#pissing inside

[exploring-sensation]

"daddy noooo, why would you use that when your personal toilet is right here"

i whine as i here the trickle of his piss into the porcelain bowl, tucking my knees to my chest and exposing my ass where a huge dildo sticks out proudly from my stretched hole.

"you're right baby how could i ignore my personal toilet" he said as he walks over, cock swinging out of his pants. he yanks the dildo out of my ass, my hole gaping open before he stuffs himself inside. he sighs languidly before releasing his piss inside me, the warmth filling me with cozy comfort before the ache of my stuffed guts starts to reach me.

"thank you daddy, thank you for your piss" i moan out as he fills my guts, "daddy's toilet needs his piss or it will be sad" i say clenching my hole lightly around his cock

"aww poor toilet, seems like daddy's been neglecting it huh, leaving it empty, guess i'll have to start keeping it nice and full"

i moan, i've been plugged with full dildos 24/7 for weeks now but knowing he's going to fill me with his pee first now, filling my insides with him before my holes get used makes me wet and i revel in the aching fullness of my guts that represents his bladder full of piss.

i want nothing more than to be daddy's full time toilet, taking all of his piss every day.

i rub my stomach imagining the swell of it, looking pregnant to strangers but guts full of daddy's piss instead.

[eggsideblog]

Eggman lugs a large heavy pitcher full of water to his workroom. He reaches for it and gulps it down as much as he can as often as possible during his work, chugging it for as long and as hard as he can each time

His belly swells up bigger as it all flows down his throat and starts to ache but he keeps going until the pitcher is empty and his belly is so full. By the time he's done he's so heavily bloated and waterlogged

It's not long until he starts feeling the need to pee but he just ignores it and continues working. As time passes, his bladder fills more and he feels the pressure and urgency increase, yet still continues to hold it

His bladder is so heavy and full by the time he's finally done with his work. He pushes his chair back and stands up and it really feels ready to burst. He calls me in. When I enter, he tells me to get on my knees and I obey

He takes out his cock and I open my mouth eagerly and obediently. With his hand on my head, pushing me against his soft gut as I take his cock into my mouth, he releases and fills it with his hot golden piss

I suckle the tip of his soft cock while swallowing it down, drinking right from the musky tap as it runs down my throat in a big steady stream. I feel the wonderful warmth growing in my stomach as it fills it

"Rrrr, good boy." He grunts while holding my head even firmer against his gut, applying more pressure to his bladder thus increasing the speed. I love his soft moans at how sensitive it is and sighs of relief to let it out

I look up at him cutely then close my eyes to enjoy it. It's bliss, gulping down my master's piss, feeling it fill and warm my stomach, so much as he empties his whole huge bladder into me that it even gets a little bloated

"You better drink it all up, every last drop" He demands as he grips my head harder and keeps me held there balls deep. "Ohh my dirty little piss slut. You love it, don't you? You can't get enough of daddy's piss"

He teases and looks down on me with a sneer like I'm so disgusting for swallowing down his piss like this but he can't hide his cheeky smirk that creeps in, he likes it and is very pleased to have trained me so well

He likes seeing me drink eagerly from his musky cock and watching my stomach grow with his piss. How I'll walk around for a while after with it sloshing in my stomach. It's a perfect pleasurable way to prove my devotion

I feel his cock swell and grow in my mouth as it excites him and taste the first drop of precum. With that I get to sucking his piss soaked cock and know I'll be drinking the hot thick creamy bursts of his semen next 💜

[jvsont0dd]

gonna be honest, the way some of you on here talk about jason todd with such disgust about him being seen as anything other than “angry, uncaring, monster, criminal, awful person” despite MANY comics giving a look at his actual values and how trauma has affected him is really fucking weird. you don’t have to dog one character and put them in the box of “irredeemable immorality” in order to boost your favorite character instead. nuance has escaped you and it’s embarrassing that you’re typing it out for everyone to see

[wonderfull-star]

I like that face Dev makes.

