#pls use your imagination

[thesandsofelsweyr]

Just imagine watching Jason gripping his thick, glistening, uncut cock, his scarred hand gliding up and down the slightly curved seven inch shaft, his tight little sack bobbing as he jacks off to you 😘

[alcyonsa]

We reached the Tennobaum goal so I figured I post the Glyph as well - Cozy Stalker!

I do like to think Jade was the one who made him wear this

[groovygrub]

[bylrndgm]

ONE YEAR OF: STRANGER THINGS 4 VOL.1

march 22nd, 1986 in the closet (at rink-o-mania) aka, a date gone wrong.

[wu-wakfu-undertale]

Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???

dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"

[messrsrarchives]

oh....oh but i haven't considered the sick fics. OHHHHHH BUT I HAVEN'T CONSIDERED THE SICK FICS.

first thought? hanahaki disease. MHMMMM I'M THINKING. i'm thinking james who's always watching snily - in whatever iteration - and he's so fucking consumed by them. he's so JEALOUS. he's so annoyed about the fact he's been doing everything he can to get lily and This Guy???? this guy gets her??? nah. he's fuming. he's jealous. he's going insan-

awh :( a petal :( he has hanahaki disease

then you have some fun things of:

james assuming it's lily so the first bit of the story is him trying to convince her that he's sick and this isn't a prank but she doesn't believe him because it's so early but he can't leave it too long or it won't be reversible!! he's panicking !!!

he goes to the marauders for help and they team up to save james. how? any way they can.

then eventually, james gets too sick to deny and lily mhm yah smooch

oh :(( ohhhhh no it doesn't work because the whole point is that feelings have to be reciprocated and they haven't, for want of a better word, blossomed yet

WABAM! jeverus

didn't work because he was rarely looking at lily. she was rarely the part of snily he was looking at, no his eyes alwaysss drifted a bit. and now he's given up because he's like omg >:( it's snape! how will i ever convince snape to like me back and he starts planning all of these plots and plans

meanwhile snape has already been in the potion lab making nutrition and strength potions because yeah, he fucking hates potter but he's not gonna let him die after the guy saved his life. plus part of his potion apprenticeship could be that he helps makepotions for the hospital wing so he's just Always there. he's the one that adminsters james' potions, he sees james deteriorate, he sees him turn into a shell of himself and he sees this person who once used to fill him with,,, something. even if it was rage and anger, it was something and now james is so EMPTY and he hates that. and i want you to imagine hbp drarry and the bathroom scene. that kind of rushing realisation that "shit, i don't actually hate this guy" and we all know that the bathroom scene should've ended with a kiss so-

:D fixed. james no longer has hanahaki disease :D feelings reciprocated and all is good agai-

now they have to Deal With The Aftermath. and it would be so messy. so so messy. maybe yk, double it. maybe remus walks into the hospital wing right as they kiss and now he's burdened with the fact he should NOT tell sirius. sirius will go feral. so james has so much pressure to not fuck this up on either end but there's no way for him to make them both happy AND himself, so he just has to bite the bullet and decide what one he- OH WHAT IF THAT'S SWM 😭😖 what if he's so fucking scared of losing sirius and he's so scared of everything he's feeling that swm happens after his realisation

[agtavio]

idk lads, BUT the reblogs reminded me of my crusty bracelet traditional art from MAY

I AM PUSHING MY BRACELET AGENDA !!!

[shinjisuki]

Im being way too delusional BUT BUT BUT what if there was a five who's DEAD that actually sacrificed his family at the end of s4 instead of sacrificing his whole family AND himself. But what if he only sacrificed HIMSELF and not his family and then his family is in the new timeline we see with their kids/family at the park, and there's only one marigold that grew beside the tree

I'm not good with the supernatural ghost things but all I know is that ghosts often linger on the place they are familiar with, right??? so five is just wandering around the mansion one last time and staying in his old childhood room a bit, then u could see him in Diego's house, having a look of guilt for everything that he's done (yes the affair still happened in this au)

And while he's in Diego's house??? The kids can see him. LMAOO like Little Grace is looking at something when there's nothing there but turns out it was just Five who's playing with her but no one else could see him but the kids and Lila is just confused and Diego is concerned and terrified HAHAHAHA

Then then THEN what if he's also haunting the Diner with other versions of himself ykyk and they're not aware that it's actually just five who's dead haunting the Deli and each and every one of the fives slowly start to freak out cuz of his shenanigans

Waiter Five: "I'm telling you man, something weird is going on."

Brisket Five: "Eh it's probably just in your head-"

-A food nearby falls down without any of them even touching it- (pls tell me it makes sense)

Waiter Five: "..."

Brisket Five: "What the fuck-"

And dead five is just laughing his ass off, finding all of the versions of himself and their reactions funny

[grossrottie]

If you haven’t today, please imagine you and your f/o snuggling together to go to sleep.

Is it in a bed? Are there blankets and pillows galore, or do you prefer using your f/o as your pillow?

Do you tangle together, a mess of limbs and laughter and warm touches? Or do you find your positions easily, a puzzle slotting together?

Is it late or early? Is your f/o an early bird who falls asleep soon into the evening? Or are they a night owl who finally falls asleep only in the wee hours of the morn? Do your sleep schedules match, or is one of you often nodding off a bit sooner than the other?

