#please this is so unfunny

[catastrxblues]

no offense to me but someone should really revoke my sideblog creating privileges

[horse-head-farms]

they think they’re so funny

[laserbread]

Energon universe spoilers ahead!!!

Me: I should go to bed

Also me: What if I drew something intensely difficult for a meme

[yourannoyinglittlesistersteph]

guys… hear me out..

new SECURITYWAITER AU… STAY WITH ME NOW THIS IS GONNA BE A LITTLE OFF THE RAILS.. (might write if you guys want me to, idk i dont really write much so dont expect good quality story from me 😞) (also I yap and explain things badly, bear with me)

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Ness is an overly enthusiastic PopStar/Singer/Musical Artist (i dont fucking know he sings and he’s all that with forty pounds of ass when he looks back if you want too HE SINGS BITCH) and mike is someone who is annoyed by him for how much joy he has because of how popular he is, his music gets blasted everywhere and Max and Abby LOVE him and I mean like LOVE LOVE him like fangirling but not really like THAT kind of fangirling, but kind of like “ohh my gawwd we lovee nessss” and sing his songs and Mike is like so annoyed with it (bonus points if all he hears is ness’ most popular song, whatever that could be, get creative)

So Then, Max somehow affords tickets (idk how she got them, put something random like babysitting or like drug dealing or something idek) for 3 and ends up dragging Abby and Mike along (Mike is furious because he has to miss his precious peaceful work at freddys for some loud concert, concerts aren’t his thing, yes he works at freddys) and Ness comes on, Mike is annoyed and rolls his eyes and then NESS SEES HIM AND IS LIKE “I need me that man” and its like love at first sight and Mike suddenly notices how pretty he is up close/in person but keeps his mad face, they touch fingers like a crowd high five

throughout the AU its basically like an enemies to lovers thing(??) (the trope where one of them hate the other but the other loves them and slowly the hater warms up and they fall in-love)

and then Ness makes a special event/promotion to pick a random lucky fan to go on a tour with him (ohh la la) and you have to buy these like little tickets you can get by like buying them and stuff or something like that, mike buys one to get abby to shut up, he gets chosen and is shocked; abby is shocked everyone is shocked,

Mike refuses, everyone is shocked and Ness is sad bc the attractive man of his dreams refuses to go on tour with him and basically begs him to go, promising to pay for his stuff for the whole tour he’s there (correction: he paid for all his bills and stuff) and so with no other choice he ends up going with his little pathetic wet sopping cat self next to him and yeah shit happens on their and they fall inlove in the end im too lazy and this is too long ill probably write it because i want to be more active on here

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TLDR; Ness is Popstar, Mike hates him but during a concert Ness falls in-love and Mike sees how pretty he is and Mike is picked for a promotion Ness is doing, ends up going and they fall in-love somewhat enemies to lovers style

20 notes(?) and ill actually write it on here

EDIT: I FOUND THE PICTURE I TOOK INSPIRATION FROM (imagine ness and Abby or Mike)

[quicktimeeventfull]

the funniest thing that’s ever happened to my psychology-wise is i signed up through one of the seventy two billion therapy services the canadian government was pushing during early COVID and the person on the other end informed me i was receiving divine visions from a god.

[tiddiesoutwhenthetisout]

can you tell i'm really enjoying writing this fic

it's for the next update (unreleaded). i'm writing this week's chapter, yes, bc i couldn't resist, was bored, needed an excuse not to sleep, after i said i'd let it sit for 1 more week considering i wrote enough for 3 last time lol. i've written 4 chapters so far. here's a link to the first one : )

[thelambthatkilledthewolf]

Well I guess I'm doing this now

I've officially made a real post so I guess that means I'm finally gonna do a real blog instead of just liking things like a coward

So hi! You can call me Mori :} (you can also call me Death but ik that makes me sound like a cringe edgelord so yk)

I'm a lil autistic fag and I don't shut up ever

My current hyperfixations are the magnus archives/protocol and the Mechanisms but I also still have many thoughts about Supernatural, Sherlock, Good Omens, Hannibal, and House MD

My special interest is Will Wood

I have a lot of headcanons so I'm probably gonna post a lot of headcanon compilations and stuff

And also I'll occasionally post art

My pronouns are it/its fae/faer zey/zer she/her and they/them but also I'm maybe trying out he/him? Idk my gender is just an arcade carpet

I'll tag my own posts with "shut up mori" and any asks I get with "mori gets attention". If you're looking through my blog, please consider scrolling through those tags, it makes me really happy when people see my headcanons! My tag for my partner's art is "rooks art"

Ok I'm done now, enjoy the stupid blog :}

[frozen-fruit-project]

The Rapture: *Happens* Andy Hurley: Is this a scientific event?

[soup-mother]

little changes to the world/geography/maps etc that i think might make it a better place:

> give mongolia sovereignty of taiwan, solving nothing

> split Germany again but both sides are communist this time

> hand spain over to Moroccan military occupation

> waiter waiter, more seperatist movements in the Caucasus please!

> complete "throw them in the sea" style decolonisation of Quebec (they have it coming, trial run for everyone else)

> place giant letters spelling "it's not called manchuria" visible from space so people who only learned history from HoI4 shut up

> change the national colours of Australia because gold and green sucks ass and if we change the flag i am not having it be gold and fucking green

> replace the red and black on the antifa symbol with the flags of Hong Kong and Macau/aomen for some reason to send an unclear political message

ok that's everything!

[haylijahtilldeath]

[watchingwhathappens]

where does the jared bath bomb meme come from. IT'S NOT EVEN A FUNNY FANDOM JOKE I'M JUST CONFUSED

[imyourcomputergame]

Pinterest was fun for like 2 days but now all I do on that app is "hide pin -> not relevant to me"

[bugisbonkerz]

absolutely disgusting that when i was flipping through news channels, i was seeing Fox News was actively making jokes about palestine, and making fun of the protesters and their stories and protest signs. i’m used to seeing people disagreeing with palestine, but they were straight up making a mockery and a joke about the whole thing going on like it’s not even happening. this is ridiculous and we should not stand for it. fuck Fox News.

[hexiewrites]

i am literally fucking begging people to do the bare fucking minimum and TAG YOUR POSTS that could be potentially upsetting to people

yes, that includes post about what is happening in the middle east

i don't want to hear your weak fucking excuses - NEWS FLASH, there are people on tumblr who live in parts of the world where this is their daily experience, and maybe they are here (like the fucking rest of us) following FANDOM BLOGS to get a literal FUCKING BREAK from the actual and legitimate fucking HORRORS of the world

so tag. your. SHIT. PLEASE.

[flygonscales]

Animorphs has truly changed me as a person.

For example, on watching despicable me 4 today, I thought that the fight against the cockroach based villain would be made better and cooler by having at least one leg come off, in a gooey kinda way.

I have been desensitised to insect violence it seems.

[vanitas-nightray]

Allen and Asan were so in love they went out of their heads!