#pls he is so random lmao
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me seeing every pic and reading every interview with lou: what the fuck is wrong with this guy? (affectionate)
#pls he is so random lmao#im a scorpio he's a scorpio#and him talking about how hard he tried to get a fat ass#sir pls#lmao#lou ferrigno jr
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cho gue sung for vogue korea
#cho gue sung#fifaworldcup2022#world cup#vogue korea#football#south korea nt#cho guesung#wc#worldcupedit#footballedit#this is very random im sorry i need to get it out of my system#he just reminds me of juyeon so...#i swear this will just be one time lmao pls dont unfollow me for this
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fucked up dreams 2 nights in a row ✌️
#ok dream oversharing time pls look away#had a high school dream and my sister was there though she's 20 years older than me#the teacher was handing out reading assignments and someone else got the carnivorous lamb and i didnt#and i had to beg to switch books in front of the class and my sister was like why do you want that book so much#and she flipped to a random page and started reading it to my mom who was also there for some reason#and it was the fuckling butterfly scene and basically my soul left my body in horror#“it's a METAPHOR about fascist spain... the YELLow the RED it's SYMBOLS” ���#anyway the night before i dreamt noel was my big brother and also there was piss but not even in a sexy way smh jdgsfsjjs#i was also humiliated in a high school classroom... this whole reunion business is really talking a toll lmao#noel dragged me into trouble with a rival gang and the law i was physically injured and humiliated in front of everyone also i was like 12#but then he stood up for me and had my back... dream noel you are so kind <3
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Whenever my oldest brother comes to the house for like a meal, say on New Year's Eve or sth, and I ask him to peel some potatoes, it's a mistake every time. This man is born and bred Irish. Potatoes are in his DNA even more than they are in mine. I literally left the kitchen for like two minutes and came back to him having peeled over a dozen spuds when I told him he only needed to peel like five. And then THEN! I made the same mistake again and came back to him making roast potatoes, mash, and adding more potatoes to my pan of scouse (Liverpool edition stew) which meant that took longer to cook and I couldn't even say anything because I was the clown who left him unsupervised around potatoes.
I love him but man am I gonna have to lock the potatoes up next time he comes over lmao.
#Kat talks#Random#Potatoes#Family talk#Ireland#The Irish love affair with potatoes#Is on par with the love affair the origginators of potatoes have with em too#But also bro pls. Chill tf out#He peeled sth like 30 potatoes#I legit wanted to drink so much when I realised what I'd allowed to happen lmao
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who's calling death the wolf toxic? is it the x reader community i bet it's the x reader community
it’s them for sure but also people in the ao3 tag are writing death/puss fics where he’s acting like a stalker or a toxic boyfriend and i’m just standing here like 🧍♂️
to me he is so vanilla aside from all the murders like i just know that he takes up crocheting as a hobby when he is not out reaping souls
which isn’t to say i don’t like the stalker/toxic bf dynamic bc i read them anyway and enjoy them (put the orange cat in situations, heh) i just don’t think they’re as true to his character LOL
#broke: death the wolf is a toxic stalker#bespoke: death the wolf is just some fucking guy when he’s not on grim reaper time. he and puss are just Acquaintances™️#he probably reads classic lit too#puss naturally asks what he is reading to make conversation and immediately tunes it out after the first 3 words bc he cannot read#orange cat behavior 😔#actually no . death reads murder mysteries of all things#he thinks they’re absolutely terrible and he can always see right through the plot but they at least help him kill time (pun intended)#ne way random headcanon dump i guess. we need more antagonists who are just some fucking guy tho#ask#reply#corinthussy#mutual#unrelated but the x reader tag is just full of little red riding hood!reader fics which is just so uninspired lmao#like yes from that perspective he would be very toxic but be original pls#if i were a reader imagine author i’d do a hades and persephone type au but that’s just me at least it’d be actually spicy
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Donnie: YOU CAN DANCE! WE MUST DANCE TOGETHER!
Me: nope
Donnie: YEA- wait what
Me: can't dance in front of people. Or with people. Dunno
Donnie: fuck you I thought I finally had someone to dance with- eh I could just force you to dance with me
Me: damn that right.
