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#guys...#having a crush on ur best friend should be illegal#please someone get me outta here!!!#im chewing on the walls please someone just put me outta my misery#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA#im loosing my mind!!!!#she speaks!#someone remind me to delete this later#cant have feelings on main!! ew yucky
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition
[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]
#aventurine#dr ratio#ratiorine#aventio#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr memes#hsr meme#honkai star rail memes#honkai star rail meme#hsr aventurine#hsr ratio#dr. ratio#veritas ratio#this blog is about to be about 80% Star Rail for an indefinite period of time. and i’m not sorry abt it y’all have been warned#can't get these guys outta my head so here's my first attempt at contributing to this fandom please laugh#no but fr tho i can't tell if any of these are Actually funny slash accurate or if they just are to me#still. the idea's been nagging me for a couple days so i'm getting it outta my system#i also hope none of these have already been made. i always fear that i'm gonna unknowingly copy someone aaa#also also i've no clue if my attempt at adding alt text was actually helpful or done right so if it isn't feel free to correct me
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job search going so bad its unleashing biblical plagues upon me
#personal#being overdramatic. but i had to get someone to cover#my figure drawing class bc im not feeling welllll :( BLEGH#need this week to be over so fucking bad <- its tuesday#i do not have the middleschool teachers temperment. get me outta here!!!!#need one of these places to get back to meee ;_; like PLEASE!!!!!!!
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christ~🎃
#please#please i need medical assistance#i decidedly not okay#someone run out and get me more kerosene#talk about a dumpster fire day#just gonna skitter on outta here and make myself at home#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#my chemical romance#mcrmy#frnkiero#my chem#frnkie#ilhsm
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every night I think "I can't do this anymore" and every day. I wake up. and I do this.
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class in session Reader/Kith'rak Voss 2.8K - E
You're a new sarth under Kith'rak Voss. Fresh blood. And he's going to teach you some respect. ---------------------- “Skipped that lesson,” you say, squeezing Voss’ hand, hard, “for something fun.” He laughs. And it’s low, and something you feel crawl through your hands, underneath your armour, mark leather. “Maybe,” runs tongue along his sharp teeth, walks you backward, “I should fill that hole,” pause, more steps back, “in your studies.” You hear the laughter of other riders in the yard as they watch. The stretch of dragon wings. Yawn of a crushing jaw.
Set when Voss was a lot younger (still an old man dw just under 1k), not long (relatively) after Orpheus was jailed. Enjoy :>
#githyanki#bg3#bg3 reader#reader insert#reader/kith'rak voss#reader/voss#kith'rak voss#des writes#had to desperately get this outta my system#i hope someone somewhere out there enjoys this haha#if you do please let me know on ao3!!!!!!#or here#it'd be an honour#reader inserts are still kinda outta my comfort zone and this was good practice for the interactive novel#bg3 fic#bg3 fanfic
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#there r a lot of posts on here about voting and your rights as a voter that i like. don't Disagree with.#but they're written with such condescension in a way that only tumblr users can muster#so i don't fucking reblog them. i'm not reblogging your guilt trip post pretty much no matter what.#again. tumblrinas are not the voting block you should be focusing on but if you insist upon doing so can you do it better please??#sometimes it's not even condescension it's like the breathless panicked insistence that My Vote Will Decide The Outcome Of This Election#(and of course that's the most important thing we should care about alwa- i mean every four years)#like yeah voter disenfranchisement is real but your post sucks and i'm not exposing my 100 followers to it lol#go do some phone banking or something that will actually be productive in electing california's top cop like. idk.#teeth.txt#i don't think this is gonna get me flack bc i'm not saying it with my chest out of the tags and my followers + mutuals are broadly chill#but if someone does want to have a discussion or whatever uhhh my askbox and dms are CLOSED get outta here
