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BUD-A-BOOP-BOP! TWINS!
boy HOWDY have some THURSDAY NIGHT SCRIMBLES! š„³ Now in magical TECHICOLOUR! It's older Twins! Fino and Fiera!
Design stuff below the cut š¤š¤
My god I'm having fun with these markers. But the colours are LIMITED as I only have like 2 starter sets and they're FUN but deffs I could use a few more in betweens.
ANYWAY. DESIGNS.
Fino
Doing my boy first bc we already had fun with Older Fiera ages ago lmao
I'd been wanting to share his older design for AGES tbh! Had it in me head around the same time as I shared the older twins and Jacquie scribbles lol. ANYWAY
He is SEMI fancy! Big fan of button downs and vests/waistcoats!
Doesn't ALWAYS wear the vest
His shirts 9/10 times have funky patterns. Like fungi or flowers or just the weirdest fucking designs you EVER did see. His siblings and orc friend (Kenothy) all make it a fun game to find him the most OBNOXIOUSLY WEIRD SHIRTS. His collection is HUGE and VARIED and HURTS THE EYES FIFTY PERCENT OF THE TIME
he is like a walking mullet but the business is on top, the party is below. He is a jeans man through and through and you can pry his converse/kicks off his cold, dead feet tbh. they are ALWAYS red. he probably has like 10 pairs like some kinda cartoon character
belt is pink bc fiera's magic! the inside of his cloak is rainbow, like his twin's fire :D
the cloak also does have a big old hood and covers his whole him so he can look mysteriouse
and then give people whiplash when he whips the cloak back and pulls the hood down and. well. on fire colourful schemey looking young man
everyone's usually like "i didn't expect the freckles. or the fungi shirt"
the fungi shirt is his fave
plz picture a fungi pattern all over his shirt!
when he uses his staff, the flame turns rainbow too and the snowflake glows :3
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fino's warlock aesthetic is "i live in your local forest and i love my family and i'm making it everyone's problem"
the outside of the cloak is a nice forest green! bc he likes forests (if that wasn't obvious lol)
he's pretty chill but has resting plotting face. generally if he's looking like that he has examined every angle of a situation and is about to make a bigger one. or fix the current one. or both!! and is VERY proud of himself!!!! (as he SHOULD be!)
he and Fiera ARE the same height but I drew Fiera first and started Fino top down as you do but neglected to watch the height lol. so just know. they are BOTH tall and BOTH the same height!!!!
He is the BEST warlock of the current era he is warlocking in. If Uncle Pyros was around he'd be mad jealous. Same with Granny Frost tbh. Grandpa Winter would like, lift him up like Simba like "THAT'S MY GRANDBSON! THE BEST WARLOCK IN THE WHOLE WORLD!"
(if the bio grandparents were around, you bet it would be a big case of "the in-laws don't get along" lmao)
Fiera
pink is her fave colour and the colour of her magic, so her shirt, shoes, AND hair ribbons are all pink, but it's a lil light, innit? like i said, limited colours lol
BUT WE'RE HAVING A GRAND OLD TIME DOWN THIS WAY.
EVEN IF MY NOSE SMELLS LIKE ALCOHOL ALL THE DAMN TIME
RIGHT. FIERA.
HOT PANTS! SHE'S GOT HOT PANTS!!! They're not that dark blue, bit of a lighter wash for her denim (but I don't have a lot of blue options lol)
suspenders are red bc FINO'S MAGIC! one is always hanging off of her, the other is always up. she doesn't do this on purpose it just HAPPENS bc she doesn't actually really need them? it's the FASHION. the STYLE.
sometimes hair ribbons are red too, bc Fino magic :3
ALSO wears converse but the boot like ones, bc I've always wanted a pair of boot converse! They look SOO COOL and SOO INCONVENIENT, AND THEY ARE COLOURFUL! I mean. Fiera's are pink but I'VE SEEN ALL THE COLOURS. AND I WANT.
I mean. why make OCs if not for them to wear the things you can't have/afford/pull off?
huehuehue
she's not THAT buff tho she is pretty strong. i am a writer by trade so my doodles are not to scale (read: scrimbly). anyway, she's probably usually a tank/halter top person??? this doodle just really wanted to be a t-shirt!
both twins have elements of their outfits inspired by the fam, not TOTALLY on purpose but it did make me cackle as I noticed them so TAKE THIS QUICK SYNOPSIS:
Fino:
dress shirt, belt over suspenders: blaise vibes
big ol cloak: winter vibes
comfortable shoes: jacquie vibes
vest: jack vibes
Fiera:
suspenders: jack and blaise vibes (both are known to wear them as an accessory instead of for their intended purpose of keeping pants up)
hot pants and boot like shoes: jacquie vibes
hair buns: winter vibes
man, I love the older twins. the SHENANIGANS they get INTO! they're a dream team, you won't know what hit you by the time they're through with you š„°š„°š„°š„°
#the SHIT i DO to STAY AWAKE for critical role lmao#tbh tho this particular art has been itching my brain the past month??????#so I am glad I did it! and i didn't fall asleep during cr once >:)#dani speaks#dani doodles#cs posting#crystal springs#fino#fiera#the twins#ocs#my ocs#i want more markers so bad. but they are so expensive here. richard found them V CHEAP when he was in europe a while back#but i need more BLUES#WHY DID I MAKE JACQUELINE'S HAIR WHITE. AHH#also. fiera does NOT have braces. she just has a very toothy smile#and as previously stated. i am a writer by trade. not a draw-er OR dentist tbh#tho i did briefly think about becoming a dentist#for like a whole weekend back in grade 11#anyway. enjoy the scrimbly twins!#and apologies for the loopy descriptions lol. i wrote it at 2am and then cr ended and i kept going ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ#and upon rereading it this afternoon when tagging the post i went 'it's fine! let's keep it'#tho I did catch the spelling errors so that's good!#she says. knowing full well she'll see a fresh one down the road for sure
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All The Fkn Lore Drops From Mythical J. Sausage's Empires Stream on Feb 4, 2023
And I mean, ALL OF THEM.
(source: Sausage's Empires livestream 4/2/23)
(commentary is in parentheses)
No time stamps bc this took long enough as it is and my hands would not forgive me if I did anything more. There are some approximate time markers I chucked in as I went but nothing specific.
Also this is Very Long, there are like 3.5k words of notes I took while watching this. I mostly focused on the lore stuff, but there's also a bit of extraneous commentary as well and some suggestive quotes I had to include. But yeah. Mostly it is lore, which says a lot lol.
we (the audience) are the watchers (from Evo lore) watching Sausage
he can see us, bc he can see everything (like Dr Strange apparently idk shit about Marvel stuff tho frfr) and he can communicate with us
he's had these powers for millenia but he's now unlocked them bc he's woken from his watcher slumber. bc the rift gave him his memories back from every life he's ever lived.
he literally said Sir Carlos is dead, everyone's dead, but he's not going over old/dead lore.
(please remember him saying Sir Carlos is dead, bc he gives us some Sir Carlos lore later on that contradicts this)
promises to put signs up for everyone who becomes a member (he will live to regret this at the end of the stream lol)
(sausage after dark needs to happen plz sausage i need the fwimmy fanfics bc ofc he ships fwhimmy lmao)
lore trees! done with magic. based on the Tree of Whimsy. Mini Trees of Whimsy.
suggests stealing the Tree of Whimsy from Bdubs like a normal person lol
he will worship Sun God Bdubs and communicate with him one day
there's Something in the Cathedral that's lore-related that he can't show us (may be in the ep that's coming out today?)
if he goes back in time, he can see The General
gotta shake Sunny's hand when you greet him
Bubbles and Athena have been fighting for two days; she stole Bubble's food lol. Athena guards Sunny.
Eddie always wants to go visit Oli, but Oli's never around, and it's dangerous in the Olipelago.
Eddie's getting Thicccc, been working out a lot lately.
Eddie's going to the Olipelago for two weeks for a holiday. That's Canon lol.
rip Diedre the Dodo ;_; (literally NO ONE spelt her name properly bc Ren's accent is a hot mess. XD)
makes a point of telling Sgorby that he's gonna start making out with everyone on the hardcore server now
he technically knows about the Wither Rose Alliance now. But he's not supposed to tell ppl that he knows, bc it might fuck with things. Black Collar Bubbles told him not to tell ppl. Could rip spacetime.
normal things he does in Sanctuary: he's just walking around, doing some farming, checking the visitor centre, that kind of thing.
leatherworker shop for Maria??
Maria's single and looking for love in all the wrong places.
Just looking for a good time, not to get locked down with anyone. Bunnies are party people.
Carlos has been living in the tavern, hasn't had his trades locked in.
Came in on a boat a while back and been living in the tavern ever since.
Could it be Sir Carlos? Maybe, maybe not.
OG Sir Carlos is long gone in this world.
Hermes is home-schooled, so they don't really need a public school system.
Hermes is the only child in Sanctuary. All the other children are in other realms/elsewhere/not in Sanctuary.
Technically Sunny is a child, 2 wks old, but they're an AI system so. Smarter than everyone in this world.
Technically did you see Sir Carlos die? In lore and in canon? Did you ever see him die at the end of the season? The last thing we saw of him was that he had to leave suddenly. We didn't see him go. He had to leave, go off on an adventure, he couldn't say, had to go somewhere specific. Sir Carlos is cursed, turned into a chicken by some other being. Legendary knight who's been around for a very long time. Is he immortal? Not immortal, but very powerful. Has been known to shapeshift. Technically he could be somewhere in the background. Maybe he came from an adventure somewhere, just showed up. Not as a knight anymore. But maybe, just maybe, be might have found us again, he says, looking at Carlos the villager. Came on boats, both time. Funny that. Sir Carlos of Mythland usually comes on a boat at a dock. From time to time. Whenever he's needed. So yeah. Strange.
(3 hours isn't a long stream, Sausage, not when you watch Cub's speedrunning vods lmao)
Can Sir Carlos dimension jump? He's a special being- er, person. Gods love your boy, and superpowered beings too. They gravitate to him. It's nbd.
We will see more of Sir Carlos later. Sausage has Plans.
Keralis and Bdubs were the first tutorial/series he watched, and he got to kiss them both in lore and in canon
jimmy villain arc fanfic tiem!
jimmy is a toy backstory, then the villain arc.
