#ph(f)ires pointless proclamations.txt

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IM SORRY THE SOAP AND GAZ ART IS TAKING SO LONG FACES R HARD OK :(

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“At the bank today, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.” Is such a ghost coded dad joke

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CAN ANYONE WITH BRACES CONFIRM THE FEELING OF THE FIRST DAY WHEN U GET THEM TIGHTENED ITS LIKE YOUR TEETH?? ARE ITCHING?? AM I GOING INSANE

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SO WHY DID GHOAP NATION NOT FREAK OUT ABT THE 13TH INSTALMENT OF ANY TIME YOU NEED ME?? DAMN IM LIKE 2 DAYS LATE BUT STILL HOLY SHIT

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My logical brain is telling me to hurry up and choose a fucking fandom and the silly part is like NO. LET ME DRAW MY SILLY MILITARY MEN AND SILLY OCTOPI AND SQUIDS. LET ME DRAW AND RAMBLE ABT MY SILLY SPIDER PPL AND TRAUMATIZED SUPERHEROES. LET ME HAVE THIS PIECE OF DISORDER IN THIS WORLD WHICH THRIVES ON ORDER. LET ME SINK INTO THE ABYSS THAT WAS LONG ABANDONED BY WHICHEVER FORM OF ORDER PREVAILED, BECAUSE I WILL NOT BE BURIED SHALLOW TO FACE THE WRONG GOD, ONE NOT OF SERENITY BUT OF CALAMITY.

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I’m so sorry to all the og Sherlock Holmes movie fans but im 100% a marvel fan first and the 2009 (2011?? I don’t actually know which movie it was) movie was playing on the tv- i fucking launched myself back in my stool when rdj opened his mouth and spoke the voice of the British people bc wtf

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Writing poetry instead of coping with emotions >>>

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Art posts r gonna slow down for a while to see how hard school will kick my ass, then we’ll see what happens

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GUYS PLZ WHY R ALL THE SHITPOSTS BLOWING UP STOP LOOK AT THE ACTUAL ART THAT I PUT ACTUAL EFFORT INTO

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living is overrated i wanna become a disco ball

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I have like 3 wips for cod rn bear with me I don’t like any of them ummmmm

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Living in perpetual fear of my parents going into my photos and finding a) a bunch of anatomy studies b) too many bulky military men and c) weird ass reaction pics

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every time I add eyes on literally anything I have to look at it for two seconds and go “why tf do they look asian” before whipping out transform and liquify tool

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Being an artist is wanting to draw but not knowing what to draw, then scrolling on Pinterest for 30 minutes and ending up with absolutely nothing, then feeling awful bc u just wasted 30 minutes of perfectly good time and spend more time just spiralling about that, then feeling worse and then the cycle continues

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tentatively considering commissions?? idk thoughts? comments? queries? ponderings? prayers? etcetcetc?

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GRAND SPLATFEST WHOS FLIPPIN OUT RN