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the fact they never show his mouth moving is making me think the crackpot theory that daifuku didn't talk until the very end was because they legitimately didn't know how to animate him talking with that little bunny mouth
Wonderful Precure! | Ep50 | Even if we can’t speak, buds are buds. But speaking is more wonderful. Yeah! It’s really wonderful.
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Either she is into some very specific things or there is no explanation for those reactions.
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Mid life crisis? Yeah, I'd have a crisis too if my life was mid
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I wanted to do something like Lilia's family album
Well, this is my attempt at it.
#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge#silver#SilBek#sebek zigvolt#malleus draconia#diasomnia#sebesil#silbek#silsebe#ANZ05ART#I don’t know if this can be called a ship but they are standing next to each other so probably-#please don't take me seriously
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CRK Crack theory that 100% does not make sense so don't take this serious PLZ
Anywasy, all these juicy cutscenes got my nonsense brain thonking hehe
We all know that PVs SoulJam is just the good half of Smilks SoulJam
WHAT IF, its the same for PV. Like he IS Smilk but the good half separated from him
So corruption was easy. Not just cuz Smilk knew every little detail about PV, but cuz they are LITERALLY the same cookie. So why not let there be two crazies
White Lily/Dark Enchantress shenanigans
You are also welcome to throw in your own nonsense, lets feed off each other's chaotic thoughts!!
#cookierun kingdom#crk#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#crack theory#please don't take me seriously#this is for shits and giggles
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Max Verstappen apology tour: Spain edition
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one of my favourite things about campaign 3 is the hostility between chetney and imogen laura and travis really said we've been graph paper lovers, now it's time to upgrade...reluctant allies
#critical role#laura bailey#cr3#travis willingham#reluctant allies is a stretch but it reminds me of every single friendship i've ever had with a guy ever#in the “i'm not in the least bit convinced you're a funnctional human being but morals wise you're half-decent so i'll tolerate you ig”#<- this is referring to imogen and chet#i'm not speculating abt real people cause i do not want to#please don't take me seriously
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Jeremy's making a lager and a rose
James like lager and wine
James is making a gin
Which Hammond likes
What is Hammond gonna make
gay porn
#kat says stuff#please don't take me seriously#shitpost#the three idiots#jeremy clarkson#richard hammond#james may
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Please keep in mind I haven't slept today and I am crossing into full blown delusions and this is a crack scenario 911 is now a telenovela: make the triangle and actual triangle. Love triangles on media tend to be love angles and we already have the Buck and Eddie side connected, we have the Buck and Tommy side connected, connect the Eddie and Tommy side and make it messy lol
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If I cant move to Ireland and unleash my inner leprechaun then like what's the point of me even existing atp be so fr
(I'm heavily Irish so it's in character)
but also if I can't move to Scotland and unleash my inner viking then what's the point of living
(my ancestry actually does include vikings don't tell me how but thats what my dad said)
basically what I'm trying to say is I don't belong in America let me leave and go back to my roots please
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The Realest Gojo Satoru Headcanons
Pfft, think he's a total dreamboat? Nah. This is what he's really like. (affectionately) (Slight NSFW, like blink and you'll miss it) ***
He’s 100% the type of guy who would deepthroat a banana or hotdog or popsicle or something at any chance. And the best part? He's really, really good at it. Like, doesn't even gag kinda good. Everyone can only stare in amazement and wonder if it’s only a bit, or if he already has…prior experience. (He so, obviously, 100% does.)
If someone held a Secret Santa thingy for work, he probably would just forget about it. (If you were the person he was Santa for, considering you could somehow convince him to do it, he would just give you a greasy hundred yen bill and say something like, “Buy yourself something nice”.)
The great Gojo Satoru’s hair is so crusty. How else does it stay up like that when he’s wearing a blindfold? Gravity just doesn’t do it for him. He may insist it’s just excess cursed energy flowing through his hair because his blindfold stops and directs the flow of cursed energy elsewhere so that Six Eyes doesn’t work, but don’t believe him. That boy uses so much hair spray. In fact, due to the hairspray and scalp sweat melding together, knocking on his hair with a fist at, like, 2pm in the afternoon will feel like knocking on rock.
In fact, it is so crusty that if you take a bite out of it, a chunk will fall into your mouth easily with a potato-chip-crunch. (Eating Gojo’s hair ASMR?) Running a hand through his hair will result in getting poked.
On another note on his hair though, when it’s not hairspray crusted, that man just loves haircare. He’s got a collection of different bottles of shampoo and more of conditioner. And a scalp brush. And dry conditioner. (“It’s a lot to take care of my hair to be this beautiful, y’know?”)
Every time he needs to remember a letter of the alphabet (see: alphabetical ordering), he sings the ABC song. Softly or loudly. Did he forget what number P is in the alphabet? Is he just messing? Who knows?
He’s 100000000% the type of guy to mix up his student’s names. (“Meg—Noba—Yugi!”) It’s kinda sad.
He's played Palworld and though he picks a fight with anyone who dares claim Pokemon is eternally superior to Digimon, even Gojo Satoru can agree that Pokemon but what if they have guns?? is peak.
He has an eyelash curler and wears white mascara sometimes.
As a kid, he’s always wanted a little sister. Maybe because he wants to be a siscon. But anyway, if you ask him, he’ll talk about all he wants to do with a little sister (braiding hair, singing together, fighting off boyfriends, helping with Girl Scout cookie sales, fighting the patriarchy, etc)
Still laughs at potty humor. Just the word 'penis' will set him off. 'Haha, genitalia funny' at it's finest.
He's probably the type to spoil endings of shows and manga and stuff just to cause misery. Possible savagery. He reads the last chapter of the latest volume of a manga and spoils it.
A huge fan of Doki Doki Literature Club. He tells all his friends that it's some cute dating sim and that they should tooooootally play it. He thinks they'll all best girls, but Natsuki is the bestest of them all. Gojo totally, 100,000% cried when Sayuri.
In a Modern!AU without jujutsu witchcraftery, he seems like he'd major in philosophy.
#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#jjk#headcanon#jjk headcanons#doki doki literature club#palworld#crack#satoru#hi yes i wanna die#probably written at 4am#please don't take me seriously#i bet he's a sweetie or something i don't wanna get hollow red'ed
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i'm taking this personally.
#tj talks f1#baku gp 2024#lando norris#made by tj#f1 memes#THIS IS SATIRE#please don't take me seriously
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Top Gun (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw/Jake "Hangman" Seresin Characters: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw, Jake "Hangman" Seresin, "Dagger" Training Detachment Aviators (Top Gun) Additional Tags: crack treated both too seriously and not seriously enough, Silly, Truth or Dare, unconventional pickup techniques, hangster are stupid for each other, shenanigans with the squad, Getting Together, vaguely referenced background relationships Summary: Phoenix makes Rooster reveal his slightly unorthodox method for picking people up. To everyone's astonishment, it works on Hangman.
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Wanna hear something stupid? Then read this!
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The only good pairing
I went down a rabbit hole and came back enlightened
#jjk x disney#toji fushiguro#This is going to be my only post ever#Please don't take me seriously#scrooge mcduck#happy holidays
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How I look while scrolling the Vik's tag and can't find a singular fanart I can see,even when alone, cause the tagging isn't the best.
#bwt I'm just being a clown#doing a little jesting#please don't take me seriously#just wanna see the magic zaunite man...#debby thingies
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Glen saw my poll about doing a Mafia AU and decided to cast his vote by using the Brioni shoot CONFIRMED.
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