#my one cats accent is based solely on where he was born

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

very serious question

[luislosing]

I have a theory

about Kwazii's backstory.

This one is a bit of a stretch so buckle up kiddos.

SO: who is our favourite orange, boot wearing, adventure loving cat?

You thinking what im thinking?

[Edit:] I found these photos after i posted this but i think it's pretty important] He has a sword. This is from the Sword fish creature report.

Backstory about Puss in Boots: (from wikipedia) "Puss in Boots" (Italian: Il gatto con gli stivali) is an Italian fairy tale, later spread throughout the rest of Europe, about an anthropomorphic cat who uses trickery and deceit to gain power, wealth, and the hand of a princess in marriage for his penniless and low-born master.

The first written account of this tale is from 1550 by Italian author Giovanni Francesco Straparola, who included it in his The Facetious Nights of Straparola. Other texts were published in 1634 and 1697.

If you look at these dates carefully, you may see that they line up pretty well with the Golden Age of Piracy:

Coincidence? I don't think it's a coincidence that a story about a sword wielding, thieving cat would be very similar to the acts of real-life pirates.

Puss in Boots originated in Italy, although it has been translated, adapted changed to fit themes in Asia, Africa and South America.

Here is a little trivia about Kwazii:

It's hinted that he is from somewhere in East or Southeast Asia, although it's largely been irrelevant to the franchise.

In the Philippines version of Puss in Boots; - ...the helpful animal is a monkey "in all Philippine variants", according to Damiana Eugenio -(Wikipedia)

A monkey? Did you mean:

Paani?

Who is from India.

And India is in Asia. Specifically South Asia. Next to Southeast Asia.

Hmmmmmm. Still a coincidence? I still have more evidence.

(From Wikipedia) - It was also adapted by Toei as anime feature film in 1969, It followed by two sequels. Hayao Miyazaki made manga series as a promotional tie-in for the film. The title character, Pero, named after Perrault, has since then become the mascot of Toei Animation, with his face appearing in the studio's logo.

Hmm, an orange cat, from Japan, based off the story of Puss in Boots? Where have I heard that before?

Kwazii...

Another thing. Why I mention Paani is becouse he is very similar to Kwazii. They both have a 'mysterious' past that we dont know much about. (An excerpt from the Octonauts Wiki) - In general, he shares a lot of qualities with Kwazii. Physically, he has a similar pale, light grayish gamboge palette and a long tail. Personality-wise, he seems just as if not more daring, along with being impulsive and rather acrobatic. He even gets stopped by Captain Barnacles before he does something without thinking and runs off before the other characters can catch up with him in a way that intentionally mirrors Kwazii doing the same thing. They also have a shared love for cooking, eating snacks (such as pudding), and telling stories.

You know who else is an orange adventure loving cat?

Calico Jack, who is the oldest Octo-agent, Kwazii's grandad, and a pirate. Who wears a funny black hat and boots? (Technically one boot and a peg leg) Who wears a belt and (i think) has a sword?

(Excerpt from the Shrek Wiki) - he [Puss in Boots] is a smooth-talking cat with a Spanish accent, usually wearing a cavalier's hat, a belt with a sword, a small black cape, and small Corinthian boots.

[Edit:] Although the Puss in Boots movie solely starring Puss was released in 2011, that specific adaptation of Puss in Boots first appeared in the 2004 Shrek Movie.

You know what else appeared in 2004 and was released in book form in 2006?

THE OCTONAUTS

Which Brings Me to My Final Conclusion:

I think Kwazii is somehow related to the story of Puss in Boots, whether it be himself, Paani, or Calico Jack.

We dont know enought about Kwazii's past to determine his backstory, or what happened to his parents, (as they are never mentioned). However, i think this might be a decent speculation into Kwazii's Mysterious Pirate past.

And one more thing:

Dont think i forgot that kwazii is based off Meomi's one eyed cat. (From the wiki) - 'Kwazii was based off of Meomi's late one-eyed cat, Eco.' Im gonna make that fit this theory somehow.

