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[fishys-still-writing-smut]

Towel - Makoto winds up walking into the girl's locker room by accident and seeing Mukuro in one~

Warning: lewd content below

Makoto had never outright cursed his luck. Sure, it led to some…unfortunate outcomes more than once, but at the end of the day it was the only reason he was able to attend Hope’s Peak University, so at the end of the day he had to be happy with what it his talent stood for (even if he didn’t think it was much of a talent at all). That luck led him to being late for class and spilling coffee on his angry professor, causing him to be sent straight to detention on his very first day. But in detention, he managed to meet his best friend, Kyoko.

Ah Kyoko, the reason he’s in this situation in the first place.

Her and Junko were fighting for some reason or another. This time Kyoko told him that Junko was planning some big school wide prank that could end up with people being hurt! At least that's what she told him to get him to investigate the boys locker room.

Emphasis on boys.

He could’ve sworn the sign said it was the boys room! He even double checked so a situation like this wouldn’t happen. Someone must have switched them. Normally, Makoto would simply run out of the room and pretend he never went in there. The one different now being…

“M-makoto? Why are you here?”

Mukuro Ikusaba was right in front of him, in only a towel. His legs locked up and felt like jelly. He was like a deer in the headlights; there was no way he could force himself to move, let alone leave the locker room. He stared at Mukuro more and more, as words further escaped him. Her short black hair, still wet from her shower. Her soft yet strong hands clutching her white towel. Her cute wide eyes. Her sexy le-

“Makoto?!?”

“Yesimsosorryididntmeantoenteritwasanaccidentipromiseitwonthappenagainalso-”

“Makoto!” Mukuro stomped her foot to cut him off and catch his attention. With the swiftness of the Ultimate soldier she went face to face with the blushing boy before pulling him into a huge. Makoto, being hugged by his nearly nude crush, stopped shaking and speaking completely. “I know you wouldn’t spy on a girl on purpose. So please, relax.”

“M-mukuro…I need to tell you something.” Makoto’s mind short circuited, and he started to speak faster than he could think. “I…I think I have a cr-WAIT? YOUR TOWEL!”

Makoto yelped as Mukuro’s towel fell. Apparently the soldier's grip softened while she was hugging the small boy, which gave him a good eyeful as she stood nude in front of him. Panicked, she bent over to pick it up, but that only made it worse, as she ended up not only mooning him with her big round ass, but also showed him that her pussy was currently wet from a lot more than her shower. Makoto attempted to step back, only to end up slipping and falling on top of her, his face falling between her firm and soft breasts. The Ultimates blushed as Mukuro could now feel Makoto’s erection against her leg.

“Imsorryimsorryims-MMPH!”

“Shut the fuck up.~” Mukuro growled as she dove into a sloppy kiss with the lucky boy. He merely moaned and obeyed as she shoved her tongue deep into his mouth, and she nearly tore off his belt buckle to pull out his cock. Once again, Makoto was stunned into silence by this girl, and he loved it.

…

“Move your bubble butt, Slutlock! I’m trying to watch them bone.”

“I’m choosing to ignore that, since I know there’s no way the school’s fucktoy just that to me.”

Peeking through a small hole in the opposing locker room, Kyoko and Junko were on all fours spying on the couple in the next room over. Both of them knew that the pair would never find the confidence in themselves to confess, so Junko managed to convince her to use some “underhanded methods”, as she put it. And while she felt some initial guilt lying to her best friend, it all evaporated the moment she saw his thick cock spoonfuck Mukuro on one of the benches (she made a small mental note of which one for…later investigations). Junko let out an evil laugh as Kyoko slipped a hand under her skirt. He really was the luckiest student after all.

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

[spikeisawesome456]

I had yet another amazing idea for a poll, so get ready for this super divisive question that WILL tear families and friendships apart.

[yourfavaschips]

Can we get Mohg, Lord of Blood from elden ring?

Mohg, Lord of Blood from Elden Ring would be Daiko Noriten Soy Sauce Seaweed Tempura Chips!

[violetren]

The great thing about the White Collar OT3 is that at no point does the introduction of Neal into El and Peter's everyday lives never feels like a threat to Peter and El's marriage.

Like from the moment Neal shows up at their house in episode one he and El hit it off.

