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But on some happier news…

Just lost a pin, my AirPods and a ton of sudoku.com tournaments this year… pain

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Submitted a neutral informative essay last week and the institution is now reporting me of a high ai percentage when it was all written by me y’all don’t even know how mad I am I have a 3.95 gpa and if the school doesn’t appeal my case there’s going to be a bigass stain on my academic report which was carefully crafted by 3 years of perfect school work. Ai you have gained a, not so new, enemy.

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Just lost a pin, my AirPods and a ton of sudoku.com tournaments this year… pain

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I had originally categorized Asmodeus as Don Eladio in the brba au however I’m thinking about switching him with Lalo because he also gives off freaky vibes.

I actually had originally thought abt it but the thought that Vassago would kill him in the shoot out seemed odd to me (being that Sin > Goetia) but realized now it’d be the same considering Gus also kills Don Eladio and his whole crew plus associates at the pool party so yeahhh I’ll probably just have Satanas (if he’s ever revealed, I’ll still use my redesign anyways) as Don Eladio

Besides it also pushes the fizzmodeus agenda

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Honestly the Chupacabra short would’ve been perfect if it had been set in Puerto Rico and Millie had a speaking role

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Some Razzle Dazzle doodles for yalls viewing pleasure ❣️🐏🐏

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I take this au shit SERIOUSLY

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jessie. Jessie we need to have gay toxic yaoi sex and have the narrative ignore me coercing you into a sex deal for a year to be able to financially support yourself and your family jessie

"Uhh I don’t know Mr. White… Im just trying to do my job and pay my bills. Bitch."

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Sorry I have brba/bcs brainworms and when they bite I do weird things

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The short wasn’t as bad as some ppl make it out to be but it did somehow manage to drag out their one (1) joke in less than 5 minutes

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I know yall missed ya girl so I got some hazbin relevant redesigns and today's lucky subject is Vaggie!

Or Valencia Polanco, if you will. She was a booming celebrity on the rise in the mid 90s before arriving to Hell as a well known individual, which made her chances of better living expediently higher being that she was famous. What could this celebrity possibly have done in her short life to be doomed for eternity? That's for me to know and for yall to guess for now.

She picked up work rather quickly and didn't experience much mistreatment which is usually common for newcomers because of her status. Though I should highlight the vast majority of Hell was unaware of her existance being that she is only known by a fairly recent portion of sinners, still they could recognize her talents.

Her friendship with Angel is quite complicated, the two are quite snarky with each other and will throw the other under the bus at any moment but they seemingly enjoy spending time together, even if it's spent bickering. Valencia also doesn't take Angel's ambition for acting seriously since she doesn't consider what he does as "real acting" and gets into heated arguments with Angel about it.

I have also decided sinners arrive to Hell naked. The sky simply opens up at any random location in Pride and shoots out a panicked and naked new soul. Kinda like being born. They simply have to pick up a life from there.

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Yes I’m doing fanart of my mexican trash tv and y’all get the first peak

Team Mar you are everything to me 🫰

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Y’all don’t even know or care but something fucking EVIL just happened here…

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Very much targeted but whenever I see “top/bottom” being used as synonyms for dom/sub dynamics it makes me so maddddd

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"Look Pim, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think he's a lost cause."

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The fact he interrupted himself with that line after asking “when have I ever-“ and suddenly being hit with memories of himself degrading and belittling Blitz.

So instead he deflects with “All those accurate arguments that make me the sound bad make you sound just like that AWFUL liberation obsessed monarch-hating friend of yours! You are friends right? Because you’re both imps 😒” maneeeeeee

“Blitz I don’t look down on you! You sound just like Striker”- WOW FUCK YOU-

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This could’ve been an empowering arc for blitzo to stand up against Stolas but instead…

I know we aren't supposed to cheer but... TELL HIM!!