(i'm only 43 mins in btw lolololol)
jimmy's villain arc, chapter one, by mythical j. sausage:
jimmy's a toy and everyone knows it except jimmy. then he has a realisation. why is my skin so hard? oh, i'm made of wood! D: looks back as a shot fires, and out comes a demon, was it xornoth? No! a western demon, dressed all in black. I cursed you boy, and now you can see. Everyone sees it, open your eyes, boy. I did it, you're gonna do nothing about it. You're right! I was blinded this whole time! Demon disappeared, laughing his whole time. Hit by lightning, the wood starts burning! He starts melting and turns into a pile of ash! The demon comes back. He waves his hands in the air and the ash spews up into the air, all jimmy ashes, and it creates Jimmy from the ground up, but now he's made of ash. Eyes are dead. Yeeehaaaa motherfucker! Cursing up a storm now, and goes around killing everyone. Can fly into the sky like an ash tornado. Demon tells him to murder all the empires. So he goes, and the tornado goes out the door of the saloon. Shoots a gun, has two six shooters now. Goes all the way to Stratos, to kill Joel. His first victim. Jimmy goes to Stratos, straight into the heart of the god's realm, to take out Joel, for all the time he called him a toy, even though he was right. Passes the statue of Saint Peril and donkey Jeremy. Jimmy's cussing all over the place, no longer PG. More lighting! Joel's clapping his cheeks! Just practicing lol. Sausage wasn't around, he was resting under a tree in Sanctuary. Look, it's the stupid little toy! Jimmy's cursing and shooting Joel in the face several times. Empties his guns. Joel's dead. Has just killed a god. Jimmy laughs. Bullets were made with some kind of evil juice that enabled him to kill a god. Then Hermes shoots into the sky! Looks down at evil Jimmy! He's mad! You killed my father! D: You're gonna die now, little man! Jimmy looks up at Hermes flapping his little wings on his feet. Always wanted to kill you! But Hermes doesn't let him finish and shoots him in the eye with lightning and Jimmy explodes into ash. The demon appears and is like, you can't do that! but Hermes kills him too. He's crying now, going down to daddy Joel. Not today, Daddy, and kissed him on the forehead, and Joel came back to life. What happened? The toy's dead, no need to worry about him anymore. Oh, cool! Starts clapping his cheeks again lol. The End. (this is paraphrased in places but that's the gist of it)
it's fanfic not canon, jimmy's a good man.
Empires!Sausage would write his own fanfiction about his friends. It's Canon.
yassify that demon! he says about the western demon he created lol.
(i will Not document the slander happening rn frfr)
(ya boi is procrastinating real hard on the tree clearing ngl)
next fanfic is what evil sausage was doing while he was away
is it gonna be headcanon or lore? who knows?
(one hour in and we have started cutting trees)
(we're tree-clearing for a Lore Build)
("the bush is more important than the sapling")
(he loves False's lore as well <3)
evil sausage can't be the good twin.
s2 Sausage is Extra Good now. s1 Sausage had Issues, did some bad stuff. Mix of good and bad. But this version of him has zero evilness. Nothing bad now. Goodest of the good boys. It's bc Gem in s1 took every bit of corruption and badness in him. There's nothing left. He jokes around, but there's no evil intent. The Other Sausage has all of Sausage's evilness.
you do need a little bit of both though. Being completely good can mess things up in the future. Too much of a good thing can be bad, he says, so keep that in mind. (<_<)
there's no canon on the hardcore server, just killing everyone at the end lol.
"Oh no my chests are gone!" he says as he enters his storage room, before they appear a moment later. "That's lore!" (right, ofc it is)
("This is my one and only junk drawer, don't tell Pearlescent Moon")
Blood sheep are long since gone, and can't come back. They're gone. Been thousands of years since they were last seen. Might be elsewhere but he won't be investigating.
are blood sheep extinct? technically he hasn't seen them in a very long time, but he's also very far away from where mythland would have been so maybe they're around there? but no one's seen them for generations. they're not around here.
all blood sheep are red sheep but not all red sheep are blood sheep - he's talked with all the red sheep he's found around Sanctuary and they're just regular sheep.
The Mythland Song! D: It's apparently now the dimension warping song. He has to warp dimensions every time it comes up now. >_>
(he has sound effects and everything >_>)
(I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING SAUSAGE)
(1h 20min in for those keeping check of the time)
Bubbles told him not to do this, but he's here now so.
"I got warped back, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fineā¦"
We're just in another realm.
Can't get into the summoning circle tho. >_>
There are blood sheep around.
About an hour before the End Times.
Xornoth could be around, bc he was around at this time, but doesn't know where he is.
Going to look for Bubbles now.
Just minding his own business when he met Xornoth for the first time.
Thinking of warping the blacksmith into Sanctuary bc he needs an autosmelter. It's where he first met Xornoth as well. >_>
Going to see The General. :D
(Bubbles is the ultimate being but forget he said that >_>)
Blood Sheep Lore! After they rained down on Mythland! What caused them to rain down? 1) he sent Evil Sausage into that pocket dimension, an exact copy of this world. It was other blood sheep from that world too, and Evil Sausage destroyed Mythland in that world, including the blood sheep, for absolutely no purpose. They're happy to be sacrificed for a greater purpose. But if there's no greater purpose to their sacrifice, they get angry. That's why they got upset with Sausage. 2) the salmon/cod explosion ALSO caused it, and that triggered the big explosion of blood sheep to rain down on them. They became cannibalistic. Ate everything and everyone out in these realms. General was eaten alive. Villagers dead. Every animal, person, being got eaten by blood sheep as revenge for what Sausage did. Went on for many, many years. He can never save the people in Mythland. He couldn't change it. Ate everything in sight until the only thing left was blood sheep.
He's gone downstairs after seeing House Horse. There are blood sheep down here too. and he looks at the cells and he's like, ā¦wait. am I in the wrongā¦ Mythland? D: is this where-ā¦? wait. no is this where evil meā¦ did he rebuild-? D: i have to leave now. leaves immediately bc that [the bars of the left hand cell I am assuming] were open last time.
we're fine, we're back.
In denial about it being That Mythland. It was probably regular Mythland right? And he wasn't there that long. It's fine. He's fine. It wasn't where Evil Me was. Just coincidence that thing was sealed up.
evil sausage def isn't hanging around looking for a way to get back, trying to cling onto me and find his way back here (or words to that effect, ya boi mumbled that a bit ngl)
(tangent about the mcytblr sexyman polls bc ofc)
(scar is a very sexy man, and sausage is 100% right and he should say it)
(ftr i still kinda don't really get the tumblr sexyman concept even though i have tried to understand it but you do you tumblr <3 i am just enjoying the chaos and the fun and the polls lol)
someone tells sausage that shelby's got a lil skulk thing going on and he's rightfully a lil concerned about that
promising something special with lore in the next ep, very good lore.
is the story over now the crossover's done? well, that was like the mid-season finale for that ep with the crossovers, bringing that arc to a close. Still a lot of stories left to tell. A lot of things and unanswered questions from lore which will be coming back before the end. Pages and pages of written stuff that he's been planning, and we're not even close to getting to that spot. Don't worry, there's a lot to come. Wanted the Pearl thing to feel very special. All the unanswered stuff will be answered before the end. No end date yet. There's story things to get to, and things that are gonna build on that, so there's no end date yet. Things gonna ramp up very soon and a lot of crazy things are gonna happen.
Sausage the matchmaker, pretty much everyone he matches up works out
before all things said and done, The Chart is gonna be a billboard. Gonna get with every new person lol, add all kinds of weird things to the chart. Out of spite, but also out of fun. (i think it was out of fun, it was hard to catch that word)
("wood daddy chopping wood and slandering people in the chat room")
("at least you put it in the back and not in the front")
evil sausage: what is he doing now? is the title of the next fanfic lol
(lowkey appreciating the lack of lore in this part of the stream bc my hands needed a break lol)
invisible axolotls? D: D: D:
the song playing rn is the one where he met Pearl from the crossover and it wasn't Santa Perla and he needed consoling. But he remembers her now.
Pearl's holding her godly powers back so she can be a normal person for once.
if e2!Sausage was an animal, he'd be a lion. like mufasa. he likes tragic characters (yeah I had noticed Sausage lol) big giant mane, furry chest, etc.
wood-chopping sausage with a lil fur on his chest.
(irl sausage would pick a lion as well.)
"look, that's magic! there's a lore with that" - sausage about a floating vine
there's a cat that's been hanging around ever since he settled in Sanctuary and that cat may be important to the story. (it's an ocelot)
ppl are reporting on jimmy stealing the dragon egg on the hardcore server, and he's like, i'm on Empires I can't go over there and kill him now!
("oh my mouth hole got moistened")
(I am not writing out your fanfics Sausage. Except for summarising them for this post)
the song from Afterlife where Vampire Scott killed Angel Sausage. He came back as the evil wither man. But in order to do that, he had to have the blood sucked from him.
who buried Angel Sausage? Was it Scott? bc he felt bad for killing him? Maybe Oli. Probably Oli. Or Scott. Let's say it was Oli bc it makes sense in lore. After he killed him, he came back to finish the job and suck him dry, and then Oli buried him in the grave. Then he came back as an evil wither man.
then Oli came back and sang him a song while Sausage shot himself into the sun
will it be real lore or fanfiction for evil sausage? we'll have to find out
technically, you know how this area [Sanctuary] is Latin-inspired? For all the ppl who watched Afterlife, what was the first angel Sausage build style? It was Spanish-inspired. A Spanish hacienda. How odd that he would have picked that build style to start out his life as angel Sausage. Hinting that that is the style he wanted to do after coming back from the Afterlife and Pearl sent him down. And what is the first style he did after coming back from the Afterlife? Spanish. Latin. Columbian. Lorelorelorelorelore.
from the beginning he wanted Afterlife to be connected to Empires s2 and his afterlife after s1.
"we've had a lot of lore drops today" looks at my 2.8k words of lore notes that isn't even finished yet yeah just a lil bit o.o
(and now Sausage's new ep has gone up, and I will Not watch it until I'm done with this stream)
(~30 mins to go)
("Oh it's 5am for you? I'm sorry. Have you tried not living in the weirdest time zone?" cries in GMT+8, the Worst time zone ;_; this was not about my time zone I don't think bc I don't have chat on when watching yt streams/vods bc it moves too fast but I felt that so hard)
evil sausage lore/fanfic tiem!
is this actual lore or am i telling you now a fanfiction about evil sausage in another realm? will i say if it's real or not? we'll see what happens.
this is called 'the story of evil sausage a.k.a sausage supreme a.k.a the bratwurst man a.ka. that boi thicc but he evil a.k.a who hurt you?'
back when he was sent back to another realm. he's pure evil. upset. angry over time. after swallowing xornoth and getting all the power that he possessed, he became stronger. still trapped in a pocket dimension. he went to every empire in search of clues to find a way out. days passed, months passed, years passed. his powers only grew as he found many old tomes in old libraries. he needed an outlet to use those powers. blood sheep were still around. but blood sheep weren't the only night creatures out at that time. other creatures too from other realms. every one he found he devoured to get stronger. back then, every single life was sucked away, never to be seen again.
