#please give them therapy

[tecnestheim962]

A Rating & Scathing Review of RWBY Characters:

Done by: Me (surprise!)

This is a serious review where I seriously analyze each character and rate them all seriously!!

If I hurt anyone in this, I’m sorry, it’s not you, it’s me. It’s nothing personal.

That being said, let’s get on to the ratings!

Ruby Rose:

Can I just say:

I really just love Ruby. Isn’t she awesome? Like. Man. What a lovable, strong, caring, amazing person! Had the weight of the world thrown onto her, and she didn’t care, she just kept doing what she thought was the right thing. And when she broke? It was still selfless. She thought she was doing the world a favor after all her mistakes. Then she came back because she knew she could do and had to do more for everyone. She needs a hug and all the love.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Weiss Schnee:

Weiss??? The way she opens up and goes from being all, “friendship? Who needs it.” To, “I! Love! My! Friends! Friendship is magic! I will fight tooth and nail for them! They are the most important people in the world!” And the way she became so open minded after learning from different perspectives? Gotta love her.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Blake Belladonna:

Oh my gosh and another of my favorites: Blake! She learns to let herself be loved by those around her! She learns that letting people in isn’t a weakness, but a great strength! She is a fierce protector and a whole civil rights activist taking the world by storm! She finds a way to show love now in any scenario when beforehand she didn’t because she was scared to get hurt. Gosh. Spectacular.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Yang Xiao-Long:

Don’t even get me started on Yang. Protector Supreme. The way she used to let her emotions control her to controlling her emotions??? I’m in shambles. From learning how to live for herself and not just her sister??? It’s important even though she missed rubys pain she’s only human and she’s beautiful!! The way she loves through her actions and defends through her words??? Just kill me now.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Jaune Arc:

Oh yeah and Jaune??? The character development??? Wowza. The way he’s always there for those he cares about??? Fantastic. The way he would throw everything away just to be there for his friends?? I am deceased. His fortitude and determination to keep pushing through?? Ugh.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Nora Valkyrie:

Nora??????? My Queen????? With her heart a beautiful storm that she projects to all those around her??? Her protective nature over everyone??? How she learns that she needs to love herself and know herself before she can truly dedicate herself to another???? Literally puts me 6 feet under.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Pyrrha Nikos:

Pyrrha??? Don’t think I’m leaving her out of this! Her heart was so strong with her convictions and her love for her friends that she literally did everything she thought she could to protect them. She wanted to define her destiny and save the world in the way she thought only she could. I will literally never recover.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Oscar Pine:

Oscar???????????????? My baby???? My precious little prince??? Innocent farm boy who keeps getting slapped in the face by literally everyone (seriously crwby this poor boy needs a break and a hug) literally losing his soul but wants to spend every second he has doing everything he can for remnant???? He didn’t ask for this???? And yet here he is??? I haven’t stopped crying since V5 thank you very much!

Rating:

Infinity/10

Lie Ren:

Ren????? My boy??? Who feels like he always has to be the strong one emotionally??? Who always has to mask his own emotions to take care of others???? Who literally developed a semblance, a manifestation of his SOUL that is empathy??????? Like what???? Who would literally rather be dead than without Nora?? Who tried to take up the mantle of Jaunes emotional support humanness???? Orkcmekwkqo.

Rating:

Infinity/10

I could go on for the rest of my life for these people and literally every other character.

Also, how come tumblr doesn’t have more colors available??? Truly a tragedy and quite rude if I might say! Hmph!

I really hope someone gets some giggles out of this like I did!

Let me know if anyone wants me to do another HIGHLY critical review (ahem) and rating of these characters.

Gonna go cry now bye-

[silvkatt]

Ancient shitpost doodles uncovered from the doodle vault ft. resh

You can tell they’re ancient because of some mildly different design differences from my current one T>T

[adrianthethey]

They're all very silly

[solidaritygaming-fanblog]

Do not let these two near each other. Oh my god the angst that would occur

[ascendingconures]

just gonna post this bc i could never come up with a spirally background i liked & i dont want this to die in my saves folder

[ideasnstuff]

Dazai: It's okay I have plan!

The plan, every single time:

Dazai: oh no I am about to die who will iw going to save m-

Chuuya:

[pearlsinmyhair]

NO BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS HURTS ME.

lo’ak feels less than. neglected. misunderstood and unloved. he does not feel seen, which is the most important thing, the deepest form of connection, to the na’vi. he tries so hard to be what his father wants, what he sees neteyam get praised for being.

a warrior. a protector. a fighter.

and who’s the mightiest warrior around?

Toruk Makto. His dad.

so he goes around to the seasoned warriors and the elders of his clan, asking for stories of Toruk Makto, specifically how he dressed. and the morning before the raid, away from his family’s eyes, he paints on pigment.

he wears his fathers image with pride, flying straight into a battle like a warrior.

and he stands in front of his father, upset but understanding in some way. he’s apologetic, but he doesn’t regret his decoration.

that is, until Jake says

get that crap off your face.

because when jake looks his son in the face after the explosion, eyes unfocused and body trembling, he doesn’t see a warrior.

he sees a soldier of war, battered and bloody.

and his fourteen year old son should not be celebrating that.

he sees himself in the worst way possible. no elder tells the story of those that died in the War.

Trudy. Grace. Tsu’tey. Eytukan.

they sing the songs of their lives, sure. but their deaths are never the focus.

when jake sees his son, decorated as he was, he sees heroic ignorance. he sees a child playing war.

he sees crap.

and jake is so tired of war, so tired of fighting. but he misses the point of lo’ak’s efforts.

look at me, father. do you see me?

and jake, terrified and fraying at the edges after seeing his sons in the middle of an aerial attack, says

get that crap off your face.