Again, this is just a theory, probably isn't true but i love to speculate. Lemme know if you want to see more Octonauts theories.

Sorry for the long post lol <3

[lxgatus]

GENERAL.

full name.   Wahisietel nicknames.   Wahi, ‘Ali’

height. 6′10 / 208cm or 6′5 in human form age. 10,000 years give or take zodiac. Mahjarrat don’t keep track of birthdates, but this boy basically screams Virgo tbh languages. Freneskaen, common tongue, Infernal (canon verse), English, Japanese and basic ASL (modern as of right now), Romanian / Transylvanian-variety Romanian (Castlevania verse). 

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.

hair colour.   Mahjarrat are completely hairless. Chestnut brown with patches of grey in human form eye colour. Green.  skin tone. Pale. Tanned as a human body type. Mesomorph accent.  Sounds something similar to a weak British one dominant hand. Ambidextrous but favours his right. posture. Back straight with head tilted down slightly. Tends to shift his weight to the left side and arms are usually behind his back. As a human, he tends to slouch forward slightly and keep his hands in his pockets; tired with age. scars. Broken/torn spines on his back that no longer have movement to them, bite marks around his shoulders, neck and torso. Mahjarrat teeth are designed to mess with the body’s ability to heal so they appear ragged. Long, sweeping claw marks from below his navel to the base of his genitals and multiple faded cuts on the palms of his hands and soles of his feet. His finger/toe ‘beans’ are pretty beat up tbh.  tattoos. Mahjarrat are born with natural tattoo-like body markings. Red lines going down the length of his head and branching off on his back and torso. Lines are found everywhere except genitals and palms/soles.  most noticeable features. To humans, it’s probably his size. Tall and built like a professional strongman with a near-constant ‘resting bitch face’ makes him come off as frightening. To Mahjarrat, it's usually his face. Most Mahjarrat have a sharp and angular face but his features are a bit softer than normal and it raises eyebrows sometimes; especially when his little brother is around -- the younger looking far older, and being much taller than Wahisietel.  

CHILDHOOD.

place of birth.   Freneskae hometown.   Mahjarrat campsite? They didn’t have towns, just tribal camps.  birth weight / height. 20lbs 30 inches. Mahj babies are... huge.  manner of birth.   Natural first words. ‘Mah’ siblings. Sliske (half-brother, share the same mother) parents. Arzekyl  (father, deceased). His mother he refuses to name or even acknowledge tbh (deceased) parental involvement. Fathers generally don’t have much involvement so it’s the mother’s job to raise the child. Father taught him basic survival skills. Mother was a harsh and violent teacher that basically left him on his own until he was old enough to be sacrificed due to being a ‘broken / runt’ child with speech and magic delay. Only after he ‘proved’ that he was worthy of living by killing another chosen for potential sacrifice did his mother start to sort of give a shit. She was still abusive and violent, though. She wasn’t fond of either of her kids.

His father he holds no ill will against because it’s just their culture, but his mother he utterly despised. He physically dragged her to the ritual site himself, smiling as she was sent to the void. 

ADULT LIFE.

occupation. Scholar and historian. Ex-Legatus (general) in the Zarosian Empire  current residence. Nardah (canon verse), Earth (modern verse), Wallachia (Castlevania verse) close friends. Azzanadra. As of right now, no one else relationship status. Single financial status. Living paycheque to paycheque driver’s license. None. Doesn’t know how to drive criminal record.   Not technically. 

SEX & ROMANCE.

sexual orientation.   Grey-asexual / demi romantic orientation. Demiromantic preferred emotional role.   submissive | dominant | switch |  unsure preferred sexual role.  submissive  |  dominant  |  switch |  sex repulsed libido. Below average. He can go hundreds of years without needing release, but if you get him aroused its hard for him to shake. turn on’s.  Considering that Mahjarrat culture is really aggressive, he melts easily to soft touch. Trailing fingertips/nails feather-light down his spine or head ridges. While he doesn’t like his neck touched, breathing on it works pretty well. People trying to be dominant he finds really cute and if you’re lucky he’s willing to have a bit of a power struggle. (If you try and dominate him he’ll be disobedient as hell until you can prove yourself, so that's fun) He’s really into biting and marking but for the most part any sort of delicate contact. turn off’s. Going straight for his neck, especially if dominance/submission hasn’t been established since the neck is a sign of submission to Mahj. Degrading and ordering him around.

