#please stop bullying me 😢

[paradiserotting]

u guys would not believe me if u told u how long this took omg 😭😭 first time video editing in a while i usually do photos but i tried.

anyway chappell edit

[ellecdc]

can i request angst with sirius 🥲 like where reader finds out he only dated her for a bet 🧍‍♀️my hyperfixation on this trope is sickening and i hope to hear mother elle’s take on this 🙏🩷

ughhhhh I think maybe you guys hate me??? what's with the angst, my loves? why are we doing this to me? Listen: I wrote your Sirius Black dating reader for a bet..............but I made it a miscommunication trope/hurt-comfort I'M SORRY I COULDN'T DO IT. I get angst, truly, but I didn't want Sirius to actually be mean to us 😢 hope this works for you 🫶

Sirius Black x fem!reader CW: perceived bullying, miscommunication trope, hurt/comfort

Sirius Black was many things. He was a wizard, he was an animagus, he was a disinherited heir to a Pureblood family, he was a Gryffindor, he was a flirt and a friend.

One thing Sirius Black was not was a coward.

“Then go ask her out.” Peter said plainly.

Sirius scoffed. “I will do no such thing.”

“Why not?” Remus asked with a smirk. “You like her, you can’t stop staring at her, and you find every excuse in the book to be in her vicinity other than ask her out.”

“I don’t understand what your hang up is.” James added. “You’ve never had a problem asking girls out before.”

“I don’t have any hang up’s, Prongsie. I’ve never had and still don’t have a problem asking girls out.”

“Good.” Remus jumped in quickly. “So go ask her out.”

“No.” Sirius said petulantly. 

Peter’s expression grew into a mischievous smirk as he shared a knowing look with his two other friends. “Let’s make a bet then.”

This caught Sirius’ attention. “I’m listening.”

“If you don’t ask Y/N out on a date, you have to do my Astronomy homework for two weeks.” Peter offered.

Sirius scoffed. “I fail to see how this bet benefit’s me at all.”

“Well, ignoring the fact that you’d have a date with the girl of your dreams; if you do ask her out, I will do your Ancient Runes homework for two weeks.” Peter bargained.

Well…Sirius couldn’t deny that those stakes were pretty beneficial to him. 

And he could really use the help in Ancient Runes.

“Petey, my boy. You’ve got yourself a deal.” He proclaimed with a smirk as he marched his way across the library to where you were sitting. 

But by the time he got over to you…all words left his brain.

Why was this so difficult for him? He had a reputation as Hogwarts' Ladies Man. You were a lady – why couldn’t he talk to you!?

“Hello Sirius.” You greeted him warmly, putting the dumb sod out of his misery.

“Uhm, er, hi Y/N!” He returned awkwardly, grimacing at the delivery himself. You had the good graces just to smile at him, though. Gods he was a goner.

He heard snickering behind him from his friends and your eyes nervously darted over to the group.

“Uhm, was…was there something I could help you with?” You asked nervously, eyes moving between Sirius and his friends as you played nervously with the quill in your hands. 

“Uhm, no. Well, yes actually, you see…I was wondering if perhaps you might want to maybe go to Hogsmeade with me, at some point. No pressure though…” He rambled, trailing off awkwardly and grimacing once again. 

You chuckled nervously, but kept your eyes locked on his friends.

“Sirius, is…is this a prank?”

Sirius felt all colour drain from his face. 

Oh gods. Between his awkwardness and his friends all giggling like schoolgirls behind him paired with the fact they are known for their mischief, you thought he was pranking you!?

“Oh gods. Y/N, no! No, ugh, I’ve really mucked this up.” He groaned as he slumped down into a chair beside you. “It’s just…the wankers” he said, motioning to said wankers behind him, “know I’ve been uncharacteristically nervous about asking you out for a while now. They’re just having a go at me.” 

“Sirius Black? Nervous? To ask me out?” You scoffed. “Do you take me as a fool, Black?”

“No! No, Merlin, please, believe me – one date, okay? One date to prove I’m not the tosser I apparently look like right now.” He begged. Begged! Sirius Black had been diminished to begging. 

He was never going to live this down.

You narrowed your eyes and surveyed Sirius’ form whilst Sirius fought the urge to shield himself from your piercing gaze. Your eyes flit over to his friends before decision seemed to paint your features.

“Fine.” You said, “one date at Hogsmeade, this weekend.”

The way you were speaking made it sound like a formal business transaction, but Sirius beamed at you feeling slightly bolder in the face of (reluctant) agreement on your part, standing from his chair.

“You won’t regret it! I’ll meet you in the courtyard, Saturday morning – 10 am!” He called as he walked backwards towards his friends, only stumbling into one stray chair on his way.

Sirius could tell you were fighting the urge to smile or laugh, and even though you would have been laughing at him, it still felt like a win in his books. 

The Hogsmeade date was a success. In fact, you had to admit it was one of the best dates you’ve ever been on. You had been friendly enough with Sirius from your shared classes and such – but your interactions had never exceeded as much as a polite “hello” from either party. You always figured that was for the best – considering those who found themselves to be too familiar with the Marauders were often victims of their many pranks. 

You only knew the Sirius Black that the rest of the school knew:

Mischief maker, Gryffindor, quidditch beater, flirt, a player, and anti-all-the-things-that-his-family-stood-for. Some of those things were bad, whilst others were good. But you had no idea that this Sirius Black existed.

The Sirius Black that was an amazing listener, who held doors open and pulled chairs out for you, who made you feel as though every word coming out of your mouth was the most fascinating thing he ever heard, who could make you laugh until your stomach hurt, who seemed to be able to fill any lull in the conversation with ease. 

You hated to admit it, but…you sort of liked this Sirius Black. 

After a nice day of window shopping, actual shopping, butterbeer’s and scenic strolls through the picturesque town, you made your way back to Hogwarts. Sirius bid you farewell by kissing your knuckles (you actually think you might have swooned a little bit) and asked if you’d be so inclined to make this a “regular thing.”

“I wouldn’t be opposed to that.” You tried to say noncommittally, though you were sure the grin on your face gave away your enthusiasm. 

“I’ll see you tomorrow, then?” He asked as he walked backwards towards his friends, face turning a little shy.

You couldn’t help but take the piss for it. “We live in the same castle, Black. I’m sure you’ll see me tomorrow.”

“Cheeky minx.” He called back, though his face remained soft as he shot a wink at you before turning towards his friends.

You started to head towards the castle but watched as Remus pat him on the back and James’ cheered at his friend’s reunion. 

Before you got too far away, you overheard a part of their conversation. Remus asked if he had enjoyed himself, James asked if the two of you were going to do it again, but it was what you heard Peter say that made your heart drop to your stomach.

“So? Was the bet worth it, did you have a nice time?”

A bet…had a nice time, because of a bet?

He made a bet…he asked you out…because of a bet.

Stupid, stupid girl.

You knew better.

You felt sick, you felt foolish, you felt betrayed.

He really was a player; he really was a flirt. He made you feel so special today, and it was all just an act? 

How could you be so naïve?

How could you have believed his whole “I’ve been so nervous to ask you out” bit. You’ve seen him at parties – you’ve seen him with other girls.

You were such an idiot. 

Sirius had really enjoyed himself yesterday. He had to continuously wipe his hands on his jeans as they were clammy with nerves all day, but generally he felt he handled himself okay. 

At least, as good as could be considering he’d completely lost the ability to keep his fucking cool around a pretty girl. 

So, maybe he hadn’t been as smooth as he normally was. But he didn’t think he’d been so bad as to have elicited this reaction from you.

You barely spared him a glance as you marched past him in the Great Hall the following morning, shouldering him as you headed to sit with your friends.

You…you had enjoyed yourself yesterday, right? When the two of you parted, you’d actually expressed interest in seeing him again.

So, why were you ignoring him?

He figured perhaps you just hadn’t noticed him or mistaken him for someone else or some other such thing as he took his place at the Gryffindor table, but not before he spared one more glance at you. 

You looked painfully dejected and one of your friends placed a comforting hand on your back, rubbing soothing circles. She was also glaring at Sirius.

What had he done? 

He had gotten up to go over and ask you, but if he thought he had been intimidated to talk to you before – his intimidation was increased ten-fold at the withering glares your friends all cast at him.

He’d just have to find a chance to chat with you alone.

That chance never came, however, as you seemed to have an entourage escorting you to all of your classes that Monday.

But by the following evening, he couldn’t take it anymore – wouldn’t take it anymore. He’d had a nice time, dammit! And he wanted to enjoy time with you again!

“Are you lost, Black?” One of your friends goaded him as he approached your table in the library. He sucked in a steadying breath as he focused his sights on you. You, who sat unbelievably tense but still never lifted your head from your quill and notebook.

“Y/N? Could we talk for a moment?” He asked quietly.

“No.” Another friend answered for you.

As politely as he could – which was becoming increasingly difficult due to his frayed nerves – he addressed your friend. “With all due respect, Bones, I wasn’t talking to you.”

“No, you were talking to Y/N, right? Why? Did your friends make another bet with you?” She sneered.

Sirius felt his heart fall out of his arse.

He scoffed in disbelief. “You…you mean Pete’s bet?”

