#pickupline?

[rocksexisting]

#horse

[feralwetcat]

Hey darlin, are you the floating islands? Because- OH MY GODS THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU'VE FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS TODAY ARE YO-

[meowtcha]

Have some Petrigrof CHEESE

[suicideenthusiast]

Girl did you get just stabbed. Because you are bleeding from the stomach

[badsciencejokes]

From Hooke's law, the spring constant can be calculated by multiplying the restoring force (F) and the displacement (x), making its SI unit is newton per meter (N/m)

Send this to your crush if you dare. 🤓

[theanonymousninja247]

Astronomy Lines Pt. 2

Made some wallpapers featuring the disaster twins because Venus is one disaster of a planet 😆

[thegreatgremlingang]

jin guangyao, mewing aggressively: Hey. You may be trash, but I'm the garbage man.

lan xichen: *trips and collapses out of shock and confusion* *stares up from the floor in greater confusion as he slowly processes the rizz*

nie mingjue not understanding the joke and rolling up his sleeves to beat the everliving shit from jin guangyao for insulting zewu-jun

[kozumesphone]

masterlist

💌┊₊˚⊹꒷ R U MINE? .ᐟ

⤷ satoru gojo x gender neutral!reader ‧₊˚ ⋅

ᝰ. 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 . . . jujutsu kaisen

ᝰ. 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 . . . corny pick-up lines | suggestive dialogues

ᝰ. 𝐤𝐞𝐲 . . . n/n: nickname | y/n: your name

ᝰ. 𝐰𝐜 . . . 161

ᝰ. 𝐚/𝐧 . . . a quick (and short af) dorky!gojo + tease!gojo bc we all know the duality of this man-child <3 here’s a bunch of pick-up lines gojo uses on the reader bc we def need gojo fluff after what gege did to us 🙏 but guys I saw one that went “I have these stitches on my forehead bc you’ve made me lose my mind” and I- 💀

gojo: “y/n.” reader: “mm.” G: “n/n.” R: “mmm.” G: “MY LOVE-“ R: “what is it, toru? and stop smirking.” G: “want me to explain my cursed technique with mathematics?“ R: “didn’t you fail twice, and then ask kento to help you with math?” G: “…” R: “sorry, darling, go ahead-“ G: “LET’S START BY ADDING A BED AND SUBTRACTING OUR CLOTHES-“ geto: “n/n, is he high again?”

ᯓ★

gojo: “something’s wrong with my six eyes, n/n.” reader: “shit, are you o-“ G: “because I can’t take them off you.” *finger guns* R: *bitch slaps him* 💀🙏

ᯓ★

gojo: “oi n/n, you know gumi’s divine dogs, don’tcha?” reader: “mhm. they’re so adorable. and don’t yap my ears off when i’m reading. unlike someone else-“ G: “I think, just like them, we’d make a great pair <3” R: *absolutely mf flustered*

ᯓ★

satoru “throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honoured one to be your husband” gojo on your wedding day <3

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[incorrectringsofpower]

Adar, to Sauron: I miss you. Sauron: When I come to see you you're mean to me the whole time. Tf you miss? Bullying me?

[robotfistdog]

Its not about the number of ribbons, its about how you use them #inspirational

[twennyinchblades]

pickuplines

[feralwetcat]

Hey darlin, are you copperbend? Because FUCK YOU (bonsai rizz)

[fangsforhire]

Ask prompt call !

[therandomvibez]

Cheesy!

[getdemwomens69hehe]

Aside from being submissive and breedable, what do you do for a living?

[dietauben]

hey, are you a letter with a diacritic?

because ú