#pickle goldfish

[misery-sandwich]

pickle flavored chips and stuff are so underrated and idk why cause they’re actually so fire

[planetsallalign]

Did I drive to 3 separate stores while out doing errands just to look for the spicy dill pickle Goldfish? Yes I did. No luck yet but hopefully soon I’ll find them.

[sashiavi]

I'm realising that I do not know how college works - rAndom it's always so jarring when I read a fic and it's like "they're back from college" like over a break

The concept is very foreign to me-

I live with parents and travel 1 hour via train to uni and come back after my classes

Also the Universities are all in the same area? And none are really viewed as better or 'prestigious' but sometimes differ in recourses and experiences? They also cost basically the same and all take interest free student loans for tuition

Sorry for that rANT? Thought vomit? Anyway I like college fics or highschool fics cause they're all usually based on the ✨️american experience✨️

Also did you know I tried a jolly rancher for the first time and it was yum

[angelxmachinery]

the top is a redraw of the bottom one and im actually rlly happy with my progress surprisingly??

[fatalroadie00]

Roadie Snacks Limited Edition Spicy Dill Pickle Goldfish

[squeakyducky]

One headcanon for each OM! Cast

Lucifer

Sometimes absentmindedly hums along with the cursed record as it plays. MC caught him on the act and he swore them to secrecy.

Mammon

Owned a goldfish like Levi. He named it "nugget". But he only got to raise it for one day because his crows thought it was food and ate it.

Leviathan

Once listened to vocaloid songs and has already fallen down the rabbit hole. His favourite is Miku. Classic.

Satan

He's a hardcore fan of Sherlock Holmes, has finished all the novels, TV series and everything. He sometimes calls MC his Watson.

Asmodeus

Hates washing dishes with a passion because it always ruins his newly-painted nails. He always tries to persuade one of his brothers to switch with him.

Beelzebub

He never had the torture pleasure of watching mukbang eating videos because it triggered his tantrums once and blew up half of the HOL.

Belphie

He can't fall asleep comfortably if he's not hugging something, be it a pillow or MC. And he always drapes his leg over whoever he's sleeping with.

Diavolo

Thinks 5-minutes crafts videos are legit and he always tries to follow their ideas. Barbatos is so tired of it. Please save him.

Barbatos

Accidentally destroyed half of the castle trying to chase a rat down. He repaired everything in just a day because it's Barbatos.

Solomon

Tried to work in a hospital but instead got charged with food poisoning and attempted murder, the news spread worldwide and he was banned from every hospital in the human world.

Simeon

Uses Pinterest whenever he feels uninspired or feels stuck in the middle of writing a book. It was easier to use than other platforms for him because there were only pictures.

Luke

Watched My Little Pony and thought it was a good show. Only Simeon knows of this because he was too embarrassed to talk about it to others. His favourite is fluttershy.

Raphael

Got a wild idea to add pickles to the ice cream at 3am and it has become his new favourite food ever since. Even better when Solomon makes it for him.

Thirteen

Always makes sure to has some traps laying somewhere whenever she and MC are hanging out because someone Mammon always tries to interrupt their date.

Mephistopheles

He used to be a theatre kid and he is still one. Secretly. He thinks he's being slick but he's not. Literally everyone knows.

MC

They once tried to drink motor oil thinking it was beer. The situation shortened the brother's lifespan by a hundred years.

[sporesgalaxy]

goldfish anthro but I get extremely silly with it

his name is Pickles :)

[howlingday]

Jaune: Sanity check. We're all seeing fine, right? No pickles, or goldfish, or bowling pins?

Pyrrha: Oddly specific, but no. I'm fine.

Nora: All I see is a bunch of dopes lost in the woods.

Jaune: ...Ren?

Ren: (Seeing Jaune as a tall bowling pin, Pyrrha as a goldfish, and Nora as a pickle)

Ren: Yeah, I'm good.

[yum-bugs]

Some (more) agere snack ideas!

