#please charlie slimecicle

[a-pagancongregation]

The final boss of the JRWI: Convergence reboot should be the Moonbeast

Hear me out

The Moonbeast is what's connecting the JRWI multiverse

Riptide has Moonbeast manor, The Suckening has the beast of the moon, and Apotheosis has the straight up Moonbeast (Summoned by Exandroth/Peter)

Failing to mention that what connects PD to the multiverse is Goobleck

Goobleck should also be in Convergence

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[maroonpalt]

slimecicle on his william wisp era

in light of slimecicle trending on twtter

[tigers1o1]

Istg if something comes out about Markiplier, Charlie, or Philza being bad people I’m rejecting humanity and becoming a fish that lives at the bottom of the ocean

[royalarchivist]

Slime: Wanna see me fly, Phil?

Phil: [Laughs]

Slime: [Casualonas-ing and doing the Club Penguin dance while trying not to laugh] Bet your wife's never done this for you.

Kristin:

[sootsz]

qsmp has accidentally stumbled into a psychology experiment that would make the stanford prison experiment sob in fear. they’ve gotten a bunch of cc’s, and tens of thousands of viewers, to be deeply emotionally connected to pixel eggs. in doing so they’ve presented a problem:

how the fuck do you get outta this

the eggs were obviously never intended to be permanent (logging on every day to do tasks isn’t feasible to upkeep forever) and they were even given a vague limit of When Mama Dragon Comes Back (and then, of course, the “6 days til they die” thing). now you’ve made it so quackity (and his team) have a big ol dilemma, where two things are true: 1) they can’t keep the eggs forever since it’s not sustainable 2) you can’t take away the eggs without, oopsies, emotionally damaging your friends that you invited to have fun on your server.

turns out, when you give a group of humans all their own fully-realized individual who presents as a (weak, vulnerable) child that is in need of care from them, whatever instinct has kept us alive for generations goes “!!!!!” which is both really cool and compassionate, but also kinda concerning!

because, well: not sustainable! and if the eggs aren’t sustainable, what’s the alternative? killing them?? no! just look at jaiden’s reaction to bobby “losing” a life, even when it wasn’t his last one. or bad’s genuinely heart wrenching reaction to dapper losing a life. or how quiet and angry phil got after chayanne and tallulah had a “nightmare,” before it was resolved. that’s not acting. that’s real. what the hell will they do if the eggs actually die? from what i see, the cc’s are taking the “6 days til death” thing as something that’s avoidable. a threat that can be overcome. and for their sake, i hope it is.

ever played a dnd game where you actually feel insulted bc of smth someone’s pc did? yeah. that x20 because there’s SO much overlap between “streamer persona” and “literally just who they are”. and this level of roleplay character bleeding is cool, but i hope the eggs are handled carefully, or all those involved might end up actually hurt.

there’s also the whole added element of fans, many of whom only tune into the streams for egg content. the plot is very egg-centric. the roleplaying and characterization that the cc’s are doing is all centered around the eggs in one way or another. it’s been going on for a month, but it does not feel at all resolved, and plot-wise it would completely mess up so many plot threads happening if the eggs were all to go (charlie’s unresolved deal with lil j, quackity’s goal to bond with tallulah, the trial, etc etc) so if you take away the eggs, you risk messing up the whole vibe they’ve got going on, and facing backlash from fans who are also emotionally compromised by pixel eggs

we inherently want to protect the cute and vulnerable, and by god are these eggs cute and so very fragile. (then, there’s another layer of people’s own issues that they project onto the eggs. be it desire for paternity, some kind of maternal instinct, or, even in the matter of chayanne, using chayanne as a sort of way to cope with loss by making connections between chayanne and technoblade. which is beautiful and very sweet but would give chayanne dying some additional emotionally charged elements which i think should be avoided at all costs). there’s a reason that movies and other media generally do not kill named children characters—audiences really hate it. it’s taboo for good reason.

which leads us to

schrodinger’s egg: until sunday, they r both alive and dead. and this is both good and bad. god help us all

[saystrinity]

NERDCICLE COME BACK TO US

[synoviid413]

doesn’t this screen between us seem like a little much?

[muttmoxley]

the apple of my eye :3

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[crt8ball]

also now that everything is over can we please talk about what charlie said about not turning into gegg as often cause its getting more and more difficult to change back??????

LIKE ITS NO LONGER teehee!! he makes loud echoey scream sounds for funsies and turns into a silly small egg!

It physically pains q!Slime to become Gegg.

i feel like this presidency if gegg actually gets voted is going to be the end of q!slime like...

im not gonna put it past charlie slimecicle to make a pyscological horror plot about him slowly each time being more hurt by doing this metamorphasis until he is fully unable to get out of this slimey egg form

i mean especially with q!slime "blacking out" and "not remebering what happened" for the whole debate despite him BEING THERE in the form of gegg...

im so worried for his character... i cannot handle another wretchedly tragic and unsaveable charlie slimecicle character RIGHT after genloss, my mental state will not recover

[sunshineram]

x

[myst3ry-pl4nt]

collection of old charlie slimecicle doodles from magma (these are at least a year old)

[carrierofpretzel]

Can someone please give me context if there is any? im confused. is bro bi or was he just feeling silly?

edit: I’VE LEARNT MY LESSON YALLL

[freakyfrogmoisturethief]

h-hey- so-

[wizardyandcheesesammich]

Taking into account the new announcements

[sootsz]

all of the qsmp’s halloween costumes 🎃

[royalarchivist]

Slimecicle: So we're starting to build an audience, I think it would be best if we kind of like, established a really unhealthy relationship with them? So maybe we hug, and we turn to the camera and go "We love you!"

Vinny: I think we're gonna establish the right audience that's totally not gonna like, blow up in our faces later. It's gonna be awesome!

Slimecicle: I think we should send these people after people we don't like, like dogs!