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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#MDZS AU#mdzs modern au#My posting of this comic is equivalent to the classic 'running through airport' scene. Wait! Please! I promised a new comic today!#It's still Christmas somewhere...I can't wait a whole year of sitting on this joke.#This comic is for everyone who does *not* celebrate Christmas. I wish you a wonderful week just the same!#The twist here isn't getting LWJ to get into the Holiday Spirit.#It's getting WWX to shut the hell up.#We still got the meet ugly and the 'city mouse and country mouse' tropes at play though.#Pour one out for LWJ 'If another tourist asks me to play Christmas music on my guqin I am going to start biting'#Pour one directly over the head of 'I need this guy to start biting because it would be hilarious' WWX.#I just think this concept has a lot of good antic potential. Feel free to toss ideas in the comments. I might draw more if I get inspired!
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look we all want buck in tommys hoodie....
but i raise you a tommy who accidentally grabbed bucks hoodie and walks into harbour only to have lucy laugh so hard she falls out of her chair
#i know we're unlikely ever to see it but tommy and lucy bonding over just how WEIRD the 118 is gives me goddamn life#i just think she would be SUCH annoying little sister energy to him and it would be hilarious#like how we get the occasional dispatch storyline??? but a harbor storyline???#i would DIE#anyways please take this under consideration tim i am in your walls#otp: better ways to get your attention#bucktommy#firepilot#kinkley#tommy kinard#evan buckley#lucy donato#911 abc#911 on abc#em speaks
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actually even funnier than that is if brad shadows the 118 for a whole week and then he goes back to the hotshots set and he's like "guys. i have notes. i think we should make teddy and chuck kiss"
#PLEASEEEEEEE#please tim you absolute fucker i know youre lurking around here. i know youre reading this. make it happen PLEEK#also because i think it would be hilarious if chris was an avid watcher of the show and out of nowhere he sees the two besties who#have always reminded him of buck and eddie kissing each other on the lips. there i said it#alice talks#911 abc#911 spoilers#buddie
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hi ive been going through it a little bit
#school is actively kicking my ass and ive never been so busy but they are single handedly keeping me sane help#if you told me like three months ago that id be ahving yet another superhero phase i would have curled into a ball and died#its very comfy here in hell though thats for sure#i adore them sm jesus fucking christ#spiderman has been a fav of mine since i was a kid and watching the ultimate spiderman show on tv#and deadpool has been coming up in the ranks as of recently lol#again#hilarious that i watched dp/wv and came out hardcore shipping spideypool lmfao#i dont know how that happened but idc this is awesome#i wanna do mire finished pieces but i have basically no time so yayayyyyyy doodle dump#hope you all are well!#spiderman#spider man#peter parker#I SHOULD POINT OUT NOT HIS MCU VERSION PLEASE NO#deadpool#wade wilson#spideypool#spiderpool#marvel#ok bye
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“Why are you bullying Hal Jordan so much in this fic?” Because it’s funny. Because it’s funny and he’s not a real person.
#I have deleted like three asks calling me a bully#it’s a fic#it’s made up#I promise I would not say/do any of this to a real person#in the meantime please enjoy my author note#which is hilarious after a re read#I was iffy about including it but now no regrets#bruce wayne#batman#dc#myfic#theresurrectionist#Hal jordan#I just love when Bruce takes care of Clark you know 💜#superbat#clark kent#superman
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You know when you’re falling asleep and a random image or meme blips into your vision? Yeah
-Please do not reupload/edit/use without proper credit and linking back. Ask first.-
#teldryn sero#I would put this on rb but I don’t know if they would allow something this raunchy textwise#even if they do allow some more adult stuff#tes#tesblr#skyrim#the elder scrolls#artsyfartsyness#NICE COCK (genitalia neutral)#this reads funnier if his use of serjo is entirely sarcastic for the player character#or purely like casually calling someone boss#some real thomastheplankengine shit#please check the subreddit it’s hilarious aside from the people using ai for visuals
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i just wanted to draw the ave mujica outfits .
