#pirate-jenny

[themountaingoatstruisms]

MAY YOU ALL EMERGE FREE AND CLEAR AND MAY YOU DO SOME GOOD WHERE YOU GO

[bloodraven55]

peak romance is when you go to save your girlfriend from an arranged marriage she doesn’t want but then it turns out she already escaped by hiding a gun in her wedding dress and the two of you have such a dramatic gay reunion that the kiss lasts through the entire ad break

[lamentable-comedy]

Hostis Humani Generis

Pirates!! My contribution to @carryonthroughtheages!

[lezarus]

and several other colors like those

[roomwithavoid]

I LUV ROBOTS!!!!

[nordarknessdimsthesky]

Great Pirates | Blackbonnet [Our Flag Means Death]

May you all emerge free and clear And may you do some good where you go High in the hands of the crosswinds Or in the arms of the undertow

Song: Great Pirates – The Mountain Goats

(Also posted to YouTube here)

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

Charles, Edwin, and Monty (Pirate AU: Chapter 3)

Charles still likes Monty, in some fashion. It isn’t the love that Monty has for Charles, he understands- love is for Edwin, not the boy Charles brought with him to this ship- but it is clear affection. Fondness. The sort of feeling that causes a smile to lift to Charles’ lips when he sees Monty, like it does now when Charles sits down on the bench next to Monty, plastering himself to Monty’s side by slinging an arm around his torso and leaning his head against Monty’s shoulder, just like he does playfully with Edwin sometimes during mealtimes, usually earning himself a fond roll of the eyes and a small smile from their Captain. “Aw,” Charles says, “You guys are having a meeting of the Survived-Esther-Finch club without me?”

And god, Monty will do anything to keep that smile on Charles’ face. To never again force him to do anything like what he had to do during that storm.

“More like permanently-scarred-by-Esther-Finch club,” Jenny says, nodding to Charles’ neck, where some of the scabs from the collar are fading into scars that will match the one on Monty’s cheek. “God, most fucked up club I've ever been a part of,” she adds as Monty offers up his bottle of ale to Charles.

-aletterinthenameofsanity, picture a man turning back to shore (I can only think of you)

In the clearing stands a boxer

And a fighter by his trade

And he carries the reminders

Of every glove that laid him down

And cut him 'til he cried out in his anger and his shame

I am leaving, I am leaving

But the fighter still remains

-Mumford & Sons, The Boxer

@deadboy-edwin @icecreambrownies @anonymousbooknerd-universe @ashildrs

@fandoms-princess @orpheusetude @jaysbraindump

@pappelsiin @itsbitmxdinhere @rexrevri @sweet-like-h0ney-lavender @saffirez

@the-ipre @sunnylemonss @days-light @agentearthling @helltechnicality

@sethlost @catboy-cabin @secretlyafiveheadeddragon @vyther15

@anything-thats-rock-and-roll @queen-of-hobgobblers @every-moment-a-different-sound

@nix-nihili @mellxncollie @tumblerislovetumblerislife @lemurafraidofthunder

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@sapphic-corgi @occasionaloneshots @troublegoblin

[urfavouriteinsomniac]

Great Pirates ~ Jenny from Thebes has fundamentally rewritten my brain chemistry and I’m not even kidding. The saxophone and guitar in dialogue? Subtitled “The future they both deserve”? ‘Carry what I need to carry / bury what I need to bury / dancing, whistling, singing / past the cemetary’? Great pirates, testing the waves? What a way to end an album. I am inconsolably and unbearably hopeful.

[cl34n1ngcr3w]

HAPPY JENNY DAY

[thefuzzhead]

Unicorn Tolerance, Goths(2019), The Mountain Goats/ Chappell Hill Cemetery, (2015), Joan Breckwoldt/ Great Pirates, Jenny From Thebes(2023), The Mountain Goats

[multiversemittens]

D family on the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser headcanons

(Oh yes, I'm going there)

D: Doesn't realise what a LARP is and tries to stab Lt. Croy in the eye with a dinner fork.

Marckus: Aggresivly wants to play the First Order storypath but the app doesn't work. Pays $200 for a droid which gets lost in the mail.

Kitten: Spends a long time creating a character and putting together a cosplay outfit but drops it within an hour. Beats the machine in lightsabre training.

Door: Spends the entire time critiquing the construction of the hotel and the lack of fire exits. Cuts down the pole which blocks their view during the dinner show.

Boy (now Man): Somehow sneaks in a real gun.

Kevin: Curses the Disney Corporation.