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AND REMEMBER: MAKE NOBLE SACRIFICES AND DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID..... PERSEY WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU. ( x )
#insp: gisela alcantara#oc: gianna villareal#oc: olga litvinchuck#oc: love lourinho#oc: persey pasternak#oc: ondria villareal norrey#oc: yori villareal#oc: francis allard#oc: fleur faucher#v: a cure for wellness#tlou oc#the last of us oc#hehehehehe i made something at last <3 once more tlou brainworms have the braincell ! we love to see it!#the babies are scattered to the winds circa pt i but the gang gets back together during and post pt 2 ! M'LOVES#very very pleased to inform that persey may be getting someone to keep his hind end alive <3 (ty aj for his life 🥀😌)#though love and maybe gia post joel (*SOB*) and theyre not here but clovis and thomas and matt are available hehe <3#the saints of seattle <3#tell me why it looks like persey 'theyre not talking about me OH THEY ARE keep smiling' bc im wheezing#francis was studying to be the doctor / combat medic before they had to get outta town when the wolves overthrew f*edra#(they left sometime after + abandoned the acfw besties but that wasnt knowledge + this is learned after they went after the facility:') )#(and it was only of necessity as they had the facility and needed it and its recources and after they left they became independent)#in a rare occasion leg posts in the daylight hours 🥀✨😌🥴#leg.edits#leg.ocs#*ocedit#*myedits
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anti shippers are so freaking annoying bro 😭
#just watched a video of someone saying “fetishizing sexualising and glorifying” with a straight face they were SERIOUS#get me outta here please#ri rants about something#fandom critical#mine
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*comes home covered in blood shaking* i had a three hour training workday
#and another one tomoro. four hours. whats next? putting me on the fucking cross?#it wouldnt be so bad if i werent soooo incredibly sleep deprived. and if i could just dress normal there. but nooo#silly caro has to wear her fucking jesters costumes (business casual/formal)#wearing my fucking glasses too i look like an amphibian cosplaying gerry from succession. vacant stare in my eye as i dont know how to act#someone please release me back into a nearby river or pond i am out of my natural environment and my health is deteriorating like#if i were molting it would be SO patchy. no way it would all come off smoothly.#i feel like that gay chimp from the nope movie GET MY ASS OUTTA HERE!!!!!!! i am NOT MEANT TO BE IN THIS ENVIRONMENT ITS UNNATURAL
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If nobody is sure it happens why is it worth discussing
#This is my issue with so much shit#can we stop speaking on hypotheticals please#this is still my issue with the ace thing 😭#like if I ask why u hate ace ppl and ur response is what if they go to lgbt homeless shelters#what if?#that whole convo pissed me off like don’t get it twisted I was being very weird and Iconsistent#but like u also never answered my question and got mad when I was confused like…#anyways that’s not the point the point here is white ppl say that shit all the time#i got bullied in high school for being white 🤥#so ur response is to débase entire centuries worth of experiences based on smth im supposed to take u at face value for#and yknow what I don’t trust white ppl saying they got bullied by black ppl like y’all thought that offset interview was intense#white teachers saying their classrooms are outta control and it’s black kids laughing at a joke or smth#i cant#oh for context original screenshot is in response to saying ‘what if someone got jumped just for being a white cis male’
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Okay, Okay so to make myself clear…Here’s all the guys
@cabinrain @maxbeta360 @cheek-clapper-of-hells-kitchen
Three THREE IS ENOUGH
#and the boxes#I’m#I think#I think I might be struggling actually#what? who said that???#time to play Roblox#time to play roblox ALONE#as just me#as Wade W Wilson#Wade Wilson by himself#no box bullshit or 7ft machines or dragons or blind dudes#just me and my best friend#I’m going bananas#I’m looking my marbles one might say#Jesus Christ shut up everyone#yea I said the lords name in vain#what are you Irish Catholics gonna do about it?#leave?#I hope so#get outta here PLEASE#‘I miss Cortana’#‘I miss Foggy’#‘I miss my Dad’#I MISS THE SILENCE#maybe if I was ignored less as a kid I would be a singlet#maybe I could enjoy life without having to babysit you adult toddlers#I want to be cared for#I want someone to help ME#just one person to tuck me in and tell me they love me#what the fuck is happening to me?