#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#nenekasa#<- i like them.#sorry i like mygo + avemuji but cant make fanart of anything im not Fucking Crazy about normally#had to touch it up digitally because i tried coloring a Pen Drawing in with Watercolor. in earnest.#Everything think the announcements gonna be a new unit. I think that would be hilarious and the worst possible timing#Given where everyone else's arcs are but the miku design looked cute so if its jsut a new game that would cheese me#My tag blabbering... what else ... im artfight slacking. my wrist hurts. course selection is next week. SCREAMS#please pray to God i do not have any 8am classes. PLEASE. my college commute takes over an hour. If i have to wake up at 6am i will k#Oh my God i have to go to the dentist tomorrow too please fucking helpme THEYRE GONAN FIDN AMILLION CAVITIES AND KILL ME. AAAAAHG.#Every time theres another proseka broadcast announced i get scared cause i have so many song covers i want in the game but.#I want to draw them first. So that if they Do get added to the game i cna go HEH... >:)....#Thats whyi did skeleton orchestra emnn and scissorhands rks. I want scissorhands in the game reallybad i love that song#3DMV EVEN PLEEEASE but also nothing can too miumes choreography from like a decade ago i wanna do a cosplay performanc eof it someday...#i ❤️ waacking.#actually the one i Really want to draw is ALSO nenekasa. record red save me. ILL DRAW IT OK
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So I watched all the episodes up to episode 7 and had the draw this cuz the idea jst couldn't leave my mind.
Ladies, Ben is grieving and yall is kissing? 😭 /j
#no spoilers past 7 on this post please n thank you 🫶🫶#jwcc#jwct#jwcc sammy#sammy gutierrez#jwct sammy#jwcc ben#jwct ben#ben pincus#yasmina fadoula#jwcc yasmina#jwct yaz#sammy x yasmina#yasammy#yasmina x sammy#sammina#jwct spoilers#jurassic world: camp cretaceous#jurassic world camp cretaceous#jurassic world#jurassic world chaos theory#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#no cuz like it would be hilarious if ben was devestated WHILE yasammy was kissing 😭#also im so happy they showed yasmina's PTSD more on screen! i know they wouldnt just forget it but its still so nice to see shows do that!#and its a big part of that one episode so idk i liked thay episode#plus yasammy arc! 😍😍 hope theres more cz they are so freaking adorable and RAHHH#lolo i dont know if you watched chaos theory yet so im sorry for the spoilers if i did spoil you aaaa 😭
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Hi I have caught up to you on having feelings about Zhuzhi-Lang. He's a good boy! 🥺 Good snake boy! 🥺 I had the thought, after Zhuzhi let SQQ leave after SQQ yelled at him... what if they Stole Him. What if.
(Also have you read/been recommended anything by corduroyserpent yet? Big writer of Zhuzhi-Lang fics, including a very cute de-aged Zhuzhi-Lang and some zhushen)
Justifications of bride-stealing!
(AND HE'S THE BEST BOY 😭 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, SO MUCH!! have some further au thoughts because this has contaminated my brain...)
What I think would actually happen if they stole SQQ? Absolutely nothing good for anyone, LBH would Lose His Fucking Mind xD as a more interesting answer though, I like the idea that Shen "Pedantic Nitpicky Asshole" Qingqiu's primary point of argument is that he is not a bride so he cannot be "bridenapped" regardless of demonic tradition or intention!
This eventually leads to them all completely avoiding the Maigu Ridge incident because TLJ realizes that, somehow, SQQ doesn't realize the depths of his son's feelings for him and decides to put all his efforts into being a wingman for his nephew instead because he finds the entire thing absolutely hilarious and rather satisfying after his own sad romance. Obviously someone like SQQ would do much better with his good, loyal nephew than the disappointing offspring of that disastrous relationship!
As for ZZL he just has to assume that LBH must not be treating SQQ anywhere near the way he should be (and like... he isn't wrong at this point, there is a non-zero amount of torture and terror going on here) if SQQ doesn't see himself as being tied to LBH in any way. And if he's not attached to LBH then there's absolutely no reason he shouldn't make his own efforts to seduce SQQ! After all, if LBH isn't valuing SQQ properly then obviously ZZL has to step up because someone as kind as SQQ deserves the best!!!
