#confusing

[reality-detective]

George Carlin: People of color 🤔

[spaciebabie]

okay i kind of want him

[vexwerewolf]

I saw something absolutely bizarre while cycling and I can't be sure I didn't fully just hallucinate it.

So I was pulling up to a main road after coming off a bike path, and near the junction there was this dude in a black hoodie that had a black-and-white photograph of a face on it. I realised, with some amount of bewilderment, that it was his face, and he was kinda doing the Dreamworks smirk.

And when he saw me staring at it, he looked at me and did the exact same expression with his real face.

I was fucking dissociating the rest of my bike ride, man.

[tthesongofachilless]

what parallell universe are we in if Carlos and Oscar are LAYING ON THE PRESS CONFERENCE COUCH TOGETHER AND BEING ALL GIGGLY WITH EACH OTHER

[yanderismo]

I need to get this out. Okay (plus I'm using the translator. Sorry for any English mistakes! Or something confused😭)

Imagine a platonic yandere Leon Kennedy RE2 x Reader young zombie. (although that idea doesn't exactly sound yandere)

Reader was abandoned by her parents when the virus devastated the city, abandoned to become another one of those zombies. And well, she became a zombie, but a different zombie, she still has a human mind and can still reason (let's assume her appearance still looks like a human, that makes things easier).

When Reader found Leon, she was still bitter and sad about being abandoned. And of course, after Leon noticed the presence of a teenager, he would try to take her with him, after all the city is very dangerous for a young girl! (As far as Leon knows, the reader is human)

It was sad, because a stranger (Leon) is more worried about her than her parents ever were. Because of Leon's heart, he convinced Reader to try to survive together.

The fact that the reader is a zombie makes everything easier for Leon. Is there somewhere Leon needs to go but it's infested with zombies? No problem, the reader can do this for him, or even serve as a distraction, the other zombies won't attack her. The reader's ease in doing this makes Leon worried and suspicious of her. But let's assume that at this point the two have grown attached to each other and he lets it go (for now).

Additional: Reader literally growls when he sees Ada too close to Leon. Like, what are you bicht doing to the only person who cares about me grrrrr.

Fun addition: Ada also becomes a platonic Yandere for Reader

Too lazy to elaborate, but the ending is basically the Reader not wanting to leave town because it would probably become an experiment for the government, she was scared. And Leon insisting that he will protect her at all costs, that he will not abandon her regardless of what happens. And this moves Reader, the atmosphere is so anguished and fluffy. (This idea is much better in my head)

And Claire with Sherry by her side, it's like Leon: Oh, you adopted a child too?

Leon: Huh? what??

Reader with an extremely sad face like *I was abandoned by my parents*

Leon immediately corrected himself: Yes, I adopted her.

This is how I see Leon and Reader when they are together: font Google lol

[milli-moi]

Marvel Comics’ ‘Death’

As any good fanfic writer does (or would like to do if they had the time or maybe even doesn’t like to do, no shade here) I wanted to do some more research on my characters when writing stuff. I knew that the Comics version of Death was going to be very different from the MCU version but we know so little about the MCU version so far that I thought I’d look for some hints.

I think I’ve been left with more questions than answers.

(Seriously, does anyone know how all the different high powered things work? How the heck can the Watcher exist alongside Infinity, Eternity and Death, and then there are the celestials and the Eternals and I am just so confused…)

I had thoughts while looking at all of this and I thought I’d break it down with you guys incase anyone wants to be confused/fancies a laugh. This is all from the Marvel Fandom page.

So in other words Death looks like nothing and everything… great

Alive; formerly deceased is the best descriptor ever.

Abruptly followed by occupation as a drug store employee 🤣🤣

Cool. And/or sibling…?

Sorry Thanos, don’t think you’ve got the right equipment there to ‘satisfy’ Death. I had to, I’m sorry (not really)

Ok so this is the opposite of the MCU version, comics Death can do whatever she wants with dead people - get your heads out the gutter!

This however is similar to the MCU version, becoming human to understand humanity. I don’t think she is fully human in the MCU either though.

Energies merged is a great way to say that… Rot and Nicholas, they work great as a sibling pair don’t they? 🤣🤣

Dude. You are all not winning here. I’m totally picturing her sitting all these men down, ‘so, there’s this witch…’

Ok, this makes sense, I’ll allow it

And then we are back to Death can do whatever the f*** she wants

The powers we end with make sense, - they aren’t going to add cause I’ve reached the limit for photos but they are basically ability to control anything they want to although often they don’t due to the risks of making a big mess, and their ability to appear in a way most soothing to someone as they die.

