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I NEED TO STICK MY DICK IN SOME SUPER SQUIRRELUSSY OR ILL FUCKING DIE ISTG (this applies to both super squirrels btw im not picky in life-or-death situations)

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hiding in the bathroom bc im scared

whay

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htf who has never really had multiple friends before and now that they do its kinda stressful trying to juggle two or more friend groups in the same day

aw buddy...

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htf who is starting to realize they have a lot more kinks, fetishes, and 'phillias than they thought was possible to have.

LEGITIMATELY??? this blog has really helped me out with feeling more comfortable in my sexual strangeness.

:D !

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Did you know that by removing the zona, hamster eggs can be fertilized with human sperm, creating a non-viable hybrid zygote known as a humster?

htf who is about to make a humster

NO

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htf who is so fucking lost rn. i just wanna go home chat

hands you a map

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htf who is starting to realize they have a lot more kinks, fetishes, and 'phillias than they thought was possible to have.

htf who is scared/hj

join me in figuring out our sexuality together bestie

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL

Oh. horrors beyond human comprehension.

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watching venture bros atm and they use the joke “tiger-bomb” (like tiger balm) and I like audibly gasped and flipped up my eyebrows like a wojak I’m such a moron

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Did you know that by removing the zona, hamster eggs can be fertilized with human sperm, creating a non-viable hybrid zygote known as a humster?

Anyways, I really like Cuddles’ design. It’s very soft and pleasing to the eyes. :)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL

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Thought a had a crush on a guy with tboy swag but turns out they were just a butch lembinim 💔 ohhhh t4t crushes ohhhh no,,, so sadge,,,

out my way gayboy im boutta get it

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thinking about giving flippy a service dog in oblivion... my silly little confession blog friends, i turn to you. what kind of dog should he get?

Blue Heeler :D

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the amount of people i've seen selfshipping with disco bear is honestly kind of amazing. i absolutely don't get it at all but i'm happy for them and i'm glad someone's doing it /gen

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what did plushophiles fuck before the invention of stuffed animals

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thinking about giving flippy a service dog in oblivion... my silly little confession blog friends, i turn to you. what kind of dog should he get?

german shepherd 🐕‍🦺 :]

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sculpting a cock with clay so i can f*** ****** ** ****** *** ********** *** ***** ********* splendid in his a**

this seems bodily unsafe

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GUYS OH MY GOD. IM ACTUALLY (KINDA) GETIING BETTER!! LIKE. HOLY SHIT?? I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS PISSIBLE TO FEEL *NOT* SHITTY!!! WOW!!!!! (if you can't tell i am sososososososo happy omggg)

YAAAY