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throws this at you and runs away
#metalocalypse#mtl#william murderface#nathan explosion#skwisgaar skwigelf#pickles the drummer#this is so dumb lmao#please ignore my shitty handwriting
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The side effects of growing up with minimal healthcare and then living a life where everything is color coded
#lego ninjago#ninjago#please ignore my shitty handwriting#ninjago kai#kai ninjago#kai jiang#kai smith#jay ninjago#nya ninjago#lloyd garmadon#cole ninjago#zane ninjago#aure arts
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so I wanted to draw an Husk fanart and looking for references I realised the amount of hearts that this man has on his body
plus there are the ones on his paws. It's probably because of the heart seed on french cards (the cards with the hearts, squares, flowers and spades, the most used especially for poker) but it's interesting
#please ignore my shitty handwriting#just wanted to share#i absolutely adore his character design#hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel
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I don’t know who to tag, feel free to join!
GOT TAGGED! Thank you @a-manicured-lawn !
I tag @marcusdoodlesalot @not-freyja @starwolfie and @gia-d
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dynamic duo
#im working on kokichi’s chapter for origins#can u tell#actually the kaito doodle ended up really cute#please ignore my shitty handwriting 🙏#shit post#kaito momota#danganronpa v3#kokichi ouma#just me yapping#my art
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Bit late to the party but Secret Life bingo!
I'm jumping on the bandwagon after four seasons and one episode
#trafficblr#traffic series#secret life smp#traffic smp#PLEASE ignore my shitty handwriting i cannot help it
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heimdall, the god of dawn
#digital art#art#heimdall#mythical detective loki#matantei loki ragnarok#mythical sleuth loki#fish.arts#please ignore my shitty handwriting lmao
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Slight Starclove design changes & trying to diversify my face shapes and body types! Decided to use Blix as an example!
#please ignore my shitty ass handwriting NSJSKKFG#artists on tumblr#digital art#original characters#anthro oc#.my art#!starclove#?Blix Aldine
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Can you create species
I’ve been wanting to make a species for my concept on Giants & Tinies (super rough Giant sketch bellow) but is that allowed, as it’s a pretty popular concept?
(Hated my previous Giant design. Changed it. Don’t question it.)
#Do NOT use design without permission#ignore my shitty handwriting#open species#closed species#furry community#g/t#g/t community#furry art#art community#please advise#no ones gonna see this anyway
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hello! welcome back to wren loses her shit over alex’s writing (part 666).
as a way of further convincing you to read this, please enjoy a quick and little pixelated sketch from your’s truly based on a line that kicked me in the teeth (affectionately) <3
I don't know how but every version of 1941 that i write ends up being more painful than the others. That's why we're all here though, pain, so enjoy!
love's the only witness (G, ~1.4k)
Summary:
They drift towards each other like they always do, and that one night in the middle of the Blitz, the walls separating them seem almost inconsequential. So Crowley hopes (like he always does), and the universe punishes him for it once again. But this time he stays and asks the question neither of them can answer. - Pain is a friend, he can walk by its side if it means Aziraphale is on the other, he can bear hellfire and burning bookshops and the weight of time on his shoulders for him, always for him. If only he would let him. A tremor ripples through him when his hands remember the gun they held mere hours ago—traded for warm skin, traded for nothingness. So many words would have been left unspoken, and the regret of never getting to embrace Aziraphale even _once_ in his long, long life would have followed him all the way to hell.
@ineffabledeathtoallmetatrons @ineffablymanic @violet-prism-creatively @wraithee @underlined-in-spirit @acheemient @queer4cryptids @aroaceblackhole @six-of-snakes @im-the-son-of-rage-and-lov3 @adverbian @oboextra @demonic-mnemonic @eybefioro @aq-uatic @khlara @ifigenia-in-aulide @thetigersrise @littlelodell @weasleywrinkles @eevee436 @ineffabledeathtoallmetatrons @aydracz
#READ IT PLEASE#PLEASE i pinky promise u won’t regret it#I HAVENT READ IT YET BUT ITS SO GOOD PLEASE#ignore my shitty handwriting. scrawled it out quickly and it was originally part of a meme i sent to Alex#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#good omens season 2#go2#aziracrow#good omens fic recs
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I just found your blog and holy shit the size kink fic with König hits different! Your work is so good, I'm glad I stumbled across it!!
I was wondering... Would you be able to do the breeding kink part as a continuation?? Please 🥺 It's totally cool if you're not comfortable with it!!
