#absolute answers.

[meltedbluecaterpillar]

Now Blue, what were you saying about 'Trey Clover sleepy morning se-'? Go ahead and continue.🍽️ Please and thank you I would love to hear about morning sex with Trey

Hello Alice. This is the part where I feign ignorance. But I cannot. Because I am actually very nasty about him and have been for a long time. I remember when the fandom pushed him aside because he was 'normal' and at one point I did too. And then... I developed sentience and I noticed something...

He satisfies a specific fetish for me. So he is naturally more attractive. Trey has a doting personality and I really like that in a man. Don't treat me so roughly, tell me to do my best and feed me something sweet. Something about that white man really just gets me going. Sorry Leona... I am allowed to homie hop...

I think that after seeing how Trey wakes up in a bad mood or he's irritable... He might not be a big morning sex or quickie person. That won't stop you from trying to crawl on top of him. He might grumble and groan about it being too early in the morning... "Enough..." Or something like that... But he's already hard... He just doesn't have the energy to play that's all. But he actually doesn't mind if you do what you want.

Me personally... I'll offer a slippery handjob... I love seeing how grouchy he looks without glasses. It isn't scornful... You're just too blurry. He can't see and now your hand is massaging his cock first thing in the morning. All he can do is feel... Eventually he gets frustrated with you stroking and teasing the tip with swipes of your thumb. So go ahead and climb on top. Since you have so much bravado, all this spirit... So early in the morning... Go ahead and put that body to work.

Bouncing slowly in his lap with the canopy parted just barely. His hands are so strong so he just holds your hips and helps you with little ruts of his hips. Eventually he'll just hold you in place and set his own pace. Depending on the mood. He wants to be deeper and deeper... Fuller and fuller... It's wonderful... Starting the day with an orgasm that leaves you exhausted... Your knees are sore from bouncing, and now you're laying on top of him while he thrusts up into you. Guiding your hips with his strong hands. His breath tickling your skin and even a few messy kisses are fine.

He's supposed to be baking tarts for todays UnBirthday Party... But this creampie should come first.

[jeanmoreausautismstickers]

this actually the funniest (and truest) tweet ever

[askfordoodles]

"Young man, you cut that tsundere bullshit, I know what you're doing, I wasn't born yesterday." - Secret Brat Tamer Volkarin

[wyervan]

👁️ 👁️ hey. I love your creepy moon

hey. i think he likes you too.

[canisalbus]

Sighthounds are so sleepy by nature it just makes Machete even funnier that poor guy must be absolutely EXHAUSTED beyond regular standards. The greyhounds around him are baffled that he stays up all night working.

[radiance1]

The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.

The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.

Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.

So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?

He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.

The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.

It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?

...

Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?

He'll give them some points for dedication, though.

Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.

The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.

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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.

For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).

It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.

Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!

He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.

And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.

Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.

It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.

At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.

So he answers and is gone with a pop.

Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.

Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.

Fuck.

Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.

So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.

The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.

Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.

The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.

Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.

[hornetvoid]

let me take it all away (wip)

[reds-skull]

Could we possibly get Soap yelling at a recruit for trying to steal Ghosts mask, with Ghost in the background like that’s my mans.

Or something you want to do for shits and gigs because you can and it’s fun

Sorry this took a while, I kinda made a mini comic because, as you said, I can and it's fun lol

Thank you for the ask! This was quite fun to make haha

[beescake]

im a sollux kinnie and ur art is great. like a delicious meal. 1 million courses. my compliments to the chef.

AOGHHH TYSM I REALLY APPRECIATE IT

in gratitude i present a little guy doing setup for the first time 🐝

[shkika]

AUGH I love VV1 so much!!! I’d love to see a wholesome bonding moment between the two of them, possibly they were questioning their identity and started to get worked up but then they coaxed themselves down

Little reassurance before they make their way to hell.

[meltedbluecaterpillar]

You know what I love about the twst groovies? I love that Zero is in all 3 SSRs. Thank you Yana for putting the best doggo in the art.

Did you see the twst tune??? I stood there mouth wide open seeing the entire song 🎶

(a side note…. The Leona one… hmm… 🧐 I’m pushing my glasses up, Google enhance..)

Hello Cheese. I hope that you are well fed from this event. I am.

I love the little details that reference the movie. I honestly think… Jade’s is my favorite as well.

Some people forget how tall he is. And seeing him crammed into that little car with the mayor was such a delight. He looks pleased even if he isn’t the most comfortable.

Actually… I have not seen the new Twst Tune yet. A friend said out of all of them it’s now her absolute favorite. I am positive that there’s a tweet or someone has it posted for me to listen to since it won’t be available in game for us until next year. So I will give it a listen in just a moment.

(*smug man*) I am also pleased with your side note. I assure you. He isn’t all that bad. Just grouchy sometimes but he is extremely sexy. When Leona shows up on my screen I moan. It’s a reflex. Give him a shot… Just a small taste… You will understand me… I know that you aren’t exactly a Ruggie stan anymore but… Those two have a similar flavor. It’s more about personal preferences.

I use my dick when I think of Leona. I use my heart when I think of Ruggie… Cheese, as the kids say…

Lock in.

[lucabyte]

So does anybody else ever think about how Loop felt the need to demonstrate that the party's deaths wouldn't have any effect on the loops. I know I do but that's besides the point. Anyway I don't think Loop actually needs to bathe, they just like to feel included.

[lil-lemon-snails]

decided to draw some of your guys' tags from my harlequin sun and moon post!!! These guys are so much fun and you're all so funny >w<

[planetvries]

…y’think they ever explored each other’s bodies

[chamiryokuroi]

Sex education in middle school at my nun run catholic school was unhinged, the teacher showed up with a glass dildo, a shoe box full of condoms and a powerpoint presentation and proceded to give the most hilarious class ever.

“Girls if he says he is too big for a condom, no he isn’t” proceeds to shove her entire arm in a condom “and if he is then he’s a horse”

Picks the “bad boy” of the class and forces him to show how to put on a condom with the glass dildo in front of everyone to our amusement.

“And if you’re going to have sex for the first time for the love of God do it when you’re not in your period or it will look like a murder scene in your bed”

[canisalbus]

This Italian greyhound(I'm pretty sure) I found on Pinterest is so machete coded. This creature is just 95% anxiety. How can one possibly possess such wet scared eyes. It looks like kid Machete was gifted a sweater by a grandma oh lord

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