Sweet - Cookies, pudding/jello cups, caramel popcorn, fruits, brownies, Lil Debbie/Hostess snacks, Rice Krispies Treats, dry cereal, cereal/granola bars, muffins/cupcakes, candy/chocolate

Salty - Chips, crackers, pretzels, popcorn, nuts, Funyuns, Fritos, veggie straws, trail mix, beef jerky

Cheesy - Nachos, Cheetos/Cheese puffs, Cheez Its/Cheez It Snap'd, cheese & crackers, Goldfish crackers, Ritz cheese crispers/Ritz bits/Ritz toasted chips, Munchies cheese mix/cheddar Chex mix, Combos

Spicy - Takis, flamin' hot Cheetos, watermelon/mango w/ tajín seasoning, buffalo wing flavored Snyder's pretzels, Frank's red hot Goldfish crackers, Hot & Spicy popcorn, flamin' hot Munchies snack mix, spicy nacho Doritos

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Cold - Ice cream/milkshake, popsicle, smoothie, cold chocolate/candy, smoothie, yogurt, refrigerated Fruit Rollup/Gushers, cereal (with milk), pickles/olives, string cheese, Lunchables

Hot & Savory/Salty - Tater tots/french fries, pizza rolls/bagels, soft pretzel, bagel/toast, grilled cheese, mac & cheese cups/bites, jalapeño poppers, mozzarella sticks

Hot & Sweet - Toaster Strudel, PopTart, waffle, french toast sticks, s'mores, cinnamon rolls, hot chocolate

[jaegersmoon]

is there any fun facts/ headcanons you’d like to share abt jean that you don’t necessarily plan on writing into ob???

these are mainly kid ones:

✩ when he was really young he said his f’s as s’s so instead of “goldfish” he would say “goldsis” ask him about it and he gets embarrassed “no i didn’t” “mom stop telling everybody that”

✩ believed in santa until he was 10 tried to play it off like he always knew when he found out , he also denies this

✩ his junior year he backed into his dads car one morning on his way to school when it was raining and left without saying anything only to ditch class and come back home to confess bc he felt so guilty

✩ has a vertical scar on the front of his right upper thigh about midway from falling off a skateboard when one of his childhood friends was trying to teach him tricks at a local park he had to get ten stitches … he also got a concussion due to lack of helmet marco told him: “i told you so” because he did and ofc jean didn’t listen

✩ he has always hated strawberries but he loves strawberry ice cream

✩ avid pickle hater

✩ since marco died his sleep schedule is absolutely shot to the point where he considers 4 hours a good nights sleep + many times it will take place in intervals

✩ jean started drawing (or trying to) the moment he learned how to properly hold a pen (4 years old) but even when he only had a palmer’s grasp he would constantly be scribbling. if they were doing any form of art projects at school he was the only one still interested when all his other classmates attention had shifted.

✩ when he was six, he got bored of drawing on paper so he drew on his one of the walls of his parents house when they were cooking dinner. they were livid but that was how they first recognized his true talent

✩ jean is a huge softie for animals. before they got scout, they had another golden retriever named clover. she got out of their house when he was at a baseball game and was hit by a car. he cried everyday for two months after she passed. he will get a huge strain in his throat if he sees pictures of her to this day, has to fight not to tear up

✩ every year for christmas he gets his mom a pair of lace gloves this tradition started when he was young (this will be elaborated on later)

[trivialbob]

Someone tagged me the other day and mentioned this flavor of Goldfish crackers. (I'm sorry, I can't remember who did that.)

This afternoon I went to Target. There wasn't a single crying child! But the Target is in a city that, starting July 1, will force retailers to charge $0.05 per bag. Stores keep the bag fees, but are encouraged to use them for virtue signalling:

The bag fee is charged and kept by the business. Businesses can choose how to use the fees collected, but are encouraged to use the fees to recover costs for communications materials about their bag policy and other sustainability initiatives. Businesses will be required to annually report the number of bags and total fees collected.

OK, back to my shopping. In the cracker aisle I looked for the pizza flavored Goldfish crackers. None were to be seen. Not a big surprise.

