#please get away from the child. PLEASE
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Tags on a post that said āif both candidates agree on an issue, itās a non-issueā. Regarding a genocide.
Okay lol. Very normal people on the āvote blue no matter whoā side.
āI personally donāt want to dieā yet youāre alright voting for someone who kills others just because you think itās a lost cause? Youād rather vote for someone you KNOW is going to kill thousands of Palestinians just because he MIGHT not kill you. And that is an extremely privileged take.
āMehmehmeh third party can NEVER winā yes because youād rather give Biden a deepthroat than actually vote for important change. This isnāt something like tax brackets or stimulus checks, Biden is, currently, right now, killing people. He condemns Israel to the press and then mails them more bombs through the āāhumanitarian aidāā port he built.
I swear to god Biden could pick up an infant, bring it to the podium during a speech, set it on fire, and slam it on the ground as hard as he physically could and youād still vote for him as long as it wasnāt YOUR baby.
Anyway, Iām done humoring this. Iām breaking and blocking mutuals over this. Iām not going to pretend this is an even remotely leftist let alone justifiable take.
#vote blue no matter who is such a joke#Biden is a Catholic conservative who protested the end of segregation#heās the type of vermin who would spit on a black child if they wanted to drink out of a white water fountain#and you people just eat it up because the ballot says democrat#grow up and grow a brain#if it looks like duck and quacks like a duck that ducks a wannabe Nazi named Biden#Also Bogleech being a clown again what else is new#anyway if you vote Biden you can block me just like if you vote for trump#āmehmehmeh Biden wonāt get trans people killedā yes. He will. You think heās NOT transphobic?? Please.#The only way Biden does anything to protect trans people is if it distracts from his genocide#but frankly I think at most heās just going to look the other way as Republican lawmakers quietly strip rights away#because he is a conservative and believes in traditional Christian values and doesnāt want queers to have rights any more than trump does
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Men's Fitness | 2014
#*Elena Fisher voice* Okay cowboy#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#S I R#you need to calm down#you're being too loud#bout to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you#happy mother's day to me im with child now#ARM VEINS#gonna go get my ouija board from the 90s and contact bram stoker#ouija board party at my house#bram stoker wants to talk
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Every day I get closer to making an unhinged behemoth of a post listing all of the things about Kaeya and his possible connections to mythology & stuff that I notice but NOBODY ELSE SEEMS TO BRING UP IN THEIR THEORIES
(edit: OMG I reached the tag limit I'm so sorry)
#genshin impact#kaeya alberich#kaeya#kaeya theory#genshin impact theory#the unhinged behemoth of a post would also include all the reasons I DON'T think Kaeya is up to anything nefarious#if I see 1 more ākaeya will betray usā or ākaeya is allied with the abyssā theory ISTG I'm gonna break something#also WHY. WHY IS NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY MENTIONING THE POSSIBILITY THAT#EVEN IF KAEYA IS WORKING āWITHā THE ABYSS ORDER#IT'S AS A DOUBLE AGENT?!?!!?#LIKE HE'S GETTING INTEL FROM THEM FOR THE PURPOSE OF FEEDING IT TO THE KNIGHTS OR TO DILUC OR SOMETHING#AND HE'S ALSO STABBING THE ABYSS ORDER IN THE BACK#IT'S A SNEAKY TACTIC THAT'S NOT EXACTLY HONOURABLE AND PUTS HIM VERY MUCH IN HARM'S WAY BUT IT'S FOR THE SAKE OF KEEPING PEOPLE SAFE#HOW IS THAT NOT THE MOST KAEYA THING EVER?!?!?#WHY AM I SEEMINGLY THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!#I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS#also why is no one bringing up Kaeya's possible connections to king Arthur???#I mean HELLO?! secret possible royal lineage raised as a ward/foster child/adopted child of a noble family alongside an older brother?!!#and why aren't more people talking about Kaeya's connections to Lord Krishna???#again spirited away from his actual family to be raised in another family alongside an older brother figure who has less chill than him???#not to mention peacock feather imagery and being pitted against an evil uncle#if you believe that Clothar is Kaeya's uncle rather than a direct ancestor#there is so much more I could bring up and I'm not even an expert in any of this nor am I the best at research#but I should probably save those for an actual post#plus I don't want to flood these tags more than I have#I have so so so many things to say about Kaeya#he lives in my heart rent free he makes me feel and think so much he is truly the most beloved of all my beloveds#truly the blorbo of all time for me#if even 1 person expresses interest in all my theory-esque thoughts on Kaeya I will have won at life#this is an invitation guys please ask me to talk more about kaeya
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The way it's Sticks abuse thats the most pervasive, the most damaging to Matt long term. It's Stick's montra that you can't have people that Matt always circles back to. And anytime someone leaves, or gets hurt, it just serves to prove that ideology. Matt isn't allowed to have people, he's not allowed to have a life, not allowed to love, because anytime he did let himself exist beyond violence people got hurt.
And, it's obviously not true right? of course it's not. But to hear that as a child, to have it beaten into you, and then abandoned the moment you demonstrated a very normal, very human emotion. To the point that even caring about the person telling you not to care gets you hurt in the end, because he died too! it's just, the way the abuse he experienced as a child constantly comes back to haunt him. he's never able to escape it, even when the guy who did it to him is dead, because Stick being dead is just more proof that anyone close to Matt Murdock gets killed. auuugh.
