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Since this was mentioned a lot on my last post: shy, submissive monster with a dominant, assertive human.
[More monster doodles]
#doodle#meme#he asked for no pickles#monster x reader#monster x human#monster fucker#monster boyfriend#terato#teratophillia
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HAPPY MEAL- You take a bite of your burger, but something is wrong. The horrible tang of vinegar taints every micrometer of the patty.
COMPOSURE [Easy: Success]- You manage to fight down the urge to spit the half-chewed sludge into your napkin, and instead force yourself to swallow like a normal human being. As calmly as possible, you lift the bun off the burger to peer beneath.
HAPPY MEAL- As you suspected. Pickles.
AUTHORITY- You should demand a refund. Or a new burger. Or BOTH. You TOLD them you didn't like the nasty things.
YOU- Yes. Get up. Go give the cashier a piece of your mind.
AUTHORITY [Trivial: Failure]- Oh, God, the cashier. You can't do it. The moment you look toward the counter, your legs lock up and your mouth goes dry. The thought of actually confronting your fellow hard-working proletariat with some kind of mistake—let ALONE demanding MONEY from them like some kind of penny-pinching CAPITALIST—makes you feel sicker than that pickle did.
[MORALE -1]
KIM KITSURAGI- "Something the matter, Detective?" The Lieutenant has been following your eyes, from the dissected burger to the cashier.
YOU- "No. It's fine."
COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure]- Your voice cracks slightly as you answer.
KIM KITSURAGI- The Lieutenant sighs and stands up.
EMPATHY [Heroic: Success]- He's not mad at you. It's a sigh of pity.
VOLITION [Godly: Failure]- Oh, GOD, that's worse, somehow. You feel a stabbing pain in your chest as you curl forward over the table.
[MORALE -1]
KIM KITSURAGI- At the counter, the Lieutenant clears his throat to get the cashier's attention, then gestures back to you. "Excuse me. He asked for no pickles."
[MORALE CRITICAL]
#is this even relevant anymore#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#he asked for no pickles#title: harry du bois dies in a mcdonalds#1k
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I love the aftg main trio because it’s like the butcher of Baltimore’s son who has managed to make it out alive, an actual fucking guard dog in human form, and national sensation exy star Kevin day. It has real “I am here for yakuza negotiations. I have brought my body guard boyfriend, and also celebrity Kevin day is here. He wouldn’t stop crying when we tried to leave.”
#he asked for no pickles#x2#and international sensation and exy star kevin day#andriel#andrew minyard#kevin day#neil josten
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TAKE THOSE PICKLES OUT!
#Donald Duck#Daisy Duck#Donsy#Ducktales#Disney#Duckverse#My Art#Meme#HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES#HER BABY GIRL SAID NO PICKLES!
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back to back on my X timeline is crazy - love them
#house of the dragon#he asked for no pickles#hotd#jacaerys targaryen#jacaerys velaryon#baela targaryen#baela velaryon#baela the brave#hotd x reader#he is the wife#she is the husband#a true switch couple
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bill cipher doodles i did at work :))
#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#billford#bill absolutely asks for the manager at places#he’s a certified karen#he asked for no pickles#type beat
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this is the time I figured out how to draw feet fur
#artists on tumblr#art#my art#lotr#lord of the rings#lotr frodo#frodo baggins#samfrodo#sam gamgee#frodo x sam#he asked for no pickles#lotr samwise#lotr fanart#lotr art#hobbitses#hobbits#samwise gamgee#sam x frodo#sam and frodo#frodo/sam#frodo and sam#frodo lotr#sam/frodo#samfro#frosam#frowise
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They’re such a wonderful dynamic of super violent goobers-
#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel lute#adam x lute#guitarspear#guardrock#hazbin hotel art#hazbin hotel fandom#my art#artists on tumblr#digitalart#procreate#he asked for no pickles#fanart#hellaverse
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This image wouldn't leave my mind so I had to make it 😩🙏🥒
#smosh#smosh pit#smosh games#courtney miller#shayne topp#brianna boho#the chosen#smosh the chosen#meme#smosh meme#he asked for no pickles#digital art#digital sketch#i shipt it ngl#i can't explain how funny this is to me or why
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first time drawing them so probably not accurate like at all but!!!
#the boys#annie january#starlight#starlight the boys#hughie campbell#the boys hughie#what’s their ship name#😭😭#starbell#the boys 2019#billy butcher#homelander#he asked for no pickles#my art
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König can be a little shy when it comes to civilian matters. That’s why he has you.
#doodle#he asked for no pickles#könig#könig cod#könig call of duty#konig x you#cod fanart#konig fanart
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A true story @pokemon-ash-aus
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POV- You're a Big Belly Burgers Employee that Messed up an Order
#my adventures with superman#my adventures with supergirl#fanart#superheroes#dc superman#superman#jimmy olsen#kara zor-el#maws season 2#jimmy kara#supergirl#burgers#he asked for no pickles#karolsen#is that the ship name?#we can do better#Phoenix shipping#olsen's flamebird#kara flamebird#sunshine bird?#I'm just spitballing here#kara x jimmy#kara zol el?#more like#KAREN ZOR-EL!#I made my self laugh and that's all that matters#Jimmy#that poor cashier#They didn't even make the food#but they're catching heat for it
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Pokemon Scarlet/Violet DLC art! Yayyy!
I love these 2 so much ;w;
This was pretty much their dynamic in the Teal Mask-
Now that this is done I can work on that AU I'm sitting on when I have crumbs of time. :3
#my art#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon scarvi#pokemon scarlet dlc#pokemon sv#pokemon scarvio#pokemon kieran#rival kieran#Kieran#pokemon carmine#trainer carmine#rival carmine#Carmine#trainer kieran#he asked for no pickles#funny#siblings#i love them sm#They my friends :D
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Excuse me! He asked for no pickles
Don't worry about where the boxes came from 😘💙💚
#dorian's charisma may be 16 and a prince but he's still an anxious boy#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#cr3#cr c3#bells hells#bell's hells#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#dorym#dorian x orym#orym x dorian#he asked for no pickles#reusing a meme i did for laudmoore because having orym stand on boxes for it was too funny to not do#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme
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Ex-cuh-USE ME
#murder drones#vizzy#md lizzy#murder drones lizzy#v x lizzy#pink lemonade#md v#murder drones v#serial designation v#md#pastels art tag#he asked for no pickles
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