There was an Alfred E. Neuman-like gap on the bottom shelf. I got down on my hands and knees to see if I might find a stray bag of my favorite flavor.

No luck. But there were two bags of the spicy dill pickle Goldfish crackers hiding way back there. I like pickles and spicy things. I also had been thinking of these since I'd been tagged in a Tumblr post.

I like the taste enough that I'd buy a bag of this flavor about twice a year. The flavoring is a sprayed-on dust. To me it concentrates the flavor. They don't have the rich, evenly distributed, baked-in flavor inherent in the pizza Goldfish.

That flavoring dust means you get Cheetos fingers eating these 'fish, so have a paper towel handy. It's not bright orange, but you do feel it on your digits.

[astroboots]

The moon knight system leaving random love letters for their s/o when they're out on missions.

And they're so poetic and make you feel like melting bc of how sweet the letters are

Im sorry i just cant get over this

Me reading this!!!!

That's so beautiful. Can you just imagine waking up in the morning when Marc's told you the night before they're gonna be gone for a mission for a while?

The note he leaves you on his pillow is in the typical Marc fashion. Grumpy, curt and short, telling you he'd packed you a lunch to take to work (because he knows you hate the M&S sandwich deals and have on occasion just skipped lunch altogether during busy periods) . He leaves a garish looking lunchbox, like it was made for elementary kids with cartoon fish decorating it and on the fish tank, next to it, there's a post it note in Marc's handwriting and all it says is: "Needs Refrigerator. Do not leave out!"

You're the envy of all your co-workers when you open it at work. Because fuck it's the most delicious packed lunch you've ever tasted.

A perfectly cut sandwhich, no crust. It's stuffed with deep fried katsu (how did he even make that in the middle of the night without waking you up?!). A mini charcuterie deal on the side with rolled up salami, parma ham, neatly cut cheese and pickles inside. The adorable grump has even made you a little fruit cup with strawberries, cut apples and kiwis.

You scarf down your lunch, when you notice there's a letter folded inside the napkin. The handwriting is too messy to be from Marc.

"Marc wouldn't really let me help, said I'd burn down the kitchen, but I wanted to send you off with something special" and on the other side, in his handwriting is an excerpt from his favourite poet and a cute doodle of a goldfish with hearts that makes your heart melt.

ASK ME ANYTHING

[tianababyyy]

WIEAD MAY 8, 2024

brekkie :

my coffee - 25kcal

diet pepsi - 0kcal

lunch :

2 sugar free jello cups - 10kcal

1oz mozzarella cheese - 80kcal

dinner :

cheddar broccoli soup - 180kcal

6 pickles - 6kcal

25 goldfish crackers - 70kcal

sugar free pudding cup - 60kcal

total : 431kcal

burned : 403kcal

net total : 28kcal

I wasn’t going to eat today but my mom made me :( gonna drink fast tomorrow.

xoxo, Tiana

[greenerteacups]

Hi GT, I have a confession to make: I read all of the Harry Potter books and didn't like them, to the point that I cannot remember anything from canon. But reading your fic feels like I am getting to experience the magic everyone else felt when they read the OG series, so thank you for that!

I wanted to say that I especially appreciate your treatment of the female characters. Obviously you are getting rid of the weird misogyny and competitiveness of the books in regard to Hermione, Fleur, Molly, etc (I especially love your Molly, and the respect she gets from the other Order members is delightful) but I really appreciate it when it comes to the "reminiscing" parts of the story. It always bothered the hell out of me that Lily seems to have nobody who really remembers her? Like she was clever and pretty and nice and yet all anybody talks about is how cool James is and he has all these bros who would die for him while Lily had ... No friends? Apparently? Anyway sorry this is so long but I really really really appreciated that Molly, Lupin, Sirius, etc. don't just forget about her in your version, and talk her up to Harry as much as they do his dad.

This is a really incredible compliment. Thank you! It makes me incredibly happy to hear you're having that experience. It was one of the foundational moments of my childhood, and to share it with someone else is a magical privilege.