He just a smol baby 🥺

[xavigab]

I would have loved Felix finding Ollie mid ride on farleigh hahahaha so instead of Ollie having to do the plate thing Felix just kicks farleigh out. Like he didn’t let them finish or anything just pulled Ollie’s naked ass off farleighs dick and took him to his room, throwing him inside the bathroom so he’ll shower before walking out and telling Duncan to pack farleighs things cuz he’s not staying for the rest of summer pfff

Anyways in my mind farleigh had a little crush on Oliver like “guys hear me out” type crushes hahahaha

[dadvans]

made the mistake of briefly getting on non-tumblr social media and holy shit lmao no wonder oliver stark bailed on this fandom, yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes

[awakefor48hours]

HBO canceled 36 shows and movies, Disney didn't lift a finger to promote Strange World, someone leaked For the Future, and now they canceled Inside Job. The absolute disrespect for animation is unbelievable

Original tweet

[jesncin]

Cue Ma’al kicking John out and dumping the swamp bits-

Only for Swamp Thing to appear next night asking for its swamp bits back

John stole the swamp bits and frames Ma’al</3

the real victim out of all this is Swamp Thing

previous for context

[poppy-metal]

this picture of patrick is very important to me. perched like a pissed off gargoyle. veins out. i need him to do very bad things to me. demoralizing things. I'd have my back arched for him always.

[exploring-sensation]

imagining someone sighing in relief as they have an accident inside me

maybe daddy told me to let his friend put it in my hole and he couldn't hold it, flooding my guts with his piss.

he looks so relieved, so happy

i can't be mad

even as my guts feel tighter and tighter, i want to make him feel good, as he empties his bladder into me

his emergency toilet

[eggsideblog]

Massaging Eggman's full bladder with both hands and pushing down on him with my ass harder while riding him to push him to pee during it. He groans deeply as it's eventually pushed out of his erection in a slow and steady stream that grows bigger and stronger as it gets easier to release it inside me.

The relief of finally getting it out, combined with me massaging his sensitive bladder and fucking myself on his cock at the same time is so pleasurable. And his thick cock throbbing deep inside me and his hot piss filling my ass up so much feels great for me too. It feels so dirty but so good.

"Ohh good boy, daddy needed that~" Eggman sighs as he thrusts up into me harder with his piss soaked cock until he fills my ass with his cum too 💜

[blackkatdraws]

Things may have gotten a bit... heated.

video format of my response in the Glue Trap Aftermath Chain

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

s2 episode 7 thoughts

hmm. hmm. that is the sound if me pondering what i just watched.

(i understand that this episode was an analysis into mulder's self-destructive behaviors when faced with overwhelming grief, but. that does not mean i enjoyed vampire hookup time)

well. we shall start from the top!

i read that it was an episode about vampires which i thought was a weird narrative choice because. hello. scully still gone??? but then i remembered that i too ignored the main quest in skyrim to hunt some vampires and that i had no place to judge

(granted, my main quest wasn't finding scully though. might have given that a bit more priority than saving the whole world. because she IS my whole world)

we open with a guy that looks like joe biden meeting with an attractive young woman. they're making out in a hot tub and we just know someone is gonna get slurped upon. and woe, it be upon us! double vampire attack.

back in DC, mulder gets his old office back! it's covered in plastic. he takes some of it off. he adjusts his calendar from may to november, so we see how much time he and scully had been assigned to other tasks, which also has me wondering how she managed to get a new house that quick.

(also, this calendar is... scantily clad women posing next to tools such as hammers and saws. was this allowed? was this acceptable? was it normal? were the 90's a lawless wasteland and mulder an irreparable freak?)

well. scully is an x file now, and he puts her glasses and id into an evidence bag and closes the filing cabinet which was sooooo evil. but he can't bring himself to put her necklace away. oh man. oh he's gotta have it in case he finds her. he has to hold her close. i'm Fine this is Fine.

so. he goes out to california to deal with the joe biden looking fellow being murdered. and he is not wanted on the crime scene. we know this because someone greets him by saying "nobody called the bureau" and he says "well, they should have" and lifts up the tape to let himself in. because one thing about him is that he's gonna let himself into a place he isn't wanted.

he sees the writing of a bible verse in blood on the wall and says something about their grasp of biblical knowledge being "feeble and literal" and i was like okayyy need to have a theological discussion with him

he then scares the other guy who originally wanted to kick him out by reciting a LARGE amount of facts related to similar cases and it's very much giving photographic memory. got me thinking, have we ever seen this man forget something? (directions don't count. they're confusing. but everything else sticks in that man's brain)

he just needs one thing: a phone book. which he uses to call a blood bank and ask about a new guy. who must be the vampire who did this!