(cue Oli gatecrashing)
the evil bratwurst man couldn't hold it in any longer.
(oli has muted a tab with the stream open and doesn't realise it for a hot minute)
"I'm doing fanfiction lore of my evil self!"
the evil version of me actually did escape one time. how did he do it? he did it by accident. he decided to sacrifice himself like sausage did through the summoning circle. why? bc he couldn't take it anymore. he was done being all alone in a pocket universe and wanted to end his life. so he did it in the summoning circle. where did he end up? in the council with the other bubbles. they didn't know what was happening, freaked out, what's he doing here in the spirit realm? every other bubbles wanted to banish him. but one wanted to give him another chance. so she sent him somewhere else. he left that pocket universe. was it the grey collared bubbles? maybe it was. well, if you're going to let him loose, you have to watch him. so that's why whenever you see him, you also see her. could this be lore? could this be real? or could this be fanfiction? whenever we travelled to see him, all of mythland wasn't destroyed. why would that specific mythland we saw in perfect condition? also wonders what's stopping him from sacrificing himself again and travelling here? idk what is stopping him. is it the bubbles? is he only trapped in that dimension? he's no longer in the pocket universe. the man is on his own. only that bubbles is there to stop him. if anything were to happen to that bubbles, who knows where he could go? she's the meanest bubbles. she's the bubbles that likes to hurt ppl. if something ever happened to that bubbles, or if sausage went there and they joined together, there's many ways he could escape, but he's in his own timeline in mythland. apparently one that there's no one there to stop him. probably why we saw Wither Rose Alliance heads in the dark tower bc maybe he murdered everyone. Is this real lore and canon? Or is this fanfiction? who knows? could be either one! :D
how could be still be alive after 1000 years?
what if he's not in the future, but it's still just the past for him?
never said his timeline matches his own.
can only travel to dimensions he knows.
time has passed but not that long.
if evil sausage joined with sausage would he become his ultimate self? who knows?
some nice juicy lore, or was it fanfiction? :D?
sausage refusing to clarify whether this is lore or not, which makes me feel like It's Definitely Lore bc he was Very Clear about clarifying the fanfic earlier.
(well done, 3.5k words of lore notes, ty sausage DX)
(sausage just wants to eat his bagel and ppl keep becoming members lmao)
And we're done.
collapses
goes to watch Sausage's new ep and then go to bed
#empires smp#afterlife smp#evo smp#mythical sausage#evil sausage#bubbles - sausage's dog#pearlescent moon#santa perla#sun god bdubs#oli orionsound#vampire scott smajor#watcher lore (canonical)#all the goddamn lore drops#from that one empires stream#in one handy place#tw suggestive#bc it's sausage he can't help it#jimmy's villain arc#also#tw cannibalism#bc blood sheep#tw suicidal thoughts#tw suicide#for evil sausage's lore/fanfic#is it fanfic is it lore?#you decide lol#tw blood sucking#angel sausage's murder#empiresshipping#hermitshipping
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Casting variations
One of the things that I'm really fascinated with is the casting solutions that happen sort of quietly to keep the production running when there's a vacancy for whatever reason (like, say, one of the main cast members CUTTING OFF A BIT OF THEIR FINGER IN A DOOR š±š±š±)
So while Adrien Fruit is off (for how long? poor bb) I assume his understudy Nic Dorian will be playing Ziggy, and it looks like William Cloutier has been recruited to fill Nic Dorian's part as one of Janvier's assistants (as per Ambriel's rehearsal video from this afternoon.)
(I have actually never asked myself if Adrien is the one who fills this role when Nic Dorian is playing Ziggy -- is it usually William? If anyone happens to know plz fill me in lol)
Obviously this then raises the question of what happens if Adrien is still off by Saturday afternoon, when William will be busy doing Johnny!
But it's not the first time there has been a need to fill someone's shoes.
Stella's maid, for example, has been played by at least 3 people that I know of. Usually it's Jeanne Jerosme, but when Jeanne is having her turn as Stella, I don't think Maag does the maid. I've seen Jeanne as Stella twice; the second time it was Alice Nguyen as the maid, and the first time, I was surprised to find out from my pictures that it was actually Gabrielle Lapointe!
ZĆ©ro Janvier's bodyguard (who doesn't sing but has a significant comical miming part during "Ego Trip") has also been played by an understudy's understudy. It's usually Aurel FabrĆØgues (David Latulippe's understudy) and David when Aurel is playing the main role, but when David Latulippe was fully out of commission for a bit the role was filled by the assistant directior, Samy Zerrouki-Recroix (who they'd apparently dubbed "Un FĆ©vrier" lol)
The camera person from "Interview de Johnny Rockfort" has also been done by various people, usually dancers I believe - it was Hajiba Fahmy for a bit, then someone else. Last time we were there Gabrielle Lapointe (jack of all trades!) was the one doing it, which is a pretty big job because the footage shown on the big screen is live so the camera movements have to be super precise (although deliberately shaky, which probably helps lol.)
There are also funny things happening during the orgy "Procession du Gourou" bit, where the people dancing aren't always who you'd expect...
Anyway! This is the kind of niche dumb details I love to collect!!
(Get well soon Adrien ššš)
#starmania 2022#behind the scenes#adrien fruit#william cloutier#jeanne jerosme#gabrielle lapointe#Casting news#adventures in casting#the maid#alice nguyen
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aaron is absolute a ninja trader. half the staff are chronic hoaders. anyone with a huge adoption center of over 2k pets is absolutely skimming pets for themselves cs is rotted from the core and should just stop pretending to be for children/family friendly most of the 'new' accounts are just made to be able to shuttle rares around and make themselves look poor so they can trade vrs and up back to their mains
oh 100%
I've seen so many accounts saying, "I'm new! sorry if I trade unfair lol" that are literally 2 weeks old- yet have incredibly concise trade rules, lists of specific dreamies (that are all ER and OMGSR), groups of List pets. like.... excuse me? You're new, go out of your way to say so in your signature, trade thread, trade rules, and player bio- yet know and understand all of that, and have dreamies already????? Yet, at the same time, don't have any clear connections to existing accounts, like most actual newbies do??? (like, xyz is my sister! we trade a lot, they send me gifts since I'm new, plz don't ban- that kind of thing)
The site has become 100% "pay to win". You either need to pour tons of money into C$ or FR Gems to get what you want, or scam people. It fucking sucks.
Also, yeah, loads of staff and big name players are known ninjas and don't even hide it. I wish ninja trading was considered scamming, but it never will be because the staff fucking benefits from it too much.
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Kobold and Valkyrie sketches from the game Fer.al
#I love them all#yes even Vesta#fer.al#fer.al fanart#get the game itās free and cool#and itās on mobile now#plz I need people to trade with lol
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Jake N Bake: Jake Guentzel
Busty Rusty: Bryan Rust
Sumo Dumo: Brian Dumoulin
Lebang: Kris Letang
No Kap: Kasperi Kapanen
Pickle Jar: Tristan Jarry
The Zach Attack: Zach Aston-Reese
Bluey: Teddy Blueger
Simon Says: Dominik Simon
IAMSCORE: Evgeni Malkin
SC87: Sidney Crosby
The Other Brian: Brian Boyle
Danās Not My Dad: John Marino
Dach: Chad Ruhwedel
Zuck You: Jason Zucker
Hot Rod: Evan Rodrigues
#1 on the ice #1 on ur heart: Casey DeSmith
Petty: Marcus Pettersson
Jake Nā Bake has created a group chat!
The Pen Den
Busty Rusty: wtf is this
Jake Nā Bake: U know exactly what this is
Sumo Dumo: but why tho
Jake N Bake: mostly because I wanted to see what ur guys usernames are
Busty Rusty: well now u saw can we leave
Jake N Bake: no
Sumo Dumo: why
Jake N Bake: I wanna know who everyone is
Pickle Jar: actually same
Jake N Bake: who tf are you
Pickle Jar: Tristanā¦
Jake N Bake: Tristan?
Jake N Bake: ohhhh jars
Busty Rusty: Jake low key scares me sometimes
The Zach Attack: felt
Jake N Bake: shut up with your lame ass username
The Zach Attack: well idk what else to make it
Jake N Bake: gee I donāt know Zach
Jake N Bake: maybe REESEāS PIECES
The Zach Attack: no those are gross
Bluey: BITCH YOURE GROSS
The Zach Attack: talk to me when your username isnāt a kids show
Simon Says: wait you donāt like reeseās??
The Zach Attack: not the pieces
No Kap: Wtf why not
The Zach Attack: idk theyāre like peanut butter skittles
Sumo Dumo: bruh you just ruined reeseās pieces for me
The Zach Attack: plz never ābruhā me again
Sumo Dumo: bruh
Busty Rusty: bruh
Jake N Bake: Bruh
No Kap: ~bruh ~
Simon Says: bruh
Pickle Jar: bruh
IAMSCORE: BRUH
Sumo Dumo: lol even geno ābruhā ed you
IAMSCORE: WHO IS ED
Jake N Bake: ...anyways
Jake N Bake: how about we figure out who everyone else is?
Sumo Dumo: well I gotta assume that SC87 is Sid
Jake N Bake: seriously SC87
Jake N Bake: what? did you steal that from Cristiano ronaldo?
SC87: Hey! Maybe he stole it from me
Lebang: doubt it
Jake N Bake: sounds like somebody needs to try a little harder
Busty Rusty: you better watch how you talk to Sid or he might get you traded
Jake N Bake: nah Iām too important to the future of this franchise
Busty Rusty: damn, cocky much
Jake N Bake: ha you said cock
Sumo Dumo: you are a literal child
The Other Brian: jake..
Sumo Dumo: dang you have all the Brianās coming after you
Jake N Bake: wait! we have like 3 of them
Busty Rusty: you just realized??
Jake N Bake: pshhh of course not
Sumo Dumo: sure
Jake N Bake: ANYWAYS back to figuring out who is who
Jake N Bake: who the fuck is ādans not my dadā
Busty Rusty: who the hell is dan?
Sumo Dumo: Potash maybe?
SC87: or Bylsma
Jake N Bake: I literally have no clue who either of those people are
Danās Not My Dad: DAN MARINO
Danās Not My Dad: SO MANY PEOPLE ASK IF IM RELATED TO DAN MARINO
Jake N Bake: literally no one has ever asked you that
Sumo Dumo: one elderly lady on the street asked him about it and heās held onto ever since
Lebang: anyways before johnny throws a fit
Zuck You: can we all appreciate my name?