Lily is so dear to me, even though the source gives us rather little about her. I think it's a great shame that Harry in canon grows up mostly around his father's former friends, who happened to survive the war, whereas Lily's friends (we imagine probably the Gryffindor girls, so... Marlene, Dorcas, etc.?) are all dead or missing when the story starts. There's something grotesquely tragic about that, upon reflection: Harry is robbed of knowledge of his mother because of how the war destroyed her living memory. It's such an insidious remark on what death takes away — not just one life, but the memories and love that the life represented.

I was endlessly inspired by that one throwaway remark Lupin makes about being friends with Lily. It's really odd, in the context of Lupin's setup as a Marauder, that when he finally gets a one-on-one with Harry about his parents, his first move isn't to talk about James, but Lily. (Of course, this is on the heels of a comment about Lily's eyes, but like — Harry is said by many people to look like James, and if Lupin was James's friend first, shouldn't that have been the thing that struck him? Wouldn't it be "you so resemble your father, one of my dearest friends on this earth"?) And what was that kindness Lily showed to Remus? Especially since James literally altered his own biochemistry and risked his life in order to support him on full moons? I'm not saying Lily wasn't a true friend to Remus, but like — that's kind of a hard gesture to top, Lils!!

Between that and the goldfish story with Slughorn, Lily gets a phantom characterization as this intensely selfless, giving person. Problem being: that's not a personality, that's a character value. And we don't talk about people we miss that way! We don't go "damn, I'm missing my friend Lily, a noble heart capable of great kindness," we go "oh damn, Lily would have loved that joke," or "those were her favorite kind of pickles," or "I bet she'd have hated that guy." It's the ephemera of knowing someone that we use to feed their memory, and it's that ephemera Harry will never get.

[kiwifrowner]

what should i do? shall i cut your three fingers or use the lying fork to eat the clementine? i was mixing pickles along with my indian gradmother, she tells me you never know taste of the food you make from your own mouth, let spark in eyes of others tell you the story. inside a gothic fiction I'm sitting on my husband's lap, his eyes gone bleak, same color tastes same, so i poke my fingers in his eyes/ i was sure pickle was made well when his eyes bled.

hunger

/ˈhʌŋɡə/

noun

• a feeling of dangerous ulterior motive. "I tell you, hunger is not a political joke"

you must be terrified of one's hunger. i have heard wolfspiders eat their own babies, because i know a poor mother shall chop her organs if her kid asked what is for dinner. my heart sweetie, my heart/ so shall she serve it on the plate and push it towards you. a boy i liked learned his first word as love and the very next word he spelled was desire and so when he learnt the third word he stopped. he had a picture book in his hand, a knife drawn along every sharp object existed. every lover of mine left one finger or toe before they leave, and i'm sick of refrigerator that looks like some experimental laboratory having preservatives of body parts and i'm sick of having one or two fingers pressed against my bread with spilling mustard sauce for breakfast just because i cannot afford a full liver because no one has found me worthy enough to have left a complete organ behind, it is always one finger or a toe. because brutality can taste of sugar when you are in wrong love, the heros in me are the villains about me. you should know the generations of howling, the generations of abandonment, the generations of grief i had to pet, made god cry.

once again inside of a gothic fiction, i am a taurus so my upbringing is to be a labour of rage and shame, my husband should be a leo for he has wolfsbane spine bone. our bedroom is slaughter corner of the house, him and i look in the Mirror of Erised, he licks my neck i feel a graze of bullet on my skin he continues, for years now i grew icicles from scalp instead of hair it scraped his clavicle. i sniff like shark does to blood, like a goldfish has been wounded a mile ago in ocean. like i can smell food. like i have to kill. like i have been hungry all my life.

