#pickupartists

[prettyyygayyy]

Best pick up line ever used on me. What is your favorite?

[littleeyesofpallas]

okay but food for thought...

The millionaire playboy persona as Bruce's cover is old hat, modern era update: Bruce Wayne as an internet manosphere pickupartist.

We all love Bruce but we've flown too close to the sun with continually trying to make him Gotham's golden boy and responsible with his fortune and the last good man trying to save Gotham. It's too suspicious when Bruce and Batman are literally the only things anyone in Gotham trusts. Bruce has to go back to being a distraction and not a hero in his own right.

And while being a flippant rich manwhore may explain why you never got married when it's like the 1940s-80s, it still requires you to be constantly dating random women when you'd rather be out fighting crime. Idiot andrew tate types notoriously never actually get any, in spite of never shutting up about how they've conquered the hookup/dating scene. Bruce Wayne, billionaire trustfund baby who's never been seen actually dating anyone, and is suspiciously in shape for a guy who supposedly doesn't do jack shit with his life, would absolutely dodge all suspicions of being The Batman if was just very obviously a toxic, delusional "inspirational" social media influencer.

which brings me to my next point: new tertiary batfam member (you know the tier that like, Bluebird, and Batwoman, and Batwing are sort of stuck in -not title characters, but also not anyone's main partner/sidekick, just kinda there... in the background.) who starts out as the intern managing Bruce's social media accounts

[eveningclouds]

i'mjust like an alpha male except instead of a grindset pickupartist podcast in the morning i listen to halidonmusic six hours of mozart classical music for brain power, and instead of drinking protein shakes i'm spilling cups of water on the floor

[sinistersinister]

i’m reeeeeally picky about romance (not by choice-- i’ve had a PARADE of hotties recently, one even came to visit!, and i wasn’t romantically interested)(you can’t control your taste and so can’t account for it), so i’m gonna do speed dating. matchmaking is outside my budget.

as soon as i get these bandages off it’s over for the hoes*

*i recently got some skin stuff removed, because i was born with a LOT of moles. however, mystery pickupartist says you have to dress a little weird to grab attention. so i’m thinking of pretending i got a lobotomy to explain the bandaids on my forehead.

[insightsinfo]

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[aubertonus]

Listen up LADIES. If y’all gon talk 2 me, be down to put in the work. I’m sexy af and don’t have time 2 be tossed around 👿👿👿

[jo-se-mi]

Robotop #robocop #desenho #drawing #comic #comicart #peterweller #paulverhoeven #sketch #pickupartist https://www.instagram.com/p/BsgN4N5hemp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1j9nc6rhvpvs5

[rdjavengers-blog1]

Just have a look at how the adorable @robertdowneyjr aged into an amazing hot dork💞😍. Ages like fine wine🍷 . @robertdowneyjr #robertdowneyjr #rdj #tonystark #ironman #amazing #sherlockholmes #peterwright #onlyyou #alexfinch #pickupartist #hankpalmer #thejudge #lovehim #hot #cute #instagood #instalike #instafollow #followers #avengers #avengers4 #avengersendgame #adobe https://www.instagram.com/p/BuYAXgSFiHi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=v7syjs7h1a30

[blogdavybarbutatoue]

Reposted from @victoriavanviolence - Ich hab heute eine Mail inklusive Anfrage eines sogenannten ‚Pick Up Artisten‘ bekommen. Darin ging es darum, dass ich Werbung für sein Pick-up Seminar mache und dafür pro Registrierung 1000€ bekomme. Diese Kurse kosten um die 10.000€. Vor allem geht es dabei darum, Männern zu zeigen, wie man Frauen rumbekommt. Es ist aber weniger ein Flirt-Kurs, eher eine Lehrstunde darin, den Willen einer Frau gekonnt zu brechen. Dabei werden vor allem Manipulationsmethoden angewandt. Schrittweise lernen die Männer, Grenzen zu überschreiten, ein ‚nein‘ nicht zu akzeptieren und Frauen als Objekte anzusehen. Mir war beim Lesen der Website schon schlecht. Danach hab ich mir noch ein paar Videos angeschaut, die einige dieser Pick-up Ekeltypen im Netz posten, um zu demonstrieren, was für tolle Hechte sie sind und wie sie jede Frau in zwei Stunden ins Bett bekommen. Auch ich wurde schon penetriert und belästigt (denn was anderes ist es nicht) und eine wirksame Methode GEGEN diese Masche ist es, einfach mal laut zu werden. I.d.R. hören diese respektlosen Menschen dann auch, was ich von ihnen halte. Wer meine Posts kennt weiß, dass ich nicht ausfallend werden. Aber jetzt muss ich es einfach mal Klartext reden. Jeder Mensch, der versucht den Willen eines anderen zubrechen, wer manipuliert um jemanden zum Sex zu bewegen, ist so ziemlich das Letzte! Meine Abscheu könnte nicht größer sein. Mädels, lasst euch in nichts reinreden. Sollen diesen beschissen Menschen die Penen abfaulen! #pickupartist #sorrynotsorry - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/BsI3uzClpvy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hf7q8zn5t8ty

[eric-sadahire]

I met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to sleep with me... I didn't know whether it was her or the beer talking...

