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Pickup artists insist on the importance of "avoiding the friendzone" because having women as friends would make it easier for you to understand exactly why what pickup artists say is total bullshit.
Even if you only care about getting laid, having women as friends would only help you. Even if a specific woman doesn't want to have sex with you, she could easily be beneficial for your quest to get laid. You can still listen to her talk about what men do that make her uncomfortable so you have an idea for what you can avoid doing yourself. She could easily have a friend who wants to have sex with you, or eventually have a friend who does. When women see that you have women as friends, they're more likely to trust you because it shows that women feel safe around you.
And that would render pickup artists obsolete. And they wouldn't like that.
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The New Mutants deal with a pickup artist
For some reason, the fictional Barry Thee Artist was invited to the First Hellfire Gala. He tries his bullshit on Magik who straight up threatens to cut his hands off. He does not take the not so subtle hint.
Karma arrives to hang out with her friends and Barry uses ableism to neg her. He's just the worst.
He tries to 'bro down' with Warpath and even Warlock thinks he's disgusting. Karma uses her powers to have him dump drinks on his own head, and his ego can't take that.
When he escalates instead of taking the exit provided for him, Karma shocks him speechless with a truth bomb or two. 'Be grateful for your lack of importance' is brutal and pretty damn satisfying. This piece of shit isn't real, but there are many men like him. They see women as things to be possessed and manipulated instead of people. Keep in mind that they're losers and don't let them close, watch out for your friends.
I kinda wish he came to the third Hellfire Gala so we could see him get murdered by Nimrod, but Karma's clapback is brutal enough.
#pick up artists#hellfire gala#x comics#x men#new mutants#marvel#comics#krakoa#karma#magik#warpath#warlock
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[Image descriptions in order: several screenshots of an article titled "A Trans Guy's Guide to Picking Up a Trans Girl" by Gabe Dunn, posted on June 18, 2024]
[Transcripts from the first reblog: I'd normally avoid going to someone's house or having someone to your house on a first date, but this is another point trans men have over cis men. It's not as likely that a woman would "choose the bear" over us. It's a cliché, and maybe has a dab of sexism to it that we're not perceived as the same level of dangerous as a cis man, but, hey, it's okay to use a little societal conditioning to our advantage.]
[What's the brand of her adorable thigh-highs? Is she wearing her "season" as told to her by a TikTok color analyst? Did you once have a heart shaped choker just like that when you were a woman? Start there.
Only compliment her on what she can control or what is mostly non-sexual. No great tits, even if they are great tits. (You can compliment those later.) For now, we go to "beautiful eyes" or "nice hair" or "cute clothes" and then we add a specific.]
[If you do go over there to play Fallout: New Vegas, bring some seltzers or snacks. If she comes to you, have your fridge stocked. Ask her for her drink of choice for Final Fantasy. Check if she's vegan or gluten-free. And for god's sake, vacuum up a little.]
[The comment from the second reblog: Johnny, on June 20, 2024 at 10:52 AM; The position of this article appears to be "Trans women are women and trans men are ALSO women so it's totally chill for them to be creepy."
The unspoken corollary of "when I was a woman" that every trans woman will hear is "when you were a MAN" so don't fucking do that shit.
It's the year 2024. Hasn't everyone realized that softboi, male feminist bullshit is played out- and that the whole "man lite" thing is transphobic AF?
If you think you're a kinder, gentler, "safer" type of man by virtue of being trans.... what message does that send her about what kind of woman you think she is?]
[The images from tranfalgarlaw's reblog:
"Your shirt is so cool. Is it a reference to something? Oh, a DnD podcast? Which one? I always wished I'd gotten into that but I'd have no idea where to start."]
[Sometimes with trans people, we're so worried about being vulnerable or so unused to being hit on in a serious way, we might not communicate date intentions well or understand we're being asked out. And since you've hopefully dropped into the conversation that you're also trans, she won't have the anxiety of wondering if she has to out herself to you and risk negative results.]