Sumo Dumo: it is pretty sweet ngl
Busty Rusty: meh
Busty Rusty: Iām kinda feeling domās tho
Simon Says: thx bro
Jake N Bake: but is it pronounced like the game or like your last name
Busty Rusty: his last name you dumbass
Jake N Bake: there is no need to call be names asshole
Busty Rusty: you wanna fight
Jake N Bake: you wanna have more points than me?
Busty Rusty: I was out more games than you, bozo
Jake N Bake: excuses excuses
Sumo Dumo: okay but whoās dach?
Dach: me
Jake N Bake: DONT TELL ME I WANNA GUESS
Dach: k
Jake N Bake: bitch did you just k me
Dach: yuh
Jake N Bake: bitch ass
Jake N Bake: is it petty?
Sumo Dumo: pettyās name is literally petty
Jake N Bake: hmm is it my man E Rod?
Hot Rod: look at the last word you said and the last word of my name
Jake N Bake: dang thatās tough
Sumo Dumo: is it Casey?
Jake N Bake: NO SHUT UP IM GUESSING
Sumo Dumo: dang kid chill out
Busty Rusty: no it isnāt
Busty Rusty: Casey is ā#1 on the ice, #1 in ur heartā
Jake N Bake: geez why is that so long
#1 on the ice #1 in ur heart: you know what else is long?
Jake N Bake: ā¦
#1 on the ice #1 on ur heart: my blockers you gutter minded fool
Jake N Bake: good thing you didnāt say your dick
Jake N Bake: cuz we all know that isnāt true
#1 on the ice #1 on ur heart: Jake why were you looking at my dick
Jake N Bake: I wasnāt
#1 on the ice #1 on ur heart: then how do know
Jake N Bake: umm
Jake N Bake has left the chat!
#nhl#nhl players#pittsburgh penguins#hockey#evgeni malkin#sidney crosby#jake guentzel#bryan rust#brian dumoulin#kris letang#marcus pettersson#chad ruhwedel#tristan jarry#casey desmith#teddy blueger#zach aston reese#kasperi kapanen#dominik simon#brian boyle#john marino#jason zucker#evan rodrigues#group chat#crosspost#aos
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Do you by chance have any advice for people that want to get into RPing but have never really done it before? It looks fun!
yeah here's a few. Note that this is geared specifically toward tumblr RP, not like, D&D or something.
So here's some āØtotal beginner advice.āØ Most of this is geared toward How To Maximize The Odds That People Will Want To Give RPing With You A Shot; learning to be good at actual roleplay takes time, as it depends on both writing skill and teamwork, but step 1 is like, not accidentally scaring off people because you don't know local etiquette.
First: if you've got friends who are already RPing go to them first lol. Buddies are more willing to help you figure out the lay of the land and help hold a newb's hand through figuring out what works and what's a faux pas.
If a roleplay blog gets a new follow and/or message from somebody they don't know, the very first thing they're gonna do is click on your name and glance at your blog. Make it easy for people to find the important stuff fast! If your roleplay blog is a sideblog to your main, include a link to your RP blog in a pinned post so it's clearly available. On your roleplay blog, make it quickly obvious what people can expect to find. A description with a deep, meaningful song lyric is no good to someone trying to figure out wtf you offer unless you remember to include "(RP blog for Blorbo from My Show)" at the end of the description.
And following up on "help people find the important stuff fast": you want to actually have some RPing on your blog. After looking at someone's description & pinned post, the next thing they do is scroll down and skim the first few posts to see how you write. Since a new blog obviously doesn't have any roleplay threads somebody can read, I generally suggest that a new blog post a drabble or two in-character, both to help you get a feel for writing your character and to let anyone visiting your blog see how you write.
Lots of RPers add info pages to their RP blog. The most common info pages are a Rules page (most often: who you will/won't interact with, what kinds of plots you will/won't write about, if you tag any specific content) and, secondly, an About page (usually a bio about your character; some are long, they don't need to be). Info pages aren't mandatory, but some RPers are wary of someone who doesn't have one. If you're like "damn I can't think of any rules tho???" you can always say something like "I'm new to RP and don't have rules yet ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ be nice plz" and some folks will be more forgiving lol.
If you do have info pages, make sure they're easy to access for someone clicking on your blog the first time. These days, usually that means including the links to them in a pinned post, since that's most easily accessible on mobile.
When you want to reach out to somebody, first check their blog to see if they have info pages. If they do, at BARE MINIMUM read their rules page. Respect their rules! If they say "i don't want to roleplay XYZ plot lines" and XYZ plot lines are the only thing you want to roleplay then just leave 'em alone! Most RPers will be miffed if it's clear you haven't read their about page, so it's optional but highly recommended; but reading someone's rules is mandatory courtesy.
The most common thing you'll see RPers say "if they don't have ___ I won't interact with them" over is listing your age. There's a lot of adults who don't want to write with kids and kids who don't want to write with adults. If you're not comfortable listing your age in your bio, that's coolājust be aware that it'll be a trade-off, maintaining privacy means not getting to interact with people who don't want to interact with someone whose age they don't know. If you want to split the difference, some people leave it at "I'm over/under 18" and that's enough to satisfy some people who want to know ages.
Okay so that's my general Getting Into RP new blog setup advice!!! Now here's a list of totally subjective opinions that I offer as sagely advice but that people will disagree with me on because it's mainly a bunch of pet peeves lmfao:
If you're RPing in a fandom instead of with OCs, don't tag the names of the canon characters involved every time you make a new post. It's kinda acceptable for a brand new RP blog if they're still trying to drum up a little attention; but even as borked as tumblr's coding is, there are still people that follow tags to try to find fanart and meta posts and announcements about canon and stuff. If somebody is trying to look for cool posts about barbie dolls they don't want to see five posts in a row from some RP blog like "Anon: hey Ken, are you and Barbie still fighting? Ken: Ugh, yeah it sucks. #barbie #ken #life in the dreamhouse"
Some blogs like to make extremely fancy formatting! Meticulously spaced and aligned text, tiny text, colored text, multiple fonts, fonts they copy/pasted from other sites, etc. But the more fancy your formatting is, the more people it will be inaccessible for. Special characters break or display as boxes on older devices, precisely-spaced margins break in weird places when switching between desktop/mobile devices, weird characters & colors are rough on people with vision impairments, and if somebody's using a screen reader/text-to-speech a lot of the fancy formatting options prevent it from reading out correctly. If you want to not passively inconvenience some of your potential RP partners, keep the formatting simple.
Lots of blogs use iconsālittle bits of artwork to convey your character's expression/emotions. They're not mandatory! If you think they'll add to your fun then use them. If you don't think they'll add to your fun, don't feel like you've gotta put them in. If you do use icons, don't use somebody's fanart without permission. Notice I didn't even say "without credit"āI said "without permission." Unless they've got some kind of blanket "you can use my art for anything anywhere" statement on their art page, you've got to ASK THEM and GET A YES from them. Lots of people don't do this! You'll find people using fanart icons they got from someone who got it from someone else who got it from someone else who got it from an icon maker that releases icons in 500-image batches! I think it's rude. I don't even have a particularly #aesthetic art style but I'd be irritated if I discovered some RPer I'd never met before using a tiny filtered crop of one of my drawings in the middle of a dozen other tiny filtered crops of other people's drawings.
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18 and 22 for the ask game, plz
Thank you Anon! 18. I name you writer on the show: What's the first thing you write Season 6? A fix-it for all the weird characterisation in season 5? LOL this is a tough question. I think, yes, I'd ultimately like to write another season but have it be like, a mini series maybe, 4 episodes max? Something to just, make everything better and satisfy my own self-indulgences but also make up for the yawning omissions in the show in general. I would love to write a slice-of-life thing where everyone is back in Pegasus, literally 100% composed of all those small, weirdly away-from-the-action character moments that are dotted around so much in the show that have no plot significance but really flesh out the people and their relationships to one another. I'd give Teyla and Ronon actual respectable character arcs and utilise them as people with unique experiences and perspectives and not just sounding boards for other characters' dialogue. Half the time in SGA it doesn't matter if you give the line to Teyla or Ronon since they get used as exposition-catalysts way too much. I want Teyla and her people to be back in the fore, how USEFUL she and they would be in reestablishing relations with all the other planets and trading partners once Atlantis gets back to Pegasus (especially if they got cut off from Earth again. Okay I'm literally just describing Written By The Victors again here I can't help it!!!) I want her to have genuine friendships with other female characters that aren't just 'we need to move the plot forward with some exposition' (SGA does pass the Bechdel test in a few episodes to be fair but I almost feel that's by accident honestly, I think it's literally always to drive the plot forward via dialogue and never just to have them be hanging out shooting the shit like you get with John & Rodney). I WANT SATEDAN CULTURE PLEASE I want to know more about their art and songs and commerce and world c'moooooon (I'm literally writing a thing about this rn because!!!) Ronon is so criminally under-used as a PERSON in this show oh my god, so I want him to have more to do than just not understanding shit because he isn't unintelligent, christ. Does anyone in the show EVER ask him what HIS favourite song is?! Or what he likes to do?! And also just, I haven't even got to McShep yet, but I'm a slow burn lots and lots of subtext and neither of them naming it will-they-are-they-what-is-this? sort of person so nothing would even explicitly happen until the last 'episode' of this thing I'm apparently now in charge of. The pier scene from the Shrine except a whole season of that mood, where you know what's going on but it's this quiet, understated intimacy that blooms, not in the forefront, just, a nice development of a thing rumbling along. (Yes I would yeet the Rodney/Jennifer thing sorry not sorry, haha.) I went REALLY OFF BRIEF HERE but oh my god I think what I love about SGA in a twisted way is the lost potential (aka thank fuck for fic). It doesn't have to be a big enemy of the week drama for it to be interesting and good and engaging - I crave the small moments, treating the characters with respect and not caricaturing them (looking at you season 5 episodes that shall go nameless unless someone asks me about them at which point I will gladly write a thesis) so yeah, fund me amaz*n I'll write your show for you
22. A fic you would be buried with since it's so good, you'd read it over and over until the end of time. This is VERY difficult to answer because I have a handful that I read over and over and over. Oh man. Oh man! Okay, picking one at random, The Suite Life by Cartwrite. It's literally what I described above almost - this slow paced, slice of life thing that has no huge peril but is this comforting exploration of the development of a relationship with perfect characterisation and real warmth and that is my absolute VIBE for all eternity.
#ask meme#McShep#Stargate Atlantis#Teyla Emmagan#Ronon Dex#John Sheppard#Rodney Mckay#guess I'm writing this then#lets call it a drabble project before I completely overextend myself#might do it for fictober actually#this is fun please send me more!!