#please. please born again don't take anyone away from Matt#he has two friends do not separate them#matt murdock#tw child abuse#daredevil#no I'm rotating him in my mind rn#i NEED next year already I'm getting so much media to crunch on and enjoy#to absorb
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being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building
#for one the whole abo dynamic thing in wolves is false#for another the animal kingdom is SO wild#like. female hyenas have pseudopenises and dominate males#seahorses and male birth#eating your children to avoid them being eaten by predators#males killing children to free females to mate#community child rearing!#females doing the hunting!#CLOWNFISH#omegaverse#abo#imagine if your secondary gender is determined by the social dynamics of where you grew into it#mostly female/child bearing? guess you get a penis now#do you think all alphas have piss kinks cuz of territory marking shit#anglerfish...octopodes that hand off their sperm sacks to females...#i know a strange amount of stuff about animal sexuality i just realized this#did you know some species dont have periods? they just reabsorb the uterine lining which is fucking amazing and im very mad humans dont#do that too#on the other hand. ive seen abo aus where male omegas give birth by LOSING ALL THEIR TEETH and VOMITING AN EGG#my main complaint is that abo doesnt get weird enough (plz not losing teeth and egg vomiting weird tho)#also can we PLEASE think a little more on the 'birthing from the ass' thing? please?#listen you have a right to mpreg (and trans men exist) but like. PLEASE. that baby should NOT be born thru the poop chute#ik some animals feed their babies poop (and human anatomy is like half an inch away from the birth canal being the poo canal) but COME ON#also why are all the scents like. very specific objects/concepts#flowers and idk blood?#frankly i think they would just be. animal smells but with enhanced human noses they'd be easily distinguishable#my headcanon is that they act like peacock tails do. meant to show off how cool you are#the biting thing happens in sharks (tho i think its cuz theyre kinda silly like that) but it just reminds me of people tattooing bite marks#and not cleaning the wound or yknow actually biting their partner in the tattoo parlor?#i get it. i'd love to be consumed by the void and a non recommendable amount of teeth. but can you be more sensible about it
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fun scene idea that Iāll probably never get around to drawing: someone grabbing a wanted poster from a board or wall only to reveal a missing persons poster featuring the same person as on the wanted poster underneath it (also the reward for them as a wanted person is higher than the reward for returning them when they were missing)
#basically this is something fun I imagine for my oc cashmere#as of right now sheās simply missing (presumed to be kidnapped at least thatās what the family she is from told people)#as of rn in her story she isnāt wanted for anything but that can change Iāll probably have her (attempt to) commit treason against her#own family or something#I think it would be fun that her family is willing to spend less when sheās missing than when theyāre mad at him and want him back to be#punished for angering them#I have attempted to draw this out before but was like#it would be better as like an animation tbh but#I canāt animate Iām not going to animate my tablet does not even have the storage for me to animate#maybe a quick animatic if anything but like#idk#itās more of a fun idea than anything#I imagine what leads to cashmere committing treason is that upon being back in the hands of their family they begin to realize that they#canāt lie to theirself anymore their family is terrible and the reason they died in the first place and snaps#i feel like they found themselves in a situation where they attacked someone out of fear and rage and blah blah that is seen as treason#it would probably be his dad that gets attack im ngl conquest deserves it#or they accidentally hurt them out of fear#I am unsure#*shrug emoji* Iām just making up shit for cashmere as I see fit and per what I find most interesting and fun <3#also cashmere is my only oc rn who would have both a missing and a wanted poster#sure most of my ocs would find themselves wanted for one reason or another or targeted by others#but some cashmere is useful as a tool to their family and having a runaway child is bad for their reputation theyād ofc want her back to#keep her quiet and keep people from finding out that she ran away#they also still think sheās sickly and wouldnāt want anyone to find out who she is that sheās sickly and for word to spread#basically they want cashmere back so their reputation isnāt damaged and so they can go back to using her as they please#I put a lot of suffering into this character#and I will continue to do so because as my favourite this is what happens#sorry Iām babbling
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Just want to say: a, I admire very much that you've figured out a healthy way to work on your fics that allows you to have fun with it. And also b, am very excited to hear that you are getting there with pez! It has fully given me brain rot ever since I read it last year, there is just such a lack of content for the highly specific trope of using time travel as a device to explore extremely unhealthy levels of self loathing.
I just adore everything you're doing in it. Neither midoriya is anywhere approaching okay for any portion of the fic and I love rereading and mining into all the subtle characterization pointing to that. It's a bit like nhtycth in that some really goofy funny stuff is often hiding some really fucking worrying things, but the fact that characters DO do that stuffāthat todoroki uses his teaspoon's worth of extremely stunted social skills to bludgeon his friend's door open and help him, that a rpf shipping war is an actual source of drama despite how goofy the sentiment seems on the surface, that about half of what jon says is deeply worrying and the other half is extremely funny and there's a lot of overlap between the twoāreally lifts the tension and brightens the universe. It's sort of similar to what you did with gerry, in that endless misery isn't nearly as painful as the ups and downs of a life that, when you step back and zoom out, has something deeply and horribly wrong with it.