Othello is one hell of a comedian if he thinks he's pulling either of us into a couples dance with him of all people. This reminds me of the time my prom date basically dragged me onto the dance floor (I was wearing heels mind you) and it was really cute I'll admit, but my classmates started recording us dancing together and I wanted to positively die inside. I'm going to hide inside of my hole now I- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh. That was so embarrassing. end my suffering,, please. /lh/j
#LIKE. IT WAS FUN. BUT BRO PLEASE#the guy twirled me around too and my friend teased me about us 'looking like a couple' and I died inside#he was my platonic prom date too and I COINCIDENTALLY HAD THE FATTEST CRUSH ON HIM.#so you can imagine my suffering lmao#teets blockables#random asks <3#also pls dont feel responsible for my impulsive outburst I just remembered some memories is all :))
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very serious question
#random poll#tumblr polls#my polls#one week poll#that’s enough tags about polls#pets of tumblr#pets#cats#dogs#dog mom#cat mum#accents#do your pets have accents#i’m asking the important questions#if you pick the last one i’m baffled#my one cats accent is based solely on where he was born#for anyone from the uk#it’s a THICK west country accent#lmao#my dogs a yorkie#so i should probably imagine her with a yorkshire accent#regional accents#if you do pls tell me what accent#i’m especially interested in ‘unique’ pets#what’s your ferrets accent#anyway#i’m done
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Btw!! Ansel is technically cannibalistic and his love language is poetry and biting, eating flesh as a form of... burying his lover in his DNA and blood (although he's not human, he's a god, so.. but still, he "posseses" a human body, which means that yeah, he's cannibal!), as well as Lucinda — do you know what she did after Karina died?? ;) I bet you can guess it! Burying someone inside your body, your blood and DNA is much better than giving their body to the soil and ground. It may sound truly dark, but it seemed far more respectful for her. She wanted to leave something in memory of her lover. Can you blame her?? Also! Demonic nun (Cordelia) is cannibal too, which is pretty obvious, I think?..
#oc related#nonsims#delete later#WHY SO DARK?#IT GOT DARK QUICKLY#...#I apologize#pls unfollow or block I'm disturbing as hell I know#tw cannibalism mention#tw cannibalism#tw death mention#cw cannibalism#cw death mention#HELP WHY AM I DOING THIS#random thoughts okay??#I needed to do this I'm sorry#wait but ansel isn't technically#he's a cannibal LMAO#like really#how much people did he ate throughout his entire life??
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I'm sorry but this is the funniest bit in the whole game.
Luis: *flirts with Ashley while introducing himself*
Leon, jealous that Luis isn't flirting with him: great, we all have names!
#serennedy#I choked on my spit when he said that it was so out of left field and funny#jealous Leon my beloved#serrenedy#resident evil 4#resident evil 4 remake#re4#re4 remake#re4r#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#luis serra#ashley graham#resident evil memes#re memes#IGNORE THE WEIRD GLITCH AT THE BEGINNING PLS - whenever I use after effects on my laptop it decides to insert a random frame idk why#now that I think about it I should've just used my photos program to crop the video I didn't need to make it after effects LMAO#whatever
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Although my parents are certified loners (no shame) we have one family friend that’s super close and last year approx June fifth I had a psychological break and my dad called him over and he just spent a while talking to me telling him that he’s very proud of me and I stood like this 🧍♀️ whaaat 😭 and my mum was like to treat him like I do my dad so as to not get nervous around him in that situation and she was being so nice then even tho like an hour prior she was telling me how much of an embarrassment to the family name I was for him now being involved … anyways he’s coming over like tmrw haha
#dora daily#he’s very nice and he gives us a kids money sometimes#but like djeiwksm I got so pissed once he offered my brother before I graduated I think#to work with him as a surgeon w him and I’m the oldest shouldn’t he offer that to me ???#anyways idk where I’m going with this 😞 just remembered him cause he’s coming over#but ngl the switch up my mum had was crazzyyyyy#you’re a shame to our family name -> ohhh we love her or whatnot#oh I am feeling the love 🙀#bruh this random man who I’ve barely met in my life was kinder to me than she was gimme a break !!!#bro said he’s proud of me the moment I went downstairs to greet him lmao 😭 I was like huh proud of what in my head#his daughter scored higher than me by a bunch tho so idrk why he’s proud of me#granted I was so fucked in my last year of hs like fear of that level wasn’t felt in my life#and like the genuine dog piling on me ppl did wasn’t helping#I genuinely could’ve killed myself from how bad they were to me#then I ended the year with Eris and virtue ☠️ as that finishing touch ✨#2022 was so fucked pls wth was that ur#yr*
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pippin was 29 years old???