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Just thoughts: please don't reblog, take this as anything but me venting- PLZ. I want a discourse free blog
I am happy that more and more people are like de-stigmatizing autism and adhd. And that more are getting diagnosed. And even self diagnosing doesn't bother me much if proper research is done.
But that said-
Does anyone else with autism and adhd feel like some people latched onto it with the desire to just be "UwU I'm so quirky"?
I don't care in the sense that other people are their own business and if it's a lie- usually lies like this are found out pretty easily eventually.
But like then I remember all the bullying and the hardships I've had and then special ed and the bullying and stigma around that and my learning disabilities.... And like... Feel some what bitter that some people are like "lol adhd/autistic people need to stop being so relatable or I need to see a doctor" on only mostly positive posts.
Don't get me wrong I wouldn't trade my autism or adhd for anything because it is a part of me but
It feels like a continuation of the NTs who grabbed onto fidget tools, weighted blankets, the term "special interest", etc, when they used to bully us for using them and still some do.
I feel torn?
Like I can't even describe why or what exactly I feel. But it does feel the wrong way to me.
Or when people WITH ONLY adhd keep trampling on only autistic spaces...
That's been rubbing me the wrong way too.
I can't even explain all of why.
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I'd like the butler trifecta for the ask game plz XD
Barbatos, Barbatos' Tea, & Barbatos' Signature Cake.
<3, BlueJay
I totally forget this was in my queue until I saw this ask. Lol
Barbatos - who is someone you look up to?
As stereotypical as it is, my mom. She raised me and loved me and will always be there when I need someone (even though I am an independent adult now). She isn't perfect, but I wouldn't trade her for anyone else. I wish I could be as strong as she is.
I actually wrote her a letter a few years back thanking her for all she did for me growing up and cried reading it to her.
Barbatos Tea - hot tea, un/sweet tea, or coffee?
Sweet tea, cool but no ice. I am a sugar addict.
Barbatos Signature Cake - what do you like to make for other people?
Any kind of sweet. Usually handmade cookies, cakes, macarons, cheesecakes... But it depends on what they like, really. I just want to make the sweets they enjoy from scratch.
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All right! Off to liveblog Chapter 9, The Marshal!
Ah yes, recap. āTraveling for me, thatās no life for a kid.ā
Except searching and searching for a Jedi takes time. Except Din and the kid fall into routines and habits and sweet little moments throughout the day. Except Din dreams sometimes, in the dark of deep space, that there are no Jedi... that the kid will always need him, and he wakes from these dreams feeling both grateful and guilty
Moff Gideon totally killed those poor Jawas, didnāt he.
What would it be like to be a Jawa, to find joys in scrap and metal, to dream of Egg???
To scavenge, perchance to dream....
I LOVE LOVE LOVE all the graffiti art for this scene
Also, Groguās pram absolutely got scorched in the flame trooperās assault and Din didnāt go back for it or anything. Yet theyāre using the one Kuiil made? This bothers me and itās so petty.
3PO made it into the graffiti <3
Grogu is a budding art critic, change my mind
Gor Koresh, such a dick. But I love the music being so reminiscent of Jabbaās palace! Ludwig Goransson, youāve done it again
I wonder if Grogu gets overwhelmed picking up Force vibrations in crowds? Is that a thing? Or does he mostly just get senses from other Force-sensitives?
Wherever I go, he goes. BECAUSE HEāS YOUR SON DINGUS
I canāt believe how adorable Din is, going on to total creepos about the fact that he has Been Quested
It just speaks to a very sweet earnestness on his part
āPut up your armor for the infoā and Din: swivels his head like woah
What is Gor Koresh going to DO with the beskar anyway? Heās not even wearing any???? What a prick
He absolutely deserves everything coming to him
But Din even gives him a chance! What an idiot
Kick... BABY! (Anyone else ever play Peasantās Quest on Homestar Runner???)
I always forget about the whipcord. How do I always forget about the whipcord?
Ooh Mando has a very homey cape this scene, I like
Iām glad heās leaving this guy to be devoured by monster dogs, heās gotta protect any other Mandalorians that may run across him
Does Razor Crest strike anyone else as a rather feminine ship? It reminds me of a sea cow. Sheās got a belly on her.
PELI MOTTO MY QUEEN
Sheās sooooo happy to see Grogu and heās delighted to see her too and theyāre all just so happy together
āIām here on business.ā Does that mean that they sometimes hang out not on business? Oh, what the hell, Iāve already written the fic.
Peli doesnāt dare leave the city walls. But maybe she will again someday? Sit a little in the desert, feel the suns on her face, the wind in her hair?
Is this R2-D5? Like, THAT R2-D5 that the Jawas nearly sold Luke?
The speeder bike has rusted. This lends more credence to my theory that Din and Grogu got to have a good amount of time together!
Grogu LOOOOOVES SPEED
Boyās gonna be a pilot some day
I just... love... all of Dinās visits with the Sand People so much
Siiiiigh I love all speeder music in this series so much. Again, Ludwig Goransson, YOUR BRAIN
Just imagine being a little kid riding in the speeder with your dad, knowing heās gonna take care of anything scary, and you get to go fast and see everything and feel the wind and itās so delightful and you feel so safe even though youāre going 200km an hour <3
Hmm so a whole night fell on the way to Mos Pelgo. I just love watching episodes and looking for pockets of time that I can exploit with fic :)
Just imagine a Tusken calling him out and signing the word for āyour sonā and Din just having to go with it.
I always forget there is a little notch under the ear piece thing of his helmet. Iāve been drawing the damn thing for 2 months and still donāt have it down.
Short!cape version, activate!
Fake Boba Fett: *arrives*
Did he seriously have spurs back in the day? God I need to rewatch the original trilogy, donāt I?
Din watching Vanth order spotchka and being confused as hell, like āyou know weāre not going to drink that in front of anyone, right???ā
The body language in this scene is so good. The way Din stops, mid-step, and freezes. Then breathes, heavily, frozen in place. Ready to fight. Pissed as HELL. Take. It. Off.
Oh Din. āHeās seen worseā is not exactly a ringing endorsement for your ability to keep him out of trouble, lol.
Just imagine Grogu curiously feeling the vibrations of the krayt dragon and thinking heās never felt anything so BIG in the Force before
I always forget what the name is the for the liquefaction of soil during a severe earthquake.... *doublechecks* goddamn it itās just āsoil liquefactionā
Doodle idea: Din having to clean tobacco spit off Groguās clothes from the spittoon
Awww Dinās speeder is so tiny next to Cobbās pod racer engine speeder
Cobb Vanth: *runs away, steals ice cream, I MEAN A CAMTONO*
Yeeeeah running into the desert was maybe not the best way to survive in most cases
Luckily Jawas on Tatooine are honest and want to trade instead of steal his shit
Iām excited to see how shit goes down in the Book of Boba Fett! Do we get to see the Sarlacc escape on screen, FINALLY?
Weequay bartender: āBut who WAS that masked man??ā
Pew
God I miss the amban rifle so much!
Itās such a weird and sexy weapon
Do the dog things have a name? Tusken snarlies?
Every time Din speaks Tusken I die a little bit because I love it so
Awwwww heās brushing the banthaās teeth!!! Itās just very sweet to see
Grogu: āplz to not be eating meā
Din: *so fucking impatient about this guy not drinking a fucking gourd*
Grogu: *yay I love it when dad shoots fire!*
I love the sign for ākill itā
I also love how done Din is with petty squabbles, like, at all times
He just has no chill. Just āstop your whining, dammit.ā
Grogu: āmy dad is so smartā. Heās hanging on to every word Din says
Grogu: *watches dragon* DO NOT WANT
I love it when Din gets sassy. āThey might be open to some fresh ideas.ā
āItās to scale.ā *cackling*
Din volunteering the village is very yes. I also love when he is just absurdly old-fashioned. āDragon will kill you if it takes its fancy, yadda yaddaā
More energy thoughts from Grogu ā everyone focused, tense, worried but Grogu isnāt sure why
A bantha is essentially a ground Appa and my husband votes to rename them a Grappa
Sand People always ride single file, to hide their numbers
Ooooh is this the same āthe village rises up to defend itselfā motif as when the Sorganites were training with Din and Cara?
It sounds very similar, but I could be making this up entirely
This episode was so fun on first watch but it doesnāt have a ton of emotional heft. I still like it, because I love all of them, but itās definitely not as ripe for expansion of content as some of the others. Except, of course, to the Din/Cobb shippers, who said āhold my beerā and went off. Have fun, you crazy kids.
Run Sand People run!!!!
Seriously though Star Wars suffers from a serious case of the ecology never making any sense. What do banthas eat???? Thereās gotta be SOMETHING for them to eat!
Krayt dragon: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mando tiiiiime but imagine Din glancing over to Cobb and for a second forgetting and being glad to fight alongside another Mandalorian but then he isnāt
Also thereās definitely room in this episode to write some cute little camp out scenes with Din and Grogu, awwww
Farewell to Mos Pelgo!
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genshin anon! finally lol. i keep meaning to respond - tab has been open with your last response for two weeks now... lol. oh i put a lot of work into my weapons. especially if i use them a lot. oo the 20k+ is nice though! apparently i have hu tao built semi decently so when she gets a vaporize crit it goes quite well for me haha. yeah agree. and they have updates every 6 weeks. yeah not every update is the biggest thing ever but like... its okay. no need to rush. game development takes time.
hihihi lmao again no worries!
(2/5) oh oops I spend several hours a day on the game (when i have time). to be fair, i genuinely enjoy going into coop and finding lower ar people to help with bosses and world exploration and stuff. so i can spend a long time doing that. i know i appreciated the help when i was low. plus its fun to get to chat with others occasionally. oh yeah genshin def ripped off of botw very well lol. they took botw's complaints and went yeah i can fix that. but then made it gacha.
(3/5) i saw you say you have c6 noelle now lol. i am so so sorry ): you did get keqing though? was that on the banner? so are you guaranteed the banner character next beCAUSE ZHONGLI RERUN YES. oh yeah it was so cool seeing everyone! bennett and razor were just adorable i love that friendship. loved getting to see albedo again. hes like.. my fav and of course i missed him :/ rerun plz.. ahh yeah a lot of the claymores are more for their skills i guess. except razor. so i get that.
(4/5) i also tend to use the elemental stuff a bit more but just idk claymores are SO SLOW and im just not overly fond. oh yeah polearms do less damage ahha. i like their fighting styles though. theyre faster and just idk it just -works- for me. oh that is SO CUTE they wear friendship tassels )': ooo yeah the rosaria/kaeya/diluc trio is quite fun. would def love to see more of them! rosaria grew a lot on me over 1.4 and seeing her... not be so rude all the time... lol.