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little shop of horrors makes me unreasonably emotional
#someone show me a way to get outta here😭😭😭 cause i constantly pray ill get outta here😭😭😭 please wont somebody say ill get outta here😭#someone gimme my shot or ill rot here😭😭😭 show me how and i will ill get outta here😭😭😭 ill start climbin uphill and get outta here😭😭#someone tell me i still could get outta here😭😭😭#and do not get me started on Somewhere Thats Green#cowboy posts
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its really difficult for me to open up about things, ESPECIALLY things that could be really harmful (parents, mental health) if unchecked, do u have any advice?
genuinely i am so sorry i dont have any solid advice for you :(
umm lightheardedly tho
whooaaa dude same eyyyyy
#marble asks#um#lil#thing in the tags#hmm how do i phrase this in a way that wont get me in trouble#uhhhhhhhhhh please proceed with caution#hopefully the tags cut off#right about here somewhere???#that means you dont have to look at this#yea um recently ive been in a really bad place mentally :( and im really not sure why#i think? ive been getting ok sleep and my friends are really nice about it but i dont really want to talk to them about it bc it feels too#personal? idk anyway#uhh my intrusive thoughts have been getting REALLY bad outta nowhere#like#relating to sh :(((#and i cant really talk to anyone bc theyll like tell my parents bc “im a danger to myself” or something#uhm anyways its like#stuff like that im kinda dealing with rn too#soo i guess i feel ya :(#maybe if you can.. try talking to someone you trust?#a therapist if you have one. or a close friend or adult idk#if you really wanted i guess you could send me asks#even tho we're just strangers on the internet#sometimes it helps just to talk to someone and know youre not alone#ok the tags cut off a couple of times and i dont want to make this too long#but i believe in you! you will do great things. have a lovely day/night <3
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Toji with a puppy girl👀
Nah cuz puppy!reader…x wolf!toji‼️⁉️ GOODBYE YALL🫡
Alright imagine wolf cop!Toji and puppy!reader who accidentally got caught speeding and acting all fidgety and nervous when he made her roll her window down. Wolf cop!Toji’s leaning against your car door, merely asking for your driver’s license and you’re already shaking in your seat.
The first thing you did was trying to explain why you were speeding just a little, to buy some heat suppressants and Toji could see that you weren’t lying about that. Puppy girl is all sweaty, your eyes are droopy with indecipherable lust and your aromal pheromones were begging him to breed you. He is a servant of the law, supposedly having to be professional on his job, but fuck did he want to help you with your heat.
He doesn’t know the extent of his self-control and he has no interest in testing it today—so he promptly sends puppy off with a warning, he’d better not catch you speeding again.
The next time he saw puppy was a few seasons later—when he was passing by an alley on the way home from dinner with the chief. There was a little yelp of desperation, and what seemed to be someone calling for help. He could smell the scent fraught and despair, along with a familiar whiff of feminine pheromones.
Stalking into the tenebrous alleyway, he found you cowering all scared over the corner, ears back and tail between your legs as a hooded male prowled closer to you.
Without much thinking, Toji hauled the male away from you, smashing his frame against the wall before locking his hands behind his back.
The man tried to fight back but it was all simply in futile. He could try all he want but Toji would still have him subjugated under his strength. Ripping the hoodie off of him, and as his features were described; it was the serial rapist around your area.
“Oi!” he called for your attention, sobbing as you shut your thighs tight together. “Get my phone outta my pocket.”
You did as you’re told, dialling the number he chanted aloud and soon the cops were there to bring the male under custody.