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he should've been at the green dragon
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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb
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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE
I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:
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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins
I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.
4.5/5 stars
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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????
#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to
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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other
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i asked u to remove 😭😭 not wtv this is
#im so sure hes not it for me#and he would make me commit sins and do haram lmao#so like we needa out him#i think#idk u the#greatest of planners#but anyways pls remove from my life anyone who is not right for me#😪😭#random#ramblings#mylies#xlvr
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Lando Norris x Fem!Actressreader
Summary: Lando has seen everyone of your movies— from tv shows to random videos, he’s just so updated about you in everything it’s crazy, but what’s more crazy is him spreading that you guys are dating.
Genre: SMAU
Fc: Elle Fanning
Note: There are some grammatical errors to look out for!
✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ ➛ My Masterlist
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No.1fFan_ Yn is an actual princess, i love her so much😍
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Username1 SHE IS THE EPITOME OF ROYALTY 👸🏻
Username2 I love her movies sm🥹
Username3 BESTIE SAME!!
Username4 lando on likes??👀👀
Username5 uhm who?
Username6 some f1 driver whose been liking her for years
Username5 ohhh
Username7 he just likes every pic of hers ig🤷🏻♀️
Username8 I’VE SEEN HER IN PERSON, SHE’S SUPER NICE🥰
Landonorris Lucky😢😢
Username9 DHSHUSUWB LANDO😭
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Not_yn I have two sides😚
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Landonorris love all ur sides!
Carlossainz55 Dream on lover boy😝
Landonorris Fuck off
Username10 lmao them fighting in the comments r so iconic
Username11 y/n not even giving a damn😭
Username12 HER BEING SO ETHEREAL IS EVERYTHING
Landonorris I AGREE😫
Username13 not lando being her no.1 fan
Username14 stalker much??
Username15 girl stfu, u do the same
Annehathaway why is ur comment sec always chaotic
Not_yn even I don’t know😭
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Landonorris so pretty😍
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Username16 THE DELUSION😭
Username17 Y/n didn’t even like this
Username18 A+ for the confidence
Username19 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ON HOW PRETTY SHE LOOKS
Landonorris real😢
Charles_Leclerc Dude…
Carlossainz55 Man…
Georgerussell63 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Pierregasly Oh brother..
Username20 THEY HAVE MIXED FEELINGS😭
Username21 lmao the whole f1 attacking him
Username22 the whole gang came to shame him
Username23 yn being so unbothered😎
Username24 MY QUEEN FR🥰
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WAG.updates ACTRESS Y/N L/N WERE SEEN KISSING THE KNOWN F1 DRIVER LANDO NORRIS— The couple have been spotted together a few times already.
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Username25 oh…
Username26 we owe him an apology
Username27 LANDO DESERVES AN APOLOGY FROM ALL😭
Username28 nobody believed the poor man
Landonorris WHAT’S UP NOW BITCHES
Landonorris and they call me crazy🙄
Maxverstappen u still are😑
Landonorris Yeah..crazy right that is🤪🤪
Username29 gaslighting myself that this isn’t true
Username30 Y/n isn’t even in the likes must be fake
Username31 GIRL PLS LANDO ALR COMMENTED
Username30 doesn’t prove anything
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Not_yn wanted to soft launch but the jig is up
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Landonorris can finally say i love you without being judged😛
Not_yn my poor baby has been so much
Username32 NOOO MY HEART IS FOREVER BROKEN
Username33 welp good bye cruel world
Username34 they lowkey adorable ngl
Landonorris now u ship us���🙄
Username34 WE’RE SORRY😭
Charles_Leclerc we stand corrected
Carlossainz55 i know when to say sorry. Sorry
Username35 she’s so pretty💕💕
Landonorris the prettiest😁
Pierregasly aww lover boy
Landonorris fuck off
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#imagine#fanfic#oneshot#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#formula 1#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 imagine#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 x you#formula one#f1 x you#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#lando norris#lando norris x reader#lando norris x you#lando norris x y/n
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Monaco Green
Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader
Warnings: suicide jokes in relation to a happy relationship? (Yall know what I mean)
Authors note: more Lando!