Ask, and with nearly a month-long wait you shall receive.
Hands (2)
Prompt:
Continuation of the Breeding Kink (mildly) explored in the shower scene of part 1.
Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - AO3
König x Fem!Reader
Oh, how pitiful.
I mean, look at you.
Look at how you sat there, on that chair in that shitty little office scribbling away at paperwork whiles your eyes came so close to shutting on their own. Drifting off to sleep while you should be working.
Sitting back in your seat and raising your hands to your face, rubbing against your eyes in an attempt to chase away the drowsiness that seemed to be working to glue your eyes shut.
Glancing down, noticing how even your handwriting had started to become sloppier with your drowsiness you decided that yea, sure. You'd accept the defeat against your exhaustion and trudge back to your room.
Setting the pen down, bunching the papers together, and pushing them into a folder to be tucked away for the next morning. Standing from your chair, pushing it in, and turning off the lights to the office you made your way, slowly out into the hallway headed in the direction of your soon-to-be cavern of slumber.
Aka your room with that shitty little cot and the light that made the horrible buzzing sound.
Trying to ignore the few other people buzzing about you couldn't help but try to walk that much quieter as you walked past your boss's door.
There was no way he could see you, the blinds were shut.
Just a few more steps-
The sound of the handle turning and the door sliding open- "Hey! Well, aren't I luck I caught you. Deliver this for me?" Extended in his hand, a folder.
You wanted to tell him to shove it.
You really did.
That awkward, 'i know you're tired but I'm your boss so do what I say' a smile plastered on his face.
You sigh.
Nodding.
Extending your hand out and grabbing the folder, nodding a little bit while he thanks you for glancing down at the paperwork and turning around to begin walking in the new direction to deliver the paperwork.
...
"You've gotta be kidding me."
"Come on."
"Just a little bit more."
"Please?"
"I'm talking to a fucking storage room."
"Who makes these fucking cubbies?" You snarled, leg extended with one awkwardly lifted up and pulling yourself up by your left hand, extending outward trying to stuff the folder in the correct receptacle.
"God- fuck!" Your hand slipping, sending you sliding back, your foot going over your head and sending you tumbling to the ground, landing ass first on the cold cement floor.
You groaned, thankful for the fact no one had been there to see your fall.
The sound of the door pushing open, and a male voice calling out. "Hello? Is everything all the right?"
König.
Your face burned. Shameful, bright red.
And you stayed silent, hoping that by not responding he would simply leave.
So you sat, looking like a dumbfounded puppy with a folder of papers scattered to your side, still awkwardly sitting on your ass with the twinge of pain in your rump from your unruly fall.
But the sounds of his boots against the floor coming closer-
"I'm alright!" You squeaked out.
"Oh, Ärztin." You could hear him exhale, shoulders slightly relaxing as he glanced down at the scene before him. "Why did you not responded to my callings a moment ago?"
"Kind of hoping you shut the door and didn't investigate." You sighed out, awkwardly laughing, tilting your head up to look at him. "As you can see I have had a fall."
"A soldier who would not investigate those sounds has no place here." He scolded lightly. "Now, Ärztin, up you go."
Because you could protest, he reached down, large hands grabbing around your waist. The hands engulfed around your midsection as he lifted you as if you weren't as much as a duffle bag to be tossed over his shoulder while he marched through the halls.
"Oh-" You gasped, suddenly being upright and back pressed against his chest. "Thank you, König." You paused for a moment, looking down and realizing his hands were still wrapped around you, holding you by your midsection, and your back was pressed up against his chest.
"Of course, Shatz." You could hear the smile from under his hood- the snarky little tone dancing around in his smug words. "Now why had you fallen?"
"Just, um. Getting this." You motioned to the folder. "Up there." You motioned to the too-tall cubby.
"Ah, leave it to me." He said, releasing your midsection and grabbing the folder, easily lifting his arm and placing it into the cubicle with no problem.
"Gonna have you file the paperwork from now on." You joked.
"Ah, I prefer my work on the field. Thank you though. Good night." He curtly nodded his head and left as quickly as he had arrived. Leaving you puzzled- embarrassed- and lingering on the feeling of his large hands wrapped around your waist.
...
At this point?
It was not innocent anymore.
Your cheeks burned as you laid back in bed. Hand reaching down past the soft expanse of your tummy and pushing through your waistband.
Just thinking of it being him.