(jon sort of reminds me of spider-man in that he uses human to deal with trauma and stress, except I don't think he at any point realizes how fucking funny he is. He's just there, in a home depot, gnashing his teeth because he's got so many bodies to dispose of and this cashier sure is taking her time.)
I really, really, really have had trouble finding fics that take everything midoriya has dealt with to task. It's a hell of a thing to live 14 years as a disabled minority, have it heavily shape your existence, and then one day you wake up and you realize you're...not that, or at least, nobody will ever acknowledge you as that again. You've lost all claim to it. Those experiences that shaped who you are? Dust in the wind. 14 years of pain and life might as well be buried in the ground for all the good they do you. Nobody's going to cut you any slack or quarter, you've gotta simply work harder, be better. And now when you do that you get the results you wanted, so that's fine, then. That's good. There was something wrong with the you before, and there's something right with the you now, and if the transition is a little rough, well that doesn't matter, you're the same as everyone else now, so it's your own job to fill in whatever gaps you need to.
I really can't get over how mentally fucked it must be for midoriya to run into quirkless people, run across quirkless issues, and be silently caught between, incapable of speaking his mind and too scared to do so anyway around those he can trust.
Also I should mention, I'm just very excited for bakugou to get back from the gym. He's been there like a year I hope he's getting a good workout in.
Me realizing that itās been a year since pez dispenser debris:
I feel like thereās just this very specific type of grief that Izuku has to grapple with in the span of pez dispenser debris that Iām just obsessed with. Heās sort of silently mourning who he could have been, when 1) he has to present like thereās nothing lost to maintain his secret and 2) the entire world is constantly inundating him with the message that there was nothing lost.
Like. I donāt want to get too deep into it because it risks spoiling things and I do have major plans to continue it (Iāve loved this story for so many years before I ever even hit publish), but the emotion that Izukuās feeling right now is so much more complex than āI hate who I used to be and want him to stop existingā or āI just want to keep my secrets.ā And I think the way he interacts with Mirio is the biggest evidence of that.
Izukuās placed himself at the very center of the Quirklessness debate with his support of Mirio. He fights for Quirkless heroes, very publicly, to the point where heās not even graduated yet but considered to be one of the most prominent voices on the matter. If you took a poll of Quirkless people as to which hero would be most supportive of them pursing their own career in heroics, Izuku would be right at the top of the list. When it comes to Quirklessness itself, heās nothing but supportive.
But he didnāt tell Mirio the truth of his own Quirklessness.
Out of everyone, Mirioās the one everyone expects to know, despite him being a relatively newer relationship compared to someone like Iida or Uraraka or Todoroki. And I tried to imply that heās sort of the one who knows the most about Izuku out of everyone save All Might.
Like, weāll get into how much exactly Mirio knows soon, so I wonāt divulge what, if anything, Izuku has told him. But we know that Mirio knows, weirdly enough, that Izuku is deeply fucking haunted. He knows that boy has many violent ghosts in his bones. He finds it hilarious and will tell their realtor about it. Izuku told him about the discontent spirits who died in a violent passion and live on inside of him before he told him about his Quirklessness.
And I just feel like one of those things is a little bit easier to discuss than the other.
Izuku has decided to keep his own Quirklessness quiet in a way that surpasses secrecy about One for All. If it was just about OfA, he could tell people he didnāt get his quirk until the entrance exam, and it wouldnāt even be a lie. Heās purposefully obscuring his own past as Quirkless even as he takes a forefront of the Quirkless hero debate with his open support of Mirio.
And the fact that heās at the forefront of this debate in and of itself requires a difficult dichotomy. He is the worldās most vocal proponent for the first Quirkless hero. He is a known figure in the Quirkless community now.
He isnāt considered one of them anymore. Heās an outsider coming in.
It must be such a strange, odd sort of grief to come to the people you were home amongst for most of your life and be greeted as a stranger. To return home, and to be welcomed in for the first time, and to not even be able to tell people that youāve lived here all your life and donāt need a tour.
Itās a sort of death of self, I think. And I think Izuku never expected to have to grapple with his own ghost.