“Thank you for saving me, sir,” you spoke to the intimidatingly huge wolf. And Toji returned with a terse ‘welcome’, noting the crimson blush you wore underneath your cheeks and your strong intoxicating scent; it made his head heavy and the world seemed to whirled in his sight.
“Yer’ alright?” his voice was comfortingly deep, the grizzly pitch scratching the nerves in your ears. You’re practically sweating, and acting like how you were the first time he saw you. “Why are you out here alone this late?”
“I was going to get some heat suppressants and my car was getting fixed. So I had to walk…” you embarrassingly cried. Fuck, he swore in his head, not again. The officers were busy with the rapist bastard and letting you continue your walk alone seemed unsafe. So, he’d better send you back as quickly as possible and get on his merry way home.
Or so he thought.
“Please, please, please…!” you tearily whined, rubbing yourself against his knee, nose buried deep in his neck, breathing in his manly essence. Toji was beating back a groan, your scent punching his nostrils and messing up his heartbeat. He was supposed to drive you home, and somehow you’re straddled on top of him just as he has reached your home.
“Hey—”
“It hurts s’much, sir!” you’ve balled his shirt into your fist, staring at him with those wet puppy eyes. It’s your hormones against his instincts, and he has to put himself under control no matter what. “The toys are no use, I can’t do it anymore!”
“Where’s ya suppressant?” Toji sighed as he rummaged through your bag, his thigh began to dampen and the bulge in his pants pumped against the restraints of his brief as it grew in size. You didn’t manage to buy it, did you?
“Please, save me,” your voice broke as you cried, desperation oozing out of your eyes along with your tears. He could feel your pulse through his pants and your drenched panty, and fuck were you pushing him towards the edge of his limits. “It’s just this once, please…!”
Your words were the breaking point that wrenched the very last of his self-control out of his wavering self. But rules are still rules, and he worked quickly to call his partner, instructing him to help log out of his shift system for him. You were practically all over him when the phone call ended, your little teeth nipping and licking over his saliva-coated neck.
“Bad girl,” Toji clicked his tongue, his voice was low, almost predatory with a growl. You let out a yelp when he grabbed your face, forcing your head to the side as to expose the supple skin of your neck. It wasn’t fair for you to mark him without expecting him to imprint on you. Especially when you’d let out your adorable gasps as he sunk his sharp teeth into your flesh, your skin threatening to break and blood ready to flow under the subjugation of his canines.
He would only learn more of the sound you’d make when he pressed a finger against your pulsing clit through your embarrassingly wet panty, teasing and rolling your bud until your body shook and voice begged him to touch you more.
You were all he could smell and hear, his mind and body nearly drunk off of your pheromones that bubbled into the sizzling hot air. And it took the rest of a pathetic amount of restrain left in him not to eat you whole. He would have to compromise on the honey that seemed to coat your skin, sucking and biting the sweetness off of you.
Your gasps turned to whines when he stuffed a finger into your heat, a single digit of his large enough to please your squeezing cunt. But he expected you to take more than that, stretching out your slick-dripped pussy with two of his thick fingers. Your cavern squelched as he slipped them in and out of you, your head growing heavy and your eyesight turning hazy.
“Feel so—nnh, good…!” you slurred through the pleasure that shook your nerves. Your movements did nothing but agitated the bulge in his trousers, and Toji hated being edged of all things. So he had your wrists bounded by his cuffs, your arms raised above his head and your motions then restricted to your hips as you buckled them from the tingles in your core.
Toji smirked through one of the bite he was marking on your chest when he pumped his digits in and out of your sloppy cunt faster, his thumb reaching your clit and stimulating both of them at the same time. You burst into heightened cries as you felt your orgasm coming close, your hips rolling with his thick fingers as they curled over the gummy part of your wall, your eyes rolling to the back of head as pressure started building in your core.
“Mmnh—I’m cummin’, I’m cummin’!” you repeated into a chant, your features twisting to his enjoyment as he watched you come undone from his mere fingers.
