gay-pizza-guy

[gay-pizza-guy]

I’ve apparently become so obsessed with Hamilton I’m forcing honey to watch a version of it all done with the game ‘Animal Crossing’

Its directors cut.

That makes it 2 hours and 38 minutes long.

He’s going to kill me one of these days.

[gay-pizza-guy]

Friendly reminder that I am not a twink??? 😭😭

1. I am over 6’0

2. I have quite a bit of body hair

3. I do not have a slim petite little body-

4. I have muscle???? It’s not typically defined muscle but it’s muscle???

Like????

[gay-pizza-guy]

*in the distance*

“YOU TELL EM HONEY!!”

I keep seeing people call slightly effeminate men twinks regardless of body type and at this point it’s just like awwwwwwwwww are you sad you can’t say faggot?

If I see one more teenybopper girlie on the internet call my bf (@gay-pizza-guy ) with his muscles and soft stomach, a twink ONE MORE TIME I’m gonna commit a felony

[gay-pizza-guy]

Ok apparently my bf @gay-pizza-guy needs to stop making vampire jokes because getting itchy in direct sunlight is just a thing that happens to some people and is just an odd immune system response. And also. Vampires aren’t fucking real

[gay-pizza-guy]

Heehee <33

Ok apparently my bf @gay-pizza-guy needs to stop making vampire jokes because getting itchy in direct sunlight is just a thing that happens to some people and is just an odd immune system response. And also. Vampires aren’t fucking real

[gay-pizza-guy]

Don’t act like we haven’t done worse/Hj

Ok apparently my bf @gay-pizza-guy needs to stop making vampire jokes because getting itchy in direct sunlight is just a thing that happens to some people and is just an odd immune system response. And also. Vampires aren’t fucking real

[gay-pizza-guy]

No, no you would turn me before I die I just want to be a mortal with you for a little ☹️

Feed off me honey/J

Ok apparently my bf @gay-pizza-guy needs to stop making vampire jokes because getting itchy in direct sunlight is just a thing that happens to some people and is just an odd immune system response. And also. Vampires aren’t fucking real

[gay-pizza-guy]

Sigh…😔

One day I will have my vampire x mortal love story Trust me

Ok apparently my bf @gay-pizza-guy needs to stop making vampire jokes because getting itchy in direct sunlight is just a thing that happens to some people and is just an odd immune system response. And also. Vampires aren’t fucking real

[gay-pizza-guy]

Uh-huh… That’s just what a vampire would say…

Ok apparently my bf @gay-pizza-guy needs to stop making vampire jokes because getting itchy in direct sunlight is just a thing that happens to some people and is just an odd immune system response. And also. Vampires aren’t fucking real

[gay-pizza-guy]

Heehee yes yesss <3333

You always show up when I need you too <333

I miss my husband… (boyfriend)

He’s been gone for 5 years! (an hour)

He has been drafted into the war sadly 😔 (He’s out grocery shopping)

I don’t know when he’s going to be home, if he is going to be home… (he’s on his way as we speak)

[gay-pizza-guy]

I miss my husband… (boyfriend)

He’s been gone for 5 years! (an hour)

He has been drafted into the war sadly 😔 (He’s out grocery shopping)

I don’t know when he’s going to be home, if he is going to be home… (he’s on his way as we speak)

[gay-pizza-guy]

Fuzzy duck, ducky fuzz... ?

I do fuck yes <333

(I already got this ask sadly so I didn’t want to just copy what I said last time 🙂‍↕️)

[gay-pizza-guy]

Yippeeee!!! <33

I'm trying to conspire with your lover to let you try a bunch of frozen pizzas. It's a work in progress.

-🍫📜

“Work in progress” indeed 🙂‍↕️

I saw their profile, it’s taking some time to convince them/Pos

[gay-pizza-guy]

Ugh. I’m calling Honeybabydarling to bed since you aparently cannot join me 😔

I'm trying to conspire with your lover to let you try a bunch of frozen pizzas. It's a work in progress.

-🍫📜

“Work in progress” indeed 🙂‍↕️

I saw their profile, it’s taking some time to convince them/Pos

[gay-pizza-guy]

You haven’t 😔

I’m just upset that you just guess me calling you “my work in progress” is better </33

Only hours of laying in each others arms while watching some random movie we don’t care about and eventually falling asleep will cure me I’m afraid 😔

I'm trying to conspire with your lover to let you try a bunch of frozen pizzas. It's a work in progress.

-🍫📜

“Work in progress” indeed 🙂‍↕️

I saw their profile, it’s taking some time to convince them/Pos

[gay-pizza-guy]

“I guess”

Crazy…/J

I'm trying to conspire with your lover to let you try a bunch of frozen pizzas. It's a work in progress.

-🍫📜

“Work in progress” indeed 🙂‍↕️

I saw their profile, it’s taking some time to convince them/Pos

[gay-pizza-guy]

Yeah but your my work in progress <33

I'm trying to conspire with your lover to let you try a bunch of frozen pizzas. It's a work in progress.

-🍫📜

“Work in progress” indeed 🙂‍↕️

I saw their profile, it’s taking some time to convince them/Pos