#thereās just something so haunting to me about the idea of Izuku being considered just a really enthusiastic ally to the Quirkless community#like Izuku canonically did not have friends#he almost definitely was an /incredibly/ avid member of Internet forums#he probably found comfort amongst other Quirkless people for the first time ever online#and then he grew up#got all mights quirk#became a central figure in the Quirklessness debate#and suddenly found himself popping up on those forums that used to be his only solace as a child#that one hero with all the Quirks who supports the Quirkless#I see Izuku as being a semi controversial figure amongst Quirkless#because he obviously supports them#but heās got quirks to an unprecedented power level and is also used by others against the quirkless community as an example of how far#behind they are in evolution#I feel like he eventually stopped going on those old forums that were his greatest comfort as a child#like I feel like he would feel weird lurking on the forums while they talked about him to him without their knowledge#he would have left to give them privacy away from him#he couldnāt honestly commiserate with them anymore because he was suddenly Quirked anyway#and what must that feel like#that realization that you can never go home again#pez dispenser debris#bnha#update IS incoming im actively working on this fic again#we are so so close people#to this and sgg and nhthcth#god itās been so close for so long#also if you sent me an ask and I never answered it please know I saw it and loved it and started to answer it#which is why I currently have over 150 asks in a state of partial completeness#weāll get there one day
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all the while society conflates "being an adult" with "having a proper job" and "having money to make arbitrary Adult Purchases" disabled people who can't work - or can only work part time or can only do entry level baby jobs - will never be 'allowed' to be adults
you can say "being an adult is looking after yourself you don't have to have a job!!!" all you want but most people who say that will still assume anybody who doesn't either can't or won't 'look after themselves' actually. and every 'marker' of 'adulthood' that's observable and thus actually counts or whatever loops back around to... having a job and 'contributing' something
#yeah i have netflix on all day#i am quite literally signed off of work for the -rest of my life-#what the fuck else would you like me to do with my time when most people are in fact at work#or did you think i can't have the tv on and put laundry away at the same time or something#must i work on commissions on silence in a dour room to be perceived as an adult#anyway 'looking after yourself/your home/your pet' is not observable#to anybody who doesn't like ACTUALLY live in your house#unless you are extremely obviously NOT doing it#if a tree falls in a forest etc#owning a house? job. like not even 'in this economy? lol'#disabled people LITERALLY can't because we aren't allowed to have enough savings for a deposit#car? would you honestly trust me with a vehicle lol but also: job#you mostly cannot buy a car without one it's a requirement for the lease#otherwise you aren't 'trusted' to pay it on time#incidentally most landlords will also - perfectly legally - refuse to rent to you because you are going to be unreliable with the rent#which is being paid directly by the gov anyway like take your trust issues up with them bro#a family? if i get married or cohabit with a partner my income gets sliced in half#so to support even myself let alone a child would require. drumroll please. employment#savings? adults have savings right? yeah but unlike you i have a gov enforced cap on mine#'good furniture not shit from ikea' (someone has remarked that ikea furniture is 'college dorm-y' it's going here)#i mean do i have to say it
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these are super, super informal and unorganized thoughts but god these panels are haunting me so:
itās interesting to finally be reading some of the issues that i assume influence general fanon perception of damian because thereās so much emphasis on the actions against tim (and like yeah fair, fucked up letās not move past that) but also thereās little moments sprinkled throughout that made me go āā¦this is a child. This is a whole child.ā
like idk man! These two pieces of dialogue are very striking to me! āSee? I can be useful!ā And āLook at me, Mother!ā. Maybe itās just because I work with kids but i read this and very clearly hear a childās voice! And sometimes i think because a lot of people get caught up in the āformalā way that damian speaks that people forget heās a kid. A very competent, highly trained kid. But heās a kid.
Again, i donāt think Damianās actions can be brushed off just because heās a kid, and (within the content of the Morrison run), has had some fucked up shit going on. But like - for fanon, Iām just begging folks to strike the balance between talking about Damian being held accountable for his actions and also understanding that in this point in time heās like maybe nine or ten-years-old. Idk! Iām tired of reading analysis and fan fiction that absolutely crucifies Damian and doesnāt try to find the nuance at all.
#Ramblings#damian wayne#batman comics#batman#batman and son#i donāt wanna give any flowers to Morrison because these are also the issues with the most insane depictions of talia iāve ever seen#But like. These moments are in here for a reason okay#I donāt have enough brain cells at the moment to talk about how there like. Might be some adultification bias somewhere in here#From the fandom side#Peace and love i am also a Tim Drake stan but why is he allowed to be a hurt child and not Damian#Examine that perhaps#And Iām so dead serious when you read or re-read damian Wayneās dialogue#When you read him in fics#Do you actually hear a childās voice. Im so dead serious#Iām just feeling particularly reflective on how we teach and treat children because Iām in the middle of an intense work week w my own kids#And so. These panels are haunting me#Also like if u made this far into the tags please feel free to correct me on Damianās age in this particular run#Cause Iāve been hopping around from run to run and so i get confused#Anyways please look at all these characters as humans#Im scared of fandom so Iām dropping this and running away bye#The formatting on this post is so inconsistent sorry if itās not readable
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firm believer that if signora found kaeya as a child (and with the HC/theory that he looks like rostam) she would have claimed him as her son (and she would have somewhat healed mentally and emotionally too)
#kaeyachi randoms#yeah just a thought ive had for years now tbh#more tags to help further this hc#signora actually not being good with caring for an actual child at first and had to get help from arlecchino#signora: if you ask me to destroy the world i would do so#kaeya: i dont think i want that yet but can i please get a hug?#pierro: a Khaenri'ahn?#Arlecchino: an eclipse dynasty Khaenri'ahn?#dottore: ANOTHER ONE?!#childe: he smells like the abyss š#signora: everyone better back tf away or im freezing then burning you all to a crisp#and to make myself clearer this time#genshin headcanons#and a#yes this was further inspired by that one arle voiceline about signora
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christians calling queer people mentally ill is always so funny to me because like. honey. you believe that an invisible sky fairy created the universe. you believe that some guy with just absolutely IMPECCABLE hair died for 3 days, came back, and flew up into the sky. you believe that an evil pitchfork lava catboy can turn into a snake and talk to people and tell them to eat his evil apples of evil. and yet someone changing their gender or liking the same gender is where you draw the line???? yeah okay lmao.