Requested: Yes/No
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📍Monte Carlo, Monaco
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yourusername took a day-trip away from London to go visit Monaco, bit posher than I’m used to, vlog coming soon xx 💚💚💚
In the meantime, new cooking video is up now, we made pesto pasta! 🍝
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user1 I’m actually in love with her
user2 she’s so pretty!
user3 who’s behind the camera in the pasta video???
user4 is it her editor???
user5 James??? Nah, he’s American, the guy in the video is British
user6 secret boyfriend???
user7 why Monaco?
yourusername visiting a friend! It was quite nice, might have to consider moving 🤔
user8 no offense but how tf would she afford Monaco rent
user9 yk these influencers and their rich parents
user10 so pretty 🥰
yourusername thank you, love 🫶
user11 I love her phone case 💚💚
user12 “we” made pesto pasta 🤔
user13 I loved the new karting vid!!! James had no chance lol, how r u so good?!
yourusername I had a good instructor haha, helps that James is absolutely abysmal at it
jamesedits that’s rude, we don’t all have experienced go-karters to teach us 😒
user14 I want to be her friend so bad, omg her life seems so cool
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📍Monte Carlo, Monaco
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landonorris Monaco green 💚
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user15 the soft-launch????
user16 who is that??????
user17 not Lando posting his secret girlfriend on a random Tuesday
user18 ooh but she’s got good taste in nails I’ll give her that
user19 and who tf is that then
maxfewtrell ah, bold innit?
landonorris 🤐
user20 wtf is max talking about
user21 all we get is hands????
user22 some Twitter detectives about to figure out who that is just based on the hands i bet my life
user23 and if I told you I know who that is, then what
user24 now how tf do you know that
user23 pure vibes and delusion
user25 who taught this man to soft-launch???
user26 I can tell she’s pretty
user27 NOOOOOOOO
user28 what about our marriage and kids???
oscarpiastri she’s lovely
landonorris you have not met her
oscarpiastri this is your sign to change that
oscarpiastri and from what you’ve told me, she is lovely
landonorris she is
user29 awww I already love her
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yourusername supposed to be a one day trip but now it’s been three days 😅
Day 1 Monaco vlog is up now! 💚
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user30 is this the girl that Twitter thread was about????
user31 she has the phone case!!!!
user32 you can’t tell me that the “tour guide” in the vlog isn’t Lando
user33 love that James was so against the sunshine the entire time lmao
jamesedits I’m white and from London, I can’t survive in the sun 😔
user34 I love the green 💚💚💚
user35 is this landos girlfriend????
user36 are yall just harassing this poor girl because she has a popular phone case??!! 😭😭
jamesedits can I go home now
yourusername pls do, you third-wheel too much
user37 third-wheeling???? I sense landooo
user38 are you staying with that friend you mentioned
user39 pretty girl 🤩
user40 if you go to the part of the vlog when they’re walking the circuit and go over the grand hotel hairpin, on my life you can see Lando for a split-second in the background
user41 are you sure that’s him and not James?
user40 James was wearing a black jacket, that guy was wearing like a beige hoodie
user42 I just binged like 20 of her videos because I heard she might be dating Lando and now I’m in love with her 😭😭😭
user43 I’m convinced it’s her just because of the phone case and yall can’t change my mind
jamesedits I had to work overtime to get all that footage cut quickly so you’re welcome
yourusername “work overtime” you are on vacation it’s hardly working
jamesedits don’t police my stress
yourusername 🙄
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landonorris
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yourusername
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📍Monte Carlo, Monaco
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landonorris 3 days of Monaco with a guest 💚
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user44 GREEN AGAIN
user45 and if I told you that phone case girl had that same hat in her Instagram post then what
user46 “three days of Monaco” “supposed to be a day-trip but it’s been three days”
user47 that third picture must be from day 1 because someone’s wearing that same beige hoodie in the back of her day 1 vlog
user48 and the green ny hat???