#svsss#zhushen#zhuzhi lang#tianlang jun#shen qingqiu#sqq#zzl#tlj#my art#if this is incoherent please pardon me orz the timeline is all jumbled up in my head i read this series way too fast#but this is the rabbit hole your ask sent me down#listen i love zhuzhi-lang SO much#he is SO good and also so stupid bless his scaly heart#and tianlang-jun does NOT help matters#i want to see their combined efforts to woo sqq away from lbh i think it'd be hilarious#...however considering this would take place before getting ride of xin mo i can't imagine things. uh. go well if dragged out too long#lbh is not in like a super duber place mentally at this point in the story#on the other hand can you imagine shang qinghua witnessing this and doing his ABSOLUTE best to nope out of that nightmare#LBH'S FATHER AND COUSIN ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE PERSON LBH'S DECIDED TO ROMANCE?? WHEN HAS THAT EVER WORKED OUT WELL IN PIDW????#KEEP SQH OUT OF IT!!!! (he's not going to be allowed to stay out of it)#sqq's mental gymnastics over this romantic offensive would be very impressive#well you've given me a nice thing to think about while falling asleep tonight#EDIT: oh and as far as corduroyserpent i know i've at least read their ''i shine only with the light you gave me''#that one was absolutely WONDERFUL i was very emotional about it - i don't know whether or not i've stumbled across any of their others tho#i'll have to dive into their ao3 profile and search it more intentionally though if they come with praise like this 👀
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Listen there's a half chance the hands and stuff do not work this way, but simply?? pretend they do ig ??? Had to get some Vlad out of my system, so behold my fav ghostie on the planet! Wine drinker, petty plotter, my love, haha!
#art style be evolving without my consent ig. what can you do#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#procreate art#fanart#digital art#vlad plasmius#dp fanart#dp vlad#dp vlad plasmius#i havent done dp fanart in a HOT min yeah#slowly waking up the DP brainrot beast up cause i need to be obsessed with something rn#chipped away at this ages ago i need a full composition piece or ill explodee#danny phantom fanart#i hope thats the show tag? not the character tag?#need to draw vlad & danny dynamics because they're hilarious. what if your uncle actively plotting your dad's death. what if you bit him?#do NOT look at the anatomy or anything too closely. i do NOT want critique please bruh im trying to draw again#look me in my eyes he always had a fluffy pony tail. he always had one. trust me i was there. also his beard whatever connects cause yeah..#i dunno why i just think hes SO neat#pathetic man. petty man. would kill a guy. actively trying to. became a billionaire but cant kill one guy that ADORES him. incredible.#artists on tumblr#digital artist#digital fanart#yapping in tags hours yeah
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The Statue Saga. Edited all on my phone so excuse the choppy footage.
Joel: I'm going to make these so ugly that no one is going to like them, then blame it all on Etho. That'll get him!
Bdubs, Skizz & Mumbo: This is spectacular, amazing, breathtaking. I love it. I'm never taking this statue down.
I cut most of the actual building of the statues out since I wanted to move so focus on the reactions but if you want to see the actual building process I've written the timestamp below. Also there are more scenes that I probably missed or chose not to include so here are some more timestamps. I highly recommend you to check the videos/streams out for yourself.
Smallishbeans - Hermitcraft 10: Episode 14 [13:12]
Bdouble0100 - Hermitcraft 10: Bdubs Forest [5:47], [11:17]
MumboJumbo - Hermitcraft 10: Episode 12 [6:42]
Skizzleman - Hermitcraft 10: Episode 9 [3:35], [48:30] & episode 9 prep stream [1:43:44]
Grian - Hermitcraft 10: Episode 14 [2:44], [7:36], [20:11]
#I like to call this Joel's revenge#Task failed successfully I guess#Subtitles took way too long but I hope people like them (please)#smallishbeans#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#mumbo jumbo#grian#skizzleman#boat boys#smalletho#Gem wanting a statue for herself was hilarious though#Etho with the soul (haha get it?) read on Joel because let's be real who else would it be#posts-it notes
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TRAVIS FIMMEL as Desmond Hart DUNE: PROPHECY | E05 - In Blood, Truth
You were born to wear that uniform. I was born to serve, Your Grace.