You laughed humourlessly and threw your quill down in front of you. “Why? Was there more than one bet, Black?” You spat, finally turning to face him. He was horrified to see your eyes were red and glassy – you were close to crying. 

“No! No, Circe, I-”

“Oh good,” your friend said sarcastically, “there was only one bet. Guess that’s not so bad then.”

“Y/N, please, you have to listen I-”

“Whoa, what’s going on here?” James said as he moved towards Sirius, apparently only having just arrived in the library. Sirius was sort of horrified to notice that some of the surrounding students had turned in their chairs to witness the ultimate downfall of Sirius Black.

That’s right - fuck being formally and officially disowned by his family – this was the undoing of Sirius Orion Black.

“What’s going on is Y/N found out about your lot’s stupid bet.” Your friend announced. Sirius could feel James’ confused face beside him, but he couldn’t tear his gaze away from your face as he watched a single tear roll down your cheek. 

“Pete’s bet?” James asked dumbly.

“Yes! Yes, Pete’s bet!” Sirius shouted. He got down on his knees and kneeled in front of you, willing your eyes to him. You denied him the sight, but he supposed he sort of deserved as such. “Pete’s bet, Y/N, to finally get me to stop being a sodding coward and ask you out.” He offered, albeit much more quietly.

“I’m so sorry, Y/N. I don’t mean to intrude but I can assure you that’s really all it was.” James offered with a pained grimace from where he stood behind Sirius’ crouched form. “We’d been so tired of him convincing us all to hang out in the sodding library just so he could stare at you and never do anything about it. Took us weeks to get him to even start saying hello to you.”

You looked at James, eyebrows furrowing which seemed to cause more tears to fall.

“That makes no sense. I’m not that scary.” You cried.

“No,” Sirius agreed, “you’re just that pretty. That special. That lovely and kind. You’re not scary but you were really intimidating. I was so afraid of botching the whole thing – looks like I kind of did that anyway, huh?”

You were finally looking at him, and Sirius relished in the sight of your eyes meeting his once again, even if they were filled with hurt and tears. He took your two hands in his and ran his thumbs along the backs of your knuckles.

“I begged you for one chance, Y/N. I have no problem begging you for a hundred more. I swear to you, one of these times I’ll get it right.” He promised.

You stared at him for a moment longer before laughing wetly. “Gods, I’m sorry for being so cold. I…I really thought-”

But he cut you off by shaking his head. “I think you were justified. I would have been hurt if I’d overheard that I’d only been asked out on account of a bet. But I promise, it was not malicious.” 

You nodded in understanding and pulled on of your hands away from Sirius’ to wipe away the tear tracks on your face.

“Gods I feel so silly.”

“Let me make it up to you.” Sirius barked quickly. “Right now, come with me. Please?”

You looked at him confusedly for a moment before nodding your head and looking back to your friends. One of them still seemed slightly miffed, so conceded to letting him steal you away from them though she didn’t let you part without shooting him a few more withering glares. 

No matter, Sirius would have time to win over your friends.

Right now, he was more worried about winning you over. And hopefully keeping you this time. 

To start, he’d spend the rest of the night snuggled up to you under stolen blankets from the Gryffindor common room while the two of you watched the stars from the Astronomy tower.

Well, you watched the stars; he spent the evening watching admiring you.

He’d make sure you never felt like the butt of some joke ever again – not if he could help it.

[papaya-twinks]

figure skater and lando norris smau please

Warnings: Swearing, bullying Lando coz why not.

Pairing: Lando Norris x figure!skater!fem!reader

landonorris

caption: look me in the eye and tell me you’ve seen a prettier girl before

ln4forever: I…sir I can not! She’s too good.

charlesleclerc: I’ve seen a prettier girl. Alex 🤤🤤

-> y/n - yeah I can vouch

-> alexandrasaintmleux: don’t even lie, y/n, look at urself

y/n: @/landonorris, c’mere and gimme a kiss u absolute cutie 😍

-> landonorris: omw 🏃

y/nxln4forever: omg she’s actually so pretty what the fuck

-> y/nsnumberonefan: and she’s super talented, she’s everything everyone could need! lucky lando

❤️ by landonorris

georgerussell63: you two disgust me

-> landonorris: who’s asked for ur opinion 🥹

-> carmenmundt: really wish I had a BOYFRIEND who LOVED me like Lando loves Y/N, YOU KNOW?

y/n

caption: leaving this here so y/n has a sweet surprise

landonorris: shucks! however did that get onto your phone!

-> y/nrocks: lando what the fuck 😂😂😂

y/n: oh so u left that along with the various photos of you ear

-> landonorris: and my tongue

-> pierregasly: @/y/n blink twice if you need help

-> y/n: been blinking since I got with him and still no help

y/nissopretty: these two are couple goals fr

landonorris

caption: something about this little life makes me love it so much ❤️

y/n: awwwww lando xxxx

-> landonorris: shit I meant to upload the photo of my steak. my bad.

-> y/n: EXCUSE ME?! THAT SHIT WERENT ABT ME?!

-> landonorris: u alright I guess

y/n: no words. I am heartbroken. And also single. How could you do such a thing to me. I have been nothing but an amazing girlfriend, have I not? 😢😢😢

-> landonorris: pass I ain’t reading allat

-> maxverstappen1: 🚩

-> user726252628: it’s fine, the WAGs can look after you, y/n

❤️ by carmenmundt, alexandrasaintmleux, lilymhe, francisca.gomes and 4 others.

y/n

caption: fuck he found my camera.

landonorris: I can put it lower for you 🤤🤤🤤

-> georgerussell63: EW STOP IT

-> lewishamilton: lando we’ve spoken abt public etiquette before

-> carlossainz: @/y/n it’s small asf don’t bother

y/nismylife: CARLOS TALKING ABT LANDO’S YK WHAT?! wait is it acc small tho I wanna know so bad

-> y/n: I can vouch that it is NOT small. in the slightest.

❤️ by landonorris

landonorris:

caption: my angel puts the figure in skating

y/n: oh yeah, this abt ur steak again?

-> landonorris: nuh uh it’s abt the sexy woman up there 👆

-> y/n: mhm

lilymhe: man I always knew lando to be slightly peculiar, but that sentence right there, is perfection.

-> landonorris: I’m not peculiar

-> charlesleclerc: oh u so r

-> landonorris: NUH UH

-> y/n: ur my peculiar little angel

-> landonorris: I’m so peculiar now

y/nandlando: omg he’s such a simp

❤️ by maxverstappen1, georgerussell63, carmenmundt, lilymhe, francisca.gomes, charlesleclerc, y/n, y/nsnumberonefan, ln4quadrant, teamquadrant and 43 others

landonorris posted to close friends

caption: gang up on me as much as u deem fit, this one’s always in my bed anyways, idc 🤤🤤😍😍

georgerussell63: DELETE

charlesleclerc: DELETE

maxverstappen1: DELETE

fernandoalonosoficial: DELETE

lewishamilton: DELETE

carlossainz: DELETE

logansargeant: DELETE

oscarpiastri: DELETE

lilymhe: take more off and send to me pls 🙏

-> alexandrasaintmleux: send to the gc pls lando 🙏

-> landonorris: lemme finish up with y/n then yeahhhh

-> georgerussell63: WHAT GC?!

-> charlesleclerc: went through Alex’s phone, there’s a flipping GC with Lando and all the girls where he sends mugs of her and they send mugs of us 😭😭

-> y/n: LANDO WTF DELETE THE GC NOW

-> landonorris: NUH UH U HAVE ONE W THE DRIVERS WHERE U DO THE SAME

-> y/n: NO I DONT PROVE IT

-> landonorris: bitch I’m on that group chat-

-> y/n: oh. well. what a shame. I guess I’ll just *sends 27252527 photos of Lando shirtless* oh flipppp, what a shameeee

-> landonorris: putting ur lewd thoughts into * marks doesn’t make them happen

-> y/n: *Lando undress me*

-> landonorris: never fuckign mind

[agendabymooner]

shunt your lovers, kiss your enemies ! jenson b. x ofc (hunt!driver!ofc)

summary: julia james ‘jj’ hunt was the first woman to ever land herself a seat in the formula one grid back in 2000s and jenson button was the person to end that all thanks to his championship celebration and their roller coaster dynamic that started way before they teamed up in brawn gp. OR, thirteen years after her forced retirement jj hunt was blessed with their two children and a fortunate case of rivalry gone right.

content warning: use of explicit language, brief mentions of inappropriate behaviour (harassment) from fans, james hunt daughter!ofc, mentions pregnancy (dad!jenson), enemies/rivals-teammates to lovers, nico rosberg spilling teas, f1 grid banters, peak jenson era mentioned (i’m a slut for him i’m sorry), williams family x ofc (platonic)

note: enjoy the smau in full picture view ❤️

i have a hangover but uh enjoy xx smut masterlist coming soon

a - n masterlist

o - z masterlist

liked by georgerussell63, alex_albon, lewishamilton

williamsracing babe come back the kids miss you 😢

alex_albon i second that 😭 liked by jjhunt

logansargeant was very happy to finally meet you 🥲 liked by jjhunt

user1 did jj just adopt the two williams drivers???