From the look of it, Toji knew you haven’t had enough. You were at the height of your heat, any coherence long melted into your innate desires to mate, for hours at least. You tried to free yourself from the cuff he’d locked you in, your eyes raking over his body down to the pumping size in his pants, a spot of pre-cum damp from your doings.
“Please, sir…” you whined through your adorable doe eyes, your craving for his cock to fill your cunt catching up to your limit. “Please fuck me.”
“That’s what I wanna hear,” Toji smirked, nipping the end of your sensitive ear, causing you to shudder from his touch. He loved the fact that he doesn’t have to ask for you to beg for him, his animalistic ego stroked by your adorable neediness.
Your eyes nearly popped out when you watched him unbuckled his belt and pulled his pants down to release his fat cock, veiny and pulsing and ready to pump you full. You were almost too eager to fit him inside of you, your hips sinking down a little too quickly. But Toji was quicker to grab you before you hurt yourself. You were already well prepared, your body releasing all the hormones necessary but still, you were built a little too small for him.
“Someone’s impatient,” Toji chuckled as you wriggled in his hold. Just as he thought, your lips paused open when he slowly sank you halfway down his length, his thick cock pushing against the wall of your tummy, a little bump from the shape of his bulging from the inside of your stomach.
The both of you swore underneath your breaths, and you threw your head back when Toji started shifting into your hips. You were so damn tight and warm and wet that his carnal need to breed hit him like a fucking truck.
His jaw clenched as he forced his whole length into your pulsing hole, your eyebrows furrowed and teeth sunk into your bottom lip from how full you felt. Your breaths left your mouth as dragged moans when Toji began to draw his hips out and into your weeping cunt, slow but deep.
His thumb drew circles upon your hardened clit once again, attempting to ease your clenching hole but it did nothing but tightened your grip around his girth. “You gotta relax, pup,” he groaned into the sultry air, and you cried as you shook your head.
“M’ can’t! Please!” you mewled, rolling your hips for the least bit of friction, itching to ease the tingle between your thighs.
“Fuck,” Toji growled as tears of frustration began forming in your eyes. You weren’t the only one starved for sex, he’s been holding on for so long just not to hurt you. But you’re an eager one, can’t even wait for his cock to start moving and you’re sniffling your tears aback. “You better not regret this,” he clicked his tongue before drawing his hips back, slamming them up into your weeping cunt.
The car shook from the force and a scream lodge itself in your throat, your pussy ached with his cock dragging against your walls, and a pulsing warmth began to swarm all over your belly. “Haah—it’s s’good!” you mumbled unsteadily, your back arching into him and eyes turning crossed.
“I need you to be, shit—clearer, sweet.”
“Your cock f-feel s’good, sir!” you could feel the way Toji twitched inside of you, his pace relentless and rough. It doesn’t take long for you to feel the crack of the pressure in your core, and your released gushed all over his lap and car seat, the scent of your essence making his head heavy.
He doesn’t stop even when your lips spewed nothing but rambles, your drool slipping down your chin and onto your marked chest. Instead, he began to fuck himself into you, harder and faster. Your thighs shook for the way his cock spurred up your insides, it was as if he was trying to bring you apart then and there.
Toji bellowed out a low growl as his nails sank into the flesh on your hips, using your body like a fleshlight and messing up your sore cunt. Your slick cavern hugged his cock tight as he twitched, the nerves on his tip dancing upon the fire of pleasure before you feel a rope of his velvety semen paint your insides white, a wave of orgasm crushing down over you soon after.
You’re too drunk and dumb off his cock to stop him, your eyes rolled to the back of your head and tongue idly lolling out. Toji had spent too much of his time enveloped in your mating pheromones, his hormones raging all over his body, twisting the levels until he was down to nothing but a hulking body of a male intending to impregnate.
Unbeknownst to you, it would take days for a wolf’s rut to wear off.