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

You guys ever think about how there is something deeply wrong with romana, and even though it clearly got worse after etra prime she’s probably always been like that, because I do

[asherraccoon]

More Vox HCs bc I love him <3

*Slaps Vox on the head* You can fit SO MUCH ANGST into this bad boy!

1. Vox used to be a lot more happy and cheerful and upbeat back when he and Alastor where friends. Alastor made him feel genuinely happy. So after their falling out, Vox kinda just... stopped feeling real happiness for a while. He still struggles with feeling genuine emotion to this day so he kinda just masks himself.

2.(I can't remember if I said this in my last Vox HC post so I'm saying it again) Vox has a tail! He's just embarrassed about it so he keeps it hidden.

3.Vox can't handle being alone. He needs to have someone with him at all times. Whether it's in the same room, or even just in the same building. He needs to know he isn't alone. (He once had a panic attack because Val and Vel went out without telling him once because he was still asleep)

4.Vox talks to himself a lot. He usually does it when he's overthinking (along with hand flapping and pacing) so that's usually how the other Vees know that Vox is overwhelmed and needs a break.

5. Vox has a playlist dedicated to his past with Alastor and he listens to it for comfort.

6. Vox is a cuddler and hugs things in his sleep. Usually his Alastor body pillow (Where the fuck did bro even get that from anyway?) especially when having nightmares.

7. Speaking of nightmares, Vox has them frequently. They're usually about Alastor. When he wakes up from these nightmares he immediately goes to turn on his Alastor playlist.

8. More on that playlist! He actually has a couple recordings of Alastor himself singing on there! Vox used to love listening to Alastor sing back when they were friends, and I guess he still does love listening to him now.

9. Vox talks to Velvette the most. He talks to her more than he does Val. He trusts her the most, she's like a sister to him whereas Val is just a sexual partner basically.

10. More on Vox and Vel's relationship! Vox talks to Velvette about almost everything. His latest hyperfixation(s), his sharks, updates on Voxtek, what dumb shit Val said last week, and even how much he misses Alastor.

11. Adding onto the Alastor thing above, when Vox talks about his past with Alastor he usually ends up in tears. Velvette comforts him with hugs, shopping dates, and letting him ramble about his other interests and ideas for the future.

[ro-bee]

Goat is the one to confort everyone

Confort chaos goat

ironically enough as much as i love goat to be some chaotic killing machine i also really like to think of them as this broken person that will calmly comfort lamb in vulnerable moments

mostly because they understand each others pain very well but also because my goat is a big sibling and they will always take care of the "small ones" they're really protective.

(not that i consider them like siblings , i don't lol)

[phantomfairs]

It is spooky season and the spook trio has a hold on me. Nightmare before christmas is a movie that I grew up loving, Oogie Boogie and his little gremlins I always especially loved. This is them in my style/with some headcannons

Shock is the oldest and died of electricution, having electrical scars on her arms and legs which she hides.

Lock is the middle child, died of starvation while being ‘lock’ed up. He wears baggy clothes to hide how thin he really is.

Barrel died from a shotgun blast and is the youngest. He’s the chillest of the three but always up for a scheme.

Oogie is absolutely abusive to the three kids when they anger him. He’s hurt them and left the three alone to heal until they come crawling back for attention.

[florallylly]

back to stobin thoughts like why are they so wise for each other in fics sometimes. like 9/10 times they're giving each other good advice. in reality i feel like it's more of a hit or miss (mostly miss) 3/10 times they give each other good advice. i think they'd typically hype each other up for the worst possible choices (dump them/quit your job/confront that coworker), but rarely actually follow through. like they're complaining. they're brainstorming. but anything concrete? absolutely not.

[a-very-sparkly-nerd]

I get that there's a budget and they can only have so much time per episode, but why is there like NOTHING about 5x08?!?! Like that shit got the show a TV-14 rating and was DOWNRIGHT TRAUMATIZING and HORRIBLE and there's just? No? Mention?? Make it make sense??

[sfaghetti]

I think it's very interesting that whenever someone dear to Franziska gets hurt she has to blame it on someone else to take her anger out on them because she doesn't know how else to cope with being sad and worried

first it's when Miles "dies", and she blames Phoenix for it and takes her anger out on him despite the fact that she didn't know what motives Miles had for "dying", but she has to assume that it's Phoenix's fault because she needs to take her feelings out somehow and it's so much easier to blame a random man than to realize that her father is to blame for her brother's mental health.

then it's when Kay gets a head injury and she loses her memories and she blames this on Miles, despite not knowing how Kay got injured or what happened, but all she knows is that her friend is hurt and she's sad and worried but she doesn't know how to express her feelings in any way that isn't through anger so she HAS to find someone to blame it on and take her anger out on them

[sanguine-salvation]

create something in my workshop

a dagger

the blade is small, but wickedly sharp: it fits in pockets, under clothing, kept up close to your skin. it provides excellent defense when you find yourself in need. it lets you protect yourself against a world that you know to be dangerous. it becomes like a part of you, before long. you find it in your hand without a memory of drawing it. you find the people around you bloody, cut, before you realize that the dagger has moved. protecting you. defending you. you leave it behind and you find it on your hip again. you tell someone that you trust them, tell yourself that you want to trust them, and still, red rifts open across their skin when they get too close. you don’t know how long you have before everything you touch is cut to shreds.

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[thelastsaiyanprincess]

i think the tumblr men who fuck w mentally ill women on this site do so intentionally as some kind of ego boost. and i'm starting to believe y'all get this weird gratification out of seeing a girl publicly spiral over you. its sickening