user2 she’s in her first race suit and she took her first car on a ride 😭 i love this sm

landonorris can we all collectively agree that if it wasn’t for jb we’d still have her racing�� even in mercedes?? liked by jjhunt

georgerussell63 i’d gladly lose my seat just to have her race 🙏

charles_leclerc i’d give her mine to be honest

oscarpiastri she’d look better in mclaren than he did 🤥

danielricciardo i can’t help but agree— the fact that i’ve never raced with her still baffles me to this day 🙃🙃 liked by jjhunt

user3 lmfaoooo the whole grid’s just bullying jenson as of this point 😭😭😭

user4 he did that to himself 💅🤷‍♀️✨

jensonbutton aren’t i glad that half of these guys are uncles to our children 🙄🙄 liked by jjhunt

jjhunt you could’ve at least let me pull a nicorosberg and given me a child after i win but i guess not 🤷‍♀️

user4 LMAO POOR JENSON 💀

nicorosberg this is why we don’t kiss our enemies, jj 🙄 liked by jjhunt

jjhunt bold of you to assume we only did kissing 😳

nicorosberg didn’t really assume it when i got a firsthand traumatic experience with walking in on you two

user5 NICO STOP TALKING 😩😩

user6 i’m starting to think that the “insiders” the fast lane daily and the race n rumors were referring to was just nico all along 😭😭

user7 someone please tell nico to spill the tea— LIKE WDYM ITS NOT JUST JENSON’S CHAMPIONSHIP CELEBRATION?!

hunt-button kids:

jodie hunt button + julian hunt button

p.s. jenson and jj were called ‘the brawn j²’

[pensbridge]

S3 First Reactions 🪞🐝🦋🪶

❤️ Already fangirled about the whole engagement night - the hugs, Hyacinth!!!

Colin not being able to stay away for that long after their engagement announcement and immediately excusing himself at Anthony's suggestion is exactly what I'd expect of him. ×

❤️ Colin calling out Portia. "out of love." 😢

❤️ "OUR BRIDGERTON NAME" is so important, because it's reiterating that Penelope's getting to choose her family when the one she was born into is so awful

He was so nervous when she didn't respond to their new home.

"Because I love you...Pen." 😢

"Are you sure?" PEN, no 😭😭😭

❤️ That mirror moment (i love how he said "the way your eyes shine when you look at me..." callback to her complimenting his eyes) "...And other things..."

bxtch they stuck with the thread of Colin not opening his eyes to stay in the dream and Pen checking to see if it's real when they kiss

The eye acting of Nicola and Luke! (they are being doe eyes x the intensity of his gaze or w/e it is)

The gulp <3 Nicola

"You are so beautiful."

❤️ The first time!!!

"I hope my husband.." - Fran, AND John -"I would not dream of it" 😯 asdfjgkglyl

Kate & El (got their s2 vibes)

Ahh, the "Do I look a mess?" "You are my mess" was delivered so perfectly.

cute, cute, cute riding through town in carriage (no personal space)

The hand kiss in front of portia!

Colin handing Eloise the spoon 🤣

❤️ the charades game - the cutest thing (they're holding hands)

Also, fuckin Anthony being tooo competitive 😆

Peneloise rights! The back 'n forth in the game 😬

The panic attack was high-octane; the concern in the scene was cute xxx

❤️ Fran looking at John & Violet hating this story lol.....and then, me noticing her realization to another child in love

❤️ The look & collar tug in the church (polin is so dorky & domestic already)

❤️ Soooooo....the spontaneous dance in the church is better than I thought it was gonna be...their goofy footwork, spinning in a multitude of circles "dancing with MY FUTURE WIFE in THE CHURCH WHERE WE WILL BE MARRIED" bye

Part 1, the ton jokes and bullies them and Part 2, we just see people that can't help but get happy and giddy when they see their young love. Violet and Lady Danbury awwing at polin and embracing them in the park!!!

❤️ "I am going to look at the very fine wainscoting" -John, please! 😅

"Not every attachment must be dramatic and hard-fought." - Francesca 😢 bby, you're right

I legit went from this man has the crazy eyes ppl talk about to *tired eyes Wide-Open*... Bi Benedict?! ..I'm getting Bi Benedict?! (I was like: Why?Is?He?Staring?at?him?Like?That? (i knew i sensed the vibes! The Best Surprise!!!)

"This dance does not compare to a private waltz in the church where we'll be married." She's SO cute! "Well perhaps we shall have to add some flourish." Stop. km now (that's so him! he is so dumb; they're married already and dumb as they should be! ×)

Props again with the deaf representation & the sass when Miss Cressida enters the ball

"A scandal writer for a daughter. Can you imagine?" - Portia (i'm sorry i love this whole sequence)

Polin gets more perfectly dork w/stepping on feet being included during their dance at The Mondrich Ball (that's very them)

Thank god for Bridgerton giving us hour long episodes in this 2nd part.

❤️ Eloise admitting she's wrong (and so casually) 😢 ps i think they both have faults but i just love this

❤️ "The column began because I felt powerless in my own home." - Pen (well, i'm glad she said it!)

ok, now Pen admits her faults. all is right again

❤️ Irish accent again

"You are Lady Whistledown." This reveal was everything

omg, was this the scene where he wasn't supposed to cry, but did?! What would I have done without this reaction in such an important moment?! 😢

I love how Penelope highlighted the voiceless as she said she should with Eloise in her new edition of Whistledown

Violet to Agatha - "..but I hope you know that my care for you is not contingent on your aid." 😢 (she sees her)

This whole fight outside the modiste's. 😭

"I have been careful. You have been foolish.."

❤️ "I LOVE YOU" and he was shocked (an 'ily for you' moment) [i was not expecting the follow up to his line to go like that]

❤️ They deserve a hot passionate makeout before they are married where they get completely caught up after fighting.

"What am I chopped liver?" yes Anthony in this situation you are.

❤️ Violet calling in Kanthony for Colin marital advice

❤️ Yellow

The look at each other down the aisle.

❤️ Vows. Weddings on this show are usually so unhappy, but I appreciate that Colin is still so reassuring & clearly beaming about this when there is residual upset/confusion.

❤️ Eloise cryyinng

Ben's line to El- "..The friendship you have with Penelope... As the one you have with Colin." xxx (she doesn't wanna lose them)

"OUR child will always be a Bridgerton, but I should like them to know that they are a Sharma as well." fxck 🥲

"I should like to dance with my husband.."

The disappearing people in the wedding dance. like they're the only 2 ppl in the room! (Bridgerton either has it out for me [to cry] or loves me so much)

ANTHONY 👁👁 Marcus & Violet

Colin's hand caressing on Pen's face at the end of the dance they're really coming for me (bro did he almost kiss her?!??? i freaked out; had to rewind)

The queen excusing all non-Bridgertons + "Penelope, you are a Bridgerton now."

I kind of love that "Everyone except the Bridgertons are to scatter," but Lady Danbury's just there

GOD (I knew it as soon as it was coming) Eloise hugs Pen <3 🥲

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod bi Ben

❤️ The hair grab!

This printer's assistant is on my shit list

SCOTLAND!!! JOHNCESCA

"It is not up to you what we do." 🤭❤️🤣 Colin mad but still ready to defend his wife (as it should be)

"I know my father was a good man and you are a good friend." Violet-Agatha feels

🙀He kept the letters!

💛John's words to Mama Bridgerton (her children's traits)

She said she was a fumbling mess in front of Edmund like 5 minutes before she is fumbling in front of Marcus

"Then how am I meant to help you?" ❤️ "By loving me."

❤️ Pen's love confession

"....to be a young lady to whom no one listens." - Pen!~Eloise shared look

Philippa + her "bugs"

😲 Lady Danbury x Pen (she knew! ❤️)

❤️ Colin's love confession (them crying together x)

El traveling with Johncesca

Mi-MICHAELA Stirling ... Bridgerton I swear if you are queerbaiting

OH MY GOD! Mama Bridgerton's words -FRANCESCA is fumbling her words.

❤️ Colin focussing on the hands in bed

Pen on top!

"Your father is always trying to distract with a clever word &..." "You think my smile is beguiling?" x "I could not have written without the help of Auntie Penelope." They are so obsessed with each other

Philomena?! did i hear that rt? omg Philippa

Yay we got confirmation of Colin's book! (I can only hope they're sitting in bed reading next season).

[breadnabreadd]

✦ *sigh* since jujutsu is almost ending... I'm going to show the two ocs ive made because of a RPG (I'm cringe)

Translation:

AGE: 15

DATE OF BIRTH: February 12

HOBBIES: Studying Flowers, Reading Mangas/HQs

Although her fighting skills and physical strength are quite low, due to the fact that Aoi is the receptacle of the "Lady of Connections", the Jorōgumo, and manages to repress it so that it does not manifest itself and dominate her entire body, Aoi has extremely high agility and the ability to heal using reverse energy.

✦ So, this is Aoi Suzuki, a curse vessel. I've tried to imitate the anime artstyle for her reference.😔🤙

✦ Aoi Suzuki is a shy and anxious girl who accidentally got herself into the Jujutsu world. She is a bid nerd, by the way. Really likes Mangas/HQs of action.