[make such a mistake. The work of leaving the house as a trans person deserves recognition—even if that work is just how she styled her Fiona Apple graphic tee or her choice of running sneakers. Compliment her with more]
[friends?
She could be a nightlife trans woman, who maybe had a great run as a gay guy and who still revels in that environment. She could be an outdoorsy girl who hikes with her queer girl friends on the weekends and loves gym selfies. She could be the more introverted type who wants to whoop your ass at video games all night.
I'd normally avoid going to someone's house or having someone to your house on a first date,]
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They've done it, y'all.
They made T4T pickup artistry
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The ‘Crypto Punks’ Behind Trump’s Murky New Business Venture
Psst. It's a scam with no data security. Allegedly.
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🎉 progress 🎉 @jayvik-week - day 1
science boyfriends celebrating a breakthrough <3 continue to - day 2 - day 3 - day 4 - day 5 - day 6 - day 7 (day 7 tw: blood)
#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayvik#jayvik week#look~ i wasn't gonna see all those very cute - open ended - prompts and just NOT do anything about it!#cuz if anybody was ever gonna be a 'pick you up adoringly when i'm excited' kinda boy~ it's Jayce#pidgy drew#digital art#artists on tumblr
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The exact opposite of being doomed by the narrative
I discovered this game while playing with a group of friends on Halloween, and I must say it was quiet immersive because we each wanted different things so we always had to argue together on what to do before the Voices would Took 3 days to complete a single run
#slay the princess#stp fanart#stp spoilers#stp princess#the long quiet#my art#artists on tumblr#i wanted to be friends with her so baaaddd but nooooo my friends wanted her dead aaaaarggh#and then when I got to choose how we should go about it we ended with the Prisoner#and we got chained up against the wall for the rest of eternity#and then noone trusted my judgement ever again after that#but I have zero regret i'm not stupid ofc we were going to get chained up#that's EXACTLY WHY i insisted on picking up the chains#the princess is chained and now we're chained#Relating to people : the art of bonding and making friends
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mmmm something something time rift blah blah yada yada ✨links meet au✨
#I said I would eventually make some kind of links meet content#I don’t know what to title this au#uhhmm#you guys are better at naming things than me#anyways I almost imploded from having the worst art block of my career#legit thought I’d never pick up a pen ever again but alas <3#forgive my absence it was a rough two months#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#tloz#loz#zelda#zelda au#links meet au#rift au#ougg I gotta tag all that?#skyward sword#twilight princess#echoes of wisdom#oracle of seasons#wind waker#minish cap#ocarina of time#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#first hero#hyrule warriors#art#artists on tumblr#my art
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Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free 🏴☠️
#IM SO IN LOVE WITH HIM FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK#i wasn't planning on picking up any new rgg game but damn I NEED HIM#I LOVE PIRATES#ryu ga gotoku#yakuza#rgg#like a dragon#龍が如く#majima goro#pirate on hawaii#artist on tumblr#art#fanart#rani-ki#rani__ki
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people keep telling me that every time i draw lae'zel, her ears seem to get bigger. but honestly? i just don't see it...
#she picks up radio signals with these btw#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate#lae'zel#bg3 lae'zel#lae'zel of k'liir#dnd#dnd art#d&d#d&d art#dungeons and dragons#bob the artist
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In my heart, Ford once went to an ice dimension and got Really Good at ice skating, and now he's absolutely insufferable about it.
#I think Ford has a bunch of random skills & everytime one comes up he has the most ridiculous yet completely true story to go along with it#in this case it involves picking a lock with his skates while scaled half way up a glacier. (he needed something for the gun dw about it)#I also think Stan would also be good re the 'Stan's Roller Skating in short shorts' lines from Dreamscapers#The difference being that Stan isn't willing to risk breaking his back for it. Unlike Ford who is already mid backflip#I know what ice skates actually look like btw. I know the blade is inaccurate. I promise. I know 🙏#Gravity Falls#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#Grunkle#Grunkle Ford#Fan art#fanart#artists on tumblr#my art
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Pick it up.