#random shit i thought about while pacing my room at 2 in the morning#U CAN'T CHANGE UR GENDER āUR DELUSIONAL and then they're ONE bad delusion away from making the binding of isaac a reality for their child#like girlie get your shit together please thanks <3
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its been like. nearly a year (How.) already but i cannot lie theres Still a part in the back of my brain occupied with and being thoroughly entertained by the way that childes confirmed 4.0 complete self-awareness over waking up the narwhal at 14 recontextualizes some key liyue things leading to some very funny self indulgent scenarios in my head
like yes chili is old news its basic please excuse me for predictable popular ship crimes (do NOT however associate me w the crimes of fanon against their actual range. theyre peak to Me) but i just keep replaying the imagery of zhongli and childe back on their homoerotic Professional Working Relationship bullshit where their flirting passed the jkjk unless treshold of even remotely plausible deniability like 8 exorbitantly priced business dinners ago and theyre just like. doing that whole song and dance now neither committing to a move except zhonglis presently feeling moderately conflicted (but nonetheless fairly unfazed at) by the prospects of actually developing some sort of a thing for the harbinger hes supposed to puppet master into executing the major story climax of his 67-step retirement plan bc he turned out to be quite the strangely charming ginger specimen (to His weird fucking 6000 year old tastes at least. they deserve each other) with some fascinating life ambitions he cant help but be enraptured by.
but because hes still 100% Locked In on his entire plan zhonglis also just . simultaneously dual wielding his coy-ass "i like you and am taking it slow to Savor this developing relationship (Also bc of the Geo Archon Shaped Elephant In The Room) except am old as shit so my languid sense of time inadvertedly Automatically turns my behavior into an equivalent of the dark souls boss of playing hard2get" act (cue "waddup im ajax 24 and im in fucking agony with this hot funeral consultant". Yes they live like this) AND also meticulously theorycrafting like 12 moves in advance for his 6d chess play of leaving the most subtly crafted trail of breadcrumbs behind for the tsaritsas 11th to follow into the intended & completely "Coincidental" idea of unleashing the one particular sealed sea deity that zhongli Specifically wants momentarily released for his sweet 6k retirement party and graduation test for the nation hes helicopter parented for 3.7k years .
like. this is zhongli we r talking about the guy Absolutely has it planned out down to a fucking art like he has an entire branching path dialogue tree planned and memorized like its a visual novel for every possible way he can conveniently namedrop osial in a non-suspect way and also that he just happens to be sealed right over there across the harbor (what a coincidence!) and also to slip in the intel about the latent power of the sigil of permission etc etc. like zhonglis just out there doing all this massive galaxy brain computational work simultaneously while infodumping on an academic level about whichever subject childes latest random comment of amicable small talk happened to remind him of because in his helicopter parent in remission mind its Absolutely Critical that the idea about releasing osial occurs Completely organically in childes mind it Has to he Cannot risk revealing anything . (hes in remission not in recovery guys.) so like here we are. he requested notes from the tsaritsa Personally on the character of her 11th just to ensure every move was painstakingly crafted to draw him Specifically to the intended conclusion without risking revealing his true identity .
except. the thing . neither he. nor the tsaritsa . would have been informed of . is that this simply isnt childes first fucking rodeo waking up an eldritch city sized sea creature . and he is very well aware of this fact . he woke that beautiful wonderful beloved huge fucking narwhal up by himself had his brain chemistry Immediately and Irrevocably rewired as a direct consequence do you fucking think hes somehow stopped thinking about that singular moment for even a second since then???
yeah . thought so.
so what actually ends up happening in reality is theyll be on another definitely-serious-business-not-just-a-date and zhonglis going to get down to like dialogue selection part 10 of the 86 step conversation tree at Most where hes only beginning to like Vaguely allude to the key pieces of information involved but it turns out Because Hes That Guy (TM) And Has Been There Done That Before childes basic pattern recognition and sense of irony simply proceed to kick in Way ahead of time and hes Immediately perking up like Hey wouldnt it be really fucking funny if i wake up an eldritch sea beast Again . like just in case. as a last ditch effort .