so he rolls up to the blood bank and i'm over here struggling because i do Not Do Blood, and i knew at this point this was gonna be a tough watch, but i didn't anticipate the non-blood related reasons why this would be true

anyway he's sniffing around the blood bank and he hears some slurping and wouldn't you know, this dude is tearing into a bag of the red stuff like it's a capri sun. somehow he gets him into custody, where the dude refuses to talk because the lights are on, and mulder comes in with a lamp he put a red filter over, because he was prepared for vampire interrogation.

the vampire is going on about how what he did isn't murder because it's not like animals hunting prey is murder which is. not the greatest approach in terms of legal defense. mulder tells the guard that the guy is delusional and it's best to play along, and he believed this to be true... until he, quite literally, burned to a crisp in the sunlight. and died.

he's talking to the coroner and rattling off a bunch of vampire facts and says he didn't believe in vampires which is so funny to me because like. why is that where you draw the line, my friend. not at bigfoot and definitely not at aliens. but man. vampires are just too out there for spooky mulder. until now!

the coroner has a very funny line: "you are really upsetting me... on several levels" which seems to be the general effect fox mulder has on people. and also because i felt the same way about his dumbass actions during this episode.

coroner finds a stamp on the dead body's hand, which seems to come from a nightclub. so naturally our fbi agent ends up there.

you often see posts saying that "(insert character here) should be at the club". i fear that this is not the case for fox mulder, but it's possible that it's his suit and tie that are throwing me off. he just doesn't seem like he belongs there. i ask myself, where should he be instead? perhaps some sort of star wars convention would suit him better. a book signing with some author he likes. idk, an interior decorating festival. not here.

i shall use my verbatim words to walk you through the next scene:

"pause. he's talking to a woman who was looking into a compact without a mirror. so. vampire suspect. and now why are they getting so close together. and getting a drink. okay now they're leaving to a new spot together? AFTER she admits to vampirism"

(here she did some stuff that required me to look away from my screen due to my Weak Constitution. but also it would have felt necessary to look away anyway because it was getting... charged)

she tries to get him to... suck on her finger... but he won't do it because aids. which is fair. i think that's a smart move, actually. it's just that getting flirty with a vampire he knows was involved with a ton of killings was such a stupid move, i don't know why it's now the braincells start to kick in.

that kills the vibe, though, so she gets another guy to take his place and things escalate.

mulder pulls in at a restaurant called ra. nice! the sun god! and he is... through a window, witnessing some more slurping action. he seems to want to intervene and save this poor soul being feasted upon...

but the poor soul is no poor soul at all! he comes out and decks mulder, and delivers this line with stunning conviction: "i don't know who you are, freak, but we're two consenting adults" and with this, he is forced to flee.

and yeah. it made me laugh. my expectations for the genre were subverted. he signed up for that shit! what he did not sign up for, however, was the next part, where he was killed by the other vampires.

cut to investigating the crime scene. mulder has brought along a forensic dentist, which is a job i had no idea you could go into. he needs to see about those bites, which are very human.

next they go to vampire woman's house. it's a very nice place. mulder... opens her oven. and sees a loaf of bread in there. and i'm thinking, man, i hope this doesn't go where i think it's going. baked goods... ovens... i never want a vampire pregnancy arc. but he cracks open the loaf and something red spills out and somehow, this to him means that she is gone and isn't coming back. he can read the signs of the bread. so add that to his resume. what did the bread tell you, my liege?

he seems to have stayed in her house, however, because he's there when she's back, and says he knows she was using the bread as a charm to ward off evil. because apparently that's an eastern european thing, blood bread to warn off evil. sound off if any eastern europeans in the chat wanna confirm or deny.

anyway. he's IN this woman he thinks is a vampire's HOUSE? what the hell. mulder seriously i need you to stop and think. like you should have stopped and done some thinking a while ago. honestly i'm not mad i'm just disappointed. and he's like "i want to save you come with me before they kill you" ohhh big tough man needs to save her huh. make him feel good inside. huh. certainly no ulterior motive here...

she's monologing about her horrible childhood and how sweet blood tastes. um girl. don't lie to him like that. i have busted my lip open before that stuff does NOT taste sweet and dangerous. it's like a penny with rust that you found in a parking lot.

it seems her vampiric origin story, if to be believed, is that things simply got too kinky. which is a new take on the genre.

