#please hire me

[xserpx]

I have a job interview next week!!

[coco-loco-nut]

Why Logan Sargeant should go to Haas (from a sports management major/lens of corporate sponsorship):

- Haas has an empty seat

- Both are American

- Logan being with an American team is a draw for American sponsors, especially with America being a budding F1 market

- American fans have a growing interest in F1, so an American driver and team is a draw for fans who don’t want to be the Cowboys/Duke Basketball/Yankees/Dodgers fans of F1

- Logan needs a seat next year and pookie deserves the best

- The American sponsors that brought money into Williams for Logan are more likely to connect with the Haas sellers more due to the American draw

- If I am Haas, sign Logan, then make overly American merch (at a good price for fans), you can bet your ass every American fan will be buying it

- honestly the property assets alone that can be made by going all in on “american greatness” would be worth it

In conclusion:

Logan Sargeant + Haas = 🇺🇸💸🦅

[yunisverse]

It's a new commission sheet! Wahoo!!

Please Message me on Tumblr or Discord if you're interested in buying some fresh new art from me, Yuni S. Verse.

You can see more of my art here, or buy me a coffee here!

(Price transcript below the cut)

Bust:

Sketch - $10

Ink - $20

Marker - $40

Marker Color - $50

Half Body:

Sketch - $15

Ink - $30

Marker - $50

Marker Color - $65

Full Body:

Sketch - $25

Ink - $45

Marker - $75

Marker Color - $90

Extra Character:

+50% of Price

Complex Background:

+50% of Price

Simple Background:

+25% of Price

[mellodyevangeline]

Bill Progress Update

After my last post, which got over 150 notes (thank you to everyone who shared!), I have raised $75 of the $360 I need to pay my bills. My bills are due on August 7th, meaning I have 1 week from today to raise $285 more to meet my goal.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

In order to sweeten the pot, I'm willing to put my skills from my BA in English Lit to good use for YOU!

That's right, for the low low price of $10 I will write whatever you want/need! Be it poems, essays, letters, blog posts, short stories, etc, I'll write it with a professional touch!

Even with that insanely low price it will only take 29 beautiful amazing angels buying professionally written pieces to get me to my goal, but I only have 1 week until my deadline, so get them while they're hot!

Don't let my parents be right about my "useless" degree! Don't let me miss these bills! I like not going to jail! Buy some writing from Mellody Evangeline TODAY!

(If you still wanna donate that's cool too, but if you donate over $10 just lemme know what you want written and I'll get it to you ASAP)

Here's where you send the money y'all:

Cashapp: $Mellodux

Venmo: @Mellodux

Paypal: DM me for that info!

Again thank you to everyone who has already shared and donated. I only have 1 week left to reach my goal, so I'm a little scared but I know that my beloved community here on Tumblr never fails me, so I'm not too scared. I love you all.

[wolfbeestudio]

Hey. So I know this is a long shot, but...

IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS HIRING A PLUSH DESIGNER, PLEASE LET ME KNOW

Because whoop di do, I just lost my job ;_;

I'm an accomplished designer with years of work, and am quick to learn. I also dabble in 3D and would be happy to take on any kind of project that comes my way.

I just learned yesterday that the last commission project I took on (the Warrior Cats mini plush) have SOLD OUT! I have multiple original IPs and projects that I'd love to pitch to anyone willing to listen :3

So if you're looking for an experienced, friendly, and eager to learn designer on your team, please DM me or reach out to me on my website @ wolfbeestudio.com

[yourbuddy-eric]

Hey do you guys like my new resume

[em-likes-poetry]

I would just like to publicly declare how much I hate Tim Minear based purely on the Grant-family timeline inconsistencies.

Athena was born in approximately 1968. This is based on Tanya Kingston going missing in 1977, at age eight. Athena says she was a year behind her in school, making her approximately nine years old, hence 1968.

In the pilot, Michael says "when you were a 37-year-old single woman" in reference to when they got together. Meaning they got together around 2005.

May was born December 29 of an unspecified year. Harry was born February 7 of an unspecified year (608: 9-1-1, What's Your Fantasy?; when Hen and Athena are talking about Bobby's lucky numbers).

May was 14 when she attempted suicide (505: Peer Pressure; when on the call monitored by Claudette). This would mean that she turned 14 on December 29, 2017, which makes her birthday December 29, 2003.

In the crossover episode of Doctor Odyssey (S1E11), Athena says May is 23 and Harry is 17. Since their exact age difference is not known, Harry could either be born February 7, 2009-- which would place the episode as taking place sometime between December 29, 2026 and February 7, 2027-- or he could be born February 7, 2010, meaning the episode takes place between February 7, 2027 and December 29, 2027.

May was born two years before Michael and Athena started dating.

The time skip between 810 and 811 was bigger than we thought: apparently its 3 years, not 3 months!

[petermustdie]

i have 4 months until the tit show and therefore i have 4 months to get a job and save up enough money to buy all their merch.

[ancientestdream]

something something kaeya my love my honey meu amor

[momosweetpeach]

I'm Momo and I'm an illustrator who loves comics and stickers!

Available for Contract, Short-Term, and Long-Term work. I also have a Patreon where I make stickers and draw doodle requests!

lawhonmolly@yahoo.com

MomoSweetPeach Links

[valyrra]

OC: Lyra Sandman x CC: Caleb Quinn (you can imagine x reader I don't mind)

Some day I will elaborate on their story but oh well

[plushgoreheart]

i think that i would make a really good nico di nagelo in the show. just saying.

[citrine-elephant]

is the anti-plaga shocky machine still as sexy in the remake

[turbobyakuren]

i'm so fucking pumped up about this potential job that i literally just sang the gingaman opening out of nowhere.

[vrenzola3000]

[itneverendshere]

this job interview results taking ages to come out and not a single other company replying to my cv 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 these corporate mfs are making me so anxious this week, i can’t focus enough to write 😹😹😹😹😹