and zhonglis just sitting there seeing the gears turn in his head as they enjoy their cringe fucking picnic (bc they just stare at each other intently like that nowadays its a thing. being in a room with them by this point is essentially a human rights violation) and is just completely fucking flabbergasted and lost on how in the hell childes speedran his way to that conclusion at what amounts to barely a 13% completion rate in his whole overkill fucking plan (just 1 of 3 contingencies btw) and its like yes he has his intended outcome but also precisely 0 idea on how the fuck said outcome was reached the way it was this fast . like hes still winning its His plan thats well underway and ahead of schedule but How
(pov: ur selling the concept of waking up destructive sea creatures to the guy who woke up a celestial body eating cosmic whale at 14)
anyway its truly beautiful i absolutely detest these two and have prime liyue AQ hijinks nostalgia now thank you for the lore drop that allowed this to become canon in my head hoyo
#im sorry for completely out of nowhere ship posting dude idk where this came from . i had to get it off my chest ig . runs away#chili my dearest i miss em . theyre the most normal business partners to lovers dynamic to me NO drama whatsoever they just#happen to be insane fucking people and thats why it ends up weird . but relationship wise. bland as SHIT they just get along well#drama?? betrayal?? angst?? NO. 1 spar and childe forgives instantly we all know this to be true#theyre so fucking basic as a couple bc both of them being as weird as they are just ends up canceling out#bc neither is unnerved by the insane shit the other comes with . and they just like. date normally . and make a semi-open committed ldr wor#they simply civilly agree not to bring up the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Religious differences .#6k yo highly suspect god known for signing NDA with celestia dating guy intent on torching the fucking place personally like .#'we make it work despite our differences š'#and the known self-admitted heretic if it gives him power looking to conquer the world just#'oh no need to Rush the agenda after all im still busy getting stronger š in time watch tf out tho <333 youre so sexy aha'#dont listen to bland tropey fanon guysss listen to me they could be so fucking peak. they Are to me#altho childe pairings are so weird to me now being a true narwhal truther. theyre all basically a love triangle to me now LKWDJKWDKJWDKJ#like listen. they could be in love they could be the same entity they could be opposites. nemeses. platonic soulmates. romantic rivals. idc#BUT whatever the fuck they are i want them together please thank uuuuuuuu so like. added hysteria factor to any other ship w ajax .#hes still fucking cheating on his narwhalllll on all levels. romantic. platonic. cosmic. unphased by any attempts at defining their bond#with mere words. what are they??? no clue. still cheating. no i dont explain my poetry often. theyre simply everything to me xx#how do i even fucking tag this man its not rly childeposting worthy is it....#and im not abt to risk breaching containment in the chili tag.........................#guess its just#genshin#rambles#lmaooo wjkdwkjwjkdjkdw
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Endeavor is almost a perfect allegory for what the society in the mha universe does to people who can't be heroes or use their quirks in a way to benefit society, which is cast them aside or pass them over without over giving them a second glance until uh-oh! Suddenly they're worth being noticed because they're a threat.
He apologizes to his family, which is good! If you're a bad person and did terrible things, the first step in your own transformation and atonement should be to acknowledge what you've done and to apologize to those you've wronged. Great!
Thing is, Endeavor set off a chain reaction with his abusive, neglectful and downright irresponsible choices that it damaged everyone in his family for life.
I don't think someone who causes one of their own children to literally go up in flames, crying because they're finally getting attention from their father and family in the very end, ever deserves to be forgiven.
#mha#my hero academia#endevour#mha dabi#mha endeavor#im sure im gonna get some flack for this because for some reason lots of people think that he should be redeemed but no???#im sorry guys i like villain redemption arcs as much as the next person and i understand being confused over#why so many people forgive other villains vs endeavor#but theres something about being in a place of power and influence and using that to harm and neglect your family and having EVERYONE#EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD PRETTY MUCH JUST LOOK AWAY AND SAY OH ITS NOT MY FAMILY THATS HIS BUISNESS#BETTER NOT GET INVOLVED IT'LL SORT ITSELF OUT#that just doesnt sit right with me whatsoever#ive liked plenty of villains who do horrible things but i can still see their good side because they have their henchman or their own family#or that one person who they care for and will protect because thats their heart#im saying that even though endeavor FEELS BAD he really just didnt have a heart or care for anyone but himself until hmm#oh! after he became the number one hero#and after he got a scar that humbled him#theres a reddit post where the op talks about how people soften him and are willing to forgive him but i think thats coming from people who#very very thankfully no shade did jot have to deal with anyone like that irl in any way#OR people who are less into stories and allegories again no shade and take characters at a more surface level#its just another read on the character which of course is obviously fine but please please understand why people will never forgive him#mha spoilers#its like especially hard to not hate him when you find out that dabi had his mothers power all along#meaning he WAS that perfect child that endeavor had been looking for but he cast him aside too soon to even let that power bloom early on#god i hate Endeavor so much#love the way hes written story and character wise like he IS really well written#but fuck him all the same lol
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reparenting Can't be the solution to parentalization. like. i had to parent myself so the only solution is??? i have to parent myself again????????
no offense but I'm actually fucking tired of doing that?
(i also get pissed at the idea that the correct response to loneliness is learning to be alone. that's in direct opposition to how Human Beings Work).
#just shit that frustrates me#part of it is me based#like I'm aware that i have to do work here#but i get so pissed when ppl try to wedge their bootstrap up my ass like. please#the PROBLEM is that i cant rely on anyone! or open up! you think the solution is to MAKE IT WORSE?????#i DID the self sufficiency thing!!!#that's kinda the fucking problem!#and yes yes absolutely inner child shit HELPS#i simply and absolutely resent the notion that health and sanity looks like doing it all on your own#that's puritan ass colonizer mentality please get away from me with it#interdependence is not codependence#interdependence is the fucking point#anti colonialism#rad#bpd#borderline#inner child#reparenting#parentalization#abandonment trauma#yeehaw#my life improved once i realized i could just reject that tho#inclusivetherapists.com is the foreal#unfortunately ppl ain't taking my insurance much but we getting there#therapy#rest is radical#self preservation is a revolutionary act
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I don't like the way Luke is drawn in some cards
It's like they're pedo-baiting
#I swear those artists better be fired or I'm gonna get hit by a lighting#Stay away from my child please#Be fr Luke will not love you#He will has a spray bottle with him everytime because of you#obey me!#obey me shall we date#obey me luke#obey me cards#obey me luke cards
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Try list any Octo-Agents and think of an Episode you Think give them a Shining Moment
W O O F this took a whileā I was thinking long and hard about this because there are SO MANY good moments and episodes š
, and so many agentsā it was difficult, but Iām happy with my answers š
Ranger Marshās Shine Episode is definitely The Monitor Lizards. I LOVE this episode, itās one of my favourites in the whole series so farānot just because of the events in it, but as a concept. I LOVE the callback to the Great Swamp Search!! I watched the 2nd season blind, and seeing all these familiar faces was SUCH a fun surprise. Itās good for Ranger Marsh as a character, because it actually shows him doing his job as a Ranger, not as an Octo-Agent. It also reinforces the fact that he truly cares for and is friends with these creatures, even if they are invasive, and that he's willing to travel to check in on them. This is another episode that also proves (to me) that the writers know theyāre dealing with an older audience for the show, and are more likely to delve into solid lore and continuity. This episode makes me really hopeful for more of that.