(it's also about being caught in an abusive relationship and the damage that inflicts, but it seems abusive boyfriend came into vampirism at his kinky parties and things escalated from there. which. well. it blew the eyebrows clean off my head, to be fair)

at this point we see that he is WEARING SCULLY'S NECKLACE? he says something like "it's from someone i lost" and she says that she "hopes he finds her"

i did not like the undertones here and certainly not the overtones. because i knew where this was going. he was shaving in her bathroom. and let me tell you something: there is only ever a shaving scene in media because the writer needs a way to get some blood out of someone's body and into the real world. and man. i knew it was coming.

but what i didn't see coming was her SHAVING HIM??? girl. i am uncomfy. and she does, of course, cut him, and then they kiss. aggressively. terribly aggressively. can anyone answer what was going on in a satisfactory manner?

but the gag is: the original vampire- who burnt to a crisp in the jail cell, and was the abusive ex she spoke of- HE'S WATCHING THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW!

he breaks in and taunts the vampire woman about how he had to "wait for her to finish" and i was like cool. thank you SO much for that mental image i'm super happy with it. i definitely don't feel like i need a shower. but then he's going on about how he can't be killed.

here, at the tail end of the episode, we learn the rules of vampirism in this world: a vampire cannot be killed by a non-vampire. and a non-vampire BECOMES a vampire by consuming the blood of a believer and also taking a life. it is only here we realize that this woman is not an actual vampire yet, she just appropriates their culture by drinking blood unnecessarily.

mulder's still sleeping in her bed and she's like "you need to leave" and she stabs the wall to make her evil ex think she's killing him. but when they go to break out, mulder ties him up quite handily and he gets in the car to escape with vampire woman. until ANOTHER vampire woman jumps on the hood of their car. and main vampire woman knocks her out for a bit by running into her with said car, which is super effective.

mulder's leaving the place in shambles, his shirt still unbuttoned, wandering down the side of the hill. back at the house, now that we know the vampire rules, main vampire woman says she can finally kill the evil vampire ex. and he's like how!! you haven't had the blood of a believer or taken a life. so. she licks the blood off her hands (unclear if it's hers or mulders tbh) and says she'll take her own life. and drops a match after pouring gasoline.

so. that brings that to an end. and shabby looking mulder sits on a hill as he learns all four in the house died.

the episode ends with him playing with scully's necklace. which i don't even sort of feel like unpacking right now but maybe another time.

probably not, though, because i just didn't like this episode. and yeah, a lot of it comes down to me not wanting to see mulder hook up with people who aren't scully. can you blame me? is it so wrong to have preferences in this world?

but also, narrative wise- do you honestly see the guy fucking off to cali while scully's still missing to deal with an unrelated problem instead of devoting every hour of his life to finding her, like we saw him do in the last episode? you expect me to think he just puts it off for a lil while? the guy who, just last episode, pulled his gun on the ski lift operator to get to the top where she might be a little faster, and then choked his one and only suspect out of fury? you're thinking this is the guy that's gonna go soak up some west coast rays?

and yeah, he was obviously not himself through the episode- very cold and analytical- but c'mon. we all want to bang a vampire. he's not special. i just personally wouldn't do that if my friend were gone. like how is that gonna help the situation. be so for real. time and place!

and also the whole only learning the rules of being a vampire about 5 minutes before they need it to be plot relevant. that annoyed me too.

overall, mulder, like i said, i'm not mad, just disappointed.

let me know what you thought on this episode- i try to not be a hater, but i also understand that hating in small doses can be good for the soul. if it's a widely beloathed episode i'll feel better in my judgement as i join a long tradition of haters who have come before me.

[scrambledslut]

still thinking about alec hardy asking a woman if she’d like to sleep with him and her going GOD NO and laughing in his face

[drops-of-moonlights]

inherited curse

[echosays]

just thought about a guy fucking my cunt and then pissing inside it. itd be so warm and it would fill me up so fast and id be able to feel it and it would be So Dirty

if he wanted to maybe he could keep fucking me after so i could feel it leaking out with every thrust making me even messier. maybe he could cum inside me too, nice and deep just like i deserve

maybe someday 🩷