#pls I need assistance

[frnkiebby]

fucking precious~🎃

[kyluxtrashpit]

Friends, I require assistance in trying to find a fic!

So. What I remember is this being a drabble, possibly for KHK or kinktober or niche kink November or just ask prompts - something like that. I believe it was posted on ao3 as part of a bunch of them (10 chapters I want to say?), but may have been posted on tumblr as well beforehand. I think it was done by a fairly known and prolific writer but I can’t say for sure. It’s definitely old but idk exactly how old

The plot was Kylo sucking Hux off while Hux threatened to put him on a diet of only cum. I recall a line about giving Kylo his cock twice a day and “Stars, it wouldn’t be enough”. That’s about all I can recall but PLEASE someone help me find this gem because I have been searching and I cannot 😔

[foxprints]

| The Care and Keeping of a SecUnit |

Complimentary companion to this piece

[romanaxe]

Literally just cause I thought their designs would look good together, but also Glitz & Glam would 100% try (and fail) to fluster Vox's assistant (aka my new blorbo)

[asterism-os]

Thank you to everyone who rb'ed this post, it means a lot to me! I'm in an alright financial position right now, but i still have my old monthly expenses plus the addition of needing to buy my own rent, groceries and gas. I am also still unable to find a job despite me searching in most of my free time, so I have nothing to put back into my accounts. I'm on Ko-fi (commissions and donations, plus I'm working on some shop items) and Redbubble (stickers + magnets, im working on posting some new designs)!!!

If you wanna know an estimate of how much ill need i put a cost breakdown under the cut! if you don't, the tl;dr of it is i probably have like $800 worth of expenses coming up

As of right now I'm spending about $700 a month: My rent is about $600, give or take depending on the electric bill I have therapy at a minimum of twice a month, for $30 a session I spend around $40 on groceries (I really only have to worry about perishable items since I live fairly close to 2 food pantries) In the next few weeks, with any luck my car will be fixed and safe to drive. My family is covering any repair costs, which I am VERY grateful for! But I WILL still need gas, I'm estimating $40 a month on that but it could be less depending on if I end up picking up a job, if I end up with appointments or not, things like that. I would also love to be able to buy all of my groceries instead of relying on food pantries, as I have various issues with food that make relying on these types of resources complicated: that would probably be an additional $100 a month minimum. I currently have about $600 in my checking and savings accounts combined. I also have a different account dedicated specifically to college-related expenses, which has a decent amount, but I'm trying to avoid having to take out student loans for as long as possible.

[tpato]

TUMBLR. I need your help. I’m calling all the wattpaders. A while/year-ish ago, I was (don’t make fun of me😭) on Wattpad looking for a Newt (TMR) fanfic, as one does, and I stumbled across one with a plot SO absolutely FANTASTIC. And then I got logged out of my old account and I can’t find it. I just remembered it, and PLEASE. MY FELLAS. HELP ME FIND IT.

Basically, it follows this girl who lives in the maze. I think she has like a memory of her parents and like they put her there or smth (maybe work for WICKED?) I don’t remember. But she lives in like this cardboard box thingy in the maze before any of the boys come up into the glade. She hops the walls and I think she like eats grievers or something IDK OK.

THE MOST KEY DETAIL, THAT I MISS THE MOST AND NEED TO RE-READ. She has a super freaking cute little friend. He’s not a griever, and I don’t think he’s a beetle blade. But he’s a little friend (that I’m assuming the creators made) that protects her and she names him something adorable. AND I MISS HIM.

Then the boys start running the maze as per cannon and eventually they (mostly Newt) start to spot her jumping from the maze walls. So they think she’s like a ghost or something. Eventually she misses one of her jumps, falls down, and gets injured, so one of the boys (Probably Newt?) brings her to the glade, the medjacks take a peek and I think she herself wants to become a medjack after she chills at the glade for a while. Idrk. But she also stays in the maze sometimes I think.

THATS ALL I REMEMBER. I DONT REMEMBER THE AUTHOR, OR THE FULL 100% CORRECT TITLE, OR THE DATE OF PUBLISH. I was pretty darn sure it was like “The Maze Ghost” or “The Girl in the Maze” or something I swear. IDK. I NEED HELP.

PLEASE TUMBLR. DO YOUR THING. HELP ME.

UPDATE: A lovely person found it for me, within like 15 hours. IM SO THANKFUL. NOW I CAN READ ABOUT THE CUTE LITTLE PET GRIEVER. KEVIN HERE I COMEEEEE.

For anyone interested, the story is “His Glue {Newt x Reader}” by bagsybaggins.

I have no memory if it’s well written or not, but if you’d like to meet Kevin, I highly suggest. THANK YOU SO MUCH @goldfishinpainttubes YOU ARE SUCH A G.

