#im joking guys

[man-i-love-folklore]

hozier was just a jeopardy answer, does this mean he's finally made it

[icarus-star]

he's such a dum stupid pathetic little kitty cat

he looks like he purrs when he's happy, excited, or sleepy and lieks being pet

im gonna eat him like a piece of damn watermelon

stupid petable car >:(

[momosodapuffs]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking...👀

[incinerated-vestiges]

I’m so sorry to all the og Sherlock Holmes movie fans but im 100% a marvel fan first and the 2009 (2011?? I don’t actually know which movie it was) movie was playing on the tv- i fucking launched myself back in my stool when rdj opened his mouth and spoke the voice of the British people bc wtf

[liminal-spaced-out]

so ur telling me kevan voiced erotica ? bestie... i better see animators using those voice lines?? /j

[thesillyguyy]

HAHAHAHHA IG MY FUCKING STARS I ACTONG AM GOING INSANE I FUCKING LOVE TJIS FEATURE SO FUCKING MUCH MY HAND HURTS SI FUCKING MUCH BUT UTS FUCLING WORTH IT I AM NOT WELL AND YALL ALREADY KNEO THAT BUT I HONESTLY DO NOT CARE I AM HAVING THE TIME OF MY FUCKING LIFE YOU HEAR THAT TUMBLR IF YOU EVER TAKE THIS AWAY I AM GOUNG TO GO FUCKING FERAL IM GOING TO TEAR MY FUCKING WALLS OFF OF THE FRAME AND SCREAM WHILE BITRHUNG 7393949394839 SOOONS I CANNOT RIGHT NOW I AM STIMMING SHAKING SCREAMING BOMITING AND IM JUST AJDKSMNEKDLLDKDJDJD PLEASE SOMEONE GET ME TO A FUCKING MENTAL HOSPITAL I AM TYPUNG THIS AND SPAMMING WHILE LISTENING TO LOFI SHIT AND ITS NOT EVEN FUNJY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS HAPPENING ANYMORE I HAVE FALLEN INTO THE RABBIT HOLE OF BOOPS AND I AM SLOWLY BUT SURELY DECENDING INTO FUCKING MADNESS OF MY GOOD STARS IM GOING TO DIE HERE MY HAND IS GKING TO GO FUCKING NUMB BUT I DONT GUCKING XARE IM GOING TO KEEP BOOPING EVERYONE AS LONG AS I FU KUNG LIVE OKAY IVE LOST IT IM GLING YOURSKHFAOURSLUTSULRSLURSLYRAPYRALURSPURPAULRAULARLAURLUARLURALUARRYLAULURLfulluRkyrskyrslutslutsitd9y ITS TOO LATE FOR ME GANG THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS JUST FALL INTO THE BOOPS BECAUSE DEAR LORD I WAS RECORDING THIS BY THE WAY BUT IT STOPPED I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM STILL GOING HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OR MY LORDIE LORD WHAT IS HAPPPENING ATIEyidOufzpjgzuaptPUTauprpuT

[notreallyuseless]

Cellbit is taking too long, Chayanne and Richarlyson should just start fighting until one of them gets down so he comes faster /j

[lazyasyoucansee]

Was this cursed? I better get a fever dream where sans makes soup for me, or I'll be disappointed.

[alliwantistowearcomfypants]

Supernatural is a show that screams its misogyny out into the world, and honestly, I prefer it to whatever the hell Disney's got going on right now.

[future--ghost]

They need to stop calling the Ink Demon by the name: Bendy the "dancing" demon never in my life have I seen that fucker dance. /hj

[freakywonbin]

damn renjun really said bf material

[kazerflame]

Today is August 27 of 2024. Today is my dad's birthday, he has turned 50.

Today also came out the first trailer of Sonic 3. The new character is Shadow the hedgehog. He was in cryosleep for 50 years...

MY DAD IS SHADOW?!!

[porcelaindinner]

Hear me out guys

[realscott]

is this you to ur real life gf

// no i dont even say gn to her ngl

[yumeyumeappleo]

if anyone wanna know what im doing on discord rn

[theartofmadeline]

pitched the concept of "fireman pinup calendar but make it knights" to my straight friend. she called it "very niche" and I just have to disagree

(ps im literally 10 seconds away from making a 2025 pinup knights calendar I guess??)

edit: if you'd like to fill out my form for a knightly pin-up interest check i'd appreciate it :)