#he asked for no pickles

[plaguedsoulrealism]

Have a shitpost doodle of Mr. Huge face and my OC Mr. Radiant

[ozzgin]

Since this was mentioned a lot on my last post: shy, submissive monster with a dominant, assertive human.

[More monster doodles]

[theribthatgrewback]

HAPPY MEAL- You take a bite of your burger, but something is wrong. The horrible tang of vinegar taints every micrometer of the patty.

COMPOSURE [Easy: Success]- You manage to fight down the urge to spit the half-chewed sludge into your napkin, and instead force yourself to swallow like a normal human being. As calmly as possible, you lift the bun off the burger to peer beneath.

HAPPY MEAL- As you suspected. Pickles.

AUTHORITY- You should demand a refund. Or a new burger. Or BOTH. You TOLD them you didn't like the nasty things.

YOU- Yes. Get up. Go give the cashier a piece of your mind.

AUTHORITY [Trivial: Failure]- Oh, God, the cashier. You can't do it. The moment you look toward the counter, your legs lock up and your mouth goes dry. The thought of actually confronting your fellow hard-working proletariat with some kind of mistake—let ALONE demanding MONEY from them like some kind of penny-pinching CAPITALIST—makes you feel sicker than that pickle did.

[MORALE -1]

KIM KITSURAGI- "Something the matter, Detective?" The Lieutenant has been following your eyes, from the dissected burger to the cashier.

YOU- "No. It's fine."

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure]- Your voice cracks slightly as you answer.

KIM KITSURAGI- The Lieutenant sighs and stands up.

EMPATHY [Heroic: Success]- He's not mad at you. It's a sigh of pity.

VOLITION [Godly: Failure]- Oh, GOD, that's worse, somehow. You feel a stabbing pain in your chest as you curl forward over the table.

[MORALE -1]

KIM KITSURAGI- At the counter, the Lieutenant clears his throat to get the cashier's attention, then gestures back to you. "Excuse me. He asked for no pickles."

[MORALE CRITICAL]

[theartistichuman]

I love the aftg main trio because it’s like the butcher of Baltimore’s son who has managed to make it out alive, an actual fucking guard dog in human form, and national sensation exy star Kevin day. It has real “I am here for yakuza negotiations. I have brought my body guard boyfriend, and also celebrity Kevin day is here. He wouldn’t stop crying when we tried to leave.”

[diogxnxs]

TAKE THOSE PICKLES OUT!

[tibotbeepboop]

UNDERATED TRANS DUO!!!!!!

[krysoslov]

this is the time I figured out how to draw feet fur

[achaoticeternal]

back to back on my X timeline is crazy - love them

[kalechip247]

bill cipher doodles i did at work :))

[fr00t-snacc]

They’re such a wonderful dynamic of super violent goobers-

[pastelribbonsxx]

Ex-cuh-USE ME

[hum4n01df00]

“EXCUSE ME! He asked for no pickles”

[ozzgin]

König can be a little shy when it comes to civilian matters. That’s why he has you.

[shriggy-the-rat-king]

This image wouldn't leave my mind so I had to make it 😩🙏🥒

[hqbits]

first time drawing them so probably not accurate like at all but!!!

[phlurrii]

A true story @pokemon-ash-aus