love language.  For the most part, he’s not keen on touching people. But if you’re the target of his affection, he’ll actually become really physical. He’ll seek out interaction and get really handsy. While to people outside of the relationship, it may seem like general friendly behaviour, but to people who are familiar with him, even something as simple as fixing a button or brushing the hair from the person’s face is a huge sign of intimacy. His embraces are warm and all-consuming and his touch will soft and gentle; Mahjarrat are strong, but he’ll touch his S/O as though they’re made of priceless material. He’ll open up to them, not bottle up his emotions around them if he feels safe enough.

Also, he’ll do silly things like pull his S/O onto his lap if they’re within arm’s reach, or he’ll just sprawl across theirs like a giant cat. He’ll get in your space like an affectionate pet.

relationship tendencies. Mahjarrat do not fall in love easily. Their culture is all about not trusting others, so feelings of affection are strange and foreign to them.  They choose mates based on genetics, not aesthetics. Fighting over strong mates to bear strong offspring, feelings aren't involved. The stronger the individual, the higher the chance a Mahjarrat will want you. While he does experience attraction, he doesn’t quite understand what it is he’s feeling. It’s like ‘when I’m around you I get a weird feeling in my gut and I don’t like it. But when you’re not here there’s an emptiness and I think I’d rather deal with the uncomfortable weight. I hate it but please don’t leave me.’ If he has a type, he’s unaware of it. Though he does seem to find comfort in people who have similar experiences. 

MISCELLANEOUS.

character’s theme song. Going to War - Pagan Fury. (for some reason I get really strong Wahi vibes from this tbh) hobbies to pass the time. Reading, book-binding, ‘cooking’ (more like burning), people watching mental illnesses/disorders. None that he’s aware of. He does experience some signs of possibly PTSD, but he doesn’t have a formal diagnosis and good luck getting him to sit down and talk about it with someone. Had some developmental delay but that was never looked into either. Freneskae wasn’t exactly a great place for health and development. physical illnesses. None that he’s aware of.  left or right brained. Left fears. Being seen as useless/running out of his use, thunder self confidence level. Surprisingly low. He’s good at faking it, but his fear of being seen as useless overworks and stresses him.  vulnerabilities.  As mentioned above, his fear of being seen as useless is a huge source of his stress. Implying that his use has run out is quick to break him because he feels as though his very life is in danger. His need to prove himself will make him overwork to the point where his own health and energy suffers. A stressed and worried Wahi is a mistake-prone Wahi, which leads to more stress and it’s a constant cycle. It’s one of the few times you’ll ever see him actually break down. 

tagged by: I stole it. Tagging: @fiulnoapte @timidplum and whoever hasn’t done it

[sweetheart-minnie]

Summary: All about Minnie this time!!!!! :DD This is what I did today instead of replies and then I wonder why they build up on me xDD

Trigger Warnings: Death nothing descriptive at all though

ORIGINS & FAMILY:

Name: Minerva Marie Muysken

Nickname: Minnie. Everybody calls her that!!! Half of the time that’s just how Minnie introduces herself she hardly ever uses her actual name. Dodger calls her Mins. 

Reason for name: Her mother was very into soap operas haha and the main lead in her favorite soap opera was named Minerva hence Minnie’s name

Birthday: February, 28th 1994

Age: Twenty-Three

Gender: Female

Place of birth: Swynlake, England

Places lived since: She has lived in London for about three years after the death of her parents because she was sent into the foster care system. She was then given to her Aunt who lives in Swynlake so she returned back.

Parents’ names, backgrounds, occupations: Melanie and Michael Muysken. Both parents are currently deceased. When they were alive though, Michael was a neurosurgeon and Melanie was an elementary teacher. Melanie and Michael met when Michael started off his residency in Spain. During that time he met Melanie when her mother had to come in for surgery in the hospital he was a resident for. It was history from there and then Michael brought Melanie over to Swynlake.