✦ THE SPIDER'S RECEPTACLE

There are rare cases of people whose cursed energy and technique derived from an alternative source, which came at later moments in their life and, possibly, unnaturally, whether through the consumption of a cursed object, some alteration in the soul, experienced whatever, that forever changed the person.

And Aoi Suzuki is one of those cases. After being pierced by a strange flower, which was a cursed object, she ended up becoming the vessel of an ancient sorceress, the "Jester of Curses" Making her development uninspired and her abilities derived from the curse within her body.

✦ The curse inside of Suzuki... the "Jorōgumo" this is how Suzuki looks like after Jorōgumo takes over her body. I will post about Jorōgumo in another post 😈

✦ A few fun facts about her! :3

Translation:

• The reason her hairstyle is so strange is because the girls who bullied her decided to give her a makeover.

• She is only 159 centimeters tall.

• Her favorite superhero is Spider-Man. It's kind of ironic if you stop to think about it.

• Aoi knows how to cook and her specialty are sweets! But she doesn't like sweets that much.

• Before entering Jujutsu School, Aoi was in the gardening club at her old school.

✦ Also! If I wrote something wrong in the Japanese... please tell me, I want to make things correct 😢

[cuttergauthier]

Cali Boy

I hope you love it❤️

(These photos do not belong to me, this is all fanfiction)

Jack Hughes x Female Brisson Reader

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Jackhughes Spending some time with my girl in Cali🌞🤍

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Ynbrisson I love you😘🤍

→Jackhughes I love you more😘

Brendan.brisson he can go back to Michigan now!!

→Mamabrisson Leave them alone!!

→Ynbrisson Yeah listen to mom!!

Trevorzegras You’d rather spend time with her then me?

→Jackhughes 100%

→Ynbrisson I’m more loveable than you Z!

→Trevorzegras betrayal 😭

Quinnhughes There's a no return policy on Jack, just letting you know, we don't want him back!!

→Jackhughes DUDE?!?!

→Ynbrisson I’ll keep him with me don’t worry 😉 

Colecaufield we’ve officially lost 3 boys to California😭

→brendanbrisson it’s actually 4 You forgot someone…

→Colecaufield don’t think I did… it’s only Alex, Trevor and Jack!

→Brendanbrisson I don’t like you anymore…

Lhughes_06 Please tell me he fell & someone got it on video!?!?!

→Ynbrisson I’ll send it to you😉

→Jackhughes You promised you wouldn’t!?!?!

→Ynbrisson oups🤭

Alexturcotte can we all go surfing together soon?

→Ynbrisson YESSS

→Jackhughes hell yeah!!!

Nicohischier Jack surfing?😳

→Jackhughes 🏄‍♂️

→Ynbrisson I’ll make sure he doesn’t get injured!!!

→Nicohischier Thank you!

Dawsonmercer Please send me the video!!

→Ynbrisson of course !!!

→Jackhughes Babe stop sending everyone the video!!

→Ynbrisson no!!

→Jackhughes i hate you!

→Ynbrisson no you don’t!

→Jackhughes you’re right, I love you!

→Ynbrisson babe🤭🥹

→Dawsonmercer disgusting🤢

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Ynbrisson Turned my Michigan boy Into a Cali Boy😘🤍🏄‍♂️

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Jackhughes I’m a man, not a boy!

→Trevorzegras Nah she got it right, you’re a boy!

→Alexturcotte yeah you aren’t a man!

→Jackhughes is it bully Jack day?😭

→Colecaufield Everyday is bully Jack day!

Jackhughes You’re lucky I love you!!😘🤍

→Ynbrisson the luckiest🤍

→ColeCaufield he's the lucky one, you are way out of his league!

→Jackhughes STOP BULLYING ME!

→Colecaufield NEVER!

Quinnhughes Bring back a souvenir?

→Ynbrisson you got it!!!

Lhughes_06 I can’t believe those two are my new roommates guys🤦🏼‍♂️!!!

→Ynbrisson You love me Lukey don’t lie!

→Lhughes_06 yeah… i guess🙄

→DylanDuke25 i feel so bad for yn and jack!

→Lhughes_06 I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS?

→DylanDuke25 YOU SHOULD’VE BOUGHT HEADPHONES TO WATCH HARRY POTTER!!

→Ynbrisson NO FIGHTING!!

→Lhughes_06 sorry yn…

→DylanDuke25 sorry…

Markestapa Yn’s still gonna be the team mom even when she’s in jersey right? 

→Ynbrisson You guys won’t survive without any supervision… it’s now Ellie & Maggie’s jobs!!!

→Ellie Thanks for showing us your tricks to make them listen!!

→Maggie expect a few calls… I have a feeling the now juniors aren’t going to listen to well!!

→Ynbrisson call anytime!!!

Tylerduke why did you have to leave when I Transfer to umich?🙄😭

→Jackhughes She was there for 4 years, if you wanted to be there at the same time you shouldn't have gone to Ohio, now it’s my time !!!

→Ynbrisson Sorry ty, I promise i’ll visit😢

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Ynbrisson Nico Please tell me that Jack doesn’t give a speech before the games… if so i don’t think Mr “This is what it comes down to your Heart, not your boobs” is doing a good job.

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Jackhughes what was wrong with my speech?

→Ynbrisson the real question is what wasn’t wrong with your speech!

→Jackhughes 😢

NicoHischier trust me… we make sure he doesn’t!

→Ynbrisson good, I was concerned for the team!

Quinnhughes I can’t believe i’m actually related to him🤦🏻‍♂️

→Jackhughes Rude!

Lhughes_06 I’ll make sure he never gives a speech yn!

→Ynbrisson good!!

Brendanbrisson i was embarrassed!!🤦🏻‍♂️

Dougiehamilton Oh god🤦🏼‍♂️

Dawsonmercer Jack…

Njdevils We’ll never let him make a speech!!

Colecaufield did Queen Ellen hear this?

→Elblue06 she did… and she’s disappointed!

→Jackhughes sorry mom...

Alexturcotte I just know Yn scolded you after!

→Ynbrisson I did!

→Jackhughes she made me sleep on the couch…

→Elblue06 that’s my girl🤍

→Ynbrisson damn right i did, love you mama el🤍

Jordanbrisson why are you dating him again?

→Ynbrisson I don’t know, i just love him to much!

→Jackhughes thanks… i think…

→Ynbrisson all jokes aside I love you jack🤍

→Jackhughes love you more🤍

→Jordanbrisson why did you have to do that here🙄🤢

[reashot]

Part 2 or How Bleiss got what's coming to her and Jaune met someone new.

part 1 here:

Jaune: W-what did you do to me Bleiss? *breathing heavily*

Bleiss: Ah it seems the drug finally worked...

Jaune: You drugged me... Why? *gasp*

Bleiss: Oh don't pretend you don't know. It's cute for a while but now it's just exhausting. You know I've been wanting to tap your booty for a while now and you for some reason keep refusing me... So this is more your fault than it is mine.

Jaune: I... *gasp* Know your feeling of me. But I can't return it... To you I'm in love with... *gasp*

Bleiss: Who Ruby. That little jailbait? Ha, ha, ha... Oh Jaune I'm sorry to say but right now I bet she is being pounded by Cardin in the room next door.

Jaune: No... Y-you're lying! *gasp* She, she wouldn't do that!

Bleiss: Oh I'm afraid so.... She said she doesn't like you anymore and prefers Cardin.

Meanwhile.

Ruby: No!!! Don't!!! *moan* Leave me alone!

Cardin: Stand still! You're only making it worse. *grabs Ruby's hand*

Ruby: No!!! Don't touch me!!! *slap Cardin's meaty hands away*

Cardin: Ouch! You bitch! *violently grabs both of Ruby's wrist*

Ruby: *squeak* N-no. What are you doing... Please stop! Cardin please stop this. I won't tell anyone about this so please Cardin, please just let me go...

Cardin: Shhh.... It will be over soon. *starts to lean closer*

Ruby: *starts tearing up* No don't please don't... (Save me Jaune.)

Back to Jaune

Jaune: Bleiss if something happened to Ruby I will! *gasp*

Bleiss: Oh Jaune your threat would be more believable if you weren't pitching a huge tent in your pants. *points to Jaune rather sizable package*

Jaune: W-what's happening to me?

Bleiss: Just think of it like a roofie but you get to be awake and you get to ravish me whether you want to or not. Now let me take off your pants. *zips down*

Jaune: (Is-Is this how I will lose my first time? If I knew I would have done it much sooner. I'm sorry Ruby, I'm sorry.)

Bleiss: Ah yes just like how I like my sausage. Big, meaty, long, red and no doubt filled with that whitey goodness.

Jaune: No help! Help! Rape! I'm about to raped!

Bleiss: Silly Jaune. Didn't you know that it's not considered rape if it's done by a girl he, he.... *got smacked in the head*

Ouch. What the hell!?

You!!! What the Salem are you doing here?

???:

Jaune: Ruby?

Oh thank the brothers you're okay...

Wait you're not Ruby. Who are you?