Do you enjoy their body heat and their warmth, or do you like to have your own space, giving each other room to breathe but still within arms reach, perhaps linking fingers to keep contact?

Do you find yourself dreaming while sleeping alongside your f/o? Do you twitch, kick, or talk in your sleep? Do they?

[krasytoonz]

YOU CANT JUST ENGAGE POPPY WITHOUT SHOWING US HER WAIFU/silly

that’s Classified Information!

Maybe I’ll reveal who it is in the next two years..

[desertduality]

hypothetically if i made an extremely mediocre animatic based on ad astra would anyone want to see it

[frnkiebby]

um, hi, so i didn’t have ANY of these what the fuck~🎃

[abbyshands]

now what y’all know about romeo santos … ‘cause i’m bouta base a fic off this song fr …

[shivunin]

which of your stories are you most proud to have finished? are there any little details you put into your stories that you're particularly proud of? 💜

Hey, Mer! Thank you for asking c:

Hmmm taking this in two ways:

Proud to have finished as in, proud that I managed to finish it has to be Wander the Drifting Roads, which is one of my two long fics. I was editing while I was posting and caught up to the point I'd edited to, which caused me disproportionate stress haha. For a minute, I wasn't sure I was ever going to get that last chapter into a state I was okay with posting. I briefly considered walking away, but I am so glad I didn't!! It is still one of my favorite things I've written.

Proud that I wrote in general is probably Palimpsest, which 1) I still feel clever over the name and 2) that section of act 2 remains the crunchiest Dragon Age thing to me (it is just so!!!! *paragraph deleted*) and 3) I love writing from inside Fenris's head and I am very, very proud of how the fic came out in general.

*gets out the red string* okay so you know how there are a bunch of statues of people in random poses that don't really look like they're carved from anything? and how Solas froze a ton of people in Trespasser in stone? well, in my fic The Scourge of Sundermount, the Lavellan there comes across a left-behind remnant of Mythal's soul in a bit of the amulet Merrill used to bring her back and she becomes a sort of Medusa-esque figure, capable of (involuntarily) turning people to stone with a remnant of that power. I have a hard time reading that story because it is very sad, but I do feel clever about the details in the way I situated that AU.

[cheemken]

The last ask really got me thinking abt Drayton and Iris now bc I have not stopped thinking abt Iris being the older one in my hcs PLEASE LISTEN TO ME THIS HAS PLAGUED MY MIND WHILE I WAS WORKING

Cause y'know, in my hcs if Iris is the older one then she is at least three years older than Drayton, so when Iris was taken in by Drayden, Drayton was around 2 at most, so for almost all his life, Iris had been around, his big sis, his playmate when they were younger, his mentor alongside their grandfather, she was like a role model to him

But also, Iris being a prodigy kinda messed w him a bit, cause she did so well w battles, she's already a strong trainer since she was young, at 12 she became Opelucid's Gym Leader, then a year later she became Unova's Champion, probably it's longest running Champion too present time

And he, well, he had to redo his second year at school, but he had smth at least, he became the champion of the school's own league, the BB league, he was proud of it, and Iris was proud of him when he became the school's Champion, and that was one of the highest praises he got. Ofc, his sister, who's the region's champion, being so proud of him for being his own school's champion, for being the strongest trainer in the academy, ofc he ate it up. At least someone was proud of him.

It would also be cool but also low-key sad if you squint if Iris actually trained Drayton more than Drayden trained him. And not like Drayden neglected him, ofc not, but Iris just had more time to do so since Drayden was also busy w being mayor of the city and being its Gym Leader. Sharing the champion title, Iris at least didn't have to worry much when she's not at the league, bc Hilbert can cover for her, so during her spare time, she trains Drayton

And idk it would make a bit of sense, he's good at battling, before Kieran really went above and beyond w his own training, Drayton was considered the strongest at the academy, he is Champion level, was a Champion, bc he was trained by a Champion

But also it would be funny since they look nothing alike that when Drayton talks abt her, people would be all "your sis sounds cool, but who is she anyways?"

"My sis? Wow, you really don't know her? You live under a rock or something?" Then he laughs and just "my sister, Iris, she's the Champion. Surely you know her. Who doesn't?"

"CHAMPION IRIS??? YOU TWO LOOK NOTHING ALIKE THO???"

"yes we do, look at the purple streak on my hair. It's the same shade as hers."

[volunruud]

god saying aela is "mid" is massively braindead. have some imagination please

i mean... she's a powerful nord warrior and werewolf who comes from a line of female companions... she favors hircine to traditional nordic gods and practices (someone said she's "the same as all other nord women" bc she's a fighter... okay but not even most nords are warriors, so many are farmers/tradespeople/merchants). and she's not even a typical "angsty" werewolf, she's fully comfortable being a werewolf and loves it and has a good balance in her life.

i will agree you could argue she is "overhyped" but i really dont think even that is accurate. she's just a badass lesbian werewolf... which is hype af. if you were to say her writing/story is limited, i would agree. the companions guild questline and characters within it could've been more fleshed out.

OR in the same sentence you need to say farkas and vilkas are mid too... bc they are not more interesting or compelling than aela.