Number of siblings: None

Relationship with family (close? estranged?): Minnie’s parents are dead. :((( When they were alive though she had a very close relationship with them both!!!

Happiest memory: Her happiest memory would be when her mother would believe that she was this awesome opera singer and go about singing in the house. Minnie and her dad would always end up blocking their ears and hilariously laughing at Melanie. 

Childhood trauma: Yeahh Minnie had a couple of these. For starters, Minnie was witnessed to her parents’ death. It was a car accident in where she had been the sole survivor and in being so she had to watch her parents die, even though she had tried her best to keep them alive (but she was only ten then). Then she had to live in the foster care system for a couple of year and for the icing on the cake she was legally given to her Aunt who was an angry alcoholic along with her husband. 

Children of his/her own?: None

If so, relationship with their mother/father?: N/A

Age he/she gave birth/became a father: N/A

PHYSICAL

Height: 5’ 5” 

Weight: 130 lbs

Build: Slim

Nationality: Spanish from her mother’s side who was born in Spain and English from her father’s side who was born in England.

Disabilities (physical or mental, including mental illnesses): None.

Complexion (freckles, acne, skin tone, birth marks): Minnie has this kind of like beautiful tannish type skin and doesn’t really suffer from acne. It isn’t even because she’s on top of her skin, like skin care wise, she really kind of isn’t haha she just got lucky it seems.

Distinguishing facial features: I’m not sure if this technically counts buttttt I’m going to say her hair!!!! Ughhh Minnie has such gorgeous haiiirrr!!!!! Her hair is very long and pretty thick so she has this volume of beautiful brown-black hair!!! So pretttyyy.

Hair color: Brown-Black

Usual hair style: For the most part, Minnie’s hair is always up. More times then not it’s up in the typical messy nurse-bun that for some reason ends up looking cute even though it’s a messy bun haha. Other times it’s a ponytail, but again it’s not this gorgeously intact pony tail, it’s this super swiftly done one that has random strands coming out for which, Minnie tends to tame with headbands. When she does go out though, she leaves it all gorgeously loose.  

Eye color: Dark Brown

Glasses? Contacts?: None

Style of dress/typical outfit(s): Minnie is more of a comfort person when it comes to her style of dressing. Her clothing tends to be more on the simple side. She loves jeans, will happily place some on with a t-shirt and call it a day. She does love summer dresses too. Honestly, anything that makes her feel comfortable that’s what she likes. When she’s working though, she’s in scrubs so she’ll often be caught in that since she tends to work a lot.

Typical style of shoes: Anything that is flat!!! haha. Most of the time she’s in sneakers because of her job, but she loves flip-flops and sandals when she isn’t working and the weather is warm enough. She loves boots too, particularly her Uggs.

Health (is this person usually sick? or very resilient?): Minnie is pretty resilient. I think with working around the sick as much as she does it helped to strengthen her immune system. At the same time because she works nights and that screws the body up pretty badly she’s on top of taking vitamins and eating somewhat healthy so that it could make things easier for her.

Grooming (does she/he wear makeup? shower daily? wear only clean clothes? pluck her eyebrows?): When it comes to cleanliness Minnie is very clean. She like hand sanitizes every where she goes, and when she comes home from work in the morning she has this bin on the side of the door where she takes off her scrubs as she comes in and places it in there. All that is done so that she doesn’t bring in the germs from work and then she has to go take a shower hahaha. She isn’t hugely into make-up like at all and the most she really does is mascara and eye-liner. Sometimes lip stick.

Jewelry? Tattoos? Piercings?: The standard two piercings on her ears. Minnie does have her belly pierced as well. She currently doesn’t have any tattoos, but she wouldn’t be opposed to getting one in the future if she finds one she likes. When it comes to jewelry she just wears a necklace and stud earrings. With her line of work wearing gaudy type jewelry isn’t the best.

Accent?: A British accent. 

