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Mid life crisis? Yeah, I'd have a crisis too if my life was mid
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I wanted to do something like Lilia's family album
Well, this is my attempt at it.
#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge#silver#SilBek#sebek zigvolt#malleus draconia#diasomnia#sebesil#silbek#silsebe#ANZ05ART#I don’t know if this can be called a ship but they are standing next to each other so probably-#please don't take me seriously
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Max Verstappen apology tour: Spain edition
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one of my favourite things about campaign 3 is the hostility between chetney and imogen laura and travis really said we've been graph paper lovers, now it's time to upgrade...reluctant allies
#critical role#laura bailey#cr3#travis willingham#reluctant allies is a stretch but it reminds me of every single friendship i've ever had with a guy ever#in the “i'm not in the least bit convinced you're a funnctional human being but morals wise you're half-decent so i'll tolerate you ig”#<- this is referring to imogen and chet#i'm not speculating abt real people cause i do not want to#please don't take me seriously
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Jeremy's making a lager and a rose
James like lager and wine
James is making a gin
Which Hammond likes
What is Hammond gonna make
gay porn
#kat says stuff#please don't take me seriously#shitpost#the three idiots#jeremy clarkson#richard hammond#james may
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Please keep in mind I haven't slept today and I am crossing into full blown delusions and this is a crack scenario 911 is now a telenovela: make the triangle and actual triangle. Love triangles on media tend to be love angles and we already have the Buck and Eddie side connected, we have the Buck and Tommy side connected, connect the Eddie and Tommy side and make it messy lol
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The Realest Gojo Satoru Headcanons
Pfft, think he's a total dreamboat? Nah. This is what he's really like. (affectionately) (Slight NSFW, like blink and you'll miss it) ***
He’s 100% the type of guy who would deepthroat a banana or hotdog or popsicle or something at any chance. And the best part? He's really, really good at it. Like, doesn't even gag kinda good. Everyone can only stare in amazement and wonder if it’s only a bit, or if he already has…prior experience. (He so, obviously, 100% does.)
If someone held a Secret Santa thingy for work, he probably would just forget about it. (If you were the person he was Santa for, considering you could somehow convince him to do it, he would just give you a greasy hundred yen bill and say something like, “Buy yourself something nice”.)
The great Gojo Satoru’s hair is so crusty. How else does it stay up like that when he’s wearing a blindfold? Gravity just doesn’t do it for him. He may insist it’s just excess cursed energy flowing through his hair because his blindfold stops and directs the flow of cursed energy elsewhere so that Six Eyes doesn’t work, but don’t believe him. That boy uses so much hair spray. In fact, due to the hairspray and scalp sweat melding together, knocking on his hair with a fist at, like, 2pm in the afternoon will feel like knocking on rock.
In fact, it is so crusty that if you take a bite out of it, a chunk will fall into your mouth easily with a potato-chip-crunch. (Eating Gojo’s hair ASMR?) Running a hand through his hair will result in getting poked.
On another note on his hair though, when it’s not hairspray crusted, that man just loves haircare. He’s got a collection of different bottles of shampoo and more of conditioner. And a scalp brush. And dry conditioner. (“It’s a lot to take care of my hair to be this beautiful, y’know?”)
Every time he needs to remember a letter of the alphabet (see: alphabetical ordering), he sings the ABC song. Softly or loudly. Did he forget what number P is in the alphabet? Is he just messing? Who knows?
He’s 100000000% the type of guy to mix up his student’s names. (“Meg—Noba—Yugi!”) It’s kinda sad.
He's played Palworld and though he picks a fight with anyone who dares claim Pokemon is eternally superior to Digimon, even Gojo Satoru can agree that Pokemon but what if they have guns?? is peak.
He has an eyelash curler and wears white mascara sometimes.
As a kid, he’s always wanted a little sister. Maybe because he wants to be a siscon. But anyway, if you ask him, he’ll talk about all he wants to do with a little sister (braiding hair, singing together, fighting off boyfriends, helping with Girl Scout cookie sales, fighting the patriarchy, etc)
Still laughs at potty humor. Just the word 'penis' will set him off. 'Haha, genitalia funny' at it's finest.
He's probably the type to spoil endings of shows and manga and stuff just to cause misery. Possible savagery. He reads the last chapter of the latest volume of a manga and spoils it.
A huge fan of Doki Doki Literature Club. He tells all his friends that it's some cute dating sim and that they should tooooootally play it. He thinks they'll all best girls, but Natsuki is the bestest of them all. Gojo totally, 100,000% cried when Sayuri.
In a Modern!AU without jujutsu witchcraftery, he seems like he'd major in philosophy.
#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#jjk#headcanon#jjk headcanons#doki doki literature club#palworld#crack#satoru#hi yes i wanna die#probably written at 4am#please don't take me seriously#i bet he's a sweetie or something i don't wanna get hollow red'ed
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i'm taking this personally.