[extinction-force1718]

Rhino rant 1

after watching video of a guy hitting on a girl in retail store and she posted it. Fuck both of them.... They were both arrogant and cocky. That probably was her boyfriend and they staged that. Rule Number 1....Never hit on a woman working in retail or food service. Their nice personality is a mask it's their job. Every girl who is 18 to 29 that works in grocery store thinks every man has a bouquet of flowers in his car for them. Which they do get hit on alot. So be nice to them and go through a male cashier or older woman who don't give a shit. Rule number 2 obviously is wrong to hit on a girl in bar now too... Or that bar tender in Hawaiian shirt will appear and write a on fake receipt to save the day , where he can fuck them. Rule 3 never approach a girl at gym it interrupts her work out. Your not even suppose to look at them. One time at gym I was at cables on one side and on other side a attractive girl came on other side to use them. I didn't look at her or speak. There was a chair I had my water on in behind us. I didn't move it. I finish my triceps routine and get my water. I walk off. I leave her alone completely. A pretty boy walks up to her and I hear him say "at least I'm gentleman enough to move my water. " she just says "yeah" puts her ear plugs back in and gets back to work. Another time (this more of just gym story)there was black headed chick was attractive getting ready to move a bar to squats, I'm closer to her but she ask this older man bout 65 who looked to be a body builder in his youth. She could ask me id moved it and left. I guess she thought since I was younger I'd fucking fall in love like a thirteen year old. Wrong... I had Pussy before I can control myself. Well she ask the old body builder even though I'm closer like I said ....he helps her and stays with her talking her head off and even spotting her and didn't ask. She can't get away from him. Rule 4 Never ever ever ask a stripper out. In the club or if she tells u in public that's her job... Run...run.. Run. If you have to run to a hooker go to her instead but strippers are totally different demon. They will drain your wallet not your balls. Rule 5 apparently you can't ask them in stores if they are customers either. Once I was hanging out with a co-worker we stopped at Walmart and there was a chick I've seen around I wanted to speak to. We were about 30 miles from town we live in. He told me if "I go talk to her that he would leave me there. " He said I couldn't speak to her because I didn't know her. " so I didn't because I'd had to have someone come pick me up. Rule 6 never ask a woman out at a park or lake area where people go or river that has area for social activities. Once I was hanging out this big boy his about 6 ft 5, big guy. We were at river they was a decent crowd there. It was a Saturday at 6 or 7 o'clock... Summer time. There was a group of girls talking on shore.... I say "let's go talk to them. " that motherfucker starts shaking like a leaf saying "no no no" he turns around and runs to the car full blast.

I don't know maybe we should just not talk to each other. I have lost my train of thought... Fuck it. This has turned into a mess. Just don't ask a woman out that you haven't known aleast known since kindergarten and met her parents.

Maybe we should wear sunglasses and tape our mouths shut in public. Maybe I'm just fucked in the head.

[insightsinfo]

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[artoftheplayboy]

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[austen-summers]

Trippy AF ❀ A night out can be as crazy as a trip on shrooms. As an experienced psychonaut (one who explores consciousness with meditation and psychedelics) I can say that with certainty. ❀ The rush, the pushing through boundaries, the romance, the rejections, the hilarity—it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will launch you into a psychedelic state. ❀ The people who stay in game long-term, do it because they LOVE it. ❀ If you want to be one of this 1% of people who make massive changes in themselves, you have to learn to love these ups and downs of game, find the humor in rejection, enjoy the process, and keep plodding forward with an optimistic attitude. ❀ That 100% belief that you will improve and break through will keep you going. ❀ Being jaded is almost like being dead. Like, oh my god, nothing impresses you because you feel like you’ve seen it all before, and you go through life with basically dark lens on, the curtains closed, no light gets in, no rhapsody gets in, and that’s death. ❀ So if you’re advanced, focus on squeezing the enjoyment out of game and if you’re a beginner, you’ll have some work to do before you can experience game this richly, so strap yourself in for one hell of a ride. ❀ #woahdude #trippyart #trippingballs #enjoytheride #enjoytheprocess #nightgame #pickupartist #jaded #perchla #pulling ❀ ☟ Tag your smartest friend ☟ (at Rooftop Bar At Perch)

[diaoman2]

Pickup artists be like... ... ... ... ... ... #pickupartist #datingcoach #dontholla #uphillbattle #masculineframe https://www.instagram.com/p/CEs3X_dAQ7-/?igshid=xls7dw8su2y1

[eric-sadahire]

I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death