user49 y/n was wearing green converse on her insta story!!!
user50 AND SHE LIKED!!!!
user51 I recognize those shoessss
user52 this is so cute 😭🫶
oscarpiastri she’s lovely!
landonorris now you can say that
oscarpiastri it was lovely to meet her 🫶
landonorris I’ll tell her you said that
user53 the green aesthetic is so adorable omg I love it so much
user54 LANDO DONT BE SCARED TAG HER
user54 OR POST HER ACTUAL FACE
user54 OR EVEN A STRAND OF HAIR PLEASE LANDO
user55 bathing with a toaster tonight dhmu
user56 wdym my husband has a gf? 😭
user57 what about our kids Lando?? What about the kids?
user58 I’ve never even seen her face but that’s my mom now I don’t make the rules 🤷♀️
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📍Monte Carlo, Monaco
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yourusername Day-trip —> full-time stay
More Monaco vlogs to come, then 😅
Monaco day 1 vlog (Lando’s version) is up now, thank you to James for re-including all the clips of him that he'd previously cut out 🫶
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user59 AWWWWWWW
user60 where’s the user who guessed this from the start
user61 James I going through it
jamesedits it’s bad enough I had to scrub through all the clips of them being lovey-dovey but then I had to look at all of them again to put them back in the vlog
jamesedits and NOW she’s gonna put these clips in EVERY VIDEO! THEYRE SO GROSS!
user62 oh my god poor James 😭
user63 somebody get James a pay raise
yourusername don’t listen to him, he’s like a dog, he’ll act sad to strangers but in reality he gets treated perfectly fine and gets fed on time every day, he doesn’t need any more treats
jamesedits I don’t appreciate being compared to a dog
landonorris dw about it mate, you’d be a nice little yorki
jamesedits 🤨
user64 LANDO!
user65 they both look so good im frothing at the mouth
landonorris glad I could convince you to stay
yourusername you’re very convincing
user66 sleeping on train tracks tonight
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landonorris might have to get her a different phone case…💚
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user67 SHE GOT A TAG!!!!
user68 Y/N!!!!!
user69 awww they’re adorable 🥰
user70 I’ve followed y/n for years and it’s so nice to see her so happy 😭
user71 HES PESTO PASTA GUY
user72 knowing it’s him makes it make sense as to why he never actually cooks in the video
user73 man moved to Monaco and still found an English girl
user74 I wish my rich athlete boyfriend would convince me to move in with him in his Monaco home… 😞
user75 I’m in love with both of themmmmm
maxfewtrell she made the main page! And you can see her face! Congrats mate!
landonorris 😐😑😐
maxfewtrell seriously though, happy 4 u
landonorris thanks max
user76 now I need to know where she got the phone case
yourusername wildflower!
user76 omg I wasn’t expecting a reply! Tysm!
yourusername 💚
user77 I’ve never been more interested in a relationship
user78 HARD-LAUNCH
yourusername 💚💚💚
landonorris 💚💚💚
user79 oh my god they’re so perfect
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What ab tenjiku guys with a yapper gf⁉️ and I mean like, after the boombayah she'd stare dead at the ceiling and be like "that feeling you get on your tongue when you eat a pineapple is actually the pineapple trying to eat you" and go on a whole rant til she falls asleep. Plssss do this my glorious queen Kaz 🙏🙏😁😁😁😜🤭😍😝🎀😜😭🤭😝🤝😝🤝🤭😁🤭😁♥️♥️♥️
Tenjiku x Talkative!Girlfriend!Reader
♡ SFW, fem reader, fluff, kinda smut on Mochi's, post-sex convos, random facts, questions, and workplace drama ♡
Characters: Izana, Kakucho, Ran, Rindou, Mochi, Mucho, Shion
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🎴 He's not trying to hear that yapping
"Zana, did you know that cats basically brainwashed humans into loving them?"