#tj talks f1#baku gp 2024#lando norris#made by tj#f1 memes#THIS IS SATIRE#please don't take me seriously
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Top Gun (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw/Jake "Hangman" Seresin Characters: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw, Jake "Hangman" Seresin, "Dagger" Training Detachment Aviators (Top Gun) Additional Tags: crack treated both too seriously and not seriously enough, Silly, Truth or Dare, unconventional pickup techniques, hangster are stupid for each other, shenanigans with the squad, Getting Together, vaguely referenced background relationships Summary: Phoenix makes Rooster reveal his slightly unorthodox method for picking people up. To everyone's astonishment, it works on Hangman.
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Wanna hear something stupid? Then read this!
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The only good pairing
I went down a rabbit hole and came back enlightened
#jjk x disney#toji fushiguro#This is going to be my only post ever#Please don't take me seriously#scrooge mcduck#happy holidays
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Glen saw my poll about doing a Mafia AU and decided to cast his vote by using the Brioni shoot CONFIRMED.
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Oh, so you think you're exempt from the
Oneness of Nature??
Watch It, Pal! You're not better than a Tree!
we all congealed out of the same warm soup and we're all made from the same lego blocks
#shitpost#shitposting#oneness#naturecore#existential memes#i am serious#but also#please don't take me seriously#militant white vegans just do not interact#this one isn't for you
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Luigi's voice actore made me curious about Charlie Day and his work.
This is my brain recently purely based on the few things I know.
I just started It's always Sunny and a friend told me about Pacific Rim. I got curious and went to at least look at this man.
#debby thingies#am I slowly falling for Charlie's characters?#Uuhhhh who knows?#charlie kelly#it's always sunny in philadelphia#newton geiszler#pacific rim#please don't take me seriously
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Kinda spoilers for the Ancient gods
Mythal x Tyrdda has finally been canonized, meaning that she not Morrighan'nan's stepmother but she the mother that stepped up
#please don't take me seriously#I know it was pretty well known by now#I'd also like to talk about the implications of this and the fact that the avvar were right all along#but at the moment I have neither the strength nor the will to do it#dragon age the veilgaurd spoilers#dragon age veilgaurd spoilers#dav spoilers#dav speculation#davg spoilers#davg speculation#dragon age dreadwolf spoilers#dragon age spoilers#dragon age speculation#da spoilers#damn I hope I tagged everything correctly
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So uh... why?
Good question.
I really like Star Wars. My dad showed me the trilogies when I was 9 or 10, though for some reason he didn't buy Episode III so I used to insist on it every time we went to Blockbuster, and we happened to have the DVD when they went out of business. I still have it. It wasn't until Episode VII came out that I went back and watched The Clone Wars and Rebels and got properly obsessed, which means that I never really developed an interest in the expanded universe or Legends canon, and given that there's a crying mountain that heals a wounded ewok with its tears, I'm quite pleased about dodging that bullet.
Unfortunately for me, I can't leave well enough alone, and while everyone knows Star Wars is full of holes - the series is marred by dropped plot threads, continuity errors, Episode IX, wonky dialogue, dodgy CGI, weird writing decisions, and Episode IX again - I have the free time, skills (sort of), and bloody-minded inclination to try and fix it. It won't be good, because a lot of Star Wars isn't good, but it will be more consistent.
So uh... how?
Most of this pointless endeavour is a re-editing project. At the time of writing, I've already completed edits of the prequel movies that try (try!) to remove or skirt around their worst flaws. Highlights include removing C3PO from Episodes I and II, restoring deleted scenes (including Padmé's subplot from Episode III), filling in plot holes, and dubbing Jar Jar Binks into Slovenian. It's barely justifiable, but it does make him a lot less annoying. Test audiences describe these edits as 'better, I guess?' and 'a waste of time', and 'why did you show me this?', which I consider to be a rousing success.
Other parts of the series require slightly more work than recutting the movie. Solo, for instance, is a largely unsalvageable waste of film (unless you like it, which is fine!!) that I can't do anything with. Episode IX, likewise. I'll be replacing them wholesale with New Content - I don't quite have the capital to compete with Disney, but I do have a full complement of fingers and more of an imagination than I deserve, so Solo and Episode IX (and let's be reasonable, probably some other stuff) will be getting rewrites.
I still don't understand why
There is absolutely no good reason for any of this. But then, there was no good reason for George Lucas to re-release Episode IV one hundred million times so Greedo could say maclunkey. If that megalomaniacal clown is allowed to mess with everyone's favourite space opera, I don't see why this megalomaniacal clown shouldn't get the chance as well.
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you know what uno reverse I make canon now imagine the Vackers finding out they were drawn as white on the covers they'd be so confused
#please don't take me seriously#just a joke I swear#kotlc#kotlc vackers#kotlc fitz#fitz vacker#kotlc biana#biana vacker#kotlc alvar#alvar vacker#kotlc alden#alden vacker#kotlc della#della vacker
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