Unique mannerisms/physical habits (bites nails, talks with hands, taps feet when restless): When Minnie is nervous she bites the inside of her cheek. Tell her anything super sweet, compliment her, or make her embarrassed she instantly blushes. When she gets worried for some reason she becomes physically abusive hahaha nothing super horrible she just hits the person for making her worried. 

Athletic?: Ummm no not really. I mean she’s constantly on her feet for work and she works, over eight, twelve, even sometimes sixteen hour shifts. She also walks her cat, but other than that, that’s about as athletic as she really gets. 

INTELLECT

Level of education (high school drop out, undergrad BA/BS, PhD, MD, etc.): Minnie has a Bachelor’s degree in Nursing. She got it from good ole Pride University. She knew what she wanted to be as soon as she enrolled. On top of her bachelor’s degree, she has gone through numerous certification programs so that she’s able to basically be floated to any unit available in the hospital.  

Level of self esteem: Uhhh probably half and half between a low self- esteem and a good self-esteem. Minnie at times can get insecure, jump to conclusions, not think she’s as good and as pretty as she actually is. At the same time, she knows she’s a great nurse and actually likes herself, so it really is like half and half.

Gifts/talents: Minnie is an awesome baker!!!!! And a cook too she’s cooks really good. She can sing as well (I hc she has Selena Gomez’s voice hahaha), but not many know that about her as she doesn’t go publicly singing around. 

Shortcomings: Let’s seeee she’s too nice. I know that doesn’t look like a short coming, but Minnie is the kind that will allow herself to get ran over if it means it benefits someone else. She would easily place herself last to help anyone and everybody. It’s hard for her to say no, because she always wants to be there for people, so often times people would abuse that sweetness. 

Style of speech (loud, mumbler, articulate, etc.): Soft and light. She’s not exactly like very articulate with her speech, unless explaining a procedure at work, or a course of treatment. 

“Left brain” or “right brain” thinker?: I feel like Minnie is a good mix of both. She’s not a crazy left brain person but she’s not a crazy right brain person either.

Artistic?: Nope. Haha   

Mathematical?: Yes! She kind of has to be good with her math skills since she’s constantly converting and calculating to get the correct dose in medications.

Languages? Just Spanish because her mom taught her how to speak it when she was young.

Makes decisions based mostly on emotions, or on logic?: Emotions. Definitely emotions. She can get insecure and overthink things and then she ends up acting on that. At work though, she leans more on logic depending on the facts presented to her about her patient.

Neuroses: None

Life philosophy: Have courage and be kind. (Wow her’s is so purreee)

Religious stance: She doesn’t have a particular stand

Cautious or daring?: Sorta both to be honest. She can be cautious about certain things and if anything she’s probably more cautious than she is daring, but she does have her daring moments. Those tend to pop up most whenever she’s around Dodger haha. 

Optimist or pessimist?: Optimist!!!!! Oh my gosh too freaking optimistic

Extrovert or introvert?: Extrovert

Level of comfort with technology: Very comfortable!!! 

RELATIONSHIPS

Current marital/relationship status: Taken

Sexual orientation: Heterosexual

Past relationships: Ughhh Minnie has a shitty relationship history. Most of it consist of her being cheated on because once her boyfriends at the time realized how sweet she is they thought it easy to go right ahead and cheat. Her first serious boyfriend who she had fallen for, he had made a bet with his friends that he can take Minnie’s virginity. He did fucking ass-hole she gave it to him because she knew nothing about the bet. Eventually she found out and of course she ended up with a heart break. So yeah, Minnie has a horrible track record.  

A social person? (popular, loner, some close friends, makes friends and then quickly drops them): Minnie is such a social butterfly!!!!! She loves talking to people, would say hi to anyone, smile and laugh. Making friends is probably one of her favorite things to do. She just loves being around people.

Most comfortable around (person): She’s very comfortable around her co-workers, has a great friendship with Dr. Sweets. Minnie though is the most comfortable around Dodger.