???: *politely bows back to Jaune while carrying Bleiss on her arm*

Bleiss: Hey let me go, I almost had him. Do you have any idea how hard it is to finally get him... *gets chopped in the back of the neck*

Ughhh.... *faint*

Jaune: Uhh.... Thanks. I guess.

???: *Bows again to Jaune before leaving*

Jaune: Wait you never tell me your name!

*disappears in a burst of blue petals*

Who is she?

*burst into the room*

Cardin: Hey dork I got your girlfriend right here. I think that bitch Bleiss did something to her.

Jaune: Ruby! Oh thank Oum you're all right. *hugs her*

Ruby: *orgasmed on the spot* Jaune please... I, I can't hold it much longer. Please have sex with me Jaune. Or else I'm going to lose my mind...

Cardin: I think it's my cue to leave.

Jaune: W-wait Cardin! I want to say thank you for helping and for not doing anything to Ruby while she is in this state.

Cardin: It's that how little you think of me Arc? I maybe a bully but I'm not a rapist. Anyway you might need this.

*throws a condom to Jaune before leaving*

Jaune: I! Thanks Cardin... (Kinda small for me though)

Ruby: Please Jaune, please my body is on fire. And I don't think I can handle it much longer!

Jaune: Of course Ruby I can't hold it much longer too. I should have done it much sooner with you. And Ruby I want to say, I love you...

Ruby: Oh Jaune. I love you too... 😢

Same time, outside

*dropped Bleiss in the middle of a clearing*

Bleiss: Hey you can't treat me like this I'm delicate!

???:

Bleiss: Ouch! okay, okay I give up, I'll apologize okay. I apologize for almost NTRing Jaune.

???: !!!

Bleiss: And I will apologize to Jaune too.

???: !!?

Bleiss: *sigh* and yes to Ruby too. So please stop hitting me.

???: ...

Bleiss: Oh thank you.

*one last smack in the head*

What the Hell!

[imnotsimpingyouare]

UPPERMOONS' ROLE IN THE BEDROOM

NSFW Headcannons - Minors DNI

For Gyutaro, Daki, and Kaigaku

●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●

Gyutaro

KINKY

All I have to say

He's put in a sub space easily because bro has no clue what he's doing

He's never been touched this way, nor has he ever thought of touching someone this way

(Until you came along)

Huuuuge praise kink

Like he just wants to be your pretty boy 😢

He will do anything to please you just to hear you call him that

Begging, whining, the whole shebang

He feels like no one would ever touch an ugly demon like him this way, why you? He's very insecure

I feel like he may go feral and just use you one day when he comes home

Probably after a really bad day, or Muzan scolding him for letting Daki hold him back

Like he just comes home and completely defiles you

He wants to witness your little fall from grace, wants to bring you down to his level and punish you for 'messing with him'

Literally just you loving him but go off I guess 😭

He wouldn't stop until you're absolutely wrecked, his cum leaking from everywhere his dick will fit

(Or won't fit)

Even after he'd tell you he's so sorry, so sorry for destroying darling

-> softer sex with lots of praising and reassurance that you truly do love him 😢

Daki

Such a brat 😭😭

Like she can keep up with her customers, but she doesn't have to keep up the facade around you

Cute, sweet, docile little lady -> GONE

She does not want to be dominated AT ALL

In fact, she hates you trying to assert power over her

She degrades you like nobody's business 🥺

It gets her wet knowing you accept that she's better than you, and more powerful

She's only doing this 'to get herself off'

It is my opinion she has LOTS of toys to mess you up with.

Like a whole collection BDSM shit

Step on me

She will do that btw

Does not hesitate to put you in your place

You're below her, and that's final

Need to cum? You better ask permission

You BETTER ask permission

Her punishments are brutal

She likes to edge you, and having infinite stamina she can do that all night if she so desires

Better not cross her 🤫

What really gets her going is when you compliment her. She lovesssss that food for her ego, someone as cute as you begging and praising her while she's destroying you

will peg you any day of the week

In reality, her and her brother have it in common that they really just love to be loved for who they are hot demons instead of what they look like

Daki will cuddle with you after your sessions, showering eachother in love and praise 🥺

Kaigaku

Bitch boy 😤

Acts all tough, but he likes it when you fight back and take what's yours

No joke though if you piss him off, he will annihilate you

He secretly wants to get caught balls deep in you (as long as it's not Koku)

It boosts his confidence to take you, wrap his hand around your neck and wreck you until you can't handle it anymore

When he does submit to you though, he's always challenging your authority

(He likes to be punished by you, he thinks it's so hot when you're upset with him)

His moans are 😩✋️

He knows it too, this bitch will moan in your ear on purpose, saying things like "my peach, you feel so fucking good on my cock, do you like that?"

He doesn't give two fucks how loud he is

cannot wait to see this mf animated 💀

He'll tease and bully you until the very end, telling you "you better not fucking cum"

On the other hand, his bratty demeanor will dissolve when he gets close, and you like to make him taste his own medicine

He HATES it (loves it) when you tease him back

It turns him on beyond belief

Like you two can just be talking but the moment you've got something sassy to say, you better be ready to face HORNY KAIGAKU.

He loves to degrade and be degraded

His aftercare is usually very half-assed, bro just falls asleep 💀

He'll clean you up a little if you're really fucked out

He prefers you to clean eachother up and talk a little bit after, like a mutal thing

Funny thing is demons don't even sleep 💀 like he just does it because he's addicted to the feeling of sleeping after fucking

His favorite thing 😭

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (73)

*The Mole People Problem*

Pres.Ravinstill: Felix! Felix! My dearest son, where art thou? Gran Gran needs you!

Felix: *walks in wearing pajamas* Gran Gran, I’m not your son. I’m your grandnephew, remember?

Pres.Ravinstill: My son, you’re finally here!

Felix: I’m not-

Pres.Ravinstill: Good morning, son!

Felix: Good morning.

Pres.Ravinstill: Now give your dear old Gran Gran a hug!🥰

Felix: I already gave you a great bear hug last night.

Pres.Ravinstill: Gran Gran needs another one. I’m sad.

Felix: Gran Gran, please. I still want to roll around my bed before going to school.

Pres.Ravinstill: But I’m lonely and your mean mother bullied me again.

Felix: Why? What did you do now?

Pres.Ravinstill: I accidentally hanged up on her and now she took all of my cute coloring books off the shelf.😢

Felix: You’re the President. You have the power to-

Pres.Ravinstill: Your scary mother is more powerful than me. She’s the true head of the ✨Bichon Frisé Cult✨, remember?

Felix: Right.😑

Pres.Ravinstill: She’s also the Vice President of Panem.

Felix: And you’re the President!

Pres.Ravinstill: I’m scared.

Felix: Fine. I’ll talk to mother.

Pres.Ravinstill: Yey!

Felix: May I go now?

Pres.Ravinstill: But my hug.🥺

Felix: I’ll hug you later.

Pres.Ravinstill: My hug!😭

Felix: After school.

Pres.Ravinstill: 100 bucks?

Felix: No.

Androcles: *jumps out of nowhere* I’ll give you a hug! I’ll give you the best hug ever!

Hilarius: Free money!

Festus: Our money!

Coryo: I need money.

Pres.Ravinstill: Hello, Little Snow! How are you?

Coryo: I’m fine. Thank you.

Pres.Ravinstill: How’s the baby?

Coryo: What baby?

Pres.Ravinstill: You’re currently pregnant, right?

Coryo: I’m not pregnant.

Felix: Not yet.

Pres.Ravinstill: Are you pregnant with Strabo Plinth’s baby?

Coryo: I’m not-

Pres.Ravinstill: Highbottom’s baby?

Coryo: Ew. No.

Pres.Ravinstill: Oh, thank Panem! Thank you, Panem!

Coryo: Why?

Pres.Ravinstill: It’s not drunk Dean loser Highbottom’s baby!🥳

Coryo: I’m not pregnant!

Pres.Ravinsill: With his baby!

Coryo: Ugh. Fine! I’m pregnant with my sugar daddy’s baby! Happy?!

Pres.Ravinstill: Congratulations on your first pregnancy, Little Snow!

Coryo: Thanks.😑

Pres.Ravinstill: I hope you and old Strabo Plinth will have 24 and more babies in the future.

Coryo: Yeah. Sure. Whatever you say, Mr. President.

Pres.Ravinstill: I’ll even give you and your husband a million bucks for every SnowPlinth pregnancy!

Coryo: You’ll give me money?

Pres.Ravinstill: Lots!

Hilarius: I’m pregnant too!

Felix: Hilari, you’re a virgin.

Hilarius: A miracle baby!

Felix: Shut up!

Hilarius: I need child support.

Androcles: You’re not pregnant.

Hilarius: Says who?

Androcles: You just want the money.

Hilarius: So?

Androcles: Go home.

Hilarius: I can’t. My mommy and daddy are still angry with me.😢

Coryo: We brought bread pudding.

Pres.Ravinstill: Oh! I love bread pudding! Is it fresh?

Coryo: Straight out of my poor family’s rusty oven.

Hilarius: There’s a bun in my royal oven too!

Coryo: Go away, Heavensbee!

Sejanus: *quickly runs in and hugs Coryo from behind* Hi, Felix!