(5/5) also im super excited, i did end up pulling childe! IT WAS SO CRAZY. I DID THE MAGICAL TWO 5*S IN A ROW. mona decided to give me c1 because i can never win the 50/50 and then childe was like its okay i know youve been working your butt off getting everything ready for me so here you go <3 and like )': i love him lol his playstyle is so fun and he works great with hu tao. also got rosaria and fischl (who i didnt have) which is great! were you pulling on childes banner at all or just saving?
ALSO thoughts on the 1.5 stuff??? I haven't gotten to watch completely everything yet but it all sounds so good! Zhongli rerun!!! And the housing thing seems super cool? And lower resin for weekly bosses! New world boss too! All the events seem pretty interesting as well so I'm pretty excited! -genshin anon (pretty sure tumblr still only lets you send 5 anon asks an hour or else i would've added this earlier lol)
genshin anon. lol it's okay! everyone is free to like whatever characters they want! yeah diona is.. not involved at all. although she is getting a hangout in 1.5! might be the first one i actually do. her story is pretty sad though from reading all of her profile. yeah you with noelle was me with diona. i was so mad at her at first since i pulled her like... 10 times on xiaos banner. after i got over it i tried her out and now i love her. also its okay! i took like two weeks to respond :P
but omg how do you have tabs open for two weeks.... i get stressed if i donāt leave my computer with everything closed LMAO. i mean yeah it definitely makes sense to put a lot of work into weapons bc they can be used by multiple characters so theyāre a good investment!! i should start thinking about that as well......
nice!!! iām guessing youāre having a good time with hu tao then eh :D my xiao is. okay lmao probably not doing the damage as expected of him but eh whatever <3Ā
if iām like really in the mood i can invest a couple hours but most days it takes some self-convincing to even log in asfjdkldsaj like once iām in the game itās fine but for some reason the action of opening and loading it up is like hmm.... also most days by the time i do get to play iām so exhausted from work </3Ā
omg that sounds fun!! personally i donāt like... playing with strangers that much afjdklasj so i tend to avoid co-op... but one of my friends might start playing genshin so i totally get what you mean about helping lower AR people with bosses and stuff because i wanna do that with her lmao :DĀ
lmao traded botw faults for the gacha system... you really canāt have it all unfortunately </3 speaking of botw my friend got my the expansion past like. literally last year lmao iāve been meaning to play it. ugh iām just so behind in general on all video games unless itās genshin lmao
i wouldnāt have minded c6 noelle if i had GOTTEN ANYBODY ELSE WHEN I WAS PULLING ON THAT BANNER ;_____; like at least they could have given me a sucrose who i donāt have!!! but i did get keqing on my pity from that banner!! wait omg i didnāt realize that was how it works... i have a vague idea but if thatās true YES ZHONGLI PLEASE COME HOME GOD PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE iām 100% skipping childeās banner for zhongli sorry dude ajkdlfaj
ahhh yes getting to see albedo was nice too!!! even if only for a bit hehe itās nice how they tried to rope in all the mondstadt characters somehow (except. diona jaklsdfja)Ā
okay mood. i love chongyun to bits but i admit after maining xiao for a while iām definitely like why is chongyun so... slow asjfkldj but thatās literally just how it works </3 and same about rosaria!!!! she was still pretty like.... moody idk but sheās definitely better when sheās not just being straight up mean lmao
OMG CONGRATS!!!!! you seem to have much better gacha luck than me LMAOOO i envy that but iām so glad you got everyone you wanted!!! and nah now that zhongli is definitely confirmed iām DEFINITELY saving for him like actually the last time it was childe than zhongliās banner was when i just started playing and i wasted all my beginner primogems on childe not knowing who was coming next........ iām not making that mistake again LMAO
i didnāt watch the livestream but i did see the trailer and AHHHHHHH SO EXCITED omg with the housing i thought we were just getting a house but no it looks like theyāre giving us a WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE like as if i didnāt spend enough time in this game theyāre introducing this like you KNOWWWW the hours about to be put into customizing our little house/villages....Ā
ohhh i didnāt see the thing about resin!!! wow they really are giving it all. the previews for inazuma were also super pretty!!! and while the new characters have been known for a while this teaser definitely made me more excited for them hehe eula is so prettyyy
and yayyyy diona hangout! is she the only one coming in this version? but iām glad to see theyāll probably add hangouts for all the characters (or at least the less story-critical ones like zhongli already has his story quest so idk if heād get a hangout). itās just nice to see more love given to those characters hehe <3
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The week in review:
Raw 12/14 NXT 12/16 NXT UK 12/17 Smackdown 12/18 TLC 12/20 + Main Event 12/17
Raw:
āThis Sunday at tlc, itās gonna be you and me against Nia and Shayna,ā Lana says to Asuka, as a quietĀ āwooā can be heard in the distance.
Lana facing her fears and fighting Nia Jax makes her the bravest person Asuka knows. Rolling. Fucking Asuka. ASUKA. wwe, stop.
Why isnāt Asuka accompanying Lana to the ring?
I like Lanaās gear.
Joe just compared Lana to a mosquito, goodbye.
Oh snap look how fast Lana did that headscissors takedown. Weāre witnessing her progression, ladies and gents.
You know, I knew Lana would win this match, I knew exactly how she would win this match, but jfc what a treat watching it myself.Ā
Niaās face lmfao.
Shayna wrecking Asuka so she canāt save Lana from her inevitable fate. Still curious on whether or not this beatdown injured her, if she was injured going into the match, or if it was all really just a storyline.
Yikes this is sad.
Man that leg drop onto Lanaās ankle actually looked kinda wicked, ngl.
*distant woo intensifies*
Wow we got real tears from Lana. Points.
Becky and Charlotte have been gone, Alexa hasnāt been on tv, the Raw womenās championship has become a meaningless prop... what a dead period for this roster.
Hi why is this match happening?
I will never not be impressed by Danaās entrance.
Is Mandy actually hurt? Why did they take her off tv for so long? Is Shayna the resident kayfabe shelver? āHey this girl is actually injured, have her written off by Shaynaā ?? Cuz I know theyāre not splitting Dana and Mandy up, and Dana has been on tv every week since Mandy left. Must be genuine.
These 2 are running roughshod over the entire division at this point.
OH SHIT MANDYāS BACK WITH A KENDO STICK
Lmfao the babyfaces are fucking done with Nia and Shayna. Honestly thatās great, I love it when babyfaces band together to stand up to dominant duos. This has been going on long enough. They took out Mandy, took out Lana, were about to take out Dana. Totally fair.
Highlight: Lana getting a clean win over Nia & being taken out so my queen can return
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NXT:
Itās a funny thing with Toni and Rhea. Toni says sheās the reason Rhea came to nxt, but sheās also the reason I became such a huge fan of Rheaās. Heard they were having some big TakeOver match and everyone was always praising Toni. So I checked into Blackpool solely to see what the Toni Storm fuss was about, and I left that ppv solely impressed by Rhea Ripley. Then I took particular notice of Rhea in the Royal Rumble a few weeks later, and Iāve been watching NXT UK for her ever since (til she moved). To see her growth has been tremendous, and sheās so young. Such a bright future.
The music to this is great.
Toni says she isnāt scared of Rhea, as if Rheaās mere theme music didnāt scare the absolute shit out of Toni the week prior lol.
Toniās not even a terrible promo, but the timing of her blinks could not be worse. Yes, it matters.
I canāt stop laughing at how fucking intensely Shotzi started this interview.
She does pissed off interviews well. I can feel her annoyance.
Really donāt want to see a Candice/Shotzi feud tbh but okay, Iāll try.
aaand thereās the howl. Awful.
Lmfao Rhea called Toni a piece of trash. This is gonna be interesting to see with the alignments reversed.
I donāt remember who won this match, but Iām betting it was Toni. Which is fair tbh. Rhea is probably on the āput some peeps over before moving up to the main rosterā path that everyone in the womenās division walks on. They always eat at least one monumental, or a couple meaningful, loss(es).
Oh man that is fucked up. To not only be forced to continue punching/kicking a human (fun fact: the person on the offense takes quite the damage doing so) but to have the defenseless victim bleed out and beg for you to stop. Thatās rough.
This was shot really well. That music holy shit, Iām creeped out. Itās like a horror movie.
I see the point. Numbs him to pain and breaks his will, while numbing her to mercy. Ruthless stuff.
Oh are we finally done with Indiās neck brace? Cool.
I canāt believe wwe invested in this upgraded tank. I still donāt think itād work on the MR, but points to the boss for shelling out the cash.
Wtf was that stumble andĀ āfallā by Indi lmao.
If Candice was a real bully, sheād distract Shotzi by fucking with her tank at ringside.
Indi does need a mentor, sheās a hell of a lot greener than my mutuals have made it sound. oof.
Shotzi looks like she has no idea how to work with Indi, and Indi looks gassed, confused, and slow as hell.
All Indi knows it going from spot to spot while Shotzi waits around for her to get there.
Lol Indi failed at getting a dirty win. I donāt really care if this is a part of her The Way storyline, what a mess.
The only redeeming part of this piss poor segment was Theory shaking the trollās head at Shotzi.
Iāll give wwe an extra $9.99 if they let this match have a clean ending.
ā[Rhea] was at one point the biggest superstar in the world,ā that isnāt even close to being true because Becky Lynch exists, but Iāll let it slide and pretend you saidĀ āin nxtā.
Their paths will be so similar to Becky and Charlotte in the future.
Wow what a sequence. That wouldāve received an applause on the MR. Traded headlocks for restholds, threw around their strength, then went into a battle of pinfall reversals. Instead of following that with some stalemate, they didnāt take a breath and proceeded to dance with each other and showcase some chemistry before rolling back into a battle of pinfall reversals. The sequence started with a kick by Toni to Rheaās midsection, and it ends with a kick by Rhea to Toniās midsection. Peep that match production, good stuff.
My, my, those slaps to Toniās back. Whew.
Yeah actually itās really fucking cool that these 2 get to main event nxt together, come to think of it.
They sell well for each other.
Rhea has the best dropkicks, lesbireal.
Holy shit Toniās headbutts make my own head hurt. God I wish she wouldnāt. Most people put their hands between the heads so no contact can be made, but Toniās just likeĀ ālol fuck itā
This is a great match. This duo works a lot better with these specific alignments. Watching face Toni try to chop down Rhea is not as good as heel Toni being impossibly hard for Rhea to put away.