"...what?"
🎴 He'll roll over and ignore you until you shut up
🎴 Yap enough and he'll leave the room and sleep on the couch
Kakucho
🩷 He loves listening to you talk, but it's late at night and he's tired
🩷 He politely asks you to be quiet
"Kaku, do you ever think-"
"Babygirl, y'know I love listening to you yap all day, but please lemme get some sleep."
🩷 Cuddles you and buries your face in his chest so you'll shut up
Ran
💜 This man values his beauty sleep, so he hates the rants fr
"Ran, if you had the power to stop time for as long as you want, what would you do?"
"I'd get some damn rest, now go to bed princess."
💜 Puts noise cancelling headphones in to block you out
Rindou
🩵 Happily listens to your yapping
"Then the lady started going off, calling my boss out of his name and shit."
"Oh really?...Then what baby?"
🩵 Falls asleep while you're talking, your voice is soothing for him
🩵 He's the type of boyfriend to fall asleep on calls too
Mochi
🍡 Doesn't mind the yapping at first
"Then the guy started traveling through time to save his childhood friends and-"
"Darling I'm gonna stop you right there, because if you got time to yap, then you have energy for another round."
🍡 Prefers you whimpering and moaning rather than talking his ears off
Mucho
💙 Doesn't even let you start yapping
"Baby if-"
*Covers your mouth with his hand* "It's time for bed love."
💙 I swear he'd be like an old man, going to sleep early and shit lol
Shion
♥️ Listens intently to every word you say
"Did you know some sharks eat their siblings in the womb?"
"That's fucking vicious...tell me more."
♥️ Stays up all night talking to you until you fall asleep
♥️ He hates when you fall asleep before him, he doesn't like the silence or the absence of your voice
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ch. 6 - don’t worry, it’ll be perfect m.list
you finish weighing the last block of clay for your last class of the day. slowly, you push it against the table, trying to loosen it up some. a pair of earbuds rest in your ears, like the movies by laufey replaying for the fifth time that day. you hum along to the lyrics, the slight vibration playing along your lips.
swaying slightly to the song, you toss it back onto the wooden block, trying once more to knead it into submission. especially if you have students who have never touched a pottery wheel in their life. their foreign attitude towards the craft only enhancing if you were to have them wedge their own clay.
you bite your lip, grab the little ball of clay and feel it in your hand. it's soft, malleable, the air pockets finally pushed out. setting it next to the other ones, you take a line of saran wrap and lay it over them, trapping the moisture. resting your hands on your hips, you lean into the song, playing once more. closing your eyes, you take in a deep breath.
turning towards the front wall, you open your eyes to check the time. accept all you see is osamu standing in your door frame, hands awkwardly stuffed into his pockets. you slowly reach up and pull the earbuds from your ears, grasping at a spot on the chord that has dried streaks of clay on it. "hi," you stare at him.
you hadn't seen him since he burned your dinner. sure you've seen him around, a little hello when getting deliveries, or as you walk to your car. but you haven't actually seen him. let alone with a casual shirt on with a pair of jeans. however, his onigiri miya hat still rests carefully on his head, the streaks of grey being overtaken by his natural black.
"hey," he smiles, wider than he likely meant to.
there was something about the way you stood in front of him. how a ray of evening sunlight trickles through the window, landing on the clay and underglaze that coats your apron. he stands there, staring right back at you like you're more beautiful now than ever before.
"hi," you say once more, setting your earbuds and phone down on the table. the air is thick with tension, gaze unable to meet the other's, "uh, so what brings you to the earthen kiln during the dinner rush?"
osamu takes a step in, letting the door slowly close behind him, hand outstretched so it doesn't slam. pursing his lips, he looks down at his feet, "my brother signed us up for your class.. which let me just say, he's a handful and i apologize in advance. he even paid with my credit card and then didn't say anything until afterwards."
