#im joking guys

[windybluebelles]

(I know that literally everything i joke about in this has been retconned but I think it’s funny soooo)

Clarl: You don’t understand! He was made without my consent!

Bruce: 😐

Clark: …He was artificially aged to-

Damian: 😐

Clarl: He’s not even supposed to be a teenager-

Jon: 😐

Clark: -whu- He- He’s my clone! He has my face! It’s like he was copied from a mould of me!

Diana: 😐

Donna: 😐

Clark: …

Like bro, you might be in the wrong? Just maybe?

References-

Clark didn’t like Kon in a few tv show adaptations and stuff, I think he does in more recent adaptations tho (and in earlier comics, there was just a weird middle period of neglect apparently)

Talia raping Bruce (no consent, retconned)

Damian was aged up and also technically a clone in some stuff (maybe retconned? I don’t pay attention)

Jon grew up in space or smth and then came back to earth where barely any time had passed (actually not retconned but I don’t know the story well)

Back when Diana was still a clay baby as opposed to Zeus’s kid, Donna was literally made in the same mould as her! (Might be retconned? I really don’t understand anything that’s going on with Diana in recent stories?)

[man-i-love-folklore]

hozier was just a jeopardy answer, does this mean he's finally made it

[momosodapuffs]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking...👀

[incinerated-vestiges]

I’m so sorry to all the og Sherlock Holmes movie fans but im 100% a marvel fan first and the 2009 (2011?? I don’t actually know which movie it was) movie was playing on the tv- i fucking launched myself back in my stool when rdj opened his mouth and spoke the voice of the British people bc wtf

[caleb-is-existing]

Gang, I've lied

I'm actually a F1 and Motogp World Champion

Yeah, I'm just that good

[thesillyguyy]

HAHAHAHHA IG MY FUCKING STARS I ACTONG AM GOING INSANE I FUCKING LOVE TJIS FEATURE SO FUCKING MUCH MY HAND HURTS SI FUCKING MUCH BUT UTS FUCLING WORTH IT I AM NOT WELL AND YALL ALREADY KNEO THAT BUT I HONESTLY DO NOT CARE I AM HAVING THE TIME OF MY FUCKING LIFE YOU HEAR THAT TUMBLR IF YOU EVER TAKE THIS AWAY I AM GOUNG TO GO FUCKING FERAL IM GOING TO TEAR MY FUCKING WALLS OFF OF THE FRAME AND SCREAM WHILE BITRHUNG 7393949394839 SOOONS I CANNOT RIGHT NOW I AM STIMMING SHAKING SCREAMING BOMITING AND IM JUST AJDKSMNEKDLLDKDJDJD PLEASE SOMEONE GET ME TO A FUCKING MENTAL HOSPITAL I AM TYPUNG THIS AND SPAMMING WHILE LISTENING TO LOFI SHIT AND ITS NOT EVEN FUNJY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS HAPPENING ANYMORE I HAVE FALLEN INTO THE RABBIT HOLE OF BOOPS AND I AM SLOWLY BUT SURELY DECENDING INTO FUCKING MADNESS OF MY GOOD STARS IM GOING TO DIE HERE MY HAND IS GKING TO GO FUCKING NUMB BUT I DONT GUCKING XARE IM GOING TO KEEP BOOPING EVERYONE AS LONG AS I FU KUNG LIVE OKAY IVE LOST IT IM GLING YOURSKHFAOURSLUTSULRSLURSLYRAPYRALURSPURPAULRAULARLAURLUARLURALUARRYLAULURLfulluRkyrskyrslutslutsitd9y ITS TOO LATE FOR ME GANG THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS JUST FALL INTO THE BOOPS BECAUSE DEAR LORD I WAS RECORDING THIS BY THE WAY BUT IT STOPPED I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM STILL GOING HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OR MY LORDIE LORD WHAT IS HAPPPENING ATIEyidOufzpjgzuaptPUTauprpuT

[notreallyuseless]

Cellbit is taking too long, Chayanne and Richarlyson should just start fighting until one of them gets down so he comes faster /j

[alliwantistowearcomfypants]

Supernatural is a show that screams its misogyny out into the world, and honestly, I prefer it to whatever the hell Disney's got going on right now.

[kcatdraws]

Yep I'm popular now, *hairflips*

[platter-o-teeth]

whenever i do touristy things i come into contact with americans and it stuns me. what do u mean u arent only people in my television or mobile phone.

[chronically-silly13]

its bc shes an evil bitch

why does Leo have more chemistry with literally everyone but Calypso 😭😭😭

[porcelaindinner]

Hear me out guys

[theartofmadeline]

pitched the concept of "fireman pinup calendar but make it knights" to my straight friend. she called it "very niche" and I just have to disagree

(ps im literally 10 seconds away from making a 2025 pinup knights calendar I guess??)

edit: I MADE THE CALENDAR

[yumeyumeappleo]

if anyone wanna know what im doing on discord rn

[lordfreg]

Vote donnie or voting will be the last thing you ever do

GRAND FINALS

[stimtfil]