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treetownconfessions · 13 hours ago
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Since wes is talking about plushophillia and plush partners is there such a thing as that but like. Ace? I don’t really want to get freaky but having a designated plush to be my partner sounds nice. I just would feel guilty what my other plushies would think I was weird since I’m a vintage toy/plush collector and I really don’t want to have them like.. see that… I also haven’t felt that kind of connection with a plush but it seems nice to have a cuddly friend who I can kiss and who I can imagine would kiss me too…
i dont think its weird. follow your bliss, it isnt hurting anyone
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treetownconfessions · 14 hours ago
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That was meant to be an anon but since I've outed myself, I'll tell you what my therapist told me- you can not harm an inanimate object, and wanting to experiment or have sex with an inanimate object is completely morally neutral.
Some people will always laugh, some people will make ugly accusations. These people are not present in your home and do not need to know anything about what you do!
it is based and pog actually to have plush boyfriends in my opinion
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treetownconfessions · 15 hours ago
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i love how i literally have a plush of splendid that i could do. literally anything to. but i cant bring myself to actually do anything weird bc i feel like hed think things abt me that i dont want him to so i just have to suffer without any squirrelussy. someone out me out of my misery
but ahat if he would actually think how awesome you are at it and you're accidentally depriving him of a good time and you just don't know it ☹️
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treetownconfessions · 15 hours ago
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i love how i literally have a plush of splendid that i could do. literally anything to. but i cant bring myself to actually do anything weird bc i feel like hed think things abt me that i dont want him to so i just have to suffer without any squirrelussy. someone out me out of my misery
As a plushfucker who felt extremely guilty about it for a long time, I can assure you that if your Splendid was unhappy, he'd say something or leave.
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treetownconfessions · 1 day ago
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i love how i literally have a plush of splendid that i could do. literally anything to. but i cant bring myself to actually do anything weird bc i feel like hed think things abt me that i dont want him to so i just have to suffer without any squirrelussy. someone out me out of my misery
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treetownconfessions · 2 days ago
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i'm always shocked by how normiecore htf reddit is. what do you mean they call self shippers "weird as hell" over there
That's their loss honestly; yeah I may be a creep and a weirdo but atleast I get to make out with Petunia and fluster her by calling her cute petnames thanks to the sheer power of my mind <3
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treetownconfessions · 3 days ago
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idk how to actually explain it in a comprehensible manner without waffling on about nothing and it inevitably just being my own hcs stated as fact, but. unhealthy toxic codependent gigtunia yuri. that is all -👻
nods consideringly
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treetownconfessions · 3 days ago
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htf who made the mistake of trying to argue with the reddit normies and the person they were arguing with just went ">semi active in kink subreddits" like that was some kind of game ending gotcha. htf who doesn't know why they still use reddit 💀
STOP USING REDDIT, DUDE
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treetownconfessions · 3 days ago
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Mod please make the banner a closeup of that one image of cuddles and toothy comparing cocks
i will not because that would constitute art theft and is very rude.
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treetownconfessions · 3 days ago
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i'm always shocked by how normiecore htf reddit is. what do you mean they call self shippers "weird as hell" over there
I SAW THAT I WAS LIKE....???????????? I THOUGHT NOBODY GAF ANYMORE ABOUT THAT LIKE JUST LET THEM DO WHAT THEY WANT SELFSHIPPING IS GOATED ...???? reddit is such a place
its really amazing
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treetownconfessions · 3 days ago
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we just got our first (and possibly only) snow of the season and im tempted to make htf snowcritters......
do it!!
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treetownconfessions · 3 days ago
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anon is toothy from your pretty bloodied fur all im missing is that 12 incher :(
the follow up fic to YPBF will focus on muscle/cock growth so that can be arranged
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treetownconfessions · 3 days ago
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this comment about cuddles is making me feel things
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treetownconfessions · 3 days ago
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i'm always shocked by how normiecore htf reddit is. what do you mean they call self shippers "weird as hell" over there
lol really???? normies
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treetownconfessions · 4 days ago
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Who’s topping. Also drop the link.
mostly just sonic but there was one that was pretty cool where he got tag teamed by rouge and omega
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treetownconfessions · 4 days ago
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Cuddles waking up and having his bunny sex drive go into overdrive randomly
oh my lord wait. why did i never consider hes literally a rabbit. and rabbits are like. CONSTANTLY breeding. this has opened my eyes thank you so much anon i love you
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treetownconfessions · 4 days ago
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anon is toothy from your pretty bloodied fur
all im missing is that 12 incher :(
for now
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