#please hire me

[coco-loco-nut]

Why Logan Sargeant should go to Haas (from a sports management major/lens of corporate sponsorship):

- Haas has an empty seat

- Both are American

- Logan being with an American team is a draw for American sponsors, especially with America being a budding F1 market

- American fans have a growing interest in F1, so an American driver and team is a draw for fans who don’t want to be the Cowboys/Duke Basketball/Yankees/Dodgers fans of F1

- Logan needs a seat next year and pookie deserves the best

- The American sponsors that brought money into Williams for Logan are more likely to connect with the Haas sellers more due to the American draw

- If I am Haas, sign Logan, then make overly American merch (at a good price for fans), you can bet your ass every American fan will be buying it

- honestly the property assets alone that can be made by going all in on “american greatness” would be worth it

In conclusion:

Logan Sargeant + Haas = 🇺🇸💸🦅

[yunisverse]

It's a new commission sheet! Wahoo!!

Please Message me on Tumblr or Discord if you're interested in buying some fresh new art from me, Yuni S. Verse.

You can see more of my art here, or buy me a coffee here!

(Price transcript below the cut)

Bust:

Sketch - $10

Ink - $20

Marker - $40

Marker Color - $50

Half Body:

Sketch - $15

Ink - $30

Marker - $50

Marker Color - $65

Full Body:

Sketch - $25

Ink - $45

Marker - $75

Marker Color - $90

Extra Character:

+50% of Price

Complex Background:

+50% of Price

Simple Background:

+25% of Price

[mellodyevangeline]

Bill Progress Update

After my last post, which got over 150 notes (thank you to everyone who shared!), I have raised $75 of the $360 I need to pay my bills. My bills are due on August 7th, meaning I have 1 week from today to raise $285 more to meet my goal.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

In order to sweeten the pot, I'm willing to put my skills from my BA in English Lit to good use for YOU!

That's right, for the low low price of $10 I will write whatever you want/need! Be it poems, essays, letters, blog posts, short stories, etc, I'll write it with a professional touch!

Even with that insanely low price it will only take 29 beautiful amazing angels buying professionally written pieces to get me to my goal, but I only have 1 week until my deadline, so get them while they're hot!

Don't let my parents be right about my "useless" degree! Don't let me miss these bills! I like not going to jail! Buy some writing from Mellody Evangeline TODAY!

(If you still wanna donate that's cool too, but if you donate over $10 just lemme know what you want written and I'll get it to you ASAP)

Here's where you send the money y'all:

Cashapp: $Mellodux

Venmo: @Mellodux

Paypal: DM me for that info!

Again thank you to everyone who has already shared and donated. I only have 1 week left to reach my goal, so I'm a little scared but I know that my beloved community here on Tumblr never fails me, so I'm not too scared. I love you all.

[smooth-noob]

every job listing wants applicants until YOU are the applicant. then they want you deceased.

[yourbuddy-eric]

Hey do you guys like my new resume

[peter-must-die]

i have 4 months until the tit show and therefore i have 4 months to get a job and save up enough money to buy all their merch.

[ancientestdream]

something something kaeya my love my honey meu amor

[momosweetpeach]

I'm Momo and I'm an illustrator who loves comics and stickers!

Available for Contract, Short-Term, and Long-Term work. I also have a Patreon where I make stickers and draw doodle requests!

lawhonmolly@yahoo.com

MomoSweetPeach Links

[turbobyakuren]

i'm so fucking pumped up about this potential job that i literally just sang the gingaman opening out of nowhere.

[valyrra]

OC: Lyra Sandman x CC: Caleb Quinn (you can imagine x reader I don't mind)

Some day I will elaborate on their story but oh well

[kaollumn]

i’m offering stardew-style portraits!! i’m very good at capturing a face- please consider getting one for yourself or a farmer friend!

[itneverendshere]

this job interview results taking ages to come out and not a single other company replying to my cv 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 these corporate mfs are making me so anxious this week, i can’t focus enough to write 😹😹😹😹😹

[cactuschewinggum]

Please hire my broke ass 🙏🏾 I'm a broke ass teacher with bills to pay

My Artistree for commissions ;w;

Starting at:

Sketch-5$

Flats/simple shade-15$

Full shading-45$

[quinty-imara]

Listen man, things haven't really improved since my last post about being unemployed. Other than now knowing what the fuck is up with me.

But I am still looking for a job, slowly bleeding money as you do, and so god damn tired all the time, it's hard to do anything and even enjoy anything anymore. But we rock on, I guess. I got Ko-fi and Vgen for commissions, please consider taking a look at them.

ko-fi.com/quintyimara https://vgen.co/Quinty-Imara

I also would like to ask for just tips and help in general on what to do? Pain managment, job finding tips. Please help me

[halfvampires]

interview tomorrow... so nervous...

[andietries]

My take in a new Red dwarf season, titles and synopsis:

Episode 1-Roomba & Zumba: Cat teaches Lister how to dance the Charleston and later Rimmer joins (he is surprisingly good at it) Kryten falls in love with an evil roomba. The evil roomba is defeated when Rimmer accidentally steps on her and breaks his ankle.

Episode 2- The Return: we follow Talkie the toaster as they managed to survive inside the spaceship’s air vents making croissants/toasts/waffles to the space weevils. Meanwhile, the boys fight a new form of life that evolved from +3million years dirty laundry. Talkie saves them by falling on the creature and, in return, they throw them through the air lock.

Episode 3- Lightbee: a sudden power cut due to a mysterious energy wave makes Rimmer retreat inside his lightbee until there’s enough electricity again. Lister will have to face alone a Cat that has going crazy because cannot use his hairdryer and an almost maniac robot that doesn’t have anything to do. That makes him appreciate his smeghead bunkmate even more.

Episode 4-Back to XXI: the boys from the Dwarf travel back to the modern era everything is the same but something really important is missing: nobody seems to remember what doors are for

Episode 5-Ghosts and Phantoms: the exploration of an apparently empty vessel turns up to be really interesting when it’s full of spirits from different eras but they’re really computer simulations. They mistake Rimmer as their leader and want to sacrifice him to the Void.

Episode 6-Dream come true: Rimmer encounters by “accident” Lister’s dream from Blue. Instead of saying anything, he spends the whole episode trying to make Lister sign a document with strange plots to take him by surprise. (Later it’s discovered to be a marriage document) Nothing else changes. The Cat finds a mouse