Apollo: Good morning, Class Pres!

Felix: How did you-

Sejanus: Your mother opened the gates for us.

Felix: My mother welcomed you in?!

Sejanus: And gave us free access to roam around your royal palace.

Apollo: She was so nice.😊

Felix: But she’s allergic to Coryo and Heavensbee!

Coryo: Is it because I’m poor?

Felix: Yeah. She’s allergic to poor people and homeless Hilari.

Hilarius: I’m not homeless!😫

Festus: Bro, you’re literally living and sleeping inside my cozy dumpster since the day your evil mommy and daddy disowned you.

Hilarius: They’re just teaching me an important lesson on how to be self-sufficient, resilient, and independent!

Festus: No, they’re not. They kicked you out.

Hilarius: They’ll take me back!

Festus: No, they won’t.

Hilarius: Someday!

Coryo: Hilari, please stop with your nonsense.

Hilarius: But-

Coryo: Creed’s right.

Hilarius: No, he’s not!

Coryo: 2 days ago, your parents even told Lucky Flickerman, Jubilee, Mr. Malmsey, and Capitol News that little “perfect” Plotinus is now the new Heavensbee heir.

Hilarius: My evil little brother is not the Heavensbee heir! I am!

Coryo: Not anymore.

Hilarius: I’m the rightful heir! I’m the true Queen Bee! I’m the real Beyoncé super fan!

Sejanus: Poor Hilari. You’ve been replaced by your own baby brother.

Hilarius: *starts wailing* I know! How could they?!

Sejanus: How could they what?

Hilarius: How could they kick a poor homeless pregnant Hilarius Heavensbee out of his own home?!😭

Sejanus: Do you need a hug?

Hilarius: I need money and a rich sugar daddy! I’m pregnant with Strabo Plinth’s baby!😭

Coryo: You’re not pregnant!

Felix: But seriously, bro, why are you even here? It’s so early in the morning!

Hilarius: So?

Felix: Mr. Sunny Sun Sun is still in bed with Mrs. Moony.

Apollo: I’m up!

Felix: You’re not the sun.

Apollo: I’m the sun god Apollo!

Hilarius: But do you like my new shiny short shorts?

Felix: No.

Hilarius: I bought them from Mama Cardew’s little shop yesterday.☺️

Felix: You said that you don’t have money to buy new clothes.

Hilarius: They were on sale.

Felix: Who gave you money?

Hilarius: Creed gave me money.

Festus: I did not!

Hilarius: I borrowed some money from Coryo’s tiger cousin.

Coryo: What money?! We have no money! Tigris doesn’t even work anymore! We’re poor!

Hilarius: Your tiger cousin doesn’t work anymore?!

Coryo: Yeah.😞 She got fired for being a cheese addict.

Hilarius: She got fired for eating too much cheese?!

Coryo: No, not really.

Hilarius: So what’s the truth?

Coryo: Fabricia freaking Whatnot fired my poor cousin because she was actually stealing and eating expensive cheese cubes all day.

Hilarius: Oh. She’s a thief.

Coryo: A cheese thief.

Hilarius: So who’s actually paying your family’s bills and groceries?

Coryo: My sugar daddy.

Sejanus: I’m Coryo’s sugar daddy.🥰

Coryo: We know, Babe.

Felix: Tell us the truth, Hilari.

Hilarius: Fine! A magical talking raccoon gave me some money to buy new clothes.

Felix: Heavensbee!

Hilarius: President Gran Gran threw money at me because I’m pretty.

Pres.Ravinstill: I did?

Hilarius: No. I just made that up.

Felix: Get out.

Hilarius: But Gran Gran invited us to come over for breakfast!

Felix: He did?!

Pres.Ravinstill: I did!

Felix: With my whole family?!

Hilarius: He did!

Felix: You’re lying.

Coryo: No. Homeless Hilari is actually telling the truth. Gran Gran even sent us an exclusive Ravinstill invitation last night.

Pres.Ravinstill: Surprise!🥳

Felix: Explain yourself, old man!

Pres.Ravinstill: I was lonely and they needed money.

Sejanus: Except for me. I’m rich.

Coryo: We know, Babe. We know.

Sejanus: Do you want me to kiss you in front of President Ravinstill, my love?😍

Coryo: Later.

Sejanus: Pretty please?🥺🙏

Coryo: After breakfast.

Sejanus: Then let’s “make out” and “make love” inside the Presidential Palace-

Coryo: Babe, shut up! You’re making me blush!

Sejanus: Let’s also “make love” inside the Presidential Office!

Coryo: Stop embarrassing me!

Sejanus: I know you want to.😏

Coryo: Babe, please! You’re making me weak on the knees!

Sejanus: Then I’ll sweep you off your feet!😍

Coryo: Panem, help me.

Androcles: That’s hot.

Felix: Is that even allowed?!

Pres.Ravinstill: I’ll allow it!

Felix: Gran Gran!

Sejanus: I love you.

Coryo: *quickly covers his blushing face* I love you too, Babe.

Pres.Ravinstill: But the kiss! Where’s the kiss?! I want to see the kiss!

Coryo: Later! I’m blushing!

Pres.Ravinstill: No! Kiss him now! Kiss him now, Little Snow!

Sejanus: Kiss me, my love! Kiss me!

Coryo: *is still covering his face* I can’t! I’m shy! I might pass out!

Apollo: That’s so cute!

Festus: I’m telling Lizzie.

Pres.Ravinstill: Somebody get me my SnowPlinth camera! Somebody get it now before the Vice President kicks me out of my office again!

Coryo: Mr. President!

Hilarius: Lol. I’m recording this.

Pres.Ravinstill: *is now clapping and shouting like a madman* Strabo x Crassus forever! Strabo x Crassus forever! Strabo x Crassus forever and ever and ever!

Androcles: That’s the wrong SnowPlinth Fan Club!

Pres.Ravinstill: It’s the original one, you uncultured child!

Androcles: Original?

Pres.Ravinsill: Yup! I was even the SnowPlinth Fan Club’s founder and president!☺️

Felix: *sighs* Nevermind. You don’t have to explain yourself.😑

Pres.Ravinstill: Now kiss!

Coryo: I’m shy!

Sejanus: I’m not.😘

Mrs.Ravinstill: *walks in* Felix Ravinstill!

Felix: Yes, mother?

Mrs.Ravinstill: It’s ✨Vice President✨ to you, boy!

Felix: But-

Mrs.Ravinstill: Now go back to your room and change!

Felix: Yes, Mrs. Vice President.😞

Mrs.Ravinstill: Good.

Coryo: Hi.

Mrs.Ravinstill: Don’t touch me or talk to me. You’re poor.

Coryo: Coriolanus is sad now.😢

Sejanus: But Mrs. Vice President-

Mrs.Ravinstill: Who are you again?

Sejanus: I’m Coryo’s beloved boyfriend, fiancé, baby daddy, husband, and sugar daddy!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Are you rich?

Sejanus: Very rich.

Mrs.Ravinstill: Good. Welcome to the family.

Sejanus: My Snow Bae is also pregnant with my baby right now.

Mrs.Ravinstill: Really? *turns to Coryo* Are you pregnant?

Coryo: *sweats nervously* Yes, Mrs. Vice President! I’m pregnant with my sugar daddy’s baby!

Mrs.Ravinstill: How many?

Coryo: How many what?

Mrs.Ravinstill: Children.

Coryo: 24 and more.😔

Mrs.Ravinstill: Fine. You can talk to me and my dog.

Hilarius: Hi!😀

Mrs.Ravinstill: Ew. A disowned homeless child.

Hilarius: I’m the real Queen Bee!😭

Mrs.Ravinsill: Doubt.

Felix: Mother, you’re killing me!

Mrs.Ravinstill: I’m not just your mother, boy! I’m the Vice President of Panem!

Pres.Ravinstill: Can I have my cute coloring books back?

Mrs.Ravinstill: Not until you kneel before me and my diamond encrusted 7 inch heels!

Pres.Ravinstill: I did nothing wrong!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Apologize, old man!

Pres.Ravinsill: Never!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Fine. I’ll burn your ugly coloring books before bedtime.

Pres.Ravinsill: I will cry!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Then cry harder!

Peacekeeper Joe: *runs in* Mr. President! Mr. President, your golden phone is ringing!

Pres.Ravinstill: Am I in trouble?

Peacekeeper Joe: No.

Pres.Ravinstill: Who’s calling?

Peacekeeper Joe: I don’t know.

Pres.Ravinstill: Oh, no! Felix, help me! The President’s golden phone is ringing! I’m scared!

Felix: You’re the President!

Pres.Ravinstill: I’m just a poor retired old man. I can’t afford an expensive golden phone.

Felix: Gran Gran, it’s your phone!

Pres.Ravinstill: It might be Mama Cardew or Mr. Anderson’s evil mom!

Androcles: My mother’s not evil.

Pres.Ravinstill: She tried to blackmail me and my darling Bichon Frisé puppies for more money last week!

Androcles: That’s normal.

Mrs.Ravinstill: Move aside, peasants! I’ll answer the phone!

Felix: Can I go? I’m hungry.

Mrs.Ravinstill: No! Everyone is not allowed to leave until I say so!