Most of this can be worked with, but the whole cosmic entities list being a mile long is migraine inducing as are the apparent lack of rules.

[laiamadej]

I love to think that whenever they trained they will kiss e/o as a sorry for hitting too hard or something lmao, or they just kiss because they want to🤷🏻‍♀️ also raiden would zapped kung lao real hard for funsie tho lmao

[shadowisabean]

Confused... 🤔🐶

[anonymousieee]

y’all… i don’t have anything to rant about THIS IS WILD

[inlovewithmyhyperfixations]

yall this is an EMERGENCY

GUYS IM SO CONFUSED

IS IT POSSIBLE TO JUST REALLY LIKE BEING AROUND SOMEONE

LIKE, THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND SHIT

BUT IT'S PLATONIC??

LIKE, YEAH YOU THINK ABOUT THEM A LOT

AND YOU CARE FOR THEM

AND WANT TO BE AROUND THEM A LOT

BUT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE THEM OR DO COUPLE-Y THINGS??

IS THERE A WORD FOR THAT OR AM I JUST WEIRD??

HELP 😭😭😭😭

(tagging people to get ANSWERS)

@kitkat-moon @allonsy-moony @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint @stardustwaterfalls @heresmyhyperfixations @janeiscompletelyfine @alwayssirius09 @percyweasleyapologist @actuallyregulusblack @wisegirl42 @yesiamprocrastinating

[theshinazugawaslut]

about silco's hair length – him drowning and the bridge fight didn’t happen on the same day. vander wouldn’t be picking up the girls and trying to kill silco at the same time. plus, there’s a long way from the bridge to the river shore where they fought. just my two cents!

First of all, thank you!

Second of all, that both makes sense to me then doesn't? Since, like, Vander attacks Silco because he blames him for Felicia and Connel's death, so it would make sense that it happened on the day Vander took in the girls BUT the cinematography/settings/style of the characters of the two respective scenes (Vander trying to kill Silco + Vander finding the girls) is entirely different (e.g. the sky and colouring being different in both scenes).

Also, does anybody know why Vi and Powder didn't know Silco beforehand? That just doesn't make sense to me. I think the Arcane writers kind of messed up by making it that Silco knew Felicia beforehand.

[rvspecter]

why is tanner talking to harvey like he's a little girl

also delicate sensibilities!?!?!?

[dokidokidraft]

“Oh so you kin bakugo bc you have a short temper?”

no mf I was told I could do anything at the age of 5 and that lead to pure pressure and eventually I just burnt out and now everyone hates me. Anger issues are only a minor part of that.

I need to be loud to get attention, literally any spark of attention and I’m clingiest bitch around but once I get too much attention it becomes uncomfortable and I need to push everyone away.

Being mean to people because they get too close. What if they leave? What if they hate me? It’s better this way than having THEM push ME away

My parents fight all the time, and truth be told that’s made me inclined to fight people too. It’s a cycle. I know these are bad habits but it’s just hard. On the other side of that I am also deeply in love with izuku to no end. He’s the loml the feelings are real

katsuki is just like that sometimes ig

[wh01s-isabela]

EDDSWORLD DRABBLE

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(I'm dyslexic and a MASSIVE stutterer, english is not my first language and I'm full of shit so be warned)

(It's nothing freaky tho, relax yo ass bro)

Okie but HEAR ME OUT

Yunno Tom's parents?

So, in my a̶u̶t̶i̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ head I see Tom's dad (the 🍍) being called Philip (It just fits shut up) and his mom (the 🎳) being called Bethany.

✨LOGICS✨

(But I saw and artist the apparently calls Tom's mom Bethany too so I'm not crazy-)

Also,

I have a headcanon that when his parents died, his guard was passed to his aunt or smth (specifically 🍍's sister)

BECAUSE,

I think that she would be a Red Spanish Pineapple (I'm delulu)

And her name would be Anna

Because if I'm not mistaken, those are called Ananas in France I guess 🧐 ✨LOGICS again✨

(I'm not a trustworthy font)

So yeah basically I just wanted to spit it out

If someone sees this I mean

But if someone do, I would like to hear your thoughts 🫵🫵 on Tom's family

Or anything eddsworld related crazy bullshit you need to shout to the world

Okay das it AaaaaaAAAAAAAA *disappears from time space*

[sisilovespink]

why do guys think it's funny to show their dicks off in the middle of class????