#travis fimmel#desmond hart#dune prophecy#dune prophecy spoilers#dune: prophecy#dune#duneedit#duneprophecyedit#tvedit#scifiedit#adaptionsdaily#frank herbert#hboedit#hbo#hbo max#cinematv#tvandfilm#at this point I'm obsessed with this character and travis's portrayal of him#BY FAR the best character on the show#he's so expressive sometimes - the faces he pulls are hilarious xD#why couldn't he be the emperor! - like imagine it! with his charisma and antics it would be so much more interesting!#i seriously need denis to be made aware of how great travis is in this! please i need him in the dune movies i don't care how!#and also this costume on him just makes him that more handsome wow
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Can Sokka’s science tell him which of Katara’s 7 spools of blue thread 🧵 is the right one to darn that hole in his shirt with?
It could if she didn't keep changing her answer
Katara: I AM NOT CHANGING MY ANSWER
Sokka: YES YOU ARE THESE ARE IDENTICAL
Katara: NO THEY'RE NOT
Sokka: I DEMAND A DOUBLE-BLIND STUDY
Katara: I DEMAND YOU GET YOUR OWN SEWING KIT
#I was initially thinking Sokka just doesn't realize there's different widths for different tasks#but you know what would be a hilarious AU?#color blind Sokka#Earth soldiers? Fire soldiers?#he'll figure it out on the fly#get it?#because they're on Appa#flying#WE GET IT SOKKA PLEASE DODGE THE FIREBALLS#avatar the last airbender#atla#bonus points if combined with face blind Zuko#Sokka: *squinting hard at other teenager's clothes at a Fire Festival* he looks a lot like the Shouty McHonor Lost but he's way too chill#Zuko: *squinting at Other Teenager He's Never Met Before Probably* he's been staring at me#does he want my fire flakes?#...or friendship?#Uncle is this what people do when they want to be friends?#they make intense clothing eye contact?#Not-Colorblind Not-Faceblind Iroh: why don't you go offer him fire flakes and see Prince Zuko
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headcanon that the reason sophie still has eyelashes to pull on the regular is that grady and edaline worked something out with the dizznees to get a tasteless formula to help eyelash growth specifically to put drops of in her bottles of youth. because there’s no way her ptsd-induced trichotillomania (oversimplified definition for those who aren’t familiar: hair pulling disorder) is gonna die down during the war, so they’re trying to make sure she doesn’t move from eyelashes to eyebrows or her Hair hair by giving her More Eyelashes
#tw trichotillomania#ask to tag#sophie foster#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#i don’t have trich so if i’m being insensitive with my wording or ideas here please let me know so i can learn and move forward#i just thought it was an explanation that made sense (canon compliant) and also showed a sweet sense of community even if sophie doesn’t#know about it#sophie not knowing about it could also lead to some hilarious shenanigans if some of her friends drank too much of her bottles of youth#like keefe and fitz have long lashes in canon i think. so if they drank too much they’d have like. human fake lashes levels of eyelashes#tiergan asks fitz if he got into drag in telepathy before sophie shows up. fitz says he’s sitting not dragging in the most genuinely#confused voice ever. tiergan dies inside#alternatively we could also have keefe comparing himself to boobries (birds that roar and have really fancy eyelashes and feathers)#also we could have both. it can be both. both is good#i imagine fitz would land himself in that position after having sophie check on him while he’s recovering from a brutal workout#sophie would probably share her bottles of youth with keefe a lot since he lowkey lives at havenfield and probably doesn’t hydrate enough#for many reasons but my primary one being That Bitch Is An Artist And We Rarely Drink Enough Water Ever
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this tale ends by daniil, with the intention to prank, leading vlad jr to the edge of town and telling him they bury all post-op tits here. later that night vlad jr begins digging underground for what he later explains as a Scientific Curiosity. a third outbreak happens
#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#vlad jr#vlad olgimsky#vlad the younger#мор утопия#autismsupersoldier originals#if i told you i drew this because my original intention was to draw ship art of the two. What would you say#im being serious i think it would be absolutely hilarious if they fucked#(looks up at you with 18th century orphan eyes) please sir consider my crackship sir#im not even passionate about them theyre more like. sometimes i think about them and i snort#pathologic classic hd#pathologic 2#do they even have a shipname#vladniil ??#danvlad?#god only knows#anyways
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