Natquikās Shine Episode, WITHOUT QUESTION, is The Red Fox. Honestly I feel like I donāt need to explain why, but I will because I like talking āØ: Natquik is my favourite Octo-Agent, but overall we havenāt actually gotten that many episodes dedicated to him yet. The Red Fox gives us a close and personal look into what Natquik is like by himself (I love episodes where characters are alone š), how he deals with problems (by ignoring them until they get worseāwhich is interesting... *stares at Barnacles*...), and even hints toward his family, by showing us his family portraits, and leaving us wondering, āWhere are they?ā ā There are so many moments I love in this episode, from when he first discovers the kits, decides to help them stay warm, rushes to protect Barnacles, to his bittersweet goodbye at the end. Itās all so perfect.
Tracker absolutely shines in The Missing Lake. Honestly, he shines a LOT in Above and Beyond, considering he never got his own episode in the main series, and was only in Operation Deep Freeze for two scenes. AnB has been really good to Tracker, and Iām so grateful they decided to make him an Agent. The Missing Lake sticks out to me the most, because for the most part he is by himself (and Iāve already mentioned my love for that <3), and unlike all his other episodes, we get to really see him be responsible and use his Polar Scout skills in action. Heās often portrayed as a follower, who just goes along with whatever he's told to do, but he takes charge twice in this episode: when he offers to help Rowan, and when he stays behind to save Buck. Love that for him.
Calico Jack. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Calico Jack....... I could talk forever about this funky old cat man. He doesnāt just shine, he GLOWS in every episode heās inābut alas, for the sake of this post I will be focusing on The Harlequin Duck. I love the showing of his gentle parental instincts in this episode, and his singing; since we know he canonically has a theme song, that I headcanon he wrote himself. I think far too much, and often, about how he legit panicked when he realized the egg was missing. How his first instinct was to hide that fact from Captain Barnacles. He was terrified, having a full blown panic attack on screen. He apologizes to the mother duck with such genuine solace, and promises to get it back āOn [his] honour as a pirate!ā ...Which is extremely significant to me, considering Kwazii was the first character to EVER say the phrase: āOn me honour as an Octonaut!ā in The Flying Fish after Inklingās book was lost ā and of course as a final touch, I adore seeing him work with Pete to get the egg back. The way he tosses the egg in the air, fully trusting that Pete will catch it... theyāre so in sync, just as pirate and parrot are meant to be ;)
Paani... I feel like thereās so much more to him than what weāve seen so far, it almost feels unfair to assign him a āShine Episodeā. So, instead of highlighting a single episode, Iāll quickly talk about three that stick out (PS: you might sense a theme š¤£):
The Barnacle Geese - Uncle Paani. I like the āIāll be my own uncleā joke, and the Edgar Allen Poe reference. I think Paaniās determination to help the chick (who doesnāt seem to want help) is nice to watch, and helps to prove his worthiness as an Agentāwhich is always fun considering his hesitance when Barnacles tried to recruit him in S1E1. In a way, this episode also makes Paani seem more like Barnacles. See my old post analyzing the showās intro. (*Stares at the episode title* šļøšļø)
The Arabian Camels - Take a shot of cocoa every time I mention my love for episodes where characters are forced to be by themselves. This one is especially interesting to me though, because we know that Paani was alone, for a very long time, before he met the Octonauts. He has no trouble working and getting by alone, and we get to see him exhibiting that, while being out of his element (a dry desert) at the same time; and thatās really cool.
The Lonely Frog - ...Yāknow how they constantly make the Octonauts/Agents meet creatures with similar issues to them? Yeah. *Stares at the episode title.* *Stares at the end scene where he says āKinda like when I met you guys!ā before obnoxiously jumping into the lake, in response to Shellington+Peso saying āThey never even knew each other existed before! [...] and now itās like theyāve known each other all their lives!ā* *STARES MORE AT THE EPISODE TITLE,,* *wonders how long Paani was actually alone before becoming an Agent...*
Pinto, where art thou? He wasnāt in S2 at all, which was a bit disappointing since we just saw him get an Octowatch in S1. I wouldāve expected him to be pressing that button every chance he got, giving us a āPenguin who cried Octoalertā episode. But anyway,, The Curious Penguin is the PERFECT episode for Pinto. It shows his personality really well, and I love how his distractions and the things he learns and discovers help him to save the day in the end. I think Pinto (just like Kwazii) is a good portrayal of ADHD, and how he just needs to be in the right environment to succeed. Each time Pinto messes up or loses focus, isnāt because he was left alone and couldnāt be trustedāitās because he was left alone and understimulated. So when heās thrown into a sudden high-stakes situation, all of his focus hones in on the moment, and heās able to save Dashi and Paani by himself.
