#I love being rizzfully insane
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Jin Guangyao, swiping a credit card on Lan Xichen's bootycrack: Hello Fine Sir May I Purchase Some Gyat
Nie Mingjue: YOUR CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED FBI OPEN UP
*lan xichen.exe has stopped working*
#mdzs#3zun#xiyao#yes I personally came up with jiggy's pickup line#I love being rizzfully insane#the consequences of my actions may catch up to me soon#or not#nie mingjue#jin guangyao#lan xichen#bad pickup lines#rancid ass rizz#horrified at myself for posting this but here we are pooks#shitposting#MDZS SHITPOSTING
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