#please don't take me seriously

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Mid life crisis? Yeah, I'd have a crisis too if my life was mid

[sunanthonyz]

I wanted to do something like Lilia's family album

Well, this is my attempt at it.

[valyrfia]

Max Verstappen apology tour: Spain edition

[wlwdisasterr]

one of my favourite things about campaign 3 is the hostility between chetney and imogen laura and travis really said we've been graph paper lovers, now it's time to upgrade...reluctant allies

[blackkat15]

Jeremy's making a lager and a rose

James like lager and wine

James is making a gin

Which Hammond likes

What is Hammond gonna make

gay porn

[lover-of-mine]

Please keep in mind I haven't slept today and I am crossing into full blown delusions and this is a crack scenario 911 is now a telenovela: make the triangle and actual triangle. Love triangles on media tend to be love angles and we already have the Buck and Eddie side connected, we have the Buck and Tommy side connected, connect the Eddie and Tommy side and make it messy lol

[sunsetseason8910]

If I cant move to Ireland and unleash my inner leprechaun then like what's the point of me even existing atp be so fr

(I'm heavily Irish so it's in character)

but also if I can't move to Scotland and unleash my inner viking then what's the point of living

(my ancestry actually does include vikings don't tell me how but thats what my dad said)

basically what I'm trying to say is I don't belong in America let me leave and go back to my roots please

[yubiesaysalot]

The Realest Gojo Satoru Headcanons

Pfft, think he's a total dreamboat? Nah. This is what he's really like. (affectionately) (Slight NSFW, like blink and you'll miss it) ***

He’s 100% the type of guy who would deepthroat a banana or hotdog or popsicle or something at any chance. And the best part? He's really, really good at it. Like, doesn't even gag kinda good. Everyone can only stare in amazement and wonder if it’s only a bit, or if he already has…prior experience. (He so, obviously, 100% does.)

If someone held a Secret Santa thingy for work, he probably would just forget about it. (If you were the person he was Santa for, considering you could somehow convince him to do it, he would just give you a greasy hundred yen bill and say something like, “Buy yourself something nice”.) 

The great Gojo Satoru’s hair is so crusty. How else does it stay up like that when he’s wearing a blindfold? Gravity just doesn’t do it for him. He may insist it’s just excess cursed energy flowing through his hair because his blindfold stops and directs the flow of cursed energy elsewhere so that Six Eyes doesn’t work, but don’t believe him. That boy uses so much hair spray. In fact, due to the hairspray and scalp sweat melding together, knocking on his hair with a fist at, like, 2pm in the afternoon will feel like knocking on rock. 

In fact, it is so crusty that if you take a bite out of it, a chunk will fall into your mouth easily with a potato-chip-crunch. (Eating Gojo’s hair ASMR?) Running a hand through his hair will result in getting poked. 

On another note on his hair though, when it’s not hairspray crusted, that man just loves haircare. He’s got a collection of different bottles of shampoo and more of conditioner. And a scalp brush. And dry conditioner. (“It’s a lot to take care of my hair to be this beautiful, y’know?”) 

Every time he needs to remember a letter of the alphabet (see: alphabetical ordering), he sings the ABC song. Softly or loudly. Did he forget what number P is in the alphabet? Is he just messing? Who knows?

He’s 100000000% the type of guy to mix up his student’s names. (“Meg—Noba—Yugi!”) It’s kinda sad. 

He's played Palworld and though he picks a fight with anyone who dares claim Pokemon is eternally superior to Digimon, even Gojo Satoru can agree that Pokemon but what if they have guns?? is peak.

He has an eyelash curler and wears white mascara sometimes. 

As a kid, he’s always wanted a little sister. Maybe because he wants to be a siscon. But anyway, if you ask him, he’ll talk about all he wants to do with a little sister (braiding hair, singing together, fighting off boyfriends, helping with Girl Scout cookie sales, fighting the patriarchy, etc)

Still laughs at potty humor. Just the word 'penis' will set him off. 'Haha, genitalia funny' at it's finest.