AND, because you didnāt say it had to be an Above and Beyond moment, I want to throw some love at The Oarfish episode from the main series. In this episode, Pinto no longer views Peso as ālessā than an Octonaut, and is so excited to watch him do his jobāitās really cute!! His impulsivity is once again a positive thingāgranted, it seems to annoy Peso a little, but when you think about it he kinda saved the day by being impulsive. He sounded the Octoalert without permission, which let the captain know to come back before their radio signal cut out, and by being unafraid of the āmonsterā and swimming outside, he was able to discover what the problem was so that Peso could help. He did good.
Pearl.... I love Pearl a lot, but I canāt think of one specific episode that comes to mind for her. I love The Pupfish because it introduces Peri to AnB, and I love how he teaches her how to tie a knot, so she can save the algae (and Glen). I like The Bison episode because itās interesting watching her not doing something with algae for once, and The Pink Glacier because her and Kwaziiās dynamic was something I didnāt know I needed, but now I want more of (/p).
Ryla. Possibly controversial opinion: I liked Ryla in The Caves of Sac Actun, more than I like her now in Above and Beyond. I know sheās only gotten 3 episodes so far, but sheās really missing something. Sac Actun gave us lore on her right off the bat: sheās old friends with Dashi, sheās a skilled cave explorer, sheās spunky, sheās purple. AnB hasnāt given us much yet. So far her only shtick is caves, and thatās getting a bit repetitive. Consider every moment she has in Sac Actun as her āShining Momentā, because honestly that whole movie is a 10/10.
Koshi,,,, she hasn't gotten that much yet, but I'm gonna say The Longfin Eels is her Shine Episode. I like the way she narrates the whole episode, because it's very in-character. Plus we know sheās literally writing about this adventure in her diary as she's telling it, as if it were a mystery book. She reminds me of narrators from 1920s film noirs, and thatās cool. Also! Honorary mention of the scene when she gets her Octowatch: I loved that for her <3
Min is below the cut, because my answer for her includes some very heavy SEASON 5 SPOILERS, including SCREENSHOTS:
All of Min's appearances so far are dear to my heart. However, my favourite has to be her own introductory episode: The Giant Chinese Salamander.
The Rainforest Rescue is another amazing episode for Mināsheās a wonderful character on her own, of courseābut I think we can all agree that she and Inkling are very adorable together (no matter how you interpret their relationship).
When Above and Beyond aired on Netflix, there was a lot of confusion around Min, from the younger audience and other fans who hadnāt seen S5. The Giant Chinese Salamander introduces Min with a 20-minute special; showing her in high-stakes action with Kwazii, bonding with the Octonauts, being an all-around Cool Personā¢, and a flashback of how she met Inkling when they were younger.
She saved his life. He was thrown far inland by a rough storm, and was trapped until she found him. I honestly headcanon that Min partially (if not outright) inspired Inkling to form the Octonauts, and this moment could have literally sealed the fate of EVERYTHING we know.
But! Until S5 comes out, that's all I've got to say~ šš
#i wanted to include screenshots for everyone's answers but there wasn't enough room and this post is big enough as it is š
#so instead y'all get an essay jdhdjdks <33#octonauts above and beyond#octo-agents#about time i start using that tag lol#octonauts#am i going to one day make a giant analysis on cj in anb?? honestly maybe. there's so much there to talk about- i'm obsessed with him lmao#but it prbly won't be for a while#also. a message from future me when s3 is out: ''the natquik and tracker episode is amazing and a huge shine moment for both of them <3''#/hj#fun fact i started writing this post in an openoffice document xD i was comparing all the eps to try to figure out the best ones#long post#all paani's eps are s2 eps bc i rly wasn't sure how i felt about him in s1. but s2 solidified my love for him <3#hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think a barnacles and pinto episode would be really good. thats all#the curious penguin is also a good episode for teaching kids that it's okay and good to be curious and ask questions!! love that about it!#kwazii is peak adult adhd rep and pinto is peak child adhd rep. thank you for coming to my tedtalk. /srs#hhhhgggggnn i love the cats so much. if we ever get more baby kwazii content you'll never stop hearing about it from me#please enjoy this post. i worked Really Hard on it /gen šš„¹#this post has been in my drafts for 50 years goodness gracious. take it away from me š¤£#bonus answer for paani: i really like the secret beneath the snow--#specifically the scene where he puts himself in front of gus to protect him from ''wolves''#like. yo. /pos#it felt like something barnacles would've done yk? and that's fun :))#i love min. i started writing this post before s5's english release got announced and i was talking about how i wanted anb#to give us more min and inkling content so we didn't have to wait 74363832 years to learn more about them xD#but now I'm SO EXCITEDDDD#. so excited for You Guys to watch S5#bc I've seen it already and have been living in a constant state of restraining myself from giving spoilersā#cough.#TAG LIMIT REACHED HDHDBSBSJWBSUDBSJSJDHSH
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