Felix: Yes, Mrs. Vice President.😞

Mrs.Ravinstill: *picks up the phone* Hello? Who’s this? Are you homeless, poor, or both?

D13: President Ravinstill?

Mrs.Ravinstill: Is this Mama Cardew or the royal dog walker?

D13: This is District 13.

Mrs.Ravinstill: District 13 doesn’t exist, you uncultured swine!

D13: It does!

Mrs.Ravinsill: Ew! A poor homeless peasant is speaking to me!

D13: District 13’s not homeless!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Yes, you are! Bye!

D13: Where’s President Ravinstill?!

Mrs.Ravinstill: He’s busy! Goodbye!

D13: No! Don’t hang up! District 13 still exist! We still exist!

Mrs.Ravinstill: Ew! I’m allergic to rebels and mole people!

D13: Don’t hang up!

Mrs.Ravinstill: I hate charity!

D13: We’re not a charity!

Mrs.Ravinstill: AU REVOIR, b*tch!

D13: Wait!

Mrs.Ravinstill: *angrily throws the golden phone out of the window*

D13: Hello? Hello?!

Pres.Ravinstill: Who was it?

Mrs.Ravinstill: F*ckin’ mole people.

Pres.Ravinstill: Ew.

[wannaeatramyeon]

tbh i need me some zack lee 😢😢 I THINK HES A LIL UNDERRATED WHEN IT COMES TO FICS AND STUFF i think maybe its bcuz he has a love interest??????

FUCKING LOVE ZACK (I say that about most of lookism eh). Tbh he was the first one that I really paid attention to. He had such a great slice of life arc, going from an asshole bully to a compassionate caring guy. And his dedication and tenacity - he never. gives. up.

But the fact that he likes Mira and she is such a queen, it makes me feel bad :(

If you insist though (and please do keep insisting). Thanks for the ask! I need more Zack stuff too tbh

Zack Lee x Reader: Confessing to You (or a little before)

Zack clutches the bouquet tightly in his hands.

Was this too much? Too old fashioned? Too embarassing? Agh why does this not come easily to me. He considers bashing his head into the flowers but somehow restrains himself.

Zack really wanted to do this properly, and ask you out with some sort of romantic gesture. Now, being here on your doorstep, that is a different story.

"It's obvious Y/N likes you! Stop being a wimp and just ask her out!" Mira had scolded him, after he finally confessed to her last month. It was obvious in hindsight that they wouldn't ever progress from being best friends. Taking the leap from friendship to romance was just too much in the end, especially with all they had been through. Eventually the puppy crush fizzled out. You had an unintentional helping hand with that.

You were always nice to him, then again, you were always nice to everyone. But that time you patched him up after a fight, laughed at his jokes, and promised not to tell Mira; Zack had no choice but to start paying attention to you.

How did he miss someone like you from right under his nose? He knew his friends constantly poked fun at him for being so laser-focused on Mira, but had he really been that bad?

And then when you were paired up together for an assignment - he was done for. The time together allowed his feelings to blossom. Had he ever laughed that much with someone else? Had he ever felt so warm and comfortable in someone else's company? Had his heart pounded this much when he was with Mira?

Zack's crush on you dragged from days to weeks to months. He was never one to really do anything about it, just look at how far he got with Mira. But his confidence grew when he sneakily tried to glance at you and found you already looking. Even more when he noticed you always sought him out to ask how he's doing. And finally he made up his mind when you mentioned in passing that you thought he was the perfect guy.

Maybe he did have a chance, or maybe he would regret it too much if he didn't at least ask.

Zack knocks on your door, and awaits his fate.

[paradiserotting]

im being bullied on twt for relating to pearl please 😭😭😭 its a universal feeling right???

[serenitywinter-twe-if]

Helloo there! I'd like to give lots of love for this story! I'm a fucking pusset, and I avoid horror with all my might, usually, but your story has been really intriguing and I'm, above all else, deadly curious! I think there's only one other horror IF that I actually like, and now there's yours too! The story seems to be pretty interesting and the MC being a private investigator only adds to that (me loves sniffing around where I shouldn't). When I read the whole swamp scene there was a giant storm here, and when we reach the parking area, the lights started to flick here, the game's sound made it a whole lot worse and I was like "Well, damn you wendigo sir, you already found me". 😢

I looved Elias, he's a real grumpy and my MC was so terrified that she resorted to violence, never my first option, but I loved the outcome. And I'm sooo curious about Shepard, and literally everyone. As Elias said "curiosity killed the cat" and oh man I'm in for a ride, no regrets.

Thank you so much, I'm looking forward to learn more about the world, the characters and the story as a whole. Let's love these guys/galssss and enjoy this amazing writing!

Awww staaap it ! I blushed reading this >.> I mean it went straight to my little heart 🥹 I'm so happy to know you'd tried reading it and actually loved it ! (Which other horror IF do you like ? I'm asking for a friend 👀. Nah, in truth I'm quite an IF enjoyers to the core as well 😤).

Haha, MC being a private investigator will sure sniff all around the country 😂 Nothing will stop their nosy ass.

The hours I put to find the right effect to add a little tension when the creature comes back I'm glaaaad it works ! 🥳

The fact that everybody wants to bully grumpy Elias is sooo much fun to read 😂 Did you punch him ? 🤣 It's so funny to read reactions about him ! Feel free to ask, if you have questions about the other characters ! I'll do my best to write some spoiler-free answers 🤗 (Sheppard getting so much attention is getting me a fluffy feeling in the chest. Like, I'm seeing them like my smol bean instead of all, y'all making me 🥹👉👈 "Please continue to love them edgy child". )

Welp, it's decided, I'm pulling all nighters for this part 02 xD

Thank you so very much for your kind words and cheers ! Do take care of you 🩵🌟

[ironflowerflower2008]

I am going to write about till the end of the moon as there are none 😔 sadly so I am going to write and it is my first you can also request me feel free and don't stop if you are going to request I will make it.....

And this my first one shot sooo please be easy on me and important English is not my first language

Devil god (tantai Jin) x reader " I swear I will kill you "

Part 1

People yelling as someone attack the world with arrows..... " Li susu they are coming here " you said to her she was concerned about there sect.

Gongye jiwu was concerned for Ii susu you loved gongye jiwu with your whole heart you were his Best friend and when he tell you about his feelings towards li susu. Your heart was broken and then it was the end of your best friendship.

You were suffering from depression and then you both break you best friendship in all sects your friendship was so famous and many people ship you both.

But it doesn't go as it was planned he liked someone else 😔. " Don't you think we can kill him " I said to her

" he is a devil god y/n " you rolled your eyes. Li susu and gongye jiwu go after him to stop him but he was so powerful that even my father 'I am adopted daughter' ( li susu father best friend . I think his name zahayo). He was stronger then us but devil win against them. He asked my father

"where is she?" He said to him " even if you threatens to kill me I will not tell you " devil become pissed but zahayou was not an idiot but he will never tell him where y/n was or time turner ( just call that thing this )

Then cheif Qu arrived there and they fight and free Zahayou from him. And take him to his sect palace. You were there and help heal him. " My lovely daughter " he gave her something a necklace

" take this and reflect to your past and if you can forgive me please " and then li susu came with the time turner and show us devil how he was getting bullied.

'so he was made a villain he wasn't actually a villian' I thought and cheif Qu and my father use that turner to take us 500 year in past. I didn't give that much attention to his face.

But until then devil has arrived " so you are here " when I see his face I remember the face from my dream he was replica of that person. " Y/n " he looked shock to see me and some kind of hurt in his eyes.

But he had killed everyone even my father 😢 we ( li susu and me ) said at the same time " I swear I will kill you " he didn't care for li susu answer but from my mouth when these words were said he looked like he will break down.

I couldn't see his face we finally got in past.

[pony-central]

Sick PonyCentral's Interview

Interviewer - Boyfriend

9:10 AM

Boyfriend: Hmm. Who's Subject 326788? 🤨

Secretary: Sick PonyCentral. Why do you wanna talk to her?

Boyfriend: I only wanna ask her some questions.

Secretary: Well, she's in the waiting room, if you wanna say "Hello" to her.

Boyfriend: Send her in.

Secretary: OK. 😊

Sick PonyCentral is seen playing with her Nintendo Switch.

Secretary: Miss Sick PonyCentral?

Sick PonyCentral: Hmm?

Secretary: Mr Boyfriend wants to see you for a moment. He wishes to interview you for a bit.

Sick PonyCentral: Oh. I see. I'll be there. 😔

Secretary: Great!

9:15 AM

Boyfriend: *humming*

The door swings open.

Boyfriend: Oh. Sick PonyCentral, hello. Please, take a seat.

Sick PonyCentral: OK.

She sits down on the swivel chair, and spins on it.

Boyfriend: Stop that, please.

Sick PonyCentral stops spinning.

Boyfriend: Now, then. Subject 326788, do you know why you're here with me today?

Sick PonyCentral: Yes. I am. 😔

Boyfriend: I'm not mad at you, Sick PonyCentral. I just wanna ask you some simple questions. This is an interview, not an intervention.

Sick PonyCentral: OK. I can do that.

Boyfriend: Perfect! Thank you for understanding.

