#rancid ass rizz

[thegreatgremlingang]

Jin Guangyao, swiping a credit card on Lan Xichen's bootycrack: Hello Fine Sir May I Purchase Some Gyat

Nie Mingjue: YOUR CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED FBI OPEN UP

*lan xichen.exe has stopped working*

[heartfullofleeches]

So then. How does Baron react when he finds out Alasdair pulled his mom AND his bitch

Man's got GODLIKE rizz

[excessive vulgar language]

The living room is staged like an intervention. You and Maddox sit on the couch while Baron stares down Alasdair from across the room. The line in the carpet drawn by Maddox was the only thing stopping him from tearing out the angel's throat. He was one thing to find out he was part angel. It was another to have an angel fall for his mate. That same angel allegedly sleeping with his mother before lightbulbs existed was the final draw.

Alasdair clears his throat. "Baron, we can talk about this like civilized people.."

"I'd tell you to blow me, bitch, but you'd probably like that you sick fuck. I knew I should've whooped your ass the second you came into my home and tried to steal my mate. What's wrong with you? You just want to fuck up my life, that it - huh? On your creator's rancid corpse if Y/n and Mad weren't right there I would beat you to a fucking pulp."

You glance at Maddox. "God's dead?"

They don't look up from their notepad. "Please don't worry about it for my sake. I'm under enough stress with what the death of an angel may cause, and I'd like to draw you without any trouble."

"In my defense I did not know she was your mother. Christ sake, it was ages before your parents even met. Calm down."

"The one way I'll calm down is if you give up your rights as their guardian and let me and Maddox care for them. I can deal with him, I don't think they even have a dick."

Maddox opens their mouth, but closes it just as quick.

Alasdair groans. "You're being ridiculous, Baron."

"You're the ridiculous one, motherfucker!-"

Baron's shout is met with utter silence. Oblivious to his blunder; you force your laughter down with a cough. Maddox, on the other hand, let's it slip with a quiet snort as they finally look up.

Baron's eyes flash red as he lunges at Alasdair. "I'll fucking kill you!"

[madaraservingcunt]

so much debate over whether or not madara fucks/is fuckable ranging from bro was the ultimate manwhore to he died a virgin but i raise you a secret third thing see to ME his deal is that he is gorgeous and could beat u into the ground so theoretically he should be slinging mad dick but irl his vibes are so offputting and horrendous that he has absolutely negative rizz, a blackhole of rizz if you will. IF perchance u get past the rancid vibes and still want to smash it will never happen hes so fucking oblivious. spiritually and hypothetically hes a whore physically and narratively hes an incel. rip king u shouldve been smashing ur way through the five nations like an absolute chad but instead got nuked by a disloyal ho

Agreed, I believe he has negative rizz! But in my brain he's such a nasty little freak. Great analysis!

He is a funny guy who says funny things.

Sometimes he is so charismatic because of how much cunt he served in his revival.

He says some bangers for sure. But he reminds me of this old man who would come talk to me every day when I was held captive as I delivered his mail. He was awkward and seemed to have no one to chat regularly with and definitely said some crazy ass shit, but over the years he seemed to have some fine tuned stories that made him come across as charming if the light hit right.

Examples of Bro loving to talk. I'm sure Zetsu regret choosing him to manipulate sometimes. We stan anyways tho 🤪

[gayferrari]

Franco's intense rizz vs Charles' sterile affableness. Unstoppable force vs immovable object. Franco flirts, Charles flirts back, Franco flirts more but this time with his hand on Charles' ass, Charles realizes Franco is serious-serious -> Profit for Franco, probably

(And I think if Charles accidentally birthed a future WDC he would love and support him but also resent him and it would be a whole mess and probably end with a divorce caused by emotional distance, a rebound relationship with another driver, a lot of online discourse, and eventually Charles being his kid's biggest fan but only after 300k words of rancid vibes)

Realising that I've put both Charles and Franco in the “would babytrap his way to the top” tier of the pregnancy list. Another thing they have in common

(AU where are Charles's career is cut short or he retires without a wdc and becomes some kind of bitter mentor figure... he could never be Arthur RIP)

[turtlesocksv2]

4 Minutes ep 6

Tonkla's gonna lead Win on a chase lmao yes babygirl you run from the cops and mess with his head!

Ohhhh we're back at the start in the Real Timeline. Nice!

Lmao Tyme is such a shitty boyfriend to Nutcha. And he only got broken up with like. right when he would have met Great in the fix-it timeline? ice cold.

ah, original flavor Great is really going through it with his family. Sriwatsombat Family Vibes even more Rancid than in Great's coma brain.

confirmation that Title's dad is mafia which we all already knew. oh shit, it was caught on video on the car's backup cam? oh that's coming back to bite.

Two murders in like 2 days is a lot. Poor Great. but at least he has the Nepo Kitty to cuddle. Nepo Kitty looks very cuddle-able.

ok, original flavor!Tyme is MUCH better at the flirting than fix-it!Tyme. this bar meetup is so much smoother than Fix-it!Tyme's cringefail rizz.

the DRAWER FULL OF DUREX has me rolling with laughter. thank u, condom sponsor.

Great is so pretty while riding him that Tyme can't help himself from touching despite the blood feud with Great's family LMFAO. AND he hesitates to post the video Great was that pretty! Helen of Troy-ass man.

Great is such a shit. "The guy in the clip? I don't know I suddenly can't read." Iconic.

ok that spinning table bit is cool as fuck.

Dad Sriwatsombat 🤝Korn Theerapanyakul - Mafia Dads gaslighting everyone.

Great and Tyme are the worst gremlins i love them. First Tyme trolls about food, then Great trolls about Only Fans. they truly are made for each other.

Oof, "Then go die like the other one!" that hurts. But you can tell that Tyme's calling Great a coward really struck a nerve. And clearly it works because Great creates a whole coma dream while he's dying on the table about how he wasn't a coward and saved everyone and also Tyme was nice to him :(

I KNEW SOMETHING BAD WAS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THAT ELEVATOR! THE VIBES WERE SO BAD FROM EP 1! That's where Great started having his heart problems in Fix-It Land.

IT'S TONKLA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR GUN! fuck YES. yesssss!

[thegreatgremlingang]

jin guangyao, mewing aggressively: Hey. You may be trash, but I'm the garbage man.

lan xichen: *trips and collapses out of shock and confusion* *stares up from the floor in greater confusion as he slowly processes the rizz*

nie mingjue not understanding the joke and rolling up his sleeves to beat the everliving shit from jin guangyao for insulting zewu-jun