Womenās matches and never having a clean ending. Name a more iconic duo. Winter of overbooked womenās matches continues.
Like I had guessed Toni was gonna win anyway, but fucking come on.
*Bonus* online exclusive: Toni says playing by the rules got her diddly and squat, but like... she was a champion lol. āIt aināt even Toni time right now, itās party time.ā Alright.
Highlight: Rhea vs Toni minus the ending
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NXT UK:
I donāt know why weāre getting Isla Dawn vs KLR but anytime I get to see KLR fight, Iām here for it.
Hell even Islaās song never kicks it out of first gear. Song has so much potential but it never goes to the next level.
Ahhhh my Scottish queen is here.
No, donāt compare Sashaās basement meteora to the double knees Isla did. That was pitiful.
Anyway, KLR vs any of the 4hw would be fantastic, take my money. Sasha, Bayley, Charlotte, or the woman KLR wanted to face at TO Dublin, Dublin native Becky Lynch.
That back body drop is horrendous as a finisher. Itās like when Becky won her debut match the exploder suplex. Awful lmao. Imagine if KLR lost to a back body drop ffs.
You donāt get to be this frustrated for not being able to beat the champion when youāve only been fighting for like 3 mins.
Islaās pisspoor speed going in the corner, and her pisspoor roll off of KLRās tornado ddt. Shame.
Such a clean transition from a failed pinfall attempt into a submission by KLR, whew.
This whole match was just a flex by KLR lmao.
There was a time where we had Becky Lynch, Bayley, Rhea Ripley and KLR as our champions. Wow, take me back plz.
The background music of this stupid recording is so unnecessarily dramatic, wow.
All for the delivery of a chair. Of a fucking chair. Piper... shut up and handle your shit.
For someone so much larger than the little man, Piper is insanely unintimidating.
Highlight: I got to see KLR wrestle
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Smackdown:
Bayley does run her mouth a lot. Sheās kind of the EST at saying dumb shit that gets her into trouble lmao.
Bianca is so friggin good at interviews and in backstage segments. She hasnāt received much of a chance to do promos in the ring, let alone obviously to a live crowd, but I hope she shines there, too.
Has Liv reverted back to being a dumb blonde, or is it drugs? Stop letting her speak.
Love Riott Squadās everchanging gear. Wonder who makes it for them.
Billie Kay claims that sheās aĀ āseasonedā ring announcer, and somehow that would not surprise me.
TaminaĀ āget the fuck out of my face until I get a nap and a vat of coffeeā Snuka, everyone.
Lmfaooo Tamina fucking chucked Liv across the damn ring. What a good job by Liv.
Ruby is exceptional at running the ropes. She gets a good spring off of it.
Taminaās hair is always so beautiful, she gets points there.
Dropkick into a faceplant. Billie Kay gets pinned rofl. Sheās so bad at wrestling and yet here I am ridiculously entertained.
Thereās absolutely nothing wrong with Carmellaās current persona, but man I wish sheād come out in a cut off tank top, camo pants, high tops and a printed hat.
I mean people are at home cuz covid, but go off.
Aye putting over Sasha. Good heel Mella.
Sasha has held the title for like a whopping 2 months and weāre already marking calendars. Sad.
In kf, Sasha is kind of mentally weak, so Iāll give Mella that. Iām not sure what itās gonna take to shake that perception, either.
āWho is Sasha Banks if sheās not the Boss? Who is Sasha Banks if sheās not the best? Itās sad because thatās a question that not even Sasha Banks knows the answer too.ā So I get that wwe are trying to help Sasha develop and fight off her past demons, but man these women are ripping her a new one. Sashaās only 29 so she can grow and develop however she wants, but jeeze. Salt, meet the dagger Bayley stuck in Sashaās back.
I like Mella cuz she knows how to hype her opponentās accolades and strengths while cutting an immaculate heel promo where she hits them RIGHT where it hurts. Sheās a pro. Heels should take notes.
This music is like the Jazz Vibes playlist I always listen to.
She just called Sasha cheap and frantic lmaoooo
Oh damn Sasha be out here looking like MONEY. That girl has style, even if it doesnāt always hit with me, she got style.
oof the crack of that slap to Reggie.
OOF the crack of the bottle shattering over Sashaās poor back. rip.
Match at TLC shouldāve been a champagne match. That entails whatever your mind comes up with; pouring alcohol on your opponent, dumping their head in a bucket of ice, breaking bottles over spines. It donāt matter.
āYou donāt see me going around here bragging about how damn good I am,ā lmao WHAT. Bayley is equal parts delusional and obnoxiously annoying.
One size heel does not fit all, but I think her version suits her beautifully.
If I were her Iād pick your brain too, but Iād also want a match, cuz people leave matches with you looking as good as humanly possible. Equal parts selfless as well.
She didnāt lie, this was absolutely her putting Bianca on the map on the main roster.
wwe: wants to strap a rocket to Bianca and make her a star. Also fucking wwe:Ā ālol no weāre not gonna show you her full entrance, cry more scrub.āĀ
Bayley still looks weird without a title.
Bayley mocks Biancaās entrance and then gets swept onto the apron lmao. Idiot.
Bianca is a lot of flash and showboating, which is great from an entertainment standpoint, but she needs to do a little... less.
Fantastic snap of the hand against the led board. Bayley wrecking Biancaās arm gonna hinder the flips.
āIām the ER. Iām BET-TER. haha.ā lmao Bayley is such a fucking dork. Got sent into the ring steps for her bravado. Love that thereās always immediate repercussions for Bayleyās arrogance.
Bayley turned midway going down onto Biancaās knee for that backbreaker, there. Hope she doesnāt have a massive bruise. Looked like itād leave a massive bruise.
3 things Iāll apparently never get to see again: Biancaās hair whip, Biancaās full entrance, and Biancaās 450 splash. Iām tired.
These stupid fucking squats while Bianca is dangling off the top rope rofl I swear Bayley is something else. Girl knows how to entertain. āBayley got a bit cute and Bianca made her pay,ā story of Bayleyās life.
Beautiful spinebuster by Bianca. At least SOMEONE in the womenās division will use it.
Bit of a miscommunication there it seems. Bayley goes for a B2B, Bianca tries to block it, Bayley drops down to dodge and go for a cradle. She rolls Bianca all the way back, stands up and hesitates before running at Bianca with an elbow - even though Bianca is not in position to receive it - which Bianca counters by rolling Bayley up, but it was super obvious Bianca was just scouting the next spot. Bianca goes to pick her up for a powerbomb but Bayley has to kick out twice to prevent herself from being pinned while Bianca tries to lift her. That entire sequence was super messy.
Then Bianca nearly drops her lifting her all the way up lol. Yikes. Gotta be pretty fluent to pull that off. Not to plug my fav (but Iām totally gonna plug my fav); itās a move Charlotte does in almost every match against Asuka or Becky, and you gotta be not only built to pull it off, but you need to have impeccable timing to make the transition look smooth. Extra points if you lift them off the mat RIGHT before a 3 (which Charlotte usually does)
Anyway, good match with a messy last 2 sequences. Bayley did what Bayley does best.
Highlight: Bayley vs Bianca
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TLC:
They really took Eva Marie and Sasha Banksā characters and meshed them together while keeping Carmellaās obsession for animal print lol.
Really donāt like that gear. Thatās a miss, Mikaze.
Beautiful arm drag. Sasha taking the idea of wrestling like a Lucha more seriously? Cuz she should, aināt nobody else in the MR doing it.
Commentators say the trash talk is continuing, I say Sasha is quietly leading this match with a grimace. Peeped thatĀ āhit meā.
Carmella goes to suicide dive through the ropes just for Reggie to catch her, cept she got caught up and started turning in midair. Wouldāve hit her neck and shoulder HARD had he not been there. Great catch indeed.
SashaĀ ārip my backā Banks.
Not to be douchey, but if you have to adjust your gear in the middle of a match and itās not just to fill time or be used as character work, then you need to redesign your gear.
Sashaās a great babyface once that bell rings man. I wish she could carry that energy everywhere.
Holy fuck that facebuster. SPIKED her head, oh my god. I have never seen anyone make a facebuster look so impactful. Points if intentional.
Oh the timing of Sasha blocking that superkick from legit connecting. God sheās good.
You know how I know this is a good match? Iām watching some of these near pinfalls and submissions knowing damn well Sashaās gonna win, yet my anxiety is still spiking thinking Carmella might walk out with the title. I KNOW she doesnāt though lmao. Good sequences, believable offense, great near pinfalls. They work well together (Iām not surprised, Mella and Sasha both work well with almost anyone)
What a fantastic transition into the bank statement. Points.
That match shouldāve ended by dq the second Reggie pulled Mella out.Ā
Sasha couldāve sold that double superkick pinfall attempt a little bit more.
Carmella having a breakdown. What does that mean? That means sheās about to lose this match lmao. There it is, not even 10 seconds later hahaha.
Sasha sells pain so damn well. Good for her. Good defense of her title. Points to Sasha, sheās phenomenal every time she has an actual match. Post-match and sheās already annoyed me though lol. Ugh. Maybe sheāll get it soon enough.
Nice āreplayā wwe. Billion dollar company btw.
Billie, drawing a horizontal line is not how you write āclairvoyantā.Ā
āproficient in Japaneseā aw Asuka was so excited for a split second lmao.
Oh no, she made a mask to match Asukaās with a paper plate. Oh no no no. Travesty.Ā
Ugh Iām so excited. Iāve already seen this and yet Iām excited. Here we are, the whole damn reason I started catching up on everything I basically refused to watch since June 22.
SHE LOOKS LIKE MONEY, WHEW. The queen IS back. Sheās so fucking beautiful man.
Love how annoyed Nia looks. This is your comeuppance tbh. Couldāve just faced a measly Lana, but no, you had to play too much.
Really Charlotte shouldnāt be in the tag division, and really she shouldnāt give half of a fuck about Asuka, but weāll get to that more in the future since this is already nearly 2 months old.
Niaās doing a great job selling Charlotteās return, and sheās not even active in the match rn. She does good work.
Bad camera angle on Asuka hitting the ring post.
Asuka getting wrecked lol.
I really despise that the Raw womenās championship was tied up in all of these storylines that have nothing to do with the Raw womenās championship. The Lana crap, the Charlotte crap, the tag teaming in general crap.
In hindsight, I now find it curious that Ric Flair was in the back for this match. Very curious. I swear, if the past 2 real time months werenāt a part of some master plan the Flairs came up with together, I will be SHOCKED.
Charlotteās fucking crazy for doing those moonsaults to the outside though, for real. I know she was a gymnast and an exceptional cheerleader, but MAN you could not pay me to do fucking blind back flips that high up. Crazy.
