lights technician f.uuta into my worldview this is so correct. most genius interpretation of her ever in the world#i might delete this post later because i am embarrassed about liking her so much but FNDKDJ. JUST KNOW: TECH-FAN F/OS. 💛
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What 'default' Paleblood Hunter is like?
Recently I've been talking about characters of color in Bloodborne and how there are more than what fandom notices and someone pointed out that Paleblood Hunter should also count since they're entirely customiseable.. and that made me think about something 🤔
Tbh what gives me a slight frustration is that whereas Fashionborne is a great aesthetic, there is no way to cover characters' skin and hair on 100%, and that made deciding on sort of a "canon look" for Hunter inevitable unlike in other Soulsborne games where they had helmets to solve the problem! Like.. going by merch , default Hunter has grey eyes, grey hair and pale skin. Bloodborne clothes style just doesn't offer a way to avoid that :pensive: Also, the grey-haired version has been used as default for creating cutscenes ( x ), and there is a face data in the game itself not used by any NPC but strongly resembling this version ( x ).
On the other hand, whereas Bloodborne Titan Comics are separate thing from the game's canon, they are still licensed! I think for this reason the comics is also valid to use for interpetations? The comics have Paleblood Hunter with pale blue eyes, brown skin and black hair! Also very blantantly nonbinary one; they are designed to look very androgynous and they straight up respond 'I am a hunter' on Iosefka asking if they are a boy or a girl. Aleš Kot who wrote the comics confirms writing the Hunter as nonbinary, it is not just them being "confused" upon waking up or something ( x )
Then, in the game itself when character creation menu is opened, there are two preset hunters, male and female, with all black hair and greyish-green eyes; when other Soulsborne games offer different origin presets that effect the preset look/race, Bloodborne doesn't have this feature. 🤔 This is JUST what we get, only gender varies.
^ I think lack of origin choice in Bloodborne comes from necessity to imply that Paleblood Hunter HAS TO come from the same foreign country as Brador. There is no origin variety because they had to come from a specific country that never gets named; whereas it doesn't effect the look because hunter can be customised, but possibly white people are the most common in that country and we are given a look of the most generic citizen from that place! 🤔
So yeah, what I am trying to say is that Bloodborne protagonist dodges the 'everyman' state of just an abstract person without any hint for what's under their John Soulsborne armour due to BB outfits style. Which is good, because there is no way to avoid getting creative! But also when John Soulsborne IS needed, it is just a loop fhfhds (Should have given them a cool full-face mask for consistency!)
#bloodborne#paleblood hunter#bloodborne observation#polls#sorry for crystallized autism guys (all five of you)#I know it is pointless because we are EXPECTED to make our own protag but Paleblood Hunter is just exceptional one fdshdsdf#not art#text post
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Popping my head out of my hidey hole to remind my US friends to vote this election. Resist the urge to be a doomer and act like Dumptruck already won. Do NOT do that. You’re handing him a victory on a silver platter if you fall for that mind trap. Demoralized, nervous people are easier to control because they’re not thinking rationally and they’re less willing to get organized. If you want to keep him out of office, show up to vote on November 5 and bring your friends.
#not art#lutz speaks#text post#current events#if you tell me that voting is pointless you’re getting clapped
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