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i love them so dearly....im so heartbroken they didnt even kiss like not even once not even a little bit...... (NO SPOILERS HERE DW!!!! ^_^)
#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#procreate#my art#sketch#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#loganpool#poolverine#they were gay as hell in that movie dawg i wont lie...#WHAT WAS THEY DOIN IN THE CAR ALL NIGHT BRO????? BE FOR REAL RYAN REYNOLDS.... IM PICKING UP WHAT YOURE PUTTING DOWN CHEIF....#is wolverine deadpool's rebound girl or is it the other way around#PEANUT....😭💔...........#IM LITERALLY DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!#more stuff of them soon dw#WHAT HAPPENED IN THE CAR RYAN REYNOLDS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE CAR???!?!!??!?!?!????? ...#i cant do this
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You guys get ONE animated wip for the Laikas Comet AMV I’m working on ‼️‼️ It’s with the song Neighborhood #2 (Laika)
It will be posted on my YouTube channel! (But I’ll let you all know when it’s finished dw)
#I stopped working on it for a bit but I’ve picked it back up#laikas comet#laikas comet fanart#myart#my animation#animation#amv#procreate#procreate dreams#artists on tumblr
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Chilshi Week Day Six: Drinks
Pov you’re a burnt out server at a failing restaurant trapped in the walk-in with the new chef (who you might have a crush on)
#chilshi#dunmeshi restaurant au#pots n picks#potsnpicksweek2024#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi of izganda#senshi dungeon meshi#shows up 5 days late to chilshi week with a smoothie#artists on tumblr#illustration
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playing around w slightly different hair renders
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#yuuji#megumi#cries megumi fought tooth n nail..... i refused 2 flip the canvas tho >:(#i vastly prefer drawing him facing right bc fr some reason it makes his hair look better silhouette-wise#so having him face left is alr a Challenge#but also having him slightly look down (difficult angle + changes the silhouette) had me bashing my head in2 th TABLE#same thing happened earlier this month w gardening megu middle pose . i did not learn my lesson#but even worse w this one yuuji's head is blocking th main pointy part tht basically carries the entirety of the shape language#u can imagine my distress i am sure#anyway th render made me a lot happier with it thank god. colours hard carry bless <3333#i didn't plan on making it a full sheet but i needed 2 remind myself that im good at drawing megumi#so i threw in solos of each of them n tried slightly different render flavours#idk how Different all of them look visually but th process fr each ws Very different so i am satisfied#fight aside this ws useful i think! got 2 break out some Clunkier chalks n dust off a few of my smoother blended brushes#think i picked up some things i can keep also !! which ws. u kno. the Goal#tbh every time i do art studies i feel like i am kirby#one time i got called an art ditto by one of my fav artist mutuals when i did a style challenge#SUCH high praise from her it lives in my mind i take it out on days when i feel like trash#it doesnt Sound good when u say u r good at copying but real talk it is such a good skill i am very happy 2 have it in my arsenal
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once again being reminded of how weird being a taylor swift fan on this website is because the people who claim to hate her just clearly do not listen to her. I saw someone say "does taylor swift even know she's been turned into a brand and stripped of her humanity? is she aware of the fact she lives in a gilded cage where she can't be imperfect?" like my sibling in christ that's what her past two albums have been about about. what exactly did you guys think anti-hero was?
#taylor swift#midnights and ttpd read as a straight up cry for help but all you guys hear is 'catchy pop' like congrats! you just proved you are#distracted by synth beats#anyway who wants my 'taylor swift's fucked up relationshipwith fame' playlist#they also always say it like it's a big revelation meanwhile swiffers are over here like#'yeah the dehumanising affects of fame on an artist. we've all seen it.'#midnights#the tortured poets department#kinda wanna sit down w one of them and pick their brain about it. like /how/ did you come to this conclusion
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