Oldest friend: Ummm probably anyone who has lived in Swynlake like their whole life like she basically has haha

SECRETS

Life goals: She kind of completed one. She became a nurse just like she has always wanted to be. She got out from under her Aunt and her husband’s roof which was something else she desperately wanted. She wouldn’t mind settling down in the future, find someone she’d love to spend all her time with. She’s a bit of a romantic like that. 

Dreams: Minnie kind of got her dream. She has always wanted to be a nurse and that’s exactly what she is. She pretty much wanted to help people, much like her dad did. 

Greatest fears: Constantly getting hurt because she has such a shitty relationship past. Her parents are already dead so there went that fear.

Most ashamed of: Hahahaha okay sooo one time, which was her first and last time, Minnie got like plastered drunk. She had gone out with some friends after a bad break up and they were all drinking. Well she got plastered drunk, and Minnie gets pretty flirty when she’s drunk. The next morning she finds herself in some random stranger’s house and realized she had a one night stand. Minnie has never gotten plastered drunk after that hahaha. 

Compulsions: Minnie practically has to hand sanitize where ever she goes. If she enters a place she quick hand sanitizes her hands, before she eats she washes them, any where new she takes out a hand sanitizer and sanitizes her hands. 

Obsessions: Pastries!!!!!!!!! Minnie will love you forever and a day if you give her a pastry!!!!! Any kind!!!!! You’ll have her jumping up and down with excitement.

Secret hobbies: Cooking and baking because Minnie loves doing both. She sings too so that can be another hobby for her.

Secret skills: Sooo Minnie is actually really good at picking locks looool. It was something she got taught back when she was in the foster care system. 

Crimes committed (and was he/she caught? charged?): None, Minnie is a complete sweetie :D

What he/she most wants to change about his/her current life: If Minnie could change anything it would be that her parents never died. She would love to have them alive with her, but she knows that that can’t be the case.

What he/she most wants to change about his/her physical appearance: I don’t think there is anything Minnie would really want to change about herself. I mean she shouldn’t she’s gorgeousss.  

DETAILS/QUIRKS

Night owl or early bird?: Night Owl

Light or heavy sleeper?: Light

Favorite food: Junk food hahahaha. I find this hilarious because Minnie is a nurse and she knows that all that kind of food is bad for you!!! But, she can’t help herself!!!! She has such a horrible sweet tooth she loves all sorts of sweets!!!!

Least favorite food: Spicy food!!! Yeah, Minnie is HORRIBLE with them!!! She can’t even eat a buffalo pizza, her tongue can’t take the heat.

Favorite book: The Secret by Julie Garwood

Least favorite book: Anything that has to do with economics or buisness things she doesn’t like!!!! All of that bores her to death

Favorite movie: The Princess Bride

Least favorite movie: Drama movies. Too much drama bothers Minnie she just stares at the movie and/or show and is like .....really???

Favorite song: As It Seems by Lily Kershaw. 

Least favorite song: She’s pretty much like Georgette with this one she doesn’t like very heavy Heavy Metal. She just hasn’t been able to get a taste for it.

Coffee or tea?: Coffee. It should be tea considering she lives in England haha but she can’t live without coffee it really helps her with her job

Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?: Smooth

Lefty or righty?: Righty

Favorite color: Ughh, Minnie loves her pink too hahaha, but she also loveeesss red!!!!

Cusser?: Nope. Minnie doesn’t curse at all, not even when she’s really angry.

Smoker? Drinker? Drug user?: Casual drinker and when she does drinks she has taken to making sure that someone is always with her to act as a sort of chaperone so that she never gets herself into a one-night stand again hahaha  

Biggest regret: I would’ve thought that it would be the same as her biggest shame but nope. Minnie’s biggest regret is wanting to have a tenth birthday party, because it was in wanting that party that her parents had to get birthday supplies for and that’s what they were doing when they all got into the car accident that took their lives.

Pets?: Meeeeppp Minnie has a cat!!! It’s a tuxedo cat named Figaro whom she is absolutely IN LOVE WITH!!!! He’s her prince charming mhmmm. She calls him that all the time!!!!!