She shouldāve given us a spear in this match. I wanna go rewatch her work just to see some spears.
Good match. They needed to not focus on destroying Asuka for as long as they did, pacing was off for a little bit there.
Love how Charlotte sticks her tongue out when she bridges up into the figure 8. Sheās such an asshole lmao.
If I couldāve changed one thing about that finish, I wouldāve had Charlotte bounce off the ropes before hitting Natural Selection. Other than that, it was great.
Charlotte looks good with a title, idk *shrug*
The way Charlotte looked over at Asuka though. I really donāt trust her in hindsight lol.
Like how this Firefly Funhouse is setting the spotlight on Alexa before Bray takes his leave of absence, only wish she hadnāt missed 2-3 wks of tv.
What a fun way of running a video package.
Inferno matches are insane and Iām not sure why anyone would participate in such.
Think itās smart theyāre both leaving their jackets on tbh.
Alright that was cool. The way Fiend called up the flames was fucking cool. It looks amazing aesthetically. They couldāve never done the set quite like this if there had been fans.
WE HAVE STRAPS?! IS FIRE NOT ENOUGH?!? Man. Randy is a fucking trooper.
Guys. Guys excuse me, that strap is on fire, can... can we not, please??
Man is swinging a god damn pick axe at Randy Orton, I--
I hope that wasnāt actually flammable liquid cuz otherwise Randy is now soaked in it, and thatās insanely dangerous. Oh thatās great editing. So it was flammable, but Randy was out of the chair before the fire rushed at him. Also covered the chair in blood. That was cool.
Orton just pull the damn string out of the jacket real quick lol.
Caught Ortonās attempt at an rko with a mandable claw. Points.
Can someone... put him out? Editing trick? Were the flames real? Am I real??
Shouldnāt the bell ring? Match is over, right??
The dummy was kind of obvious ngl. Not to sound like an asshole, but they shouldāve made it a bit thicker and more solid lol. Doesnāt really take me out of it though, cuz even though Iām sure it was a stunt double that got lit on fire by the ramp, someone was on fucking fire, and thatās intimidating in itself.
Also the dummy is melting. Iād say they shouldāve used pig meat, but Iām sure vegans and animal rights activists wouldāve had a field day writing to Snickers about that.
Was a good match, for what it was. I was entertained.
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*BONUS*
Main Event:
āNasty Nikkiā lol okay.
āThe only reason people even know you exist is because you were Alexa Blissā best friend,ā ouch. Truth is pain.
Ahahahah Lacey has hand sanitizer again.Ā
Love that submission Lacey jumped into through the ropes, plus an eye rake. Fantastic.
Thatās curious. Lacey and Peyton are arguing over the hand sanitizer as Lacey wants to squirt it on Nikki, while Peyton is claiming itāll get her DQd. Now Iām on Peytonās side in the sense that it should absolutely be illegal, but Laceyās done it in a match against Nikki before, sooo ???
I like how Nikki fell trying to get back into the ring before the 10 count. Adds credibility.
Haha Nikki gets the pinfall over Lacey because Peyton was being a nuisance on the outside. Lacey big mad. Thatās great.
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*Smackdown easily shined the brightest in what was a great week of wrestling. Utilized 8 women in 3 different storylines, couldnāt possibly complain about that.
#wwe#issa review#feel free to ignore these#cuz who tf cares lesbihonest#today's props goes to:#charlotte flair
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Hey Mayra!Do you get tired of writing Sonamy prompts? What other things/characters do you like to write about
I write about many!!! Thank you for asking!!! :DDDD -literally was hoping to make a list of this.
DO NOT SUBMIT A PROMPT UNTIL AFTER THE GRAND REOPENING ANNOUNCEMENT POST.
With the SOON TO COME grand reopening of my prompt inbox, I have pondered diligently over how to express my beloved fandoms and let as many people know about the COMING SOON TO TUMBLR grand reopening of the prompt submissions.
But not yet, so calm down, ya Cuties~ Still got a few more to do before then.
My most comfortable and current fandoms Iām likely to write for areĀ Sonic, Legend of Zelda, Sly Cooper, Kingdom Hearts, My Hero Academia, etc. Honestly, just ask me. I like a lot of things but these are just some Iām currently keeping up with.
If youāre unsure if I know a particular fandom or media, please just ask me beforehand and Iāll be able to work something out ;)b
Iām easy to talk to, so just ask! For instance, I love Yu-Gi-Oh! But Iām only familiar with the original series. So just a quick,Ā āHey, Cutegirlmayra! Have you heard of so and so?ā never hurts lol
I also love more than shipping too! Ask for a genre (within the rules stated under General Rules plz, for specific rules for commissions or to donate a dollar to the cause of writing delightful fanfiction and adorable/feely prompts, click here -x- ) even two characters buddying up! I just need to know exactly what kind of story youāre asking for and itās high-ho, Silver, away!
Thank you so much! Iāve loved Anime and Video games for over 10+ years now and have many fandoms I enjoy. Itās been a while for a few, but Iām very much open to learning and hearing about new fandoms, but maybeā¦ ask if I know it beforehand. Itās difficult to research something completely new for me, and Iām afraid I just donāt have the time that I used too.
Thanks again and please patiently await the grand reopening of the prompt inbox! :Db This will likely come with Prompt Memes -#1- and -#2- being reposted.
If youād like to submit art for either a possible Preview Image or for a Prompt Art Trade (I write a story based on your artwork) please include your tumblr or link so I can properly credit you as the amazing and soulful artist that you are!
Stay tuned, my Cuties ;) (Also, share this around please! The more people know that itās coming, the better!!!)
Also-
I NEVER TIRE OF SONAMY or any of its forms of glory.
Thank you very much. Itās been my pride and joy since day one!
#sonamy#sonic#legend of zelda#me prompts#cutegirlmayra#cutegirlmayra prompts#hero academia#sly cooper#kingdom hearts#ask cutegirlmayra#cutegirlmayra ask
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Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well (kpop edition)
Thank you for tagging me @anoesjkaax ^^
1. Which group have you thought about stanning, but never seem to get around to it?
Oneus. Theyāre so talented and amazing and I really need to start giving them the love they deserve.
2. Do you have any irl friends that like kpop?
All of my friends like kpop :) itās how we became friends.
3. How old were you when you first got into kpop?
Hmm 7 years ago so 20 ^^
4. What song(s) took you a while to warm up to?
Lotto by exo. I actually hated that song at first because of all the auto tune but now itās a jam š
5. Have you ever disliked a group/idol? If so, why? (You donāt have to say who it is if youāre scared of getting hate).
Dislike? Not really just embarrassed for. Letās just because of extremely questionable life choices.
6. What annoys you the most about kpop?
How controlled their lives are. From their appearance to who they talk to and when, itās just sad to me.
7. What do you love the most about kpop?
That it transcends languages and makes so many people all over the world happy in their dark times.
8. Do you only listen to kpop?
Nope! I also listen to western pop, metal, and rock.
9. Who are you favorite western artists (if you have any)?
Killswitch engage, Post Malone, Billie Eilish, Sam Smith to name a few.
10. How long have you been into kpop?
7 years āŗļø
11. What music did you used to listen to before getting into kpop?
Heavy metal
12. What fandom(s) were you in before getting into kpop? Are you still in them?
A lot of anime ones (although I wasnāt nearly as invested in these as I am kpop) : Tokyo ghoul, Naruto, attack on titan, yuri on ice. Never really got into music fandoms until I found kpop.
13. Which group did you used to think was overrated but ended up loving?
Hmm... to be fair I really donāt find any groups over rated? They all work extremely hard to make it and they all deserve love and appreciation.
14. Is there a kpop song that annoys you? If so, which one?
Aha I have quite a few that I really donāt like: Gangnam style, catallena by orange caramel, bar by crayon pop, zimzalabim and umpah umpah by red velvet (IM A HUGE FAN OF THEM OTHERWISE DONT COME AT ME PLZ)
15. What aspects of kpop make you cringe/feel secondhand embarrassment?
How crazy the fans can be at times. Stalking idols, mobbing them, and sending people death threats or saying hurtful things to others just because they donāt like your bias group is š
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16. Which concepts do you love?
It depends on my mood and the group, sometimes I love cute concepts and sometimes they make me cringe. Sometimes I like dark / sexy concepts and other times they make me uncomfortable. š¤·š»āāļø
In particular though I love Ateez whole pirate concept I must say.
17. Which concepts do you hate?
See above lol.
18. If you could trade places with an idol, who would it be?
Oh hmm thatās a good question! Maybe Taehyung so I can be best friends with Jimin and all the other bts members and play with Yeontan :3
19. What do you look for in a bias?
My bias list is so over the place. I donāt really have a criteria. Itās usually one thing or moment that makes me say āwow ok that person is my biasā. (Although by coincidence most of my biases are from Daegu)
For example: I had a hell of a time deciding who my bias is in got7 until JB said in an interview that if he could only keep one memory of got7 it would be when they first met so he could find them all again. Such a sweet moment.
20. Which kpop company do you hate the most?
That snake YG š Iām not even going to get into it but theyāre horrible. Not to say I donāt like the groups from there, just the company. Starship kind of on my shitlist too after everything with Wonho.
21. What are you opinions on shipping?
I ship members in groups but I do so quietly because Iām sure it makes the members uncomfortable. So I donāt mind it, just donāt throw your ship in other peoples faces and act like itās real and your ship is superior to others.
22. How did you get into kpop?
My neighbor was Korean and played me Big Bang and I immediately loved it. But Then she was like hey thereās this new boy group that debuted you should listen to them too. And that boy group was bts and everything just went up from there š
23. Has anyone ever made fun of you or looked at you weird for liking kpop?
Yes š one person in my family in particular until I blew up on him and now I donāt get off handed comments anymore.
24. What is the cringiest thing you did when you were starting to get into kpop?
I donāt really remember anything cringe I did tbh that was a long ass time ago š
25. How long does it take you to learn the names of each member in a group?
I can learn them within a few hours if I focus on it.
26. Are you a gg, bg, or middle/coed stan?
I love them all. BTS, mamamoo, kard, theyre all amazing.
27. If you could hang out with one idol, who would you hang out with?
Jimin. Just because heās helped me the most of any idol to overcome my body image issues and really start to learn how to love myself. I want to thank him for that.
28. Who is the bias to your third favorite group?
This adorable bean right here. Choi San š I adore his dimples so much š„ŗ
29. What name from your native language would you give your ult bias?
Like a nickname or something? I guess angel because thatās exactly what he is
30. Thought on fanfiction/AUs/etc?
I love them! Reading and writing them :)
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