König sliding his hands around your body- feeling you. How his hands could envelop all of your arm, the majority of your thigh, how they slid up against your breasts and one hand completely reached around your fragile little neck.
The light squeeze gives the warning to behave.
Pulling you up into his lap, his legs folded at the knee as he leaned back, pulling your back up against his chest just as he had you lifting you off of the ground. Hand wrapping around your neck and the other hand snaking around and diving down.
The single, large digit would dip between your folds and gently tease at your entrance collecting all of the evidence of your excitement, dragging it upwards, and slowly circling your clit.
The sound of his breath, hot and heavy against your ear and neck as his hood would be lifted, just enough for his teeth to graze against the tip of your ear.
Arching your back and releasing a whine, his hand leaving your clit and grabbing hold of your hip. The large hand grabbed hold of the flesh and bone and pulled you back onto him, stilling your movements and proving any resistance against his intentions wouldn't be tolerated.
"Are you going to be good for me, Shatz?" His voice was breathy- husky. Deep as he growled the words into your neck, moving his hand back down to slip a finger into your tight pussy.
"Yes, please. yes, I'll be so good I promise-"
"You sound so sweet." He compliments, before pushing another digit inside of you, hand reaching up and pushing two fingers into your mouth- stretching out to your tongue and pushing down against it holding your mouth open in the process.
You let out a choked moan sound, the heat in your abdomen at the pressure of his fingers curling inside of you- another outstretched and rubbing smooth circles into your clit with he pad of his finger.
You could feel the saliva gathering in your mouth, tongue fighting against his fingers and closing your mouth, sucking on the digits and swirling your tongue around them.
He chuckles, softly but in that deep dark tone that feels as if it's vibrating out of his chest as he removes his fingers from your mouth and leans forward. Attaching his mouth to yours and breaching your mouth with your tongue.
His fingers pumping in and out of your pussy, wet sounds filling the air and mingling with the soft moans of your heated makeout session. Feeling his tongue invading your mouth and pushing up against yours, the feeling of his spit mingling with your own in your mouth.
Pulling your head back, a thick string of saliva bridging off of his tongue into your mouth. Lifting his hand from your pussy he pushed them into your mouth- not even in a gentle manner. Pushing them inside of your mouth and collecting yours and his own spit and pulling them back before pushing three fingers into your cunt.
"a-ah... Ah." You cried out, the feeling of his fingers stretching your pussy open causing a slight burn as he slowly pumped them in and out.
"Doing so good for me. Need to make sure you are ready. Do not want to do the hurting of my sweet little Ärztin, do I?"
You nodded, mindlessly bucking your hips down onto his fingers as he began to pump them in and out with more purpose.
Against your thigh, you could feel it. You were sure of it- his large and hard cock pressed up against you straining against his pants.
Your hand reaches down, trying to grab his waistband but his hand snags your wrist quickly and pins it to your waist.
He tsked, curling his fingers in a way that made little spots of white appear in your vision. Body falling forward as a moan escaped your lips.
"Oh, does that feel good?" He mocks teasingly. She knew that if she could turn around and see his face it would have that snaggle-toothed grin. The evil little glint in his eyes. A monster holding its prey ready to devour.
"Yesss....." You whine out. "I want you, please."
"You do, do you?" He asks, mock innocence as he continues to push and pulls his fingers from inside of you.
"I do. Please König."
You could feel the shuffle of his hand reaching for his waistband, pulling his belt with a metallic clatter and the zrrrt of his zipper. The sound of rustling fabric as his pants were dropped and his boxers pulled down.
He gripped his cock, rubbing the head of it against your thigh and smearing the bead of precum that had accumulated on it. Rubbing the sensitive flesh against the soft skin of your thigh.
His breath shuddered behind you, as he brought his hips back lining his cock up against your cunt and pushing forward slowly.
His hand wrapped around your front, stabilizing you and bringing his finger forward to rub slow circles into your clit as he continued to push his cock into your tight wet hole.
He groaned- in appreciation would be the only explanation as he bucked suddenly, the feeling of his cock raking against your walls sending you into a tailspin.
"Come on soldier, fuck me." You half whined- half ordered.
His hips and breath stuttered before snapping back and forward as one hand held your throat pushing your back to his chest, the other wrapped around your hip and dipping down rubbing against your clit.
"I will, Shatz." he hisses out, pulling himself out completely and thrusting himself back into the base.
The coil in your tummy pulled tight, the sound of your moans becoming higher pitched while his fingers continued their onslaught against your clit.