Boyfriend goes through his paperwork and pulls out a worksheet. It contains some questions for Sick PonyCentral to answer. He gets out his ballpoint pen.

Sick PonyCentral: *nervous voice* Are you gonna start? 😟

Boyfriend: Oh, yeah. So, tell me about yourself. I'm interested to know your story.

Sick PonyCentral: Uh, OK then. My name is Sick PonyCentral. I am a young woman who has a boyfriend named Sick Patrick.

Boyfriend: Interesting. *he writes this down* So, are you fluent in any languages? 🤨

Sick PonyCentral: Well, I'm mostly an English speaker. I do know a tiny bit of Welsh, but not a lot of Welsh. And, I'm not the best at French or Spanish. Man, Spanish class was ruthless when I was in high school. *laughs*

Boyfriend writes the notes down.

Boyfriend: Any pet peeves?

Sick PonyCentral: Pet peeves? Oh! Purity Senpai! That's my biggest pet peeve. Oh, and people dressing animals up in tight outfits. That's another pet peeve.

Boyfriend: What would you die for? And, what would you kill for?

Sick PonyCentral: I'd rather not answer those questions.

Boyfriend: OK then. Uh, how did your parents come up with the name "Sick PonyCentral"?

Sick PonyCentral: Oh, my parents died when I was little. They just came up with it.

Boyfriend: OK, then. So what about your income?

Sick PonyCentral: I'd rather not say. I don't exactly remember how much money I have.

Boyfriend: OK. So uh... Tell me about your high school life. How did high school go? 🤨

Sick PonyCentral: Oh... Yeah... High school. 😔

Sick PonyCentral looked down at the floor and hid her face in her hooves. Boyfriend looked at her with concern on his face.

Boyfriend: Are you... Crying? 😟

Sick PonyCentral: *sniffling* No! 😢

Boyfriend: Hey, pal. It's OK. *walks up to her* Shh... Don't cry, please.

Sick PonyCentral: *cries* I'm sorry, but anytime someone brings high school up, I just break down! 😫😭

Sick PonyCentral rested her head in her arms, as she started crying. Boyfriend got worried about her.

Boyfriend: Hey, now. There's no need to cry, Sick PonyCentral. I'm here now. *hugs her* Everything's gonna be OK. Now, can you be a big girl and stop crying for a few seconds? 😟

Sick PonyCentral: *sniffling* OK.

Boyfriend: Thanks. *he hugs her and sits back down, taking notes*

Sick PonyCentral reaches for the tissues and wipes the mascara off her face.

Sick PonyCentral: OK. I'll tell you. Back in high school, there was this guy named Purity Senpai. I'm sure you've heard of him.

Boyfriend: Yeah, I have.

Sick PonyCentral: After school I walked behind the school building, and he bullied the shit out of me! 😫

Sick PonyCentral starts crying again, as Boyfriend got more worried.

Boyfriend: Oh, dear! Sick PonyCentral, please don't get all worked up again! I feel bad for you. Please tell me what he did to you! 😟

Sick PonyCentral: He... *sobbing* He pinned me against the wall, verbally abused me, and called me the worst nickname ever! I felt so embarrassed! 😫😭

Sick PonyCentral started crying louder, as Boyfriend dropped his clipboard and ran up to her, hugging her. She hugged him back, sobbing hysterically, and getting mascara on the back of his shirt.

Sick PonyCentral: Oh, God. I'm sorry about that.

Boyfriend: It's OK, Sick PonyCentral. It'll wash out. Now, tell me the nickname he gave you, without crying.

Sick PonyCentral: I can't tell anyone even WITHOUT crying! It's so painful to go through! 😭😫😭

Boyfriend: *holds her hooves* Please? 🥺

Sick PonyCentral: I can try.

Sick PonyCentral sniffled as she sat back down.

Sick PonyCentral: He... He... HE! 😫

Boyfriend: He what?

Sick PonyCentral: *bursts into tears again* HE CALLED ME SICKLY KAYLEIGH! 😭 😭 😭

Sick PonyCentral wasn't able to stop the tears this time. It wasn't her fault, she's just a sensitive girl.

Boyfriend: Aww, there there, Sick PonyCentral. Thanks for telling me about this.

Sick PonyCentral is still crying.

Boyfriend: You're free to go.

Sick PonyCentral: *while crying* Thanks, Boyfriend...

Sick PonyCentral left the room in tears. She sat down with a lollipop and ate it.

Secretary: So how did the interview go - Oh. Oh dear. What's the matter? 😟

Sick PonyCentral hugged her while crying.

Secretary: Shh... It's OK now. Let's get you home.

Sick PonyCentral: OK.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

No because I thought his LN was on crack or something especially when he had like his osha awakening moment like they fully wrote out all the details of him posing with the galaxy in the background surrounded by all the planets and the literal LETTERS floating above his head like???? Yeah I mean if I were an Aryu stan I would’ve taken more time to read but I also couldn’t get past the fact that he was so appalled by his lack of musical talent that he fr was sick in bed for three days BRO it was so goofy it kinda makes me wonder what he would’ve been like if he hadn’t been bullied though :(

I- THERES NO WAY??? THE GRIND IS TOO INTENSE OMG???? Glad you’re alive now though oh god allergies really suck

And no seriously like people think that writing is the only thing you’ll have going on like sorry bro your fav writes have lives?? Also considering the length of your fics generally you’d think they’d realize that it’s kinda insane for you to update so quickly??? And I’m ngl I was really impressed that you were churning out so many pieces in such a short period of time especially since they were all at the very least 6k or something like….

IM SO EXCITED ugh baby Karasu truly is too cute the epinagi panels make me wanna just squish his cheeks!!! But I have full faith in you your different fic verses always keep it unique even if some things might be similar (like fwtkac and freaky Friday) like I remember you saying they had some similar aspects too but they didn’t feel repetitive in the slightest so!!

Vibe checking is so real like I’m not about to make people think that I’m like THOSE anime enjoyers yk….its okay we’ve got you o7 bllk chatter sessions ftw>>>

Freak loser Rin confirmed guys….yeah I did feel a bit bad for Sae LMAO but erm yeah what an interesting kid Rin was…..The fact that they don’t have eyes sent me I saw someone post somewhere saying that Rin and Sae must be adopted because they have long lashes but their parents don’t even have eyes LMFAOOOO

PLEASE KANESHIRO GET KARASU AND YUKIMIYA IN THERE!!! Honestly I’m lowk conflicted about post nel arc on one hand I’m really excited because I wanna see everyone together again but on the other hand I’m like…how much more of bllk do we still have…..I need my content!! Dw we add the slice of life filler episode into the manifestation circle…it will happen! Wait I’m also kinda curious about how the nel offers work? I’ve seen people all over talking about how after this they’ll like split and go to their respective countries from which they selected in nel to go join clubs and whatnot and I’m like uhhh that doesn’t sound like getting the gang back together!!!!

BAROUU>> I hope more people stop with the red flag Barou trend now because this man is such green flag material….okay and um maybe we actually just have prophetic abilities I was being so unserious when I said that LMAOOOO soooo trust slice of life episode tabieitaken comeback soon!!!

-Karasu anon

HELP the way they described the letters and everything omg i was cackling…it felt like they were trying to give a serious backstory to a very unserious character which gave it a general cracky vibe 😭 and the lack of musical talent causing him to throw up was unreal like what even

HAHAHA the grind is always with me fr 😈🙏🏻 this was a while ago like circa 2021 so it’s been a bit 😫 unfortunately i do have a peanut allergy it’s like my debuff 😢

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYINGGG bro i had written over a 100k words for that fic in like a month that’s legitimately longer than most published novels 😭 i feel like when i’m inspired i’m a very prolific writer (eg i’ve written probably close to 150k words for bllk since may??) but the downside is if i’m not into smth you’re not getting anything out of me for it

OKAY YAY i’m glad it doesn’t come off across as too similar…i do think part of it stems from me just being the one writing it so i notice even the smallest similarities even though they wouldn’t really bother a reader necessarily?? at least i hope they wouldn’t 😓 and yessss squishy cheeks baby karasu that’s exactly the vibe he’s supposed to have he’s such a cutie i want to eat him

fr i need to differentiate myself…like yes i watch anime and write fanfiction and am a LITTLE not normal abt certain characters but i still shower and have friends/hobbies and touch grass 😔

HELP omg idk what the deal w the itoshi parents being so mysterious is…like is it meant to represent how sae was the only family rin cared abt?? because that’s lowkey crazy if that’s the case 😭 freak loser rin we’ve known it from the start 😩 need the world to get on our wavelength

ooh it might be how it is irl where like players play for their respective clubs but then for the world cup they come back and represent their national teams!! so we’ll have an arc or so of them learning how to play pro football, introducing more players so that the stakes for u20 wc are higher (because there’ll be established dynamics with other international players) and then everyone gets back together to play for japan in the wc

YES FREE BAROU FROM THE RED FLAG ALLEGATIONS PRONTO HE IS TRULY THE OPPOSITE!! and FRR we are bllk oracles or smth…seeing karasu yukimiya and kunigami relevance in the future of pxg vs bm 🧿🕯️