He's probably the type to spoil endings of shows and manga and stuff just to cause misery. Possible savagery. He reads the last chapter of the latest volume of a manga and spoils it.

A huge fan of Doki Doki Literature Club. He tells all his friends that it's some cute dating sim and that they should tooooootally play it. He thinks they'll all best girls, but Natsuki is the bestest of them all. Gojo totally, 100,000% cried when Sayuri.

In a Modern!AU without jujutsu witchcraftery, he seems like he'd major in philosophy.

[backwardscaplando]

i'm taking this personally.

[green-socks]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Top Gun (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw/Jake "Hangman" Seresin Characters: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw, Jake "Hangman" Seresin, "Dagger" Training Detachment Aviators (Top Gun) Additional Tags: crack treated both too seriously and not seriously enough, Silly, Truth or Dare, unconventional pickup techniques, hangster are stupid for each other, shenanigans with the squad, Getting Together, vaguely referenced background relationships Summary: Phoenix makes Rooster reveal his slightly unorthodox method for picking people up. To everyone's astonishment, it works on Hangman.

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Wanna hear something stupid? Then read this!

[captghostie]

The only good pairing

I went down a rabbit hole and came back enlightened

[arcane-vagabond]

Glen saw my poll about doing a Mafia AU and decided to cast his vote by using the Brioni shoot CONFIRMED.

[existennialmemes]

Oh, so you think you're exempt from the

Oneness of Nature??

Watch It, Pal! You're not better than a Tree!

we all congealed out of the same warm soup and we're all made from the same lego blocks

[alstroermeria]

Kinda spoilers for the Ancient gods

Mythal x Tyrdda has finally been canonized, meaning that she not Morrighan'nan's stepmother but she the mother that stepped up

[starwarsrcanon]

So uh... why?

Good question.

I really like Star Wars. My dad showed me the trilogies when I was 9 or 10, though for some reason he didn't buy Episode III so I used to insist on it every time we went to Blockbuster, and we happened to have the DVD when they went out of business. I still have it. It wasn't until Episode VII came out that I went back and watched The Clone Wars and Rebels and got properly obsessed, which means that I never really developed an interest in the expanded universe or Legends canon, and given that there's a crying mountain that heals a wounded ewok with its tears, I'm quite pleased about dodging that bullet.

Unfortunately for me, I can't leave well enough alone, and while everyone knows Star Wars is full of holes - the series is marred by dropped plot threads, continuity errors, Episode IX, wonky dialogue, dodgy CGI, weird writing decisions, and Episode IX again - I have the free time, skills (sort of), and bloody-minded inclination to try and fix it. It won't be good, because a lot of Star Wars isn't good, but it will be more consistent.

So uh... how?

Most of this pointless endeavour is a re-editing project. At the time of writing, I've already completed edits of the prequel movies that try (try!) to remove or skirt around their worst flaws. Highlights include removing C3PO from Episodes I and II, restoring deleted scenes (including Padmé's subplot from Episode III), filling in plot holes, and dubbing Jar Jar Binks into Slovenian. It's barely justifiable, but it does make him a lot less annoying. Test audiences describe these edits as 'better, I guess?' and 'a waste of time', and 'why did you show me this?', which I consider to be a rousing success.

Other parts of the series require slightly more work than recutting the movie. Solo, for instance, is a largely unsalvageable waste of film (unless you like it, which is fine!!) that I can't do anything with. Episode IX, likewise. I'll be replacing them wholesale with New Content - I don't quite have the capital to compete with Disney, but I do have a full complement of fingers and more of an imagination than I deserve, so Solo and Episode IX (and let's be reasonable, probably some other stuff) will be getting rewrites.

I still don't understand why

There is absolutely no good reason for any of this. But then, there was no good reason for George Lucas to re-release Episode IV one hundred million times so Greedo could say maclunkey. If that megalomaniacal clown is allowed to mess with everyone's favourite space opera, I don't see why this megalomaniacal clown shouldn't get the chance as well.

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

you know what uno reverse I make canon now imagine the Vackers finding out they were drawn as white on the covers they'd be so confused