"but i am still excited, just not for you to meet him yet," osamu shakes his head, looking up at you with his nose crinkled, lip turned up in a snarl.
the word 'yet' sends your mind spiraling. you stand there with a frog in your throat thinking of what he meant by it. yet makes you think of the family-meeting era of a blooming relationship. how someone would invite their partner over, eagerly apologizing for their lack of boundaries or respect.
it sends a flutter under your skin, a wire in your brain frying. "i think i'll be okay," you finally muster up a sentence, trying to ignore the increasingly hot feeling you have in your face, "plus you guys could've asked, i would've given..."
your voice trails off as osamu receives a phone call, a rhythmic tone playing. it’s sweet, attuned to his personality. he grabs out his phone, rolling his eyes as he looks at the screen. bringing it up to his ear, he gives you a look of sympathy, like he can already tell what the person’s going to say.
“hi ‘tsumu, where are you?” osamu starts, trying to keep his posture straight, although a vein is practically popping out of his forehead, “you can’t come? you’re seriously visiting kita and his girlfriend? the one out in the country? so no one else is coming? okay okay, yeah, thanks a lot.”
turning off his phone, he lets out a sigh, eyebrows furrowing. turning to look at you, he has a sympathetic expression on his face. “i’m so sorry about my brother, but it seems all the spots taken for tonight will not be filled.. because apparently they’re all out by someone’s farm. i mean i’m still here..”
you shrug, pursing your lips, “well, you’ve already paid for it, which i apologize for. but today’s been really long and i’d love to go home early. how about next weekend, private lesson? i have nothing going on saturday and so i can give you all the ins and outs of pottery making.”
“private lesson?”
“yeah, just as an apology for the pay going on your card,” you lean against your table, crossing your ankles, “plus then i guess i’ll be able to meet your brother later, whenever you’d like.”
osamu’s breath catches in his throat, unable to bring himself to say something. you stand so confident, despite the seemingly exhausted state you’re in. he feels a little jealous as he feels like his knees are made of jelly and his hands are a water slide. “that’d be nice,” it comes out hoarser than he expected, taking a step towards you, “maybe i can bring lunch, as my own apology.”
“lunch would be perfect, how about, until then, you take this,” you walk over to your shelves of pottery, grabbing out a mug that resembles an ice cream cone, “had an extra from a custard place i did some work for. just as a ‘no more apologies’ kind of thing.”
“well i guess this meal i make will have to be perfect.”
“don’t worry, if you’re making it, i know it’ll be perfect.”
a/n: osamu’s DOWN BAD and i love him for it <33 might pull a @nectardaddy and just have mbb go on forever AND read ‘88 ford to meet kita’s country gf ;) taglist: @causenessus @osakis-gf @eggyrocks @brkfclub @marisabel14
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#no more apologies kind of thing#let's kiss#LMAO SORRY “LET'S KISS” SOUNDS SO FUNNY#88 FORD MENTIONED RAHH!!!#ICE CREAM CONE??? CUSTARD??? CUPID'S CUSTARD REF??????????????????#I AM LOOKING#omg he's so gentle i love him i want to cry#the hand out stretched so the door doesn't slam#osamu please open all my boxes i love you#“i'm sure if you're making it it'll be perfect”#THEY'RE PERFECT#and the way that sentence goes both ways BECAUSE they're both makers yk <3 omg mbb i love u and all ur double meanings#wyr you're amazing and so crazy talented omg i'll never stop saying it#this is so freaking cute omg#i bet atsumu put this all together and tried to pull a “oh teehee now you guys get to be together alone bc i ACCIDENTALLY can't make it”#i see u atsumu#OH THEY'RE SO CUTE#NO MORE APOLOGIES#LITERALLY FREAKING ADORABLE RAHHHHH#okay their wedding would be so cute and could go two ways#like obviously atsumu being osamu's best man#OR if mbb yn and atsumu get along atsumu walking her down the aisle?#like i'm sorry ik that's random but that's what i thought of when samu said he's not ready for her to meet tsumu yet#like him seeing both of the most important people in his life together?#i am crying#I'D LOVE TO HEAR UR THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT#WYR THIS CHAPTER WAS SO GOOD#SO FREAKING ADORABLE OMG I LOVE MBB SO SO MUCH#PLEASE NEVER END PLS DO A SPINOFF SERIES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#ness' favorites but it's wyr's special division <3
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