#BUNN—nsfw#toji x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#toji fushiguro#fushiguro toji#toji x you#jjk toji#toji smut#jjk men#jjk fanfic#zenin toji#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen imagines#jujutsu kaisen toji#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#jjk x reader smut#anime#anime smut#smut#x reader#one shot
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I’m sure someone’s already headcannoned this, but Bruce having pet names for the Batkids? Man, those are his babies—you can bet your ass he has pet names for them. He might not be the type of man to show much affection beyond a shoulder pat or the occasional forehead kiss, but he’s determined to parent the crap outta these orphans, and pet names are an easier medium to show that he cares.
Dick is both “chum” and “sweetheart” depending on the context. When Bruce is feeling playful and comfortable (the easy, “your mine and I’m just happy to be here with you” kind of love), he’ll stick with “chum” and Dick absolutely loves it. But when Dick’s sick or has a nightmare or got injured during patrol? It’s sweetheart. It’s default mode for Bruce, because seeing Dick in pain brings up so many raw, intense emotions (Bruce gets scared, goddamit) that it’s easier for him to say “I’ve got you, sweetheart, it’s okay, just keep your eyes on mine,” then it is to say “I’m so terrified that I’m going to loose you, I love you, you’re my everything.”
Jason is“Jaylad.” But it’s less of the name that’s important and more of the story behind it that is. For the first few months that Jason was in Bruce’s care, Bruce didn’t dare call him anything other then his name, in fear that he’d scare him away (he was already so distrusting, so hesitant, so fearful whenever Bruce talked to loud or moved to fast or got upset), but at the same time, he’d seen how pleased Dick had been at being called “chum” and wanted to bestow a similar endearment on Jason. But—he didn’t want to go to far. So instead of calling him “lad” like his own father had once called him, Bruce calls him “Jaylad.” It’s a little more impersonal, but it makes Jason more comfortable. (But when Bruce cradled his son’s broken body he said “no, darling, not you, don’t leave me—” because just how Dick is “sweetheart,” Jason has also always been “darling.”)
For Tim… it’s more complicated. He shoved his way into Bruce’s life and he’s forever grateful, but it wasn’t the same as it was with Jason and Dick. He sees Tim as his son, of course, but their relationship was built on the darkest, most despairing part of Bruce’s life. But even in that terrible season, Bruce would look over at Tim working on a case or cleaning his suit and say, “Good job, sport.” It doesn’t happen often, but Tim is “sport.”
Cassandra is “love.” Bruce has never said it to her, aloud, but he knows Cass can read him well enough to hear the unspoken endearment, to see how much he longs to protect her, bring her joy, fill her heart with all the love she’s filled his with.
Steph is “duck.” And not necessarily because Bruce decided that it was, but because 9 times out of 10 he finds himself screaming, “Robin, get down!” because Stephanie will not for the love of God follow his orders, and end up right in the line of fire. To save time he eventually just started saying “Duck!” It keeps Steph from getting whacked to high heavens and saves Bruce (another) heart attack, but over the years it’s also become somewhat of a ritual to say “duck” whenever Steph walks in the room. Bruce secretly wants to call her “ducky” (which is what his mother called Kate), but he’s never worked up the nerve.
Duke is “kid.” By the time he’s in the family, Bruce has loosened up and lightened up, especially with everyday affection (which is to say, he’s not avoiding it like the plague). He’s quick to say “Good job, kid” whenever Duke had an accomplishment or ask “how are you today, kiddo?” when they see each other in passing in the Batcave.
Damian, lastly, would never allow Bruce to call him anything other then his name. But every once in a while, Bruce can get away with saying “son.” And it’s the best thing in the world.
#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#cassandra cain#damian wayne#duke thomas#stephanie brown#batfamily#dc#batman#dc comics#batfamily headcannons#pet names#batfamily pet names#bruce wayne loves his kids
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