Within the first 5 episodes Neal and El have figured out they have similar knowledge and interest in the finer things, they're sharing looks over how Peter talks about and will react to things, El is telling Peter to trust in Neal a little, Neal is helping make sure they have a lovely anniversary, and El is calling Neal in to mediate/help prove her point in mini arguments to make Peter do stuff.

They also work really well because while Peter, El, and Neal might all be slightly different flavours and intensities of hyper competent adrenaline junkie weirdos, all three of them are intensely loyal to "their people" so the second El and Neal recognised that they both trust Peter as someone who will always try to do the right thing and respect them they were like "oh green flag."

[antifathomable-shapeshifter]

seeing some factually incorrect takes sooo

the reason that trans men* do not and will not have male privilege under the patriarchy is because trans men ARE NOT MEN under the patriarchy. SOCIETY DOES NOT VIEW TRANS MEN* AS MEN. People In Society may interact with Trans Men* in ways that seem to grant them male privilege. but that is only if they are steath or in a particularly progressive area.

THE PATRIARCHY VIEWS TRANS MEN* AS FAILED WOMEN. for fucks sake. the system giving out gender points doesnt give any trans* people any gender points. why are some people so desperate to be wrong.

anyway sorry for yelling peace and love to all my brothers + allies <3

[aerequets]

The way Loid always panics and thinks he's done something to make Yor want to "divorce" him is always a funny and cute bit to him. He acts like it's simply "for the mission" but he really does come off more like a smitten husband afraid to displease and lose his wonderful wife.

FOR REAL its funny and also lowkey sad at the same time 💀 like my hope is for him to one day be secure enough in himself + his relationship with Yor that he doesn't immediately panic, but at the same time the panicking is funny so... 🤷‍♀️

[iskalldaily]

Iskall but he's wearing the fanciest outfit in YOUR closet

I couldn't decide which outfit is fancier

[gkdmts]

Hiii! Do you perhaps have some hidden azul arts 👀 or any of the octrio ? We would love to see them . and have a wonderful day !

i shamefully admit that i haven't drawn a single Azul as of recently so i had to sit down and scribble a bunch of the Boss Man. then i felt like scribbling the Boss Man mini so here you go y'all i also had just like one pic of both J&F so........ i'll draw them fish sometime later i promise!! for now, have these........ and have an epic day anon! : )

its shrooming season where i live! we gathered like a bunch, and there were also humongous ones (like my head in both size and weight) (and theyre not even wormy like wow). dont wanna be a mushroom geek but mushrooms are pretty awesome......... so here's a happy Jade! i feel for him

[reality-detective]

When people tell you who they are, believe them the first time.

PIGLOSI: “We are very discreet, reptilian, cold-blooded. These are the races we have to win.”

[fishys-still-writing-smut]

Tier List: DR girls who are the best at striptease?

Warning: semi lewd content below

Some notes:

-Mikan is barely kept out of bottom tier due to how ridiculously thiccc she is

-Maki could theoretically place higher, but feels too embarrassed too

-Komaru is secretly a massive slut, and wants to work her way up to the top tier someday and be considered "pornstar level" good! (Or just become a pornstar. Preferably she'd do both)

-Peko, a good tool for the Yakuza, is highly experienced in and skilled at service jobs, including strip teases

-Tsumugi's cosplay shoots always end with a sexy strip tease. She's the best one at it, since she is an Ultimate after all!

[lost-in-yahargul]

The Doll comforting Lady Maria for an art piece?

She has so much guilt weighing her down, someone hold her while she falls asleep

[spaghetti-machete]

just finished fantasy high junior year. relate to mary ann skuttle painfully as someone who had no sense of fashion a hyperfixation and a flat affect as a teenager. you can't tell me she isn't three years away from having a gender crisis

[kkolg]

Blank Canvas - Jakeneutron

[mammoth-clangen]

@ Lilac: Why the long face?

Rude!! Rude Question to this poor horse man!! he could also have said "my whole family was killed by ice fangs but that would be depressing

Invasive like... 6/10? it's kinda just mildly annoying (i imagine the same level of annoyance as i have with people asking about my birthmark bc it's on my knee and NO it's not an injury have you people Never seen a port wine stain before???)

[tibli]

people treating either dirk or jake as the 'villain' of the relationship fundamentally misunderstand that they were isolated teenagers with social issues who both contributed to the relationship's problems, and neither of them are evil