[ohporcupine]

one day i will (and must) write up a masterpost on why jenny of jenny from thebes fame is an aromantic icon but for now you will just have to take my word for it

[teecupangel]

I've been seeing a bunch of 'Desmond reborn as someone' posts here, and I also saw that fanfiction where Desmond was reborn as Anne Bonny's son and I thought I might as well suggest one as well, with Desmond being reborn as Mary Read's child? Whether Mary lives or dies, I'm not sure.

Okay, confession time!

My initial idea for A Pirate's Son was for Desmond to be reborn as Mary Read’s child instead of Anne Bonny’s but I changed it because Mary had a daughter and I was only ‘starting out’ writing Desmond so I was a bit hesitant to write Desmond being reborn as a woman (not anymore though XD).

So, for this one, let’s set up the background.

All we know is that Mary had a daughter but we don’t know what happened to the child so we’re going to assume that the child was sent to an orphanage.

So in this one, Desmond would be born not knowing who his mother was. All he’d know was that his mother had been a ‘wicked woman who deserved her fate’. (Historically, Mary’s child most probably died together with her when she died from fever as there are no records of an infant’s death)

We’re killing Mary (sorry, Mary TTATT) because we want Desmond to have an isolated childhood, wondering who his mother was.

Also, this would give Desmond motivation to seek out the Brotherhood as soon as he could because… well, there was no way he was going to stay in this orphanage that was obviously out to paint him as the son of a sinner and all that good stuff.

So he leaves as soon as he could and lives in the street, using Desmond Miles’ skills and what remains of his Bleed, pretending to be a boy.

No.

He was a boy.

Even if he was born as…

He was still a boy.

And Desmond would make his way to London as its the nearest city he knows has a Brotherhood (or, if it didn’t have one, he was planning on moving to the colonies and just annoying Achilles until he agrees to train him, Ratonhnhaké:ton-style) and the Brotherhood sees potential in him so they take him in.

It doesn’t take long for him to be initiated and soon, he’s climbing the ranks of the British Brotherhood (maybe we’ll have him be friends with a Frye who would later become the Frye’s twins ancestors?) and he’ll get Miko’s attention who takes him in as his successor, hoping he and Edward’s son would take over as the mentors after them.

This leads to him meeting Edward Kenway who freezes because…

‘Desmond’ (no last name) looks a lot like Mary Read.

Unorganized Notes:

Edward introduced Desmond as the son of a business associate (Miko) that he’s teaching to the Kenway family. Desmond is actually in the Kenway Mansion because they heard Templar activities around the area and Desmond has been ordered to find more.

Haytham thinks he’s super cool and likes it when Desmond teaches him swordsmanship. Desmond can’t say no because Haytham is so cute as a kid.

No one, not even Miko, know that Desmond was born a woman.

Until… Jenny asked him blankly because she felt like there was something ‘strange’ about Desmond and Desmond tells her the truth.

The fact that Edward believes Desmond is a man is the only reason why he keeps questioning if Desmond is Mary’s child since he heard she gave birth to a girl.

Desmond is the main reason why Jenny began to push Edward to let her be an Assassin, threatening to run away with Desmond if he doesn’t.

Edward mistakes this as Jenny and Desmond having a secret affair and he’s torn because (1) Jenny is his little girl and he wants to protect her, (2) he doesn’t want to lose her like he lost Caroline, and (3) Desmond is an Assassin so she’d never be completely safe.

But at the same time… if he could trust his daughter with anyone, it would be with Desmond.

Desmond and Jenny are not in any kind of relationship. They’re more like… older bullying sister (Jenny) and tired younger brother (Desmond).

That’s as far as I got.

The Kenway Tragedy doesn’t happen because Desmond was staying in the mansion when the attack happened but… well… Jenny’s definitely going to run away and go to the colonies to get trained by this Achilles person that Desmond had talked about once if her father does not approve of her choice and she’ll drag Desmond with her because she knows how much her father favors Desmond. The plan is to use Desmond as sorta like “you like the dog so I’m taking the dog when I leave” kind of scorched earth plan.

[fully-caulked-wagon]

Squoosh :) I can't even begin to explain this one, ngl - it's like. Like, he's got snow leopard ears and a tail purely just because I thought it was neat, but also he's like a shrine guardian type thing or some shit. That stick is a vague recollection of what a gohei stick is meant'a look like- (Also Zosan because I have a problem). Genuinely, this is just self-indulgent brain vomit, I won't lie to you.

[infinityinc4ever]

Psycho-Pirate is one of my favorite villains!

[literaturezombie]

every piece of pirate media is always doomed bc piracy was always doomed Nassau was always doomed and yet. every time I Believe that maybe this time. maybe this time it won't be