[thecounterfeit-redhead]

Assistant to the Villain got me out of my post finals reading slump and I’ve never been happier to find true joy in reading but I don’t know what to do with myself cause I WANT THE SECOND BOOK IN MY HANDS RIGHT NOW

[rookthorne]

it's coming up to my personal favourite event of the year, Hot Bucky Summer, as run by the mods over at @buckybarnesevents!

in order to gear up for the chaos that will ensue (no doubt) from this event within my collections, I have compiled my personal top 10 Bucky collections into a poll. and here is where I will ask for your help — I would like to gather as much information as possible to determine where most of my focus will go.

to be clear, it is very likely that all of my collections will be given love and attention through this event (now that I have confidence to write smut) once I know the prompts, but I am asking who I should prioritise from my favourites. I will also disclose that there are AUs yet to be announced that will be very prominent... 🤭

to refresh memories, I have put below the cut the afforementioned collections! otherwise, the link is hyperlinked above, or easily accessed by the first link in my bio (my navigation).

thank you in advance for your help, my chaos kittens. 💗

— 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬

The 107th motorcycle club has been the protector of their collective hometown for many, many years - shouldering all the bloodshed and loss that came with it. Little did you know, you’d become the President’s own twisted version of an angel on his shoulder; the tips of your angelic wings tinged red by your own demons.

— 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐨𝐯

A pack of wolves looked out for one another, strengthened each other and battled to keep one another safe – it was the natural order of things, the way things worked. Being between the two most dangerous and possessive of them all meant you sat on your throne with pride; just how they wanted it.

— 𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐃𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲

Like a moth to a flame, you were drawn to them and their irresistible charm – their job, as firemen, was to put out fires and infernos, but you could only hope they’d let the fire they started in the depth of your soul, consume you whole.

— 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐈𝐧𝐤 

The world of body art and botany had always been beautiful to you; each pencil stroke and each flower petal amounted to a masterpiece of creation. It wasn’t until the day that a chance meeting left you reeling amongst the artful blooms of your store, you wondered if that was what heaven truly felt like.

— 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞

The depths of Hell had lost an asset, all thanks to you - no God could save you from his sights, or his clutches. Being consumed by fire was one way to go, you supposed, if it came in the form of one smug, hellish bastard.

— 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐲 ��𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬, 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬

Life in your small town could not have gotten any better, you had sworn. That was until you started to call a handsome, brooding lumberjack your best friend, and you developed butterflies at any mention of his name, or thought of him. Sure, it was going to be fine, you could do this. What could go wrong?

— 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬

Cars were all the same to you – classics, imports, you name it, they were all the same.

Well, they were, until you were nonetheless forced to visit your local mechanic and saw the man that would pique your interest in not only every single make and model of classic car, but his charming smile; the air of righteous arrogance that flowed from his tattoos, and that damned cheeky glint in his bright eyes.

— 𝐀 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨

Fate had a funny way of working. There you were, in the hospital again, and there was your favourite nurse; tall, broad, devilishly handsome, and not to mention soft, kind, and caring. Your stay, and consequently your life, just got infinitely more interesting.

— 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐭

A powerful alpha had locked his sights onto you; a wolf to its prey. On the contrary, you were the fox that showed its belly to a predator – a mutual respect, the only thing keeping the wolf’s fangs from piercing the delicate flesh. You knew playing with his food was something he loved to do, and you would happily be the plaything for your mate. 

— 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲

Softness was a trait you unwittingly carried - the wings of a dove taking you higher and higher, elevating you in the eyes of the devil. And that devil did not want to wait any longer. It was time to collect.

[inkameswetrust]

how i looked at the new guy at my job last month while he kept asking for my opinion on what fragrance he should buy from a kiosk 50 ft away instead of helping me with sales and the only other person there was busy performing an eye exam so i couldn't leave to go on break and i had to do everything myself

[spookybeandoodle]

Kind of want to start listening to CastleAudios since I see people talk about them…

If I did, is there a character that’s broken,sad, yearning for the listener but is hesitant? That’s specific but I know what I want-

Or recommend me any playlist to start off with! XD

[wigglebox]

destiel drawing requests

hi there! i've been elbow deep in IRL work stuff and i miss drawing dean and cas however i kinda have some art block in terms of ideas for them and so i'm looking to see if y'all have any destiel prompts i can doodle!

leave me a reply here or in my inbox!

[frnkiebby]

what do you think of this commercial?

(not a commercial)

HIS FUCKING PUPPY DOG EYES PLS~🎃

[rennymayflower]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS AND WHY THE FUCK CANT I GET RID OF IT

[sparky-is-spiders]

Jonsasha is always delicious to me but there’s something special about a roleswap au that calls to me, y’know?

Like. Just their season four dynamic?? I stand firm in my belief that if the Eye didn’t take Jon then he’d be ripe for the Lonely. But even then I don’t think he would forget the appeal of Beholding. Would he understand her need to feed? Would she have told him about her hunger back before the Unknowing, when it looked like they would both sink into the Eye together?

Maybe I’ll come back to this later because right now I’m too tired to be coherent but I was just. gripped. by the idea of Jon getting the statement about Sasha feeding on others and covering it up. Because she’s good, and she needs this, and he loves her. Does he somehow send the statement to her? Hide it? Destroy it? I don’t even know but I’m just so caught up in the idea of it. Solidarity between the only two people in the Archives who truly feel the call of Beholding. A devotion that Sasha may never know about. An understanding Jon feels too strongly. I don’t know if amy of this even makes sense I’m just gone on the pining…

[yappacadaver]

personally i would kill for rayumi cuddles. i think you've done it before but i need MOAR

thank youuuuuuuuu for giving me an excuse to draw more rayumi cuddles T_T these criminals are in looooooooooooooove

[detective-piplup]

hey do any ao3 writers who use rich text instead of html and also write in notes/Google docs also have the issue where there will be an extra return space between your paragraphs? it’s really annoying and I dislike writing in ao3 itself but I need some of the features of the rich text for my fics

is there like a fix or do I have to start writing inside ao3