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— muffinsincoffin, "once again inside of a gothic fiction"

[my-plastic-life]

Japanese Summer Festival, part 1

(PART 1 due to a limit on number of photos per post)

Wow, more than a month since my last post! I'm slacking! But I have a good excuse - I was working on a HUGE project. This is my biggest scene to date. It's so large it won't fit in my usual diorama cube box. This was on my coffee table, and for an example of scale, that table measures 48" wide by 26" deep. And it was all covered LOL

It's still technically summer, and in Japan, summer festivals are a very popular pastime. I've wanted to create an actual festival scene for a while, and I finally took the plunge this year. My husband used his Glow Forge to create the little food stalls, and I created the rest. The awnings, booth covers, prices, signs, posters, floor, walls, etc. are all made by me. I also painted the silver on the booths. They're technically still a bit under scale compared to real life stalls, but I was basing my measurements off actual props I had, most of which are Re-Ment. There are even a few Re-Ment festival sets, so I had to use those! And next year I plan to add even more stalls - but I'll have to alternate what's on display since I think I'm at my limit of what will fit on that table LOL.

So here we go, a 1/6 scale Japanese summer festival! We've got lots of food street stalls (yotai) and a few popular games, and all the girls are wearing kimonos (a popular tradition).

Looking down the street toward the stairs leading to more fun (through a real torii gate!):

Overview:

Looking down the street toward the shrine:

Cold drinks are important to beat the heat!

Miwa is watching Kiku try her hand at yo-yo fishing:

Kiku is yo-yo fishing. In this game, you're meant to use a hook attached to a paper rope to pick up a water balloon. The balloons are filled with air and water, and they're called yo-yos because of the bouncing effect they have. This game can be difficult due to the rope being made of paper and the balloons are in the water.

Miwa has a popular snack - a tornado potato - along with the popular Ramune drink:

She got one! Any balloons that you successfully pick up with the hook can be kept.

Goldfish scooping. This game requires you to use a small wand called a poi to try to catch goldfish. The poi's net is made of paper, which makes the game tricky because of the water. The game is over once the paper in the poi breaks. However, people will often get to take one of each fish home after trying even if they don't actually catch them.

Aika is watching the goldfish scooping game, carrying a bag of cotton candy:

Superball fishing. This game is like the goldfish scooping game, only the prize is super balls. I made these little tubs myself. The Re-Ment sets had the yo-yo fishing and goldfish scooping, but no superballs. So I took the measurements of those tubs, used TinkerCAD to create two boxes made to the same size, and 3D printed them. I then used some of the Miniverse resin (the recalled stuff, lol) to fill the tubs in layers, and I used beads without holes (they exist!) to make the super balls. I'm very pleased with how they turned out!

Takoyaki stand. Takoyaki is a bite-sized, ball-shaped dumpling made from batter and grilled, then filled with octopus, tempura, pickled ginger, and green onion:

A definite favorite in the summer - the shaved ice stand (kakigori). Similar to shaved ice in the U.S., with the Japanese variant, blocks of ice are shaved into fine flakes using special machines, then topped with flavorings like strawberry or melon syrup, sweet matcha (strong green tea) sauce, sweetened beans, or condensed milk.

Fuka got a variety of flavors on her kakigori! Yum! Meanwhile, Lycee is preparing to make some more - she'll use the little machine to grind that block of ice to shave it down into edible pieces:

Look closely at the lady below in the blue kimono and you'll see that she's tucked in a traditional uchiwa (hand fan) into the obi (belt) of her kimono. These fans are a must for summer festivals to help beat the heat, as well as add a more traditional look to the yukata (kimono).

Choco banana and candy apple stand. These treats are also popular - they're your traditional candy apple on a stick, and also chocolate-covered bananas on a stick covered in sprinkles.

Cotton candy stand. Another popular treat for festival-goers of all ages. The container on the counter features fortune sticks inside, and you're meant to reach in and pull one out. You then tell the miko (shrine priestess) what fortune you got on the stick, and she will give you a paper that explains your fortune.

Japanese cotton candy bags frequently feature popular anime or pop culture characters on them. I made these bags by using small jewelry bags, cutting off the Ziploc sealer, placing cotton balls inside (almost all festival cotton candy I've seen has been white), then sized down pictures of characters, printed them out on clear sticker paper, and stuck them on the bags. I'm very pleased with how they turned out!