gay-pizza-guy

[gay-pizza-guy]

ehehehe.. >:3

I love you honeyyyy!!! 🧡

Doctors and nurses stop talking to me like I’m a child challenge level impossible

[gay-pizza-guy]

FUCK YES!!! 20 MORE POUNDS HAHA >:D

My plan of feeding him pizza until he turns into a full bear is working chat shh..

Doctors and nurses stop talking to me like I’m a child challenge level impossible

[gay-pizza-guy]

Honey baby… I’m always committed to the bit I’m sorry :,(

Forgot how committed to the bit my bf is and I’m sad now

[gay-pizza-guy]

You know what you’re right. Who even are you.

bf makes fun of me for “smelling him” I’m sorry am I not supposed to breathe while cuddling/hugging? do I lose oxygen privileges?

Also like pheromones are why people feel attraction in the first place so of course I like how he smells it would be weirder if I didn’t

[gay-pizza-guy]

YES YOU DO?! You sniff me.

bf makes fun of me for “smelling him” I’m sorry am I not supposed to breathe while cuddling/hugging? do I lose oxygen privileges?

Also like pheromones are why people feel attraction in the first place so of course I like how he smells it would be weirder if I didn’t

[gay-pizza-guy]

Honey you take deep whiffs of me when we’re holding each other…… aggressively might I add.

I love you but I need you to accept that you smell me on purpose 😒

bf makes fun of me for “smelling him” I’m sorry am I not supposed to breathe while cuddling/hugging? do I lose oxygen privileges?

Also like pheromones are why people feel attraction in the first place so of course I like how he smells it would be weirder if I didn’t

[gay-pizza-guy]

Yes I fear 😞

It’s a complete miracle that I met @gay-pizza-guy in college because what was I even trying to do there. I would go to frat parties fully sober and casually say shit like “psychosomatic” in a sentence while standing in a circle of people that were fucking blasted.

I think he was captivated by my autism swag and complete lack of tone in my voice and emotional stuntedness and anger issues. I can see no other explanation other than that or me being hot

[gay-pizza-guy]

It is not! I’m genuinely upset! You cannot bite me anymore tonight 😒

It’s a complete miracle that I met @gay-pizza-guy in college because what was I even trying to do there. I would go to frat parties fully sober and casually say shit like “psychosomatic” in a sentence while standing in a circle of people that were fucking blasted.

I think he was captivated by my autism swag and complete lack of tone in my voice and emotional stuntedness and anger issues. I can see no other explanation other than that or me being hot

[gay-pizza-guy]

I REFUSE TO BE BIT BY YOU ANYMORE YOU HOOLIGAN!!!! I shall not be bit TONIGHT!

It’s a complete miracle that I met @gay-pizza-guy in college because what was I even trying to do there. I would go to frat parties fully sober and casually say shit like “psychosomatic” in a sentence while standing in a circle of people that were fucking blasted.

I think he was captivated by my autism swag and complete lack of tone in my voice and emotional stuntedness and anger issues. I can see no other explanation other than that or me being hot

[gay-pizza-guy]

Nu uh. liar.

It’s a complete miracle that I met @gay-pizza-guy in college because what was I even trying to do there. I would go to frat parties fully sober and casually say shit like “psychosomatic” in a sentence while standing in a circle of people that were fucking blasted.

I think he was captivated by my autism swag and complete lack of tone in my voice and emotional stuntedness and anger issues. I can see no other explanation other than that or me being hot

[gay-pizza-guy]

Idek 😞

I am Jesus in this case.

It’s a complete miracle that I met @gay-pizza-guy in college because what was I even trying to do there. I would go to frat parties fully sober and casually say shit like “psychosomatic” in a sentence while standing in a circle of people that were fucking blasted.

I think he was captivated by my autism swag and complete lack of tone in my voice and emotional stuntedness and anger issues. I can see no other explanation other than that or me being hot

[gay-pizza-guy]

stop this madness.

I’m cursed by forever being whimsical and all of it is spat back in my face.

It’s a complete miracle that I met @gay-pizza-guy in college because what was I even trying to do there. I would go to frat parties fully sober and casually say shit like “psychosomatic” in a sentence while standing in a circle of people that were fucking blasted.

I think he was captivated by my autism swag and complete lack of tone in my voice and emotional stuntedness and anger issues. I can see no other explanation other than that or me being hot

[gay-pizza-guy]

what screenshots! You have no proof 😒

It’s a complete miracle that I met @gay-pizza-guy in college because what was I even trying to do there. I would go to frat parties fully sober and casually say shit like “psychosomatic” in a sentence while standing in a circle of people that were fucking blasted.

I think he was captivated by my autism swag and complete lack of tone in my voice and emotional stuntedness and anger issues. I can see no other explanation other than that or me being hot

[gay-pizza-guy]

Nothing but lies…

It’s a complete miracle that I met @gay-pizza-guy in college because what was I even trying to do there. I would go to frat parties fully sober and casually say shit like “psychosomatic” in a sentence while standing in a circle of people that were fucking blasted.

I think he was captivated by my autism swag and complete lack of tone in my voice and emotional stuntedness and anger issues. I can see no other explanation other than that or me being hot

[gay-pizza-guy]

Sobbing. Blasting me like that on a public forum I see..

It’s a complete miracle that I met @gay-pizza-guy in college because what was I even trying to do there. I would go to frat parties fully sober and casually say shit like “psychosomatic” in a sentence while standing in a circle of people that were fucking blasted.

I think he was captivated by my autism swag and complete lack of tone in my voice and emotional stuntedness and anger issues. I can see no other explanation other than that or me being hot

[gay-pizza-guy]

I’m taller than average! By an inch.. BUTTTT STILLL!!

I’m tall I swear.

It’s a complete miracle that I met @gay-pizza-guy in college because what was I even trying to do there. I would go to frat parties fully sober and casually say shit like “psychosomatic” in a sentence while standing in a circle of people that were fucking blasted.

I think he was captivated by my autism swag and complete lack of tone in my voice and emotional stuntedness and anger issues. I can see no other explanation other than that or me being hot

[gay-pizza-guy]

EXPECTED? WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING TO HAVE A GIANT BUFF ROOMMATE MOVE IN WITH YOU?

What then! Leave you alone with him? What if you guys talked…. OR WORSE. sat next to each other..

I have to protect you in these trying times.

It’s a complete miracle that I met @gay-pizza-guy in college because what was I even trying to do there. I would go to frat parties fully sober and casually say shit like “psychosomatic” in a sentence while standing in a circle of people that were fucking blasted.

I think he was captivated by my autism swag and complete lack of tone in my voice and emotional stuntedness and anger issues. I can see no other explanation other than that or me being hot