"You gonna cum? be a good girl and cum on my cock?"
"Yes- yes I'm gonna-"
"Then be a good girl, cum on my cock while I fill you up."
You moaned the feeling of his jacket against the skin on your back, the slight scratch of some kind of velcro on his pants, and the hot feeling of his finger on your clit sending you over the edge. The fluttering walls of your cunt gripped onto his cock as he continued to snap his hips back and forth into your wet pussy, the squelching sound of wet skin and the slapping of his thighs against yours.
He huffed, grunting, then grunting again before removing his hand from your clit and neck. both hands reaching down to your hips, holding you in an iron grip, and pushing his cock as deep as it could as he came inside you.
His body snapped like a rubber band, wrapping around you as his head fell on your shoulder, feeling his chest heaving behind you as he kept his head rested against you and hips pushed as close to yours as he could.
He lifted you, sliding a hand down to your pussy and using two of his large fingers to push his cum back inside of you, fingering your oversensitive pussy in the name of keeping his seed inside of you.
God,
his hands.
You glanced down, staring at your knees and the sound of the bedside lamp making the strange buzzing sound that would keep you up at night if you forgot to turn it off breaking you from your trance.
You sat, ass resting against your calves with your hand dipped down, fingers curling up into your pussy while you dreamed of him splitting you open on his cock. Holding you up by your waist with his big hands.
Two fingers inside of you, what would it feel like if it were his real fingers? The ones you'd inspected so many times. You could imagine the feeling of the rough pads of his fingers-
But his cock?
Oh, that was a mystery you'd remain to dream of.
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what a pain in the ass to draw
but it’s okay he’s silly and i forgive easily
(please ignore my shitty handwriting)
#stex#starlight express#stex 2024#stex revival#stex london 2024#stex hydra#hydra the hydrogen tanker#stex fanart#starlight express fanart#digital art#rompir-art
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DAY 2
PUMPKIN SPICE
Bonus shitpost comic because new headcanon that Karin forces herself to drink something pumpkin spice flavored at least once a year despite hating it just because Pumpkin Spice = Fall = Halloween please ignore my shitty handwriting
#magireco#pmmm#magia record#madoka magica#puella magia madoka magica#fanart#comic#karin misono#misono karin#pumpkin spice#karintober#alina gray
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I got bored and drew some Calastor (Cat alastor) images. I had more but lost them 🥲 also plz ignore my shitty cat anatomy and handwriting.
I’m probably gonna be drawing more characters as cats, so feel free to give suggestions in the comments!
(DO NOT STEAL, IF YOU REPOST PLEASE GIVE CREDITS)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hazbin alastor#hazbin art#Art#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel fandom#alastor hazbin#alastor hazbin hotel#calastor#Cat#hazbin hotel memes#hazbin hotel shitpost#radio demon#alastor the radio demon
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K1-B0 SWEARS he's being haunted but it's just Plagg messing with him
a helpful diagram
#danganronpa v3#kaito momota#oumota miraculous au#kokichi ouma#miu iruma#kiibo#drv3#thanks for the ask!#please ignore my shitty handwriting 🙏#my art
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My Relativity Falls!Mason is finally done!!!
I’m working on digitalizing him
please ignore my shitty handwriting & spelling im tired
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He/Him
She/Her
Mason “Grunkle Dipper” Pines
Mable “Grauntie M” Pines
Swapped with Stanley 🐟<-->🌲
🌲Runs an interactive “Science Museum”
🌲It’s a tourist trap, he she resents that
🌲Most of the town’s pretty sure he’s she’s a closeted trans guy
🌲Flinches when called Mable, now goes by “M” with everyone
🌲Took him her a hot minute to get used to the twins
🌲People wonder about the ring
🌲His Her hair is somehow always on fire
🌲Hides birthmark with foundation and questionable bangs
🌲Usually just wears a bath robe at home
🌲”Mason Pines got lost in the woods. After two months of him being declared missing, he has been determined dead.”
🌲Reading glasses
photo of the boys he she had printed and keeps in his her wallet
the wallet in question
Snow globe
🌲Calls the “museum” the
✨Mystery Museum✨
#gravity falls au#gravity falls#gravity falls dipper#dipper pines#gf dipper#relativity falls#relativity au#gravity falls fanart#Grunkle Dipper#yall!!!!#i am not well#A bit less gruff than cannon!stanley#More on the sarcastic side#Digital art has not been arting#So yeah#🍉 mel’s mumbling
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