#pityfuck

[bitchin-tubs]

Thinking about this comment someone, has “stolitz brainrot” in bio, left on my stolitz critical post and the fact that one of their top posts is this photo set reblog

The jokes write themselves…

[rivercule]

Daniel’s screen name is “pulitzerootwo”???? I think this man needs a hobby

[onlyglass]

karamatsu is easily the best brother IMO and i love him to death but alas. i need to mutual pityfuck that annoying bitch osomatsu

[huldrabitch]

Fucking dickhead pityfucks Sonya and leaves her with the baby no matter what she does💀💀

[meltedbluecaterpillar]

Absy...your Malleus art..ufehehe

I hate Malleus sm..but I would let him come inside..just for a little. Maybe somewhere else too hahaha lame jokes...

Now that i think of it..it just gives me the idea of a pityfuck for malleus.. oh mylord.. - 🐍

Good night Viper, it’s getting very late isn’t it? Let’s do our best again tomorrow. Me and a friend actually were talking… And the idea came up “Hey, let’s draw our least favorites for practice.” It’s funny because I despise Malleus, and they can’t stand Leona.

I mentioned how Malleus is lowkey a sexual harasser in my mind… As a joke… He doesn’t realize that peeking through windows in the darkness is wrong because Lilia told him as a joke but he doesn’t understand sarcasm just yet… So he says “I want to come inside.” But he won’t finish speaking until his Child of Man finish’s the sentence. “In me?” <- is the preferred response.

I love the idea of pity fucking Malleus. He pouts and hints that he is in dire need of service. How he has things that he wants that only you can provide but he’s so… Clingy. He’s too much and you become irritated with him. So you finally throw up your hands in irritation and agree. But it’s mostly you doing the work. Getting him to cum until his eyes go completely white. That way you know he won’t bother you for a while… Who knows… Maybe he had so much fun he wants to circle back and see about another round.

[unhinged-motogp-confessions]

That post that said something like 'marc said he performs better if he orgasms before race' can vale please just hate/pityfuck him atleast

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[treetownconfessions]

petunia/shifty is not my first ship of choice (i'm a hantunia truther) but i do partake in it occasionally because it is literally so fucking funny. cleanest woman on the planet in love with man who canonically dumpster dives. i don't even normally like opposites attract pairings but this one makes me laugh

ITS REALLY GOOD

i love handtunia too. i think its funny if shifty is their pityfuck

[yekokataa]

knowing myself I would definitely pityfuck Jean because that's been the vast majority of the sex I've had. I imagine having sex with Trant would be like going jogging for the first time with a guy who doesn't realize he has been running for much longer than you have. Egghead would be sloppy but genuinely nice. can't imagine doing both Trant and Jean at once though.

anon you're very right but please stop having pityfuck sex

[stamplerfag]

i love ron my sweet pityfuck creature

[kevin-the-bruyne]

Given how polyamorous their entire friend group is - plus you have to consider Boston is a huge manwhore and Ray is a rich playboy - there's a very good chance Ray and Boston have fucked. Like maybe even multiple times. Cause Ray "loves" Mew and Top "is" Boston's - so there's definitely been times when MewTop have been together and BR have been left alone with no supervision and no stranger to fuck their feelings out. Why not fuck the feelings out with each other?

say less im on board and tying the planks together to expand our little raft as we speak - khaotung should always pityfuck the guy in love with his own unrequited crush's boyfriend/lover

[taco-belle-of-the-ball]

i dont want the pityfuck i want the HATEFUCK

[rin-tezuka]

Someone should pityfuck me. Or i should attract a death feeder or someone else who'd get off on ending my life.

[barrymccaulkinem]

can you please pityfuck and then kill me? you do risk reigniting my will to live with the fuck but if you go from one to the next quick enough it wont be murder

[buppypuppy]

i keep thinking about marinetta and the surgeon as a like thing bc theyre very not dating. both the surgeon and the punisher of love are a bit promiscuous by nature but they are both very much in love with eachother and devoted to eachother. but the surgeon and mari have a very intriguing thing going on? where like before marinetta began doing whatever psychosexual bullshit she does with raus and being all blushing teeheeing with ceren leigh the surgeon was like. damn this girl is not mentally well. this girl needs to pull. so like it was kind kf a pityfuck thing but the surgeon does also like value her and care about her she is its Arbiter after all . but they started hooking up as a stress relief thing for marinetta and it just like continued and got stranger and stranger . marinetta didn't always have a cursed eye the surgeon gave her that and it was homoerotic

[kmp78]

"I’m not sure if HE’s the one tossing out pity fucks or if it’s HER… 🤭"

Guess it's quid pro quo with these two. They are pityfucking each other. Thinster keeps letting him shtoop her and 👅his willy. Because secretly, she believes every suck gets her closer to him miraculously falling in love with her and finally settling on her as his new VK. It's not gonna get better for her when this situationship is over. There's no Dims on her horizon waiting to save her.

And him... let's be honest, after a decade of treating VK like shit, his reputation in the modeling world (ragtags like TTT& Co. + OF slugs excluded) must be ruined. On top, he's way past his prime. Any young modelita looking for a sugar daddy would aim for someone more famous, more loaded and less aged. He's not a top dog billionaire! So he's got no choice but to close his eyes and flip Thinster on her stomach to get the deed done. In his mind, one top of a head must look like another as long as the service is acceptable and gets him to 💦!

Pitiful situation sums it perfectly indeed!

Indeed if a chickie was on the look-out for a meal ticket billionaire who enjoys giving expensive gifts, then I'd say EMBO would be the much better choice! 😂😏

JL is the absolute worst of the worst when it comes to expecting the finest things in life from... 🤭

Mr. I Wrap Presents In Newspapers isn't likely to be wrapping a 250k engagement ring from Tiffany's. 😂

[tomoffinlandstore-blog]

#pityfuck @bjarnemelgaard x @bjorgjewellery necklace #humpday - Body by @terrysphots photographed by @inthestudiohaus